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Elvin!

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Hey, What Are
You Doing?

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Icing My Cake.

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<I>- Your Cake?
- Yeah.</I>

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He Made It Himself
From Scratch.

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You're
The Guy

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Who Said, "It's A Man's Job
To Club The Antelope

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And A Woman's Job To Cook It"?!

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That Was
The Old Elvin.

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Since We've Gotten
Back Together

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Elvin's Decided His Attitudes
About Women Need Improvement.

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Oh.

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I Thought One Way

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Of Becoming More Sensitive
And Understanding As A Man

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Would Be To Experience What
It's Like Doing Woman's Work.

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Oh.

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<I>" Woman's Work," Huh?</I>

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I Said Something Wrong?

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This Is Not
"Woman's Work."

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My Dad Cooks.

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Many Men Cook.

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I'm Sorry.

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Elvin Just Started
Improving His Attitudes.

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We Can't Expect Him
To Change Overnight.

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Sandra.

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Yeah, Rudy.

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Promise You Won't Get Mad?

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What Did You Do?

29
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I Spilled Nail Polish...

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We'll Clean It Up.

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In Your Suitcase.

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You Know What?

33
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- Your Cake Looks Good.
- Thanks.

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It's Chocolate
Chocolate Chip.

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Hey.

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Hey, Dad.

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- Elvin.
- Hi, Dr. Huxtable.

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What's All This?

39
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He's Doing
"Woman's Work," Dad.

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I Drove Sandra Home
From Princeton This Morning

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And When I Got Here

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So I'll Be
More Understanding...

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And
Sensitive...

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As A Man.

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Why Bake A Cake?

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So Mrs. Huxtable
Will Like Me.

49
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Mrs. Huxtable Likes You.

50
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No, She Doesn't.

51
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She Always Gets Mad At Me.

52
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It's Your
Attitude, Son.

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I'm Trying To Change

54
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But Between You And Me,
It's Not All My Fault.

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Oh?

56
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You Know Women.

57
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They're Emotional.

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Every Little Thing
Sets Them Off.

59
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Then They Start Talking
Without Thinking.

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This Is For Mrs. Huxtable?

61
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Yes.

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This Better Be Good Cake.

63
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We'll Find Out At Dinner.

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What Kind Is It?

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Chocolate
Chocolate Chip.

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Aha!

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My Suggestion Is,
Elvin

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That Before You
Try This Out

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On Mrs. Huxtable And
The Rest Of The Family

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You Should Have Someone Sample This.

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Would You?

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Well,
I...

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You Know,
I Just...

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Do You Want Me To?

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Yes, Sir.
Please.

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All Right.

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I Just Happen
To Like

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Chocolate
Chocolate Chip Cake...

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I'm Glad.

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And I'm An Authority
On This.

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I Didn't
Know That.

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Oh...

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Elvin

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We'll Have To Cut It Again,
I Guess.

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Here It Is.
Here It Is.

86
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We Got A Breakthrough.

87
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I Made It Extra Dense.

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It Seems To Have
Some Sort Of...

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Humanness To It.

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It Doesn't Want
To Give It Up.

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Yeah.

92
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There You Go.

93
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There You Go.

94
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We Got It Now.

95
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Rather Heavy.

96
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Now...

97
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<I>For The Coup De Grace.</I>

98
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That's Just Frosting.

99
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I Think Not.

100
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Pretty Good, Huh?

101
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How Was It?

102
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You Don't Want Mrs. Huxtable
To Eat That.

103
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What Now?

104
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I Don't Know.
You're Too Far Inland.

105
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I'll Think Of Something.

106
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Oh, Elvin.

107
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Oh, Elvin.

108
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Cliff!

109
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Hey!

110
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Cliff, Come Here.

111
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You're Not Going
To Believe This.

112
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What's The Matter?

113
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Somebody At Work Had
This Catalog Today.

114
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I'm Thumbing Through
This Thing At Lunch Time

115
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And I Found This.

116
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Ellis Wilson.

117
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Yes. My Great-Uncle.

118
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Ellis Wilson Is
In This Book.

119
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This Painting Used To Hang
In My Grandmother's House.

120
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When I Was Little,
I Spent Hours Looking At It.

121
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Tomorrow It's Being Sold
At Auction, And I Want It.

122
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It Says Here The Price Is
$7,000 To $9,000, Dear.

123
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Yes, That's The Estimated Price,
But I Really Want It.

124
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Really?

125
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It's An Auction.
It Could Go For Higher.

126
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Well, Dear, I'm With You.

127
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I'll Buy It Myself.

128
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It's Been Out Of The Family
For 30 Years.

129
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<I>I Want To Get It Back.</I>

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Sold.

131
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Great!

132
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I Want To See It Hanging
Over This Fireplace.

133
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Get It At The Auction,
I'll Hang It.

134
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Hi, Mrs. Huxtable.

135
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Hello, Elvin. I Didn't
Know You Were Here.

136
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Yeah, Elvin Drove Sandra Home
From Princeton.

137
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What's With
The Apron?

138
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I'm Learning
To Cook.

139
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You?

140
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Yes.

141
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I Baked You A Cake

142
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But I Accidentally
Dropped It On The Floor.

143
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Oh, That's Terrible.

144
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It's The Thought
That Counts.

145
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That's True.

146
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Maybe I Could Cook
Dinner For You Sometime.

147
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No, That Isn't A Good Idea.

148
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I Think It's
A Lovely Idea.

149
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I Don't Think That You Think
That's A Good Idea.

150
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You Can Cook Dinner
Tomorrow Night

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After The Auction.

152
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Auction?

153
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Yes, An Art Auction,
And We're Buying This.

154
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That's An Ellis Wilson.

155
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You Know It?

156
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Sure. I'm An Art Major.

157
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He's One Of My Favorites.

158
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Well, That's Mrs. Huxtable's
Great-Uncle.

159
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You're Kidding!

160
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That Painting Was
My Grandmother's.

161
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Why Is It At An Auction?

162
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My Grandmother Was Old, Sickly,
Had A Lot Of Medical Bills-

163
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Too Proud To Ask For Help-

164
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So She Sold It
Without Telling Anybody.

165
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Dr. Huxtable, It's Wonderful

166
00:08:05,534 --> 00:08:07,968
You're Buying This Painting
For Your Wife.

167
00:08:08,100 --> 00:08:09,467
I'm Buying The Painting.

168
00:08:09,601 --> 00:08:11,534
Did Dr. Huxtable
Say It Was Okay?

169
00:08:16,300 --> 00:08:19,367
It's All Right, Elvin.
I Understand Your Thinking.

170
00:08:19,501 --> 00:08:22,234
It's Okay If Dr. Huxtable
Buys This Painting

171
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Because He Works
And He's A Man, Right?

172
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Right.

173
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Well, I Work

174
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And I Can Buy This Painting

175
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Not Because He Says So

176
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<I>But Because It Is So.</I>

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Okay?

178
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Okay.

179
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Okay.

180
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May I Still Cook Dinner
Tomorrow Night?

181
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No.

182
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Elvin,
I'm Looking Forward To It.

183
00:08:51,334 --> 00:08:54,501
I Don't Mean To Do These Things.
They Just Come Out.

184
00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:55,767
I Understand, Son.

185
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It's Sort Of Like Talking
And Not Thinking First.

186
00:08:59,734 --> 00:09:02,300
Yeah.
I Get That From My Mom.

187
00:09:06,968 --> 00:09:08,767
You Want To
Cook Tomorrow.

188
00:09:08,901 --> 00:09:09,968
Yes, I Do.

189
00:09:10,100 --> 00:09:12,200
Do You Know How
To Cook Anything?

190
00:09:12,334 --> 00:09:13,467
Just Chocolate...

191
00:09:13,601 --> 00:09:14,968
No, You Don't.

192
00:09:17,334 --> 00:09:20,200
Is There Something Else
You Know How To Do?

193
00:09:20,334 --> 00:09:21,767
Well... Salad.

194
00:09:21,901 --> 00:09:24,734
Stay With The Salad, Boy.

195
00:09:24,868 --> 00:09:26,868
Now, I'll Show You
Something Special.

196
00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,667
We're Going
Into The Kitchen.

197
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Okay.

198
00:09:29,868 --> 00:09:32,234
Just Pay Attention To Me.

199
00:09:32,367 --> 00:09:34,567
You Want To Impress Mrs. Huxtable.

200
00:09:34,701 --> 00:09:35,701
Very Much.

201
00:09:35,834 --> 00:09:36,734
All Right.

202
00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:37,934
Now, My Boy...

203
00:09:38,067 --> 00:09:41,033
You Are Going
To Learn From Me.

204
00:09:41,167 --> 00:09:42,634
You're Going To Fix

205
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Dr. Huxtable's
Secret Spaghetti Sauce.

206
00:09:46,534 --> 00:09:47,534
Is It Hard?

207
00:09:47,667 --> 00:09:51,033
No, Indeed.
It Comes Out Of A Jar.

208
00:09:51,167 --> 00:09:52,467
Oh, It Does.

209
00:09:52,601 --> 00:09:55,801
Dr. Huxtable's
Secret Spaghetti Sauce

210
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Is Actually "Mrs. Farber's
Hot And Spicy Barbecue Sauce."

211
00:10:02,434 --> 00:10:04,667
But That's Not Really Cooking.

212
00:10:04,801 --> 00:10:05,868
<I>It Is Cooking.</I>

213
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,767
Although You Get The Jar

214
00:10:07,901 --> 00:10:11,968
It's What You Add To The Sauce
That Makes It Work.

215
00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:14,100
You Understand
What I'm Saying?

216
00:10:14,234 --> 00:10:17,000
First, Make Yourself
Look Like A Cook.

217
00:10:17,133 --> 00:10:19,200
Pots About This Size.

218
00:10:20,801 --> 00:10:22,834
Put Water In Them.

219
00:10:22,968 --> 00:10:26,834
People Think You're Cooking
When They See Steam.

220
00:10:26,968 --> 00:10:28,634
Okay.

221
00:10:28,767 --> 00:10:32,968
Now, You'll Put All Kinds
Of Leaves And Spices

222
00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:37,033
And Herbs And Tree Stems
In All Of These Pots.

223
00:10:37,167 --> 00:10:40,067
Garlic- Anything That
Gives Off An Aroma.

224
00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:42,701
You Have The Lid On.

225
00:10:42,834 --> 00:10:46,434
This Is Bubbling And Steaming,
Trees Brewing.

226
00:10:46,567 --> 00:10:48,934
Lift This-
They Come Out.

227
00:10:50,434 --> 00:10:52,300
Meanwhile,
Over To The Side...

228
00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:57,100
"Mrs. Farber's Hot And Spicy."

229
00:10:57,234 --> 00:10:58,501
You Understand?

230
00:10:58,634 --> 00:11:01,467
Don't Let Anybody
See Your Tricks.

231
00:11:01,601 --> 00:11:03,133
You're The Chef.

232
00:11:03,267 --> 00:11:05,400
You'll See Them
Peeking Through Doors

233
00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:07,601
And You Stand,
And You Just-

234
00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:09,868
You Have Nothing In Here...

235
00:11:10,934 --> 00:11:11,901
Whah!

236
00:11:12,033 --> 00:11:13,567
And Do Like That.

237
00:11:13,701 --> 00:11:16,667
And Keep Your Arm
Bent Like This.

238
00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:20,367
And Every Once In A While

239
00:11:20,501 --> 00:11:24,200
Go Down Here
And Come Back Up Again.

240
00:11:24,334 --> 00:11:27,200
Never Look Like
You Can't Find Something.

241
00:11:27,334 --> 00:11:29,367
They'll Say,
"He's Lost Something."

242
00:11:29,501 --> 00:11:31,901
And You Got Steam Coming Out...

243
00:11:32,033 --> 00:11:35,067
And Do A Lot Of This.

244
00:11:38,634 --> 00:11:40,167
You Got It?

245
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:43,434
Mrs. Farber's Hot And Spicy

246
00:11:43,567 --> 00:11:45,133
- Barbecue Sauce.
- ... Barbecue Sauce.

247
00:11:45,267 --> 00:11:47,234
With The Little
Herbs And Bushes.

248
00:11:47,367 --> 00:11:48,534
Okay, I'll Try.

249
00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:51,501
But, Dr. Huxtable,
I'm Still Worried.

250
00:11:51,634 --> 00:11:53,901
Even If I Make A Great Sauce

251
00:11:54,033 --> 00:11:56,667
I Still Might Say Something
Stupid To Mrs. Huxtable.

252
00:11:56,801 --> 00:11:59,033
When You Say Something Dumb-

253
00:11:59,167 --> 00:12:01,000
Like You Usually Do...

254
00:12:02,901 --> 00:12:05,767
Get Up From The Table, Son

255
00:12:05,901 --> 00:12:09,000
And You Come Back Here,
You Understand?

256
00:12:09,133 --> 00:12:12,167
Go Out This Door,
And Keep Going!

257
00:12:20,367 --> 00:12:21,334
Hey, Dad.

258
00:12:21,467 --> 00:12:22,834
Ready For
The Auction?

259
00:12:22,968 --> 00:12:24,834
Yeah.
How Do I Look?

260
00:12:24,968 --> 00:12:25,701
Good.

261
00:12:25,834 --> 00:12:28,133
<I>Yeah, But Do I Look Good?</I>

262
00:12:28,267 --> 00:12:30,601
<I>Yeah, You Look Good.</I>

263
00:12:30,734 --> 00:12:34,033
Cockroach Said These Auctions
Are Really Fancy.

264
00:12:34,167 --> 00:12:36,200
Everyone Drives Up In Limousines

265
00:12:36,334 --> 00:12:38,467
Wearing Tuxedos And Mink Coats

266
00:12:38,601 --> 00:12:40,067
And Eating Caviar.

267
00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,834
When Did Cockroach
Go To An Auction?

268
00:12:42,968 --> 00:12:45,534
He Didn't.
He Saw One In A Movie.

269
00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:48,300
Oh...

270
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,334
You Know What Else He Said?

271
00:12:50,467 --> 00:12:53,868
<I>He Said Every Woman There
Would Be Unbelievable.</I>

272
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,167
<I>Well, Just So These
Unbelievable Women</I>

273
00:12:56,300 --> 00:13:00,834
Will Not See You Getting Out
Of The Crowded Station Wagon

274
00:13:00,968 --> 00:13:05,067
We'll Let You Off
Two Blocks Away From The Place

275
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:08,200
And You Can Go Into
The Caviar Store

276
00:13:08,334 --> 00:13:10,400
And Pick Up A Six-Pack.

277
00:13:10,534 --> 00:13:12,400
<I>Thanks, Dad.</I>

278
00:13:12,534 --> 00:13:13,601
You're
Welcome.

279
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,501
- Hey, Elvin.
- Hey, Theo.

280
00:13:18,634 --> 00:13:19,667
Hi, Dr. Huxtable.

281
00:13:19,801 --> 00:13:20,701
Elvin.

282
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,067
All Set
For Dinner.

283
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,467
What's That?

284
00:13:23,601 --> 00:13:26,601
Elvin Is Cooking Dinner
Tonight After The Auction.

285
00:13:26,734 --> 00:13:29,934
We're Having Spaghetti
With Elvin's Secret Sauce.

286
00:13:30,067 --> 00:13:30,934
Sounds
Serious.

287
00:13:31,067 --> 00:13:31,934
It Is.

288
00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:33,367
It Better
Be Good.

289
00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:35,434
Okay... Now.

290
00:13:35,567 --> 00:13:37,434
What Do You Have?

291
00:13:38,767 --> 00:13:40,767
All Right.
The Leaves.

292
00:13:40,901 --> 00:13:42,267
With The Stems On.

293
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:43,467
That's
Right.

294
00:13:43,601 --> 00:13:44,501
Garlic?

295
00:13:44,634 --> 00:13:45,601
Garlic.

296
00:13:45,734 --> 00:13:47,200
The Italian
Parsley?

297
00:13:47,334 --> 00:13:48,334
Got That.

298
00:13:48,467 --> 00:13:49,834
Where's
"Mrs. Farber's"?

299
00:13:49,968 --> 00:13:51,934
Underneath The Boxes
Of Spaghetti.

300
00:13:52,067 --> 00:13:53,434
Cookin'. Cookin'.

301
00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:55,133
Well, I'm Ready.

302
00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:57,000
Hi, Mrs. Huxtable.

303
00:13:57,133 --> 00:13:58,467
Hello,
Elvin.

304
00:13:58,601 --> 00:13:59,667
You Look Lovely.

305
00:13:59,801 --> 00:14:00,801
Thank You.

306
00:14:00,934 --> 00:14:02,868
I'd Just Like To Say...

307
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:03,734
Elvin...

308
00:14:03,868 --> 00:14:05,767
Good Luck At The Auction.

309
00:14:05,901 --> 00:14:08,234
You're Not Just
Buying A Painting

310
00:14:08,367 --> 00:14:11,400
You're Retrieving
A Symbol Of Your Heritage.

311
00:14:11,534 --> 00:14:14,067
Most People
Take Their Pasts For Granted

312
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,501
But I've Always Felt

313
00:14:15,634 --> 00:14:19,234
That If We Only Look Forward
Without Looking Backwards

314
00:14:19,367 --> 00:14:21,167
We're Really Looking Nowhere.

315
00:14:29,434 --> 00:14:31,400
Elvin, That's Lovely.

316
00:14:31,534 --> 00:14:33,067
And I Want To Say...

317
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:34,734
Elvin, Elvin, Elvin...

318
00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:37,767
That's Enough.

319
00:14:37,901 --> 00:14:39,801
That's All I Want To Say.

320
00:14:52,801 --> 00:14:54,634
Wow, Mom!
This Is Cool!

321
00:14:54,767 --> 00:14:56,234
Yeah, This Is Nice.

322
00:14:56,367 --> 00:14:57,634
All Right, Now Look.

323
00:14:57,767 --> 00:15:00,801
Before Anybody Does Anything,
You Just Remember-

324
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,434
Don't Touch Anything!

325
00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:03,567
You Got It.

326
00:15:03,701 --> 00:15:05,067
Where's Your
Picture, Mom?

327
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:07,267
There It Is.

328
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:09,534
Oh, Look!

329
00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:11,000
I Haven't Seen This

330
00:15:11,133 --> 00:15:13,434
Since I Was Eight Years Old.

331
00:15:13,567 --> 00:15:15,167
That's The
Painting.

332
00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:17,701
Rudy, Your Great-Great-Uncle
Painted This.

333
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:18,868
I Like It.

334
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,968
Someday You Can
Show It To Your Children.

335
00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:23,000
I Won't Let Them Touch It.

336
00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:25,434
May I Look Around?

337
00:15:25,567 --> 00:15:28,434
There Are Some Things
I Want To Check Out.

338
00:15:28,567 --> 00:15:30,734
<I>I Hope They're
Unbelievable.</I>

339
00:15:30,868 --> 00:15:32,200
I'll Let You Know.

340
00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:35,133
Dad, Can We
Look Around, Too?

341
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,133
Yes, Please.

342
00:15:36,267 --> 00:15:37,801
Keep An Eye On Rudy.

343
00:15:37,934 --> 00:15:39,734
I Always Have To
Watch Her.

344
00:15:39,868 --> 00:15:41,100
Come On.
I'll Help You.

345
00:15:41,234 --> 00:15:42,968
This Is A Good Sign.

346
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:44,133
What?

347
00:15:44,267 --> 00:15:46,701
We're The Only Ones
Looking At The Picture.

348
00:15:46,834 --> 00:15:48,000
Fine By Me.

349
00:15:48,133 --> 00:15:51,667
Maybe There Was A Crowd Of
People Before We Got Here.

350
00:15:54,534 --> 00:15:57,701
No, I Think Elvin's
Absolutely Correct This Time.

351
00:15:57,834 --> 00:16:00,400
I Think We Should
All Mingle Around

352
00:16:00,534 --> 00:16:03,934
And Find Out If Anybody's
Talking About This Painting.

353
00:16:04,067 --> 00:16:05,467
You Mean Spy?

354
00:16:05,601 --> 00:16:06,501
Yeah.

355
00:16:06,634 --> 00:16:08,434
I'll Tell
You What.

356
00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:11,167
We'll All Go Out
And Mingle.

357
00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:14,834
We'll Meet Back Here
At 1600 Hours.

358
00:16:14,968 --> 00:16:16,300
All Right?

359
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:18,667
And The Code Words Will Be

360
00:16:18,801 --> 00:16:23,667
"The Wet Dog Sighs
In The Dry Fire."

361
00:16:25,868 --> 00:16:26,901
All Right, Dad.

362
00:16:27,033 --> 00:16:29,801
We'll Meet Back Here
At 1600 Hours.

363
00:16:52,133 --> 00:16:53,367
Hi.

364
00:16:55,701 --> 00:16:56,868
Hi.

365
00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:00,000
What Do You
Think Of It?

366
00:17:00,133 --> 00:17:01,067
Nice.

367
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,968
You Don't Like It, Do You?

368
00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:04,367
To Be Honest

369
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:06,901
It Looks Like Something
My Little Sister Would Do.

370
00:17:07,033 --> 00:17:08,801
But That's Why It's Good.

371
00:17:08,934 --> 00:17:10,400
It's Simple And Innocent.

372
00:17:10,534 --> 00:17:13,033
You Must Know
A Lot About Art.

373
00:17:13,167 --> 00:17:15,167
My Dad's A Curator
At A Museum.

374
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:16,234
I'm Darlene.

375
00:17:16,367 --> 00:17:17,634
I'm Theo.

376
00:17:17,767 --> 00:17:20,367
There Are A Couple Of
Other Paintings Around Here

377
00:17:20,501 --> 00:17:22,267
I Don't Know Too Much About.

378
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,334
Maybe You Could Help Me?

379
00:17:24,467 --> 00:17:25,000
Sure.

380
00:17:25,133 --> 00:17:26,567
Hey, Theo.

381
00:17:26,701 --> 00:17:28,234
Hi, Theo.

382
00:17:28,367 --> 00:17:29,934
Who's She?

383
00:17:31,033 --> 00:17:32,167
This Is Darlene.

384
00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:34,300
Darlene, These Are
My Sisters.

385
00:17:34,434 --> 00:17:35,767
Hi.
Hi.

386
00:17:35,901 --> 00:17:37,000
She's Teaching Me Art.

387
00:17:37,133 --> 00:17:39,434
Ooh, Isn't That Nice? Art.

388
00:17:39,567 --> 00:17:41,467
You Like Her?

389
00:17:41,601 --> 00:17:43,968
There's A Painting
We Should Check Out.

390
00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:45,000
Let's Go.

391
00:17:45,133 --> 00:17:46,300
Nice To Meet You.

392
00:17:46,434 --> 00:17:48,467
The Pleasure
Was All Ours.

393
00:18:01,334 --> 00:18:02,300
Hello.

394
00:18:02,434 --> 00:18:03,601
How You Doing?

395
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:04,634
Fine.

396
00:18:04,767 --> 00:18:05,734
Ellis Wilson.

397
00:18:05,868 --> 00:18:07,167
Oh, Yes.
Definitely.

398
00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:08,634
Oh, My Goodness.

399
00:18:08,767 --> 00:18:10,567
What A Nice Painting.

400
00:18:10,701 --> 00:18:12,501
By A Very
Important Artist.

401
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:13,767
Yes.

402
00:18:14,901 --> 00:18:17,167
But Seven To Nine Thousand-

403
00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:19,167
That's A Lot Of Money.

404
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:20,167
Not Really.

405
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,367
Actually, A Steal.

406
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:22,334
It Is?

407
00:18:22,467 --> 00:18:24,133
Yeah. Just Look At It.

408
00:18:24,267 --> 00:18:27,000
This Painting Shows
Wilson's Mastery Of Light.

409
00:18:27,133 --> 00:18:28,100
The Gaunt
Forms

410
00:18:28,234 --> 00:18:29,601
The Simplicity
Of Composition

411
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:32,534
Give This Particular Piece
Rhythm And Motion.

412
00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:35,901
I Just Thought
It Was A Nice Painting.

413
00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:37,200
Oh, No, My Friend.

414
00:18:37,334 --> 00:18:38,968
It's A Lot More Than That.

415
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:42,701
This Is A Very Important
Work By A Major Artist.

416
00:18:42,834 --> 00:18:44,000
Thank You.

417
00:18:45,868 --> 00:18:49,467
Philip, This Would Look
Marvelous Over The Couch.

418
00:18:49,601 --> 00:18:50,868
Yes, Dear.

419
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,133
You Know

420
00:18:52,267 --> 00:18:55,601
You Can Never Tell What
These Things Will Go For.

421
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:56,701
That's True.

422
00:18:56,834 --> 00:18:59,133
I Was Here
A Few Months Ago

423
00:18:59,267 --> 00:19:01,767
When A Painting That
Was Estimated At $10,000

424
00:19:01,901 --> 00:19:03,200
Went For $98,000.

425
00:19:04,901 --> 00:19:07,734
That's What I Call
Auction Fever.

426
00:19:07,868 --> 00:19:08,934
Right.

427
00:19:09,067 --> 00:19:10,567
That Could
Happen Tonight.

428
00:19:10,701 --> 00:19:11,667
Good.

429
00:19:11,801 --> 00:19:13,400
This Room Is Hot.

430
00:19:13,534 --> 00:19:15,567
Yes, It Just
Might Be.

431
00:19:15,701 --> 00:19:17,133
Darling?

432
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:20,868
$18,500.

433
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,234
$19,000.

434
00:19:22,367 --> 00:19:25,934
The Bid's Up Front Here
On The Left At $19,000.

435
00:19:26,067 --> 00:19:27,767
Sold Now
For $19,000.

436
00:19:27,901 --> 00:19:29,601
Our Next Painting
Is Lot #22-

437
00:19:29,734 --> 00:19:32,501
A Landscape
By Edward Doufner.

438
00:19:32,634 --> 00:19:36,601
That Would Look Nice
In My Waiting Room.

439
00:19:36,734 --> 00:19:38,000
It Really Would.

440
00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:40,501
What's The Estimate
On This?

441
00:19:40,634 --> 00:19:42,100
The Estimate's
$700.

442
00:19:42,234 --> 00:19:43,234
$700?

443
00:19:43,367 --> 00:19:46,400
I Think I Should
Try And Get It.

444
00:19:46,534 --> 00:19:47,901
Think I Should?

445
00:19:48,033 --> 00:19:49,000
Yes.

446
00:19:49,133 --> 00:19:51,000
We'll Start The Bidding
At $500.

447
00:19:51,133 --> 00:19:53,434
Who Will Say
$500 For Us?

448
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,067
Who Will Say $600?

449
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:56,701
$600 On
The Left.

450
00:19:56,834 --> 00:19:57,968
Lady's Bid At $600.

451
00:19:58,100 --> 00:19:59,701
$600 Against You, Sir.

452
00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:00,567
How About
Seven?

453
00:20:00,701 --> 00:20:01,601
$700 Now.

454
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:02,734
$800
I Have.

455
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,501
The Lady's
Bid At $800.

456
00:20:04,634 --> 00:20:05,501
Will You
Say Nine?

457
00:20:05,634 --> 00:20:07,634
$900 In
Front.

458
00:20:07,767 --> 00:20:09,067
Now
$1,000.

459
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,634
$1,000 I Have
Over Here...

460
00:20:10,767 --> 00:20:12,167
Hey!
Stop It.

461
00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:13,834
That's My
Daddy's Picture!

462
00:20:16,067 --> 00:20:17,100
I Have $1,000

463
00:20:17,234 --> 00:20:19,667
And A Young Lady
Who Loves Her Daddy.

464
00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:20,901
How About
$1,100, Sir?

465
00:20:21,033 --> 00:20:22,300
Eleven!

466
00:20:22,434 --> 00:20:24,234
<I>That's The Way.</I>

467
00:20:24,367 --> 00:20:25,968
I Have $1,100.
Say Twelve.

468
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,634
$1,200 Over
Here Now.

469
00:20:27,767 --> 00:20:28,767
$1,300.

470
00:20:28,901 --> 00:20:29,968
$1,400.

471
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:30,834
$1,500.

472
00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:31,434
$1,600.

473
00:20:31,567 --> 00:20:32,267
$1,700.

474
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:33,000
$1,800.

475
00:20:33,133 --> 00:20:34,000
$1,900.

476
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:35,033
$2,000.

477
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,767
I Have $2,000
Over Here, Then.

478
00:20:37,901 --> 00:20:38,834
Twenty-One?

479
00:20:38,968 --> 00:20:39,801
Sold For
$2,000.

480
00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:41,868
Lady's Bid
On The Left.

481
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,067
A $700 Painting
That Went For $2,000.

482
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,033
Yours Is Going
For $40 Million.

483
00:20:49,334 --> 00:20:50,734
I Don't Care, Cliff.

484
00:20:50,868 --> 00:20:51,934
I Want It.

485
00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:54,400
Doesn't Make Any
Difference To Me.

486
00:20:54,534 --> 00:20:56,701
I Hope It Looks
Good In Jail.

487
00:20:56,834 --> 00:20:59,067
Our Next Number
Is Lot #23-

488
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,000
A Work By
Ellis Wilson.

489
00:21:01,133 --> 00:21:04,701
Dear, He Hasn't Asked
For The Bid Yet.

490
00:21:04,834 --> 00:21:06,667
I'd Like To Start The Bidding
At $5,000.

491
00:21:06,801 --> 00:21:08,701
I Have A Bid
At $5,000.

492
00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:09,701
Thank You.

493
00:21:09,834 --> 00:21:11,267
Who Will Say $6,000?

494
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:12,434
$6,000 On
My Left.

495
00:21:12,567 --> 00:21:13,868
Now It's
$6,000.

496
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:14,901
Say Seven?

497
00:21:15,033 --> 00:21:15,934
$7,000
I Have.

498
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:17,100
Now Eight.

499
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:18,534
$8,000
Over Here.

500
00:21:18,667 --> 00:21:23,000
You Already Have A Painting
For Your Couch, Darling.

501
00:21:23,133 --> 00:21:25,100
The Lady's
Bid At $8,000.

502
00:21:25,234 --> 00:21:26,467
Who Will
Say Nine?

503
00:21:26,601 --> 00:21:28,968
Now At $8,000
On My Left.

504
00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:30,367
Who Will Say
$8,500?

505
00:21:30,501 --> 00:21:31,801
$8,500 At
The Back.

506
00:21:31,934 --> 00:21:32,934
$8,500.

507
00:21:33,067 --> 00:21:34,133
Who Will Say Nine?

508
00:21:34,267 --> 00:21:36,200
$9,000.
The Bid's Up Front.

509
00:21:36,334 --> 00:21:37,234
$9,500.

510
00:21:37,367 --> 00:21:39,033
On My Left Now At $9,500.

511
00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:40,033
Now $10,000.

512
00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:41,934
$10,000
At The Back.

513
00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:43,934
$10,000 At The Back Of The Room.

514
00:21:44,067 --> 00:21:44,868
Now Ten-Five.

515
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,434
Ten-Five
On My Left.

516
00:21:46,567 --> 00:21:47,367
$10,500.

517
00:21:47,501 --> 00:21:48,367
Eleven?

518
00:21:48,501 --> 00:21:49,534
Eleven.

519
00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:50,667
$11,000
In Front.

520
00:21:50,801 --> 00:21:53,133
$11,000 Now Against You, Sir.

521
00:21:53,267 --> 00:21:54,367
At $11,000.

522
00:21:54,501 --> 00:21:56,200
Will You Say
$11,500?

523
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:05,067
It's $11,000 Here, Then-
The Lady In Front.

524
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,868
Sold For $11,000.

525
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,400
All Right!

526
00:22:12,567 --> 00:22:13,634
<I>All Right!</I>

527
00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:15,167
Welcome Home,
Uncle Ellis.

528
00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:18,400
And This Is The Paddle
That Brought You Home

529
00:22:18,534 --> 00:22:20,234
And It's
Still Smoking.

530
00:22:23,234 --> 00:22:25,167
Huxtable Residence.

531
00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:27,701
Yes, He Is.
May I Ask Who's Calling?

532
00:22:27,834 --> 00:22:29,501
Oh!

533
00:22:29,634 --> 00:22:31,100
Theo, It's Darlene-

534
00:22:31,234 --> 00:22:33,133
Your Art
Teacher.

535
00:22:33,267 --> 00:22:35,901
Oooh!

536
00:22:36,033 --> 00:22:38,534
I'll Take This One
Upstairs.

537
00:22:38,667 --> 00:22:41,834
He's Going To
Take It Upstairs.

538
00:22:41,968 --> 00:22:43,834
Whoa!
Whoa!

539
00:22:43,968 --> 00:22:45,200
All Right.

540
00:22:45,334 --> 00:22:46,734
I'll Take It
Down Here.

541
00:22:46,868 --> 00:22:49,734
Oooh!

542
00:22:50,701 --> 00:22:51,868
<I>Hello?</I>

543
00:22:53,601 --> 00:22:56,133
Oooh!

544
00:22:58,067 --> 00:22:59,000
Yeah.

545
00:22:59,133 --> 00:23:01,033
I Had A Great Time, Too.

546
00:23:01,167 --> 00:23:03,701
Whoo!

547
00:23:03,834 --> 00:23:05,067
Would You Cut It Out?

548
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,467
<I>Would You Cut It Out?</I>

549
00:23:07,601 --> 00:23:10,434
Theo, Maybe You Should
Take It Upstairs.

550
00:23:10,567 --> 00:23:12,801
Darlene, I'm Going
To Take This Upstairs.

551
00:23:12,934 --> 00:23:14,167
Hold On, Please.

552
00:23:16,300 --> 00:23:17,968
No. You Guys
Stay Here.

553
00:23:18,100 --> 00:23:19,467
Oooh!

554
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:23,601
Elvin!

555
00:23:23,734 --> 00:23:25,934
I'm Impressed.

556
00:23:26,067 --> 00:23:26,968
Thanks,
Mrs. Huxtable.

557
00:23:27,100 --> 00:23:29,133
Smells Delicious
In Here.

558
00:23:29,267 --> 00:23:31,501
Mrs. Huxtable,
Would You Like A Taste?

559
00:23:31,634 --> 00:23:33,100
I'd Love A Taste.

560
00:23:37,067 --> 00:23:38,467
Hmm.

561
00:23:42,501 --> 00:23:43,767
Elvin, This Is Good.

562
00:23:43,901 --> 00:23:45,200
I Know.

563
00:23:45,334 --> 00:23:48,067
Cliff, This Is Almost
As Good As Your Secret Sauce.

564
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:52,167
I Gave Him A Few Pointers On It.

565
00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:54,968
You Two Could Collaborate
And Market This.

566
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,167
That's A
Great Idea.

567
00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:57,901
I Could Go
For That.

568
00:23:58,033 --> 00:23:59,300
Of Course, As An Attorney

569
00:23:59,434 --> 00:24:01,934
I Suggest You Get
Mrs. Farber's Permission.