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Thank You.

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Hi.

3
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Hi.

4
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<I>Sara, Why Did You
Choose This Place?</I>

5
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They Have Great Food.

6
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That's Good

7
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<I>Because The Men Here
Look Very Hungry.</I>

8
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Have You Been
Getting The Eye?

9
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Mm-Hmm! This Guy Over Here

10
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At The Bar.

11
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He's Got
A Friend.

12
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There Are Two
Of Them Now?

13
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This Never Happens
When I'm Alone.

14
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It Must Be My Big Sister.

15
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I Think You're Right.

16
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What's Up?

17
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I've Got Great News.

18
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Yes?

19
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Garvin And I

20
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Are Getting Married.

21
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Oh, That's
Wonderful!

22
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I Know.

23
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When?

24
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All We Know Is, Soon.

25
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Ladies?

26
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The Gentlemen
At The Bar

27
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Want To Buy You A Drink.

28
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Tell Them
"Thank You"

29
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But We Really
Can't Accept.

30
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Good Move, We'll Wait
For A Better Offer.

31
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Stop This Silliness.

32
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What Made You Two Decide?

33
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Well, Last Night
Garvin Insisted

34
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We Go To This
Chinese Restaurant.

35
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He Sat There
Grinning.

36
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After Dinner, The Waiter
Came Over

37
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With Just One
Fortune Cookie.

38
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Garvin Said, "Open It."

39
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And...?

40
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The Fortune Said

41
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"The Way To True Happiness
Is To Marry Garvin."

44
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Hello.

45
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How About Lunch
Instead Of A Drink?

46
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We Don't Eat With
Gentlemen We Don't Know.

47
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I'm Thad, And
This Is Greg.

48
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If You Give
Us Your Names

49
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We'll Know
Each Other.

50
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Hey, Names Aren't
Important Anyway.

51
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Let Me Guess.

52
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You Two Are
Models, Right?

53
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Right.

54
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I Knew It.

55
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When I First
Looked At You

56
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I Knew You
Were Special.

57
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So You Buy Drinks
For Special Women?

58
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Yes, But There Aren't
Many Out There.

59
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Well, Thank You.

60
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You're Welcome.

61
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You Know What?

62
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What's That,
Darling?

63
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My Husband And Five Children

64
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Think I'm Special, Too.

65
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Five.

66
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Five.

67
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That's All I
Have To Hear.

68
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If You Want To Talk To
Two Uneligible Women

69
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You're Welcome To Stay.

70
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Have A Nice
Lunch.

71
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Thank You.

72
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Now, About
This Ring...

73
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Yes...

74
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Hey, Dad.

75
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Hey, Son.

76
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Did You Get
That Record?

77
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I Got The Last One
In The Store.

78
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How Much?

79
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Uh... $7.88.

80
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And How Much Money
Did I Give You?

81
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Ten Dollars.

82
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So...?

83
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So?

84
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No, No, No, No!

85
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Where's My Change?

86
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Change?!

87
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Change!

88
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I Didn't Know You
Wanted It Back.

89
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Since When Have
You Known Me

90
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To Give Somebody A
Three Dollar Bonus

91
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For Borrowing $7?

92
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Here You Go.

93
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Man! Fathers
Have To Go Around

94
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And Beg For The Change.

95
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Why Are You Setting
The Chessboard Up?

96
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For Grandpa Al.

97
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In That Case,
Shouldn't You

98
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Be Putting
It Away?

99
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You're Funny.

100
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But This Time, I Am
Going To Beat Grandpa Al.

101
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I Got Him Figured Out.

102
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He Does Things To Break
My Concentration.

103
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The First Thing
That Happens Is

104
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He Opens Up
And He Says

105
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"You're Buzzard Meat."

106
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That Gets Me Upset, And
I Start To Play Too Fast.

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You
Understand?

108
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And Every Time

109
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I Get Ready To Move A Piece

110
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He Says, "Mmm."

111
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So, I'm
Ignoring That.

112
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And When I Get A Good Move-

113
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Say I Put This Piece Here

114
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And He's Going To
Take This Piece-

115
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He'll Say, "I'd Like A
Little Something To Drink

116
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If You Don't Mind."

117
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He's Not Breaking
My Concentration Any More.

118
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All I'm Going To Say Is
"Hello" And "Checkmate."

119
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Well, Good Luck.

120
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Say, T., Come
Here A Second.

121
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You Got A Little
Spot On...

122
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What's That,
What's That?

123
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<I>That's Mom's Change.</I>

124
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And You're Going To
Give It To Her, Right?

125
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Only If She Asks.

126
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<I>My Son, My Son!</I>

127
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Look At This One-
It's Beautiful!

128
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You Should Wear

129
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One Of These Old-Fashioned
Wedding Dresses.

130
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<I>I Was Thinking Of
Something More Like This.</I>

131
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That's Nice

132
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<I>But When I Get Married</I>

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I'm Going To Wear Lace
From Head To Toe

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With A Train 20 Feet Long,
Carried By

135
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Twelve
Bridesmaids

136
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In Lavender
Chiffon.

137
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And A Huge Choir Will Sing
"Here Comes The Bride."

138
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And I'll Have The Whole Thing
On Video Tape.

139
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Have You Mentioned This
To Your Father?

140
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Not Yet.

141
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Let Me Know

142
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When You Do.

143
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<I>I'd Like To Videotape That.</I>

144
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I'm Not Having A
Traditional Wedding.

145
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Why Not?

146
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They're So Primitive.

147
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Explain That.

148
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At A Traditional Wedding

149
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<I>They Give The Bride Away;</I>

150
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<I>The Bride Takes
The Groom's Name.</I>

151
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<I>You Are Not Going To Elope.</I>

152
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No, I'm Going
To Have A Wedding.

153
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It's Just Going
To Be Really Simple.

154
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We'll Have It
In The Living Room

155
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And Afterwards
We'll Serve Sandwiches.

156
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<I>I Bet I Get Better
Presents Than You Do.</I>

157
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Can I Drive Over
To Suzanne's?

158
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Yes.

159
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Can She Drop Me
At Janet's?

160
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Yes.

161
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You Did Not
Ask Me.

162
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It's Only Three
Blocks Away.

163
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All Right, But You're
Paying For The Gas.

164
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Remind You
Of Anyone?

165
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<I>You Wouldn't Let Me
Tag Along With You.</I>

166
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I Was Too Cool.

167
00:08:07,167 --> 00:08:11,300
<I>Who Would Want To Spend
The Rest Of Their Life</I>

168
00:08:11,434 --> 00:08:13,300
<I>Looking At That Face?</I>

169
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Are You Going To Help Us

170
00:08:15,968 --> 00:08:17,334
Plan The Wedding?

171
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No Way- Every Time
I Suggest Something

172
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You Say, "No."

173
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Not Always.

174
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Most Of The Time.

175
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And Then You Say, "I Can't
Believe He Said That!"

176
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That Must Be Mom And Dad.

177
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Cliff, You Better
Hide That Chessboard.

178
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No, This Time I Am Going
To Beat Your Father.

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Hi.

180
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Hi. Hi.

181
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Hi.

182
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Hi,
Mother.

183
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Hi, Cliff, Hi.

184
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I Don't
Want You

185
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To Get Married.

186
00:08:51,367 --> 00:08:52,234
Why Not?

187
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I'm Not Ready

188
00:08:53,868 --> 00:08:56,267
To Lose Another
Daughter.

189
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You Can Have
That One Back.

190
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Any Time You Want.

191
00:09:00,667 --> 00:09:04,067
Come On, We've Got
A Wedding To Plan.

192
00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:05,567
Let's Get Started.

193
00:09:05,701 --> 00:09:07,667
Clair And I Have
Already Started.

194
00:09:07,801 --> 00:09:09,234
Al, You're Looking Good.

195
00:09:09,367 --> 00:09:10,734
I'm Feeling
Good.

196
00:09:10,868 --> 00:09:11,834
What's This?

197
00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:15,167
Oh... The Boy, My Son,
Set The Board...

198
00:09:15,300 --> 00:09:17,334
Oh, I See.

199
00:09:17,467 --> 00:09:19,334
<I>Since The Ladies Are Busy</I>

200
00:09:19,467 --> 00:09:23,701
We Might As Well Play,
If You're Not Too Tired.

201
00:09:23,834 --> 00:09:25,200
I'm Not Tired.

202
00:09:25,334 --> 00:09:28,300
<I>I Thought Perhaps There Was
Something On Your Mind-</I>

203
00:09:28,434 --> 00:09:29,801
You Know, The Wedding.

204
00:09:29,934 --> 00:09:33,901
Well, I'm Not At My Best,
But... I Can Play.

205
00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:40,167
Cliff? I
Only Have

206
00:09:40,300 --> 00:09:42,000
One Thing To Say.

207
00:09:42,133 --> 00:09:42,567
What?

208
00:09:42,701 --> 00:09:43,467
You Are

209
00:09:43,601 --> 00:09:44,567
Buzzard Meat.

210
00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:00,467
You're A
Surgeon.

211
00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:03,300
You Graduated From Med School.

212
00:10:03,434 --> 00:10:06,834
I Graduated From Nothing.

213
00:10:08,968 --> 00:10:10,100
Check.

214
00:10:28,701 --> 00:10:31,300
Does It Look Better
From Down There?

215
00:10:31,434 --> 00:10:32,434
Grandpa!

216
00:10:32,567 --> 00:10:33,234
Rudy!

217
00:10:33,367 --> 00:10:34,300
How's My Girl?

218
00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:37,000
You're Getting
Bigger And Bigger.

219
00:10:37,133 --> 00:10:39,734
Tell Me About
The Peaches.

220
00:10:39,868 --> 00:10:42,133
I Told You About
The Peaches.

221
00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:43,601
Tell Me Again.

222
00:10:43,734 --> 00:10:44,601
Cliff?

223
00:10:44,734 --> 00:10:45,200
Huh?

224
00:10:45,334 --> 00:10:46,133
Excuse Me.

225
00:10:46,267 --> 00:10:46,834
Yeah, Okay.

226
00:10:46,968 --> 00:10:48,767
When I Was Little

227
00:10:48,901 --> 00:10:51,167
I'd Go To The
Farmer's Market.

228
00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:53,367
I Would Get Bushels
Of Peaches

229
00:10:53,501 --> 00:10:56,033
And Put Them In
Little Baskets.

230
00:10:56,167 --> 00:11:00,200
Then I'd Take Them Down
The Street, Calling:

231
00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:03,133
"Peaches!

232
00:11:03,267 --> 00:11:08,501
<I>"Get Your Freestone Peaches,
Ma'am, A Quarter A Basket.</I>

233
00:11:08,634 --> 00:11:10,267
"No Melons...

234
00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:12,667
"No Strawberries.

235
00:11:12,801 --> 00:11:15,934
<I>Freestone Peaches, Ma'am."</I>

236
00:11:16,067 --> 00:11:17,100
Peaches!

237
00:11:17,234 --> 00:11:19,367
<I>Freestone Peaches...</I>

238
00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:22,033
<I>Ma'am!</I>

239
00:11:24,467 --> 00:11:26,200
She's Got My Voice.

240
00:11:26,334 --> 00:11:28,167
You've Got A Partner.

241
00:11:28,300 --> 00:11:29,601
Daddy, You Sing It.

242
00:11:29,734 --> 00:11:34,400
<I>* No Melons.</I>

243
00:11:34,534 --> 00:11:38,534
<I>* No Strawberries.</I>

244
00:11:38,667 --> 00:11:42,133
<I>* I'm Talking About...</I>

245
00:11:42,267 --> 00:11:44,801
<I>* Freestone...
* Freestone...</I>

246
00:11:44,934 --> 00:11:49,801
<I>Peaches. *</I>

247
00:11:49,934 --> 00:11:52,634
Will Dad Sing
At My Wedding?

248
00:11:52,767 --> 00:11:55,300
Well, He Got So
Emotional At Yours

249
00:11:55,434 --> 00:11:57,434
He Almost Forgot His Words.

250
00:11:57,567 --> 00:11:59,334
Maybe He Could Sing:

251
00:11:59,467 --> 00:12:00,667
<I>* Bride...</I>

252
00:12:00,801 --> 00:12:02,434
<I>I'm Talking About
Get Your Bride. *</I>

253
00:12:04,133 --> 00:12:06,767
Sara, Do You Feel Ready?

254
00:12:06,901 --> 00:12:08,467
Oh, Definitely.

255
00:12:08,601 --> 00:12:10,868
I've Been Doing Some Reading.

256
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:11,901
Reading?

257
00:12:12,033 --> 00:12:13,400
Reading, Mom.

258
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,067
Reading About Marriage, Mom.

259
00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,467
There's Some Great Books Out.

260
00:12:18,601 --> 00:12:20,968
I'm Reading An Excellent One.

261
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:23,734
<I>How To Have A
Successful Marriage</I>

262
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:26,534
By M.D. Eddy, Ph.D.

263
00:12:26,667 --> 00:12:27,968
M.D.

264
00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:28,868
What's Funny?

265
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,968
Nobody Can Tell You That.

266
00:12:31,133 --> 00:12:33,801
There's Some Helpful
Things In Here.

267
00:12:33,934 --> 00:12:35,434
Like?

268
00:12:35,567 --> 00:12:36,667
Chapter Three.

269
00:12:36,801 --> 00:12:38,501
"Fighting The Good Fight."

270
00:12:38,634 --> 00:12:40,300
"When Conflicts Arise

271
00:12:40,434 --> 00:12:43,300
"You And Your Mate Should
Write Out Your Grievances;

272
00:12:43,434 --> 00:12:44,968
"Then Exchange The Lists

273
00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:47,367
And Discuss The Source
Of The Problem."

274
00:12:50,901 --> 00:12:52,601
When Do You Yell?

275
00:12:52,734 --> 00:12:53,400
You Don't.

276
00:12:53,534 --> 00:12:55,634
If I've Got To Write Out

277
00:12:55,767 --> 00:12:56,868
<I>Why I'm Mad</I>

278
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,801
I Might As Well
Throw This Book.

279
00:12:59,934 --> 00:13:01,467
Chapter Four.

280
00:13:01,601 --> 00:13:02,968
"The Quiet Hour."

281
00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:06,501
"Always Spend At Least One
Uninterrupted Hour A Day

282
00:13:06,634 --> 00:13:07,834
With Your Spouse."

283
00:13:07,968 --> 00:13:09,667
I'll Have To Send The Children

284
00:13:09,801 --> 00:13:11,067
To This Fool's House.

285
00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:14,267
Ah!

286
00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:17,000
We Have Hit Upon
Something Here.

287
00:13:17,133 --> 00:13:18,334
What, What?

288
00:13:18,467 --> 00:13:21,467
"Variety Is The
Spice Of Life."

289
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:22,634
Ooh.

290
00:13:22,767 --> 00:13:25,000
"To Keep Excitement
In Your Marriage

291
00:13:25,133 --> 00:13:27,334
"Always Try Something Different.

292
00:13:27,467 --> 00:13:28,667
"For Example:

293
00:13:28,801 --> 00:13:32,334
You Might Try Serving Dinner
In The Living Room."

294
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,667
I Shouldn't Have Brought This Book.

295
00:13:36,801 --> 00:13:37,801
Let's Write One.

296
00:13:37,934 --> 00:13:39,601
Now You're Talking.

297
00:13:39,734 --> 00:13:42,934
<I>What The Books
Don't Tell You.</I>

298
00:13:43,067 --> 00:13:44,901
There Has To Be A Chapter
About Husbands.

299
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:45,667
Several.

300
00:13:45,801 --> 00:13:46,667
Chapter One.

301
00:13:46,801 --> 00:13:48,367
"Have You Seen My... "

302
00:13:48,501 --> 00:13:51,367
Before Going Out,
Your Husband Will Say:

303
00:13:51,501 --> 00:13:53,767
"Have You Seen My Black Shoes?"

304
00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:54,734
Or My Gray Socks?

305
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,334
Or My Striped Tie?

306
00:13:58,033 --> 00:14:00,734
They Think We Go
In Their Closets

307
00:14:00,868 --> 00:14:03,601
And Rearrange
Their Things.

308
00:14:03,734 --> 00:14:04,801
And Chapter Two.

309
00:14:04,934 --> 00:14:07,367
<I>"The Real Baby Of The Family."</I>

310
00:14:07,501 --> 00:14:11,067
A Woman Can Have Pneumonia,
Influenza And Malaria

311
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,067
And Still Keep Going.

312
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,567
A Man Gets The Sniffles

313
00:14:15,701 --> 00:14:19,267
And Has To Stay In Bed
For A Week.

314
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,801
My Favorite Chapter:

315
00:14:20,934 --> 00:14:22,801
"They Never Know Your
Dress Size."

316
00:14:22,934 --> 00:14:24,067
Don't Leave That Out.

317
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:28,534
I Have Worn A Size Eight
For 43 Years.

318
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:30,567
Al Has Brought Me Home

319
00:14:30,701 --> 00:14:34,567
Everything From A Size Four
To A Size Twelve

320
00:14:34,701 --> 00:14:37,868
Depending On How
The Salesgirl Is Built.

321
00:15:30,601 --> 00:15:33,033
May I Have A Glass
Of Juice, Please?

322
00:15:39,601 --> 00:15:43,534
If You Don't Mind,
I'll Finish This Move.

323
00:15:44,767 --> 00:15:46,701
Now, Deal With That.

324
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:49,334
Son-

325
00:15:49,467 --> 00:15:51,467
Before You Go, Son.

326
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:54,634
Checkmate.

327
00:16:01,834 --> 00:16:03,067
Chapter Nine.

328
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:06,467
<I>"When The Husbands Try
To Get Back Into Shape."</I>

329
00:16:35,734 --> 00:16:38,767
How Are The Wedding
Plans Progressing?

330
00:16:38,901 --> 00:16:39,834
Fine.

331
00:16:49,701 --> 00:16:52,200
What's Going
On In There?

332
00:16:52,334 --> 00:16:54,200
<I>They're Laughing At Us.</I>

333
00:16:54,334 --> 00:16:56,200
No, No, No.

334
00:16:56,334 --> 00:16:57,701
Go In There.

335
00:16:57,834 --> 00:16:58,734
What?

336
00:16:58,868 --> 00:17:00,434
Just Go In There

337
00:17:00,567 --> 00:17:02,667
And Tell Me
What Happens.

338
00:17:10,567 --> 00:17:12,033
Did You Want
Something, Al?

339
00:17:12,167 --> 00:17:12,601
Yes, Dear.

340
00:17:12,734 --> 00:17:13,534
What, Dad?

341
00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:15,300
I'll Find It.

342
00:17:18,334 --> 00:17:20,501
Ah... Here It Is.

343
00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:34,000
Yep, I Think
You're Right.

344
00:17:34,133 --> 00:17:35,934
They're Laughing
At Us.

345
00:17:36,067 --> 00:17:37,234
I Told You.

346
00:17:42,801 --> 00:17:43,734
Garvin!

347
00:17:43,868 --> 00:17:44,601
Cliff!

348
00:17:44,734 --> 00:17:47,133
Dad, Your Future
Son-In-Law

349
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:50,167
In The Autumn Of
His Bachelor Days.

350
00:17:50,734 --> 00:17:51,601
Hey, Hi.

351
00:17:51,734 --> 00:17:53,300
Good To See You.

352
00:17:53,434 --> 00:17:54,501
Garvin.

353
00:17:54,634 --> 00:17:56,100
Where Am I Going?

354
00:17:56,234 --> 00:17:57,601
In The Kitchen.

355
00:17:57,734 --> 00:17:58,601
Why?

356
00:17:58,734 --> 00:17:59,767
Just Go In.

357
00:18:04,734 --> 00:18:06,634
Garvin Is All Right.

358
00:18:06,767 --> 00:18:08,133
I Like Him.

359
00:18:08,267 --> 00:18:10,968
How Do You Think
He'll Do In There?

360
00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:12,767
Buzzard Meat.

361
00:18:12,901 --> 00:18:14,267
Yes, Indeed.

362
00:18:18,267 --> 00:18:20,334
What Are They Laughing At?

363
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:21,534
Us.

364
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:24,267
They're Laughing
At What We Are

365
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,968
And What You're
Going To Be.

366
00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:27,734
What's That?

367
00:18:27,868 --> 00:18:29,501
A Husband.

368
00:18:29,634 --> 00:18:31,601
Let's All Laugh At Them.

369
00:18:31,734 --> 00:18:32,300
We Can't.

370
00:18:32,434 --> 00:18:32,901
Why Not?

371
00:18:33,033 --> 00:18:33,801
Because

372
00:18:33,934 --> 00:18:35,234
They're Not Funny.

373
00:18:45,267 --> 00:18:46,634
What's So Funny?

374
00:18:46,767 --> 00:18:47,200
Nothing.

375
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:48,133
We Were

376
00:18:48,267 --> 00:18:49,033
Just Laughing.

377
00:18:49,167 --> 00:18:50,501
You Know How It Is

378
00:18:50,634 --> 00:18:52,000
When Men Get Together.

379
00:18:52,133 --> 00:18:53,934
No, How Is It?

380
00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:55,701
You're Just Laughing

381
00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:57,334
Because We Were
Laughing.

382
00:18:57,467 --> 00:18:58,968
Maybe.

383
00:19:00,067 --> 00:19:03,033
We'll Tell You,
If You Tell Us.

384
00:19:03,167 --> 00:19:04,667
<I>Now They're
Insecure</I>

385
00:19:04,801 --> 00:19:08,000
<I>About What We
Were Laughing At.</I>

386
00:19:08,133 --> 00:19:09,300
That's Right.

387
00:19:09,434 --> 00:19:10,501
No, No.

388
00:19:10,634 --> 00:19:14,234
We Should Just Stay
Here With The Men.

389
00:19:14,367 --> 00:19:17,701
Garvin And I Are Meeting
Some Friends For Dinner.

390
00:19:17,834 --> 00:19:20,334
Help Me Get My
Sample Books?

391
00:19:20,467 --> 00:19:21,567
Sure.

392
00:19:21,701 --> 00:19:24,267
Tell Me What You
Were Laughing At.

393
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:28,534
Garvin, I Just Wanted
To Talk To You.

394
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:29,801
What's Wrong, Honey?

395
00:19:29,934 --> 00:19:32,300
There's 60 Years
Of Marriage In There.

396
00:19:32,434 --> 00:19:34,767
Do We Have What They Have?

397
00:19:34,901 --> 00:19:36,701
We're Going To Do Fine.

398
00:19:36,834 --> 00:19:39,200
I Don't Think Those
Books About Marriage

399
00:19:39,334 --> 00:19:41,334
Are So Accurate.

400
00:19:41,467 --> 00:19:45,934
Well, Maybe We've
Got To Learn As We Go.

401
00:19:46,067 --> 00:19:47,467
But Are We Ready?

402
00:19:47,601 --> 00:19:48,901
I Don't Know.

403
00:19:49,033 --> 00:19:51,434
But I Know
I Love You.

404
00:19:55,267 --> 00:19:57,267
They're A
Nice-Looking Couple.

405
00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:00,400
You Hope Your Daughters
End Up With Good Men.

406
00:20:00,534 --> 00:20:02,033
So Far, I'm
Two For Two.

407
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:03,267
Thank You, Dad.

408
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:06,934
I Hope He Can Play
Chess Better Than You.

409
00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:09,734
Thank You, Dad.

410
00:20:09,868 --> 00:20:12,067
Mom, Clair, Thanks
For The Help.

411
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,734
Sara, Don't
Forget That Book.

412
00:20:13,868 --> 00:20:17,734
I Left It For You
To Have Fun With.

413
00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:19,267
Good Seeing
Everybody.

414
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,868
You'll See More Of Us.

415
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,234
Let's Have Lunch.

416
00:20:22,367 --> 00:20:24,267
Okay, But I'll
Choose The Place.

417
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:25,067
Right.

418
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,834
Bye, Garvin.

419
00:20:29,334 --> 00:20:31,601
Now, Dad, What Is This

420
00:20:31,734 --> 00:20:35,000
About You Not Singing
At Sara's Wedding?

421
00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:36,934
I Don't Know If I Can.

422
00:20:37,067 --> 00:20:38,634
<I>You Sang At Our Wedding.</I>

423
00:20:38,767 --> 00:20:40,968
Yeah, But I Started Crying.

424
00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:42,834
It Was So Beautiful.

425
00:20:42,968 --> 00:20:43,734
I'll Sing.

426
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,200
Oh, No.

427
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:50,200
<I>* Come On, Baby, And Change Me.</I>

428
00:20:50,334 --> 00:20:52,267
<I>* Put The Ring On My Finger</I>

429
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,734
<I>And Change Me. *</I>

430
00:20:54,868 --> 00:20:56,767
<I>* You Know, When You Married Me</I>

431
00:20:56,901 --> 00:20:58,367
<I>* I Was A Good Man</I>

432
00:20:58,501 --> 00:21:00,367
<I>* But You Can Change All That</I>

433
00:21:00,501 --> 00:21:01,734
<I>Fast As You Can. *</I>

434
00:21:04,367 --> 00:21:06,267
<I>That Is Not The Song.</I>

435
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:13,467
<I>* We Belong Together...</I>

436
00:21:13,601 --> 00:21:15,234
It Goes Like This:

437
00:21:15,367 --> 00:21:19,467
<I>* We Belong Together.</I>

438
00:21:19,601 --> 00:21:20,501
Yes.

439
00:21:20,634 --> 00:21:22,334
<I>* We Belong Together.</I>

440
00:21:22,467 --> 00:21:23,234
How Did I Sing?

441
00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:27,767
<I>* We Belong...</I>

442
00:21:27,901 --> 00:21:28,968
<I>Let Me Hear You.</I>

443
00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:35,567
<I>* We Belong Together.</I>

444
00:21:35,701 --> 00:21:38,167
Sing It With
Him, Clair.

445
00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:42,367
<I>* We Belong Together.</I>

446
00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:44,300
<I>* Just You.</I>

447
00:21:44,434 --> 00:21:45,434
<I>* Just You.</I>

448
00:21:45,567 --> 00:21:47,601
<I>* Just Me.</I>

449
00:21:47,734 --> 00:21:52,033
<I>* The World To See.</I>

450
00:21:52,167 --> 00:21:57,534
<I>* We Belong Together</I>

451
00:21:57,667 --> 00:22:02,534
<I>* You And Me Forever</I>

452
00:22:02,667 --> 00:22:07,834
<I>* Throughout All Time.</I>

453
00:22:07,968 --> 00:22:13,434
<I>* You'll Still Be Mine</I>

454
00:22:13,567 --> 00:22:18,667
<I>* 'Cause You Came Into My Life</I>

455
00:22:18,801 --> 00:22:24,801
<I>* And Made It Sweet</I>

456
00:22:24,934 --> 00:22:30,601
<I>* And So Complete.</I>

457
00:22:30,734 --> 00:22:35,067
<I>* You'll Be My Love.</I>

458
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:41,267
<I>* You'll Be My Joy</I>

459
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:46,968
<I>* Forever</I>

460
00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:52,767
<I>* Together.</I>

461
00:22:52,901 --> 00:22:57,501
<I>Ooo... *</I>