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Hey, Dad!
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See Ya, Dad.
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Come Down
Here!
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This Is A Banister!
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When Your Mother And I
Bought This House
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We Cherished The Fact
That We Had A Banister.
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When We Walked Up The Steps
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Your Mother,
Especially-
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I Love The Way
She Walked-
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With A Light Touch...
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And She Came Down.
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We Had
Children.
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Now Look At It!
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A Pitiful, Weakened Banister.
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I'll Fix It.
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No!
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I Don't Want You
To Fix Anything!
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If This Banister Sees You
Coming With A Hammer
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It Will Run Away.
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Call Mr. Lucas.
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Ask Him To Come Fix It.
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Okay, Dad.
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Cliff?
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I Hope You're Ready!
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Denise Has
News For You!
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* I Got My
Driver's License!
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* Oh, Yeah, Yeah,
Yeah, Yeah!
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* I Passed My Test!
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Oh, Yeah, Yeah,
Yeah, Yeah! *
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I Thought I Told You To
Pretend You Couldn't Find
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The Department Of
Motor Vehicles!
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But She Caught On.
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Yes?
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Oh, Put Them In The Office.
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I'll Be Right There.
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I Have To Go Down
To The Office.
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Now?
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Yes.
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We Need
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It's Okay.
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I'll Wait.
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I'll Catch You Later.
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What Is It?
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It's Okay.
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* I Got My License... *
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She Wants To
Borrow Your Car.
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No, I Think She Wants
To Borrow Your Car.
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I Don't Think So.
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Why?
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It's A Station Wagon.
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Do Teenagers Drive
Station Wagons?
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I Better Hide My Car.
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Two O'clock.
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Right, Mr. Lucas,
I'll Tell My Dad.
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So, How'd It Go?
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* I Got My License! *
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All Right!
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You Can Take Me Out!
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When I Get My Car.
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You're Getting A Car?
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Mom And Dad Don't Know Yet.
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I Found One For $1,600.
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They'll Never
Give You That.
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I Have It.
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You Do?
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In My Savings.
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I Need Their Permission.
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I'm Waiting To Ask Them.
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Before That
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I Think You And I Should Talk
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About Responsibility.
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Oh?
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I Want You To Drive Safely.
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Wear Your Seat Belts.
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Check The Oil.
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And Never Let Anyone In
The Car Who's Been Drinking.
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Why Are You Saying This?
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You Have To Be Responsible.
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If You Mess Up, They'll Never
Let Me Get My Motorcycle.
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This Is For You?
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It's Important For A Young
Man To Have Wheels.
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Why?
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Because He Who Walks
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Walks Alone.
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Well...
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Doctor, My Husband, Paul.
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Glad To
Meet You.
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Thank You.
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I Called You Both
Down Here, Mrs. Kenton
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Because Of
The Importance
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Of The Results
From Your Test.
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Everything's Okay,
Isn't It?
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Everything's Fine.
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You're Pregnant.
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How Did It Happen?
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Well, You See,
You Have These Two Bees...
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I Do Know
How It Happens;
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I Just Didn't Know How
I Could Make It Happen.
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The Human Male Is Quite
Capable Into His 70s
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And For Some, Beyond.
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We're Going To
Have A Baby.
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Well, I Didn't Do It.
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Donny Will Have A Little
Brother Or Sister.
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Donny Is Your Son?
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He's 26.
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He Has A Boy Of Five.
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Our Child Will Be Younger
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Than Our Grandchild.
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Yes!
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The Uncle Or The Aunt
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Will Be Younger
Than Your Grandchild.
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The Aunt Or Uncle Will Be
Younger Than The Nephew.
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But, That's All Right
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Because You Two Will Be
Older Than Everybody!
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I Think That We Should
Treat This Case
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With A Special Sort Of Manner,
If It's All Right.
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I'd Like To Talk
About Appointments...
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Forgive Me, Doctor.
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I Was Just Thinking...
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When I Bend Over To
Pick Up This Child
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I May Not Be Able
To Get Upright Again.
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Sorry, Doctor, Please Go Ahead.
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Now, I Think That
If It's All Right-
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Tuesday, 10 A.M.
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Fine, Doctor.
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Come Along, Mommy.
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We'll Have A
Special Celebration.
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That's What Got Us Here!
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Thank You,
Dr. Huxtable.
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We Haven't Had Such A
Good Laugh In Years!
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You Should
Laugh More.
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What's So Funny?
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I Just Told A Couple
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They're Going To Have A Baby.
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Yes?
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Well, She's...
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Around Forty-...
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And He's About
Fifty-... Years Old!
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And So...
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When I Told Them, They Got...
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And?
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And So
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I Told Them They
Were Having A Baby.
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Yes, And?
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I Tried Not...
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It Was Funny When I
Was Sitting There.
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Great,
Dad's Laughing.
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I Say Strike Now.
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But Remember, My Future
As A Man Depends On This.
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Hi!
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Hi.
Hi.
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You Look Comfortable.
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We Are.
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I Want To Talk To You.
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You Can't Borrow My Car.
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I Don't Want To.
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She Wants To Borrow Yours.
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I Need Mine.
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Not Yours, Either.
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I Want My Own.
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I'm Glad We're
Sitting Down.
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I Found This Great Used
Car For Only $1,600.
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I Want To Use The Money
In My Savings Account
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Since I've Been
So Good At Saving.
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You Have Been Good
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At Saving?
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Yeah.
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You've Been Trying
To Get At That Money
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Ever Since We
Opened The Account.
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I Have Not!
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Remember The Time
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She Found The Bracelet
At Grendel's?
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Called Me On The Phone!
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"I Have Found This Bracelet.
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Bring Me My Money."
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I Changed My Mind.
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After I Went And
Changed It For You.
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That Was One Time.
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Right.
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And The Stereo Store?
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The Waterbed?
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Better Yet-
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What About When
The Fish Arrived-
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C.O.D. And D.O.A.!
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I Was Young Then!
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I Really Want This Car.
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Really Want It?
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Fine.
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I'll Take A Look.
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Don't Bother.
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Monica And I Test Drove It.
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What?
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You And Monica?
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Yeah!
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I'll Go Check The Car Out.
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Go Ahead
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But I've Made My Decision.
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Really?
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Mom, You Know What He'll Do?
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He'll See One Scratch
And Say "No."
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Denise, You're Not
Getting This Money
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If Dad Doesn't Approve.
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Now...
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Wait!
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It's My Money
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And My Account!
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I'm Not Asking For Your Money.
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I Can Do What I Want.
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Are We Still In America?
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Hi, Mom And Dad!
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Denise, Can I
See You A Second?
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Theo!
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It's Important.
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Wait In The Kitchen.
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Do You Want To Go
First, Or Should I?
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I Want To Go First.
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Okay.
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00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:04,200
Sit Here.
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00:10:04,334 --> 00:10:07,234
You're Ready
To Buy This Car
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Just Like
The Bracelet
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The Waterbed
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And The Dead Fish.
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Mm-Hm.
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00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:15,601
Right Now
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00:10:15,734 --> 00:10:17,601
You Can Do Anything
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Because You Know We'll
Always Bail You Out.
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Mm-Hm.
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Sometimes You Don't
Even Know We Do It.
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Mm-Hm.
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00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:28,067
We Accept That
Responsibility
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Because We're Your Parents
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And You Better Remember
That, Young Lady.
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If You Ever Take This
Attitude Again
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You Can Take Whatever Is
In That Bank Account
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And Go Discover America.
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I'm Sorry.
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00:11:02,133 --> 00:11:03,367
Ah...
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00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:09,234
How Much Money Do You Have?
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$1,600.
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00:11:11,534 --> 00:11:14,200
After You Pay For The Car
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00:11:14,334 --> 00:11:17,634
How Much Money Have
You Left In The Bank?
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00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:20,133
Nothing.
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00:11:20,267 --> 00:11:21,734
What About Insurance?
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00:11:21,868 --> 00:11:23,167
I'll Get Some.
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00:11:23,300 --> 00:11:26,534
A Girl Your Age, Living
In This Neighborhood
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Would Have To Spend
At Least $800 A Year.
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00:11:30,801 --> 00:11:32,467
$800?
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00:11:32,601 --> 00:11:34,167
Of Your Money...
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00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:38,300
Of Which You Have
None In The Bank.
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00:11:39,901 --> 00:11:40,868
And Gas?
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00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,634
You Have To Fill The Tank.
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00:11:42,767 --> 00:11:44,734
With Your Money...
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00:11:44,868 --> 00:11:46,634
Of Which You Have None.
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00:11:46,767 --> 00:11:48,267
Dad!
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00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:50,868
What About Oil Changes
And Tires?
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I Guess I Didn't Think.
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00:11:52,968 --> 00:11:57,601
Well, You See, You Mentioned
America A Little Ways Back.
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That's What America
Is All About, I Guess-
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00:12:01,167 --> 00:12:02,534
To Own A Car
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00:12:02,667 --> 00:12:05,834
And Have No Money, At All
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00:12:05,968 --> 00:12:10,200
And Just Drive Around
And Bills Are Paid.
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00:12:10,334 --> 00:12:12,167
And You Just Say:
267
00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:15,534
"Well, Hey, I'm In America."
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00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:17,200
Loan Me The Money?
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00:12:17,334 --> 00:12:19,567
I Swear I'll
Pay You Back.
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00:12:19,701 --> 00:12:23,434
You Already Owe Us $472,000.
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00:12:26,234 --> 00:12:27,968
Well, Come On-
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00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:30,767
Let's Go Look
At This Car.
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00:12:32,434 --> 00:12:33,133
Knucklehead.
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* I Got My License!
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Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! *
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00:12:40,901 --> 00:12:42,467
That's Your Child.
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00:12:52,567 --> 00:12:54,934
This Is A Rickety
Banister.
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00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:58,400
I Mostly Use
The Back Stairs.
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Mr. Lucas, Would You Check
The Back Stairs, As Well?
280
00:13:02,534 --> 00:13:03,667
No Problem.
281
00:13:03,801 --> 00:13:05,567
Well, I Can Fix This.
282
00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:06,200
Great.
283
00:13:06,334 --> 00:13:07,834
But I'll Have To
284
00:13:07,968 --> 00:13:09,167
Take The Banister.
285
00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:10,834
Vanessa, Spread
The Word.
286
00:13:10,968 --> 00:13:14,334
I Don't Want To Find
My Family Balled Up
287
00:13:14,467 --> 00:13:16,334
At The Bottom
Of These Stairs.
288
00:13:16,467 --> 00:13:17,834
Right, Ma.
289
00:13:17,968 --> 00:13:19,167
Yeah, Sure.
290
00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:21,701
Just A Few Minor Adjustments.
291
00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:24,133
How Did It Go?
292
00:13:24,267 --> 00:13:25,934
How Did It Go?
293
00:13:26,067 --> 00:13:27,234
It's A Fine Car
294
00:13:27,367 --> 00:13:29,267
If You Don't
Want To Stop.
295
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:30,901
Daddy!
296
00:13:31,033 --> 00:13:33,200
Please Get Me Something
To Drink.
297
00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:37,367
Whoa, We're Talking
About A Car Now.
298
00:13:37,501 --> 00:13:42,367
When The Man Saw That She
Brought Her Father, He Said:
299
00:13:42,501 --> 00:13:46,033
"I Can't Find The Keys
For The Car."
300
00:13:46,167 --> 00:13:47,534
So I Said:
301
00:13:47,667 --> 00:13:50,100
"I Can't Find The Money."
302
00:13:50,234 --> 00:13:52,767
So The Man
Found The Keys.
303
00:13:52,901 --> 00:13:55,000
We Get Into The Car.
304
00:13:55,133 --> 00:13:58,367
This Is A Beautiful,
Beautiful Looking Car.
305
00:13:58,501 --> 00:14:01,801
If Denise Is Sitting
In This Car
306
00:14:01,934 --> 00:14:06,367
Her Friends Will Say,
"Look Out, Denise"
307
00:14:06,501 --> 00:14:09,200
Or "Chilly Down,"
Or "Cool Back"
308
00:14:09,334 --> 00:14:11,167
Or Whatever These People Say.
309
00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:14,801
I Put The Key
In The Ignition
310
00:14:14,934 --> 00:14:16,167
Turned The Thing
311
00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:18,133
And It Went...
312
00:14:21,701 --> 00:14:22,734
Dad!
313
00:14:22,868 --> 00:14:24,067
Dad, No!
314
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:26,901
The Two Of Us Are
Sitting There...
315
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,901
But It's Not Running Yet.
316
00:14:29,033 --> 00:14:31,000
It's Thinking About It.
317
00:14:31,133 --> 00:14:33,400
And The Car-
318
00:14:33,534 --> 00:14:35,467
Just The Right Side Now-
319
00:14:35,601 --> 00:14:36,701
Said...
320
00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:42,067
And She's Sitting There
Like This-
321
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,501
Like She's Dancing.
322
00:14:47,534 --> 00:14:49,734
It Has Not
Started Up Yet.
323
00:14:49,868 --> 00:14:52,701
The Car Has Not Started Up Yet.
324
00:14:55,067 --> 00:14:57,434
I Pressed Down On The Gas.
325
00:14:57,567 --> 00:14:59,267
You Think I'm Lying.
326
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,767
The Car Said, "What?"
327
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,467
I'm Not
Lying.
328
00:15:04,601 --> 00:15:07,601
So I Put The Thing In Reverse.
329
00:15:07,734 --> 00:15:13,434
I Let Go Of The Emergency Brake,
And Pushed Down On The Gas
330
00:15:13,567 --> 00:15:15,501
And The Car Said:
331
00:15:18,267 --> 00:15:20,934
"Oh, You Want To Go Backwards."
332
00:15:21,067 --> 00:15:22,901
So Now We Back Out.
333
00:15:23,033 --> 00:15:25,467
And The Thing Takes Off.
334
00:15:25,601 --> 00:15:27,467
And Now It's Vibrating.
335
00:15:27,601 --> 00:15:29,534
I Mean, This Motor...
336
00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:34,667
I Look In The Rearview Mirror
337
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:37,701
And Whatever I'm
Going To Run Over
338
00:15:37,834 --> 00:15:39,400
There's 12 Of Them.
339
00:15:39,534 --> 00:15:43,167
She's Sitting There Blaming Me.
340
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:44,467
"Daddy!"
341
00:15:44,601 --> 00:15:47,667
Okay, Dad, A Few
Minor Adjustments.
342
00:15:47,801 --> 00:15:53,901
How Much Do You Think It Will
Cost To Fix This Car Up?
343
00:15:54,033 --> 00:15:55,501
I Don't Know- $200.
344
00:15:55,634 --> 00:15:57,067
$200!
345
00:15:57,200 --> 00:16:00,667
First, You've Got A
Major Steering Problem.
346
00:16:00,801 --> 00:16:02,234
You Get A New Wheel.
347
00:16:02,367 --> 00:16:04,934
The Wheel Was The Best Thing
On The Car.
348
00:16:05,067 --> 00:16:07,300
Hi, Dr. Huxtable,
Denise.
349
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:08,167
How Are You?
350
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,067
Hey.
351
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,434
Can I Wash
My Hands?
352
00:16:11,567 --> 00:16:12,701
Oh, Sure.
353
00:16:12,834 --> 00:16:15,734
Look, We'll Go Look
For A Car-
354
00:16:15,868 --> 00:16:17,968
A Nice, Safe, Used Car.
355
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:18,901
Ugly.
356
00:16:19,033 --> 00:16:20,534
No, It Won't Be.
357
00:16:20,667 --> 00:16:23,634
We'll Look For A Nice,
Safe, Used Car.
358
00:16:23,767 --> 00:16:24,734
Okay.
359
00:16:24,868 --> 00:16:26,901
Are You Looking For A Used Car?
360
00:16:34,701 --> 00:16:36,300
Yes, Mr. Lucas.
361
00:16:36,434 --> 00:16:40,000
Do You Know Someone Who's
Selling A Used Car?
362
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,467
My Aunt Margaret.
363
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:44,033
It's A 1962 Oldsmobile
Starfire-
364
00:16:44,167 --> 00:16:45,400
Mint Condition.
365
00:16:45,534 --> 00:16:46,367
Dad!
366
00:16:46,501 --> 00:16:48,267
Just Cool It A Second.
367
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:53,367
Does Your Aunt Margaret Know
That She's Selling Her Car?
368
00:16:53,501 --> 00:16:57,200
She Asked Me If I Knew Anybody
That Wanted To Buy It.
369
00:16:57,334 --> 00:16:58,968
It Probably Doesn't
Have A Radio.
370
00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:01,334
I Put One In.
371
00:17:01,467 --> 00:17:02,968
You Did?
372
00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:04,067
Take A Look At It.
373
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,067
Can We?
374
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,734
I Don't See
Why Not.
375
00:17:06,868 --> 00:17:08,200
Cool.
376
00:17:08,334 --> 00:17:11,868
It's Red, With A Silver
Streak Along The Side.
377
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,467
Looks Like
A Rocket.
378
00:17:13,601 --> 00:17:17,767
I Was In A Rocket
That Went Backwards.
379
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:27,467
Theo, Can I
Have Half?
380
00:17:27,601 --> 00:17:30,467
Rudy, It's Too Hard To Break.
381
00:17:30,601 --> 00:17:32,167
Wait.
382
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,767
Okay, Rudy.
383
00:17:35,901 --> 00:17:37,534
Turn Around
First.
384
00:17:38,601 --> 00:17:40,734
Are You Going
To Eat Something
385
00:17:40,868 --> 00:17:43,601
You Had To Use
A Hammer On?
386
00:17:43,734 --> 00:17:45,634
It's Only Candy.
387
00:17:45,767 --> 00:17:47,934
When You're Finished
Breaking Your Teeth
388
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,133
I Want You
To Brush Them.
389
00:17:50,267 --> 00:17:52,000
Okay.
390
00:17:52,133 --> 00:17:55,434
When Was Your Last
Visit To The Dentist?
391
00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:58,000
I Should Be More
Responsible.
392
00:17:58,133 --> 00:17:59,300
Thank You.
393
00:17:59,434 --> 00:18:03,267
I Think Denise Is Becoming
More Responsible.
394
00:18:05,767 --> 00:18:07,167
You Do?
395
00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:10,501
It Was Smart To Bring Dad
On The Test Drive.
396
00:18:10,634 --> 00:18:11,567
Oh, You Think So?
397
00:18:11,701 --> 00:18:13,067
Absolutely!
398
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:16,167
It's Important To Include
Your Parents In Big Decisions.
399
00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:17,267
Uh-Huh.
400
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:21,133
I Want You And Dad
To Be With Me
401
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,300
When I Get My Motorcycle.
402
00:18:27,767 --> 00:18:28,968
No.
403
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:30,634
I'll Wear
A Helmet.
404
00:18:30,767 --> 00:18:31,701
No.
405
00:18:31,834 --> 00:18:33,133
They Get Great
Mileage.
406
00:18:33,267 --> 00:18:34,467
No!
407
00:18:39,033 --> 00:18:40,334
Oh, Wow!
408
00:18:42,801 --> 00:18:44,200
Dad, I
Love It!
409
00:18:44,334 --> 00:18:45,834
This One's
Vintage.
410
00:18:45,968 --> 00:18:47,834
What Is It?
411
00:18:47,968 --> 00:18:49,834
A 1962 Starfire.
412
00:18:49,968 --> 00:18:51,801
Drives Like
A Dream-
413
00:18:51,934 --> 00:18:52,801
Doesn't It,
Dr. Huxtable?
414
00:18:52,934 --> 00:18:54,000
It's Pretty Good.
415
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,501
Dad's Mechanic Says
416
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,534
It's In Excellent
Condition.
417
00:18:57,667 --> 00:18:59,968
This Thing Would
Probably Cost More
418
00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:02,667
Than A New Motorcycle Would.
419
00:19:02,801 --> 00:19:05,267
Theo, No.
420
00:19:07,133 --> 00:19:08,868
Daddy, I Want
This Car.
421
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,033
Are You
Sure?
422
00:19:10,167 --> 00:19:11,000
Yes.
423
00:19:11,133 --> 00:19:11,767
It Looks Good.
424
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:12,968
Mr. Lucas-
425
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:15,901
I'd Give Anything
For This Car.
426
00:19:16,033 --> 00:19:19,834
Let Me Handle
It, Okay?
427
00:19:19,968 --> 00:19:21,701
I Want This Car.
428
00:19:21,834 --> 00:19:23,634
But We Want
To Get It
429
00:19:23,767 --> 00:19:26,000
For A Price
You Can Afford.
430
00:19:26,133 --> 00:19:28,734
Denise, Leave It Up To Dad.
431
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:31,267
When It Comes To
Something We Want
432
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:34,434
Dad Always Comes
Through For Us.
433
00:19:34,567 --> 00:19:36,300
Theo.
434
00:19:36,434 --> 00:19:37,801
Yeah, Dad?
435
00:19:37,934 --> 00:19:39,434
No.
436
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,434
Dad, Don't
Blow This.
437
00:19:43,501 --> 00:19:46,234
Your Daughter Seems
Fond Of The Car.
438
00:19:46,367 --> 00:19:47,100
Yeah.
439
00:19:47,234 --> 00:19:48,234
What's It Worth?
440
00:19:48,367 --> 00:19:49,868
It's Hard To Say.
441
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,567
What Do You Want For It?
442
00:19:52,701 --> 00:19:54,067
I Want A Fair Price.
443
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,734
I Want To Give It To You.
444
00:19:55,868 --> 00:19:57,834
We Should Have No Problem.
445
00:19:57,968 --> 00:19:59,501
What's Your Fair Price?
446
00:19:59,634 --> 00:20:01,701
What Do You Think Is Fair?
447
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:06,934
I Think My Daughter Would Be
Happy Paying $500 For It.
448
00:20:07,067 --> 00:20:09,667
I Just Hung Up On You.
449
00:20:09,801 --> 00:20:12,234
You Want Me To Dial Again?
450
00:20:12,367 --> 00:20:14,534
I Hope I'm Home.
451
00:20:19,501 --> 00:20:20,434
$750.
452
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:21,501
I Hear It Ringing.
453
00:20:21,634 --> 00:20:22,334
$850.
454
00:20:22,467 --> 00:20:23,467
Hello.
455
00:20:23,601 --> 00:20:25,400
Nice Doing Business
With You.
456
00:20:25,534 --> 00:20:26,367
Thank You.
457
00:20:26,501 --> 00:20:28,567
I Want To Call
Aunt Margaret.
458
00:20:29,801 --> 00:20:32,534
Congratulations,
You Own A Car.
459
00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:34,501
I Have A Car?
460
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:35,868
That's So Cool.
461
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,067
Aren't You Interested
In What You Paid For It?
462
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,601
How Much Was It?
463
00:20:39,734 --> 00:20:40,634
$850.
464
00:20:40,767 --> 00:20:41,734
I Made A Great Deal.
465
00:20:41,868 --> 00:20:43,300
Congratulations.
466
00:20:43,434 --> 00:20:44,501
Thank You.
467
00:20:44,634 --> 00:20:46,067
You Have To See This.
468
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,033
It's So Cool.
469
00:20:50,567 --> 00:20:52,667
Your Car Drives Beautifully.
470
00:20:52,801 --> 00:20:54,968
And I Like The
Way You Drive.
471
00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:56,300
Thank You.
472
00:20:56,434 --> 00:20:58,801
I Was Impressed
Especially
473
00:20:58,934 --> 00:21:03,634
When She Pulled Up To
The Four-Way Stop Sign
474
00:21:03,767 --> 00:21:06,133
And Just Let Cars Go-
475
00:21:06,267 --> 00:21:09,000
Even The People Behind You.
476
00:21:09,133 --> 00:21:12,334
It Was Just Wonderful.
477
00:21:12,467 --> 00:21:14,767
You Can Never Be
Too Cautious.
478
00:21:14,901 --> 00:21:16,300
Wait A Minute.
479
00:21:16,434 --> 00:21:19,200
She Must Pass
The Huxtable Quiz.
480
00:21:19,334 --> 00:21:22,100
Young Lady, Question #1:
481
00:21:22,234 --> 00:21:25,534
A Friend Of Yours Wants
To Borrow The Car.
482
00:21:25,667 --> 00:21:28,300
Do You Give Her Your Keys?
483
00:21:28,434 --> 00:21:29,701
I Do Not.
484
00:21:29,834 --> 00:21:30,834
Okay.
485
00:21:30,968 --> 00:21:35,000
Let's Say You Are Driving
Down The Street.
486
00:21:35,133 --> 00:21:36,968
You See A Fine Hunk
Of Masculinity.
487
00:21:37,100 --> 00:21:40,834
He's Got A Smile
Like Nat King Cole.
488
00:21:40,968 --> 00:21:43,734
Do You Stop The Car?
489
00:21:43,868 --> 00:21:45,367
I Don't Stop.
490
00:21:45,501 --> 00:21:47,467
Okay, Multiple Choice.
491
00:21:47,601 --> 00:21:48,567
All Right.
492
00:21:48,701 --> 00:21:51,100
Your Car Is In Need
Of A Repair.
493
00:21:51,234 --> 00:21:52,634
Do You:
494
00:21:52,767 --> 00:21:56,000
A) Come To Us For The Money.
495
00:21:56,133 --> 00:22:01,200
B) Find A Way To Get
The Money Yourself.
496
00:22:01,334 --> 00:22:05,734
C) Find A Way To Get
The Money Yourself.
497
00:22:05,868 --> 00:22:10,033
D) Find A Way To Get
The Money Yourself.
498
00:22:11,033 --> 00:22:14,000
Can I Come Back To You?
499
00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:15,801
No.
500
00:22:15,934 --> 00:22:18,300
B, C, And D.
501
00:22:18,434 --> 00:22:19,667
Congratulations.
502
00:22:19,801 --> 00:22:20,767
You Passed.
503
00:22:20,901 --> 00:22:22,667
Thank You, Thank You,
Thank You.
504
00:22:25,701 --> 00:22:26,734
Hey, Hey, Hey!
505
00:22:26,868 --> 00:22:30,300
Dad, We Just Got That Repaired.
506
00:22:30,434 --> 00:22:33,334
I'm Just Testing
Mr. Lucas's Work.
507
00:22:33,467 --> 00:22:34,634
Right.
508
00:22:34,767 --> 00:22:36,667
I Need To Talk To You.
509
00:22:36,801 --> 00:22:38,400
Come Ahead.
510
00:22:38,534 --> 00:22:41,334
I Don't Want To
Get A Motorcycle.
511
00:22:41,467 --> 00:22:42,501
You Don't?
512
00:22:42,634 --> 00:22:44,834
I Found A Car
To Buy.
513
00:22:44,968 --> 00:22:45,501
Really?
514
00:22:45,634 --> 00:22:46,300
What?
515
00:22:46,434 --> 00:22:48,934
It's A 1980 Ferrari.
516
00:22:52,734 --> 00:22:53,667
A Ferrari?
517
00:22:53,801 --> 00:22:54,467
Dad, It's Hot-
518
00:22:54,601 --> 00:22:56,234
Red With Red Interior.
519
00:22:56,367 --> 00:22:58,467
Star-Type Mag Wheels.
520
00:22:58,601 --> 00:23:03,501
A 1980 Ferrari, Son, Has To Run
Around $40-50,000.
521
00:23:03,634 --> 00:23:04,767
No Problem.
522
00:23:04,901 --> 00:23:05,934
Now...
523
00:23:13,834 --> 00:23:18,934
How Much Money Do You Have
In Your Account?
524
00:23:19,067 --> 00:23:21,667
$788.
525
00:23:21,801 --> 00:23:27,934
Okay, You Expect Me To
Come Up With $39,200.
526
00:23:28,067 --> 00:23:31,701
Dad, I Wouldn't Think
Of Having You Help Me.
527
00:23:31,834 --> 00:23:34,000
You Got Me Worried.
528
00:23:35,501 --> 00:23:37,968
Dad, This Is The Car.
529
00:23:41,667 --> 00:23:45,701
This Is A Model
Of A Ferrari.
530
00:23:45,834 --> 00:23:46,968
Got You.
531
00:23:47,100 --> 00:23:48,100
Yes, You Did.
532
00:23:48,234 --> 00:23:49,667
Yes.
533
00:23:49,801 --> 00:23:54,467
I Wanted To Talk To You
About Your Motorbike.
534
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:55,567
Yeah?
535
00:23:55,701 --> 00:23:57,667
Do You Want To Look At One?
536
00:23:57,801 --> 00:23:58,934
Are You Serious?
537
00:23:59,067 --> 00:23:59,667
No.