What's That?
It's A Weight-Gain Chart That Dad's Going To Use
To Teach The Pregnant Mommies At The Community Center
About Weight Gain.
What Do You Think?
You Went Outside The Line.
Okay, Mrs. Van Gogh.
How Would You Like To Try One?
Go Ahead.
Right Here.
Go Ahead.
Daddy!
Cliff!
Hey.
Are You Almost Ready?
Yes, Dear.
Rudy!
Hey, You're Doing A Great Job Here.
You Haven't Been Coloring That Long
But You've Got Great Artistic Strokes.
Dear, I Did These.
You Went Outside The Line.
No, Rudy Did This One.
No, I Didn't.
(Ring)
Huxtable Residence.
Tony, Como Esta?
Estoy Bien.
Cuantos? Veinticinco?
Ai, No Me Di.
No, No, No. Esta Bien.
Pues Nos Vemos Muy Pronto, Okay?
Okay, Adios.
Quien Era, Mama?
Era Mi Amigo, Tony Castillo-- The Community Center.
Gracias.
Rudy, Hablas Muy BienEn Espanol.
What's The Matter, Cliff?
Feeling Left Out Because You Don't Speak Spanish?
No, I Just Listen For My Name.
Denise, We're Leaving. Watch Rudy.
Okay.
Theo, Let's Go.
Coming.
Adios, Papa.
(Fake Spanish)
What?
Just Listen For Your Name.
Chester, Class Was Supposed To Start Five Minutes Ago.
Where's Dr. Huxtable?
He's Late.
I Know That. Where Is He?
My Business Is What Goes On Here.
What They Do Out There Is Their Business.
I'm Going To Let Him Have It!
That's Your Business.
Chester, Great News.
We've Got Ourselves A New Customer.
This Is Our Main Man.
Anything You Need, Anything You Want
Remember, He'll Give It To You.
Can I Have A Basketball?
Yeah, If You Leave Something In Exchange.
I Don't Have Anything.
Then You Don't Have A Ball.
Chester, This Is How You Treat Our New Friend?
Son, I Know You've Got Something.
Let Me See Your Pockets.
I Thought You Said You Didn't Have Anything.
Look. A Perfectly Good Piece Of Fuzz.
Chester, Give The Boy The Ball.
Thanks, Tony.
You Got It.
And Remember:
You Don't Return The Ball, You Don't Get Back The Fuzz.
Tony, We Got Rules.
Didn't You See The Look On His Face?
I Saw Happiness.
I Saw Gratitude.
I Saw Optimism.
All I Saw Was "Good-Bye, Ball."
Hi, Chester. How's Everything Going?
You're Late! Your Class Has Been Yelling At Me.
Hello, Chester.
Well, Hello, Mrs. Huxtable.
Why Are You Nice To Her?
She's Late, Too.
She's Late, But Looks Good.
You're Just Late.
Hey, Cliff.
How You Doing, Tony?
Good To See You.
Mira Que Bonita Esta.
Gracias.Donde Esta La Clase?
Arriba En Salon Veinticinco.
Pues Me Voy.
Si.
Just Listening For My Name.
I Better Go.
First, I Have Those Tenants' Rights Pamphlets For You.
Oh, That's Right.
Hey, Chester, You Got A Ball?
Thanks.
Chester. Is That All You've Got?
I'll Take This One.
Tenants' Rights Pamphlets.
Here We Go.
How Do You Ever Find Anything?
What's A Mess To You Is Order To Me.
Pick Any Subject.
Field Trips.
Good Choice.
Pick A Year.
1983.
New York Or New Jersey?
New Jersey.
There You Go.
That Doesn't Mean Anything. You Got Lucky.
Hey, I'm Interested In Arts And Crafts.
We Have Pottery.
Who Teaches It?
Mr. Edelman.
There's Oil Painting.
Who Teaches That?
Mr. Berkus.
There's Flower Arranging.
Who Teaches That?
Miss Ingstrom.
I'll Take It.
Hey, Wait A Minute.
What Do You Teach?
I Do Legal Counseling, And I'm Married.
I'll Stick With Miss Ingstrom.
I'll See You Later, Tony.
See You, Clair.
I Have 30 Seconds Till My Next Session.
I Need A Fix.
Bring It Over Here.
Is The Psychologist Having A Rough Morning?
Very Rough. I Had Four Straight Sessions.
That Deserves A Kiss.
I Wanted To See The Man I Love.
That Deserves Another Kiss.
Know How Rough A Day I've Had?
Say No More.
I Hear You.
Will That Do You Till Lunch?
One More Will Do.
The Usual Place?
You Bring The Tablecloth. I'll Bring The Food.
I'll Be There.
Mr. Castillo.
Yeah.
Come Here, Please.
Theo, What's Going On?
I Was Playing Ball And Saw Two Kids Beating Him Up.
You Okay?
You Look A Little Banged Up.
He Won't Talk.
Theo, I Think Your Father Should Look At This.
I'll Go Get Him.
Chester, Give Me The First-Aid Kit, Please.
I Haven't Seen This One Before.
No, Huh?
What's Your Name, Son?
New Around Here?
Maybe He Can't Hear.
He Heard That.
Maybe He Can't Talk.
I Can Talk.
Then Why Won't You Tell Us Your Name?
At Least Look At Me.
Okay, If You're Going To Look Over There
I'm Going To Go Over There.
Come On. I'm Not That Ugly.
There He Is.
Hey, Cliff. Hey.
All Right, Son.
Want Me To Look At It?
He's Not Very Talkative.
Of Course.
You Wouldn't Be Talkative If Some People Beat You Up, Man.
I Remember Guys In The Neighborhood I Grew Up In
Used To Beat Me Up
Until I Developed A Thing Called "The Stare."
It Never Fooled Anybody.
That's When He Invented Something Called "The Run."
You Better Believe It.
And That Worked Better Than "The Stare."
I'll Tell You Something--
Mr. Castillo Is Good To Know.
You Ought To Make Him Your Friend--
Not Because Big Guys Jump You And Beat You Up
But Because He's In Charge Of The Ping-Pong Table.
If You Want A Table, And He's Your Buddy
You Say, "Mr. Castillo, Can I Have A Table?"
He'll Bump People So You Can Play.
You Like Ping-Pong?
You Like Basketball?
Cards?
Public Speaking!
Oh, Boy.
Well, No Charge For That.
Thanks.
Thank You, Cliff.
You Got It.
Aha!
I Don't Think You Should Have Done That.
You're Looking At One Of The All-Time Great Chess Players.
Unbeaten.
I'm So Confident, I'm Going To Sit Down
And Let You Make The First Move.
Interesting Move.
So In Spite Of What Anyone Says
You Are Not Eating For Two People.
Aww...
You Are Eating For Only One Person.
When You Sit Down At Breakfast
You Are Not To Eat A Seven-Course Meal
Thinking That You're Doing
A Wonderful Job For That Child.
Fine. I Have A Few Minutes Left.
Any Questions?
Yes.
Dr. Huxtable
This Is My First Baby.
I've Talked To Women Who Have Had Natural Childbirth.
I Hear Scary Things.
How Intense Will The Pain Be?
It Depends.
For Some People... Some Women... It's...
And Then Others... It's Like...
I Don't Know.
All I Can Say Is
That You Ought Not Think Of It As Pain
But More Like An Uncomfortable Contraction.
Ha!
Mrs. Mitchell, You Have Something To Say?
Doctor, I've Given Birth To Two Children
And What I Had Was Pain.
But I Think That When You're Talking To Mrs. Rodriguez
We Want You To Be
More Of A Positive Influence On Her, Please?
I Know You've Delivered 50 Million Babies
But In My Case, It Felt Like Somebody Tried To Rip...
I Understand.
Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes.
I Have A Question, Doctor.
I'm Dreaming More Than Ever.
Is That Normal?
Sure.
But My Dreams Are Getting So Strange.
The Other Night I Dreamt That I Was An Engineer On A Train
And I Saw My Husband Tied To The Tracks.
I Pulled The Hand Brake, But It Broke Off.
I...
I Think That, Um...
This Form Of Subconscious Resentment Towards The Husband
Is Quite Normal.
I'm Glad You Said That
Because I Dreamt My Husband And I Were In Our Apartment.
He Gave Me Flowers, He Cooked Me Dinner...
Then King Kong Climbed Up The Building
Grabbed My Husband And Dropped Him.
Good For You.
I Had A Dream...
Mrs. Mitchell...
Um, I Think That's All For Destroying The Husband.
Thank You All
For The Food You Brought For My Family.
Take Care Of Yourselves.
We'll See You In Two Weeks.
Thank You.
And Doctor, Please Be On Time Next Class.
Or Else You'll Give Me Pain. Yes.
Hey!
Hi, Clair. How You Doing?
I'm Fine.
Um, When You Were Carrying
Did You Have Any Dreams About Me?
Once I Did.
Really? Mm-Hmm.
You Know That Machine In The Junkyard
That Crushes The Cars Like This?
Was I In The Car?
Mrs. Huxtable, Como Esta?
(Speaking Spanish)
Muy Bien.
(Speaking Spanish)
...King Kong.
(Speaking Spanish)
Yeah. Come On, Let's Go, Dear.
(Speaking Spanish)
Yeah, Well, I Just Listen For My Name
That's All.
Lunch Is Being Served.
Ooh.
If We Were Married, Would We Still Do This?
Of Course.
This Is My Favorite Part Of Every Day.
Mine, Too.
Yeah, That's Why You Got The Cheeseburger Deluxe
And I Got The Roast Beef.
Selena, Heads Up!
Sorry.
Tony...
Is There Anyone Around Us?
Not That I Can See.
Ohh! Ohh!
Kissing In The Park!
Ahh!
The Only Chance We Have Today To Get Together
These Two Have To Find Us And Come And Bother Us.
We're On Our Way Out, But I Wanted To Say:
Selena, You're A Beautiful Person
To Sit Here In The Park And Have Lunch With A Man
Who Blew $2.19 On You.
$2.59.
I Beg Your Pardon.
Selena, If You Have Any Bravery At All
You Will Leave This Man And Come To Our House
Because The Wonderful Ladies That I Met With Today
Cooked Some Food For Me.
I Have From Mrs. Scotti
Some Linguini And Cheese And Veal.
I Have From Mrs. Mitchell
Some Red Beans And Rice
And From Mrs. Ortega
Ree-Say E-Cone Zapatos.
Wait, Wait A Minute.
"Ree-Say"?
Ree-Say.
What Is "Ree-Say"?
Rice.
Ree-Say.
"Ree-Say Con Zapatos"?
E-Cone Zapatos.
Do You Know What You're Eating?
Rice With Shoes.
Arroz Con Garbanzos.
Right.
I'm Going To Eat It.
Okay.
You Know Something?
You Two Are The Greatest People.
We Appreciate All The Work
You Do At The Center.
We Just Believe
Take A Little Out, Put A Lot Back In.
Yeah.
Take Care.
Tony: Okay.
Ree-Say And Beans?
Theo, Come On.
Let's Eat Up.
Next Time We Eat Here
Could You Get Us A Booth?
Oh, You Bet.
I Got Connections.
Excuse Me.
Are You Mr. Castillo?
Yes.
The Man At The Desk Said You Were Here.
I'm Sonya Terron, Enrique's Mother.
Enrique. Who's That?
Small Boy. Curly Hair.
You Fixed His Hand Today.
Of Course. Please Sit Down.
I Don't Want To Intrude.
No, Sit Down.
This Is Selena Cruz.
She's A Counselor At The Center.
Nice To Meet You.
Enrique Called From Your Center.
He Was Afraid To Come Home.
He'd Been In A Fight.
Thank You For Everything You've Done.
I Haven't Done Anything.
Enrique Wouldn't Speak To Me.
If You Hadn't Come, I Wouldn't Even Know His Name.
He's Been That Way Since His Father Died.
He Was A Policeman.
He Was Killed While On Duty Five Years Ago.
His Killer Was Released From Prison A Year Ago.
Since Then, Enrique Finds It Hard To Talk To Strangers.
I Understand.
Don't Be Fooled.
At Home He's Like This.
Do You Know Where He Is?
No, But I'll Find Him.
Finish Your Lunch.
I'll Find Him.
You Have A Very Special Boy.
Tell Enrique He's Welcome At The Center Any Time.
I Will.
Bye-Bye.
What A Nice Woman.
Yeah, She Is.
We Got To Get To This Cheeseburger.
That Cost Me A Lot Of Money.
You Didn't Offer Me A French Fry.
Oh, Here.
Yeah.
Uh-Oh. I Think We're Being Watched.
You're Going To Get It.
Your Mother Was Here Looking For You.
I Know.
Sonya: Enrique!
Come On!
Well, I Hope I See You Again.
Maybe You Will...
Maybe You Won't.
So Long, Enrique.
My Friends Call Me Papo.
♪ La La Dee Doo, Baby ♪
♪ La La Boolsy... ♪
Cliff.
Hmm?
You Are Having Linguini With Veal
Mixed With Arroz Con Garbanzos
Mixed With German Chocolate Cake?
I Can Handle It.
Remember What You Said About The Center Today?
Yes.
Darling, I Think You're Putting In More
Than You're Taking Out.
Listen, When Those Ladies Next Week
Ask Me, "How Was It?"
I Have To Tell Them How It Was.
What's Wrong With Them?
Can't They See?
Dad.
We Both Have To Ask You Something.
Denise Should Go First.
You're Going First.
It Doesn't Make Any Difference Who Goes First.
Yes, It Does.
In This House, Whoever Goes First Gets Turned Down.
But That's Not Altogether True.
What Is It?
Daddy, Can I...
Yes.
Thank You.
Does This Mean You'll Say No To What I Want?
Yes.
Mom, That's Not Fair.
Maybe You Should Wait Until He's Done Eating.
Okay.
Dad, Can I...
No, No!
Come On, Man.
Every Time Somebody--
You Know What?
I Did Not Have Children
So You All Could Change My Name To "Dad-Can-I."
You Know, The Beauty Of Living With You All
Is, Late At Night, To Go Down The Hallway
Open The Door To Your Bedroom, See The Light Fall On Your Faces
And I Smile.
You Know Why?
Not Because You're Beautiful
But Because Nobody's Begging.
What Is It You Want To Beg For?
I Saw Those Basketballs At The Community Center.
Can I Give Them My New One?
I'm Sorry.
Sit Down.
Are You Hungry?
No.
Okay.
Cliff, How Old Were You When Your Father Stopped Kissing You?
How Old Am I Now?
I Get A Little Embarrassed
You Know, But I Think Deep Down Inside We All Still Love It.
I'll Tell You One Thing...
I'd Rather Kiss My Wife.