1 00:00:37,468 --> 00:00:40,533 Rudy: Hey, Kids, This Show's Especially For You. 2 00:00:40,533 --> 00:00:44,204 I Guess You Grown-Ups Will Like It, Too. 3 00:00:45,205 --> 00:00:46,606 Rudy: Hi, Vanessa. 4 00:00:46,606 --> 00:00:47,841 Where You Going? 5 00:00:47,841 --> 00:00:49,843 Oh, Nowhere. 6 00:00:49,843 --> 00:00:51,544 Why Do You Have Ice Skates? 7 00:00:51,544 --> 00:00:54,314 Okay, I'm Going Ice-Skating. 8 00:00:54,314 --> 00:00:55,615 Can I Come? 9 00:00:55,615 --> 00:00:57,283 You Wouldn't Like It. 10 00:00:57,283 --> 00:01:00,420 The Big People There Might Bump You Around. 11 00:01:00,420 --> 00:01:01,886 I Don't Care. 12 00:01:01,886 --> 00:01:04,824 You Could Fall On The Ice And Catch Pneumonia. 13 00:01:04,824 --> 00:01:06,726 I Don't Care. 14 00:01:06,726 --> 00:01:10,697 Your Ankles Will Swell Up, And You Won't Be Able To Walk. 15 00:01:10,697 --> 00:01:12,532 I Don't Care. 16 00:01:13,633 --> 00:01:17,637 Everyone There Will Be 11, And You Wouldn't Have Fun. 17 00:01:21,641 --> 00:01:22,888 Tell You What. 18 00:01:22,888 --> 00:01:24,888 I'll Take You Sledding Tomorrow. 19 00:01:24,888 --> 00:01:26,246 Thanks. 20 00:01:26,246 --> 00:01:27,580 See You Later. 21 00:01:27,894 --> 00:01:29,516 Hi, Rudy. 22 00:01:29,516 --> 00:01:30,750 Want To Play? 23 00:01:30,750 --> 00:01:31,887 I Can't. 24 00:01:31,887 --> 00:01:34,521 I Have Something To Discuss With Dad. 25 00:01:34,521 --> 00:01:35,891 Have You Seen Him? 26 00:01:35,891 --> 00:01:37,290 Dad's Busy. 27 00:01:37,290 --> 00:01:37,892 Doing What? 28 00:01:37,892 --> 00:01:39,392 Cleaning The Stove. 29 00:01:39,392 --> 00:01:41,893 Did He Say He'd Like Help? 30 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:43,530 Good. 31 00:01:43,894 --> 00:01:45,331 How's It Going? 32 00:01:45,331 --> 00:01:46,499 Fine. 33 00:01:46,499 --> 00:01:47,767 Almost Finished? 34 00:01:47,767 --> 00:01:48,886 Finished. 35 00:01:48,886 --> 00:01:50,470 Next Time Ask Me. 36 00:01:50,470 --> 00:01:51,891 I'd Be Happy To Help. 37 00:01:57,277 --> 00:01:58,886 What Do You Want? 38 00:01:59,886 --> 00:02:03,885 Next Saturday Is The Booster Banquet For The Football Team. 39 00:02:03,885 --> 00:02:05,785 Your Mother And I Bought Tickets. 40 00:02:05,785 --> 00:02:07,320 Can You Buy More? 41 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:09,892 Everybody On The Team Has To Sell Ten. 42 00:02:09,892 --> 00:02:10,894 You've Sold How Many? 43 00:02:10,894 --> 00:02:11,888 Counting You? 44 00:02:11,888 --> 00:02:12,592 Uh-Huh. 45 00:02:12,592 --> 00:02:14,394 Two. 46 00:02:14,394 --> 00:02:16,462 How Many People Have You Asked? 47 00:02:16,462 --> 00:02:17,430 Counting You? 48 00:02:17,430 --> 00:02:18,264 Yeah! 49 00:02:18,264 --> 00:02:19,199 Two. 50 00:02:19,199 --> 00:02:19,893 Two! 51 00:02:19,893 --> 00:02:23,336 You're Supposed To Go Outside Of The House. 52 00:02:23,336 --> 00:02:25,888 You Could Ask Some Doctors At The Hospital. 53 00:02:25,888 --> 00:02:28,885 Ask Some Of The Doctors At The Hospital. 54 00:02:28,885 --> 00:02:32,345 That's All You People Ever Think About In This House 55 00:02:32,345 --> 00:02:34,614 Every Time You Have Something To Sell. 56 00:02:34,614 --> 00:02:37,417 Now When I Walk In The Doctors' Lounge 57 00:02:37,417 --> 00:02:38,891 They Say, "Here's Huckster Huxtable" 58 00:02:38,891 --> 00:02:41,221 And Dive Under The Sofa. 59 00:02:41,221 --> 00:02:42,893 It Will Be A Great Banquet. 60 00:02:42,893 --> 00:02:45,891 After Dinner, They're Going To Show A Film 61 00:02:45,891 --> 00:02:47,727 Of The Season's Highlights. 62 00:02:47,727 --> 00:02:50,396 That's Going To Be A Short Film. 63 00:02:50,396 --> 00:02:54,701 Actually, There's No Sense In Even Turning The Lights Off. 64 00:02:54,701 --> 00:02:56,803 Do Me A Favor. 65 00:02:56,803 --> 00:02:58,893 I Put The Thing In Backwards. 66 00:02:58,893 --> 00:03:01,885 So Put Those Things In For Me. 67 00:03:01,885 --> 00:03:03,209 Thank You. 68 00:03:03,209 --> 00:03:04,885 Hello? 69 00:03:04,885 --> 00:03:06,579 This Is Rudy. 70 00:03:06,579 --> 00:03:07,885 Rudy Huxtable. 71 00:03:07,885 --> 00:03:10,216 I Live In New York City. 72 00:03:11,451 --> 00:03:13,753 Ahem, Yes, Uh, Pardon Me, Please. 73 00:03:13,753 --> 00:03:16,389 Hello. 74 00:03:16,389 --> 00:03:18,191 This Is Rudy's Father. 75 00:03:19,891 --> 00:03:22,885 How Is The Weather In Ireland? 76 00:03:26,894 --> 00:03:30,370 She's Five. 77 00:03:30,370 --> 00:03:31,704 Oh, You Do? 78 00:03:31,704 --> 00:03:32,890 No, Thank You. 79 00:03:32,890 --> 00:03:35,708 I Don't Want To Talk To Sean. 80 00:03:35,708 --> 00:03:36,890 Yeah, Okay. Good. 81 00:03:36,890 --> 00:03:38,378 Thank You. 82 00:03:38,378 --> 00:03:41,247 And Top O' The Morning To You, Too. 83 00:03:42,248 --> 00:03:44,584 Honey, I Thought I Told You 84 00:03:44,584 --> 00:03:46,885 The Rules Of The House State 85 00:03:46,885 --> 00:03:49,887 You Do Not Pick Up That Phone And Dial 86 00:03:49,887 --> 00:03:51,424 Unless Someone... 87 00:03:51,424 --> 00:03:53,393 Helps You. Helps You. 88 00:03:53,393 --> 00:03:54,885 What's The Matter? 89 00:03:54,885 --> 00:03:55,892 I'm Bored. 90 00:03:55,892 --> 00:03:57,363 Really? 91 00:03:57,363 --> 00:04:01,834 I've Got Over $3 Million Worth Of Books I Bought In Your Room. 92 00:04:01,834 --> 00:04:03,836 I'm Not Into Reading Today. 93 00:04:03,836 --> 00:04:06,888 You're Not Into Reading Today. 94 00:04:11,344 --> 00:04:13,680 Well, What About Drawing Some Letters? 95 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:15,348 Some As, Some Bs... 96 00:04:15,348 --> 00:04:16,616 I Did That Already. 97 00:04:16,616 --> 00:04:17,850 What About 98 00:04:17,850 --> 00:04:18,885 Playing With Dad? 99 00:04:18,885 --> 00:04:19,893 We'll Be Friends. 100 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:21,892 Can My Friend Maria Come Over? 101 00:04:25,325 --> 00:04:27,889 What Do You Mean Your Friend Maria? 102 00:04:27,889 --> 00:04:29,729 I'm Your Friend. 103 00:04:29,729 --> 00:04:31,531 No, You're My Daddy. 104 00:04:31,531 --> 00:04:33,199 Are You Kidding Me? 105 00:04:33,199 --> 00:04:35,201 Daddy's Make The Best Friends. 106 00:04:35,201 --> 00:04:38,893 Why Do You Think Dogs Always Hang Out With Them? 107 00:04:38,893 --> 00:04:40,893 Can Maria Sleep Over? 108 00:04:40,893 --> 00:04:44,477 I'll Ask Maria's Mother And Father. 109 00:04:44,477 --> 00:04:46,679 Can Some Other Friends Sleep Over? 110 00:04:46,679 --> 00:04:49,890 Sure. You Want To Fly In Sean From Ireland? 111 00:04:52,552 --> 00:04:54,890 All Right. Getting Ready To Go. 112 00:04:54,890 --> 00:04:57,890 Dad Said I Can Have Friends Sleep Over. 113 00:04:57,890 --> 00:05:00,888 You're Going To Have Them Sleep Over Tonight? 114 00:05:00,888 --> 00:05:04,430 Didn't You Always Say We Should Entertain More? 115 00:05:04,430 --> 00:05:05,698 But Tonight? 116 00:05:05,698 --> 00:05:08,501 You Know I'm Not Coming Home Until Late. 117 00:05:08,501 --> 00:05:11,889 I Can Handle It By Myself. 118 00:05:11,889 --> 00:05:13,673 I'll Get Rudy's Class List. 119 00:05:13,673 --> 00:05:16,892 It Has The Parents' Numbers On It. 120 00:05:16,892 --> 00:05:18,344 My Favorite Daughter. 121 00:05:18,344 --> 00:05:19,545 What's Up? 122 00:05:19,545 --> 00:05:21,447 We're Having Friends For Dinner. 123 00:05:21,447 --> 00:05:23,282 Like You To Pitch In. 124 00:05:23,282 --> 00:05:24,217 Great. Who's Coming? 125 00:05:24,217 --> 00:05:27,320 Oh, Some Lively Guests. 126 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:28,588 Okay. What Should I Wear? 127 00:05:28,588 --> 00:05:29,894 Old Clothes. 128 00:05:30,894 --> 00:05:32,885 Rudy's Having A Sleep-Over. 129 00:05:32,885 --> 00:05:35,886 Dad, I Just Remembered I Have Plans Tonight. 130 00:05:35,886 --> 00:05:37,196 Okay, Go Ahead. 131 00:05:37,196 --> 00:05:40,700 We'll Just Use Your Room While You're Gone. 132 00:05:43,369 --> 00:05:46,372 (Chanting Military March) 133 00:05:58,818 --> 00:06:00,894 Company, Halt! 134 00:06:00,894 --> 00:06:03,623 My Company, Close In The Ranks! 135 00:06:03,623 --> 00:06:07,326 No, Don't Knock Each Other Down. 136 00:06:07,326 --> 00:06:09,362 About Face! 137 00:06:10,893 --> 00:06:12,532 All Right. 138 00:06:12,532 --> 00:06:14,734 As Fast As You Can 139 00:06:14,734 --> 00:06:16,889 Take Off Your Coats! 140 00:06:18,371 --> 00:06:21,207 After You Take Off Your Coats, Go To Bed! 141 00:06:21,207 --> 00:06:23,890 But We Just Got Here! 142 00:06:24,894 --> 00:06:25,890 What? 143 00:06:25,890 --> 00:06:29,044 We Just Got Here! 144 00:06:29,044 --> 00:06:31,726 That's Right. So Go To Sleep. 145 00:06:31,726 --> 00:06:35,997 Then Get Up In The Morning, And I'll Take You All Home. 146 00:06:38,066 --> 00:06:41,936 I Want You All To Repeat After Me: 147 00:06:41,936 --> 00:06:43,371 I Promise... 148 00:06:43,371 --> 00:06:45,064 I Promise... 149 00:06:45,064 --> 00:06:48,070 Not To Run Outside Of The House. 150 00:06:48,070 --> 00:06:51,379 Not To Run Outside Of The House. 151 00:06:51,379 --> 00:06:52,713 I Promise... 152 00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:53,981 I Promise... 153 00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:56,550 Not To Run Inside Of The House. 154 00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:59,067 Not To Run Inside Of The House. 155 00:06:59,067 --> 00:07:00,554 I Promise... 156 00:07:00,554 --> 00:07:02,061 I Promise... 157 00:07:02,061 --> 00:07:03,791 Not To Touch... 158 00:07:03,791 --> 00:07:05,459 Not To Touch... 159 00:07:05,459 --> 00:07:06,661 Pick Up... 160 00:07:06,661 --> 00:07:07,828 Pick Up... 161 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:09,063 Step On... 162 00:07:09,063 --> 00:07:10,464 Step On... 163 00:07:10,464 --> 00:07:13,063 Anything That Looks Interesting. 164 00:07:13,063 --> 00:07:16,070 Anything That Looks Interesting. 165 00:07:16,070 --> 00:07:20,068 You All Are Starting To Get A Little Weak. 166 00:07:21,068 --> 00:07:23,644 Does Anybody Here Have Any Notes? 167 00:07:23,644 --> 00:07:24,912 What Notes? 168 00:07:24,912 --> 00:07:26,414 Notes From Your Parents. 169 00:07:26,414 --> 00:07:27,715 All Right. 170 00:07:27,715 --> 00:07:29,226 Would You Bring It Over, Please? 171 00:07:29,226 --> 00:07:31,108 What Is Your Name? 172 00:07:31,108 --> 00:07:33,116 Desiree. 173 00:07:33,116 --> 00:07:35,750 Desiree. 174 00:07:35,750 --> 00:07:37,690 I Better Take These Things And Put Them In My Pocket 175 00:07:37,690 --> 00:07:41,186 Because Dimples-- People Steal Them. 176 00:07:41,186 --> 00:07:42,994 You Go Sit Down. 177 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:46,606 Who Else Has A Note? 178 00:07:46,606 --> 00:07:48,280 What Is Your Name? 179 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:49,441 Naoka. 180 00:07:49,441 --> 00:07:50,867 Naoka. All Right. 181 00:07:50,867 --> 00:07:54,953 It Says Here That You Are A Compulsive Gambler. 182 00:07:54,953 --> 00:07:57,307 And, Uh... 183 00:07:57,307 --> 00:07:59,952 That You Are Wanted By The Police. 184 00:07:59,952 --> 00:08:01,378 Is This Correct? 185 00:08:01,378 --> 00:08:02,846 All Right. 186 00:08:02,846 --> 00:08:05,782 But It Does Say You're Allergic To Milk. 187 00:08:05,782 --> 00:08:08,852 Can You Eat A Cookie With Milk In It? 188 00:08:10,487 --> 00:08:12,789 Have You Ever Had A Cookie? 189 00:08:13,790 --> 00:08:16,956 Then You Won't Get Any Here, Either. 190 00:08:16,956 --> 00:08:18,954 Go Sit Down. 191 00:08:18,954 --> 00:08:20,430 All Right. 192 00:08:20,430 --> 00:08:21,957 Uh... 193 00:08:26,403 --> 00:08:29,406 May I See You For A Minute, Please? 194 00:08:35,312 --> 00:08:40,717 I Don't Remember Picking You Up. 195 00:08:42,786 --> 00:08:47,758 Were You In The Car When I Drove Up To The House Here? 196 00:08:49,958 --> 00:08:53,958 How Did You Get In The House With Us? 197 00:08:53,958 --> 00:08:56,767 If He Wasn't In The Car..? 198 00:08:56,767 --> 00:08:57,768 You Know Peter. 199 00:08:57,768 --> 00:08:59,436 He Lives Across The Street. 200 00:08:59,436 --> 00:09:01,271 You're Peter From Across The Street? 201 00:09:02,372 --> 00:09:04,957 How Did He Get In The House? 202 00:09:04,957 --> 00:09:06,949 He Was Outside When You Said 203 00:09:06,949 --> 00:09:07,956 "Everybody Line Up." 204 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:24,728 Can He Stay? 205 00:09:24,728 --> 00:09:25,953 Do You Want To? 206 00:09:25,953 --> 00:09:27,949 Okay. 207 00:09:27,949 --> 00:09:30,958 Son, Go Across The Street And Ask Mrs. Chiara 208 00:09:30,958 --> 00:09:33,870 If It's All Right If Peter Stays. 209 00:09:33,870 --> 00:09:34,957 Okay, Dad. 210 00:09:34,957 --> 00:09:37,507 All Right, Go Sit Down. 211 00:09:44,654 --> 00:09:45,522 Come Here, Please. 212 00:09:45,522 --> 00:09:46,242 Yes. 213 00:09:46,242 --> 00:09:47,911 Come Here, Double Vision. 214 00:09:50,346 --> 00:09:51,380 And Your Name Is? 215 00:09:51,380 --> 00:09:52,215 Kyle. 216 00:09:52,215 --> 00:09:53,016 Dana. 217 00:09:53,016 --> 00:09:54,389 Do You Sing Or Dance? 218 00:09:54,389 --> 00:09:55,388 We Don't Dance. 219 00:09:55,388 --> 00:09:56,819 When You're In School. 220 00:09:56,819 --> 00:09:57,687 No. 221 00:09:57,687 --> 00:09:58,888 Do You Know Some Songs? 222 00:09:58,888 --> 00:09:59,722 Yes. 223 00:09:59,722 --> 00:10:00,723 What? 224 00:10:00,723 --> 00:10:02,025 Uno, Dos, Siesta. 225 00:10:02,025 --> 00:10:04,694 So, Would You Do It For Me? 226 00:10:04,694 --> 00:10:06,029 Yes. Yes. 227 00:10:06,029 --> 00:10:08,198 I Would Love To See It. 228 00:10:08,198 --> 00:10:11,381 ♪Uno, Dos, Siesta♪ 229 00:10:11,381 --> 00:10:12,769 ♪ Said East, West ♪ 230 00:10:12,769 --> 00:10:14,386 ♪ I Met My Boyfriend At The Candy Store ♪ 231 00:10:14,386 --> 00:10:16,239 ♪ He Bought Me Ice... ♪ 232 00:10:16,239 --> 00:10:17,386 Now Wait. 233 00:10:17,386 --> 00:10:19,242 Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait. 234 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:25,949 What Boyfriend? 235 00:10:25,949 --> 00:10:27,283 Huh? 236 00:10:27,283 --> 00:10:28,785 We Don't Have A Boyfriend. 237 00:10:28,785 --> 00:10:30,787 You Don't Have A Boyfriend? 238 00:10:30,787 --> 00:10:34,381 You Just Said You Met Him At The Candy Store. 239 00:10:34,381 --> 00:10:35,692 It's Just A Game. 240 00:10:35,692 --> 00:10:37,160 It's A Game? 241 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:38,161 Honest? 242 00:10:38,161 --> 00:10:39,382 Yes. Yes. 243 00:10:39,382 --> 00:10:41,164 Okay, Go Ahead. 244 00:10:41,164 --> 00:10:43,933 ♪Uno, Dos, Siesta♪ 245 00:10:43,933 --> 00:10:45,802 ♪ Said East, West ♪ 246 00:10:45,802 --> 00:10:48,905 ♪ I Met My Boyfriend At The Candy Store ♪ 247 00:10:48,905 --> 00:10:50,383 ♪ He Bought Me Ice Cream ♪ 248 00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:51,941 ♪ He Bought Me Cake ♪ 249 00:10:51,941 --> 00:10:53,810 ♪ He Brought Me Home With... ♪ 250 00:10:53,810 --> 00:10:55,385 Wait A Minute. 251 00:10:57,385 --> 00:11:00,016 How Old Is This Boy? 252 00:11:00,016 --> 00:11:00,850 Two. Two. 253 00:11:00,850 --> 00:11:02,218 Two? 254 00:11:04,388 --> 00:11:10,293 He's Two Years Old, And He's Got Money For Ice Cream And Cake? 255 00:11:10,293 --> 00:11:12,095 It's Just A Game. 256 00:11:12,095 --> 00:11:14,897 What Do You Mean, It's Just A Game? 257 00:11:14,897 --> 00:11:16,232 Okay, Go Ahead. 258 00:11:16,232 --> 00:11:19,135 ♪Uno, Dos, Siesta♪ 259 00:11:19,135 --> 00:11:21,004 ♪ Said East, West ♪ 260 00:11:21,004 --> 00:11:22,338 ♪ I Met My Boyfriend ♪ 261 00:11:22,338 --> 00:11:24,340 ♪ At The Candy Store ♪ 262 00:11:24,340 --> 00:11:25,875 ♪ He Bought Me Ice Cream ♪ 263 00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:27,380 ♪ He Bought Me Cake ♪ 264 00:11:27,380 --> 00:11:30,645 ♪ He Brought Me Home With A Bellyache ♪ 265 00:11:30,645 --> 00:11:33,481 ♪ Mama, Mama, I'm So Sick ♪ 266 00:11:33,481 --> 00:11:36,542 ♪ Call The Doctor Quick, Quick, Quick ♪ 267 00:11:36,542 --> 00:11:39,345 ♪ Doctor, Doctor, Will I Die? ♪ 268 00:11:39,345 --> 00:11:41,952 ♪ Count To Five And You'll Be Alive ♪ 269 00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:45,618 ♪ One, Two, Three, Four, Five ♪ 270 00:11:45,618 --> 00:11:47,419 ♪ I'm Alive ♪ 271 00:11:54,293 --> 00:11:56,729 I Think You All Better Sit Down. 272 00:11:59,431 --> 00:12:01,945 Mrs. Chiara Said Peter Can Stay. 273 00:12:01,945 --> 00:12:05,437 We Can Keep Him As Long As We Want. 274 00:12:11,410 --> 00:12:12,811 Peter? 275 00:12:20,252 --> 00:12:24,945 Your Mother Says You Can Stay. 276 00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,692 Would You Like That? 277 00:12:28,694 --> 00:12:32,798 How's It Feel To Be The Only Man With Seven Women? 278 00:12:37,636 --> 00:12:40,946 You Sleep With Me Tonight. 279 00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:54,549 All Right, Got The Bucking Horse. 280 00:12:54,549 --> 00:12:55,466 We Have The Championship. 281 00:12:55,466 --> 00:12:57,891 This Is The Last Round. 282 00:12:57,891 --> 00:12:59,946 Here Comes Our Challenger. 283 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:03,940 Rudy Huxtable Didn't Do Well The First Two Times Out 284 00:13:03,940 --> 00:13:06,940 But I Know This Time She'll Do Well. 285 00:13:06,940 --> 00:13:08,519 You Know The Rules. 286 00:13:08,519 --> 00:13:09,586 Arms Sideways. 287 00:13:09,586 --> 00:13:10,621 We're Riding. 288 00:13:10,621 --> 00:13:12,256 The Horse Looks Like... 289 00:13:12,256 --> 00:13:13,940 Arms To The Side. 290 00:13:13,940 --> 00:13:15,259 You're Falling Off. 291 00:13:15,259 --> 00:13:17,761 There She Goes. She's Doing It. 292 00:13:17,761 --> 00:13:18,941 The Horse Bucks. 293 00:13:18,941 --> 00:13:20,430 Whoa! Stay On. 294 00:13:20,430 --> 00:13:21,941 That Was 12 Seconds. 295 00:13:21,941 --> 00:13:23,400 Wasn't Bad. 296 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:24,568 Come On Over. 297 00:13:24,568 --> 00:13:26,943 And Here's "Sing A Song." 298 00:13:26,943 --> 00:13:28,472 Here We Go. 299 00:13:28,472 --> 00:13:30,874 Arms Out To The Side. 300 00:13:30,874 --> 00:13:32,442 Sing Is Riding 301 00:13:32,442 --> 00:13:35,940 And The Bucking Horse Is Going All Around. 302 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,940 He's Off To The Side. 303 00:13:37,940 --> 00:13:39,249 She's Riding Well. 304 00:13:39,249 --> 00:13:40,450 Whoa! 305 00:13:40,450 --> 00:13:42,653 Sing Did Well. 306 00:13:42,653 --> 00:13:43,940 Come On Over. 307 00:13:43,940 --> 00:13:45,589 What's Your Name Again? 308 00:13:45,589 --> 00:13:46,590 Naoka. 309 00:13:46,590 --> 00:13:49,459 Right. I'm Glad You Got It Right. 310 00:13:49,459 --> 00:13:51,261 Raise Your Arms Up. 311 00:13:51,261 --> 00:13:54,598 The Horse Broke Out Of The Stall. 312 00:13:54,598 --> 00:13:55,944 I'm Sorry. 313 00:13:55,944 --> 00:13:58,602 You Didn't Do Well At All. 314 00:13:58,602 --> 00:14:01,738 Didn't I Put These In My Pocket? 315 00:14:01,738 --> 00:14:03,941 You're Taking Those Dimples Out. 316 00:14:03,941 --> 00:14:05,409 Here We Go. 317 00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:07,511 Climb Right On Up. 318 00:14:07,511 --> 00:14:10,480 Put Your Arms Out To The Side. 319 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:14,451 The Horse Is Coming Out Of The Stall 320 00:14:14,451 --> 00:14:16,486 And... Whoa! Wait! 321 00:14:16,486 --> 00:14:17,788 How About That? 322 00:14:17,788 --> 00:14:18,940 Nice Try. 323 00:14:18,940 --> 00:14:20,457 Here We Go. 324 00:14:20,457 --> 00:14:21,491 Next. 325 00:14:21,491 --> 00:14:23,940 Climb Right On Up There. 326 00:14:23,940 --> 00:14:24,945 She's Up. 327 00:14:24,945 --> 00:14:26,941 Hands To The Side. 328 00:14:26,941 --> 00:14:29,940 That's No Good. Just Come On. 329 00:14:29,940 --> 00:14:33,770 You Ride Better Than Your Sister, Don't You? 330 00:14:33,770 --> 00:14:35,606 Arms To The Side. 331 00:14:35,606 --> 00:14:36,940 You're Doing Fine. 332 00:14:36,940 --> 00:14:38,775 You've Got Everything... 333 00:14:40,940 --> 00:14:42,379 Whoa! 334 00:14:43,380 --> 00:14:44,940 All Right. 335 00:14:44,940 --> 00:14:46,416 Come On. 336 00:14:46,416 --> 00:14:48,352 Here Comes My Wife. 337 00:14:48,352 --> 00:14:51,940 She's Going To Ride Good. 338 00:14:51,940 --> 00:14:54,940 Oh, Look At Maria Go! 339 00:14:54,940 --> 00:14:58,462 The Horse Goes Into A Big Spin 340 00:14:58,462 --> 00:15:00,397 And She's Going Off... 341 00:15:00,397 --> 00:15:03,941 She's Got The Prize, Ladies And Gentlemen. 342 00:15:03,941 --> 00:15:06,436 So Far, She's The Best. 343 00:15:06,436 --> 00:15:07,571 Okay. 344 00:15:07,571 --> 00:15:09,473 Come On Down. 345 00:15:18,940 --> 00:15:23,453 We're Going To Fix The Horse Up Here. 346 00:15:23,453 --> 00:15:27,457 Now, You Just Kind Of Ease Into Him. 347 00:15:27,457 --> 00:15:28,940 All Right. 348 00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:30,494 Okay. 349 00:15:37,940 --> 00:15:39,603 All Right. 350 00:15:41,438 --> 00:15:42,943 Here We Go. 351 00:16:29,252 --> 00:16:30,787 Thank You. 352 00:16:35,792 --> 00:16:41,865 It Is Now Monster Time. 353 00:16:41,865 --> 00:16:43,800 (Screaming) 354 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:44,945 Sit Down. 355 00:16:44,945 --> 00:16:46,670 Sit Down. 356 00:16:46,670 --> 00:16:54,277 If The Monster Catches You, He Will Nub You In The Neck. 357 00:16:54,277 --> 00:16:55,945 (Screaming) 358 00:16:55,945 --> 00:16:57,547 Sit Down. 359 00:16:57,547 --> 00:16:59,942 You Can't Move Till The Monster Moves. 360 00:16:59,942 --> 00:17:01,385 (Roaring) 361 00:17:01,385 --> 00:17:02,940 (Screaming) 362 00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:06,941 (Roaring) 363 00:17:07,941 --> 00:17:09,659 (Doorbell) 364 00:17:12,496 --> 00:17:14,498 (Doorbell) 365 00:17:15,799 --> 00:17:17,329 Come On In, Dad. 366 00:17:17,329 --> 00:17:18,804 Just Thought I'd Stop In. 367 00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:19,850 Grandpa! 368 00:17:19,850 --> 00:17:23,029 Hi, Rudy! How's My Best Girl? 369 00:17:23,029 --> 00:17:25,526 Got Some New Brothers And Sisters Here? 370 00:17:25,526 --> 00:17:26,524 Yeah. 371 00:17:26,524 --> 00:17:28,292 I Delivered These Children 372 00:17:28,292 --> 00:17:30,962 And The Parents Didn't Want Them Anymore 373 00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:34,082 So They Brought Them Back. 374 00:17:34,082 --> 00:17:36,450 Everybody Into The Kitchen. 375 00:17:36,450 --> 00:17:38,227 Tell Theo To Give You A Cookie! 376 00:17:38,227 --> 00:17:41,003 (Shrieking) 377 00:17:41,003 --> 00:17:43,451 It's Just A Quarter To Six 378 00:17:43,451 --> 00:17:45,925 And You're Pulling The Old Cookie Trick. 379 00:17:45,925 --> 00:17:48,571 You're Already Running Out Of Steam. 380 00:17:48,571 --> 00:17:50,603 No, Everything Is Under Control, Dad. 381 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,598 I See You're Limping. 382 00:17:52,598 --> 00:17:56,199 No, I'm Fine. It's Just A Track Injury. 383 00:17:56,199 --> 00:17:59,601 I Know Bucking-Horse Knee When I See It. 384 00:17:59,601 --> 00:18:02,271 You're Enjoying This, Aren't You? 385 00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:07,666 It's Clear To Me That The Tide Is Shifting. 386 00:18:07,666 --> 00:18:11,264 You're Going Out And The Children Are Coming In. 387 00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:13,264 You'll Be Drowning In Children 388 00:18:13,264 --> 00:18:14,786 In Ten Minutes. 389 00:18:14,786 --> 00:18:17,922 Luckily, Somebody Came Along Who Can Bail You Out. 390 00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:21,859 You Can Control These Children Better Than I Can? 391 00:18:21,859 --> 00:18:23,761 Yes, And I'm Willing 392 00:18:23,761 --> 00:18:28,265 To Put My Much-Needed Retirement Money On The Line For This. 393 00:18:28,265 --> 00:18:30,935 Dad, We're Not Talking About Betting. 394 00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:35,257 I'll Bet If You'll Leave Me Alone With These Children 395 00:18:35,257 --> 00:18:36,574 For One Minute 396 00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:40,011 They'll Be Sitting Here As Quiet As Little Angels. 397 00:18:40,011 --> 00:18:42,180 Anybody Can Threaten Children. 398 00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:43,915 I Won't Threaten Them. 399 00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:47,259 Do You Want To Make The Bet? Twenty Dollars. 400 00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:52,857 It's Been A Long Time Since I Took Money From You 401 00:18:52,857 --> 00:18:57,061 But It Certainly Will Be My Pleasure. 402 00:18:59,997 --> 00:19:01,258 Hello, Everybody. 403 00:19:01,258 --> 00:19:04,769 Granddad Wants To See All Of You. 404 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:07,805 Have You All Had Your Cookie? 405 00:19:07,805 --> 00:19:09,258 Children: Yes! 406 00:19:09,258 --> 00:19:14,045 All Right, Go Out For The Bucking Horse. 407 00:19:14,045 --> 00:19:17,261 (Shouting) 408 00:19:17,261 --> 00:19:19,784 Your Grandfather's In For It Now. 409 00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,819 He's Here? I'll Say Hi. 410 00:19:21,819 --> 00:19:24,155 No, He's Spending Time With The Children-- 411 00:19:24,155 --> 00:19:27,264 Unless You Want To See Him For The Last Time. 412 00:19:27,264 --> 00:19:28,893 What's Going On? 413 00:19:28,893 --> 00:19:30,262 Your Grandfather Bet $20 414 00:19:30,262 --> 00:19:33,764 That He Could Have The Children Quiet In One Minute. 415 00:19:33,764 --> 00:19:34,966 That's Impossible! 416 00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:36,257 Better Believe It. 417 00:19:36,257 --> 00:19:39,937 Especially When The Sugar From The Cookies Kicks In. 418 00:19:39,937 --> 00:19:42,039 You Should Have Bet $50. 419 00:19:42,039 --> 00:19:43,257 He's My Father. 420 00:19:43,257 --> 00:19:46,257 It's Hard Enough To Take $20 From Him. 421 00:19:46,257 --> 00:19:48,262 But You'll Do It? 422 00:19:48,262 --> 00:19:50,081 Yeah! 423 00:19:57,889 --> 00:20:00,264 What Did You Do To Them? 424 00:20:00,264 --> 00:20:01,559 Nothing Special. 425 00:20:01,559 --> 00:20:04,262 These Lovely Children Can Be Well-Behaved 426 00:20:04,262 --> 00:20:05,796 With Proper Supervision. 427 00:20:05,796 --> 00:20:07,260 You're Not Telling Me? 428 00:20:07,260 --> 00:20:09,265 Not A Chance. 429 00:20:10,768 --> 00:20:12,103 Children, Excuse Me. 430 00:20:12,103 --> 00:20:13,905 I'll Be Going Now. 431 00:20:13,905 --> 00:20:16,040 Thanks For A Lovely Visit. 432 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,257 Whoa! 433 00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:19,777 Grandpa, You're A Football Fan, Right? 434 00:20:19,777 --> 00:20:20,945 Sure Am. 435 00:20:20,945 --> 00:20:21,946 Love The Gridiron. 436 00:20:21,946 --> 00:20:25,257 Want To Go To My Football Team's Booster Banquet? 437 00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:26,150 How Much? 438 00:20:26,150 --> 00:20:27,260 Five Dollars A Ticket. 439 00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:29,086 I'll Take Eight. 440 00:20:29,086 --> 00:20:30,262 Thanks, Granddad. 441 00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:33,724 I Filled My Quota InThe House. 442 00:20:36,258 --> 00:20:39,258 Okay. Thanks For Coming Over, Dad. 443 00:20:39,258 --> 00:20:41,732 It's Good To See You, Son. 444 00:20:41,732 --> 00:20:43,567 Have A Good Time. 445 00:20:43,567 --> 00:20:44,635 Bye-Bye. 446 00:20:44,635 --> 00:20:45,703 Bye. 447 00:20:51,257 --> 00:20:56,714 What Did My Old, Gray-Haired, Gentleman Friend Say To You? 448 00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:00,260 Go Sit Down. 449 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,819 Rudy... 450 00:21:01,819 --> 00:21:03,788 Come Here, Dear. 451 00:21:06,257 --> 00:21:08,859 What Did Granddad Say To You? 452 00:21:08,859 --> 00:21:12,730 He Said If We Were Quiet And Smiled 453 00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:16,262 You'll Give Us Each A Dollar In The Morning.