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-Hi.
-Hi.

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Is This Your
Science Project?

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The Solar System--

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The Nine Planets, Including
Saturn With Its Rings.

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And If That Isn't Enough,
Check This Out.

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It's Pretty Good.

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Pretty Good?

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Yeah. When's It Due?

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Why Do You Ask?

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You Should Make Each Planet
Revolve Separately.

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If This Was
A Real Solar System

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You Would Have Had
A Four-Planet Collision.

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Denise, This Is
A Great Science Project.

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It's As Good As
Anything I've Ever Done

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And I Always Get "A's."

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You're In An Advanced Class Now.

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How Much Time
Did You Put Into This?

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Four Nights.

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When Were You Given
The Assignment?

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A Month And A Half Ago.

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I'm Not Saying It's Not Good,
I'm Just Saying I Don't Know.

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Bye, Denise. Thanks.

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Theo, You Almost Done?

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When You're Finished,
Wash Your Bowl

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Because I'm Getting Ready
To Start This Load.

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Finished.

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Oh, No. It's Broken.

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Are You Sure?

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Quick, Let's Wash These Dishes.

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If Your Father Finds Out
This Thing Is Broken

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He'll Get That Tool Kit
And Try To Fix It.

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And Then He'll
Have Me Help Him.

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Remember The Refrigerator?

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First, A Teeny Little
Light Wouldn't Come On.

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Four Days Later

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Nothing Worked
Except The Door Handle.

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He Kept Saying,
"I Almost Have It."

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Good Morning.

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Mom, You Know,
Cleanup Is So Much Easier

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By Using Modern Appliances.

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This Isn't Full Enough.

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Rather Than Wasting Energy,
We'll Start It After Dinner.

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Good Idea.

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See You, Dad.

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It's Broken, Isn't It?

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Cliff, I'll Call The Repairman.

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You'll Do No Such Thing.

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I Can Fix That,
And It's Cheaper.

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You Call The Repairman,
What Does He Do?

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He Comes Here, Charges Us $35

51
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To Tell Us That The Part
That's Needed To Make It Run

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Is Somewhere On A Mountaintop
In Minnesota.

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Dad...

54
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When You
Fix It

55
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We Pay The Repairman Anyway.

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"We"?

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Since When Did You Become
"We" For Paying Bills?

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You Do Remember
The Refrigerator?

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I Almost Had It.

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I Almost Had It, Dear,
And You Kept Pressuring Me.

61
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Because We'd Eaten
Out Of Cans For Three Days.

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I Have To Get To School.

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What Are You Going To Do
After School?

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Does It Matter?

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My Son, The Repairman's Helper.

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Leave Me Alone, Rudy.

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Let Me Carry Morris.

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It's Not Morris, It's Mars,
And You Can't Have It.

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Please?

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When You Carried It Before,
You Bounced It.

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Because Before It Was Mars,
It Was My Ball.

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Look At It This Way, Rudy.

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You're Making A Contribution
To Science.

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Okay.

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When Can I Have It Back?

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After The Fair.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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(<I>Whack)</I>

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Ooh.

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Dad.

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Huh?

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You Like My Science
Project, Don't You?

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Do I Like It?

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I Love It.

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Clair, Look At This.

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Is This
Fantastic?

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It's Fantastic.

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And On Top Of That, Clair,
The <I>Piece De Resistance:</I>

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We Have A Nine-Page Report
On The Solar System.

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Stand Over Here, Genius Of Mine

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Because The Brain Power
Comes From The Huxtable Side.

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Fire Away.
Ask A Question.

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Go Ahead.

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What Is The Atmosphere Like
On The Planet Saturn?

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Read On.

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"The Atmosphere On Saturn

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"Is Composed Of Methane
And Molecular Hydrogen.

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"The Average Temperature
Is 350 Degrees Below Zero

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And The Wind Velocity
Is 700 Miles Per Hour."

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I'm Very Impressed.

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Cliff:
Yes, Indeed.

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(<I>Doorbell)</I>

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That's Janet.

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Would You Let Her In?

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Yes, Ma'am.

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I'll Get A Box To Put This In.

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Hello.

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Hi, Dr. Huxtable.

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Um...

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Don't I Know You?

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Did We Double-Date Together
Somewhere?

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Well, Who Are You?

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Janet Meiser.

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You're My Daughter's
Giggling Partner.

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I Have All Your Albums.

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Yes.

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What Do You Want?

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My Parents Are Waiting Outside.

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Is Vanessa Ready?

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She's Getting
Her Science Project.

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Don't Tell Me
What She Did.

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We Swore To Secrecy
Until The Science Fair.

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Hi, Mrs. Huxtable.

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Hi, Janet.

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How Are You?

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Fine.

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Are You Nervous?

129
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A Little.

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I Was Putting My Project
Together Until The Last Minute.

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I Finished Mine Two Days Ago.

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Wow. I Bet It's Good.

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Vanessa Built
A Life-Size Space Shuttle.

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She Did?

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Yeah.

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Have Your Folks Got
A Trailer Outside?

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Dad...

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He's Kidding.

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Bye, Mom.
Bye, Dad.

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Wish Me Luck.

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The Winner
Gets A Trophy.

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I Got A Space Right Here For It.

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Thank You.

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Bye, Vanessa.

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Cliff, That Really
Was Not Necessary.

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What?

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School Is Competitive.

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Don't Put Extra Pressure On Her.

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There's Nothing Wrong
With Competition.

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I Don't Want Vanessa
To Get Carried Away

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Like Somebody I Know.

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Are You Talking About Me?

153
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Yes, I Am.

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Now, Let's Take The Way
You Play "Monopoly".

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What Has "Monopoly"
Got To Do With Science?

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I'm Talking About The Way
You Handle Competition.

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To Most People,
"Monopoly" Is A Game.

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<I>You</I>Use "Monopoly"
To Crush Your Challengers.

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If Somebody Gets
A "Go To Jail" Card

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You Applaud.

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That's Right.

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That's Right.

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If Somebody
Lands On Your Property

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You Make Cash Register Sounds.

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Ch-Zing.

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Ch-Zing.

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That's Right.

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When You Win

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You Pile Your Money On The Floor
And Roll In It.

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You Are The Worst.

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Now I Know
What You're Talking About.

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This Has Nothing To Do
With Science.

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You're Still Warm About
The "Monopoly" Game We Played

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And I Had
"Boardwalk"

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And You Rolled The Dice
And Landed On My "Boardwalk"

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And I Had About 5,000 Hotels
And 600 Houses

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And You Only Had $30.

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And I Told You To Pay Up,
And You Said:

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"But I'm Your Wife!"

180
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And You Better Pay.

181
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Well, Who's Going
To Set Up First?

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Okay, I Guess I Will.

183
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Wow!

184
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Where Did You
Get Those?

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I Made Them.

186
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You Did?

187
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I Wasn't Sure
I'd Be Able To

188
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But As I Learned,
I Got Into It.

189
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Do They Do Anything?

190
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Just This.

191
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This One Is Different.

192
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I Added A Sound Command.

193
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Did Your Father Help You?

194
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You Made Those By Yourself?

195
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Uh-Huh.

196
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Wow.

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What's Your Project?

198
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The Solar System.

199
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I Did That In
The Third Grade.

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Had All
The Planets

201
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The 16 Moons
Around Jupiter

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And A Flaming
Asteroid.

203
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It's Nothing Compared To
What's Under That Sheet.

204
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Leon, Tell Us
What It Is.

205
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Promise Not
To Tell Anyone?

206
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Promise.
Promise.

207
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I Made A Working Tornado.

208
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Wow.

209
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Tornadoes Aren't Hard.

210
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You Just Put
A Low-Pressure,
Warm Air System

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Under A High-Pressure,
Cold Air System.

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Mine Destroys
A Miniature Farm Community.

213
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Wow!
Wow!

214
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What's Your Project,
Janet?

215
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Robotics.

216
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Can I See?

217
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Sure.

218
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Um, Mr. Robertson?

219
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Could I Wait Until Monday
To Set Up My Project?

220
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Why?

221
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I'd Like To Work On It More.

222
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I'm Sorry, But We're
Judging In Half An Hour.

223
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Get Yourself Ready.

224
00:10:12,557 --> 00:10:14,369
Theo:
<I>I'm Home, Dad!</I>

225
00:10:32,186 --> 00:10:33,421
Hey, Dad.

226
00:10:34,557 --> 00:10:37,558
What Time Do You
Get Out Of School?

227
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3:00.

228
00:10:38,561 --> 00:10:41,447
It's Already 3:15!

229
00:10:41,447 --> 00:10:46,455
I Asked You To Come Here As
Soon As You Get Out Of School.

230
00:10:46,455 --> 00:10:48,292
Sorry, Dad.

231
00:10:49,247 --> 00:10:50,819
So How's It Going?

232
00:10:50,819 --> 00:10:54,423
Mocking Theo:
So How's It Going?

233
00:10:55,791 --> 00:10:58,010
Just Fine -- I Fixed It.

234
00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:03,869
Dad...

235
00:11:05,060 --> 00:11:06,464
Is It Really Fixed?

236
00:11:06,645 --> 00:11:07,713
Hi, Dad.

237
00:11:07,713 --> 00:11:10,449
Frick And Frack,
How Are You?

238
00:11:10,449 --> 00:11:12,351
What Happened?

239
00:11:12,351 --> 00:11:16,388
Life's Been Too Easy For Me.

240
00:11:16,388 --> 00:11:19,910
I Want To Talk About
The Science Fair.

241
00:11:19,910 --> 00:11:20,914
Who Won?

242
00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:22,227
Leon Haywood.

243
00:11:22,227 --> 00:11:23,910
His Project Was Great.

244
00:11:23,910 --> 00:11:26,565
He Had This Tornado
In A Tube

245
00:11:26,565 --> 00:11:30,915
And He Kept Throwing Little
Cows And Tractors Into It.

246
00:11:30,915 --> 00:11:34,911
And They Spin Up To The Top
And Fly Out.

247
00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:36,911
How Did <I>You</I> Do?

248
00:11:36,911 --> 00:11:38,310
Janet Came In Third.

249
00:11:38,310 --> 00:11:39,915
I'm Happy For You.

250
00:11:39,915 --> 00:11:41,914
Third Place,
All Right.

251
00:11:41,914 --> 00:11:44,416
And Number Two...

252
00:11:45,915 --> 00:11:47,913
Number Four...

253
00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:51,223
Not Me, Dad.

254
00:11:51,223 --> 00:11:52,691
What Were You?

255
00:11:52,691 --> 00:11:53,692
Fourteenth.

256
00:11:53,692 --> 00:11:54,455
Fourteenth?

257
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But Her Project
Was Really Great.

258
00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:57,291
Get Them Next Time!

259
00:11:57,291 --> 00:11:58,526
Right, Dad.

260
00:11:58,526 --> 00:11:59,756
Okay.

261
00:12:02,792 --> 00:12:04,007
Vanessa...

262
00:12:04,007 --> 00:12:06,429
Yeah?

263
00:12:06,429 --> 00:12:09,966
I'm Sorry You Came In 14th.

264
00:12:09,966 --> 00:12:11,968
Well...

265
00:12:11,968 --> 00:12:14,638
I'm Sorry <I>I</I> Came In Third.

266
00:12:14,638 --> 00:12:17,009
You Don't Have
To Apologize

267
00:12:17,009 --> 00:12:20,005
Because You Had
Someone Help You.

268
00:12:20,005 --> 00:12:21,845
Nobody Helped Me.

269
00:12:21,845 --> 00:12:25,582
Your Father's An Engineer--
He Must Have Helped You.

270
00:12:25,582 --> 00:12:27,817
I Worked Hard On My Project.

271
00:12:27,817 --> 00:12:29,007
Nobody Helped Me.

272
00:12:30,453 --> 00:12:32,007
Don't You Believe Me?

273
00:12:32,007 --> 00:12:33,456
If You Say So.

274
00:12:37,001 --> 00:12:39,863
So What Do You
Want To Do Now?

275
00:12:39,863 --> 00:12:41,631
Nothing.

276
00:12:42,766 --> 00:12:48,004
No, You Don't Understand--
I Don't Need A Repairman.

277
00:12:48,004 --> 00:12:52,001
The Machine Is Past Repairman.

278
00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:57,001
What I'm Asking For
Is If You Have A Machine

279
00:12:57,001 --> 00:13:01,484
That's The Same Model
As The One That I Had.

280
00:13:01,484 --> 00:13:02,919
You Do.

281
00:13:02,919 --> 00:13:05,488
Can You Get A Man Here

282
00:13:05,488 --> 00:13:10,010
To Put It In Before 5:30--
Before My Wife Gets Home?

283
00:13:10,010 --> 00:13:13,363
Yes, I Want To
Give Her A Present.

284
00:13:13,363 --> 00:13:14,698
You Can?

285
00:13:14,698 --> 00:13:16,008
Oh, You're Great.

286
00:13:16,008 --> 00:13:17,467
Thank You.

287
00:13:18,468 --> 00:13:19,869
Dr. Huxtable?

288
00:13:19,869 --> 00:13:22,008
Mrs. Wizard!

289
00:13:22,008 --> 00:13:24,874
I Think I Want
To Go Home.

290
00:13:24,874 --> 00:13:27,377
You Think You
Want To Go Home?

291
00:13:27,377 --> 00:13:29,412
Yes.
Could You Take Me?

292
00:13:29,412 --> 00:13:31,009
You <I>Really</I> Want To Go?

293
00:13:31,009 --> 00:13:33,007
I Really Want To.

294
00:13:34,451 --> 00:13:35,552
Well, Yeah.

295
00:13:35,552 --> 00:13:39,489
I'll Go Get My Keys,
Then I'll Take You Home.

296
00:13:39,489 --> 00:13:41,424
Thank You, Dr. Huxtable.

297
00:13:41,424 --> 00:13:42,726
Okay.

298
00:13:51,001 --> 00:13:52,502
(<I>Knocking)</I>

299
00:13:52,502 --> 00:13:53,837
Who Is It?

300
00:13:53,837 --> 00:13:55,305
<I>It's Dad.</I>

301
00:13:55,305 --> 00:13:56,840
Come In.

302
00:13:58,001 --> 00:13:59,007
Hi, Dad.

303
00:13:59,007 --> 00:14:00,777
Hi.

304
00:14:04,909 --> 00:14:06,530
Everything Okay?

305
00:14:06,530 --> 00:14:07,535
Yes, Dad.

306
00:14:07,535 --> 00:14:10,534
Janet Wants Me To Take Her Home.

307
00:14:10,534 --> 00:14:12,449
That's A Short Visit.

308
00:14:12,449 --> 00:14:13,532
Yes, Dad.

309
00:14:13,532 --> 00:14:14,533
What's Happening?

310
00:14:14,533 --> 00:14:16,353
N...

311
00:14:16,353 --> 00:14:21,530
Ever Since She Won Third Prize,
She's Been Impossible.

312
00:14:21,530 --> 00:14:24,962
She Only Won It Just
A Couple Minutes Ago.

313
00:14:24,962 --> 00:14:28,538
She Won't Admit It,
But Her Dad Helped Her.

314
00:14:28,538 --> 00:14:31,168
Did You Ask Her About It?

315
00:14:31,168 --> 00:14:32,269
Yes.

316
00:14:32,269 --> 00:14:33,537
What Did She Say?

317
00:14:33,537 --> 00:14:35,536
She Said He Didn't.

318
00:14:35,536 --> 00:14:37,908
And Do You Believe Her?

319
00:14:37,908 --> 00:14:42,533
Every Time I Sat Down To Work,
Rudy Was Always Bothering Me.

320
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:46,529
I Asked Mom If I Could Work
At The Kitchen Table

321
00:14:46,529 --> 00:14:48,534
And She Said No.

322
00:14:48,534 --> 00:14:52,489
I Don't Even Think
Mr. Robertson Likes Me.

323
00:14:53,529 --> 00:14:55,534
Are You Finished?

324
00:14:57,194 --> 00:15:04,323
And You Only Gave Me $10
To Do My Project.

325
00:15:04,323 --> 00:15:08,850
So A Whole Lot Of People
Ruined This Project For You?

326
00:15:08,850 --> 00:15:10,854
Look At Me.

327
00:15:10,854 --> 00:15:14,163
You Know There's Two People
In This Room

328
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:17,300
Who Really
Know Better Than That, Don't We?

329
00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:18,367
Come Here.

330
00:15:18,367 --> 00:15:19,435
Come On, Now.

331
00:15:19,435 --> 00:15:23,539
Come Over Here.

332
00:15:23,539 --> 00:15:26,848
You Tell Me,
What Is The Real Problem Now?

333
00:15:26,848 --> 00:15:30,848
Dad, I Thought What I Did
Was Good Enough

334
00:15:30,848 --> 00:15:34,851
But When I Saw
What Those Other Kids Did

335
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:38,321
I Knew I Could Have
Done A Lot More.

336
00:15:38,321 --> 00:15:39,622
How Much More?

337
00:15:39,622 --> 00:15:40,852
A <I>Lot</I>More.

338
00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:41,856
Why Didn't You?

339
00:15:41,856 --> 00:15:43,226
I Don't Know.

340
00:15:43,226 --> 00:15:44,857
"I Don't Know."

341
00:15:44,857 --> 00:15:48,297
Come On, Level With Me.

342
00:15:48,297 --> 00:15:51,467
I Guess I Just Didn't
Work Hard Enough.

343
00:15:51,467 --> 00:15:55,171
Is That Class Too Fast For You?

344
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:57,856
Do They Ask Too Much Of You?

345
00:15:57,856 --> 00:15:59,242
Uh-Uh.

346
00:15:59,242 --> 00:16:01,848
How Much More
Could You Have Done?

347
00:16:01,848 --> 00:16:04,680
I Could Have Done 75% More.

348
00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,148
Denise Was Right.

349
00:16:06,148 --> 00:16:10,219
I Should Have Made Each Planet
Rotate By Itself.

350
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,654
Mm-Hmm.

351
00:16:11,654 --> 00:16:15,591
I Should Have Put Moons
Around Mars And Jupiter.

352
00:16:15,591 --> 00:16:19,362
I Should Have Put Comets
And Satellites.

353
00:16:19,362 --> 00:16:22,398
I Could Have Put
The Starship <I>Enterprise.</I>

354
00:16:24,857 --> 00:16:28,404
Okay, That's My Girl.

355
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:29,850
Dad?

356
00:16:29,850 --> 00:16:30,730
Yeah?

357
00:16:30,730 --> 00:16:33,065
Could I Borrow $20?

358
00:16:33,065 --> 00:16:36,802
Why? Do You Want To
Run Away From Home?

359
00:16:36,802 --> 00:16:40,309
No, I Want To <I>Finish</I>
My Science Project.

360
00:16:40,309 --> 00:16:44,043
The Competition
Is Over, Honey.

361
00:16:44,043 --> 00:16:45,306
I Know.

362
00:16:45,306 --> 00:16:51,851
You Want To Do It
To Show Mr. Robertson, Right?

363
00:16:51,851 --> 00:16:56,313
You Want To Do It
To Show Dad.

364
00:16:56,313 --> 00:17:00,826
I Want To Do It For Me.

365
00:17:00,826 --> 00:17:02,304
That's My Girl.

366
00:17:02,304 --> 00:17:03,304
Dad...

367
00:17:03,304 --> 00:17:04,309
Hmm?

368
00:17:04,309 --> 00:17:05,965
I Can't Breathe.

369
00:17:05,965 --> 00:17:12,004
You Have To Understand, Dear,
That Love Hurts Sometimes.

370
00:17:12,004 --> 00:17:14,940
Janet Is Downstairs.

371
00:17:14,940 --> 00:17:19,712
Do You Want Me To Take Her Home?

372
00:17:19,712 --> 00:17:20,980
Okay.

373
00:17:20,980 --> 00:17:23,015
Can She Stay For Dinner?

374
00:17:23,015 --> 00:17:27,052
Did Her Father Help Her?

375
00:17:27,052 --> 00:17:29,054
We'll Go Out For Pizza.

376
00:17:29,054 --> 00:17:31,304
Can I Have Your Crust?

377
00:17:31,304 --> 00:17:32,792
You're Pushing It.

378
00:17:43,305 --> 00:17:46,672
Dad, Vanessa Said
We're All Going Out For Pizza.

379
00:17:46,672 --> 00:17:47,740
Yeah.

380
00:17:47,740 --> 00:17:49,306
Can I Stay Home?

381
00:17:49,306 --> 00:17:52,878
You've Only Missed Pizza
When Your Tonsils Were Removed.

382
00:17:52,878 --> 00:17:57,082
Whenever Vanessa And Janet
Come Along, They Make Fun Of Me.

383
00:17:57,082 --> 00:17:59,312
That's Because You're Funny.

384
00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:03,923
Listen, When The Pizza Comes,
Everybody Waits Except You.

385
00:18:03,923 --> 00:18:07,927
And We All Say The Same Thing:
"Please, It's Hot."

386
00:18:07,927 --> 00:18:09,929
You Say, "I Don't Care."

387
00:18:09,929 --> 00:18:13,305
You Reach In, Grab The Slice,
Pull It Up.

388
00:18:13,305 --> 00:18:15,696
The Cheese Is Still
Clinging To The Thing.

389
00:18:15,696 --> 00:18:17,877
It's Got A Long Line Of It.

390
00:18:17,877 --> 00:18:21,117
You Turn, Open Up Your Mouth
And You Bite Down.

391
00:18:21,117 --> 00:18:24,110
The Heat Is Coming Out
Of Your Mouth.

392
00:18:24,110 --> 00:18:26,419
Then You Say,
"Har... La... Har... "

393
00:18:27,887 --> 00:18:29,922
Then You Pull It Away.

394
00:18:29,922 --> 00:18:32,425
There's Cheese Coming
From The Pizza.

395
00:18:32,425 --> 00:18:34,427
There's Cheese Down Here.

396
00:18:34,427 --> 00:18:36,596
And Then You Grab Anything.

397
00:18:36,596 --> 00:18:39,065
Remember When You
Grabbed That Cup

398
00:18:39,065 --> 00:18:43,114
And It Belonged To People
That Had Just Left The Table

399
00:18:43,114 --> 00:18:45,772
And It Had
Cigarette Butts In It?

400
00:18:45,772 --> 00:18:47,040
You Drank It!

401
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,486
I'll Get My Coat, Dad.

402
00:18:50,486 --> 00:18:52,851
Yeah.

403
00:18:52,851 --> 00:18:54,153
We're Ready.

404
00:18:54,153 --> 00:18:56,493
Thanks For
Inviting Me To Dinner.

405
00:18:56,493 --> 00:19:00,225
Don't Thank Me, <I>You're</I> Buying.

406
00:19:00,225 --> 00:19:01,488
(<I>Giggling)</I>

407
00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:02,961
He, He, He, He.

408
00:19:02,961 --> 00:19:06,488
Do You Have Money, Young Lady?

409
00:19:06,488 --> 00:19:09,486
Credit Cards?

410
00:19:09,486 --> 00:19:12,104
You Go Upstairs
And Get Your Sister.

411
00:19:12,104 --> 00:19:14,306
And <I>You</I> Go Get The Car.

412
00:19:15,874 --> 00:19:18,177
Ho, Ha, Ho, Ha.

413
00:19:20,813 --> 00:19:23,348
Hey.

414
00:19:23,348 --> 00:19:28,485
Don't Take Your Coat Off Because
We're Going Out For Pizza Now.

415
00:19:28,485 --> 00:19:29,490
Okay.

416
00:19:29,490 --> 00:19:31,256
Where Are You Going?

417
00:19:31,256 --> 00:19:32,489
To The Kitchen.

418
00:19:32,489 --> 00:19:33,493
What For?

419
00:19:33,493 --> 00:19:35,485
A Glass Of Juice.

420
00:19:35,485 --> 00:19:37,796
They Sell Juice
In The Restaurant.

421
00:19:37,796 --> 00:19:41,100
How Did Vanessa Make Out
In Her Science Fair?

422
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:43,902
She Came In 14th.

423
00:19:43,902 --> 00:19:47,973
I Asked Her
If She Was In Over Her Head.

424
00:19:47,973 --> 00:19:49,141
She Said No.

425
00:19:49,141 --> 00:19:51,343
She Asked Me For $20

426
00:19:51,343 --> 00:19:55,491
So She Could Go Back And
Do The Project All Over Again.

427
00:19:55,491 --> 00:19:58,117
She Is Not In Over Her Head.

428
00:19:58,117 --> 00:20:01,120
Very Good.

429
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:02,121
Ah...

430
00:20:05,709 --> 00:20:07,740
Now If We Could
Just Do Something

431
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:10,320
About The Other Child
In The Family

432
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:13,768
Who <I>Is</I> In Over His Head,
But Refuses To Admit It.

433
00:20:13,768 --> 00:20:18,506
Tell Me Theo's Problem,
And I'll Help.

434
00:20:18,506 --> 00:20:21,642
Theo Is <I>Not</I> The Child
I'm Referring To.

435
00:20:21,642 --> 00:20:24,858
The Child I'm Speaking Of
Wears An Engineer's Cap

436
00:20:24,858 --> 00:20:29,183
Coveralls, Has A Toolbox
And Has Never Fixed Anything.

437
00:20:29,183 --> 00:20:32,152
Go Straight Up
To Your Room

438
00:20:32,152 --> 00:20:34,858
And Vanessa Will
Talk With You

439
00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:38,192
About Being In
Over Your Head.

440
00:20:39,882 --> 00:20:42,718
Can I Have Some Pizza First?

441
00:20:42,718 --> 00:20:45,855
Only If You Promise
Never, Ever Again

442
00:20:45,855 --> 00:20:51,460
As Long As We Both Shall Live,
To Try To Fix Anything.

443
00:20:54,141 --> 00:20:55,498
I...

444
00:20:55,498 --> 00:20:57,141
Promise...

445
00:20:57,141 --> 00:21:05,148
Not To Ever Try To Fix
Anything In This House Again.

446
00:21:09,141 --> 00:21:15,585
I Promise Not To Try To Fix
Anything In This House Again.

447
00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:19,369
I...