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Dad, You Promised
That When I Was 14

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I Could Carve The
Thanksgiving Turkey.

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Yes, I Did.

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First, You Start With This.

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And Then, We'll See.

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That's Not A Turkey.
It's A Chicken.

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Right! You Passed
The First Test--

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Knowing A Chicken From A Turkey.

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I Don't Need This.

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I've Watched You
And Mr. Norton, The Butcher.

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Let Me Carve The Turkey.

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You've Got To Understand,
This Is Tonight's Dinner.

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Start With This And Practice.

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You'll Know Everything
About Cutting The Turkey.

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Now, Get Your Utensils.

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All Right?

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All Right.

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"Learning How To Carve..."

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You See?

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What We've Got Here...

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Dad.

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Carve, Not Hack.

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You're Excited

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Because Your Daughter's
Coming Home.

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No, I'm Not.
Yes, You Are.

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Our Firstborn Is Coming
Home From College

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And You're Excited.

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I'm Not Excited,
I'm Telling You

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So Just Stop It.

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Firstborn--
The Inquisitive One.

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I Remember She Was About
Four Years Old

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And She Said

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"Daddy, Where Do The Ducks Go
When The Pond Freezes Over?"

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Right Then And There
I Knew She Was Smarter Than I.

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She Asked Lots
Of Questions.

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Now She Can
Answer Them.

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Four "A"S And A "B."

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Hey, Hey.

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And Half Of Her
Belongs To You.

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Thank You!

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Just The Feet.

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Oh, Don't Try It.

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Listen, Isn't She Late?

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Please Calm Down.

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She'll Be Here Any Minute.

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I've Got To
Check On Theo.

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(<I>Knocking)</I>

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Who Is It?!

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Sondra.

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Sondra Who?!

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Sondra, Your Daughter.
Remember?

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The One Attending Princeton?

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That's The One.

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The One With Four "A"S

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And A "B"?
Yes.

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What Do You Want?!

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Daddy, It's Getting
Cold Out Here.

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The One That Calls
Long-Distance?

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Yes, Daddy.

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And Asks For Money?

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And The One
Who Brought...

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Step Aside
A Second, Please...

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Four Bags Of
Dirty Laundry?!

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Yes.

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Daddy.

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Let Me Look At You.

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How Do I Look?

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Like Trash.

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How About Me?

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You Look Like You
Gained Some Weight.

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I Couldn't Hide It, Huh?

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What Did You Bring?

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I Missed You, Daddy.

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Of Course. Somebody Has To
Bring In Your Dirty Laundry.

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Sondra.

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Oh, Mom.

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Gosh. Let Me
Look At You.

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You Haven't Changed.

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I Was Home
Two Months Ago.

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Seems Like Longer
Than That.

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Sondra!

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Rudy!

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I Made You A Turkey.

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We'll Eat It
Tomorrow.

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It's A Paper
Turkey, Silly.

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Vanessa, You're Getting
To Be So Big.

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Wow, Your Hair!

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Like It?

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I Love It.
Will You Do Mine?

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Sure.

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Nice Jacket.

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Thanks.
You Can't Borrow It.

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I'll Loan You
My Suede Boots.

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Those Are My Boots.

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I'll Lend Them Back For
That Jacket.

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Sis!

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Hey, Theo!

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You Smell
Like Chicken.

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I'm In Training.

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Dad May Let Me Carve
This Year's Turkey.

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You're Moving Up.

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You Know, It Really
Moves Me To See

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This Entire
Family Here

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Because We Can
Each Take A Bag

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And Get This
Laundry Upstairs.

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Let's Go.

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Rudy, You Can Take
More Than That.

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Okay, How's This Year's Crop?

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Terrific, But Even Better--

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My Friends And I Decided
To Go To Paris This Summer.

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Paris?!

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We Can Have This Apartment
Real Cheap.

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Oh, Paris Is So Romantic.

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There's More To Paris
Than Romance.

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Like What?

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I Want To Experience The Culture
Like Some Great Writers Did--

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Richard Wright
And James Baldwin.

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Have You Asked?

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No. You're More In Touch
With The Family Climate.

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Who Do I Ask First?

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Forget About Dad.

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Get Mom On Your Side.

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You Can Double-Team Dad
And Have A Fighting Chance.

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The Family Climate
Hasn't Changed.

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What Approach Do I Use With Mom?

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Ask About Her Work.

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Nobody Asks Mom About Work.

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Then, When She's Feeling Good,
Slip In Paris.

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Great Idea.

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Good Luck.

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If You Get To Go,
I'm Next.

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Hi, Honey.

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Want Some Hot Chocolate?

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No, Thank You.

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How's Work?

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Fantastic.

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Really?

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I Won My Last Three Cases.

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I Might Become A Partner.

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That's Great.

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What Do You Want To Ask?

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What Do You Think About Paris?

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I've Always Wanted To Go.

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You Have?

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Uh-Huh...

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And So Do You.

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For The Summer.

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Some Friends Are Renting
This Apartment...

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Hey, Wait A Minute.
Friends?

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You've Met Michelle Stewart
And Lisa Barnes.

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What About
This Apartment?

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It's Michelle's
Cousin's Apartment.

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She's A Ballet Dancer.

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Paris In The Summertime

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With Girlfriends
And A Dancer's Apartment?

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Sounds Sensational To Me.

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I Can Go?

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I'd Love For You To Go.

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But Wait!

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Don't Get Too Excited.

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There Is One Person Who Stands
Between You And Paris.

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If You Want
The Golden Fleece

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You Must Pass The Cyclops.

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He's Cute, But Tough.

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What Will He Do?

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First He'll Say, "Aha."

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Then, "Hmm, Interesting."

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Then He'll Throw
Every Excuse At You.

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But Hang In There
And Wear Him Down.

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When Is The Best Time
To Get Him?

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We'll Strike Tomorrow Morning.

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All Right.

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Now.

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One More Chance.

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Here Is Your
Turkey-Carving-Practice Cabbage.

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Dad, That's A Cabbage.

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Right.

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You're Brilliant.

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I Watched You Last Night...

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And What You Did
To That Chicken.

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A Long
Time Ago

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Before You Were Born

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I Prayed That God
Would Give Me A Son

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To Carry On The Family Name.

185
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And You Were Born.

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I've Watched You Do Things.

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Many Times I've Wanted
To Ask You

188
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Not To Tell Anyone Who You Are.

189
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Last Night Was
One Of Those Times.

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You're Supposed
To Respect The Food.

191
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You Understand?

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Slice It In
An Appetizing Manner.

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(<I>Imitating Julia Child)</I>
Let Me Explain To You

194
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How You Should Slice
A Turkey Properly.

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You Take The Blade
Gently In Your Hand

196
00:09:00,492 --> 00:09:06,497
And You Slice Ever So Gently
Following The Grain

197
00:09:06,497 --> 00:09:12,495
Going Along The Contour
Of The Bird.

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00:09:12,495 --> 00:09:15,501
Dad, Why Are You
Talking Like That?

199
00:09:15,501 --> 00:09:19,151
I Have No Idea.

200
00:09:20,820 --> 00:09:25,324
Except It Just Makes
Me Feel More Secure

201
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When I'm In The Kitchen.

202
00:09:28,060 --> 00:09:31,497
Now Try It, My Boy.

203
00:09:31,497 --> 00:09:33,799
And Talk It Through.

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00:09:35,134 --> 00:09:38,971
(<I>Raspy Imitation</I>
<I>Of Julia Child)</I>
Follow The Natural...

205
00:09:38,971 --> 00:09:41,492
...Contour Of The Bird.

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Yes.

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00:09:42,494 --> 00:09:47,046
And Follow The Grain
Of The Fowl.

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Cut It.

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Yes.

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00:09:49,115 --> 00:09:50,496
And Slice...

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00:09:50,496 --> 00:09:52,318
Excuse Me, Boys.

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00:09:52,318 --> 00:09:54,494
(<I>Imitating Julia Child)</I> Yes?
Yes?

213
00:10:00,492 --> 00:10:05,197
Cliff, Sondra Has Something
She'd Like To Ask You.

214
00:10:05,197 --> 00:10:08,598
You're Here To Tell Me
She Has A Question?

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00:10:08,598 --> 00:10:10,434
Go Ahead, Ask Him.

216
00:10:10,434 --> 00:10:15,539
What Do You Think About Me
Spending The Summer In Paris?

217
00:10:15,539 --> 00:10:18,575
Aha.

218
00:10:18,575 --> 00:10:20,444
I Think It's Great.

219
00:10:20,444 --> 00:10:22,112
What Do You Think?

220
00:10:22,112 --> 00:10:24,777
Hmm, It's
Interesting.

221
00:10:24,777 --> 00:10:27,785
She Would Go With
Her Girlfriends.

222
00:10:27,785 --> 00:10:30,287
Lisa And
Michelle.

223
00:10:30,287 --> 00:10:32,322
Where Would You Live?

224
00:10:32,322 --> 00:10:35,777
Michelle's Cousin
Is Letting Us Rent
Her Apartment.

225
00:10:35,777 --> 00:10:39,396
(<I>Popping)</I>

226
00:10:39,396 --> 00:10:41,398
What Does That Mean?

227
00:10:41,398 --> 00:10:43,467
I Don't Know.
It's New.

228
00:10:43,467 --> 00:10:45,202
Have You Seen The Apartment?

229
00:10:45,202 --> 00:10:48,238
No, But I'm
Sure It's Nice.

230
00:10:48,238 --> 00:10:50,741
Michelle's Cousin's
A Ballet Dancer.

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00:10:50,741 --> 00:10:54,678
Paris. The People Expect You
To Speak French.

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00:10:54,678 --> 00:10:56,780
I'm Taking French Next Semester.

233
00:10:56,780 --> 00:10:59,777
I Don't Think
That's Good Enough.

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00:10:59,777 --> 00:11:03,785
When An American Speaks French
To A French Person

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00:11:03,785 --> 00:11:05,785
They Look At You

236
00:11:05,785 --> 00:11:10,093
Like They Don't Understand
What You're Talking About.

237
00:11:10,093 --> 00:11:14,197
French People Made Up This Face.

238
00:11:14,197 --> 00:11:15,432
Daddy...

239
00:11:15,432 --> 00:11:16,783
I've Made
Plans.

240
00:11:16,783 --> 00:11:19,783
We Always Travel
Someplace In The Summer.

241
00:11:19,783 --> 00:11:22,606
This Summer,
It's The Grand Canyon.

242
00:11:26,472 --> 00:11:30,877
It's Part Of The Huxtable
Tradition, And I Don't Think...

243
00:11:30,877 --> 00:11:33,576
You Wouldn't Want
To Break That Tradition?

244
00:11:33,576 --> 00:11:35,577
Can I Call A Family Forum?

245
00:11:35,577 --> 00:11:36,579
You Can't.

246
00:11:36,579 --> 00:11:40,574
Only A Parent Can Call
A Family Forum.

247
00:11:40,574 --> 00:11:43,890
Okay. In That Case,
I'm Calling It.

248
00:11:43,890 --> 00:11:45,525
Denise! Denise!

249
00:11:49,199 --> 00:11:49,945
Go Ahead.

250
00:11:49,945 --> 00:11:54,621
You Can Laugh
If You Want To.

251
00:11:54,621 --> 00:11:55,951
Come On, Dad.

252
00:11:55,951 --> 00:11:57,452
Family Forum.

253
00:12:05,502 --> 00:12:08,063
Clair:
<I>Denise, Please Come Down Here.</I>

254
00:12:08,063 --> 00:12:10,120
We're Having
A Family Forum.

255
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,569
What's A Family Forum?

256
00:12:11,569 --> 00:12:14,486
Something Dad Invented
To Settle Family Disputes.

257
00:12:14,486 --> 00:12:15,921
You Have To
Be Honest.

258
00:12:15,921 --> 00:12:17,222
Everybody
Gets A Vote.

259
00:12:17,222 --> 00:12:18,573
Me, Too?

260
00:12:18,573 --> 00:12:19,573
You, Too.

261
00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:20,568
What's Going On?

262
00:12:20,568 --> 00:12:21,575
Family Forum.

263
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:23,568
You Vote With Me

264
00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:27,399
Or You Cut A Chicken
For The Rest Of Your Life.

265
00:12:27,399 --> 00:12:28,900
But, Dad...

266
00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:30,268
Not Fair.

267
00:12:31,236 --> 00:12:32,270
Clair:
Okay.

268
00:12:32,270 --> 00:12:35,173
Now Here's The Problem:

269
00:12:35,173 --> 00:12:38,210
Sondra Has An Incredible
Opportunity

270
00:12:38,210 --> 00:12:41,568
To Spend The Summer In
A World Famous City

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00:12:41,568 --> 00:12:43,915
And Your Father Says "No."

272
00:12:43,915 --> 00:12:46,568
That Is Leading The Voters.

273
00:12:46,568 --> 00:12:47,886
I Object.

274
00:12:47,886 --> 00:12:48,987
Overruled.

275
00:12:48,987 --> 00:12:50,569
Now, Denise

276
00:12:50,569 --> 00:12:52,891
What Do You Think
Of Sondra's Going To Paris?

277
00:12:52,891 --> 00:12:55,568
It's A Wonderful
Educational Opportunity

278
00:12:55,568 --> 00:12:57,571
And I Hope To One Day

279
00:12:57,571 --> 00:13:00,568
Follow In Her
Footsteps.

280
00:13:00,568 --> 00:13:02,573
You Call This Honest?

281
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,469
Denise, Be Honest.

282
00:13:04,469 --> 00:13:07,205
It's Not A Wonderful
Educational Opportunity

283
00:13:07,205 --> 00:13:08,874
But <I>I'd</I>Still Like To Go.

284
00:13:08,874 --> 00:13:10,041
She Should Go.

285
00:13:10,041 --> 00:13:11,376
Clair:
Vanessa?

286
00:13:11,376 --> 00:13:13,568
Does This Mean
No Grand Canyon?

287
00:13:13,568 --> 00:13:16,568
We're Still Going
To The Grand Canyon.

288
00:13:16,568 --> 00:13:19,217
I Want To Hold
A Family Forum

289
00:13:19,217 --> 00:13:22,387
On <I>Not</I> Going
To The Grand Canyon.

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00:13:22,387 --> 00:13:24,089
What Is Your Vote?

291
00:13:24,089 --> 00:13:25,574
I Think It's Neat.

292
00:13:25,574 --> 00:13:26,925
Me, Too.

293
00:13:26,925 --> 00:13:28,927
Will You
Bring Me A Shirt?

294
00:13:28,927 --> 00:13:30,962
Of Course I Will.

295
00:13:30,962 --> 00:13:33,999
That's Bribery.

296
00:13:33,999 --> 00:13:35,333
Theo?

297
00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:37,903
(<I>Clucking</I>
<I>Like A Chicken)</I>

298
00:13:42,207 --> 00:13:43,575
What Was That, Cliff?

299
00:13:46,568 --> 00:13:48,013
Okay, Theo?

300
00:13:48,013 --> 00:13:51,049
(<I>Clucking)</I>

301
00:13:52,568 --> 00:13:54,352
I Pass.

302
00:13:54,352 --> 00:13:55,887
No, No.

303
00:13:55,887 --> 00:13:57,573
You Cannot Pass.

304
00:13:57,573 --> 00:14:00,058
If I Vote The Way
I Feel

305
00:14:00,058 --> 00:14:02,260
Dad Won't Let Me
Carve The Turkey.

306
00:14:02,260 --> 00:14:04,529
You Have To Be Honest.

307
00:14:04,529 --> 00:14:06,568
I Think She Should Go.

308
00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,568
(<I>Clucking)</I>

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00:14:11,503 --> 00:14:13,071
Sondra?

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00:14:13,071 --> 00:14:14,906
You Know How I Feel.

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00:14:14,906 --> 00:14:16,107
Cliff?

312
00:14:16,107 --> 00:14:19,010
I Want To Call A Family Caucus.

313
00:14:19,010 --> 00:14:20,178
You Can't.

314
00:14:20,178 --> 00:14:20,575
Oh, Yes.

315
00:14:20,575 --> 00:14:24,282
There's No Such Thing
As A Family Caucus.

316
00:14:24,282 --> 00:14:26,568
You Don't Know The Bylaws.

317
00:14:26,568 --> 00:14:29,287
They State That A Caucus
Can Be Called

318
00:14:29,287 --> 00:14:32,891
And We Are Going To Have
A One-On-One Conversation

319
00:14:32,891 --> 00:14:35,571
Because We Are
The Two Disputees.

320
00:14:35,571 --> 00:14:36,573
Let's Go.

321
00:14:40,432 --> 00:14:44,035
Dad, I Have Never Heard
About A Family Caucus.

322
00:14:44,035 --> 00:14:46,204
That's Because I Made It Up.

323
00:14:46,204 --> 00:14:48,568
I Just Want To Ask
A Question.

324
00:14:48,568 --> 00:14:49,875
Why Paris?

325
00:14:49,875 --> 00:14:51,568
It's A Fabulous City.

326
00:14:51,568 --> 00:14:53,211
Why Not St. Louis?

327
00:14:53,211 --> 00:14:57,082
Dad, I Want To Experience
A Different Culture.

328
00:14:57,082 --> 00:14:59,150
Why Not Japan?

329
00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:00,568
You'd Let Me Go There?

330
00:15:00,568 --> 00:15:02,120
I'll Make The Reservations.

331
00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:05,390
Dad, What Is Wrong With Paris?

332
00:15:05,390 --> 00:15:08,126
No 20-Year-Old Single Woman

333
00:15:08,126 --> 00:15:10,495
Should Be
In Paris.

334
00:15:10,495 --> 00:15:13,231
Paris Is Love In Bloom.

335
00:15:13,231 --> 00:15:16,568
The National Drink Is Wine.

336
00:15:16,568 --> 00:15:20,472
They Drink Wine With The Yogurt.

337
00:15:20,472 --> 00:15:23,570
That's What
Paris Is.

338
00:15:23,570 --> 00:15:27,879
Old Men In A Beret
Singing About Mimi.

339
00:15:29,481 --> 00:15:31,216
There Is More To Paris

340
00:15:31,216 --> 00:15:33,568
Than Old Men In Berets
And Wine.

341
00:15:33,568 --> 00:15:37,389
It Has Wonderful Museums And
Bookstores And Art Galleries.

342
00:15:37,389 --> 00:15:39,057
It Has History.

343
00:15:39,057 --> 00:15:42,394
You're Going To Paris
To Study History?

344
00:15:42,394 --> 00:15:45,568
No, You're Going To Paris
For One Thing--

345
00:15:45,568 --> 00:15:47,365
To Party!

346
00:15:48,366 --> 00:15:50,869
Not <I>Just</I>To Party.

347
00:15:50,869 --> 00:15:54,439
So You Are Going To Party.

348
00:15:54,439 --> 00:15:56,875
You're Saying
You Don't Trust Me?

349
00:15:56,875 --> 00:15:57,943
Not Exactly.

350
00:15:57,943 --> 00:16:00,879
I Just Remember
When I Was 20

351
00:16:00,879 --> 00:16:03,081
I Wanted To Go
To Rio.

352
00:16:03,081 --> 00:16:04,049
Why Rio?

353
00:16:04,049 --> 00:16:09,568
Because I Saw This Movie
Called "Black Orpheus"

354
00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:13,568
And It Had This Woman In It.

355
00:16:13,568 --> 00:16:15,393
Whew!

356
00:16:16,394 --> 00:16:18,229
And The Carnival.

357
00:16:18,229 --> 00:16:20,899
I Watched That Movie,
And I Said

358
00:16:20,899 --> 00:16:25,568
"I'm Going To Rio,
And I'm Finding That Woman."

359
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:29,874
And I Didn't Care About
Culture, History...

360
00:16:29,874 --> 00:16:32,877
I Wanted To Find That Woman.

361
00:16:32,877 --> 00:16:35,571
And I Wanted To Party.

362
00:16:35,571 --> 00:16:37,568
Did You Get To Go?

363
00:16:37,568 --> 00:16:40,952
No, But I Saw That Movie
About 100 Times.

364
00:16:40,952 --> 00:16:43,188
Don't You Wish You Had?

365
00:16:43,188 --> 00:16:47,225
I Have The Chance,
If You'll Just Trust Me.

366
00:16:47,225 --> 00:16:50,568
Why Not Budapest?

367
00:16:50,568 --> 00:16:53,231
(<I>Both Laugh)</I>

368
00:16:53,231 --> 00:16:54,899
No, Dad.

369
00:16:54,899 --> 00:16:56,568
Paris.

370
00:16:56,568 --> 00:16:58,573
Omaha?

371
00:16:58,573 --> 00:17:00,872
Paris.

372
00:17:00,872 --> 00:17:03,208
Uh...

373
00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:07,212
You'll Make Me Look Good
In Front Of Your Mom?

374
00:17:07,212 --> 00:17:08,213
Uh-Huh.

375
00:17:08,213 --> 00:17:10,048
Say I Gave A Good Fight.

376
00:17:10,048 --> 00:17:11,049
Yes.

377
00:17:11,049 --> 00:17:12,568
Well, Have Fun.

378
00:17:12,568 --> 00:17:14,219
Thank You, Daddy.

379
00:17:14,219 --> 00:17:15,887
I Love You.

380
00:17:15,887 --> 00:17:18,223
Of Course You Do.

381
00:17:18,223 --> 00:17:19,568
Okay.

382
00:17:21,226 --> 00:17:24,229
I Wish I Was 20 Again.

383
00:17:24,229 --> 00:17:26,231
Would You Go To Rio?

384
00:17:26,231 --> 00:17:29,573
Your Mother Wouldn't Let Me.

385
00:17:29,573 --> 00:17:31,202
Mom!

386
00:17:34,830 --> 00:17:37,830
Cliff, We're Waiting.

387
00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:39,488
Cranberries.

388
00:17:39,488 --> 00:17:40,656
That's
Everything.

389
00:17:40,656 --> 00:17:41,835
Cliff:
Everybody
Ready?

390
00:17:41,835 --> 00:17:43,159
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!

391
00:17:43,159 --> 00:17:45,830
Presenting
The Huxtable Marching Band.

392
00:17:45,830 --> 00:17:48,164
(<I>Wild Cheering)</I>

393
00:17:48,164 --> 00:17:50,166
♪ Dee Dee Dee ♪

394
00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:52,468
♪ Dee Dee Dee Boom Dee
Dee Dee ♪

395
00:17:52,468 --> 00:17:53,830
♪ Dee Dee Dee Da ♪

396
00:17:53,830 --> 00:17:54,830
♪ Ah! ♪

397
00:17:54,830 --> 00:17:56,830
♪ Boom Dee Dee Dee ♪

398
00:17:56,830 --> 00:17:58,474
♪ Dee Dee Dee ♪

399
00:17:58,474 --> 00:18:00,836
(<I>Applause And Cheering)</I>

400
00:18:00,836 --> 00:18:02,511
Hey, Let Me At It!

401
00:18:08,830 --> 00:18:13,155
First, A Round Of Applause
For The First Lady Of Poultry

402
00:18:13,155 --> 00:18:14,290
Clair Huxtable!

403
00:18:14,290 --> 00:18:17,393
<I>Yay, Mom!</I>

404
00:18:17,393 --> 00:18:20,363
This Is A Very Special Occasion.

405
00:18:20,363 --> 00:18:25,468
We'll Now Take One Minute
To Say Why We Are Thankful.

406
00:18:25,468 --> 00:18:26,635
Denise.

407
00:18:26,635 --> 00:18:29,638
I'm Thankful For This House

408
00:18:29,638 --> 00:18:31,140
And I'm Also Thankful

409
00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:34,710
That Daddy's Been Nicer
To My Boyfriends Lately.

410
00:18:34,710 --> 00:18:35,830
Thank You,
Daddy.

411
00:18:35,830 --> 00:18:37,747
Vanessa.

412
00:18:37,747 --> 00:18:40,149
Mostly I'm Thankful

413
00:18:40,149 --> 00:18:44,286
For Not Having To Play
The Clarinet Anymore.

414
00:18:44,286 --> 00:18:47,423
We're All
Thankful
For That.

415
00:18:47,423 --> 00:18:51,227
And Rudy
Wants To Say Something.

416
00:18:51,227 --> 00:18:53,830
I'm Thankful For My Bear, Bobo

417
00:18:53,830 --> 00:18:57,133
And My Friend Mary
For Giving Me Back Bobo

418
00:18:57,133 --> 00:19:01,470
And My Mother For Letting Me
Sleep Over At Mary's House.

419
00:19:01,470 --> 00:19:03,239
And For Popsicles.

420
00:19:03,239 --> 00:19:04,835
All Right.

421
00:19:04,835 --> 00:19:06,442
That's Wonderful.

422
00:19:06,442 --> 00:19:07,838
I'm Not Finished.

423
00:19:07,838 --> 00:19:09,412
I'm Sorry.

424
00:19:09,412 --> 00:19:13,482
I'm Mostly Thankful That
My Big Sister Sondra's Home.

425
00:19:13,482 --> 00:19:14,830
All Right.

426
00:19:14,830 --> 00:19:15,830
Thank You.

427
00:19:15,830 --> 00:19:17,830
Thank You Very Much.

428
00:19:17,830 --> 00:19:19,288
I'm Not Finished.

429
00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:19,834
Wait...

430
00:19:19,834 --> 00:19:20,756
Also...

431
00:19:20,756 --> 00:19:23,726
Next Year, Okay?

432
00:19:23,726 --> 00:19:25,594
All Right,
Now, Sondra.

433
00:19:25,594 --> 00:19:28,835
I'm Thankful That I Get To
Go Away This Summer.

434
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:32,701
And I'm Always Thankful
That I Can Come Home.

435
00:19:32,701 --> 00:19:34,703
And Now...

436
00:19:34,703 --> 00:19:35,837
The Lovely...

437
00:19:35,837 --> 00:19:37,837
Clair
Huxtable.

438
00:19:37,837 --> 00:19:42,344
I'm Thankful That You Call Me
The Lovely Clair Huxtable.

439
00:19:42,344 --> 00:19:43,830
Wait, My Turn.

440
00:19:43,830 --> 00:19:49,185
First, I'm Thankful That We're
Almost Finished Being Thankful.

441
00:19:49,837 --> 00:19:51,830
Second, I'm Thankful

442
00:19:51,830 --> 00:19:56,225
That Dad's Letting Me
Carve This Year's Turkey.

443
00:19:59,161 --> 00:20:00,362
I Hope.

444
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:03,838
Sit?

445
00:20:07,603 --> 00:20:11,474
There Are Many Things
That I Am Thankful For

446
00:20:11,474 --> 00:20:16,145
But The Six Most Important
Happen To Be

447
00:20:16,145 --> 00:20:17,379
Rudy...

448
00:20:18,832 --> 00:20:20,649
Vanessa...

449
00:20:20,649 --> 00:20:22,551
Denise...

450
00:20:22,551 --> 00:20:23,652
Theo...

451
00:20:24,838 --> 00:20:26,722
Sondra...

452
00:20:26,722 --> 00:20:28,190
And Clair.

453
00:20:28,190 --> 00:20:29,525
And Now...

454
00:20:29,525 --> 00:20:34,330
We Are Going To
Partake Of The Lovely Bird.

455
00:20:34,330 --> 00:20:36,298
(<I>Applause)</I>

456
00:20:36,298 --> 00:20:38,133
But Wait,
Got Another Announcement.

457
00:20:38,133 --> 00:20:39,635
(<I>Groans Of Disappointment)</I>

458
00:20:39,635 --> 00:20:40,835
Never Mind.

459
00:20:40,835 --> 00:20:42,471
Rudy:
Let's Hear It.

460
00:20:42,471 --> 00:20:43,472
Okay.

461
00:20:44,173 --> 00:20:47,830
The Huxtable Tradition
Has Always Been

462
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:51,146
That Cliff
Would Carve The Turkey.

463
00:20:51,146 --> 00:20:53,832
This Year I Am Thankful

464
00:20:53,832 --> 00:20:57,286
To Look Upon
The Face Of My Son

465
00:20:57,286 --> 00:20:59,830
As He Carves The Turkey.

466
00:20:59,830 --> 00:21:02,558
I Turn Over To Him
"Old Hickory."

467
00:21:03,611 --> 00:21:05,280
All Right!

468
00:21:06,581 --> 00:21:08,917
Now Talk It Through.

469
00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:10,585
Talk It Through.

470
00:21:10,585 --> 00:21:16,284
(<I>Imitating Julia Child)</I>
First, You Cut A Slice

471
00:21:16,284 --> 00:21:19,928
Along The Grain...