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Hey, What Do You See?

2
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Hey, Sugar.

3
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Oooh, You Are Cute.

4
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You Are The Cutest Baby
I Have Ever Seen.

5
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What About Me?

6
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You're The Funniest Looking
Baby I've Ever Seen.

7
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Most Babies Look A Little
Funny When They're New.

8
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Mommies And Daddies
Don't Even Notice.

9
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Brothers And Sisters Do.

10
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We All Sold Tickets
To See You, Rudy.

11
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No, Dear.
That Was To See You.

12
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Would You Like To Hold Him?

13
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No, He Might Go On Me.

14
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Can We Watch Him Eat?

15
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His Mother
Already Fed Him.

16
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Maybe He'd Like To
Watch Us Eat.

17
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Can We Have A Snack?

18
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All Right,
But A Small One.

19
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I'm Having A Doughnut.

20
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Me, Too.

21
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You Always Have What I Have.

22
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So Do You.

23
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Cliff.
Hmm?

24
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Look Who's Here.

25
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You Know This One.

26
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Remember?

27
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Did We Go To
College Together?

28
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You Delivered Him
Last Month.

29
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This Is
Janice Harper's Baby.

30
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Janice Didn't Want It,
And Brought It Back?

31
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She's Getting Her Hair Done,
And I'm Baby-Sitting.

32
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Oh, Cliff.

33
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Look At That
Little Round Face.

34
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And That Soft Silky Hair
And The Little Soft Spot.

35
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And That Special
Baby Smell.

36
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Sour Milk.

37
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He's Warm.

38
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Just Holding Him Sets Off
Strange Stirrings Inside.

39
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I Wonder If I Want Another.

40
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Let Me Help You--
You Don't.

41
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Cliff, It's A Miracle.

42
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Dear, We Have
Five Miracles.

43
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Smell It.

44
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Get Out Of Here.

45
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That's Not The Interior
Of Some New Automobile.

46
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You Know You Love Babies.

47
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We'd Bring One Home

48
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And You'd Spend Hours
Just Looking At It.

49
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Cliff:
Yeah.

50
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It Would Grab
Your Finger

51
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And You'd Laugh.

52
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You'd Say, "Look, Clair, I Can
Put Her Whole Foot In My Mouth."

53
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But You Could Only Hold
That Foot In There For So Long

54
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Then The Toes Start Moving
And The Fun Is Over.

55
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Let's Just
Think About It.

56
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Suppose I Want One?

57
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You Can Try
Having One Without Me.

58
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Come On, Cliff.
Smell It.

59
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I Don't Want To
Smell That Baby.

60
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Listen To Me, Please.

61
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This Thing Is A Trap.

62
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This Thing
Can Sell Anything.

63
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But You Must Also Remember
That This Grows Up.

64
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And It Gets High Marks
On The I.Q. Test

65
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But Gets D's In School.

66
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This Grows Up And Takes The Car
Driving All Around The City--

67
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Has No License,
Has No Driver's Permit--

68
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Comes Back And Then Says,
"What Did I Do Wrong?"

69
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I'm Telling You

70
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This Is False Advertising.

71
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This Is Totally Dishonest.

72
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You Don't Want Another One?

73
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There Are Times--
And There Aren't Many--

74
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When I Don't Even Want
The Ones We Have Now.

75
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No, No, No.

76
00:04:09,354 --> 00:04:10,355
Rudy.

77
00:04:10,355 --> 00:04:12,032
Our Little Rudy.

78
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One Day
She'll Be Gone

79
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And Then I Will Have
My Wife Back.

80
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I'm Not Sure This Feeling
Will Go Away.

81
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You Just Tell It
To Go Away.

82
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I Can't, Because It's
A Very Deep Feeling.

83
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Say To It, Deeply,
"Go Away."

84
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We'll Talk Later.

85
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Right Now I'm Taking
The Baby Home.

86
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Good.

87
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And Don't You
Come Back Anymore.

88
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You're A Troublemaker.

89
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Hey, Dad.

90
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What Did I Do?

91
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You Used To Smell Good.

92
00:05:03,033 --> 00:05:05,344
Dad, Where's The Baby?

93
00:05:05,344 --> 00:05:07,546
Mom Took
The Baby Back.

94
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Didn't She Like It?

95
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She Liked It Too Much.

96
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Why Did She Take It Back?

97
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Because If Mom
Wants A Baby

98
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She'll Have To
Make It Herself.

99
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You Can Just
Bring One Home From Work.

100
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Mom's Having Another Baby?

101
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She's Just
Thinking About It.

102
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Do We Want Another One?

103
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I Like The One That Was Here.

104
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<I>Another</I>Baby?

105
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Look, She's Just
Thinking About It.

106
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Don't We Get A Vote?

107
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Vote For What?

108
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Dinner?

109
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I Want Pizza.

110
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We're Not Voting About Dinner.

111
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Is This A Dictatorship?

112
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Why Are We
Voting?

113
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We're Not Voting For Anything.

114
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It Is A Dictatorship!

115
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It's Too Early
To Talk About It.

116
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About What?

117
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Mom And A Baby.

118
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Mom's Pregnant?

119
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No, Mom Is Not Pregnant.

120
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(<I>Sigh Of Relief)</I>

121
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(<I>Mimicking Sighs)</I>

122
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What Does That Mean, Denise?

123
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You And Mom Are
Getting Up There.

124
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Meaning What?

125
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Theo:
She Means
You're Old.

126
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She Just Doesn't Want
To Hurt Your Feelings.

127
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And You Do?

128
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I Don't Think
You're Old.

129
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It's Not Like I Think
You're Decrepit Or Anything

130
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But When Older People
Have Babies

131
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It's Kind Of
Embarrassing.

132
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There Are People--

133
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I Happen To Know--

134
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Who Are Much Older
Than Your Mother And I

135
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And They Have Become Parents.

136
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Now If Your Mother And I
<I>Decide...</I>

137
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To Have A Baby

138
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I'm Quite Sure
That We Will Not Go

139
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Into The <I>Guinness Book</I>
<I>Of World Records.</I>

140
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Hey, Then Why Don't You Wait?

141
00:07:02,032 --> 00:07:04,930
We Should Have Waited With You.

142
00:07:06,035 --> 00:07:10,032
Your Mother And I
Haven't Made Up Our Minds.

143
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We Just Don't Know, Okay?

144
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Good.

145
00:07:14,373 --> 00:07:15,574
What's That For?

146
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Nothing.

147
00:07:16,508 --> 00:07:21,847
No, You Got Some Teenage
Words Of Wisdom To Spew Out?

148
00:07:21,847 --> 00:07:22,989
Nothing, Daddy--
It's Your Life.

149
00:07:22,989 --> 00:07:24,548
Just Don't Blow It.

150
00:07:28,959 --> 00:07:30,879
I'm Glad You Didn't Hold Back.

151
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Clair:
<I>I'm Home.</I>

152
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Your Mom Is Here.

153
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I Want You Guys
To Just Act Normally.

154
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Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!

155
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They Just Love
Looking At You, Dear.

156
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So Do I.

157
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(<I>Whispering:)</I>
Get Out.

158
00:08:04,556 --> 00:08:07,883
Cliff, Today I Saw
The Most Wonderful Thing.

159
00:08:07,883 --> 00:08:08,884
Look At This.

160
00:08:08,884 --> 00:08:10,558
Diapers?

161
00:08:10,558 --> 00:08:13,188
Wait Till You See
The Improvements.

162
00:08:13,188 --> 00:08:16,358
Five Years Ago,
We Had Nothing Like This.

163
00:08:16,358 --> 00:08:17,561
Watch This.

164
00:08:17,561 --> 00:08:20,862
You Can Pull This Thing Open...

165
00:08:20,862 --> 00:08:23,365
And Peek Inside...

166
00:08:23,365 --> 00:08:26,554
And Close It Back Up Again.

167
00:08:26,554 --> 00:08:27,869
Rip. Snap.

168
00:08:31,041 --> 00:08:32,181
What Do
You Think?

169
00:08:39,203 --> 00:08:42,485
And So The Wolf Said

170
00:08:42,485 --> 00:08:45,042
"Little Pig,
Little Pig.

171
00:08:45,042 --> 00:08:49,113
Let Me In!
Let Me In!"

172
00:08:49,113 --> 00:08:52,350
You Like That Voice?

173
00:08:52,350 --> 00:08:53,486
Why?

174
00:08:53,486 --> 00:08:55,486
You Did It
Different Before.

175
00:08:55,486 --> 00:08:57,955
Well, That Was
A Different Wolf.

176
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It's The Same Story.

177
00:08:59,484 --> 00:09:01,125
You Know, You're Right.

178
00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:04,481
That Was The Wolf From
<I>Little Red Riding Hood.</I>

179
00:09:04,481 --> 00:09:06,798
The One For
<I>The Little Pigs</I>

180
00:09:06,798 --> 00:09:09,801
You Put Your Finger
On My Nose, Remember?

181
00:09:09,801 --> 00:09:11,803
Now Give
A Little Squeeze.

182
00:09:11,803 --> 00:09:13,037
Be Gentle, Now.

183
00:09:13,037 --> 00:09:14,486
Okay, Here We Go.

184
00:09:14,486 --> 00:09:16,307
"Little Pig,
Little Pig.

185
00:09:16,307 --> 00:09:19,143
Let Me In!"

186
00:09:19,143 --> 00:09:23,147
All Right, Let Go
Now Because This
Wolf Has A Cold.

187
00:09:23,147 --> 00:09:24,449
Could We Talk?

188
00:09:24,449 --> 00:09:25,490
Uh, Yeah.

189
00:09:25,490 --> 00:09:27,084
Uh, Here.

190
00:09:27,084 --> 00:09:28,486
What About
The Story?

191
00:09:28,486 --> 00:09:29,854
Don't Worry.

192
00:09:29,854 --> 00:09:32,190
Just Use This
As A Bookmark

193
00:09:32,190 --> 00:09:34,485
And We'll
Get Back To It.

194
00:09:35,927 --> 00:09:38,481
Aah! Ha, Ha.
Ha, Ha.

195
00:09:38,481 --> 00:09:40,898
All Right.
Lay It On Me.

196
00:09:40,898 --> 00:09:42,483
It's About The Baby.

197
00:09:42,483 --> 00:09:46,204
Uh, Your Mother And I
May Not Have A Baby

198
00:09:46,204 --> 00:09:49,874
But I Certainly Hope You Have
Something Waiting In Reserve

199
00:09:49,874 --> 00:09:51,309
To Worry About.

200
00:09:51,309 --> 00:09:54,482
Yeah, I Mean,
What If You Do Have It?

201
00:09:54,482 --> 00:09:58,049
You Are Determined
To Be Unhappy, Aren't You?

202
00:09:58,049 --> 00:10:00,384
My Friend Deidre Has A New Baby.

203
00:10:00,384 --> 00:10:01,953
She Says It's Horrible.

204
00:10:01,953 --> 00:10:04,486
It Cries For No Reason At All

205
00:10:04,486 --> 00:10:08,489
And Dad, Babies Don't Smell
That Good All The Time.

206
00:10:09,861 --> 00:10:12,263
Couldn't
We Forget
About A Baby

207
00:10:12,263 --> 00:10:14,265
And Get A Dog?

208
00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:16,968
I Mean, Dogs Smell Great!

209
00:10:17,969 --> 00:10:19,871
No, They Don't.

210
00:10:19,871 --> 00:10:22,073
They Smell Better
Than Babies Do.

211
00:10:22,073 --> 00:10:23,486
Only To Other Dogs.

212
00:10:23,486 --> 00:10:25,486
Now, Come Here,
Please, Dear.

213
00:10:25,486 --> 00:10:28,486
No Matter What
Comes Into This
Houseelse

214
00:10:28,486 --> 00:10:31,282
You Will Always
Be Loved By Us.

215
00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:33,951
I Know You Worry,
You Complain

216
00:10:33,951 --> 00:10:37,288
You See Problems
Where There Are
Problems
Whatsoever.No

217
00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:39,489
That's The Great
Thing About You.

218
00:10:39,489 --> 00:10:41,025
You Know Why?

219
00:10:41,025 --> 00:10:43,027
You Are Our Vanessa.
Understand?

220
00:10:43,027 --> 00:10:44,486
I Love You, Daddy.

221
00:10:44,486 --> 00:10:46,964
That Makes Me
Feel Real Happy.

222
00:10:46,964 --> 00:10:50,301
Yes, And I Know This
Feeling Shall Pass.

223
00:10:59,389 --> 00:11:01,347
Hi, Clair.

224
00:11:02,348 --> 00:11:03,391
Cliff!

225
00:11:03,391 --> 00:11:05,389
My Favorite
Mother-In-Law.

226
00:11:05,389 --> 00:11:07,754
Oh, Vanessa.

227
00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:09,189
Oh, My Baby.

228
00:11:10,392 --> 00:11:12,453
Girl, You're Getting
Older Every Day.

229
00:11:12,453 --> 00:11:13,633
Doesn't Everyone?

230
00:11:13,633 --> 00:11:15,327
Not Me.

231
00:11:15,327 --> 00:11:16,703
Sit Down, Mom.

232
00:11:16,703 --> 00:11:19,706
We'll Talk
In The Kitchen,
Woman To Woman.

233
00:11:19,706 --> 00:11:22,325
Is Your Mother
Having A Baby, Too?

234
00:11:22,325 --> 00:11:23,877
Come On, Mama

235
00:11:23,877 --> 00:11:25,323
Let's Go.

236
00:11:25,323 --> 00:11:26,913
Clair,
What's The Matter?

237
00:11:26,913 --> 00:11:28,248
I Don't Know.

238
00:11:28,248 --> 00:11:29,332
You Tell Me.

239
00:11:31,430 --> 00:11:32,950
So What's Going On?

240
00:11:32,950 --> 00:11:35,534
Mama, Yesterday
I Touched A Baby.

241
00:11:35,534 --> 00:11:37,602
Is That All?

242
00:11:37,602 --> 00:11:39,871
I Might Want Another One.

243
00:11:39,871 --> 00:11:41,943
You Held It, Huh?

244
00:11:41,943 --> 00:11:42,774
Uh-Huh.

245
00:11:42,774 --> 00:11:43,948
And You Smelled It?

246
00:11:43,948 --> 00:11:44,810
Uh-Huh.

247
00:11:44,810 --> 00:11:45,477
Cliff?

248
00:11:45,477 --> 00:11:46,745
He Wouldn't Smell It.

249
00:11:46,745 --> 00:11:47,946
Smart.

250
00:11:47,946 --> 00:11:49,314
Come On.

251
00:11:49,314 --> 00:11:50,944
Now This Is Serious.

252
00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:52,944
I'm Not
An Impetuous Person

253
00:11:52,944 --> 00:11:55,943
But When You Give Me A Tiny Baby

254
00:11:55,943 --> 00:11:59,591
And It's So Soft And Warm,
And I Hold It...

255
00:11:59,591 --> 00:12:00,859
You Understand.

256
00:12:00,859 --> 00:12:02,461
Yes, It's The Trap.

257
00:12:02,461 --> 00:12:04,362
You, Too, Huh?

258
00:12:04,362 --> 00:12:08,600
When You And Cliff Got Married,
What Did I Say?

259
00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:09,947
"Have A Child."

260
00:12:09,947 --> 00:12:10,949
Why?

261
00:12:10,949 --> 00:12:12,537
Revenge.

262
00:12:13,538 --> 00:12:16,775
If You Want The Joy
Of Children Without The Bother

263
00:12:16,775 --> 00:12:17,945
There's A Simple Answer.

264
00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:19,377
Grandchildren.

265
00:12:19,377 --> 00:12:20,950
They're Perfect.

266
00:12:20,950 --> 00:12:24,316
If You Don't Like Them,
You Go Home.

267
00:12:25,450 --> 00:12:29,554
Mama, Didn't You Want Any More?

268
00:12:29,554 --> 00:12:30,355
Why?

269
00:12:30,355 --> 00:12:32,591
The Older You Are
When They're Born

270
00:12:32,591 --> 00:12:34,893
The Older You Are
When They Return.

271
00:12:34,893 --> 00:12:37,596
They Don't Come Back.

272
00:12:37,596 --> 00:12:39,297
John And
Edna Morton--

273
00:12:39,297 --> 00:12:40,565
You Remember Them?

274
00:12:40,565 --> 00:12:42,952
They Have A Daughter Your Age.

275
00:12:42,952 --> 00:12:44,569
She Came Back.

276
00:12:44,569 --> 00:12:45,952
Her Husband Left Her.

277
00:12:45,952 --> 00:12:48,952
Three Children: 14, 11 And Two.

278
00:12:48,952 --> 00:12:50,947
They All Came Back.

279
00:12:52,241 --> 00:12:54,012
That's One
Isolated Incident.

280
00:12:54,012 --> 00:12:55,680
Ira And Maxine
Davenport

281
00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:58,817
Have A Son 45.

282
00:12:58,817 --> 00:13:00,151
His Wife Died.

283
00:13:00,151 --> 00:13:04,244
He Comes Home Bringing
Two Boys, 23 And 21.

284
00:13:06,024 --> 00:13:08,026
None Of Them Are Working.

285
00:13:08,026 --> 00:13:09,243
Oh...

286
00:13:09,243 --> 00:13:11,896
Okay, So That's
Two Isolated Incidents.

287
00:13:11,896 --> 00:13:14,245
Sidney And
Ramona Hufnagle.

288
00:13:14,245 --> 00:13:16,242
Unmarried
Comes
Home...Daughter

289
00:13:16,242 --> 00:13:19,244
Do You Go Around
Collecting These Stories?

290
00:13:19,244 --> 00:13:21,237
They're Not Just Stories.
They Happen.

291
00:13:21,237 --> 00:13:26,243
Don't Let It Happen To You.

292
00:13:26,243 --> 00:13:28,244
How's The Feeling Now?

293
00:13:28,244 --> 00:13:30,615
Less.

294
00:13:30,615 --> 00:13:32,550
Take My Advice:
Grandchildren.

295
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:33,885
Grandma!

296
00:13:33,885 --> 00:13:35,236
Hello.

297
00:13:35,236 --> 00:13:36,621
Sixteen.

298
00:13:37,889 --> 00:13:41,092
You'll Have One For
Your Mama, Won't You?

299
00:13:41,092 --> 00:13:42,238
What?

300
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,561
A Baby.

301
00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:44,729
Sure.

302
00:13:44,729 --> 00:13:46,097
Grandmother:
Promise?

303
00:13:46,097 --> 00:13:48,166
Yeah.

304
00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:50,236
Wait.

305
00:13:50,236 --> 00:13:52,537
Can I Finish
High School First?

306
00:13:54,244 --> 00:13:57,236
Come On. Come On.
No, No.

307
00:13:57,236 --> 00:13:58,810
No, No, No.

308
00:13:58,810 --> 00:14:00,241
Don't Even Try It!

309
00:14:00,241 --> 00:14:02,547
You Blew It Again.

310
00:14:02,547 --> 00:14:04,237
All Right.

311
00:14:04,237 --> 00:14:05,583
Cliff:
Look Out.

312
00:14:10,021 --> 00:14:12,238
That Puts Me
Two Ahead, Dad.

313
00:14:12,238 --> 00:14:14,959
You Don't Want
To Call A Foul?

314
00:14:16,027 --> 00:14:18,236
Tired?

315
00:14:18,236 --> 00:14:20,565
No, But If You Need Rest...

316
00:14:20,565 --> 00:14:25,236
When I Was Your Age, We Played
From Sunup To Sundown.

317
00:14:25,236 --> 00:14:28,640
When It Got Dark,
We Carried Candles In Our Hand.

318
00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:32,043
Did You Get Enough Rest,
Or You Want To Talk Some More?

319
00:14:32,043 --> 00:14:35,046
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha.

320
00:14:35,046 --> 00:14:36,243
All Right.

321
00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:38,243
You Better
Be Alert Now.

322
00:14:38,243 --> 00:14:40,785
So You're Up
By Two, Right?

323
00:14:40,785 --> 00:14:42,887
I Score Two To Tie.

324
00:14:47,237 --> 00:14:48,626
Hey!

325
00:15:04,245 --> 00:15:07,236
You're Not Going
For That One?

326
00:15:07,236 --> 00:15:08,646
Huh?

327
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,048
All Right. Hey!

328
00:15:13,236 --> 00:15:14,552
Foul!

329
00:15:14,552 --> 00:15:15,887
No Way!

330
00:15:15,887 --> 00:15:17,236
Foul!

331
00:15:17,236 --> 00:15:18,556
Foul.

332
00:15:18,556 --> 00:15:20,558
That Was
A Plain Miss.

333
00:15:20,558 --> 00:15:21,726
Foul. All Over Me.

334
00:15:21,726 --> 00:15:24,238
It's A Wonder
I Can Get Up.

335
00:15:24,238 --> 00:15:26,238
How Come
You're The Referee?

336
00:15:26,238 --> 00:15:29,000
I'm Not. Just Give Me The Ball.

337
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,001
It's Not Fair.

338
00:15:30,001 --> 00:15:33,171
Take It Up With
The League Commissioner, Okay?

339
00:15:33,171 --> 00:15:34,241
But That's You, Too.

340
00:15:34,241 --> 00:15:35,873
Give Me
The Ball.

341
00:15:35,873 --> 00:15:37,243
All Right.
And Now

342
00:15:37,243 --> 00:15:42,237
Dr. H. Has To Make
These Two Foul Shots To Tie You.

343
00:15:42,237 --> 00:15:44,239
And So, Here We Go.

344
00:15:52,590 --> 00:15:54,592
Could You
Move It Along?

345
00:15:54,592 --> 00:15:57,629
I've Got School In 12 Hours.

346
00:16:06,244 --> 00:16:08,640
One More To Tie.

347
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,237
Just Shoot The Ball.

348
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:11,643
Hey!

349
00:16:11,643 --> 00:16:13,245
Heh, Heh, Heh, Heh.

350
00:16:15,236 --> 00:16:20,240
And Now To Embarrass My Son,
I Will Make It Without Looking.

351
00:16:37,168 --> 00:16:39,236
Now...

352
00:16:39,236 --> 00:16:42,974
Young Huxtable
Has A Chance To Win

353
00:16:42,974 --> 00:16:45,239
Because This Basket

354
00:16:45,239 --> 00:16:47,242
Wins It All.

355
00:16:47,242 --> 00:16:49,242
However, There's
One Thing Missing.

356
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:56,238
He Has Never Beaten His Father
In All His Life <I>Ever!</I>

357
00:16:56,238 --> 00:16:58,239
Heh, Heh,
Heh, Heh.

358
00:16:58,239 --> 00:16:59,657
So Serious...

359
00:16:59,657 --> 00:17:01,238
Don't Even Try It!

360
00:17:01,238 --> 00:17:03,236
Don't Even
Think About It!

361
00:17:04,236 --> 00:17:05,563
You...

362
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:09,236
I Won! Hey!

363
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:13,238
Waah-Hah!

364
00:17:13,238 --> 00:17:15,236
Ha, Ha, Ha!

365
00:17:15,236 --> 00:17:17,236
I Won, Dad! I Won!

366
00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:19,244
I Was There
When You Won.

367
00:17:19,244 --> 00:17:21,241
I Saw It. It's Okay.

368
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,648
You've Beat Me
Hundreds Of Times.

369
00:17:23,648 --> 00:17:24,916
Yes, Indeed.

370
00:17:24,916 --> 00:17:26,236
Don't Help Me.

371
00:17:26,236 --> 00:17:27,719
I'll Get Up Myself.

372
00:17:27,719 --> 00:17:29,721
Look At It This Way.

373
00:17:29,721 --> 00:17:32,056
If You Have
Another Kid Now

374
00:17:32,056 --> 00:17:34,058
You'd Never
Beat Him Once.

375
00:17:34,058 --> 00:17:35,241
Mom, Guess What?

376
00:17:35,241 --> 00:17:38,730
You Don't Have To Yell
And Tell Everybody Everything.

377
00:17:43,901 --> 00:17:45,236
Clair.

378
00:17:50,708 --> 00:17:52,043
Clair!

379
00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:10,241
Clair!

380
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:15,733
Oops.

381
00:18:16,968 --> 00:18:18,736
You Can't Sleep, Huh?

382
00:18:20,236 --> 00:18:21,672
Neither
Can I.

383
00:18:21,672 --> 00:18:24,675
See, There's Something
I Got To Tell You.

384
00:18:24,675 --> 00:18:26,236
A Clair...

385
00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:28,679
I'm Old, Clair.

386
00:18:31,749 --> 00:18:34,886
And Clair, So Are You.

387
00:18:34,886 --> 00:18:36,241
You're Old, Too.

388
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,237
What?

389
00:18:38,237 --> 00:18:40,240
I'm Sorry To Tell You That.

390
00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:41,692
Oh, Cliff.

391
00:18:41,692 --> 00:18:45,696
You Didn't Wake Me
Up At Three O'clock
In The Morning

392
00:18:45,696 --> 00:18:47,732
To Tell Me I'm Old?

393
00:18:47,732 --> 00:18:50,067
I've Known About It For Hours

394
00:18:50,067 --> 00:18:52,244
Since Theo Beat Me
At Basketball.

395
00:18:52,244 --> 00:18:56,236
I Tried To Protect You
As Long As I Could.

396
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:58,237
What Are You Talking About?

397
00:18:58,237 --> 00:19:01,242
Well, I'm Just
Talking About This Baby.

398
00:19:01,242 --> 00:19:03,147
I Mean

399
00:19:03,147 --> 00:19:05,244
When We Had Our First Child

400
00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:09,053
We Had Our Whole Life
Ahead Of Us.

401
00:19:09,053 --> 00:19:11,241
If We Had One Now

402
00:19:11,241 --> 00:19:14,244
By The Time
That Child Leaves Home

403
00:19:14,244 --> 00:19:17,240
We Will Be Ready To Go To One.

404
00:19:18,245 --> 00:19:19,964
Cliff...

405
00:19:21,799 --> 00:19:24,243
You Know This Feeling
I've Been Having?

406
00:19:24,243 --> 00:19:27,772
Listen, Don't You Remember
How When We Were Young

407
00:19:27,772 --> 00:19:31,876
We Planned Ahead And Said
We Were Going To Go Places--

408
00:19:31,876 --> 00:19:34,545
We Would Take Cruises
Around The World.

409
00:19:34,545 --> 00:19:38,549
We Were Going To Go To Cairo
And See The Pyramids.

410
00:19:38,549 --> 00:19:42,553
If We Have Another Child,
By The Time We Get There

411
00:19:42,553 --> 00:19:45,957
The Pyramids Will Be Too
Small For Our Eyes.

412
00:19:45,957 --> 00:19:48,659
It's A Very Deep
And Urgent Feeling.

413
00:19:48,659 --> 00:19:53,239
But We Said We Were
Going To Go To Paris

414
00:19:53,239 --> 00:19:56,667
We Were Going Strolling
On The Champs Elysees

415
00:19:56,667 --> 00:20:01,606
And I'm Telling You, If We Wait,
We'll Be Too Old To Stroll.

416
00:20:01,606 --> 00:20:02,940
It's Just A Feeling.

417
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:05,543
Like All Feelings, It Will Fade.

418
00:20:05,543 --> 00:20:08,112
We Were Going To Go To Rome...

419
00:20:08,112 --> 00:20:09,614
It Will Fade?

420
00:20:09,614 --> 00:20:12,683
I've Decided
I Don't Want Another Baby.

421
00:20:12,683 --> 00:20:13,551
Really?

422
00:20:13,551 --> 00:20:15,236
I Thought I Did

423
00:20:15,236 --> 00:20:17,555
Because I Thought
Having Another Child

424
00:20:17,555 --> 00:20:19,557
Would Make My Life Better.

425
00:20:19,557 --> 00:20:21,893
Then I Thought,
"Better Than What?"

426
00:20:21,893 --> 00:20:23,244
My Life's Already Perfect.

427
00:20:23,244 --> 00:20:26,244
I've Got A Great Job,
A Wonderful Family

428
00:20:26,244 --> 00:20:28,065
And A Loving Husband.

429
00:20:28,065 --> 00:20:29,066
Mmm, Clair...

430
00:20:29,066 --> 00:20:30,735
Who Thinks I'm Old.

431
00:20:30,735 --> 00:20:33,704
I Just Said That
To Get Your Attention.

432
00:20:33,704 --> 00:20:35,706
Yes, You Did Say That.

433
00:20:35,706 --> 00:20:37,041
No...

434
00:20:37,041 --> 00:20:38,241
Are You Old?

435
00:20:38,241 --> 00:20:39,241
Well, No.

436
00:20:39,241 --> 00:20:40,544
Theo Cheats.

437
00:20:42,236 --> 00:20:43,614
Theo Cheats?

438
00:20:43,614 --> 00:20:46,241
Well, He Improves
When I'm Not Looking.

439
00:20:48,241 --> 00:20:51,656
So When Do We
Start Our Travels?

440
00:20:51,656 --> 00:20:55,917
Well, I Figure Rudy Will
Enter College In 13 Years

441
00:20:55,917 --> 00:20:59,358
And We Can Start
The Day After.

442
00:21:01,703 --> 00:21:03,396
Good Night, Cliff.

443
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:04,701
Good Night, Dear.