1 00:00:50,446 --> 00:00:52,881 Rudy: Vanessa! 2 00:00:52,881 --> 00:00:55,851 Vanessa! 3 00:00:57,453 --> 00:00:59,024 (Angrily) Vanessa! 4 00:01:00,489 --> 00:01:04,693 Vanessa: Mom, Tell Rudy To Stop Saying My Name! 5 00:01:04,693 --> 00:01:05,728 Cliff? 6 00:01:05,728 --> 00:01:09,021 She Said, "Mom," Dear, Not "Dad." 7 00:01:09,021 --> 00:01:12,334 That's Why They Have Different Names For Us-- 8 00:01:12,334 --> 00:01:15,024 So They Can Get Who They Want. 9 00:01:15,024 --> 00:01:17,573 But I'm Doing Our Books. 10 00:01:17,573 --> 00:01:18,774 I'll Do Them. 11 00:01:18,774 --> 00:01:20,843 You? You Hate Doing Books. 12 00:01:20,843 --> 00:01:24,346 When I See The Joy You Get From Doing Them 13 00:01:24,346 --> 00:01:27,683 I Want To Do Books, Too. 14 00:01:27,683 --> 00:01:29,021 Vanessa! 15 00:01:29,021 --> 00:01:30,352 Vanessa: Mom! 16 00:01:30,352 --> 00:01:31,620 ♪ Clair. ♪ 17 00:01:31,620 --> 00:01:32,655 Cliff. 18 00:01:32,655 --> 00:01:35,658 Should I Destroy Them Now? 19 00:01:35,658 --> 00:01:37,023 Do Something. 20 00:01:37,023 --> 00:01:38,327 Rudy?! 21 00:01:38,327 --> 00:01:39,595 Yes?! 22 00:01:39,595 --> 00:01:41,830 This Is Your Father Talking. 23 00:01:41,830 --> 00:01:44,566 Get Down On Your Hands And Knees. 24 00:01:44,566 --> 00:01:48,028 Now Put Your Ear To The Floor. 25 00:01:49,571 --> 00:01:51,028 Can You Hear Me? 26 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:52,574 Rudy: Yes! 27 00:01:52,574 --> 00:01:57,028 All Right. I'm Going To Say This Only One Time: 28 00:01:57,028 --> 00:01:58,714 Stop It! 29 00:01:59,882 --> 00:02:03,026 The Secret To Handling Rudy Is Just Ignore Her. 30 00:02:03,026 --> 00:02:05,521 After That, Your Life Becomes Free. 31 00:02:05,521 --> 00:02:08,924 Spoken Like A Person With No Children. 32 00:02:15,024 --> 00:02:16,432 Listen. 33 00:02:16,432 --> 00:02:17,766 Cliff: Hmm? 34 00:02:17,766 --> 00:02:19,024 It's Quiet. 35 00:02:19,024 --> 00:02:21,027 Dad Has Spoken. 36 00:02:21,027 --> 00:02:24,840 There Will Be Peace In The Valley. 37 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,442 Rudy: Vanessa! 38 00:02:26,442 --> 00:02:27,843 Vanessa: Mom! 39 00:02:32,648 --> 00:02:34,027 Dad's Off The Couch. 40 00:02:34,027 --> 00:02:36,021 He's Moving In... 41 00:02:36,021 --> 00:02:37,920 Look Out! 42 00:02:39,026 --> 00:02:40,522 Daa! 43 00:02:40,522 --> 00:02:42,825 Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha! 44 00:02:42,825 --> 00:02:45,561 Now Where Are You Going? 45 00:02:45,561 --> 00:02:47,027 To The Bathroom. 46 00:02:47,027 --> 00:02:50,966 I Don't Think You Have To Go. 47 00:02:50,966 --> 00:02:53,030 What If You're Wrong? 48 00:02:53,030 --> 00:02:58,025 Then The Three Of Us Will Soon Find Out, Won't We? 49 00:02:58,025 --> 00:03:01,343 You Are Bothering The Princess Vanessa 50 00:03:01,343 --> 00:03:02,611 Aren't You? 51 00:03:02,611 --> 00:03:03,946 No, Daddy. 52 00:03:03,946 --> 00:03:08,717 Is It Your Voice That I Hear That's Saying, "Vanessa"? 53 00:03:08,717 --> 00:03:09,585 Yes. 54 00:03:09,585 --> 00:03:11,353 Is It Your Throat 55 00:03:11,353 --> 00:03:16,025 That's Allowing Your Voice To Say, "Vanessa"? 56 00:03:16,025 --> 00:03:16,792 Yes. 57 00:03:16,792 --> 00:03:20,021 Is It Your Brain That Tells Your Throat 58 00:03:20,021 --> 00:03:23,432 To Let The Voice Say, "Vanessa"? 59 00:03:23,432 --> 00:03:24,800 Yes. 60 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:26,668 Then You Are Bothering Vanessa. 61 00:03:26,668 --> 00:03:29,025 No, She's Bothering Me. 62 00:03:29,025 --> 00:03:29,738 How? 63 00:03:29,738 --> 00:03:34,023 By Not Answering When I Say, "Vanessa." 64 00:03:34,023 --> 00:03:36,412 I'm Trying To Do My Homework 65 00:03:36,412 --> 00:03:38,023 And She's Bothering Me. 66 00:03:38,023 --> 00:03:39,348 I Understand That. 67 00:03:39,348 --> 00:03:42,027 I'm Going To Separate You Two 68 00:03:42,027 --> 00:03:45,687 And You'll Have The Room To Yourself. 69 00:03:45,687 --> 00:03:47,322 Do You Understand? 70 00:03:47,322 --> 00:03:49,458 Okay? 71 00:03:49,458 --> 00:03:51,021 Okay. 72 00:03:52,594 --> 00:03:53,829 Now, Listen. 73 00:03:53,829 --> 00:03:57,966 You Know You Love To Play In Mom And Dad's Room. 74 00:03:57,966 --> 00:04:00,030 Dad's Got A Biggie For You. 75 00:04:00,030 --> 00:04:02,671 You Can Play In Our Room 76 00:04:02,671 --> 00:04:05,607 Until Dad Comes To Get You, Okay? 77 00:04:05,607 --> 00:04:06,842 Oh, Boy! 78 00:04:09,155 --> 00:04:10,489 Hey! 79 00:04:10,489 --> 00:04:13,159 Hi, Mom. 80 00:04:13,159 --> 00:04:14,782 Hey, Dad. 81 00:04:14,782 --> 00:04:17,787 Hey! What Time Does School Let Out? 82 00:04:17,787 --> 00:04:19,265 3:00. 83 00:04:19,265 --> 00:04:21,200 Cliff: Hey! 84 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:22,568 What Time Is It? 85 00:04:22,568 --> 00:04:24,570 5:00. 86 00:04:24,570 --> 00:04:25,787 Hey. 87 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:30,077 Want To Talk About Two Missing Hours? 88 00:04:30,077 --> 00:04:32,376 I've Been Going To Football Tryouts. 89 00:04:32,376 --> 00:04:35,376 Today I Found Out I Made The Team. 90 00:04:35,376 --> 00:04:36,817 See, Look-- 91 00:04:36,817 --> 00:04:39,687 Here's Some Of Our Plays. 92 00:04:39,687 --> 00:04:44,024 Me And The Guys Decided To Go For Football And Goof Around. 93 00:04:44,024 --> 00:04:47,376 But The First Day, Sammy And Mouth Got Cut. 94 00:04:47,376 --> 00:04:50,378 The Next Day, Joel And Cockroach Got Bounced. 95 00:04:50,378 --> 00:04:51,382 Who? 96 00:04:51,382 --> 00:04:52,384 Cockroach. 97 00:04:52,384 --> 00:04:55,903 I Figured I'd Be Next, So I Didn't Tell You. 98 00:04:55,903 --> 00:04:58,038 But They Never Cut Me. 99 00:04:58,038 --> 00:05:01,008 They Kept Me. I'm On The Team. 100 00:05:01,008 --> 00:05:02,381 Get Out Of Here. 101 00:05:02,381 --> 00:05:04,245 Really! 102 00:05:04,245 --> 00:05:06,247 It's The "Thirty-One Sweep." 103 00:05:06,247 --> 00:05:08,249 I Ran This In College. 104 00:05:08,249 --> 00:05:11,376 Back When They Didn't Wear Face Masks. 105 00:05:11,376 --> 00:05:14,385 Is That What Happened To Your Nose? 106 00:05:16,381 --> 00:05:18,382 (Giggle) 107 00:05:18,382 --> 00:05:21,862 A Small Price To Pay For A First Down. 108 00:05:21,862 --> 00:05:23,697 It's Okay If I Play? 109 00:05:23,697 --> 00:05:26,100 This Won't Interfere With Schoolwork? 110 00:05:26,100 --> 00:05:30,104 Mom, I'm Going To Work Real Hard... At Everything. 111 00:05:30,104 --> 00:05:31,380 All Right. 112 00:05:34,241 --> 00:05:36,243 You'd Better Do Your Homework. 113 00:05:36,243 --> 00:05:37,878 Right, Dad. No Problem. 114 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:41,115 Happy? 115 00:05:47,578 --> 00:05:48,904 My Boy. 116 00:05:50,314 --> 00:05:52,899 My... Son. 117 00:05:53,904 --> 00:05:55,899 Football. 118 00:05:55,899 --> 00:05:56,908 Football. 119 00:05:56,908 --> 00:05:59,256 My Son. My Boy. 120 00:05:59,256 --> 00:06:01,225 In The Stands: 121 00:06:01,225 --> 00:06:02,899 "Is That Your Son?" 122 00:06:02,899 --> 00:06:04,628 "Yes, That's My Boy." 123 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:09,899 "Is He The One Running Down The Field For The Touchdown 124 00:06:09,899 --> 00:06:12,503 With The Name Huxtable On The Back?" 125 00:06:12,503 --> 00:06:13,899 "That's My Son. 126 00:06:13,899 --> 00:06:17,775 "I Would Have Done It Myself, But I'm Too Old Now 127 00:06:17,775 --> 00:06:20,644 So I Passed The Business On To Him." 128 00:06:20,644 --> 00:06:21,900 Huxtable And Son. 129 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:23,514 Yes, Indeed. 130 00:06:23,514 --> 00:06:25,216 Go To Dinners: 131 00:06:25,216 --> 00:06:29,253 "And The Athlete Of The Century: Young Huxtable. 132 00:06:29,253 --> 00:06:33,557 "Sitting Next To Him Was The Athlete Of The Old Century 133 00:06:33,557 --> 00:06:35,493 Old Huxtable." 134 00:06:35,493 --> 00:06:36,899 My Son. 135 00:06:36,899 --> 00:06:41,298 I'm Telling You, My Prayers Have Been Answered 136 00:06:41,298 --> 00:06:44,900 And The Circle Will Not Be Broken. 137 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:52,720 This May Be Impossible 138 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:54,522 But Do You Think You Can Calm Down? 139 00:06:54,522 --> 00:06:56,972 Calm? Sure. Perfectly Calm. 140 00:06:59,838 --> 00:07:02,908 Cliff, Your Eyes Are Dancing. 141 00:07:02,908 --> 00:07:04,309 Are They? 142 00:07:04,309 --> 00:07:05,428 Mm-Hmm. 143 00:07:05,428 --> 00:07:07,079 Let Me See. 144 00:07:09,214 --> 00:07:11,424 They Are. 145 00:07:11,424 --> 00:07:12,351 Yes, They Are. 146 00:07:12,351 --> 00:07:13,429 They Are Dancing! 147 00:07:13,429 --> 00:07:14,920 Sit Down. 148 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:17,056 No. Do Me A Favor. 149 00:07:17,056 --> 00:07:18,257 Say It Again. 150 00:07:18,257 --> 00:07:20,424 I Want To See Them Dance. 151 00:07:20,424 --> 00:07:21,727 Say It! 152 00:07:21,727 --> 00:07:23,028 Football. 153 00:07:23,028 --> 00:07:24,830 There They Go! 154 00:07:33,426 --> 00:07:36,426 Okay, Now, Who Is This? 155 00:07:36,426 --> 00:07:38,043 You. Again. 156 00:07:38,043 --> 00:07:40,421 Well, At Least You Could Look... 157 00:07:40,421 --> 00:07:42,147 You Know. All Right 158 00:07:42,147 --> 00:07:46,427 Here We Go: The Groverton Game. 1958. 159 00:07:46,427 --> 00:07:48,424 Backfield Of Harry Jefferson 160 00:07:48,424 --> 00:07:52,958 Don Consul, Toby Wilson And Me. 161 00:07:52,958 --> 00:07:54,960 We Are Down By Six Points 162 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:58,429 800,000 People In The Stands 163 00:07:58,429 --> 00:08:00,426 Three Seconds Left To Go 164 00:08:00,426 --> 00:08:03,421 Our Ball On Their Two-Yard Line 165 00:08:03,421 --> 00:08:06,004 And Who Did They Go To? 166 00:08:06,004 --> 00:08:07,372 Toby Wilson. 167 00:08:07,372 --> 00:08:10,742 Right! And We Lost! 168 00:08:12,277 --> 00:08:13,846 Should Have Gone To You. 169 00:08:13,846 --> 00:08:15,114 That's Right. 170 00:08:15,114 --> 00:08:17,783 When We Went To The Class Reunion 171 00:08:17,783 --> 00:08:19,251 People Didn't Say 172 00:08:19,251 --> 00:08:22,087 "How You Doing? You Look Wonderful." 173 00:08:22,087 --> 00:08:24,723 First Thing Out Of Their Mouths Was 174 00:08:24,723 --> 00:08:27,421 "They Should Have Gone To You." 175 00:08:27,421 --> 00:08:29,429 For The Past Two Hours 176 00:08:29,429 --> 00:08:31,330 It's Been Football Non-Stop. 177 00:08:31,330 --> 00:08:32,423 Theo's Half Mine. 178 00:08:32,423 --> 00:08:34,424 I Might Have Plans For Him. 179 00:08:34,424 --> 00:08:36,301 Like What? 180 00:08:36,301 --> 00:08:39,771 Like Follow In My Footsteps And Become A Lawyer. 181 00:08:39,771 --> 00:08:44,422 No Better Way To Prepare For Law Than Football. 182 00:08:44,422 --> 00:08:46,423 Wait A Minute. Time Out. 183 00:08:46,423 --> 00:08:50,082 What I'm Saying Is Like Me In Med School. 184 00:08:50,082 --> 00:08:53,085 Now, Final Exams 185 00:08:53,085 --> 00:08:54,820 People Are Running 186 00:08:54,820 --> 00:08:56,788 Up And Down The Hallway 187 00:08:56,788 --> 00:08:59,791 Jumping Out Of Windows, Setting Themselves On Fire 188 00:08:59,791 --> 00:09:03,795 "Oh, My Goodness, I Don't Know What I'm Going To Do." 189 00:09:03,795 --> 00:09:06,131 Me, I'm Dancing In The Hallways 190 00:09:06,131 --> 00:09:09,134 Saying, "Pour It On. Give Me Tougher Exams. 191 00:09:09,134 --> 00:09:13,205 What? Is This The Best You Can Hand Me?" 192 00:09:13,205 --> 00:09:14,206 People Said 193 00:09:14,206 --> 00:09:15,423 "You're Not Scared?" 194 00:09:15,423 --> 00:09:16,742 I Said, "No." 195 00:09:16,742 --> 00:09:18,010 They Said, "Why?" 196 00:09:18,010 --> 00:09:20,421 I Said, "Football." 197 00:09:20,421 --> 00:09:23,749 I Read An Article About Teenage Boys And Football. 198 00:09:23,749 --> 00:09:26,919 Know What They Said Their Biggest Problem Is? 199 00:09:26,919 --> 00:09:29,321 Naughty Cheerleaders On The Bus. 200 00:09:31,723 --> 00:09:32,727 Fathers. 201 00:09:32,727 --> 00:09:36,730 Look, I Am Not Going To Put Pressure On The Boy. 202 00:09:36,730 --> 00:09:39,667 If He's Good, Great. 203 00:09:39,667 --> 00:09:40,886 If He's Bad... 204 00:09:42,336 --> 00:09:45,886 But If He Quits, He's Dead. 205 00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:47,307 Dad. 206 00:09:47,307 --> 00:09:48,742 My Boy. 207 00:09:48,742 --> 00:09:51,812 Can You Give Me Some Football Pointers? 208 00:09:51,812 --> 00:09:55,783 Son, I'll Be Happy To Teach You All I Know. 209 00:09:55,783 --> 00:09:57,173 Cliff. 210 00:09:57,173 --> 00:09:59,976 Of Course, It's Been A Long Time. 211 00:09:59,976 --> 00:10:00,877 After Dinner. 212 00:10:00,877 --> 00:10:03,279 About The Game Of Football. 213 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:05,404 Is Rudy Coming? 214 00:10:05,404 --> 00:10:06,816 I Haven't Seen Her. 215 00:10:06,816 --> 00:10:10,404 I Forgot. I Left Her Up In The Room. 216 00:10:14,224 --> 00:10:15,407 Huh? 217 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:17,927 Ready! Thirty-Five! Hut! 218 00:10:17,927 --> 00:10:19,404 Play! 219 00:10:26,169 --> 00:10:29,407 Cliff: What Do You Mean, I Forgot About You? 220 00:10:29,407 --> 00:10:31,774 It's Only Been A Few Hours. 221 00:10:31,774 --> 00:10:33,109 Nobody Likes Me. 222 00:10:33,109 --> 00:10:34,404 Are You Kidding? 223 00:10:34,404 --> 00:10:36,079 Everybody's Waiting For You. 224 00:10:36,079 --> 00:10:39,082 Vanessa Refused To Eat Until You Showed Up. 225 00:10:39,082 --> 00:10:40,405 Great Dinner, Mom. 226 00:10:40,405 --> 00:10:41,884 It Was Delicious. 227 00:10:41,884 --> 00:10:45,054 All Right, Then Just The Two Of Us 228 00:10:45,054 --> 00:10:48,258 Will Sit Down And Have A Lovely Dinner. 229 00:10:48,258 --> 00:10:50,412 I Don't Eat With Fibbers! 230 00:10:52,862 --> 00:10:54,097 I'll Get Her. 231 00:10:54,097 --> 00:10:58,408 Well, The Fibber Will Just Have To Eat Alone. 232 00:11:17,823 --> 00:11:20,292 Are You Really Going To Wear That? 233 00:11:20,292 --> 00:11:24,970 This Is A Real Football Uniform-- 234 00:11:24,970 --> 00:11:27,968 The Kind That Men Wore. 235 00:11:27,968 --> 00:11:32,571 This Is All The Protection We Needed. 236 00:11:32,571 --> 00:11:35,374 Tell Him How You Were CarriedOff The Field. 237 00:11:35,374 --> 00:11:38,510 Only To Get Your Attention. 238 00:11:39,678 --> 00:11:42,973 My Boy, You Are About To Become A Part 239 00:11:42,973 --> 00:11:45,973 Of The Huxtable Tradition. 240 00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:48,975 Starting With Your Great Great Grandfather-- 241 00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:52,358 General Theo Huxtable. 242 00:11:52,358 --> 00:11:55,527 My Great Great Grandfather Was A General? 243 00:11:55,527 --> 00:11:58,664 No, That Was His Nickname. 244 00:11:58,664 --> 00:11:59,732 General? 245 00:11:59,732 --> 00:12:03,702 He Gave It To Himself Because He Was A Big Man 246 00:12:03,702 --> 00:12:05,704 And A Man That Size 247 00:12:05,704 --> 00:12:08,977 When He Said, "Call Me General" Everybody Said, "Okay." 248 00:12:08,977 --> 00:12:10,968 So Here We Go. 249 00:12:10,968 --> 00:12:12,644 Hey, That's Real Interesting. 250 00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:13,975 Tell Me More. 251 00:12:13,975 --> 00:12:15,975 No, We Don't Have Time. 252 00:12:15,975 --> 00:12:18,617 We Have To Get Out There. 253 00:12:18,617 --> 00:12:19,968 Here We Go! 254 00:12:19,968 --> 00:12:21,487 Hut Two! 255 00:12:21,487 --> 00:12:23,555 No, Don't Rub It. 256 00:12:23,555 --> 00:12:25,970 That's The Calcium Deposit Building Up. 257 00:12:25,970 --> 00:12:27,459 Play Ball! 258 00:12:27,459 --> 00:12:29,971 Hut! Hut! Hut! 259 00:12:29,971 --> 00:12:31,630 (Groan) 260 00:12:31,630 --> 00:12:33,565 Move The Feet! Move The Feet! 261 00:12:33,565 --> 00:12:36,968 General, I'm Sending You One. 262 00:12:39,697 --> 00:12:41,697 Rudy? 263 00:12:41,697 --> 00:12:47,113 Rudy, Please Talk To Me. 264 00:12:47,113 --> 00:12:48,842 I Could Come In, If You Like. 265 00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:01,940 Hi. 266 00:13:03,228 --> 00:13:06,231 You Know, Rudy, You've Really Got It Rough. 267 00:13:06,231 --> 00:13:08,577 You're The Youngest In The Family 268 00:13:08,577 --> 00:13:11,581 And Nobody Wants To Play With You. 269 00:13:11,581 --> 00:13:14,439 They Tease You. 270 00:13:14,439 --> 00:13:17,309 You Wonder If There's Anything Worse Than Being Five. 271 00:13:17,309 --> 00:13:18,582 There Is-- 272 00:13:18,582 --> 00:13:20,412 Four. 273 00:13:20,412 --> 00:13:22,281 Five Is Better Than Four? 274 00:13:22,281 --> 00:13:24,216 Yes. They're Babies. 275 00:13:24,216 --> 00:13:27,052 So Be Proud Of Being Five-- 276 00:13:27,052 --> 00:13:28,577 Like "Yay, Five." 277 00:13:28,577 --> 00:13:32,581 Think Of All The Things Five-Year-Olds Can Do. 278 00:13:32,581 --> 00:13:35,160 You Can Tie Your Own Shoelaces. 279 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,577 You Can Dial The Phone... 280 00:13:37,577 --> 00:13:38,897 Go To Kindergarten. 281 00:13:38,897 --> 00:13:41,166 Last Year You Couldn't Do That. 282 00:13:41,166 --> 00:13:44,436 Because I Was Nothing. 283 00:13:44,436 --> 00:13:46,585 No, You Were Never Nothing. 284 00:13:46,585 --> 00:13:48,440 You Just Weren't Five. 285 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:49,585 I'm Five Now. 286 00:13:49,585 --> 00:13:53,212 And You Can Do Things You Couldn't Do Before. 287 00:13:53,212 --> 00:13:54,583 What About That? 288 00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:57,950 Yay, Five. 289 00:13:57,950 --> 00:14:00,152 Yay, Five. 290 00:14:00,152 --> 00:14:02,387 Mommy, How Old Are You? 291 00:14:02,387 --> 00:14:03,577 Old. 292 00:14:03,577 --> 00:14:05,424 Yay, Old. 293 00:14:14,233 --> 00:14:16,235 All Right, Just Remember-- 294 00:14:16,235 --> 00:14:18,577 Keep Your Center Of Gravity Low 295 00:14:18,577 --> 00:14:20,072 Shoulders Square. 296 00:14:20,072 --> 00:14:22,074 Got It, Dad. You've Got It. 297 00:14:22,074 --> 00:14:23,581 Take A Shower. 298 00:14:25,244 --> 00:14:29,081 Dad, You Really Showed Me A Lot Out There. 299 00:14:29,081 --> 00:14:32,582 You've Got Some Great Moves For A Guy Your Age. 300 00:14:32,582 --> 00:14:35,888 I Figure I Won't Completely Fall Apart 301 00:14:35,888 --> 00:14:38,156 Until Next Week Sometime. 302 00:14:40,577 --> 00:14:42,578 How Does He Look? 303 00:14:46,531 --> 00:14:49,368 Cliff, Your Eyes. 304 00:14:49,368 --> 00:14:53,538 I Don't Think They're Going To Dance For A While. 305 00:14:55,073 --> 00:14:56,581 Tell Me About It. 306 00:14:56,581 --> 00:15:00,879 I Went Out There With No Preconceived Ideas. 307 00:15:00,879 --> 00:15:02,881 Do You Understand? 308 00:15:02,881 --> 00:15:07,219 I Just Wanted To See What The Boy Has. 309 00:15:07,219 --> 00:15:10,222 The Boy Has Nothing. 310 00:15:11,585 --> 00:15:13,458 He Made The Team. 311 00:15:13,458 --> 00:15:17,129 There Are 45 People On The Football Team. 312 00:15:17,129 --> 00:15:19,581 Only 22 Of Them Get To Play. 313 00:15:19,581 --> 00:15:24,583 The Other 23 Are To Keep The Bench From Flying Up In The Air 314 00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:27,272 When The Real Players Go Out There. 315 00:15:27,272 --> 00:15:28,585 Start From The Beginning. 316 00:15:28,585 --> 00:15:31,310 We Get Out To The Field. 317 00:15:31,310 --> 00:15:33,912 The Boy Snatches The Ball From Me 318 00:15:33,912 --> 00:15:37,586 Runs Down To The End Zone, Spikes The Ball 319 00:15:37,586 --> 00:15:41,585 And Then Starts To Do Some Kind Of Dance. 320 00:15:41,585 --> 00:15:43,583 For 20 Minutes He Danced. 321 00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:46,925 I Thought Rain Was Going To Fall. 322 00:15:48,493 --> 00:15:51,330 Then The Boy Comes Running Back 323 00:15:51,330 --> 00:15:56,586 And Says To Me, "How Do You Like My Dance For After I Score?" 324 00:15:56,586 --> 00:15:58,579 I Said, "Great!" 325 00:15:58,579 --> 00:16:02,040 The Boy Is Not Going To Score. 326 00:16:05,410 --> 00:16:07,346 He Must Have Some Skills. 327 00:16:07,346 --> 00:16:11,577 I Threw The Ball To Him, He Caught It. 328 00:16:11,577 --> 00:16:12,577 There You Go. 329 00:16:12,577 --> 00:16:14,886 No-- I Said, "Son, It's Better 330 00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:18,357 To Catch The Ball Before It Hits Your Face." 331 00:16:18,357 --> 00:16:20,926 Okay, So He's Not A Receiver. 332 00:16:20,926 --> 00:16:22,995 I Said, "Okay, Punt." 333 00:16:22,995 --> 00:16:25,530 He Took The Ball, Kicked It. 334 00:16:25,530 --> 00:16:28,133 The Ball Went Backwards. 335 00:16:28,133 --> 00:16:31,583 In Order For Him To Kick In The Game 336 00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:35,173 They Center The Ball To Him, He Catches It 337 00:16:35,173 --> 00:16:37,584 Turns Around, Then He Kicks The Ball. 338 00:16:41,446 --> 00:16:45,577 I See You Shaking Your Head, Saying "Football Father." 339 00:16:45,577 --> 00:16:47,583 You're Not One? 340 00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:49,582 Aha. Aha What? 341 00:16:49,582 --> 00:16:53,581 The First Sign Of Being One Is Denial. 342 00:16:53,581 --> 00:16:56,577 I Know What A Football Father Is. 343 00:16:56,577 --> 00:17:01,584 I'm Telling You That Right Now, Theo Is Terrible. 344 00:17:01,584 --> 00:17:05,904 He's 13 And If You Tell Him That, It Will Destroy Him. 345 00:17:05,904 --> 00:17:08,577 I Didn't Tell Him. 346 00:17:08,577 --> 00:17:11,586 I'm Telling You. 347 00:17:11,586 --> 00:17:13,581 Is He Really That Bad? 348 00:17:14,581 --> 00:17:16,577 Worse. 349 00:17:18,116 --> 00:17:19,117 Dad? 350 00:17:19,117 --> 00:17:21,581 Yes, Theo, My Boy. 351 00:17:23,221 --> 00:17:26,892 I've Been Thinking About The Huxtable Football Tradition. 352 00:17:26,892 --> 00:17:31,263 Is There Room In It For A Guy Who's Not A Star? 353 00:17:31,263 --> 00:17:32,497 Sure. 354 00:17:32,497 --> 00:17:36,586 I Might Not Get Much Playing Time At All-- 355 00:17:36,586 --> 00:17:38,581 Like Maybe None. 356 00:17:38,581 --> 00:17:42,582 Whatever You Do, We'll Be In The Stands Cheering You On. 357 00:17:42,582 --> 00:17:43,909 Thanks, Mom. 358 00:17:43,909 --> 00:17:45,510 You, Too, Dad? 359 00:17:48,578 --> 00:17:51,578 What Was The Question? 360 00:17:51,578 --> 00:17:53,118 Will You Be Cheering? 361 00:17:53,118 --> 00:17:57,422 Oh, I'll Have Your Mother On My Shoulders. 362 00:17:57,422 --> 00:18:00,225 I've Got A Lot To Learn, Huh? 363 00:18:00,225 --> 00:18:04,577 Well, You Know, You Have Your Dance Down Pat. 364 00:18:04,577 --> 00:18:06,898 You've Got That Covered. 365 00:18:06,898 --> 00:18:11,236 Now All You Have To Do Is Learn The Skills 366 00:18:11,236 --> 00:18:14,239 That Will Put You Into The End Zone 367 00:18:14,239 --> 00:18:16,584 So You Can Do Your Wonderful Dance. 368 00:18:16,584 --> 00:18:18,578 That Could Take Weeks. 369 00:18:18,578 --> 00:18:20,879 Years. 370 00:18:20,879 --> 00:18:22,948 Years?! 371 00:18:22,948 --> 00:18:24,577 Not Real Years. 372 00:18:24,577 --> 00:18:27,986 I Mean, You Play In The Fall Only. 373 00:18:29,888 --> 00:18:33,892 The Question You Have To Ask Yourself Is: 374 00:18:33,892 --> 00:18:35,894 Is It Worth It? 375 00:18:35,894 --> 00:18:38,096 I'm Just Happy To Be On The Team. 376 00:18:38,096 --> 00:18:39,297 Really? 377 00:18:39,297 --> 00:18:42,577 When We're Practicing, Kids Come Around And Watch. 378 00:18:42,577 --> 00:18:46,905 They Can't Come On The Field Because They're Not On The Team. 379 00:18:46,905 --> 00:18:50,584 I May Never Make First String, But I'm On The Field. 380 00:18:53,577 --> 00:18:55,577 Okay. 381 00:18:55,577 --> 00:18:59,451 But You Better Keep That Bench From Flying Up. 382 00:18:59,451 --> 00:19:00,578 What? 383 00:19:00,578 --> 00:19:02,220 No, I'm Dead Serious. 384 00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:04,389 When That Team Runs Out There 385 00:19:04,389 --> 00:19:08,577 You Let That Bench Fly Up And Hit Somebody In The Head 386 00:19:08,577 --> 00:19:10,583 I'll Come Down There, Boy... 387 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,898 Mom, What's He Talking About? 388 00:19:12,898 --> 00:19:17,583 Listen, Show Mom The Dance That You... 389 00:19:17,583 --> 00:19:19,577 You Know, When You... 390 00:19:43,577 --> 00:19:46,198 There It Is-- The Groverton Game 391 00:19:46,198 --> 00:19:48,583 And I Still Cannot Understand 392 00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:51,577 Why They Didn't Go To Me. 393 00:19:51,577 --> 00:19:53,581 I Think I Can. 394 00:19:53,581 --> 00:19:55,577 You're Kidding. Why? 395 00:19:55,577 --> 00:19:57,909 Five Minutes Left On The Clock 396 00:19:57,909 --> 00:20:00,212 And Your Team Has The Ball. 397 00:20:00,212 --> 00:20:03,915 They Hand It To Someone Who Breaks Through The Line. 398 00:20:03,915 --> 00:20:05,283 He Gets Hit. 399 00:20:05,283 --> 00:20:07,285 But That Doesn't Stop Him 400 00:20:07,285 --> 00:20:10,488 Because He's Got Some Moves. 401 00:20:10,488 --> 00:20:14,359 He's Spinning By The Tacklers, Leaping Over The Linebackers. 402 00:20:14,359 --> 00:20:18,029 I Won't Say Who The Someone Is. 403 00:20:18,029 --> 00:20:20,579 But The Someone Is In This Room. 404 00:20:20,579 --> 00:20:22,584 In This Room? 405 00:20:22,584 --> 00:20:26,938 Now, There Is No One Between The Someone And The Goal Line 406 00:20:26,938 --> 00:20:29,580 And As He's Racing Down The Field 407 00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:32,277 He Turns To Look At His Fiancee. 408 00:20:32,277 --> 00:20:35,180 He Holds The Ball Up And Waves To Her. 409 00:20:35,180 --> 00:20:37,577 What A Man. 410 00:20:37,577 --> 00:20:40,582 As He Brings The Ball Down, His Knee Comes Up 411 00:20:40,582 --> 00:20:41,920 Knocks The Ball Backwards 412 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:44,522 Into The Hands Of The Groverton Tackler 413 00:20:44,522 --> 00:20:47,392 Who Runs In The Opposite Direction And Scores. 414 00:20:47,392 --> 00:20:48,586 Now, Who Did That? 415 00:20:48,586 --> 00:20:52,577 Toby Wilson. 416 00:20:52,577 --> 00:20:53,582 He's Not Here. 417 00:20:53,582 --> 00:20:56,935 Clair Huxtable. 418 00:20:56,935 --> 00:21:00,584 I Was Just Trying To Show You That I Loved You. 419 00:21:00,584 --> 00:21:02,583 You Were Showing Off. 420 00:21:02,583 --> 00:21:05,577 It Will Be A Cold Day 421 00:21:05,577 --> 00:21:09,014 The Next Time I Wave Anything At You... 422 00:21:10,015 --> 00:21:12,017 Miss Thing.