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You Tell Her, Freddy
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That I Heard That He
Said That She Did
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And He Doesn't Lie.
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Freddy, Just
Tell Her.
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There She Is!
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Yes, I Know What
She Looks Like.
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Vanessa.
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Your Sister Just
Interrupted My Work
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To Tell Me You Bothered Her.
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She Shouldn't Have.
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You're A Busy Man.
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That's Not Important.
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Yes, It Is.
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You Bring New Lives
Into The World.
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Without You, Women Would
Stay Pregnant Forever.
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The Question Is, Why Are You
Bothering Your Sister?
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I Don't Know.
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I Told You Not To.
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Uh-Huh.
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Why Are You Still
Bothering Her?
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I Don't Know.
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You Two Have To Learn
To Play Together.
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Do You
Understand?
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Fine.
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Now Get Away
From Each Other.
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Stop It!
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Hey!
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I Was Just Hurrying Her Along.
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She's Only Five Now,
But She's Going To Grow Up
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And She May Begin
To Do Body-Building
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Come Back
And Say
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"Remember All The Times
You Pushed Me?"
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And Clean Your Clock.
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Yeah, Dad.
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Denise, Didn't I Ask You
To Look After Them?
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Give Me This.
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Hello, Freddy?
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Hi. I'm Hanging Up Now.
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You Can Keep Talking
If You Want.
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Daddy, This
Wouldn't Happen
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If I Had My Own
Phone In My Room.
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If You Had Your Own Phone,
We Would Never See You.
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You'd Come
Out One Day
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And We Would Wonder Who You Are
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And Charge You Rent.
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I Can't Talk
To My Own Boyfriend?
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You Can.
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Where?
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Any Pay Phone
In New York.
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Daddy...
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Making Biscuits.
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Now Stop. Stop Now.
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Come On.
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You're Squashing Grapes,
Making A Mess Of The Food
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And Bothering Your Sister.
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Tell Dad...
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Tell Dad What's
The Problem? Please.
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How Come Mom Takes Teddy
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To See The New Movie
"Death Track 2000"
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And Not Me?
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Because You Can't Handle
The Scary Stuff.
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Everybody Knows That.
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You Know
That.
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I Read For You
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"Little Bo Beep
Has Lost Her Sheep"
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When You Were Little.
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You Cried For Two Weeks.
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Janet Meiser's Parents
Let Her See It.
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I Doubt That Very Much.
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Yes, They Did.
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If You Want Me To
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I Will Call
Janet Meiser's Parents
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And Ask Them That
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And Embarrass You
All To Pieces.
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(Sing-Song)
♪ I'm Going To The Phone. ♪
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♪ You Better Stop Me
Before I Get There. ♪
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♪ This Is Your Last Chance. ♪
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♪ I'm Picking Up The Phone. ♪
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♪ I Have The Receiver
In My Hand. ♪
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555-1379.
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♪ It's Ringing. ♪
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♪ You Better Pray
They're Not Home. ♪
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♪ They're Answering. ♪
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♪ Hello, Mrs. Meiser? ♪
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♪ Dr. Huxtable Here. ♪
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♪ Nice To... ♪
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♪ Why Am I Singing? ♪
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Oh, Hi.
I'm Sorry.
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I Wanted To Ask You--
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Did You Let Janet
See "Death Track 2000"?
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Aha!
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All Right.
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And Thank You.
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She Did.
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You Know What That Means?
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What?
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Nothing, Because
You're Still Not Going.
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Daddy, It's Not Fair.
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Everyone Gets
To Go But Me.
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Vanessa, How Many Times Have You
Begged To Go To A Scary Movie
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And Then You Wound Up So Scared
You Had To Sleep With Us?
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Twice.
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Hundreds Of Times.
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Not Hundreds.
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Not Twice.
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You Missed
A Great Movie.
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Yeah?
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It Was Non-Stop.
Blood Everywhere.
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Did I Get Any On Me?
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She Doesn't
Recognize A Classic.
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When They Weren't Shooting
Or Blowing Up A Car Or Building
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They Stood There Cursing--
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The Foulest Mouths
I've Ever Heard.
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Yeah.
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Dad, She Was
Real Embarrassed.
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Let Me Tell You
About The Movie.
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Start From The Beginning
And Talk Slow.
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Vanessa, Go To Your Room
And Play With Your Sister
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And Stay Away From Her.
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There Is No Fun In My Life.
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As You Get Older, It Gets Worse.
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Tell Me About The Plot
Of This Epic.
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There Was This Guy
Max Savage
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And This Gang
Took His Car
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And He Had To
Get It Back.
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That's The Plot?
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Yeah, But You
Hardly Notice It.
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What's Really Great
Is These Guys
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Have These Machine Guns
That Shoot Fireballs.
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One Guy Had
This Big Bazooka
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That Blew Up
Whole Cities.
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Have I Got To See This Movie!
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Vanessa!
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I'm Still Downstairs, Aren't I?
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I Could Take
The Stabbings
And The Beatings
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And Those People That Explode
Every Six Seconds.
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What Got Me Was When
This Movie Let Out
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These Kids Left The
Theater Laughing.
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It Was Fun.
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We've Got One
In Our Own House
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And We Feed It.
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Errol Flynn
In "Don Juan."
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Laurence Olivier In
"Wuthering Heights"?
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We Got Colt Kirby And
"Shoot-Out In Laredo."
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You Are On Your Own.
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He Had Coco The Wonder Horse--
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The Smartest Horse
In The World.
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Used To Roll His Own Cigarettes.
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(Door Opening)
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Back From Laredo.
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How Was It?
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Theo:
Okay.
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Okay? It Was Great.
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It Wasn't
Realistic.
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Wasn't Realistic?
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Mr. "My-Girlfriend-Is-
In-The-Building-
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"Throw-An-H-Bomb-In-
Blow-Up-Everything-To-Get-Her-
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She-Comes-Out-
With-Her-Hair-Unsinged"
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Says My Movie
Was Not Realistic?
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His Guy Shot His Six-Shooter
39 Times Without Reloading.
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His Guy Rode His Horse Coco
600 Miles
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And Passed The Same Rock
14 Times.
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Well, Tex?
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You Don't Go To A Movie
To Count Rocks.
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You Go To A Movie
To See Colt Kirby
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Who Was A Real Hero--
Honest, Decent.
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I Thought He Was A Wimp.
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Children, Please.
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He Started It.
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That's Enough.
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Go Wash Up
For Dinner.
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With Soap.
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Yes, Ma'am.
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Colt Kirby Would Have Kicked
Max Savage's Butt.
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Are, Too.
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Am Not.
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Are, Too.
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Am Not.
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Hold On, Buckaroos.
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What Seems To
Be The Ruckus?
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What?
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00:09:25,759 --> 00:09:28,762
In American, That Is
"What's The Trouble"?
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Rudy Called Me A Baby
Because Of "Death Track 2000."
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Did Not.
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Did So.
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Did Not.
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Stop It.
Did So.
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Did...
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Stop.
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Did Not.
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What Did You Say?
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I Called Her
A Chicken Baby.
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I Am Not.
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Are, Too.
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Am Not.
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Look, Stop. Stop It!
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Now, Here--
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Rudy, You Go And You
Help Mommy In The Kitchen.
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Vanessa...
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00:10:00,060 --> 00:10:03,063
Go Help Mom In The Kitchen.
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00:10:03,063 --> 00:10:04,431
Now?
202
00:10:04,431 --> 00:10:06,433
Do I Have To Say Now?
203
00:10:06,433 --> 00:10:07,701
Uh-Huh.
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00:10:07,701 --> 00:10:11,125
(No Audio)
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00:10:25,619 --> 00:10:26,787
Cliff?
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00:10:26,787 --> 00:10:27,955
Hmm?
207
00:10:27,955 --> 00:10:30,924
I Liked Tonight's Supper.
How About You?
208
00:10:30,924 --> 00:10:32,122
Yeah.
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00:10:32,122 --> 00:10:33,927
Salad.
A Little Salmon.
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00:10:33,927 --> 00:10:35,122
Yeah.
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00:10:35,122 --> 00:10:37,931
We Ought To Eat Light
More Often.
212
00:10:37,931 --> 00:10:39,566
Yeah. I'm Starving.
213
00:10:40,734 --> 00:10:41,935
Me, Too.
214
00:10:41,935 --> 00:10:44,972
I Saw Some
Leftover Chicken.
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00:10:44,972 --> 00:10:46,122
Uh-Uh.
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00:10:47,941 --> 00:10:49,910
Cheese And Crackers.
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00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:52,045
Cheese And Crackers.
218
00:10:52,045 --> 00:10:53,126
Coming Up!
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00:10:53,126 --> 00:10:57,884
Swiss Cheese And Crackers.
220
00:10:57,884 --> 00:10:59,519
Swiss Is Too Dry.
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00:10:59,519 --> 00:11:02,126
We Got Cheddar.
222
00:11:02,126 --> 00:11:04,125
Okay.
223
00:11:04,125 --> 00:11:06,460
Cheddar Cheese And Crackers.
224
00:11:09,429 --> 00:11:11,126
What Kind Of Crackers?
225
00:11:11,126 --> 00:11:14,601
Uh, We Got Saltines.
226
00:11:14,601 --> 00:11:17,571
Saltines And Cheddar Cheese.
227
00:11:17,571 --> 00:11:18,638
Okay.
228
00:11:18,638 --> 00:11:20,130
Got It.
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00:11:20,130 --> 00:11:22,125
Make It
Bread.
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00:11:27,781 --> 00:11:31,885
Bread, Cheddar Cheese.
231
00:11:31,885 --> 00:11:32,265
Right?
232
00:11:32,265 --> 00:11:33,030
Right.
233
00:11:42,439 --> 00:11:43,748
Lightly Toasted.
234
00:11:48,086 --> 00:11:49,439
You Want...
235
00:11:54,439 --> 00:12:00,444
Bread, Cheddar Cheese,
Lightly Toasted.
236
00:12:00,444 --> 00:12:02,100
That's Right.
237
00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:03,441
Okay.
238
00:12:10,444 --> 00:12:13,439
Cliff, On Second Thought...
239
00:12:14,447 --> 00:12:16,981
Why Don't We Just
Go With The Chicken?
240
00:12:16,981 --> 00:12:20,445
Why Don't I Just
Bring Up The Refrigerator?
241
00:12:20,445 --> 00:12:21,819
Now You're Talking.
242
00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:31,829
It's 11:00.
243
00:12:31,829 --> 00:12:33,998
I'm On Time.
244
00:12:34,507 --> 00:12:35,542
Looks Almost Done.
245
00:12:35,542 --> 00:12:37,143
Smells Good.
246
00:12:37,143 --> 00:12:38,811
What Is It?
247
00:12:38,811 --> 00:12:39,812
Coffee.
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00:12:39,812 --> 00:12:40,847
Coffee.
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00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:42,849
Care To Join Me?
250
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:45,183
Oh, Yeah. Thank You.
251
00:12:45,183 --> 00:12:47,487
Can I Ask You
A Question?
252
00:12:47,487 --> 00:12:48,621
Oh, Sure.
253
00:12:48,621 --> 00:12:52,959
Do You Have A Nighttime Job
That I Don't Know About--
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00:12:52,959 --> 00:12:56,663
Like Driving A Truck
Or Something Like That?
255
00:12:56,663 --> 00:12:58,831
Why Are You Drinking Coffee?
256
00:12:58,831 --> 00:13:01,534
I'm Afraid To Go
Back To Sleep.
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00:13:01,534 --> 00:13:03,183
Had A Bad Dream.
258
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:06,184
Oh. Had A Bad Dream.
259
00:13:06,184 --> 00:13:09,542
That's Enough.
Thank You, Dear.
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00:13:09,542 --> 00:13:11,744
This Coffee Does Work,
Doesn't It?
261
00:13:11,744 --> 00:13:15,648
Yes, It Does.
Tell Me About Your Dream.
262
00:13:15,648 --> 00:13:18,818
There Was This Real Mean
Gang Of Kidnappers.
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00:13:18,818 --> 00:13:21,188
They Took
Max Savage's Car...
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00:13:21,188 --> 00:13:22,192
Wait. See?
265
00:13:22,192 --> 00:13:23,489
You're Scared
266
00:13:23,489 --> 00:13:27,493
Because Of What You Heard
Theo Say Two Days Ago.
267
00:13:27,493 --> 00:13:30,830
Imagine If You
Had Gone To That Movie.
268
00:13:30,830 --> 00:13:32,190
Dad, I Did.
269
00:13:32,190 --> 00:13:34,634
How Did You Get A Ticket?
270
00:13:34,634 --> 00:13:35,868
It's Easy.
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00:13:35,868 --> 00:13:39,184
This High School Guy
Stands Outside The Theater.
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00:13:39,184 --> 00:13:41,185
He Can Grow A Moustache.
273
00:13:42,742 --> 00:13:45,011
We Call Him "Movie Dave"
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And For Fifty Cents,
He'll Take A Kid In.
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00:13:48,848 --> 00:13:50,683
He Is Cleaning Up!
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00:13:50,683 --> 00:13:52,051
Was It Worth It?
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00:13:52,051 --> 00:13:53,862
It Was Horrible.
278
00:13:54,588 --> 00:13:58,592
What We Have To Do
Is Get You Into Bed.
279
00:13:58,592 --> 00:14:03,011
Tomorrow You And I Will Discuss
A Tremendous Grounding.
280
00:14:03,011 --> 00:14:04,379
Let's Go.
281
00:14:05,047 --> 00:14:08,587
There's Supposed To Be
A Child Behind Me.
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00:14:11,590 --> 00:14:15,057
I Go To My Room
And Close My Eyes
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00:14:15,057 --> 00:14:17,482
And The Kidnappers Scare Me,
So I'm Back In The Kitchen.
284
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:18,747
Can't I Stay?
285
00:14:20,129 --> 00:14:23,399
Would It Be Better
If You Slept With Us Tonight?
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00:14:23,399 --> 00:14:24,567
Thanks, Dad.
287
00:14:24,567 --> 00:14:29,372
I Wouldn't Have To Go In My Room
Or Drink That Coffee.
288
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:33,695
We Had Something Like
This In Med School.
289
00:14:33,695 --> 00:14:37,046
Take One Sip And You
Were Awake For Six Hours.
290
00:14:37,046 --> 00:14:41,083
Two Sips, You Were
Awake For 72 Hours.
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00:14:41,083 --> 00:14:44,520
Drink A Cup, You'll
Never Blink In Life.
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00:15:00,015 --> 00:15:01,516
(Moaning)
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00:17:00,613 --> 00:17:03,270
Two Nights Of This Is Enough.
294
00:17:03,270 --> 00:17:06,373
I'm Going To Sleep On The Sofa.
295
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:07,162
(Loud Snoring)
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00:17:07,162 --> 00:17:08,897
Shut Up.
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00:17:16,204 --> 00:17:18,040
(Door Opening)
298
00:17:19,567 --> 00:17:20,876
(Door Slamming)
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00:17:23,011 --> 00:17:24,880
Men Are Dirt.
300
00:17:26,982 --> 00:17:29,017
Uh-Oh. Freddy Messed Up.
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00:17:29,017 --> 00:17:31,053
We Go To This Restaurant
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00:17:31,053 --> 00:17:33,576
And The Whole Time,
He's Looking At The Waitress.
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00:17:33,576 --> 00:17:35,575
Oh, Freddy.
304
00:17:35,575 --> 00:17:39,194
She's Listing The Specials,
He's Looking At Her Legs.
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00:17:39,194 --> 00:17:42,898
No, Freddy.
306
00:17:42,898 --> 00:17:44,900
So I
Got Mad.
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00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:48,103
I Said, "Freddy,
Those Aren't On The Menu."
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00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:52,107
Daddy, I
Was Great.
309
00:17:52,107 --> 00:17:54,567
I Didn't Say, "Take Me Home."
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00:17:54,567 --> 00:17:58,380
I Said, "I'll Have
The Caviar Appetizer, Please."
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00:17:58,380 --> 00:17:59,570
Twelve Bucks.
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00:18:01,383 --> 00:18:05,087
I Said, "I'll Have
The Maine Lobster."
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00:18:05,087 --> 00:18:06,573
$24.50.
314
00:18:06,573 --> 00:18:08,573
"And The Cherries Jubilee."
315
00:18:08,573 --> 00:18:10,358
Eight Dollars.
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00:18:12,572 --> 00:18:17,567
And Then I Said,
"Take Me Home."
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00:18:19,468 --> 00:18:23,567
Well, Dear, In The Words
Of Colt Kirby
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00:18:23,567 --> 00:18:27,476
"I Like Your Style."
319
00:18:27,476 --> 00:18:28,575
Thanks, Daddy.
320
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,045
Good Night.
321
00:18:40,576 --> 00:18:42,924
Mommy, What Happened?
322
00:18:42,924 --> 00:18:45,060
Oh, Honey, You Fell.
323
00:18:47,229 --> 00:18:48,396
Listen, Baby.
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00:18:48,396 --> 00:18:50,365
We Need To Talk
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00:18:50,365 --> 00:18:53,571
About These
Sleeping Arrangements.
326
00:18:53,571 --> 00:18:55,137
You Kicking Me Out?
327
00:18:55,137 --> 00:18:57,575
I Know What
You're Going Through.
328
00:18:57,575 --> 00:18:59,572
When I Was Your Age
329
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:03,573
I Thought I Saw A Witch
Outside My Window.
330
00:19:03,573 --> 00:19:04,880
You Did?
331
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:10,385
She Had Slimy Green Skin,
Teeth All Bunched Up Together
332
00:19:10,385 --> 00:19:12,220
Stringy White Hair
333
00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:14,055
And She Used To Call
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00:19:14,055 --> 00:19:20,428
(Raspy Witch Voice)
"Clair, Clair."
335
00:19:20,428 --> 00:19:23,265
Oh, Mom.
336
00:19:23,265 --> 00:19:26,902
When I Saw Her,
I Ran To My Parents' Room.
337
00:19:26,902 --> 00:19:28,336
You Did The Right Thing.
338
00:19:28,336 --> 00:19:30,872
My Mother
Gave Me Something
339
00:19:30,872 --> 00:19:34,242
That Helped Me
Go Back To My Room.
340
00:19:34,242 --> 00:19:36,478
What Did She Give You?
341
00:19:36,478 --> 00:19:37,567
This.
342
00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:39,915
She Gave You
Junk Jewelry?
343
00:19:39,915 --> 00:19:44,567
This Medal Has Been In
Our Family Since 1859.
344
00:19:44,567 --> 00:19:45,573
Wow.
345
00:19:45,573 --> 00:19:49,391
And When My Mother
Gave Me This Medal
346
00:19:49,391 --> 00:19:54,429
I Knew I Would Never Again
Be Bothered By That Witch.
347
00:19:54,429 --> 00:19:57,232
May This Medal
Make You Brave.
348
00:19:59,367 --> 00:20:01,036
I Feel Better Already.
349
00:20:01,036 --> 00:20:06,341
And Now It's Time For You
To Go Back To Your Room.
350
00:20:06,341 --> 00:20:09,211
I Knew It Was Coming.
351
00:20:09,211 --> 00:20:14,049
It's Going To Be Hard,
But I'm Going Back In There.
352
00:20:14,049 --> 00:20:17,572
I'll See Those Kidnappers
Staring Straight At Me
353
00:20:17,572 --> 00:20:22,569
But No Matter How Scared I Get,
I'll Stay In My Room.
354
00:20:22,569 --> 00:20:24,492
I Love You.
355
00:20:24,492 --> 00:20:25,567
Mom?
356
00:20:25,567 --> 00:20:26,572
Huh?
357
00:20:26,572 --> 00:20:30,572
Those Earrings Would Look
So Great With My Medal.
358
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,567
We Have Definitely Got
A Daytime Couch.
359
00:20:37,567 --> 00:20:38,570
Look, Daddy.
360
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,208
My Bravery Medal.
361
00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:42,210
Mommy Gave It To Me.
362
00:20:42,210 --> 00:20:43,572
Oh, My Goodness.
363
00:20:43,572 --> 00:20:46,414
Well, Congratulations.
364
00:20:46,414 --> 00:20:47,572
Good Night, Mama.
365
00:20:47,572 --> 00:20:48,883
Good Night, Baby.
366
00:20:48,883 --> 00:20:51,353
See You In The Morning.
367
00:20:51,353 --> 00:20:53,121
Let's Hope So.
368
00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:57,125
That's My
880-Relay Medal.
369
00:20:57,125 --> 00:21:02,030
I Had To Run For Two Years
To Earn That Medal.
370
00:21:02,030 --> 00:21:06,574
You've Got To Give Something
To Get Something.
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00:21:08,870 --> 00:21:12,240
In The Words Of Colt Kirby...