Phenyl is over. The toilet's not been cleaned for two days now.
Don't grumble about it later. Same story everyday.
Someday he'll end up kissing himself!
God! I can't do this anymore!
I'll leave early today.
The crowd while commuting is insufferable!
Does he have any idea how far off I stay?
Lives all by himself. A lonely household.
Neither has a father at home nor a husband.
How will he understand?
Enough is enough. I will leave early today!
She left him, one day everyone will leave him.
Bloody old bugger!
If only he paid the salary on time.
Such a miser! Won't pay a penny more!
No day-offs, no money..
are two days enough for Durga Puja holidays?
And I've to slog all day.
I can't come tomorrow, Sir. There's a wedding in the family.
Close the door!
Congratulations..
and celebrations!
When I tell everyone that you're in love!
Congratulations..
Dear Mom, You've done it!
Love, Samson.
Good morning! - Morning.
Happy birthday!
And? What plans for today?
Strolling around, watching films, alone.
Dining, alone.
Weird guy!
Complete crackpot.
Happy birthday! How are you?
Roasted nuts, anyone?
Roasted nuts for you!
Yes, sir..
Here, Sir.
Roasted nuts for you!
Don't know what more to do! Everyone's the same.
Every single one of them!
Boyfriend?
As usual.
What happened?
What do I say? As you know by now I always do this to myself.
Sleepless last night, no food, I've just..
No.. I don't want that. It's alright.
Love yourself, for a change.
All else will fall in place.
Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday, dear Samson!
Happy birthday to..
me!
Rock-a-bye baby..
Rock-a-bye baby, On the tree..
Mr. Gomes, don't worry, nothing's happened.
Just a little bleeding, nothing much.
Don't worry, we'll take you to the hospital, it'll be okay.
Maybe just a concussion.
Doctor, how bad is the trauma? -The trauma's pretty bad.
Lot of blood loss. It's a pretty serious concussion.
Samson, just keep your eyes open!
Samson, look at me and you'll be fine.
Who is Mr. Gomes?
Who is Samson?
Who am I?
Okay, listen..
my lanes..
my flyover..
my park..
my city..
my Kolkata..
I am not going anywhere..
leaving them behind.
Never lived away from this city!
Memories in the shadow of flyovers!
Some chits that had come flying!
This city made letters out of them!
Our days, our childhood days!
Grass peeping from the half-fisted tramlines!
Raindrops, on the fences, in my eyes!
My home, today, Tomorrow, a faraway land!
Have found friends in many a friends!
Have concealed my habit of crying!
Have walked up to the terrace at midnight!
And discovered, my city has become a continent!
The streets flow everyday like poetry!
It's houses like books of short stories!
This is where you'd find me and you!
How then do I leave this city behind?
My father used to recite this poem, you know.
This city for me, is like a living person. In totality.
Say.. the empty streets at night?
Each and every street, that school friend..
that lover from college..
that curly haired activist guy next door..
who'd notice my newly blossoming breasts on the sly.
You know what, today at that park near my house..
I felt as if a tree was comforting me.
It caressed my hair.
And then, when I looked into it's eyes, it dazzled a smile.
So, how do I leave this city, that tree, behind for Bombay?
And why? To fight with you everyday?
Fine, if you can't deal with this, let's call this off.
And if you agree, let me know, won't come to the airport.
Bye.
The city has changed, right? - Your eyes have. Myopia.
I've come here for my girl.
Forgotten your Bengali, haven't you?
So, when do we discuss?
I need to join back soon. - Tomorrow?
You must be tired right now?
Whatever you say.
So, this is the place?
Nice.
So..
great!
Great.
Listen, we need to talk.
Before it's too late. What I want to say is..
Shit!
Bird shit actually.
It's an Armani shirt and you're joking?
Look, what I was saying was..
we'll have to move in eventually. But it can't be Kolkata.
Because..
Look, what I have..
Look..
what I feel is..
treating this as an adjustment and not sacrifice, would be more apt.
I'm not even going into the career angle.
If you look at it as a city, it is... Oh!
What is it?
Come here, quick! Sit down! - Red ants! Bloody red ants!
Come here! What happened?
Let me see! What is it?
Oh my God!
Let me see what I have.
Okay, wait! Wait! - Oh my God!
One second!
You're the limit! Okay, now leave it.
Holy cow! - Leave it.
Don't touch it! Wait. - Over here, up here!
Stop moving! Don't fuss!
There.. there.. there! - Stay still!
I don't want to say anything.
No arguments to offer.
If you don't relocate, I'll have to quit my job and come here.
But don't tell yourself that I've told you that.
So Athletico di Kolkata tops again.
Now for the weather report.
South Bengal has experienced major thunderstorms in the last 24 hours.
Districts as well as the city of Kolkata have suffered badly.
Countless trees have been uprooted leading to traffic jams.
The Met department reports..
storms clocking 150 kph which have ravaged the city.
But the Alipore Met Dept. also forecasts..
an improvement in the scenario in the next 24 hrs.
We will have to leave early in the morning.
Yes.
Now for a commercial break. We'll be right back.
I have a surprise for you. - What?
All this while I've had a room-mate.
What? - Acquired from a friend in Kolkata.
Wait! - What is it?
What exactly are you upto?
You want me to sit?
Ready? - Ready!
Bingi!
Oh! Hey Bingi!
Oh Bingi! Missed you so much!
What are you doing baby?
Okay, Bingi! Say hello!
Say hello, come on! - Hi!
Say hello! - Hi!
Come on, Bingi, come on! - Hi!
Say hello? Come on, Bingi!
No, Bingi! - Hi!
Come on, Bingi!
Bingi, No! - Not his favourite, am I?
Bingi!
Her favourite. It's a she. - She!
Bingi, come on!
Come on, Bingi!
Come on, say hello!
Say hello! Come on, Bingi!
The other woman?
Come on, give me your hand!
Come on, handshake, Bingi!
Come on! Come on, give me your hand!
Bingi..
Bingi!
What are you doing baby? Come on!
Come on Bingi! What happened, Bingi? Come on!
What is it Bingi?
Come on, Bingi! What's wrong?
Bingi!
Bingi?
Bingi, what are you looking at? Bingi!
Come on! Come on, Bingi, come here! Bingi!
Bingi!
Bingi, come here!
I said come here, Bingi!
Bingi!
What's wrong with her?
We'll start with the books after this.
So, this is funny no?
So.. one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Okay.
Books are done.
What do you mean? Many more to go!
No, we're done. - No, how is that?
Yes!
But DVDs?
DVDs..
Yes, we'll go. But after this?
Let me finish this please?
We usually go for our daily walk around this time.
Oh! Curtains?
Curtains.. - We'll do the curtains tomorrow.
I'm not at home tomorrow.
Oh Bingi, we'll go my friend, let me..
let me first finish with this..
incredibly sexy woman..
who has broken into my flat.
Let it be. Enough now.
This Bingi of yours is very possessive, I must say.
Look how upset she is.
Ya.. ya.. - What do you mean 'ya'?
Anyway, okay, please go.
Oh God! Bingi! I'm going!
You know..
actually..
you're getting healthy.
I'm getting what? - Healthy?
Alright! - You should come with..
- I'm getting healthy? Already nitpicking?
I said you should come for a walk, that's what I said.
You are getting healthy!
Okay, fine! - Fine, let's go!
Okay, Bingi, stop it man! - Come on, let's go!
Actually, you know.. - This is healthy!
What are you doing! - Come, I'll show you!
There's nothing to show, you are getting healthy!
Bingi!
You're becoming healthy. - I've never seen you in shape.
What I'm saying.. Bingi, come?
Let's go!
What is it?
Bingi?
Come, let's go.
What are you looking at?
Hello Bingi.. Let's go?
This is weird!
Bingi, come on!
Bingi!
I said let's go! Come on, Bingi, let's go!
Bingi!
Bingi, come here, I said!
Bingi!
Let's get back to the list, shall we?
Shall we?
Ya.. - Come, let's go back to work.
Come, sit.
So, where were we?
I'm doing the curtains, the cupboards, pretty much everything.
The most important one you're doing on your own is the kitchen.
Not at all!
Oh God!
Listen, you sit. You stay back because..
she's really cranky. I'll go take her for the walk.
I'll just come.
Let's go. Come on, Bingi.
Come on, let's go!
Buzz off, Bingi! Just buzz off!
Come on, Bingi! Buzz off!
Buzz off, Bingi!
Just..
Just buzz off, Bingi, please buddy!
Bye. - Bye!
See you! - Bye!
Bingi! Lunch? You want to have lunch?
Come, food Bingi? Bingi, lunch?
Come on, Bingi! Eat, food!
Food, Bingi! Bingi!
Eat? Bingi!
Bingi, food! Have it Bingi, it's your lunch!
Bingi, lunch! Bingi, food?
Bingi, just eat!
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, right?
Come here you bitch! Come here!
You bloody bitch! Come here!
Where are you fleeing? - Rahul!
Come here you bitch! Just come here!
I'll skin you alive!
Rahul!
It's okay!
It's okay, honey.
It's alright.
We have discussed this, right?
We'll leave her with your mom in Kolkata.
Why did you do all this?
Besides, did she do it on purpose? No, right?
It's okay!
Bingi! - What? Bingi!
Rahul!
What cremation? One is in coma.
The other's dead and has been sent to the morgue..
for post morterm.
Come now, get it in. Can't help if it's a full house as well.
Don't worry, there's room.
Can I take a leak?
Come fast, we've to get it in.
The moment I saw you, I realized..
love is crazy, my love!
The moment I saw you, I realized..
love is crazy, my love!
The moment I saw you, I realized..
love is crazy, my love!
Now that I know it, where else do I find solace?
Let me die in your arms, my love!
The moment I saw you, I realized..
love is crazy, my love!
Now that I know it, where else do I find solace?
Let me die in your arms, my love!
The moment I saw you, I realized..
Come, hold it.
Today, I shall meet her for the first time!
And then, we'll have a chat in person!
And then.. who knows what might happen!
Today, I shall meet her for the first time!
And then, we'll have a chat in person!
And then.. who knows what might happen!
Hello Madam!
Myself, Mrityunjay Karmakar, Madam.
I've been here for ages, Madam, you'll have a hassle free stay.
Tell me if you feel cold, I'll regulate the AC.
If you feel claustrophobic, I'll open the drawer.
If you feel bored, I have my mobile phone.
Damn good music..
sorry, Madam.
Very sorry, Madam!
I suggest you take a nap now.
Soon the relatives will come and take you away.
No worries!
Don't worry at all!
I'm there. I'll dress you up! I'm not going anywhere.
I'm right here.
I'll be sitting there.
And..
Madam..
I got this for you, Madam..
Madam! I'll just keep it here.
I'll be right there.
No one can come in from outside!
No one can go out from inside!
Imagine, if this were to happen!
Me and you..
get locked up in a room.
And the keys get lost!
Me and you get locked up in a room!
And the keys get lost!
Bobby gets lost in the dazed maze of your eyes!
Me and you get locked up in a room!
And the keys get lost!
I know what you're thinking, Madam.
We've just met and I'm already so..
Swear on God, Madam, all I want is friendship.
There's no love.
No love at all.
Say.. crack some jokes maybe.
Maybe, listen to music together.
That's it.
That is all.
See, the thing with me is..
Just a minute!
Welcome!
I hear there's a new arrival?
And we've a good two hours before the relatives would come and claim, right?
Right.
Excuse me.
So?
Just show me the locker, lock the door from outside and leave.
For an hour.
Please.
Good! Good!
What? Attending corpses has made you one or what?
Wait.
Oh no! Out of focus.
So, won't you show me the locker?
Wait, hold on!
The snap came out blurred.
Chin up. Like this!
Not that much. Right, perfect!
Just look at the idiot spoiling the frame! Chuck it!
It's okay, keep standing, I'm done.
No.
Won't show you the locker.
Rascal!
Idiot!
Hit the rascal!
No keys? - Just crush him!
Right there, yes that part.
Hit him there, hit him near the neck.
The neck.
If you are with me, I'll show the world how it's done!
We will teach death how to live life to the fullest!
If you are with me..
Will you tell me which locker?
Come on, get this in and get that out.
The claimants are royally late! Make it fast!
Fast!
Sir, can I take this call?
Shut up! Didn't I tell you they're waiting? Make it fast!
Now, can I? - No, idiot!
Told you it's already late, the relatives are here, hurry!
My lover from faraway land, please don't leave me!
My lover, my mate, do keep your word!
Remember me, keep me in your memories!
My lover from faraway land, please don't leave me!
Please don't leave me behind!
My lover, my mate, do keep your word!
Remember me, keep me in your memories!
My lover from faraway land.. - Please don't leave me!
If I can't hear the sky speak, I'll never be able to hear you!
If I don't touch the wind..
I'll never be able to feel your touch as well!
I'll never be able to hear you!
If I can't hear the sky speak, I'll never be able to hear you!
If the moist earth's fragrance narrates me your tale..
If I don't build my home under the earth..
I'll never be able to smell your body I'll never be able to hear you!
The sound of blood resonates from my veins!
The darkness of my body is a mother to me!
If I don't undergo the pain of giving you birth..
I'll never be able to hear your first cry I'll never be able to hear you!
I feel feverish, I feel the chill I see the leaves dry up in winter!
But if I don't drown myself in the vagina of winter..
I'll never be able to hear your death I'll never be able to hear you!
If I can't hear the sky speak, I'll never be able to hear you!