2 [ENGINE IDLING, DOOR AJAR TONE DINGING]
4 [EERIE MUSIC]
6 [DOOR CLOSES]
8 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION AND LAUGHTER]
10 Is that all he's got?
[ROLL-UP DOOR CLOSES]
Yeah, James has like five belongings.
We still running to Waffle House?
Absolutely not.
Looks like solitary confinement up there, man.
Yeah, you need to get some plants or something.
It's actually depressing.
Hey, I appreciate the car, T.
Ain't no problem, man.
Happy to help.
Not gonna to lie to you, you look old as hell, man.
Y'all look about the same.
I think that's everything.
Hey, do I still have to pay for food if you guys hardly
helped at all?
Duh.
That's crazy.
The way I know you're not joking.
Yeah, no, I give you rats.
That is an auto-lock, first round draft pick, OK,
but it is hawks in the two spot.
What?
Dude, that's an atrocious pick.
That's terrible.
You could kill a hawk with your bare hands.
Dude, you cannot take a fucking Hawk, OK?
That is a bird of prey.
It would carve your ass up.
You, uh, got work lined up?
Uh, no.
I'm still trying to get my shit figured out.
Every bird has brittle fucking paper bones.
There is not a bird on Earth that
could survive a human uppercut.
There is a position that I'm looking at for an internship.
It would push your shit in.
Hawks are a terrible pick.
It's gun guy in the two, for sure.
It's for sure.
No.
Yo, Day, you gotta back me up.
You gotta back me up.
What am I backing up?
50 hawks, dude with the gun, 5 gorillas, 10,000 rats.
You're gonna pick two to defend you
and you're gonna pick two to hunt you.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
This really what y'all talk about now?
I guess.
Yeah, Tyler, get in here.
You know, just help me out.
Can you please settle this?
64 What's my options again?
All right, you got 50 Hawks, 10,000 rats, 5 gorillas,
and a guy with a gun.
So you're going to pick two to defend you and two to hunt you.
So if you're stupid and pick, like, let's say,
hawks and gorillas, 10,000 rats--
Oh, my God.
Oh, brother.
Is this the first-day-of-work fit?
You're wearing a tie to work?
I love this.
This is genuinely amazing.
First Communion drip.
Yes.
I look funny.
You look so funny.
[CHUCKLES]
That is what I just said.
Oh, and look at the little briefcase.
It's a normal-- it's just a normal-sized satchel.
It's significantly smaller than most briefcases.
Hey, man, I think you look spiffy.
It actually looks like a purse.
And I think that gun guy would take hawks all day.
No.
OK, you keep saying that gun guy just, like, takes hawks.
But who-- OK, who's gun guy?
You have to define gun guy.
Just assume he's the aggregate human.
He's like the average man.
OK.
What kind of gun?
Hunting rifle.
OK, so he's like a-- so he's a hunter?
No, he's the average.
He's the average man.
OK, then what-- who's the average man?
Probably--
Dude.
--a Chinese guy in a coal mine--
OK.
--or like a Staples.
Yeah, see, neither one of those guys is taking 50 hawks.
You're delusional.
They're not charging you head on.
He can wait you out.
Ooh, can I give the gorillas guns and then
have like five gun guys?
Let's go.
Valid.
I'm taking this serious.
Valid point.
That's my genuine--
Valid point.
--response to that question.
Hey, where am I at?
Oh, like, where do you spawn?
Good question.
No, dude, where am I going right now?
Right in three miles.
Unless we're picking up more stuff at his place.
No, thank you.
Next question.
James, your apartment is literally four gray walls.
Yeah, dude, it feels like the Unabomber's cabin.
You don't even have a table.
Can you be excited about one thing?
Like, just for once?
Like, I wish I had my own place to decorate.
Where are you headed, Day?
Uh, home for now.
Gotta get on my ZipRecruiter grind, I guess.
What'd you study again?
Graphic design.
The backbone of the economy.
You know, you could always go into prospecting.
I heard gold is huge right now.
Look at that.
Always got something to say, right?
Always gotta input something, that two cents is.
Regardless, I don't need to decorate.
It'll be months before I even see my coworkers as
like sentient beings, much less invite them
over to see my rug or rubber duvet or bullshit.
Fish, I was surprised you and James didn't move in together,
man.
Ugh.
Oh.
[LAUGHS] I don't know if that would work.
Oh, holy shit.
Tyler, you never answered the question.
OK, I'll tell you what.
If it ends this conversation, I guess
I'll go hawks and gorillas.
Yep, Tyler in clutch.
Tyler in clutch.
Air superiority.
I could take 50 hawks, no problem.
James, you cannot take 50 hawks.
You simply cannot.
Oh, but you can train gorillas and give them rifles?
That's not-- that's not too far?
As a matter of fact, yes, I could.
Who's that monkey-loving lady?
June--
Jane Goodall!
Jane Goodall, dude.
Jane Goodall.
Jane Goodall did not do that.
She did not do that.
Yes, she did.
Actually, though, biggest Nobel snub of all time, though.
She didn't win the Nobel Prize?
Mnh-mnh.
Jane.
OK, fine.
I have no business knowing that.
Conversation over.
I could, though, for the record.
Yeah, there's no record, actually.
Yeah, literally no record.
Oh, right here, T.
That Jane pull was crazy.
I know, right?
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
190 [POWERFUL WIND, SCRATCHING]
You sure about this turn, Day?
Uh, yeah.
It just says go straight from here.
All right, what about you, Tyler?
How are you doing, man?
How's the-- how's the real world treating you?
I mean, the HVAC work's pretty steady, but, uh--
Tell you one thing, I ain't talked about gorillas and rats
and shit in quite a while.
Do you no longer meet the day with glee, Tyler?
Wait, does your spirit no longer yearn for adventure?
OK, satchel.
What's your big plan?
What, you still figuring it out?
I mean, network engineer's starting salary is $70K.
Five to seven years, I'll scale to $150,000.
Make safe investments, move to some random fuck
city like Milwaukee, settle down with my best option,
get into pottery or some bullshit.
I'll then shovel wasted potential in my first kid,
have a second with some sort of physical deformity
because, you know, aging sperm count.
I love how in your made-up, horrible life
you still make six figures and have a loving family.
You know, I think I'd like to be put
into some sort of, like, medically-induced coma.
Jesus Christ.
Hooked up to, like, serotonin oxy cocktails
that are released via--
Oh, wah, wah.
--big fun buttons I press.
So that's the plan, huh?
No offense, T. Real life seems like it sucks ass.
No offense.
I mean, sometimes it does, dude.
I mean, it can't be all bad.
How are things with you and Hannah?
Wait, T, you in a thing?
Actually, Day, we, uh-- we split up a few months ago.
Oh, shit, man.
What happened?
[SIGHS] Ah, you know, I'd rather not get personal.
Oh.
Tyler, I'm begging you.
Please get personal.
I'm on my hands and knees begging you.
Tyler, please.
239 [SIGHS] I met Hannah when I was on leave from base.
We were seein' each other bout five months,
and she asked me to get serious.
You know, at first, I thought, it could be a thing, you know?
I like the chick, and she liked me, too.
But she wanted me to--
she wanted me to--
She what?
What?
She wanted to meet up and pick pumpkins.
250 What?
Like, she wanted me to drive three hours up
to meet her and pick pumpkins together.
I know, so what?
255 I mean, y'all asked why it didn't work out.
257 [LAUGHS] Are you joking?
I thought you liked her.
No fucking way.
I don't know, man.
She wanted to pick fucking pumpkins, man.
She wanted to go to an apple yard, vineyard, fall activity
bullshit.
That's what ended your relationship with a human being?
It wasn't just the goddamn pumpkins, man.
It was the three-hour drive up.
No, no, no.
Man, fuck y'all, you know?
Like, I'm ready to settle down, you know?
I'm not trying to bullshit like that.
You're ready to settle down, Tyler?
I mean, what the fuck else am I gonna do?
Well, I'm sorry you had that, you know, happen to yourself.
It's all good, man.
I mean, she moved on.
I'll move on too.
Tyler, I'll tell you one thing, though.
What?
That new guy she's with is definitely
somewhere picking fucking pumpkins with her right now.
You're god damn right.
You know, I actually--
I actually took a girl to a pumpkin patch once,
and it was a fantastic time.
Fisher, no offense, you're exactly the kind of guy
to be at some apple vineyard, pumpkin patch,
whatever the fuck with your soul mate.
Probably wearing corduroy.
Dude, no, you're just fucking on me today.
Like, how is that even offensive that I--
I'm somewhat agreeable or--
Hey, I'm sorry.
Where's this turn at?
Did I miss it?
Uh, no, it just says go straight from here.
We should be the goddamn highway right now, man.
Something's wrong.
Sorry, did James distract you?
Are we fucking lost?
Says go straight, man.
Nah, I'm gonna hit a U-ey.
Dude, it says go straight.
Nah.
305 [WIND WHISTLING]
307 Yo.
You good?
310 What is this?
I'm sorry for ragging on you earlier.
Is this self-awareness?
I wasn't apologizing.
I was just acknowledging that I was ragging.
OK, yeah, there it goes.
Buh-bye.
Why are you so jumpy today?
It feels like you're like breakdance fighting right now.
Yo, T, you good?
I wouldn't pass this motherfucker, man.
Yo, T, slow down.
I didn't pass a goddamn turn.
Oh, shit.
Fuck!
[TIRES SCREECHING]
[GROANS]
You good?
Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Is everybody OK?
I'm fine.
Oh, my God.
[SCOFFS]
Did-- did we miss the turn?
I'm sorry, I didn't--
I didn't see it coming.
Listen, Tyler, fuck Maps.
If there's a dead end, we passed by our entrance on the way back.
Did we miss it twice?
It's fine.
We missed a turn.
Let's just turn back.
I didn't miss a turn.
346 Yeah, you did.
No, I didn't.
Yeah, you did.
No, I didn't.
Guys, it's fine.
We missed a fucking turn.
How else would we have hit a dead end?
354 This is where we came in at.
Dude, what the-- what the fuck are you talking about?
What?
[ENGINE IDLING]
359 I didn't miss a fucking turn.
Tyler.
Yo, T. Yo, get back in the car, man.
OK.
[HAZARD LIGHTS CLICKING]
Well--
Dude, why are you pressing him?
I'm not pressing him.
Yes, you are.
No, I'm not.
You made it serious, man.
Is vehicular manslaughter not serious?
Yeah, but you're just, like, being a dick about it.
OK.
My chest hurts.
I'm getting out.
You're first mad.
No, you're first mad.
379 Are you done with your temper tantrum yet?
I want to leave.
Give him a sec.
I don't know why he's so on tonight.
You know he's only acting like that because Tyler is here.
He hasn't seen him in so long, bro's
putting on the performance of a lifetime.
And he's not gonna admit it, but he's for sure gonna miss us.
388 Yeah.
390 What?
392 Dude, I don't know.
I feel like we did only turn just once.
395 [WIND WHOOSHES]
397 [WIND WHOOSHES]
Fisher!
[HORN ALARM BLARING]
What the fuck!
Oh, my God!
Aah!
[SCREAMING]
Let me in!
Please!
Let me in!
Help me!
Fisher!
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING AND SCREAMING]
[HORN BLARING]
Wait!
[SCREAMING AND SHOUTING CONTINUES]
419 Ah!
Get off me!
Ah!
Fisher!
Day!
Oh, my God!
[SCREAMING AND SHOUTING CONTINUES]
427 [TIRES SCREECHING, BODIES THUDDING]
429 Fisher!
Fisher, talk to me.
Fisher!
[SCREAMING]
Fisher, talk to me!
Are you OK?
[SCREAMING]
[HORN HONKING]
438 [DOORS CLOSING]
[ENGINE REVS, TIRES SCREECH]
441 [MOANS] Fuck!
Fuck!
James, you got to stop the bleeding, man.
Get something from the fucking back!
Get us off this fucking road right now!
Get off this fucking road!
What the fuck!
What the fuck was that!
A fucking group car jacking?
No, they weren't a team.
They were attacking each other!
They didn't attack me.
They didn't attack you!
Dude, what the fuck are you saying?
They wanted the car.
OK, so clearly they didn't want to be where the fuck
we are right now!
They were all running from something?
Somewhere?
They were fucking scared!
Why were they fucking scared?
Why the fuck did they want the car?
Listen out.
Listen out what just happened.
Listen out what we know, OK?
There's people in the woods.
They want the car.
What else?
Guys, the road!
473 I never made a turn once I got on this road.
That's the fucking way we came in.
That's our entrance, I promise.
So those trees just fucking appeared!
The trees just fucking appeared!
That's what you're fucking saying!
[DISSONANT MUSIC PLAYING]
481 Where's this fucking turn at?
I got nothing.
It hurts so fucking bad, dude.
Maybe it was a drug den.
Or maybe they were like escapees?
Maybe they were just waiting for other cars.
Gas is at a quarter tank.
[GRUNTS] Tyler.
Tyler, it's bleeding, man.
It's fucking-- it's bleeding again.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
All right, let's stop and get our bearings straight.
I can tie this tighter.
495 [SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]
[WHIMPERS]
You gonna be all right, man.
Hey, hey.
Calm down, bro.
Gonna be all right.
It's just a fucking cut.
Hey.
You OK?
My chest is, like, throbbing.
It's better.
You good?
How's that?
Tighten it.
Yeah.
Is that too tight?
No, it's OK.
[THUD]
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
[ENGINE REVS, TIRES SCREECH]
What the fuck, man!
What the fuck!
[CRYING] What the fuck?
What the fuck?
How?
522 We were driving--
[PANTING]
Maybe we just didn't drive far enough away.
They came from the side.
They came from the fucking side.
Doesn't matter where they came from.
Got to keep driving anyways.
530 Just look out for the turn.
532 We don't know where we are right now.
534 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYS]
536 [TONE SOUNDS]
538 Hey, T. Is your gas meter broken?
540 Wasn't yesterday.
It's bright enough we can see in the woods.
Day, if you want to pull over, I'll drive.
Right here.
Thanks.
Hey, wait, wait, wait.
Maybe, um-- Maybe don't turn the car off.
548 Don't.
[ENGINE IDLING]
551 James, pop the hood.
553 [HOOD OPENS]
You guys hear anything?
556 Still no signal.
558 Dude, I don't know of any roads that drive
for six hours with no turns.
I don't know how or what--
I know.
This car shouldn't be running.
564 Fish.
Guys.
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING AND SCREAMING IN DISTANCE]
568 Hey.
Everybody get in the car!
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING CONTINUES IN DISTANCE]
572 But--
574 What-- what-- what the fuck is--
what the fuck is this place?
Um-- Yeah, this is not, uh-- this is not real life anymore.
No, this-- I mean, look, the people, the dead end, the gas,
the fucking car is still working--
What the fuck are you saying?
James?
My brain immediately goes to some sort of, like, lucid dream,
but I've never done that.
Let's just start from the top then.
I mean, what were we doing?
We were-- we were unpacking and then-- and then
we were just talking.
And then we hit this dead end.
So, you know, maybe we crashed?
You know?
The driving, the road-- maybe you
keep doing what you were doing when you died.
I did not kill us.
Don't put that shit on me.
I am not saying that you killed us.
I'm saying that you crashed.
James, do not blame him.
Don't fucking blame him, OK?
We never crashed.
Look, I'm not mad if he killed us.
I'm just trying to process, OK?
Saying we're dead is not processing.
It kind of is now.
This is not real life.
OK, so then what?
How does that change our situation?
I don't know, which is why I'm trying to talk about it!
Stop fucking yelling at me!
OK?
I'm gonna fucking freak.
I'm gonna freak out.
We need a practical answer.
We don't need to be worried about what or why caused this.
I am being practical.
I mean, what the fuck else is there to do besides drive?
If there are still people in the woods, every time we stop,
someone needs to sleep so we can take shifts.
Just-- we cannot stop moving.
I'm good to keep going.
I got more hours than me.
If we do stop, we don't turn the car off.
Do not touch the key.
Pull over, swap, get back in, go.
OK.
OK, look, we're not in the right state of mind
to be dealing with this right now,
so we keep driving for the rest of the day
while we can still look for an exit.
And then--
[TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES]
633 [WIND WHISTLING]
635 [STATIC CRACKING]
637 Dude, I-- [BREATHING SHALLOWLY] I can't sleep.
I can't-- I can't fucking sleep, dude.
Like, I can't turn my fucking brain off.
I can't fucking sleep either.
It's like I'm not even--
I'm not even tired.
644 24 hours later and I'm not--
not even hungry.
647 Yeah, I'm sorry, guys, but there's no--
there's no turn coming.
650 James, you really think we're dead?
I mean, it's definitely on the table.
Yeah.
Well, you seem to be handling it pretty well.
So just this?
Forever?
657 Why the fuck would this be the afterlife?
I mean, it doesn't have to be the afterlife.
You know, it could be--
you know, it could be anything.
Like what?
I don't know, like a drug trip or like a wormhole or like a,
you know, ancient curse we triggered.
You think we might have caused this?
Like something we did?
I mean, look, not to--
not to point fingers, but did anyone do anything horrible
recently?
You know, something, like, evil--
that would curse us?
672 No?
No one wants to confess that they, like, drunk-drove and hit
a small child?
Like this is some ironic driving punishment?
Tyler?
678 Question was sort of positioned at you?
Fuck off.
I haven't done anything to deserve this.
Dude, none of us have.
OK, fine.
Any other guesses?
Seriously.
Group brainstorm here.
Anything goes.
I don't know, I was kind of thinking this felt like--
like maybe purgatory?
OK.
Purgatory.
So let's start there.
How do you escape purgatory?
694 I don't know, it feels like you have to--
you have to, like, repent or something,
or you'd have to be judged.
I can't remember, I can't remember.
Shit, dude, I fucking--
Fuck, man.
I never-- I never should have told my mom
I wasn't religious anymore.
This is fucking me up, dude.
If she thought that I was dead, she would genuinely
believe that I am in Hell.
She would totally-- it would ruin her fucking life.
We don't even know that we're dead yet,
so they wouldn't think that.
They just think we're--
I don't know, missing.
Or we might actually be in hell.
So you could-- you can give your parents, you know, some props.
You are un-fucking-believable.
Do you guys think we deserve this?
No.
Personally, no.
I mean, I'm not perfect, but this definitely
seems like overkill.
719 OK, I might have, you know, a sin.
721 Fuck, you know, school was getting too much on top of work,
which felt fucking pointless because I
had to go back home for my little sister anyway, but--
725 may have tried to, you know, kill myself.
727 Day--
OK, can we, like, fucking relax?
James, is this not what you wanted to talk about?
Why didn't you-- why didn't you tell us?
That's insane.
I don't fucking know, Fish.
You would have just tried to tell my parents,
and James would have just tried to fucking philosophy me
or weaponize it.
Hey, whoa, what the fuck?
Look, I only brought it up 'cause I thought maybe
we'd all done it.
Like, maybe that's why we're here.
741 Well, fuck me then, I guess.
No, Day, you don't have to--
Don't say that.
It's fine.
Actually emotional catharsis or sharing secrets,
that's a great idea.
Is anyone here carrying a big weight, you know,
something that's maybe specifically between us?
Tyler?
751 I mean, you seem like you got something going on.
I'm the most well-adjusted person in the vehicle.
No offense, Day.
None taken.
Agreed.
I mean, it was nice getting to see you all again and--
758 I don't think I did anything that would
have caused us to end up here.
But I don't think worrying about if I did or not is
gonna change anything either.
I mean, this is--
this is above us.
765 But you never killed anyone, right?
I never fucking deployed, man.
James, you don't think that there's anything that you
might have done, you know?
I mean, maybe I took my life for granted
or I didn't commit to the right deity, but--
772 Fish, you are genuinely my best friend.
Day, I'm sorry I wasn't there for you last year.
Tyler, I missed you, man.
Thank you guys for being my friends.
I love you guys.
778 Fuck, I thought that would do it.
Well, maybe if you actually meant it, then--
I did mean it.
Are you telling me I went soft for nothing?
Yeah, maybe it's a forest full of people
James has been a dick to.
That would explain why we're here.
Maybe it's a forest full of people I've given dick to.
It would be a barren forest.
I definitely wouldn't fucking be here.
789 How long do y'all think we can do this?
Just sitting in here, driving all day.
792 I mean, what else can we do?
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYS]
795 [HORN HONKING STACCATO]
[HORN HONK SUSTAINED]
798 [ENGINE IDLING]
800 There.
802 What the fuck?
804 [SHOUTING AND SCREAMING IN DISTANCE]
806 James.
[ENGINE REVS, TIRES SCREECH]
809 About a minute 30.
OK.
A minute 30 to explore the woods.
813 All right, then.
When the sun comes up, I'll go in.
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYS]
817 [DOOR AJAR TONE DINGING]
[HAZARD LIGHTS CLICKING]
820 [BRUSH RUSTLING]
[PANTING]
823 [HORN HONKING]
[DOOR AJAR TONE DINGING, HAZARD LIGHTS CLICKING]
[TIMER RINGS]
[ENGINE REVS, TIRES SCREECH]
I could only make it 100 yards out.
Nothing but woods.
There's still people out there just laying there.
831 OK, 640, static.
[STATIC CRACKLING]
650, static.
670, static.
[TIMER RINGS]
Come on, T. Come on, T. Let's go, man.
Tyler, come on.
Tyler.
840 OK, guys, we've got flashlight, Tyler's spare clothes, phones,
anything that's already downloaded on them.
Charger.
Car manual.
And also this Clif Bar.
What happens if we eat something?
Yeah, no, probably shouldn't eat that.
Could be digesting that forever.
849 [ENGINE IDLING]
851 30 seconds, guys.
Getting tired at the same number.
I'm not building any muscle.
Everything's just too specific.
It just feels like designed.
I'm not getting tired.
I'm not hungry.
No sexual arousal.
I'm guessing.
James, please.
This is supposed to be my alone time.
OK, but I'm healing normally.
Right, but he's still healing.
[TIMER RINGS]
15 seconds.
We got to go.
Fuck.
If see this again, it's a loop.
Are we going clockwise?
Yeah, clockwise.
[GROANS]
873 [TIMER RINGS]
875 [TIMER RINGS]
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING AND SCREAMING IN DISTANCE]
878 [PANTING]
[TIMER RINGS]
881 [TIMER RINGS]
Tyler, let's go.
Come on.
885 90 seconds.
887 Come on, come on.
889 Where are we, man?
Where the fuck are we at, man?
What the fuck is this place?
Say something, God damn it!
Where are we?
Where the fuck are we at, man?
[HORN HONKING]
[SCREAMING] Help me!
Help me!
[TIMER RINGS]
900 We got to go, man.
Let's go.
[MAN SCREAMING IN DISTANCE]
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
905 [TIMER RINGING]
907 Yeah.
Guys--
What's wrong?
I'm just, uh-- you know, another--
[WHIMPERS]
It's OK.
Another panic-- dude--
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I want to be unconscious.
I want to go to bed.
I want to sleep.
You know?
I want to go home.
What is this for?
Why is this fucking happening?
This is-- I don't want to be in here.
I want to get out.
It's OK.
It's all right.
I want to get out of the fucking car.
929 What the-- what the fuck did we do?
[WHIMPERS] Dude.
932 Fuck.
934 Fish?
936 Oh, shit.
938 Day, start the timer.
940 We should talk to them.
How?
We don't need to talk to them.
Don't get out of the fucking car.
Do not get out of the fucking.
I'm not getting out of the car.
947 What the fuck do we need to talk to them for, man?
They could have answers.
Answers?
If we pull this fucking car up and they cut us off, we're done.
We have to drive regardless.
We're not turning around.
If we turn around on the road right now, we can wait them out.
You're saying that they're bad guys?
We cannot afford to lose this car.
We're coming up on a minute.
We to make a decision now.
No one's saying anything about losing the car.
We don't even know what this is.
All we know is that this is something new.
This isn't a fucking puzzle, dude.
This is our goddamn lives.
Get back in the fucking car!
Tyler, do something!
We need to get him!
Tyler, drive!
[INAUDIBLE]
[PANTING]
970 [VEHICLE APPROACHING]
972 James.
What is it?
The odometer is past a million.
976 How many years of driving is that?
[TIMER RINGS]
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING AND SCREAMING IN DISTANCE]
[ENGINE REVVING]
981 [ENGINE REVVING FASTER]
983 Tyler, what are you doing?
Tyler.
Slow down, Tyler.
Tyler, what are you doing?
Tyler, stop.
Tyler, please!
Slow the car down.
Stop!
Stop doing this!
Stop!
Slow down, Tyler!
Please, stop!
Tyler, please!
Stop the car!
Please, Tyler!
Stop the car!
Stop it!
I'm sorry!
Tyler, Tyler.
Tyler, please!
Please, Tyler, stop!
I'm sorry!
[ENGINE REVVING SLOWS]
1012 [SHIFTS GEAR]
[ENGINE IDLING]
1015 [DOOR CLOSES]
1017 [WIND BLOWING]
1019 [SILENCE]
1021 [ENGINE IDLING]
1023 All right, what do you want to do?
What do you want to do?
What do you think happens after the panic?
Like, once the car's gone, what happens?
I don't know, they probably returned to, like,
dormancy or something.
1030 T?
1032 Tyler.
1034 What the fuck?
I can't sit in that metal box and worry, man.
Can't keep worrying about shit that don't end.
Worry?
Tyler, it's-- it's not worry, man.
It's-- we're-- we're figuring it out.
I don't really give a shit what it is.
I'm not doing it no more.
1043 Like, years of this shit?
I'm not living my life in 90-second breaks.
1046 Just tell them it wasn't for me.
1048 What the fuck are you even gonna do out here?
1050 I don't know.
1052 Is that it?
You're not gonna try to talk me into staying?
1055 You excited about the leg room?
1057 [TIMER RINGS]
1059 [HORN HONKING, ENGINE REVVING]
1061 Let me know if you find an end.
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1064 Dude--
What the fuck?
Where is Tyler?
Dude, pull up, pull up, pull up, pull up.
1070 Move!
Day--
Tyler!
James.
Tyler!
Where is he?
I'll tell you--
What are you doing?
What is this?
What are you doing?
What the fuck happened!
Where is he?
Day, we've gotta go.
You gotta get in the fucking car.
I don't give a shit.
Where is Tyler?
Day, please.
Say something.
Get in the car!
Day, please get in the car.
Get in the fucking car!
Day, get in the car, please!
Day, please, get in the fucking car.
Tyler!
Day, we gotta go!
Get in the car!
Come on, let's go!
Drive, drive, drive!
Go, go, go, go, go!
[TENSE MUSIC BUILDING]
1104 What the fuck happened!
1106 What-- what happened?
1108 He gave up.
[MUSIC CRESCENDOS]
1111 [MUSIC STOPS]
[RUMBLING]
1114 Dude, the sun is so fucking weird.
Dude, shut up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut up!
We get one song.
You were doing so good.
You have to be quiet for three minutes.
Just pick another.
Absolutely not.
We have to save them.
[MID-TEMPO POP MUSIC PLAYING]
1126 (SINGING) So, it's on
The feeling's gone and moving on
Time is only mine to steal
Working on what is real
Found my song
Sang it wrong, no fooling
Warming up to all my chills
Thinking I'm over the hill
Tell me not to dwell
'cause I don't feel like no one else, oh
OK, guys, warm up over.
It's 8 o'clock.
Good morning, good morning.
Good morning.
All right, James, start us off.
Um, gloves.
Like.
Big like.
Dislike.
Why do you dislike gloves?
Don't trust them.
Suspicious.
OK, windshield wipers.
Oh, hard pass.
What do you have against windshield wipers?
Big dislike.
I do not understand why they need more than one speed.
You just look goofy, OK?
You're on a highway, right?
Right.
Light rain.
You see-- you look over and you see a guy,
and he still can't see.
You look insane.
Dude, I will raw-dog a hurricane.
I'm like a torpedo.
I don't even see the water.
You're absurd.
Oh, OK.
Oceans.
Oh, absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
Dislike.
Nope.
Not for me.
Why don't you like the ocean?
Imagine living in a place where you have to sprint 24/7 so that
something 50 times your size doesn't demolish you.
Like, our species was born in water,
and it was so fucking horrible that we grew legs
to get out of it.
Yeah, all right.
I, like, agree with that.
Oh, I think we're gonna have to pause "like and dislike" time.
We've got a green Honda.
One point.
You don't get a point.
That's beige.
It's not a beige car.
That's khakis on wheels.
That's not khakis on wheels.
[ENGINE IDLING]
1189 [TIMER RINGS]
[WHISTLES] Time to go.
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING AND SCREAMING IN DISTANCE]
[SPEAKING SPANISH] Man, I'm getting good.
Just give me a couple more months.
I'm gonna be fluent.
Oh, totally, man.
Yeah.
You realize your Spanish is gonna
be heavily car related, right?
Watch this.
[SPEAKING FLUENT SPANISH]
1202 OK.
Mr. Bilingual.
You know what we should do?
We should learn Spanish just so we can communicate
without James understanding.
Terrific idea.
I second that.
I will learn it out of spite.
It's almost 10:00.
I'm checking out for a bit before my shift.
You know, you could definitely learn another language, man.
It's really good stimuli.
1215 You know what I'm thinking?
I was this fucking close to downloading Subway Surfers
before we turned up to the stupid fucking road.
Where were we going?
Where were we going that day?
I don't know.
I legit can't remember.
Tyler was helping us move out of college.
He came up a day early to hang out and get food with us,
so we were going out.
Oh, yeah.
1227 Do you think eventually we'll have talked about everything
ever, and just never have any new stimuli ever again?
1230 Wait, dude.
Look at that.
[CHUCKLES] Wait, wait, wait.
Check out this gas I cooked up last night, man.
I never shoulda smoked dat shit.
Now I'm on the endless road.
[LAUGHS] Me on the endless road.
Like, this one.
Me when people come out of the woods.
[BOTH LAUGH]
Dude, asphalt companies be like, "big ups."
[LAUGHS] Big ups. Big ups.
James be like, "where's this turn at?"
That's funny. yeah.
I'm looking at these and I'm realizing,
like, I barely have any photos of my family in here.
Just like a bunch of meaningless bullshit.
Saturated photos of the Geico lizard shitting.
Hey, it's noon.
[CHUCKLES]
[ENGINE IDLING]
1252 [SCREAMING]
1254 [LAUGHS]
1256 I want to eat this.
I want to eat this so bad, y'all.
Like, I don't even care what happens.
I just want to taste something.
No.
Part of our original items.
Here for a reason.
Talked about this.
Do you hear yourself?
It's a Clif Bar.
[TIMER RINGS]
Air-out time.
All right, I will start.
Start your engines.
Can I start?
Yes.
OK, uh, James, I know this isn't Six Flags,
but can you please be a little more
positive during our routine.
I think it would really benefit you to just,
you know, scream and let it out with us just once.
Fair.
Day, you're overattentive to my emotions
and it's annoying as fuck.
Yeah.
Fair.
I can stand to be more patient.
Um, I think designated music time is bullshit
and I should just listen to music whenever I want,
so we shouldn't do it anymore.
Fair.
No.
You can't just say no.
Day, you were driving with your legs up today.
Can you not do that? 'Cause you're gonna crash us.
OK, fair.
But I literally won't.
That's ridiculous.
Fair.
But you're ADHD as fuck, and yes, you will.
Fair.
James, stop psychoanalyzing me all the time.
Fair.
But I'm not though.
Fair.
Yes, you are.
Fair.
Fisher, you're soft as baby shit and you take things
too personally.
Unfair.
Why are you so pressed all the damn time?
We're trying to have--
You're just gonna attack my person and then--
Fair.
Day, Fish is not your little brother.
Oh, blow me.
You have negative drip, and you get no bitches,
and you fucking stick.
You're musty, and there are no bitches to get.
[TIMER RINGS]
1317 What's next on the schedule?
1319 My favorite part of the day.
[MID TEMPO POP MUSIC PLAYING FROM EARLIER] Wait, no.
You got your shirt.
It's a simple hop.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
That's literally it.
That's all you have to do.
It's so easy.
That's it.
Please.
Please do it.
All right.
What a surprise.
[TIMER RINGS]
Every time we get through the second act, it's like somebody--
I mean, next time.
Help me!
(MOCKINGLY) Help me!
[LAUGHS]
Somebody help me!
[BOTH RIFFING INDISTINCTLY]
1342 Story time.
Who's up?
James?
Oh, I have one.
It's pretty good.
All right, let's hear it, man.
It's actually about Tyler.
When he got suspended.
Oh, shit.
Was that senior year?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
OK.
Go, go, go, go.
Tell us.
Right as school ended, Tyler went across the street
to the gas station.
That's literally right across the street from school.
And he's in there loading up on like $80 worth of vapes
and Smirnoff with his fake ID.
And while he's in there, Coach Shive, Miss Ingle, and Mr.
Govreau, they all walk in at the same time.
And obviously there's three teachers there,
and they confront him at the counter, right?
And they're like, "give us your fucking fake," right?
And he's in deep shit.
The manager is behind the counter
getting ready to call the fucking cops.
And Coach Shive is disciplining him
so that he doesn't get arrested.
And so then Tyler literally just says--
he says, "oh, you know what?
Uh, I have more fakes in my car.
I'm sorry, but I'll just go get them."
He walks out of the gas station, he just gets in his car,
and he just fucking dips.
Dude, no fucking way.
He dips.
He's gone.
Yeah.
And so he goes to school the next day
and he's in the parking lot, and all of the principals
are waiting for him, right?
And they're like, "what the fuck was that yesterday?"
Tyler literally just says-- he just looks at them and goes,
"no, I didn't really want to deal with it then."
Dude.
Yeah, that was it.
Yeah.
The guy's a legend.
I know He just walked out of 7-Eleven being like,
"I just won."
And he did.
I mean, yeah.
He was probably so happy he didn't have to go to school.
No, definitely.
Dude's crazy.
Yeah, it was good.
He won.
1402 Do you guys think we could have done something differently?
No.
He was a stubborn bastard.
1406 Maybe one day we'll go back for him.
1408 Go back?
Yeah.
Go back.
Save him.
The answer is forward, Day.
The answer?
Yes.
1416 James, what do you think the road is?
I don't know.
I need to know more first.
No.
I know you've been thinking about it for a long time.
So what do you think it is?
I don't know.
I'm just still learning.
What else is there to learn?
You know, why are you even asking?
I'm only asking because I know you still care.
And you don't?
1429 I mean-- I mean, I'm here.
And so you just don't care about any of this, then?
James, what are we doing?
We're making progress.
That's it.
OK, James.
OK.
1437 [DOWN-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS]
1439 Hey, honey.
I was just calling to see how you're doing
and to see if you got my package that I sent.
I couldn't find the kind of peanut butter you like,
but I got a different kind.
I hope you like that.
Not much else has happened.
Uh, we did our routine.
Same as always.
James didn't scream with us again.
I hope Mom is doing OK.
I hope you're doing OK too, sis.
Happy birthday!
Whoo!
1454 Love you guys.
1456 [MUFFLED SCREAMING]
1458 [TIMER RINGS]
[ENGINE IDLING]
1461 Hey, something's different.
1463 No one.
1465 Maybe less people make it this far.
1467 It must be his car.
Yo!
1470 This your car?
1472 [CLAPPING]
Yo!
Hello.
1476 This is huge.
This is fucking huge.
I mean, there's no more people trying to Grand Theft Auto us.
This means something.
Am I wrong?
Like what?
We made it past the scary part?
Look, there was a guy in the woods, and he gave up.
We're continuing.
It feels like that we're actually getting
closer to something here.
Yeah, man, we get it.
It's good.
There are people out there that are giving up and losing
themselves.
That's what-- that's what's gotten us farther
than most people out here.
It feels like that we're actually moving towards a goal.
You know, I kind of miss the feeling
that we first felt when we first got on the road.
You know, that hope for a turn.
You know, I miss feeling things in general.
Yeah, it's almost like--
like we're feeling weaker shades of emotions that
used to feel really intense.
Guys, what the fuck is this?
What?
What the fuck is this?
What?
This is a fucking sign of something.
This is-- this is a new thing.
This is a good thing.
That's what it is.
That's the good thing, man.
I just--
Because it's new.
We haven't seen this before.
I think you should just be careful about your, you know,
expectations and stuff.
What are you talking about expectations?
I didn't say anything about expectations.
This means something absolutely brand new.
I mean, you're just getting excited, man.
You should be careful.
It's not about me getting excited.
Yes, it is.
It's not about me getting excited.
You guys want to talk about emotions?
Why the hell are you guys-- why the hell are you guys
getting so depressed then?
There's new information.
We can spend time outside of the car.
It's nothing more than that.
We're literally just trying to get you to be
a little bit more realistic.
I am completely neutral about the situation.
Because if you have these expectations,
you're going to be disappointed!
I don't fucking have expectations!
Shut the fuck up, everybody, OK?
No anger in the fucking car!
1538 [ENGINE IDLING]
1540 Air-out time.
1542 I'll go first.
James-- I think we should stop driving.
1545 I can drive.
What?
I know it sucks to have to work out here, so I can take it--
always.
We don't have to divvy up shifts anymore.
I'll take them all.
1552 [ENGINE IDLING]
1554 30 more minutes of outside time.
1556 James-- uh, digest an entire cylinder of PVC pipe or floss
every 15 minutes?
1559 PVC pipe.
Yeah, I was leaning more towards the floss,
but I guess you could ingest, you know,
smaller parts of the PVC pipe over time.
You know, like have a time limit.
Right?
Sure.
1567 [HORN HONKING]
[DOWN-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING]
1570 What if we're supposed to suffer here?
1572 What if that's the point?
1574 Well, then that's bullshit.
1576 I'll do it.
For him.
1579 For us.
1581 No.
It should be me.
1584 [ENGINE IDLING]
1586 [DOOR CLOSES]
1588 [ENGINE STOPS]
Day!
[DOOR CLOSES]
1592 [KEYS JINGLING]
1594 [DOOR CLOSES]
1596 I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry.
Give me the keys.
James-- I need you to give up.
OK?
I need you to give up, man.
You are torturing yourself for an answer
that just doesn't exist, OK?
You are the reason that you're suffering here now.
The engine's still hot.
It might still turn back on.
So just-- just give me the keys.
No.
We can't keep doing this to ourselves.
You can't keep doing this to yourself, OK?
We won't let you.
I didn't do this to myself.
I didn't put myself here.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're here too, James.
We lost everything too.
We are here too.
The only difference is that we've been trying to accept it.
Because this life is easy for you!
Because you're both OK just sitting around
and doing fucking nothing.
You're both OK just being victims here!
1625 It's over, man.
1627 It's done.
1629 James!
[BOTH GRUNTING]
Stop!
James!
Fucking stop!
James, get the fuck off of him!
James, let him go!
Stop!
James, fucking stop!
He can't fucking breathe!
Fisher, let go!
[KEYS JINGLE]
1643 [ENGINE CRANKING]
Oh.
Oh, it was a test.
It was a test.
Oh, my God, it was fucking test.
It was a fucking test!
Oh, my God.
That was it.
Oh, my God.
James, there is no test.
So then just this?
Just here?
Forever!
I had hope, Day!
You have no idea what any of this could have meant!
James, it doesn't fucking mean anything.
OK?
There is no reason.
It just happened.
What the fuck do you know about reason?
You were going to kill yourself!
1665 Come on.
[ENGINE CRANKING]
Fucking, please start.
Please start.
Look, I will do anything.
Who the fuck are you talking to?
Come on.
Turn.
Fuck.
[CRANKING CONTINUES]
I will do it.
Just please, please!
Please start!
Fuck!
Just turn it on!
[CRANKING CONTINUES]
Please start!
[SCREAMS]
[ENGINE STARTS]
1688 11:20.
Why is the road setting a forest?
Why not an endless staircase?
[SNIFFS]
1693 Over.
1695 Hey, what is this?
What is this?
What's going on?
Hey.
Hey, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it.
[RAIN PATTERING]
Oh, this is good.
This is new.
Yeah.
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
Wait.
Wait, is this bad?
Hang on.
This is bad?
This is bad.
Please?
Wait, please tell me.
Please tell me.
What is this?
What the fuck is this!
Wait!
Please, please!
We can talk about this.
Fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Fuck, fuck!
It's because I left them, right?
Oh, God!
Shit!
[RAIN PATTERING]
1733 [PATTERING SLOWS]
1735 [PATTERING STOPS]
1737 [MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS]
1739 [MUSIC CONTINUES]
1741 [MUSIC CRESCENDOS]
1743 [MUSIC STOPS]
1745 [INSECT BUZZING]
1747 [INSECTS CHIRPING]
1749 [ENGINE IDLING]
1751 [SOBBING]
1753 Fuck.
[CRYING] It's really good.
1756 [SIGHS]
1758 [SCREAMING]
1760 All right, I'm coming.
[MID TEMPO POP MUSIC PLAYING SOFTLY]
1763 [DOWN-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS]
1765 Hey, can I ask you a question?
1767 Who would win in a fight--
50 hawks or a dude with a gun?
1770 Probably the-- probably the hawks.
There's like 50 of them.
You think so?
Yeah.
1775 Hm.
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
1778 [WIND BLOWING]
1780 [MID-TEMPO POP MUSIC PLAYS]
1782 (SINGING) So, it's on
The feeling's gone and moving
Time is only mine to steal
Working on what is real
Found my song
Sang it wrong, no fooling
Warming up to all my chills
Thinking I'm over the hill
Tell me not to dwell
'cause I don't feel like no one else, oh,
Why can't I feel like there's something wrong?
1794 Why can't I feel like there's something gone?
1796 Wait, hold on
The sun has yet to dawn upon me
Reading everything I read
Know it's all in my head
The pressure's on
The feeling comes and slowly
Everyone is still
Thinking I'm over the hill
Tell me not to dwell
'cause I don't feel like no one else, oh