
3
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♪ ♪

4
00:00:47,420 --> 00:00:50,553
CHOIR LEADER: <i>Can I hear
the opening word:</i> ♪ O... ♪

5
00:00:50,553 --> 00:00:52,918
<i>Here we go. One, two, three.</i>

6
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CHOIR LEADER and STUDENTS:
♪ O... ♪

7
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CHOIR LEADER:
<i>Very good.</i>

8
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<i>Remember, the text is first.</i>

9
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<i>"In the beginning was the Word"</i>

10
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<i>So the text is what
you're concentrating on.</i>

11
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<i>Make it part of the music.</i>

12
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- Let's all breathe in.
- (students inhale)

13
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- Breathe out.
- (students exhale)

14
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Excellent. Now, let's hear
the opening chord.

15
00:01:15,943 --> 00:01:20,451
♪ O... ♪

16
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Good. Middle voices,
a little bit more.

17
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Higher voices are excellent.

18
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Bass, a little more breath.

19
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Try again.

20
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♪ O... ♪

21
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Okay, let's run the first verse.

22
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One...

23
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♪ O little town of Bethlehem ♪

24
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♪ How still we see thee lie ♪

25
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♪ Above thy deep
and dreamless sleep ♪

26
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♪ The silent stars go by ♪

27
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♪ Yet in thy dark streets
shineth ♪

28
00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:07,300
♪ The everlasting light ♪

29
00:02:07,300 --> 00:02:10,127
♪ The hopes and fears ♪

30
00:02:10,127 --> 00:02:12,899
♪ Of all the years ♪

31
00:02:12,899 --> 00:02:16,001
♪ Are met in thee ♪

32
00:02:16,001 --> 00:02:20,643
♪ Tonight. ♪

33
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Really great.
Especially that T at the end.

34
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All together.

35
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Very, very good.

36
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Excellent.

37
00:02:27,177 --> 00:02:29,850
("Silver Joy" by Damien Jurado
playing)

38
00:02:36,595 --> 00:02:40,058
♪ Let me sleep ♪

39
00:02:40,058 --> 00:02:43,094
♪ In the slumber
of the morning ♪

40
00:02:43,094 --> 00:02:46,097
(laughter, indistinct chatter)

41
00:02:46,097 --> 00:02:49,606
♪ There's nowhere I need to be ♪

42
00:02:49,606 --> 00:02:52,906
♪ And my dreams
still are calling ♪

43
00:02:55,812 --> 00:02:59,077
♪ Lay your troubles
on the ground ♪

44
00:03:01,719 --> 00:03:05,424
♪ No need to worry
about them now ♪

45
00:03:08,297 --> 00:03:12,057
♪ Daylight shaking
through the trees ♪

46
00:03:14,226 --> 00:03:17,601
♪ Do not disturb me ♪

47
00:03:17,601 --> 00:03:19,900
♪ Let me be ♪

48
00:03:25,842 --> 00:03:29,316
♪ And if you need
a place to land ♪

49
00:03:29,316 --> 00:03:32,319
♪ Come down when you are weary ♪

50
00:03:35,324 --> 00:03:38,248
♪ No more clouds to put away ♪

51
00:03:38,248 --> 00:03:40,657
- ♪ In the slumber of the... ♪
- (song stops abruptly)

52
00:03:40,657 --> 00:03:42,758
(classical music playing)

53
00:04:01,944 --> 00:04:04,175
(sighs)

54
00:04:06,278 --> 00:04:08,322
(muttering)

55
00:04:11,217 --> 00:04:13,019
Mm...

56
00:04:13,019 --> 00:04:15,186
(grunts, chuckles)

57
00:04:16,321 --> 00:04:18,992
(sighs, snickers)

58
00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:21,192
Philistines.

59
00:04:21,192 --> 00:04:26,296
Lazy, vulgar,
rancid little Philistines.

60
00:04:26,296 --> 00:04:27,704
- (knocking at door)
- Hmm?

61
00:04:27,704 --> 00:04:29,002
MISS CRANE:
Mr. Hunham?

62
00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:30,608
I'm busy right now.

63
00:04:30,608 --> 00:04:32,544
Uh, Dr. Woodrup
asked to see you.

64
00:04:35,043 --> 00:04:37,175
(sighs)

65
00:04:37,175 --> 00:04:39,177
(grunts)

66
00:04:44,822 --> 00:04:46,723
What does he want?

67
00:04:46,723 --> 00:04:49,154
Uh, I think it's
about Christmas break.

68
00:04:49,154 --> 00:04:51,992
I'll see him presently.

69
00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:53,400
What's that?

70
00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,402
Christmas cookies.

71
00:04:55,402 --> 00:04:57,129
I made them for the faculty.

72
00:04:57,129 --> 00:04:59,406
Well, not all the faculty.
(laughs)

73
00:05:00,871 --> 00:05:03,707
- Anyway, these are for you.
- Oh. (chuckles)

74
00:05:09,374 --> 00:05:11,550
("Time Has Come Today" by
The Chambers Brothers playing)

75
00:05:11,550 --> 00:05:13,343
♪ Time has come today ♪

76
00:05:13,343 --> 00:05:15,312
(lively chatter)

77
00:05:15,312 --> 00:05:18,183
♪ Young hearts
can go their way ♪

78
00:05:19,692 --> 00:05:23,496
♪ Can't put it off another day ♪

79
00:05:23,496 --> 00:05:27,401
♪ I don't care what others say ♪

80
00:05:27,401 --> 00:05:30,503
♪ They think we don't
listen anyway ♪

81
00:05:30,503 --> 00:05:32,296
♪ Time has come today ♪

82
00:05:34,135 --> 00:05:36,102
♪ Hey ♪

83
00:05:41,076 --> 00:05:42,548
♪ Oh... ♪

84
00:05:42,548 --> 00:05:44,110
Tully.

85
00:05:44,110 --> 00:05:45,782
What are you doing
with women's underwear?

86
00:05:45,782 --> 00:05:47,685
It's the same swimsuit
James Bond wears

87
00:05:47,685 --> 00:05:49,346
in <i>On Her Majesty's
Secret Service.</i>

88
00:05:49,346 --> 00:05:50,787
It can't get more masculine
than that.

89
00:05:50,787 --> 00:05:53,119
Why don't you just wear cutoffs?

90
00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:54,560
Because I'm going to St. Kitts.

91
00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:56,188
I'm not going to be
the only dickhead

92
00:05:56,188 --> 00:05:57,563
on the beach wearing cutoffs.

93
00:05:57,563 --> 00:05:59,763
(laughs):
Oh. Look out, everyone.

94
00:05:59,763 --> 00:06:01,765
Tully's going to St. Kitts.

95
00:06:01,765 --> 00:06:03,327
They still look like panties.

96
00:06:04,396 --> 00:06:06,264
You're right, Crandall.
You caught me.

97
00:06:06,264 --> 00:06:07,903
They're your mother's panties.

98
00:06:07,903 --> 00:06:09,971
Tell her thanks
for the good times!

99
00:06:09,971 --> 00:06:11,445
Hey, Tully.

100
00:06:11,445 --> 00:06:12,974
Hey, where are my cigarettes?

101
00:06:12,974 --> 00:06:14,272
Your cigarettes?

102
00:06:14,272 --> 00:06:15,746
You stole my fucking cigarettes.

103
00:06:15,746 --> 00:06:17,143
I resent
that baseless accusation.

104
00:06:17,143 --> 00:06:18,276
Cut the shit.

105
00:06:18,276 --> 00:06:19,882
I have no cigarettes now.

106
00:06:19,882 --> 00:06:21,554
And Briggs says you suddenly
had five of them

107
00:06:21,554 --> 00:06:22,951
to trade for a skin mag.

108
00:06:22,951 --> 00:06:24,722
I don't indulge in pornography.

109
00:06:24,722 --> 00:06:26,559
I get enough of the real thing.

110
00:06:26,559 --> 00:06:28,462
Especially with Crandall's mom!

111
00:06:29,454 --> 00:06:30,959
Hey, Kountze.

112
00:06:30,959 --> 00:06:32,422
Ten dollars for this?

113
00:06:32,422 --> 00:06:34,094
Looks more like a nickel bag.

114
00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:35,898
Don't buy that, Harriman.
He's ripping you off.

115
00:06:35,898 --> 00:06:38,164
- Plus, it's ditch weed.
- Fuck you, Tully.

116
00:06:38,164 --> 00:06:40,232
This shit's premium weed,
all right?

117
00:06:40,232 --> 00:06:41,937
And unlike you, I'm stuck here.

118
00:06:41,937 --> 00:06:43,576
It's got to last me
through Christmas.

119
00:06:43,576 --> 00:06:45,402
Take pity on him, Harriman.

120
00:06:45,402 --> 00:06:47,679
He's a poor little Christmas
orphan with nowhere to go.

121
00:06:47,679 --> 00:06:50,649
Little Christmas orphan
needs his pot and porn.

122
00:07:02,025 --> 00:07:04,762
Ten minutes, ladies.

123
00:07:04,762 --> 00:07:06,467
Ten minutes.

124
00:07:08,966 --> 00:07:12,000
("Silver Joy" by Damien Jurado
resumes)

125
00:07:16,501 --> 00:07:18,545
(quiet chatter)

126
00:07:22,650 --> 00:07:26,014
♪ Let me sleep ♪

127
00:07:26,014 --> 00:07:29,413
♪ In the slumber of tomorrow ♪

128
00:07:32,187 --> 00:07:35,485
♪ There's nowhere
we need to be ♪

129
00:07:35,485 --> 00:07:38,455
♪ That will not be there after ♪

130
00:07:38,455 --> 00:07:41,194
(lively, indistinct chatter)

131
00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:44,934
♪ Daylight shaking
through the trees ♪

132
00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:50,401
♪ Do not disturb me ♪

133
00:07:50,401 --> 00:07:52,513
♪ Let me be ♪

134
00:07:55,441 --> 00:07:58,882
♪ Keep me with you
on the ground ♪

135
00:08:01,249 --> 00:08:04,756
♪ All of my worries
behind me now ♪

136
00:08:08,256 --> 00:08:11,455
♪ And be sure to wake me when ♪

137
00:08:14,636 --> 00:08:19,738
♪ Eternity begins. ♪

138
00:08:19,738 --> 00:08:21,806
(indistinct chatter continues)

139
00:08:23,205 --> 00:08:25,205
I can't believe
you got out of it.

140
00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:26,437
Luck of the Irish.

141
00:08:26,437 --> 00:08:28,340
I thought this was your year.

142
00:08:28,340 --> 00:08:29,748
It was.

143
00:08:29,748 --> 00:08:32,047
I told Woodrup
my mother has lupus.

144
00:08:32,047 --> 00:08:33,543
Does she?

145
00:08:33,543 --> 00:08:36,216
I don't know. Probably.

146
00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:38,284
We don't talk
about those things.

147
00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:40,121
So, who got stuck with it?

148
00:08:40,121 --> 00:08:41,826
Who do you think?

149
00:08:43,632 --> 00:08:46,633
MR. ROSENSWIEG:
That poor walleyed bastard.

150
00:08:50,331 --> 00:08:52,067
(pen scratching on paper)

151
00:08:52,067 --> 00:08:53,970
(sighs)

152
00:09:05,247 --> 00:09:07,654
Rémy Martin. Louis XIII.

153
00:09:07,654 --> 00:09:09,920
Christmas gift from
the Board of Trustees.

154
00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:12,054
Oh, how generous of them.

155
00:09:12,054 --> 00:09:14,155
Thank you again
for doing this, Hunham.

156
00:09:14,155 --> 00:09:16,630
I wouldn't have asked
if it weren't an emergency.

157
00:09:16,630 --> 00:09:19,226
Oh, Mr. Endicott's mother, right.

158
00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:20,997
What a tragedy.

159
00:09:20,997 --> 00:09:24,297
It's not as though you had plans
to leave campus anyway.

160
00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:27,300
And, of course, there's a nice
little bonus in it for you.

161
00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:31,777
Well... (sighs) <i>"Non nobis
solum nati sumus,"</i> I suppose.

162
00:09:33,979 --> 00:09:36,815
"Not for ourselves alone
are we born."

163
00:09:39,050 --> 00:09:41,017
I'm guessing that's Cicero.

164
00:09:41,017 --> 00:09:42,953
Cicero, yes.

165
00:09:42,953 --> 00:09:45,626
(chuckling): Very good, Hardy.
You remembered.

166
00:09:53,031 --> 00:09:55,526
There'll be just four boys
holding over this year.

167
00:09:55,526 --> 00:09:57,935
Mm-hmm.

168
00:09:57,935 --> 00:10:00,839
Oh, yes. I know
a couple of these reprobates.

169
00:10:00,839 --> 00:10:05,635
Let's be a little more elastic
in our assessment, shall we?

170
00:10:05,635 --> 00:10:08,275
It's hard enough for them to be
away from home on the holidays.

171
00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,882
Latitude is the last thing
these boys need.

172
00:10:12,314 --> 00:10:16,723
Paul, at your core,
you're an excellent teacher,

173
00:10:16,723 --> 00:10:19,792
but your approach to the
students is rather traditional.

174
00:10:19,792 --> 00:10:21,827
This school was founded in 1797.

175
00:10:21,827 --> 00:10:24,390
I thought tradition
was our stock in trade.

176
00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:26,194
- Then let's call it hidebound.
- Ah.

177
00:10:26,194 --> 00:10:28,702
You know, unwavering,
resistant to...

178
00:10:28,702 --> 00:10:31,133
Yes, yes, yes, I know
what "hidebound" means.

179
00:10:31,133 --> 00:10:33,333
Uh, I get it.

180
00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:36,072
You're still angry
that I failed Jordan Osgood.

181
00:10:36,072 --> 00:10:38,712
Senator Osgood was very upset

182
00:10:38,712 --> 00:10:41,539
when Princeton rescinded
Jordan's acceptance, yes.

183
00:10:41,539 --> 00:10:43,915
And I've continued to
have to deal with the fallout.

184
00:10:43,915 --> 00:10:47,347
Hardy, are we really supposed
to let these boys just skate by

185
00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,723
as long as Daddy builds
a new gymnasium?

186
00:10:49,723 --> 00:10:51,857
Of course not.
That's not who we are.

187
00:10:51,857 --> 00:10:54,222
But we can't be ignorant
to politics.

188
00:10:54,222 --> 00:10:57,093
That boy is too dumb
to pour piss out of a boot.

189
00:10:57,093 --> 00:10:59,161
A genuine troglodyte.

190
00:10:59,161 --> 00:11:01,229
Jesus Christ, Paul.

191
00:11:01,229 --> 00:11:04,001
He was a legacy and the son
of one of our biggest donors.

192
00:11:04,001 --> 00:11:05,838
Ever think his dad
might be expecting

193
00:11:05,838 --> 00:11:07,840
a little consideration
for his dollar?

194
00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:11,371
And he got it-- a first-class
education for his son.

195
00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,076
Oh, come on, Hardy.

196
00:11:13,076 --> 00:11:17,278
As Dr. Greene used to say,
"Our one true purpose

197
00:11:17,278 --> 00:11:19,379
is to produce young men
of good character."

198
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,513
I don't care what
Dr. Greene used to say.

199
00:11:21,513 --> 00:11:23,350
"And we cannot sacrifice
our integrity

200
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,253
on the altar
of their entitlement."

201
00:11:25,253 --> 00:11:29,290
I'm just trying to instill
basic academic discipline.

202
00:11:29,290 --> 00:11:31,798
That's my job. Isn't it yours?

203
00:11:31,798 --> 00:11:33,558
It was.

204
00:11:33,558 --> 00:11:35,593
Until I became headmaster

205
00:11:35,593 --> 00:11:38,629
and saw that it's not so simple
to keep the damn school afloat.

206
00:11:38,629 --> 00:11:42,908
I begged you, begged you
to give the kid a C minus.

207
00:11:42,908 --> 00:11:44,371
(chuckles):
No.

208
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,944
There are instructors here
who will do that.

209
00:11:45,944 --> 00:11:48,012
I am not one of them.

210
00:11:52,315 --> 00:11:55,745
Here's the manual
and a full set of keys.

211
00:11:55,745 --> 00:11:57,890
Everything you need to know
is in there.

212
00:11:57,890 --> 00:12:00,057
Your only task is to ensure

213
00:12:00,057 --> 00:12:02,554
the boys' absolute safety
and good condition.

214
00:12:02,554 --> 00:12:06,965
And at least pretend to be
a human being.

215
00:12:06,965 --> 00:12:08,901
Please.

216
00:12:08,901 --> 00:12:10,936
It's Christmas.

217
00:12:10,936 --> 00:12:12,938
<i>(bells jingling)</i>

218
00:12:12,938 --> 00:12:15,600
♪ ♪

219
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:18,009
Fuck this half-day bullshit.

220
00:12:18,009 --> 00:12:19,637
Where the hell is Walleye?

221
00:12:19,637 --> 00:12:22,112
He's probably jerking off
in the Cobb salad.

222
00:12:23,214 --> 00:12:25,280
- Why would he do that?
- Because he's Walleye.

223
00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:27,513
Who knows what
that foul-smelling freak does?

224
00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:29,647
But you went straight
to the Cobb salad.

225
00:12:29,647 --> 00:12:31,858
I mean, do you know something?

226
00:12:31,858 --> 00:12:33,992
Because I eat that Cobb salad.

227
00:12:33,992 --> 00:12:36,126
<i>Salve,</i> gentlemen.

228
00:12:36,126 --> 00:12:38,656
Your final exams.

229
00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:41,626
(Paul clears throat)

230
00:12:41,626 --> 00:12:44,530
(whistling Wagner's
"Ride of the Valkyries")

231
00:13:07,060 --> 00:13:08,994
(whistling stops)

232
00:13:11,856 --> 00:13:13,691
Hmm.

233
00:13:13,691 --> 00:13:15,693
I can tell by your faces
that many of you

234
00:13:15,693 --> 00:13:18,168
are shocked at the outcome.

235
00:13:18,168 --> 00:13:21,006
I, on the other hand, am not,
because I have had

236
00:13:21,006 --> 00:13:23,701
the misfortune
of teaching you this semester.

237
00:13:23,701 --> 00:13:26,671
And even with
my ocular limitations,

238
00:13:26,671 --> 00:13:28,706
I witnessed firsthand

239
00:13:28,706 --> 00:13:32,215
your glazed,
uncomprehending expressions.

240
00:13:32,215 --> 00:13:34,382
Sir, I don't understand.

241
00:13:34,382 --> 00:13:36,318
That's glaringly apparent.

242
00:13:36,318 --> 00:13:39,519
No, it's... (sighs)
I can't fail this class.

243
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,653
Oh, don't sell yourself short,
Mr. Kountze.

244
00:13:41,653 --> 00:13:43,655
I truly believe that you can.

245
00:13:43,655 --> 00:13:45,690
I'm supposed to go to Cornell.

246
00:13:45,690 --> 00:13:47,725
Unlikely.

247
00:13:47,725 --> 00:13:50,332
Please, sir.
My dad's going to flip out.

248
00:13:50,332 --> 00:13:53,632
(students murmuring)

249
00:13:55,141 --> 00:13:57,438
All right. All right.

250
00:13:57,438 --> 00:13:59,671
Uh, in the spirit of the season,

251
00:13:59,671 --> 00:14:01,442
I suppose the most
constructive way

252
00:14:01,442 --> 00:14:03,378
of dealing with
your shortcomings

253
00:14:03,378 --> 00:14:07,019
is to offer a makeup exam.

254
00:14:07,019 --> 00:14:09,615
You'll all get a second run
at this after break.

255
00:14:09,615 --> 00:14:13,124
(students sighing, murmuring)

256
00:14:13,124 --> 00:14:15,929
Of course, it will not
be the same exam.

257
00:14:15,929 --> 00:14:18,129
You will now be responsible
for new material as well.

258
00:14:18,129 --> 00:14:19,856
(students groaning, murmuring)

259
00:14:19,856 --> 00:14:21,858
Your grade will be
an average of the two.

260
00:14:21,858 --> 00:14:24,300
Please open your books
to chapter six.

261
00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:27,270
The Peloponnesian War, gentlemen.

262
00:14:27,270 --> 00:14:28,942
You've already met Pericles.

263
00:14:28,942 --> 00:14:31,571
Now prepare yourselves
to meet Demosthenes.

264
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:34,310
No offense, sir,
but is this really

265
00:14:34,310 --> 00:14:36,576
the best time to be starting
a new chapter?

266
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:41,284
I mean, we all appreciate the,
uh, makeup exam gesture,

267
00:14:41,284 --> 00:14:44,221
but our families are here.

268
00:14:44,221 --> 00:14:46,388
You know, most teachers
have already canceled class.

269
00:14:46,388 --> 00:14:48,720
We have chapel in 40 minutes,
then we're out of here.

270
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:51,426
- Mm.
- I mean,
our heads are elsewhere.

271
00:14:51,426 --> 00:14:54,924
And where exactly
is your head, Mr. Tully?

272
00:14:54,924 --> 00:14:56,629
Um, I don't know.

273
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:58,070
St. Kitts. (chuckles)

274
00:14:58,070 --> 00:14:59,137
(chuckles)

275
00:14:59,137 --> 00:15:00,501
Yes, indeed.

276
00:15:00,501 --> 00:15:02,503
I see you've brought
your valise.

277
00:15:03,506 --> 00:15:05,308
Spot-on, sir.

278
00:15:05,308 --> 00:15:07,981
It's just that it's been
a really exhausting semester.

279
00:15:07,981 --> 00:15:11,677
Getting into new material now
right before break?

280
00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:14,482
Honestly, it's a little absurd.

281
00:15:14,482 --> 00:15:15,813
Sir.

282
00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:22,028
Well, I would hate to be absurd.

283
00:15:22,028 --> 00:15:25,427
So let's just scuttle
the whole thing, shall we,

284
00:15:25,427 --> 00:15:27,693
and let the original
grades stand.

285
00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:30,135
(students groaning, murmuring)

286
00:15:30,135 --> 00:15:31,697
Uh, excuse me, sir.

287
00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:34,667
I think, uh, we all liked
the first option better.

288
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,768
What'd you say the guy's
name was? Uh, Demosthe-who?

289
00:15:36,768 --> 00:15:39,210
Of course, I still expect you
to be familiar with chapter six

290
00:15:39,210 --> 00:15:42,378
upon your return,
so pack those textbooks, boys.

291
00:15:42,378 --> 00:15:44,380
And if displeased,

292
00:15:44,380 --> 00:15:47,482
take it up with
your champion-- Mr. Tully.

293
00:15:48,419 --> 00:15:50,056
Dismissed.

294
00:15:51,092 --> 00:15:54,654
(whistling
"Ride of the Valkyries")

295
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,491
(students murmuring)

296
00:15:56,491 --> 00:15:58,823
I got us out early, didn't I?

297
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:01,826
(church organ playing)

298
00:16:05,535 --> 00:16:10,736
CHOIR and CONGREGATION:
♪ Born thy people to deliver ♪

299
00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:15,642
♪ Born a child and yet a king ♪

300
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:20,548
♪ Born to reign in us forever ♪

301
00:16:20,548 --> 00:16:26,554
♪ Now thy gracious
kingdom bring. ♪

302
00:16:28,525 --> 00:16:29,953
Please be seated.

303
00:16:32,595 --> 00:16:36,432
Welcome, Barton students,
faculty and parents.

304
00:16:36,432 --> 00:16:39,336
I know you're all anxious
to start the holidays.

305
00:16:39,336 --> 00:16:42,273
I can see the boys
shifting in their seats.

306
00:16:42,273 --> 00:16:44,341
- (laughter)
- But before we release you

307
00:16:44,341 --> 00:16:47,443
to your bountiful tables
and the blessings of family,

308
00:16:47,443 --> 00:16:50,083
let us pray for those
less fortunate than we.

309
00:16:51,449 --> 00:16:55,044
Let us remember the poor
and the helpless,

310
00:16:55,044 --> 00:16:58,124
the cold, the hungry
and the oppressed.

311
00:16:59,259 --> 00:17:01,688
Extra reading over vacation
and no makeup test?

312
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,459
Are you fucking kidding me?

313
00:17:03,459 --> 00:17:05,131
Nice work, anus.

314
00:17:05,131 --> 00:17:07,023
Can you not talk, please?
I'm trying to pray.

315
00:17:07,023 --> 00:17:09,025
You better pray
I don't catch you alone,

316
00:17:09,025 --> 00:17:11,731
because I will full-on
nut-punch you.

317
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,304
Tone it down.

318
00:17:13,304 --> 00:17:15,273
- Jesus can hear you.
- PRIEST: ...and all those

319
00:17:15,273 --> 00:17:18,144
who know not
the loving kindness of God.

320
00:17:18,144 --> 00:17:20,311
Sorry to hear about
your mother, Endicott.

321
00:17:20,311 --> 00:17:21,741
What?

322
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,809
Oh. Yes.

323
00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:25,217
Thank you.

324
00:17:25,217 --> 00:17:27,285
Yeah. We're all pulling for her.

325
00:17:27,285 --> 00:17:28,979
PRIEST:
...and your grace.

326
00:17:28,979 --> 00:17:32,983
And finally, let us pray
for the soul of Curtis Lamb,

327
00:17:32,983 --> 00:17:35,656
Barton class of 1969.

328
00:17:35,656 --> 00:17:38,626
Just this year,
Curtis gave his life valiantly

329
00:17:38,626 --> 00:17:40,826
in the service of his country.

330
00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:44,269
And let us once again extend
our deepest condolences

331
00:17:44,269 --> 00:17:47,096
to one of the most cherished
members of the Barton family,

332
00:17:47,096 --> 00:17:48,801
his mother Mary.

333
00:17:49,804 --> 00:17:52,101
Mary, we remember Curtis

334
00:17:52,101 --> 00:17:54,675
as such an outstanding
and promising young man,

335
00:17:54,675 --> 00:17:57,282
and we know this holiday season

336
00:17:57,282 --> 00:18:00,252
will be especially difficult
without him.

337
00:18:00,252 --> 00:18:04,355
Please know that we
accompany you in your grief.

338
00:18:05,886 --> 00:18:08,260
May the all-powerful God
who protected Abraham

339
00:18:08,260 --> 00:18:12,088
when he left his native land
protect all our brave soldiers

340
00:18:12,088 --> 00:18:15,366
until they are delivered
safely home to us.

341
00:18:15,366 --> 00:18:18,028
We ask this through
Christ our Lord.

342
00:18:18,028 --> 00:18:19,469
Amen.

343
00:18:19,469 --> 00:18:21,471
CONGREGATION:
Amen.

344
00:18:21,471 --> 00:18:24,133
I wish you all
a very Merry Christmas.

345
00:18:24,133 --> 00:18:27,510
Or, as the case may be,
a very Happy Hanukkah.

346
00:18:27,510 --> 00:18:29,512
(light laughter)

347
00:18:29,512 --> 00:18:31,580
(organ playing
"Joy to the World")

348
00:18:37,819 --> 00:18:39,852
(quiet chatter)

349
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:45,693
DR. WOODRUP: Congressman,
Merry Christmas to you.

350
00:18:45,693 --> 00:18:48,828
(overlapping chatter,
Christmas greetings)

351
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,632
Merry Christmas, everyone.

352
00:18:50,632 --> 00:18:52,062
Merry Christmas.

353
00:18:52,062 --> 00:18:53,470
Hey. Good to see you.

354
00:18:53,470 --> 00:18:55,406
Nice to see you.
Merry Christmas.

355
00:18:55,406 --> 00:18:57,507
(chatter continues)

356
00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:03,711
Angus Tully.

357
00:19:03,711 --> 00:19:05,548
You have a phone call.

358
00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:12,885
ANGUS:
<i>You're telling me this now?</i>

359
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,326
JUDY (over phone):
Sweetheart, listen.

360
00:19:14,326 --> 00:19:16,394
I know it's last minute,
and I am...

361
00:19:16,394 --> 00:19:18,396
I'm absolutely heartbroken,

362
00:19:18,396 --> 00:19:20,156
but could you please
see your way

363
00:19:20,156 --> 00:19:23,093
to staying at school over break
just this once?

364
00:19:23,093 --> 00:19:25,095
Stanley has been working
so hard,

365
00:19:25,095 --> 00:19:27,273
and-and we've had no time
for a honeymoon.

366
00:19:27,273 --> 00:19:29,506
You guys have been married
since July.

367
00:19:29,506 --> 00:19:30,936
You've had all these months.

368
00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:32,740
Something's always come up.

369
00:19:32,740 --> 00:19:34,676
I know it's a lot to ask,

370
00:19:34,676 --> 00:19:37,250
but you know
how lonely I've been.

371
00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:38,944
I've been lonely too.

372
00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:40,847
And what about Boston?

373
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,916
You promised on the way
we'd spend some time in Boston.

374
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:46,083
Angus, listen to me.

375
00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:48,294
This is our new family, okay?

376
00:19:48,294 --> 00:19:50,725
I know you miss your father--
I do, too--

377
00:19:50,725 --> 00:19:53,123
but there's someone new
in my life.

378
00:19:53,123 --> 00:19:55,400
It's just this once, darling.

379
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,028
We'll be together
at spring break,

380
00:19:57,028 --> 00:19:58,436
and we'll have the whole summer.

381
00:19:58,436 --> 00:20:00,196
Fuck the summer,
and fuck Stanley.

382
00:20:00,196 --> 00:20:02,033
Angus.

383
00:20:02,033 --> 00:20:03,639
Are you kidding me?

384
00:20:03,639 --> 00:20:05,410
I'm just supposed to stay here?

385
00:20:05,410 --> 00:20:06,807
(Judy sighs)

386
00:20:06,807 --> 00:20:10,041
Mom, please don't do this.

387
00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:12,109
Please.

388
00:20:12,109 --> 00:20:14,111
PAUL:
<i>I suspect that, like me,</i>

389
00:20:14,111 --> 00:20:16,619
this is not how you wanted
to spend your holidays,

390
00:20:16,619 --> 00:20:19,215
but such are
the vicissitudes of life.

391
00:20:19,215 --> 00:20:21,294
And as Barton men,

392
00:20:21,294 --> 00:20:23,593
we learn to confront
our challenges

393
00:20:23,593 --> 00:20:25,925
with heads held high
and with a spirit

394
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,828
of courage and good fellowship.

395
00:20:27,828 --> 00:20:29,764
Uh, in strict accordance
with the dictates

396
00:20:29,764 --> 00:20:32,371
of the manual, of course.

397
00:20:34,606 --> 00:20:37,838
Mr. Tully,
are you joining us as well?

398
00:20:37,838 --> 00:20:39,774
What happened to St. Kitts?

399
00:20:41,008 --> 00:20:43,316
Something came up.

400
00:20:47,553 --> 00:20:49,487
(suitcase thuds loudly on floor)

401
00:20:50,985 --> 00:20:52,589
(Paul clears throat)

402
00:20:52,589 --> 00:20:54,525
So, for the next two weeks,

403
00:20:54,525 --> 00:20:57,154
we will be following
a standard school schedule...

404
00:20:57,154 --> 00:20:59,464
Sir? Uh, sir, we're on vacation.

405
00:20:59,464 --> 00:21:01,697
...which means we will be
taking our meals together,

406
00:21:01,697 --> 00:21:04,095
and you will observe
regular hours of study.

407
00:21:04,095 --> 00:21:06,768
Study? Are you kidding me?

408
00:21:06,768 --> 00:21:08,605
The Peloponnesian War awaits,
Mr. Kountze.

409
00:21:08,605 --> 00:21:10,299
You and Mr. Tully.

410
00:21:10,299 --> 00:21:12,444
The rest of you can get a jump
on the next semester.

411
00:21:12,444 --> 00:21:14,644
It'll pay off. You'll see.

412
00:21:14,644 --> 00:21:15,975
We're already holding over,

413
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:17,614
and now we're being
punished for it?

414
00:21:17,614 --> 00:21:20,012
You will be afforded
limited windows for recreation

415
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,212
and supervised
physical activity.

416
00:21:22,212 --> 00:21:24,214
The gym's not even open yet.

417
00:21:24,214 --> 00:21:25,985
Yeah, they've only lacquered
half the floor.

418
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:27,558
PAUL:
Fresh air will do you good.

419
00:21:27,558 --> 00:21:30,022
It's like 15 degrees outside.

420
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:33,322
And the Romans bathed naked
in the freezing Tiber.

421
00:21:33,322 --> 00:21:36,061
Adversity builds character,
Mr. Tully.

422
00:21:36,061 --> 00:21:38,536
Uh, speaking of which,
the school will be cutting heat

423
00:21:38,536 --> 00:21:40,373
to dormitories
and faculty housing,

424
00:21:40,373 --> 00:21:42,639
so we'll all be bunking
in the infirmary.

425
00:21:42,639 --> 00:21:44,872
(sighing):
Oh, God. Geez.

426
00:21:44,872 --> 00:21:46,973
("Stille Nacht, Heilige Nacht
(Silent Night)" playing)

427
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,305
ANGUS:
This is the most bullshit ever.

428
00:21:49,305 --> 00:21:51,417
If we have to stay,
why'd we have to draw Walleye?

429
00:21:51,417 --> 00:21:53,419
JASON: Uh, you know
he used to be a student, right?

430
00:21:53,419 --> 00:21:55,080
Yeah, that's why he knows
how to inflict

431
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,148
maximum pain on us,
the sadistic fuck.

432
00:21:57,148 --> 00:21:58,886
TEDDY:
At least we didn't draw Decker.

433
00:21:58,886 --> 00:22:01,823
He'd be perving all over us.

434
00:22:01,823 --> 00:22:04,089
ANGUS:
Hey, guys, hold up for a second.

435
00:22:06,126 --> 00:22:07,829
Want one?

436
00:22:07,829 --> 00:22:09,897
TEDDY:
No. I got something else.

437
00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:14,000
Give me that.

438
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,507
Hey, don't smoke that out here.

439
00:22:15,507 --> 00:22:17,102
I don't want to get busted
by Walleye.

440
00:22:17,102 --> 00:22:18,675
TEDDY:
Don't be such a pussy.

441
00:22:18,675 --> 00:22:20,171
ANGUS: I'm not a pussy.
I just don't want

442
00:22:20,171 --> 00:22:22,778
to end up at Fork Union
paying for your mistake.

443
00:22:24,144 --> 00:22:25,616
Teddy Kountze.

444
00:22:25,616 --> 00:22:26,848
Jason Smith.

445
00:22:26,848 --> 00:22:28,751
Yeah, I know who you are.

446
00:22:28,751 --> 00:22:30,720
Want to hit this?

447
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,590
Uh, yeah.

448
00:22:35,419 --> 00:22:37,386
You got a great arm, man.

449
00:22:37,386 --> 00:22:38,926
Yeah, well, it's just football.

450
00:22:38,926 --> 00:22:40,697
So, how'd you get stuck
holding over?

451
00:22:40,697 --> 00:22:42,732
I'm supposed to be skiing
with my folks up at Haystack,

452
00:22:42,732 --> 00:22:44,261
but my dad put his foot down,

453
00:22:44,261 --> 00:22:46,032
said I can't come home
unless I cut my hair.

454
00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:48,067
(scoffs) So why don't you
just cut your hair?

455
00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:49,739
Civil disobedience, man.

456
00:22:49,739 --> 00:22:51,477
ANGUS:
Yeah, right.

457
00:22:51,477 --> 00:22:53,611
JASON: No, he's cool.
It's just a battle of wills.

458
00:22:53,611 --> 00:22:55,646
Still, I was kind of hoping
he'd cave first,

459
00:22:55,646 --> 00:22:58,341
because the powder up at
Haystack is so sweet right now.

460
00:22:59,652 --> 00:23:01,949
What about you, Mr. Moto?

461
00:23:01,949 --> 00:23:03,214
Why are you here?

462
00:23:03,214 --> 00:23:05,117
Uh, no. Uh, my name is Ye-Joon.

463
00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:07,053
Uh, my family is in Korea,

464
00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:09,825
and they think it's too far
for me to travel alone.

465
00:23:09,825 --> 00:23:13,059
I figured it was because your
rickshaw was broken. (laughs)

466
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:15,633
Uh, what-what's a rickshaw?

467
00:23:15,633 --> 00:23:17,261
- You're an asshole, Kountze.
- (sighs)

468
00:23:17,261 --> 00:23:19,131
Your mind's a cesspool
and a shallow one at that.

469
00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:20,968
Who's the asshole, Tully?

470
00:23:20,968 --> 00:23:22,772
You're the one
who blew up history.

471
00:23:22,772 --> 00:23:24,169
Hey.

472
00:23:24,169 --> 00:23:25,610
What's your story, man?

473
00:23:25,610 --> 00:23:27,436
Alex Ollerman.

474
00:23:27,436 --> 00:23:30,109
I'm here because my parents
are on a mission in Paraguay.

475
00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:31,781
We're LDS.

476
00:23:31,781 --> 00:23:33,651
JASON:
Mormons, right?

477
00:23:33,651 --> 00:23:36,445
Don't you guys wear some kind
of like magic underwear?

478
00:23:36,445 --> 00:23:38,084
ALEX:
That's a common misconception.

479
00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:39,756
Actually, it's called
a temple garment,

480
00:23:39,756 --> 00:23:41,593
and we're only supposed
to wear it when we...

481
00:23:41,593 --> 00:23:43,353
Hey, what's up with the townies?

482
00:23:43,353 --> 00:23:45,762
Hey, what are you doing
with our Christmas tree?

483
00:23:45,762 --> 00:23:48,127
The school sold it back to us.

484
00:23:48,127 --> 00:23:50,261
Scotch pine, still fresh.

485
00:23:50,261 --> 00:23:52,131
MAN 2: Yeah, we're going to
put it back on the lot.

486
00:23:52,131 --> 00:23:53,462
We do it every year.

487
00:23:53,462 --> 00:23:55,332
This is the most bullshit ever.

488
00:24:00,911 --> 00:24:02,614
Hello, Mary. (sighs)

489
00:24:02,614 --> 00:24:04,341
Mr. Hunham.

490
00:24:04,341 --> 00:24:06,882
I heard you got stuck with
babysitting duty this year.

491
00:24:06,882 --> 00:24:08,983
How'd you manage that?

492
00:24:08,983 --> 00:24:10,655
Oh, I don't know.

493
00:24:10,655 --> 00:24:12,888
I suppose I failed someone
who richly deserved it.

494
00:24:12,888 --> 00:24:15,451
Oh, the Osgood kid?

495
00:24:15,451 --> 00:24:17,387
Yeah, he was a real asshole.

496
00:24:17,387 --> 00:24:18,828
Rich and dumb.

497
00:24:18,828 --> 00:24:20,456
Popular combination around here.

498
00:24:20,456 --> 00:24:22,293
It's a plague.

499
00:24:22,293 --> 00:24:23,734
Uh, and you?

500
00:24:23,734 --> 00:24:25,296
You'll be here, too?

501
00:24:25,296 --> 00:24:27,364
All by my lonesome.

502
00:24:27,364 --> 00:24:29,674
My little sister Peggy
and her husband invited me

503
00:24:29,674 --> 00:24:33,975
to go visit them at Roxbury,
but I feel like it's too soon.

504
00:24:33,975 --> 00:24:36,582
Like Curtis will think
that I'm abandoning him.

505
00:24:36,582 --> 00:24:39,343
You know, this is the last place

506
00:24:39,343 --> 00:24:42,313
that my baby and I
were together,

507
00:24:42,313 --> 00:24:44,788
- not including the bus station.
- Yeah.

508
00:24:46,418 --> 00:24:49,155
Well, I look forward
to your fine cooking.

509
00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:50,761
Oh, no, no. Don't do that.

510
00:24:50,761 --> 00:24:53,027
All we've got is
whatever is in that walk-in.

511
00:24:53,027 --> 00:24:55,161
No new deliveries till January.

512
00:24:55,161 --> 00:24:56,866
Hmm.

513
00:24:58,529 --> 00:25:00,397
You mind if I, um...

514
00:25:02,269 --> 00:25:04,104
- You want some of that?
- Mm.

515
00:25:04,104 --> 00:25:06,612
- All right.
- (chuckles) Thank you.

516
00:25:06,612 --> 00:25:08,339
(Paul clears throat)

517
00:25:08,339 --> 00:25:10,506
- You know this is a necessity.
- Oh, yes.

518
00:25:10,506 --> 00:25:13,377
(jingle playing over radio)

519
00:25:13,377 --> 00:25:15,885
♪ WABC ♪

520
00:25:15,885 --> 00:25:18,624
♪ Top 100 of the year. ♪

521
00:25:18,624 --> 00:25:20,725
DISC JOCKEY:
Now 17.

522
00:25:20,725 --> 00:25:24,091
Yeah, by Shocking Blue,
it's called "Venus."

523
00:25:24,091 --> 00:25:27,160
("Venus" by Shocking Blue
playing)

524
00:25:32,068 --> 00:25:33,771
♪ A goddess on
a mountaintop... ♪

525
00:25:33,771 --> 00:25:35,531
- Where's my photo?
- What photo?

526
00:25:35,531 --> 00:25:37,566
I think you know what photo,
and you stole it.

527
00:25:37,566 --> 00:25:39,304
I resent that
baseless accusation.

528
00:25:39,304 --> 00:25:41,746
Give me my goddamn picture.

529
00:25:41,746 --> 00:25:43,814
Hey, what's your problem, Tully?

530
00:25:43,814 --> 00:25:45,442
You homesick?

531
00:25:45,442 --> 00:25:47,213
Huh? Gonna cry?

532
00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:48,786
Little boy misses his mommy?

533
00:25:48,786 --> 00:25:50,447
Fuck you, Kountze.

534
00:25:50,447 --> 00:25:52,218
Why are you even here, anyway?
Where's your family?

535
00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:53,791
We're renovating our house,
all right?

536
00:25:53,791 --> 00:25:55,386
It's all torn up.

537
00:25:55,386 --> 00:25:56,926
They're storing the tools
and stuff in my room.

538
00:25:56,926 --> 00:25:58,092
That's what they told you?

539
00:25:58,092 --> 00:25:59,665
It's winter, idiot.

540
00:25:59,665 --> 00:26:01,766
Nobody renovates their house
in the winter.

541
00:26:01,766 --> 00:26:03,669
Your parents don't
want you around

542
00:26:03,669 --> 00:26:06,100
because you're a fucking
insecure sociopath.

543
00:26:06,100 --> 00:26:07,233
JASON:
Hey, take it easy, guys.

544
00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:08,498
A what?

545
00:26:08,498 --> 00:26:09,675
I mean, who'd want you
for a son?

546
00:26:09,675 --> 00:26:11,402
That's why you grind everybody,

547
00:26:11,402 --> 00:26:13,646
because deep down
you know you're an asshole.

548
00:26:13,646 --> 00:26:16,748
Plus, academically,
you're a disaster.

549
00:26:16,748 --> 00:26:20,477
I mean, if I were your parents,
I'd never want you home again.

550
00:26:20,477 --> 00:26:22,787
The only tool in your room
is you.

551
00:26:22,787 --> 00:26:25,790
(yells, grunts)

552
00:26:25,790 --> 00:26:28,694
(grunting, muttering)

553
00:26:29,961 --> 00:26:31,290
Bitch.

554
00:26:34,196 --> 00:26:35,668
- Come on! Come on!
- JASON: Hey, hey, hey!

555
00:26:35,668 --> 00:26:37,098
All right, all right.

556
00:26:37,098 --> 00:26:39,364
Break it up. Break it up.
Break it up.

557
00:26:44,470 --> 00:26:45,843
They weren't fighting.

558
00:26:45,843 --> 00:26:47,471
I see.

559
00:26:47,471 --> 00:26:50,111
And who started it--
the not fighting?

560
00:26:50,111 --> 00:26:51,717
Hmm? Mr. Tully,

561
00:26:51,717 --> 00:26:54,577
perhaps you could shed
some light on the subject.

562
00:26:55,580 --> 00:26:56,986
Mr. Kountze?

563
00:26:56,986 --> 00:26:58,889
Mr. Smith?

564
00:26:58,889 --> 00:27:00,891
Mr. Ollerman?

565
00:27:00,891 --> 00:27:03,289
Mr. Park?

566
00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:07,128
All right, then, uh, we'll
do it like the Roman legions.

567
00:27:07,128 --> 00:27:09,328
Absent a confession,
one man's sin

568
00:27:09,328 --> 00:27:11,330
is every man's suffering.

569
00:27:11,330 --> 00:27:14,366
For every minute
the truth is withheld,

570
00:27:14,366 --> 00:27:17,039
you will all receive
a detention.

571
00:27:17,039 --> 00:27:19,811
And I thought all the Nazis
were hiding in Argentina.

572
00:27:19,811 --> 00:27:21,780
Stifle it, Tully.

573
00:27:24,114 --> 00:27:27,016
Now, uh, in the first
of said detentions,

574
00:27:27,016 --> 00:27:32,186
you will clean the library,
top to bottom.

575
00:27:32,186 --> 00:27:34,254
Scraping the underside
of the desks,

576
00:27:34,254 --> 00:27:37,422
which are caked
with snot and gum

577
00:27:37,422 --> 00:27:41,492
and all manner of ancient,
unspeakable proteins.

578
00:27:41,492 --> 00:27:45,232
Ah, on your hands and knees,
down in the dust,

579
00:27:45,232 --> 00:27:49,236
breathing in the dead skin
of generations of students

580
00:27:49,236 --> 00:27:52,437
and desiccated
cockroach assholes.

581
00:27:52,437 --> 00:27:53,878
It was Kountze!

582
00:27:53,878 --> 00:27:55,913
(Alex panting)

583
00:27:55,913 --> 00:27:57,915
Kountze started it.

584
00:27:58,918 --> 00:28:00,709
Bravo, Mr. Ollerman.

585
00:28:00,709 --> 00:28:03,052
Bravo.

586
00:28:04,088 --> 00:28:07,089
(quiet, indistinct chatter)

587
00:28:13,163 --> 00:28:14,965
(light laughter)

588
00:28:21,435 --> 00:28:23,732
Lovely.

589
00:28:23,732 --> 00:28:25,239
Thank you, Mary.

590
00:28:32,820 --> 00:28:34,611
Didn't we already
have this for lunch?

591
00:28:34,611 --> 00:28:36,217
And it was crappy then.

592
00:28:36,217 --> 00:28:37,790
PAUL:
Consider yourselves lucky.

593
00:28:37,790 --> 00:28:41,717
During the Third Punic campaign,
149 to 146 BC,

594
00:28:41,717 --> 00:28:43,796
the Romans laid siege
to Carthage

595
00:28:43,796 --> 00:28:45,963
for three entire years.

596
00:28:45,963 --> 00:28:47,756
- (door opens)
- By the time it ended,

597
00:28:47,756 --> 00:28:49,901
the Carthaginians
were reduced to eating sand

598
00:28:49,901 --> 00:28:51,903
and drinking their own urine.

599
00:28:51,903 --> 00:28:54,367
Hence the term "punitive."

600
00:28:56,305 --> 00:28:58,008
Uh... (sniffs) Mary?

601
00:28:58,008 --> 00:29:00,175
Maybe you would, uh...

602
00:29:00,175 --> 00:29:02,210
maybe you would care to join us?

603
00:29:09,219 --> 00:29:11,318
No, I'm all right. Thank you.

604
00:29:15,896 --> 00:29:18,754
(door opens and closes)

605
00:29:18,754 --> 00:29:21,966
I mean, I know she's sad
about her son and everything,

606
00:29:21,966 --> 00:29:24,529
but still, she's getting paid
to do a job,

607
00:29:24,529 --> 00:29:27,202
and she should do it well, right?

608
00:29:29,041 --> 00:29:31,272
But I guess, no matter
how bad a cook she is,

609
00:29:31,272 --> 00:29:32,977
now they can never fire her.

610
00:29:32,977 --> 00:29:35,738
Will you shut up!

611
00:29:38,347 --> 00:29:41,282
You have no idea what
that woman has been thr...

612
00:29:41,282 --> 00:29:42,987
(sighs)

613
00:29:47,422 --> 00:29:49,389
You know, Mr. Kountze,
for most people,

614
00:29:49,389 --> 00:29:51,457
life is like a henhouse ladder.

615
00:29:51,457 --> 00:29:53,294
Shitty and short.

616
00:29:53,294 --> 00:29:56,726
You were born lucky.

617
00:29:56,726 --> 00:29:58,904
Maybe someday, you entitled
little degenerates

618
00:29:58,904 --> 00:30:00,466
will appreciate that.

619
00:30:00,466 --> 00:30:03,040
If you don't,
I feel sorry for you

620
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:05,240
and we will have failed
to do our jobs.

621
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,275
Now, eat.

622
00:30:17,617 --> 00:30:21,718
♪ God rest ye merry, gentlemen ♪

623
00:30:21,718 --> 00:30:25,898
♪ Let nothing you dismay ♪

624
00:30:25,898 --> 00:30:30,067
♪ Remember Christ our Savior ♪

625
00:30:30,067 --> 00:30:34,533
♪ Was born on Christmas Day ♪

626
00:30:34,533 --> 00:30:38,669
♪ To save us all
from Satan's power ♪

627
00:30:38,669 --> 00:30:42,409
♪ When we were gone astray ♪

628
00:30:42,409 --> 00:30:48,514
♪ O tidings of comfort and joy ♪

629
00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:50,923
♪ And joy ♪

630
00:30:50,923 --> 00:30:53,519
♪ O tidings of... ♪

631
00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:55,125
BOB EUBANKS (over TV):
That's right.

632
00:30:55,125 --> 00:30:57,787
(cheering and applause over TV)

633
00:30:57,787 --> 00:30:59,690
Next question
for five points, girls.

634
00:30:59,690 --> 00:31:02,693
What are the dimensions
of the car you drive most?

635
00:31:02,693 --> 00:31:04,728
And that means width by length.

636
00:31:04,728 --> 00:31:06,730
The dimensions of the car
you drive most. Jerry?

637
00:31:06,730 --> 00:31:08,798
JERRY (over TV):
It's pretty long.

638
00:31:08,798 --> 00:31:11,636
Oh, let's see.
Maybe, uh, 8 by 80?

639
00:31:11,636 --> 00:31:13,737
(laughter over TV)

640
00:31:16,742 --> 00:31:18,148
EUBANKS: What's the name
of your car, Union Pacific?

641
00:31:18,148 --> 00:31:19,545
(Paul clears throat)

642
00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:22,086
- Oh, good evening.
- Good evening.

643
00:31:22,086 --> 00:31:23,813
What's this?

644
00:31:23,813 --> 00:31:25,749
You don't know
<i>The Newlywed Game?</i>

645
00:31:25,749 --> 00:31:27,916
- No.
- What planet
have you been living on?

646
00:31:27,916 --> 00:31:30,094
I don't really watch television.

647
00:31:30,094 --> 00:31:32,228
It's a show where
they ask couples questions

648
00:31:32,228 --> 00:31:34,230
to see how well
they know each other.

649
00:31:34,230 --> 00:31:36,001
That sounds like
courting disaster.

650
00:31:36,001 --> 00:31:39,004
Yeah, that's
the whole damn point.

651
00:31:39,004 --> 00:31:40,665
Sit down.

652
00:31:40,665 --> 00:31:42,172
Come on.

653
00:31:42,172 --> 00:31:44,273
Broaden your horizons.

654
00:31:46,937 --> 00:31:50,246
(sighs)
This is a rerun from July.

655
00:31:50,246 --> 00:31:52,578
Which is why they're playing
for Weber barbecues

656
00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:54,151
and picnic utensils.

657
00:31:54,151 --> 00:31:56,417
- PAUL: Fascinating.
- MARY: Mm-hmm.

658
00:31:56,417 --> 00:31:57,814
EUBANKS: If we ever take
separate vacations,

659
00:31:57,814 --> 00:31:59,288
I am sending my wife to blank...

660
00:31:59,288 --> 00:32:01,994
- Oh. Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.

661
00:32:01,994 --> 00:32:04,062
(chatter continues over TV)

662
00:32:06,462 --> 00:32:09,694
So, how are the boys?

663
00:32:09,694 --> 00:32:12,400
Broken in body and spirit.

664
00:32:13,799 --> 00:32:17,273
Okay, well, it is the holidays,
so, you know, go easy on them.

665
00:32:17,273 --> 00:32:18,769
Oh, please.

666
00:32:18,769 --> 00:32:21,145
They've had it easy
their whole lives.

667
00:32:21,145 --> 00:32:22,938
You don't know that.

668
00:32:22,938 --> 00:32:24,478
Did you?

669
00:32:25,976 --> 00:32:28,548
Besides, everybody should be
with their people on Christmas.

670
00:32:28,548 --> 00:32:30,286
- WOMAN: Hawaii, probably.
- EUBANKS: Hawaii. All right.

671
00:32:30,286 --> 00:32:31,551
He says he's gonna send you
to Santa Ana

672
00:32:31,551 --> 00:32:33,487
and he's going to Las Vegas.

673
00:32:33,487 --> 00:32:35,027
MAN: Nobody can watch you
in Siberia.

674
00:32:35,027 --> 00:32:36,721
Where are you going?

675
00:32:36,721 --> 00:32:38,888
- To Vegas.
- Las Vegas?

676
00:32:38,888 --> 00:32:41,561
- Yeah.
- (sighs)

677
00:32:41,561 --> 00:32:43,563
- No.
- (audience murmurs, laughs)

678
00:32:43,563 --> 00:32:45,895
Those two are going to get
a divorce.

679
00:32:45,895 --> 00:32:47,534
How do you know?

680
00:32:47,534 --> 00:32:49,668
I recognize that look
of stale disappointment.

681
00:32:49,668 --> 00:32:51,670
- (chuckling)
- She hates him.

682
00:32:51,670 --> 00:32:53,738
Oh.

683
00:32:53,738 --> 00:32:55,806
How long were you married?

684
00:32:55,806 --> 00:32:57,742
I was engaged
to Curtis's father.

685
00:32:57,742 --> 00:33:00,910
- Mm.
- But he died
before I gave birth.

686
00:33:00,910 --> 00:33:02,714
Harold.

687
00:33:02,714 --> 00:33:05,255
He worked in the shipyard.

688
00:33:05,255 --> 00:33:07,752
And one day, they was
carrying this big, uh,

689
00:33:07,752 --> 00:33:11,162
cargo pallet,
and the cable snapped.

690
00:33:11,162 --> 00:33:13,065
Hit him right across the head.

691
00:33:15,531 --> 00:33:17,234
They were good men.

692
00:33:17,234 --> 00:33:18,730
Both of them.

693
00:33:18,730 --> 00:33:22,030
And neither of them
made it to 25.

694
00:33:22,030 --> 00:33:24,604
My baby wasn't even 20.

695
00:33:25,937 --> 00:33:28,212
I'm so sorry.

696
00:33:28,212 --> 00:33:31,215
I took this job
when Curtis was small

697
00:33:31,215 --> 00:33:32,942
because I wanted to ensure

698
00:33:32,942 --> 00:33:35,010
that he was going to have
a good education.

699
00:33:35,010 --> 00:33:37,551
- You know he flourished here.
- Yes. No, he was a great kid.

700
00:33:37,551 --> 00:33:38,948
- I had him one semester.
- Mm-hmm.

701
00:33:38,948 --> 00:33:40,587
Very insightful.

702
00:33:40,587 --> 00:33:42,655
Mm-hmm. He hated you.

703
00:33:44,131 --> 00:33:46,329
He said you were a real asshole.

704
00:33:47,398 --> 00:33:50,399
Well, uh, like I said...
(chuckles)

705
00:33:50,399 --> 00:33:52,500
sharp kid. Insightful.

706
00:33:55,769 --> 00:33:58,737
He had his heart set
on Swarthmore.

707
00:33:58,737 --> 00:34:01,575
And he had the grades,
but I didn't have the money.

708
00:34:01,575 --> 00:34:04,644
Even with financial aid,
it wasn't enough.

709
00:34:04,644 --> 00:34:08,879
So, when he got called up
and no student deferment,

710
00:34:08,879 --> 00:34:10,749
off he went.

711
00:34:11,818 --> 00:34:13,752
Do you know what he said to me?

712
00:34:13,752 --> 00:34:17,723
He said,
"Hey, Ma, look at the upside.

713
00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:22,464
When I get discharged, I can go
to college on the GI Bill."

714
00:34:24,534 --> 00:34:26,435
College.

715
00:34:32,542 --> 00:34:34,608
And here we are.

716
00:34:37,448 --> 00:34:39,481
With my Curtis
in the cold ground

717
00:34:39,481 --> 00:34:42,011
and those boys
safe and warm in their beds.

718
00:34:44,015 --> 00:34:45,520
It's like you said.

719
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:47,115
How'd you say it?

720
00:34:47,115 --> 00:34:49,084
"Life is like
a henhouse ladder."

721
00:34:49,084 --> 00:34:50,921
- (Paul chuckles)
- That's right.

722
00:34:50,921 --> 00:34:53,198
I can hear everything
you're saying from the kitchen.

723
00:34:53,198 --> 00:34:55,123
Especially that Kountze kid.

724
00:34:55,123 --> 00:34:57,664
Crown prince of all
the little assholes.

725
00:34:57,664 --> 00:34:59,336
- (chuckles)
- MAN (over TV): It's zero.

726
00:34:59,336 --> 00:35:00,832
EUBANKS:
Zero. She said it is zero!

727
00:35:00,832 --> 00:35:02,636
Couple number one,
Mike and Sherry McCray,

728
00:35:02,636 --> 00:35:04,704
you are our grand prize winner!

729
00:35:04,704 --> 00:35:07,377
(applause, cheering over TV)

730
00:35:13,748 --> 00:35:16,386
All right, you fetid layabouts.

731
00:35:16,386 --> 00:35:18,113
It's daylight in the swamp!

732
00:35:18,113 --> 00:35:19,620
(clanging)

733
00:35:19,620 --> 00:35:21,017
Arise!

734
00:35:21,017 --> 00:35:22,821
(students groaning)

735
00:35:22,821 --> 00:35:25,659
("Carol of the Drum
(Little Drummer Boy)" playing)

736
00:35:25,659 --> 00:35:27,364
Speed, gentlemen.

737
00:35:27,364 --> 00:35:29,465
Speed!

738
00:35:29,465 --> 00:35:33,161
Without sufficient exercise,
the body devours itself.

739
00:35:33,161 --> 00:35:34,701
That's it!

740
00:35:34,701 --> 00:35:36,571
Good.

741
00:35:37,706 --> 00:35:39,475
(coughing)

742
00:35:39,475 --> 00:35:41,345
♪ Our finest gifts we bring,
pa-rum pum pum pum ♪

743
00:35:41,345 --> 00:35:43,215
(sniffs, coughs)

744
00:35:44,449 --> 00:35:47,384
♪ To lay before the King,
pa-rum pum pum pum ♪

745
00:35:47,384 --> 00:35:51,586
♪ Rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum ♪

746
00:35:51,586 --> 00:35:56,525
♪ So to honor him,
pa-rum pum pum pum ♪

747
00:35:56,525 --> 00:36:00,232
♪ When we come ♪

748
00:36:02,599 --> 00:36:04,929
♪ Baby Jesus... ♪

749
00:36:04,929 --> 00:36:06,733
What about your car?

750
00:36:06,733 --> 00:36:08,867
We can take it, go somewhere.
Boston, maybe?

751
00:36:08,867 --> 00:36:10,902
Nah, we'd get in
so much trouble.

752
00:36:10,902 --> 00:36:13,245
Face it. We're stuck.

753
00:36:13,245 --> 00:36:15,445
If we just had some way
to get out of here.

754
00:36:15,445 --> 00:36:18,008
- Yo.
- Just split.

755
00:36:18,008 --> 00:36:20,516
Well, you could put a chopper
down right in the quad.

756
00:36:20,516 --> 00:36:21,682
What?

757
00:36:21,682 --> 00:36:23,552
A helicopter, dumbass.

758
00:36:23,552 --> 00:36:25,686
His old man's the CEO
of Pratt & Whitney.

759
00:36:25,686 --> 00:36:27,292
Yeah, he's got his own bird.

760
00:36:27,292 --> 00:36:29,019
He takes it from Stamford
to the city every morning.

761
00:36:29,019 --> 00:36:30,394
Lands it right in the backyard.

762
00:36:30,394 --> 00:36:32,121
The pilot's name is Wild Bill.

763
00:36:32,121 --> 00:36:35,223
- Wild Bill?
- Yeah.

764
00:36:35,223 --> 00:36:37,368
He flew up to Haystack with it.

765
00:36:37,368 --> 00:36:40,030
Took the presents
and everything, minus me.

766
00:36:40,030 --> 00:36:42,637
Flying with presents,
like Santa Claus.

767
00:36:42,637 --> 00:36:44,067
Yeah.

768
00:36:44,067 --> 00:36:45,937
Just like Santa Claus.
(whistles)

769
00:36:45,937 --> 00:36:47,807
Hey.

770
00:36:47,807 --> 00:36:49,743
Oh, let's go, let's go!

771
00:36:49,743 --> 00:36:53,450
You know, if I were back home
right now in Provo,

772
00:36:53,450 --> 00:36:56,816
it'd be really warm inside.

773
00:36:56,816 --> 00:37:00,622
And my mom, she'd be making me
baked apples,

774
00:37:00,622 --> 00:37:04,219
and the whole house would smell
like cinnamon and brown sugar.

775
00:37:04,219 --> 00:37:06,122
That sounds so nice.

776
00:37:07,499 --> 00:37:08,927
JASON:
Touchdown!

777
00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:11,226
(Teddy grunting)

778
00:37:11,226 --> 00:37:12,667
Hey!

779
00:37:12,667 --> 00:37:14,097
(laughs) That's what you get

780
00:37:14,097 --> 00:37:15,967
for ratting me out,
you little Mormon!

781
00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:18,673
- (grunts, laughs)
- ALEX: What?

782
00:37:18,673 --> 00:37:19,905
TEDDY:
Let's go!

783
00:37:19,905 --> 00:37:21,841
What's Fork Union?

784
00:37:21,841 --> 00:37:26,274
Uh, before, you said you don't
want to end up at Fork Union.

785
00:37:26,274 --> 00:37:29,684
It's a military academy
in Virginia.

786
00:37:29,684 --> 00:37:32,489
That's where I'm going if I get
kicked out of school again.

787
00:37:32,489 --> 00:37:35,690
How many schools
have you been kicked out of?

788
00:37:35,690 --> 00:37:37,362
Three.

789
00:37:37,362 --> 00:37:39,188
That's why I'm still a junior.

790
00:37:39,188 --> 00:37:41,465
- Give or take a semester.
- ALEX: It's gone!

791
00:37:42,501 --> 00:37:44,028
My glove's gone.

792
00:37:44,028 --> 00:37:47,031
Twisted fucker orphaned
that glove on purpose.

793
00:37:47,031 --> 00:37:50,408
Left you with one so the loss
would sting that much more.

794
00:37:54,744 --> 00:37:57,206
♪ ♪

795
00:38:12,597 --> 00:38:14,894
♪ ♪

796
00:38:14,894 --> 00:38:17,226
(deep, shuddering breath)

797
00:38:32,111 --> 00:38:34,177
♪ ♪

798
00:38:48,292 --> 00:38:50,765
(crying)

799
00:38:59,974 --> 00:39:01,237
Hey.

800
00:39:02,449 --> 00:39:04,779
You all right?

801
00:39:04,779 --> 00:39:06,715
(voice shaking):
I had a nightmare.

802
00:39:06,715 --> 00:39:08,849
I get nightmares too.

803
00:39:08,849 --> 00:39:11,280
I'm always falling or drowning.

804
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,282
Also...

805
00:39:13,282 --> 00:39:15,284
(sobbing)

806
00:39:15,284 --> 00:39:17,154
I had an accident.

807
00:39:23,327 --> 00:39:25,195
Yeah, you did.

808
00:39:25,195 --> 00:39:27,967
Shh. Stop crying.

809
00:39:27,967 --> 00:39:30,574
If they hear you,
they'll crucify you.

810
00:39:30,574 --> 00:39:33,302
Which would be ironic
since you're Buddhist.

811
00:39:33,302 --> 00:39:35,909
I know this is
an excellent school,

812
00:39:35,909 --> 00:39:38,406
and my brothers went here,

813
00:39:38,406 --> 00:39:40,881
but I miss my family,

814
00:39:40,881 --> 00:39:43,114
and I have no friends.

815
00:39:44,150 --> 00:39:47,349
Yeah, well,
friends are overrated.

816
00:39:48,825 --> 00:39:51,496
I'll help you hide the sheets
in the morning, all right?

817
00:39:51,496 --> 00:39:55,291
In the meantime, find a dry spot
and try to get some sleep.

818
00:39:55,291 --> 00:39:57,128
Thank you.

819
00:40:02,542 --> 00:40:04,443
Fucking asparagus.

820
00:40:27,633 --> 00:40:29,666
(clearing throat)

821
00:40:31,736 --> 00:40:33,461
(whispering):
Are you kidding me?

822
00:40:33,461 --> 00:40:36,299
It's only 11:00,
and he's already lit.

823
00:40:36,299 --> 00:40:38,136
I can smell the whiskey on him.

824
00:40:38,136 --> 00:40:40,776
Can you blame him?
It's freezing in here.

825
00:40:40,776 --> 00:40:43,273
It's fucking Greenland in here.

826
00:40:43,273 --> 00:40:46,012
(helicopter whirring
in distance)

827
00:40:59,060 --> 00:41:00,664
What the hell is that?

828
00:41:00,664 --> 00:41:02,732
(whirring continues)

829
00:41:25,790 --> 00:41:27,086
JASON:
I knew it!

830
00:41:27,086 --> 00:41:29,561
He finally caved,
the big softie.

831
00:41:30,861 --> 00:41:33,598
Hey, any of you guys
like to ski?

832
00:41:35,030 --> 00:41:37,063
♪ ♪

833
00:41:38,704 --> 00:41:40,363
PAUL:
Thank you.

834
00:41:40,363 --> 00:41:42,332
Goodbye, now.

835
00:41:42,332 --> 00:41:45,038
(chatter continues indistinctly)

836
00:41:45,038 --> 00:41:47,106
♪ ♪

837
00:41:48,945 --> 00:41:50,582
Yes!

838
00:41:57,085 --> 00:41:58,788
Well, good news, gentlemen.

839
00:41:58,788 --> 00:42:01,384
I was able to reach Dr. Woodrup
and your parents.

840
00:42:01,384 --> 00:42:03,826
Uh, most of them, anyway.

841
00:42:04,961 --> 00:42:07,423
Try calling again.
Just one more time, please.

842
00:42:07,423 --> 00:42:09,029
There's no point.

843
00:42:09,029 --> 00:42:10,734
The front desk says
they're not answering.

844
00:42:10,734 --> 00:42:12,901
He says they're away
on some excursion.

845
00:42:12,901 --> 00:42:14,969
- Excursion.
- (chuckles)

846
00:42:14,969 --> 00:42:17,609
I'm as disappointed as you are,
if not more so.

847
00:42:17,609 --> 00:42:19,644
I could have been spending
the rest of my vacation

848
00:42:19,644 --> 00:42:21,811
reading mystery novels.

849
00:42:21,811 --> 00:42:24,473
Maybe they're back now.
Just call again, please.

850
00:42:25,685 --> 00:42:27,146
Okay.

851
00:42:32,857 --> 00:42:34,450
Happy holidays.

852
00:42:34,450 --> 00:42:36,518
Same to you.

853
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:41,160
Take care, Tully.

854
00:42:42,592 --> 00:42:44,900
I guess that just
leaves you, huh?

855
00:42:44,900 --> 00:42:47,133
Be sure to do all your homework.

856
00:42:48,675 --> 00:42:50,301
Oh, almost forgot.

857
00:42:50,301 --> 00:42:52,468
I found that picture
you were looking for.

858
00:42:53,636 --> 00:42:55,680
Merry Christmas, Mr. Tully.

859
00:42:58,443 --> 00:43:00,377
(Teddy laughing)

860
00:43:02,722 --> 00:43:04,381
Bye, Angus.

861
00:43:08,288 --> 00:43:11,256
♪ ♪

862
00:43:11,256 --> 00:43:13,324
(indistinct chatter)

863
00:43:34,479 --> 00:43:37,788
(Paul sighs)

864
00:43:37,788 --> 00:43:40,582
Well, let's make the best
of it, shall we?

865
00:43:42,355 --> 00:43:44,322
(sighs)

866
00:43:44,322 --> 00:43:46,830
WOMAN (over TV):
Oh, I suppose, um,

867
00:43:46,830 --> 00:43:48,799
- Stan Laurel, maybe, because...
- EUBANKS: Stan Laurel.

868
00:43:48,799 --> 00:43:50,867
All right. Your husband said
his favorite silent movie star

869
00:43:50,867 --> 00:43:53,705
is Rudolph Valentino.

870
00:43:53,705 --> 00:43:56,169
- Oh. He is good.
- MAN: Well, yeah.

871
00:43:56,169 --> 00:43:57,401
(laughter over TV)

872
00:43:57,401 --> 00:43:59,073
(Paul chuckles)

873
00:43:59,073 --> 00:44:00,668
EUBANKS: The last of our
five-point questions, girls...

874
00:44:00,668 --> 00:44:03,011
How about you?
You ever been married?

875
00:44:03,011 --> 00:44:06,311
(scoffs, chuckles)

876
00:44:06,311 --> 00:44:08,720
No. I did get close once.

877
00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:10,854
Right after college.

878
00:44:10,854 --> 00:44:12,482
MARY:
And?

879
00:44:12,482 --> 00:44:14,484
PAUL:
We came to our senses.

880
00:44:14,484 --> 00:44:19,159
This is not exactly a face
forged for romance, Mary.

881
00:44:19,159 --> 00:44:21,865
Yeah, and the...

882
00:44:21,865 --> 00:44:23,658
And, you know...

883
00:44:23,658 --> 00:44:24,901
What?

884
00:44:25,970 --> 00:44:27,772
Nothing.

885
00:44:27,772 --> 00:44:30,775
I don't know.
I like being alone.

886
00:44:30,775 --> 00:44:34,273
I've always found myself drawn
to the aesthetic.

887
00:44:34,273 --> 00:44:36,176
Like a monk.

888
00:44:36,176 --> 00:44:38,442
The forgoing
of sensual pleasures

889
00:44:38,442 --> 00:44:40,378
for the achievement
of spiritual goals.

890
00:44:40,378 --> 00:44:41,885
- Spiritual goals?
- Mm-hmm.

891
00:44:41,885 --> 00:44:43,447
- You?
- (chuckles)

892
00:44:43,447 --> 00:44:44,888
What spiritual goals
are we talking about?

893
00:44:44,888 --> 00:44:46,252
You go to church?

894
00:44:46,252 --> 00:44:48,254
- Mm, only when required.
- Exactly.

895
00:44:48,254 --> 00:44:50,553
When's the last time
you even left campus?

896
00:44:50,553 --> 00:44:52,555
- I go into town all the time.
- Oh.

897
00:44:52,555 --> 00:44:54,557
For groceries
and various errands

898
00:44:54,557 --> 00:44:56,064
- and appointments.
- Mm-hmm.

899
00:44:56,064 --> 00:44:58,363
(sighs, stammers)

900
00:44:58,363 --> 00:45:01,234
Okay, yes,
I don't leave campus often.

901
00:45:01,234 --> 00:45:02,730
I don't really feel the need.

902
00:45:02,730 --> 00:45:04,468
Let me ask you something.

903
00:45:04,468 --> 00:45:07,911
If you could go anywhere
on Earth, where would you go?

904
00:45:07,911 --> 00:45:09,440
(chuckling):
Oh.

905
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:11,783
Greece, Italy,

906
00:45:11,783 --> 00:45:14,786
Egypt, Peru, Carthage.

907
00:45:14,786 --> 00:45:16,887
Tunisia now, of course.

908
00:45:16,887 --> 00:45:19,450
In college, I started
a monograph on Carthage.

909
00:45:19,450 --> 00:45:22,288
I'd like to finish that someday.

910
00:45:22,288 --> 00:45:25,929
(sighs) A monograph is
like a book, o-only shorter.

911
00:45:25,929 --> 00:45:28,096
I know what a monograph is.

912
00:45:28,096 --> 00:45:30,164
Why not just write a book?

913
00:45:31,871 --> 00:45:34,531
I'm not sure I have
an entire book in me.

914
00:45:36,106 --> 00:45:39,206
You can't even dream
a whole dream, can you?

915
00:45:41,441 --> 00:45:43,980
(grunting softly)

916
00:45:47,645 --> 00:45:49,546
(groans)

917
00:46:00,900 --> 00:46:02,361
(sighs)

918
00:46:02,361 --> 00:46:04,836
Monet, Manet, Picasso.

919
00:46:04,836 --> 00:46:06,838
(passes gas)

920
00:46:10,338 --> 00:46:13,009
(takes deep breath)

921
00:46:16,916 --> 00:46:18,982
(Paul snoring)

922
00:46:33,493 --> 00:46:36,527
("Crying, Laughing, Loving,
Lying" by Labi Siffre playing)

923
00:46:41,402 --> 00:46:43,941
♪ Crying ♪

924
00:46:46,011 --> 00:46:50,772
♪ Crying never did nobody
no good no how ♪

925
00:46:55,086 --> 00:46:57,218
♪ That's why I ♪

926
00:47:00,058 --> 00:47:03,521
♪ I don't cry ♪

927
00:47:08,132 --> 00:47:10,935
♪ Laughing ♪

928
00:47:12,697 --> 00:47:17,436
♪ Laughing sometimes does
somebody some good somehow ♪

929
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,946
♪ That's why I ♪

930
00:47:23,983 --> 00:47:27,644
♪ I'm laughing now ♪

931
00:47:29,054 --> 00:47:31,549
♪ That's why I ♪

932
00:47:33,388 --> 00:47:37,258
♪ I'm laughing now. ♪

933
00:47:50,141 --> 00:47:52,174
(song ends)

934
00:48:14,297 --> 00:48:16,891
(takes deep breath)

935
00:48:16,891 --> 00:48:18,365
<i>(Paul clears throat)</i>

936
00:48:19,368 --> 00:48:21,137
I have a surprise.

937
00:48:23,108 --> 00:48:25,735
Uh, these were a gift to me,

938
00:48:25,735 --> 00:48:28,804
and I would like to share them
with both of you.

939
00:48:29,873 --> 00:48:32,445
Look at them.
Look at all the festive shapes.

940
00:48:32,445 --> 00:48:35,679
Snowflakes and gingerbread men.
A tree.

941
00:48:35,679 --> 00:48:38,286
A little mitten. (chuckles)

942
00:48:38,286 --> 00:48:40,552
Mmm. (chuckles)

943
00:48:41,984 --> 00:48:43,456
Mmm.

944
00:48:44,492 --> 00:48:46,525
May I go to the bathroom, sir?

945
00:48:46,525 --> 00:48:48,362
You may.

946
00:48:51,829 --> 00:48:53,433
(sighs)

947
00:48:53,433 --> 00:48:55,303
Well, I'm trying.

948
00:48:55,303 --> 00:48:57,371
(laughing)

949
00:48:59,969 --> 00:49:01,375
Mmm.

950
00:49:01,375 --> 00:49:02,970
If you don't have a single room,

951
00:49:02,970 --> 00:49:04,840
uh, I'll take a junior suite
or the equivalent.

952
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:06,809
I fully understand
it's the holidays,

953
00:49:06,809 --> 00:49:08,448
but it's kind of an emergency.

954
00:49:08,448 --> 00:49:10,318
Mm-hmm. Yeah, sure.

955
00:49:10,318 --> 00:49:11,814
Mr. Tully, what are you doing?

956
00:49:11,814 --> 00:49:13,222
Uh, no, no credit card.

957
00:49:13,222 --> 00:49:14,619
I'll pay cash
or traveler's checks.

958
00:49:14,619 --> 00:49:15,950
I didn't say
you could use the phone.

959
00:49:15,950 --> 00:49:17,457
(chuckling):
Okay, I see.

960
00:49:17,457 --> 00:49:18,458
Is there anywhere else
you could recommend?

961
00:49:18,458 --> 00:49:20,031
Maybe downtown or...

962
00:49:20,031 --> 00:49:22,132
- Was that a hotel?
- None of your business.

963
00:49:22,132 --> 00:49:25,135
It is absolutely my business.
I'm looking after you.

964
00:49:25,135 --> 00:49:26,994
Looking after me? Really?

965
00:49:26,994 --> 00:49:29,073
- Like what? Like my warden?
- (scoffs)

966
00:49:29,073 --> 00:49:30,635
Like my butler?

967
00:49:30,635 --> 00:49:32,505
There's nobody here, okay?

968
00:49:32,505 --> 00:49:34,408
Just us two losers
and a grieving mom.

969
00:49:34,408 --> 00:49:36,146
So let's cut the shit.

970
00:49:36,146 --> 00:49:38,148
You stay out of my way,
and I'll stay out of yours.

971
00:49:38,148 --> 00:49:40,007
- That's a detention.
- (groans)

972
00:49:40,007 --> 00:49:41,712
You just earned yourself
a detention, sir.

973
00:49:41,712 --> 00:49:43,516
Now, get back here!

974
00:49:43,516 --> 00:49:46,420
Being here with you is already
one big fucking detention!

975
00:49:46,420 --> 00:49:48,983
Son of a bitch,
that's another detention!

976
00:49:48,983 --> 00:49:50,754
("Deck the Halls" by
The Swingle Singers playing)

977
00:49:50,754 --> 00:49:52,030
Mr. Tully!

978
00:49:53,957 --> 00:49:56,331
I don't know what you're
playing at, Mr. Tully,

979
00:49:56,331 --> 00:49:58,828
but you are courting disaster!

980
00:49:58,828 --> 00:50:01,402
Without exercise,
the body devours itself.

981
00:50:01,402 --> 00:50:04,207
You are careening
towards suspension!

982
00:50:04,207 --> 00:50:05,703
(grumbles)

983
00:50:09,115 --> 00:50:11,148
(panting)

984
00:50:16,155 --> 00:50:18,221
(panting heavily)

985
00:50:30,994 --> 00:50:33,236
Don't even think about it,
Mr. Tully.

986
00:50:33,236 --> 00:50:37,372
You are a hair's breadth
from suspension.

987
00:50:37,372 --> 00:50:40,243
I'll wash my hands of you,
you hear me?

988
00:50:40,243 --> 00:50:42,245
Wash my hands.

989
00:50:45,107 --> 00:50:46,810
Stop right there.

990
00:50:46,810 --> 00:50:50,011
You know the gym is
strictly off-limits.

991
00:50:51,421 --> 00:50:53,388
This is your Rubicon.

992
00:50:53,388 --> 00:50:56,688
Do not cross the Rubicon.

993
00:51:00,463 --> 00:51:02,760
<i>Alea jacta est.</i>

994
00:51:09,703 --> 00:51:12,473
(Angus screaming)

995
00:51:16,314 --> 00:51:18,677
Oh, fuck! Ow!

996
00:51:18,677 --> 00:51:21,317
Jesus, Mr. Hunham! Fuck!

997
00:51:22,485 --> 00:51:23,979
Hurry up! Hurry!

998
00:51:23,979 --> 00:51:26,014
I am hurrying!

999
00:51:26,014 --> 00:51:27,752
I was on thin ice already.

1000
00:51:27,752 --> 00:51:29,985
If Woodrup finds out,
the facts won't matter.

1001
00:51:29,985 --> 00:51:31,987
- He'll make it my fault.
- It is your fault!

1002
00:51:31,987 --> 00:51:33,956
You were supposed to be
looking after me.

1003
00:51:33,956 --> 00:51:35,595
I told you to stop.

1004
00:51:35,595 --> 00:51:37,333
You said you washed
your hands of me.

1005
00:51:37,333 --> 00:51:38,796
No, I meant it metaphorically!

1006
00:51:38,796 --> 00:51:40,798
Of course you meant it metaphorically.

1007
00:51:40,798 --> 00:51:43,834
What were you going to do,
actually go and wash your hands?

1008
00:51:43,834 --> 00:51:45,704
This is the end.

1009
00:51:45,704 --> 00:51:48,135
They'll inform the school
who will inform your parents,

1010
00:51:48,135 --> 00:51:49,675
and then it's curtains.

1011
00:51:49,675 --> 00:51:51,446
(chuckles)

1012
00:51:51,446 --> 00:51:53,943
You're gonna get me fired.

1013
00:51:53,943 --> 00:51:56,319
You. (scoffs)

1014
00:51:56,319 --> 00:51:57,980
I'm the one
that might lose an arm,

1015
00:51:57,980 --> 00:52:00,323
and all you can think about
is yourself.

1016
00:52:00,323 --> 00:52:01,951
NURSE: If you could
fill this out, please.

1017
00:52:01,951 --> 00:52:03,689
Admissions and insurance.

1018
00:52:06,265 --> 00:52:08,727
(Paul sighs)

1019
00:52:08,727 --> 00:52:10,366
Excuse me.

1020
00:52:12,502 --> 00:52:16,064
Is there any way we could skip
this whole insurance thing?

1021
00:52:16,064 --> 00:52:17,802
It's just standard procedure.

1022
00:52:17,802 --> 00:52:19,540
ANGUS:
I understand, but look, um,

1023
00:52:19,540 --> 00:52:21,806
we were over at Squantz Pond
playing hockey,

1024
00:52:21,806 --> 00:52:23,247
and I slipped on the ice.

1025
00:52:23,247 --> 00:52:24,875
Angus, what are you doing?

1026
00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:27,878
My mom told him not to take me,
but I made him.

1027
00:52:27,878 --> 00:52:29,385
My folks are divorced.

1028
00:52:29,385 --> 00:52:31,145
We don't get to see each other
very often.

1029
00:52:31,145 --> 00:52:33,389
She'll be mad as a hornet
if she finds out.

1030
00:52:33,389 --> 00:52:34,885
NURSE:
Okay, that's your business,

1031
00:52:34,885 --> 00:52:36,590
but we just have
certain protocols.

1032
00:52:36,590 --> 00:52:38,328
- Yeah. Protocols.
- Please.

1033
00:52:38,328 --> 00:52:40,231
I never get to see my dad.

1034
00:52:40,231 --> 00:52:42,728
It was my fault. All mine.

1035
00:52:42,728 --> 00:52:45,269
I don't want to get him
in any trouble.

1036
00:52:45,269 --> 00:52:48,063
I don't want her dragging you
into court again.

1037
00:52:48,063 --> 00:52:50,340
We can skip the insurance thing.

1038
00:52:50,340 --> 00:52:52,705
We can pay cash.

1039
00:52:52,705 --> 00:52:55,004
Right, Dad?

1040
00:52:55,004 --> 00:52:57,347
DOCTOR: So the good news is
nothing's broken,

1041
00:52:57,347 --> 00:53:00,009
but you did dislocate
your shoulder pretty badly.

1042
00:53:00,009 --> 00:53:01,879
What does that mean?

1043
00:53:01,879 --> 00:53:04,849
Well, that means that your arm
has popped out of the socket.

1044
00:53:04,849 --> 00:53:07,456
And we just need
to pop it back in.

1045
00:53:09,053 --> 00:53:11,229
I'm going to have you lie down.

1046
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:14,727
- Nice and easy.
- Is this going to hurt?

1047
00:53:14,727 --> 00:53:16,960
- (groaning)
- Any more than it does now?

1048
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:19,028
Not if you relax.

1049
00:53:19,028 --> 00:53:22,636
The key is just to relax
as best as you can.

1050
00:53:23,639 --> 00:53:25,100
(Angus continues groaning)

1051
00:53:25,100 --> 00:53:27,938
DOCTOR:
Deep breaths. Deep breaths.

1052
00:53:27,938 --> 00:53:30,006
(rapid, shuddering breaths)

1053
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:33,383
On the count of three.

1054
00:53:33,383 --> 00:53:36,584
One, two, three.

1055
00:53:36,584 --> 00:53:38,454
(yelling in pain)

1056
00:53:41,756 --> 00:53:43,558
- (joint pops)
- Jesus!

1057
00:53:43,558 --> 00:53:46,022
(Angus screams)

1058
00:53:48,092 --> 00:53:49,597
Barton men don't do that.

1059
00:53:49,597 --> 00:53:50,928
Do what?

1060
00:53:50,928 --> 00:53:52,600
Barton men don't lie.

1061
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:54,734
Yeah, well, I had momentum.

1062
00:53:54,734 --> 00:53:56,538
PAUL:
Mm-hmm.

1063
00:54:00,544 --> 00:54:02,137
Hello.

1064
00:54:02,137 --> 00:54:04,282
We have this prescription.

1065
00:54:05,714 --> 00:54:07,241
Percodan. Okay.

1066
00:54:07,241 --> 00:54:08,913
Uh, give me a couple minutes.

1067
00:54:08,913 --> 00:54:10,717
PAUL:
Thank you.

1068
00:54:11,951 --> 00:54:14,083
Look, you said, if Woodrup
finds out, you're screwed,

1069
00:54:14,083 --> 00:54:15,458
so now he won't find out.

1070
00:54:15,458 --> 00:54:17,185
What happens
if your parents inquire?

1071
00:54:17,185 --> 00:54:18,857
(scoffs) Never gonna happen.

1072
00:54:18,857 --> 00:54:20,155
Trust me.

1073
00:54:21,796 --> 00:54:25,292
Okay, then.
This all remains entre nous.

1074
00:54:25,292 --> 00:54:27,294
Got it? You know
what entre nous means?

1075
00:54:27,294 --> 00:54:29,373
<i>Oui, monsieur.</i>

1076
00:54:29,373 --> 00:54:30,836
Now you owe me.

1077
00:54:30,836 --> 00:54:32,706
Owe you?

1078
00:54:32,706 --> 00:54:35,005
Oh, do not try to leverage me,
Mr. Tully.

1079
00:54:35,005 --> 00:54:37,447
All I'm looking for
is a little thank-you

1080
00:54:37,447 --> 00:54:39,680
that I did something nice
for you.

1081
00:54:40,815 --> 00:54:42,617
That's all.

1082
00:54:42,617 --> 00:54:45,213
("No Matter What" by Badfinger
playing)

1083
00:54:45,213 --> 00:54:47,622
ANGUS: <i>Think I'll start
with a beer. How about you?</i>

1084
00:54:47,622 --> 00:54:50,053
PAUL:
Don't be ridiculous, Mr. Tully.

1085
00:54:50,053 --> 00:54:52,187
Get your cheeseburger.

1086
00:54:52,187 --> 00:54:54,222
- They've got Miller High Life.
- Mm.

1087
00:54:54,222 --> 00:54:56,400
- The champagne of beers.
- Oh.

1088
00:54:58,569 --> 00:55:01,163
Okay, you ready to order? Oh!

1089
00:55:01,163 --> 00:55:03,132
Miss Crane.

1090
00:55:03,132 --> 00:55:04,408
As I live and breathe.

1091
00:55:04,408 --> 00:55:06,333
What-what...
what are you doing here?

1092
00:55:06,333 --> 00:55:07,906
(laughing):
Oh. Hi, guys.

1093
00:55:07,906 --> 00:55:09,842
Yeah, I always pick up
a little extra work

1094
00:55:09,842 --> 00:55:11,415
over Thanksgiving and Christmas.

1095
00:55:11,415 --> 00:55:13,307
Ah.

1096
00:55:13,307 --> 00:55:16,046
Well, um, this is Mr. Tully.

1097
00:55:16,046 --> 00:55:18,048
MISS CRANE:
Oh, sure. I know you.

1098
00:55:18,048 --> 00:55:19,423
Angus Tully.

1099
00:55:19,423 --> 00:55:21,018
We met outside
Dr. Woodrup's office.

1100
00:55:21,018 --> 00:55:23,053
I was wrongly accused
of blowing up a toilet.

1101
00:55:23,053 --> 00:55:25,528
I didn't know about
the wrongly part.

1102
00:55:25,528 --> 00:55:26,859
(chuckling)

1103
00:55:26,859 --> 00:55:28,597
Um, he'll have a cheeseburger.

1104
00:55:28,597 --> 00:55:29,730
MISS CRANE:
Okay.

1105
00:55:29,730 --> 00:55:31,028
And a Miller High Life, please.

1106
00:55:31,028 --> 00:55:33,030
PAUL:
Uh, no, you will not.

1107
00:55:33,030 --> 00:55:35,065
Where do you stand on
Miller High Life, Miss Crane?

1108
00:55:35,065 --> 00:55:38,937
Well, like they say,
it's the champagne of beers.

1109
00:55:38,937 --> 00:55:40,840
- And she's a professional.
- PAUL: Okay.

1110
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:43,139
MISS CRANE (laughs):
Okay, one cheeseburger.

1111
00:55:44,549 --> 00:55:46,175
- And a Coke.
- MISS CRANE: Okay.

1112
00:55:46,175 --> 00:55:47,913
I will have a cheeseburger
as well.

1113
00:55:47,913 --> 00:55:49,453
MISS CRANE (chuckles):
Two cheeseburgers.

1114
00:55:49,453 --> 00:55:52,885
- And a Jim Beam on the rocks.
- Oh. Okay.

1115
00:55:52,885 --> 00:55:54,183
PAUL:
Please.

1116
00:55:54,183 --> 00:55:57,021
Okay. You got it, guys.

1117
00:55:57,021 --> 00:55:59,430
Thank you.

1118
00:55:59,430 --> 00:56:01,058
Hmm.

1119
00:56:02,094 --> 00:56:04,567
(chuckling):
Ouch. You two have chemistry.

1120
00:56:04,567 --> 00:56:06,294
(laughs):
Okay.

1121
00:56:06,294 --> 00:56:08,131
That's the Percodan talking.

1122
00:56:08,131 --> 00:56:09,572
I don't know,
seeing her like this,

1123
00:56:09,572 --> 00:56:10,936
I think she's pretty attractive.

1124
00:56:10,936 --> 00:56:13,576
Listen, you hormonal vulgarian,

1125
00:56:13,576 --> 00:56:15,974
that woman deserves
your respect,

1126
00:56:15,974 --> 00:56:19,582
not your erotic speculation.

1127
00:56:19,582 --> 00:56:21,551
Well, may I at least
go to the bathroom?

1128
00:56:21,551 --> 00:56:24,246
- (Paul sighs)
- Sir?

1129
00:56:24,246 --> 00:56:25,984
You mean the pay phone?

1130
00:56:34,126 --> 00:56:35,290
- Okay.
- Ah.

1131
00:56:35,290 --> 00:56:36,797
A Coke...

1132
00:56:36,797 --> 00:56:38,326
- and a double Jim.
- Oh.

1133
00:56:38,326 --> 00:56:39,800
(whispers):
I charged you for a single.

1134
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:41,065
- Thank you.
- (chuckles)

1135
00:56:41,065 --> 00:56:43,133
- Chin-chin.
- Mm-hmm.

1136
00:56:43,133 --> 00:56:46,070
So, how'd you get stuck
holding over?

1137
00:56:46,070 --> 00:56:47,676
I thought it was
Mr. Endicott's year.

1138
00:56:47,676 --> 00:56:49,612
(chuckles) No, I know.

1139
00:56:49,612 --> 00:56:51,911
Uh, I'm being punished.

1140
00:56:51,911 --> 00:56:53,847
Yeah, Dr. Woodrup is, um...

1141
00:56:53,847 --> 00:56:56,014
A pompous ass
with a dictator complex?

1142
00:56:56,014 --> 00:56:58,115
(both chuckle)

1143
00:56:58,115 --> 00:56:59,787
Oops. Um...

1144
00:56:59,787 --> 00:57:02,493
Uh, what I meant to say was, uh,

1145
00:57:02,493 --> 00:57:05,089
well, he's a lovely
compassionate educator

1146
00:57:05,089 --> 00:57:07,531
- with a really groovy beard.
- (both laugh)

1147
00:57:07,531 --> 00:57:10,325
Yeah. You know, I've had
a lot of former students

1148
00:57:10,325 --> 00:57:12,096
ascend to positions
of authority.

1149
00:57:12,096 --> 00:57:14,604
He's the only one
I've ever had to report to.

1150
00:57:14,604 --> 00:57:16,430
- He was your student?
- Oh, yes.

1151
00:57:16,430 --> 00:57:18,036
My first year teaching,

1152
00:57:18,036 --> 00:57:20,170
and he was an asshole even then.

1153
00:57:20,170 --> 00:57:22,304
(both laugh)

1154
00:57:22,304 --> 00:57:24,174
(sighs):
Oh.

1155
00:57:24,174 --> 00:57:27,012
Well, listen, if you and Angus
are really all alone up there,

1156
00:57:27,012 --> 00:57:29,113
I'm having a little
Christmas Eve party.

1157
00:57:29,113 --> 00:57:32,017
In case, you know,
you guys want to stop by.

1158
00:57:35,022 --> 00:57:37,385
("Knock Three Times" by
Tony Orlando & Dawn playing)

1159
00:57:37,385 --> 00:57:38,826
♪ Oh, my sweetness ♪

1160
00:57:38,826 --> 00:57:40,355
(three drumbeats)

1161
00:57:40,355 --> 00:57:43,600
♪ Means you'll meet me
in the hallway ♪

1162
00:57:45,670 --> 00:57:47,967
♪ Twice on the pipe ♪

1163
00:57:47,967 --> 00:57:51,432
♪ Means you ain't gonna show ♪

1164
00:57:53,502 --> 00:57:56,877
♪ If you look out
your window tonight... ♪

1165
00:57:58,584 --> 00:58:00,848
Sorry, kid. Next game's taken.

1166
00:58:00,848 --> 00:58:02,377
But I just put a dime down.

1167
00:58:02,377 --> 00:58:04,654
I don't care.
My buddy's up next.

1168
00:58:04,654 --> 00:58:06,051
That's not how it works.

1169
00:58:06,051 --> 00:58:07,921
That's how it works in here.

1170
00:58:07,921 --> 00:58:10,022
Why don't you go shoot
the other fucking machine?

1171
00:58:10,022 --> 00:58:12,255
Because I don't want to shoot
the other fucking machine.

1172
00:58:12,255 --> 00:58:15,093
- I want to use this one.
- Fuck!

1173
00:58:15,093 --> 00:58:17,832
Thanks for fucking up my mojo.

1174
00:58:17,832 --> 00:58:19,999
Hey, Kenny, you're up.

1175
00:58:19,999 --> 00:58:21,231
ANGUS:
Bullshit.

1176
00:58:21,231 --> 00:58:23,167
I put my dime down. I'm up next.

1177
00:58:23,167 --> 00:58:24,971
What was that?

1178
00:58:28,405 --> 00:58:30,075
Oh.

1179
00:58:34,444 --> 00:58:37,082
Hey, sport, my eyes are up here.

1180
00:58:37,082 --> 00:58:38,919
PINBALL PLAYER:
Look at this fucking kid.

1181
00:58:38,919 --> 00:58:41,086
Spoiled little fucking
Barton boy.

1182
00:58:41,086 --> 00:58:43,385
Yeah, he's a fancy
little prick, isn't he?

1183
00:58:43,385 --> 00:58:45,024
You know what?

1184
00:58:45,024 --> 00:58:46,553
You can just take my dime.

1185
00:58:46,553 --> 00:58:48,093
You want me to take your dime?

1186
00:58:48,093 --> 00:58:50,557
Like it's, uh...
like it's charity?

1187
00:58:50,557 --> 00:58:52,603
No. What I meant was...

1188
00:58:52,603 --> 00:58:54,462
we could play together.

1189
00:58:54,462 --> 00:58:56,398
Yeah, you could be my left arm.

1190
00:58:56,398 --> 00:58:58,642
The fuck did you just say to me?

1191
00:58:59,645 --> 00:59:01,777
- Hey!
- Mr. Hunham?

1192
00:59:01,777 --> 00:59:03,207
PAUL:
Mm, yes?

1193
00:59:03,207 --> 00:59:04,978
- Mr. Hunham, can we go, please?
- Why?

1194
00:59:04,978 --> 00:59:06,617
Uh, I've just been called
a fancy little prick.

1195
00:59:06,617 --> 00:59:08,575
- Hey! Why'd you run off?
- We should go.

1196
00:59:08,575 --> 00:59:10,115
We were just talking to you.

1197
00:59:10,115 --> 00:59:11,622
Don't they teach you manners
at that school?

1198
00:59:11,622 --> 00:59:12,579
- No, no, no. No, no.
- MISS CRANE: Kenneth!

1199
00:59:12,579 --> 00:59:13,789
Kenneth, leave him alone.

1200
00:59:13,789 --> 00:59:15,890
They just came in for some food.

1201
00:59:15,890 --> 00:59:17,452
PAUL:
Kenneth. Kenneth.

1202
00:59:17,452 --> 00:59:19,058
Is that right?

1203
00:59:19,058 --> 00:59:21,225
Uh, I don't doubt he did
something to offend you.

1204
00:59:21,225 --> 00:59:23,128
It's his specialty.

1205
00:59:23,128 --> 00:59:25,592
Now, perhaps I can purchase you
gentlemen something to imbibe

1206
00:59:25,592 --> 00:59:29,101
and we could let whatever
this unfortunate incident is

1207
00:59:29,101 --> 00:59:31,103
go the way of the dodo.

1208
00:59:31,103 --> 00:59:32,808
The what?

1209
00:59:32,808 --> 00:59:34,909
The dodo. It's an extinct bird.

1210
00:59:34,909 --> 00:59:36,471
What he's trying to say is

1211
00:59:36,471 --> 00:59:38,880
he'd like to buy you guys
a beer.

1212
00:59:42,380 --> 00:59:44,754
- Yeah, yeah. Okay.
- PAUL: Great.

1213
00:59:44,754 --> 00:59:46,822
Yeah, yeah. I'll have a Miller.

1214
00:59:46,822 --> 00:59:49,352
Champagne of beers.

1215
00:59:51,796 --> 00:59:54,291
Why'd you buy those guys beers?
They're assholes.

1216
00:59:54,291 --> 00:59:56,392
That's one way to look at it.

1217
00:59:57,461 --> 00:59:59,296
Hey.

1218
00:59:59,296 --> 01:00:01,331
Catch.

1219
01:00:01,331 --> 01:00:04,367
How many boys do you know
have had their hands blown off?

1220
01:00:06,041 --> 01:00:08,679
Barton boys don't go to Vietnam.

1221
01:00:08,679 --> 01:00:12,540
No, they go to Yale
or Dartmouth or Cornell,

1222
01:00:12,540 --> 01:00:15,312
whether they deserve to or not.

1223
01:00:15,312 --> 01:00:19,151
- Except for Curtis Lamb.
- Except for Curtis Lamb.

1224
01:00:25,555 --> 01:00:27,995
Were you ever in the military?

1225
01:00:27,995 --> 01:00:31,295
Yes. I tried to enlist in '41,
but was rejected.

1226
01:00:31,295 --> 01:00:33,836
I have to get in over there.

1227
01:00:33,836 --> 01:00:36,465
They made me an air raid warden.

1228
01:00:36,465 --> 01:00:38,709
Gave me a whistle
and everything. (chuckles)

1229
01:00:38,709 --> 01:00:41,712
Helmet, armband.

1230
01:00:41,712 --> 01:00:44,308
Yeah.

1231
01:00:44,308 --> 01:00:46,816
Before we get going,
can I be candid with you?

1232
01:00:46,816 --> 01:00:49,016
Mm-hmm.

1233
01:00:49,016 --> 01:00:50,688
You smell.

1234
01:00:55,189 --> 01:00:56,892
Like fish.

1235
01:00:56,892 --> 01:00:58,828
And it's really noticeable
towards the end of the day.

1236
01:00:58,828 --> 01:01:00,896
I can even smell it
on your coat.

1237
01:01:00,896 --> 01:01:03,459
- Mind if I crack the window?
- (sighs)

1238
01:01:05,771 --> 01:01:07,738
Trimethylaminuria.

1239
01:01:07,738 --> 01:01:08,937
Huh?

1240
01:01:08,937 --> 01:01:11,841
Trimethylaminuria.

1241
01:01:11,841 --> 01:01:14,602
Means my body can't break down trimethylamine.

1242
01:01:14,602 --> 01:01:16,274
That's the smell.

1243
01:01:16,274 --> 01:01:19,882
And, uh, yes,
more toward the end of the day.

1244
01:01:19,882 --> 01:01:21,345
Wow.

1245
01:01:21,345 --> 01:01:24,447
- Your whole life?
- Mm-hmm.

1246
01:01:24,447 --> 01:01:26,185
No wonder you're afraid
of women.

1247
01:01:26,185 --> 01:01:29,056
I am not afraid of women.

1248
01:01:29,056 --> 01:01:30,354
- Jesus H. Christ.
- Sorry.

1249
01:01:30,354 --> 01:01:31,619
I shouldn't have said anything.

1250
01:01:31,619 --> 01:01:32,895
(sighs)

1251
01:01:32,895 --> 01:01:34,358
Dr. Gertler says I don't always

1252
01:01:34,358 --> 01:01:36,030
give consideration
to my audience.

1253
01:01:36,030 --> 01:01:38,736
Ah. And who is Dr. Gertler?

1254
01:01:39,761 --> 01:01:41,695
- My shrink.
- Hmm.

1255
01:01:41,695 --> 01:01:44,973
Has Dr. Gertler ever tried
a good, swift kick in the ass?

1256
01:01:44,973 --> 01:01:46,568
(Angus scoffs)

1257
01:01:46,568 --> 01:01:48,812
Okay, all right, now your turn.

1258
01:01:48,812 --> 01:01:50,143
- Hmm.
- Go ahead.

1259
01:01:50,143 --> 01:01:51,815
- Tell me something about me.
- (scoffs)

1260
01:01:51,815 --> 01:01:53,377
- Something negative.
- Something negative about you?

1261
01:01:53,377 --> 01:01:55,379
Sure. Just one thing.

1262
01:01:55,379 --> 01:01:57,986
Just one?

1263
01:01:57,986 --> 01:02:00,219
MARY: <i>Why'd you two
miss dinner last night?</i>

1264
01:02:00,219 --> 01:02:04,652
Oh, we went into town on some,
uh, school-related business.

1265
01:02:04,652 --> 01:02:06,588
And you couldn't call?

1266
01:02:06,588 --> 01:02:08,029
Sorry.

1267
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:11,626
Good morning, everybody.

1268
01:02:11,626 --> 01:02:13,331
- Hi, Danny.
- Good morning.

1269
01:02:13,331 --> 01:02:15,432
You can go on in
and fix yourself a plate.

1270
01:02:15,432 --> 01:02:17,808
Mm, I just saw something funny.

1271
01:02:17,808 --> 01:02:20,008
I walked into the gym,

1272
01:02:20,008 --> 01:02:22,945
and someone had vomited
in there.

1273
01:02:26,379 --> 01:02:28,676
You don't say. I don't know
anything about that.

1274
01:02:28,676 --> 01:02:30,249
Yeah. Me, neither.

1275
01:02:30,249 --> 01:02:32,152
No, uh, I'll look into that
right away.

1276
01:02:32,152 --> 01:02:33,615
Thank you.

1277
01:02:33,615 --> 01:02:35,826
Mm-hmm. I see how it is.

1278
01:02:37,786 --> 01:02:39,830
♪ ♪

1279
01:02:42,725 --> 01:02:45,033
- (bucket thuds on floor)
- (Angus scoffs)

1280
01:02:46,630 --> 01:02:48,839
DANNY:
You're out your mind.

1281
01:02:50,799 --> 01:02:52,843
(breathing sharply)

1282
01:02:58,015 --> 01:02:59,883
(exhales)

1283
01:03:06,848 --> 01:03:08,518
(grunts)

1284
01:03:11,853 --> 01:03:13,325
(grunts)

1285
01:03:16,033 --> 01:03:18,534
(banging)

1286
01:03:21,599 --> 01:03:23,467
I appreciate you pitching in.

1287
01:03:23,467 --> 01:03:25,876
No, no, I should be
thanking you.

1288
01:03:25,876 --> 01:03:28,208
This is very therapeutic.

1289
01:03:28,208 --> 01:03:29,979
(scoffs)
Try it when you're stuck

1290
01:03:29,979 --> 01:03:32,080
serving 300 little shits,
and all they do is complain.

1291
01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:33,983
Then you tell me
how therapeutic it is.

1292
01:03:33,983 --> 01:03:35,413
- Well, fair enough.
- (chuckles)

1293
01:03:35,413 --> 01:03:37,250
Mary.

1294
01:03:38,253 --> 01:03:39,450
Speaking of.

1295
01:03:41,223 --> 01:03:42,585
(chuckling):
Oh, brownies?

1296
01:03:42,585 --> 01:03:44,191
God, yes. I want all of these.

1297
01:03:44,191 --> 01:03:45,852
MARY:
Ah-ah. Just take one.

1298
01:03:45,852 --> 01:03:47,755
The rest is for
the Christmas party tonight.

1299
01:03:47,755 --> 01:03:49,658
What Christmas party?
There's a Christmas party?

1300
01:03:49,658 --> 01:03:51,660
MARY:
Yeah, at Miss Crane's house.

1301
01:03:51,660 --> 01:03:53,233
I'm only going to go
for a little bit.

1302
01:03:53,233 --> 01:03:54,861
Show my face
and say I was there.

1303
01:03:54,861 --> 01:03:57,237
You know, Miss Crane said
she invited you too.

1304
01:03:58,306 --> 01:03:59,943
- I want to go to the party.
- (Paul stammers)

1305
01:03:59,943 --> 01:04:02,440
She didn't mean it.
We were just making small talk.

1306
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:04,211
If you don't want to go,
don't go.

1307
01:04:04,211 --> 01:04:05,707
- I'll take him.
- (Paul scoffs)

1308
01:04:05,707 --> 01:04:07,082
Mary can take me.

1309
01:04:07,082 --> 01:04:09,084
No, that's not how it works.

1310
01:04:09,084 --> 01:04:10,921
You're under my supervision.

1311
01:04:12,056 --> 01:04:14,089
Okay, maybe it's fine
for you to sit around here

1312
01:04:14,089 --> 01:04:15,959
and read books all day,

1313
01:04:15,959 --> 01:04:17,719
but I'm losing my goddamn mind.

1314
01:04:17,719 --> 01:04:19,424
- Jesus!
- MARY: Hey!

1315
01:04:19,424 --> 01:04:21,096
Watch your mouth, young man.

1316
01:04:21,096 --> 01:04:22,724
Not on Christmas Eve.

1317
01:04:22,724 --> 01:04:24,396
You see?

1318
01:04:24,396 --> 01:04:26,365
I can't trust him
in a social situation.

1319
01:04:26,365 --> 01:04:28,235
Mr. Hunham,
if you're too chickenshit

1320
01:04:28,235 --> 01:04:30,534
to go to this party,
then just say that.

1321
01:04:30,534 --> 01:04:32,569
- But don't fuck it up
for the little asshole.
- Mm.

1322
01:04:32,569 --> 01:04:34,978
What's wrong with you?
It's just a party.

1323
01:04:36,476 --> 01:04:39,147
- What are you afraid of?
- (sighs) I don't know.

1324
01:04:39,147 --> 01:04:41,743
Shit. Now you got me nervous.

1325
01:04:41,743 --> 01:04:44,812
("White Christmas"
by The Swingle Singers playing)

1326
01:05:06,209 --> 01:05:08,275
♪ ♪

1327
01:05:23,886 --> 01:05:26,194
(sniffing)

1328
01:05:36,206 --> 01:05:38,668
- (spraying)
- Mm.

1329
01:05:41,002 --> 01:05:42,573
Yeah.

1330
01:05:50,055 --> 01:05:52,022
(lively chatter)

1331
01:05:52,022 --> 01:05:55,091
("Jingle Bells" by Herb Alpert
& The Tijuana Brass playing)

1332
01:06:02,496 --> 01:06:04,298
- Oh, hi.
- Oh, hi.

1333
01:06:04,298 --> 01:06:06,630
- Oh, you made it. Welcome.
- (chuckles) Yes.

1334
01:06:06,630 --> 01:06:08,797
Hi. Aw.

1335
01:06:08,797 --> 01:06:10,205
I am so glad you're here.

1336
01:06:10,205 --> 01:06:11,536
We're happy to be here.

1337
01:06:11,536 --> 01:06:13,043
Where should I put these?

1338
01:06:13,043 --> 01:06:14,737
Um, oh. (chuckles)

1339
01:06:14,737 --> 01:06:16,244
(gasps)

1340
01:06:16,244 --> 01:06:17,872
Those, I'll be putting
on my bedside table.

1341
01:06:17,872 --> 01:06:20,215
(laughing):
Oh! You're a wicked woman.

1342
01:06:20,215 --> 01:06:22,382
- You have no idea.
- Oh!

1343
01:06:22,382 --> 01:06:24,318
Certainly a lot of people here.

1344
01:06:24,318 --> 01:06:26,254
(sighs) Yeah, yeah.

1345
01:06:26,254 --> 01:06:28,553
Some family, friends from town.

1346
01:06:28,553 --> 01:06:29,983
- Oh.
- Only you guys from work.

1347
01:06:29,983 --> 01:06:31,490
- Ah.
- Yeah.

1348
01:06:31,490 --> 01:06:33,888
- That's my mom on the couch.
- PAUL: Mm-hmm.

1349
01:06:33,888 --> 01:06:36,429
MISS CRANE:
Uh, that's my sister Kathy

1350
01:06:36,429 --> 01:06:39,069
and her son Marvin.

1351
01:06:39,069 --> 01:06:41,731
Oh, and that's my friend Tom.

1352
01:06:41,731 --> 01:06:43,436
He owns the men's clothing store

1353
01:06:43,436 --> 01:06:44,866
- on Bolen Street.
- PAUL: Of course.

1354
01:06:44,866 --> 01:06:46,406
MISS CRANE:
Yeah, and his son.

1355
01:06:49,741 --> 01:06:51,708
(chatter and music fade)

1356
01:06:51,708 --> 01:06:54,216
(music box playing
"Away in a Manger")

1357
01:07:09,497 --> 01:07:10,892
MISS CRANE:
Angus.

1358
01:07:10,892 --> 01:07:12,432
This is Angus Tully.

1359
01:07:12,432 --> 01:07:14,302
He's one of our students
at Barton.

1360
01:07:14,302 --> 01:07:16,931
This is my niece Elise.

1361
01:07:17,934 --> 01:07:20,308
"Niece Elise." Nice.

1362
01:07:20,308 --> 01:07:22,145
MISS CRANE:
And this is Mr. Hunham.

1363
01:07:22,145 --> 01:07:24,147
He's one of our finest teachers.

1364
01:07:24,147 --> 01:07:25,445
- PAUL: Oh.
- MISS CRANE: History, right?

1365
01:07:25,445 --> 01:07:26,809
PAUL:
Uh, ancient civilizations.

1366
01:07:26,809 --> 01:07:28,041
MISS CRANE:
Ah. (chuckles)

1367
01:07:28,041 --> 01:07:29,581
And this is Mary Lamb.

1368
01:07:29,581 --> 01:07:31,583
She is the manager
of the cafeteria.

1369
01:07:31,583 --> 01:07:32,650
- ELISE: Cool.
- Hi.

1370
01:07:32,650 --> 01:07:34,080
Hi. (chuckles)

1371
01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:36,588
Um, hey, why don't you
take Angus

1372
01:07:36,588 --> 01:07:38,590
down into the basement?

1373
01:07:38,590 --> 01:07:39,954
Introduce him
to our family tradition.

1374
01:07:39,954 --> 01:07:41,659
Come on.

1375
01:07:41,659 --> 01:07:44,464
Okay, and, uh, why don't I
get you guys some drinks?

1376
01:07:44,464 --> 01:07:46,268
- Uh, Jim Beam for you, right?
- Correct.

1377
01:07:46,268 --> 01:07:47,632
Okay, and what about you, Mary?

1378
01:07:47,632 --> 01:07:49,733
- Uh, I'll take a whiskey.
- Okay.

1379
01:07:49,733 --> 01:07:51,570
(kids chattering)

1380
01:07:51,570 --> 01:07:53,473
♪ He's the jolly little fellow
called Santa Claus ♪

1381
01:07:53,473 --> 01:07:56,069
♪ Who'll be around
on Christmas Eve night ♪

1382
01:07:56,069 --> 01:07:58,808
♪ He's a chubby little fellow
with a long white beard ♪

1383
01:07:58,808 --> 01:08:00,810
♪ And he comes
from far away... ♪

1384
01:08:00,810 --> 01:08:02,779
ANGUS: This is what
you wanted to show me?

1385
01:08:02,779 --> 01:08:06,420
I grew up playing down here
during my aunt's parties.

1386
01:08:06,420 --> 01:08:08,323
I think it's kind of cool.

1387
01:08:08,323 --> 01:08:10,325
There's a purity to it.

1388
01:08:11,460 --> 01:08:14,989
I mean, every child
is an artist.

1389
01:08:14,989 --> 01:08:18,927
The problem is remaining
an artist when we grow up.

1390
01:08:18,927 --> 01:08:20,764
Picasso said that.

1391
01:08:20,764 --> 01:08:22,535
Picasso's cool.

1392
01:08:22,535 --> 01:08:24,174
Yeah, I saw <i>Guernica</i> once.

1393
01:08:24,174 --> 01:08:25,967
- You know, the-the big mural?
- Yeah.

1394
01:08:25,967 --> 01:08:28,035
- With the horse?
- (laughs)

1395
01:08:28,035 --> 01:08:30,312
Yeah, I know <i>Guernica.</i>
You really saw it?

1396
01:08:30,312 --> 01:08:33,480
Yeah. At The Museum
of Modern Art in New York.

1397
01:08:33,480 --> 01:08:35,647
It's huge.

1398
01:08:35,647 --> 01:08:37,946
My dad took me.

1399
01:08:37,946 --> 01:08:40,146
♪ Merry Christmas ♪

1400
01:08:40,146 --> 01:08:42,148
("Silent Night" by
The Temptations playing)

1401
01:08:42,148 --> 01:08:47,230
- ♪ To each one of you ♪
- ♪ To all of you ♪

1402
01:08:47,230 --> 01:08:50,299
- ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
- ♪ Mm ♪

1403
01:08:50,299 --> 01:08:56,063
♪ Silent night ♪

1404
01:08:56,063 --> 01:09:00,034
♪ Holy night... ♪

1405
01:09:00,034 --> 01:09:02,102
There you go.

1406
01:09:03,677 --> 01:09:05,248
Hey, how you doing, hmm?

1407
01:09:05,248 --> 01:09:07,415
- I'm doing all right.
- Okay.

1408
01:09:08,946 --> 01:09:11,045
They put me
in charge of the music.

1409
01:09:11,045 --> 01:09:12,750
Who put you in charge
of the music?

1410
01:09:12,750 --> 01:09:13,982
I did.

1411
01:09:13,982 --> 01:09:15,753
- (both laugh)
- You so crazy.

1412
01:09:15,753 --> 01:09:17,887
Oh. I got you something.

1413
01:09:17,887 --> 01:09:20,395
- No, Danny.
- Yeah, go ahead.

1414
01:09:20,395 --> 01:09:22,155
Mm-mm.
You didn't have to do all this.

1415
01:09:22,155 --> 01:09:25,158
I don't have to do anything
but pay taxes and die.

1416
01:09:25,158 --> 01:09:27,336
I wanted to. Here.

1417
01:09:27,336 --> 01:09:32,935
♪ Holy infant
so tender and mild... ♪

1418
01:09:34,906 --> 01:09:36,510
This is lovely.

1419
01:09:36,510 --> 01:09:38,072
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

1420
01:09:38,072 --> 01:09:39,579
But, Danny,
I didn't get you anything.

1421
01:09:39,579 --> 01:09:40,877
Yes, you did.

1422
01:09:40,877 --> 01:09:43,748
You got me that beautiful smile.

1423
01:09:43,748 --> 01:09:45,552
(Danny chuckling)

1424
01:09:45,552 --> 01:09:47,356
- There it is.
- (Mary chuckles)

1425
01:09:47,356 --> 01:09:50,084
(laughing):
There it is.

1426
01:09:50,084 --> 01:09:53,153
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

1427
01:09:54,332 --> 01:09:55,595
(kids chattering)

1428
01:09:55,595 --> 01:09:57,025
ANGUS:
Am I doing this right?

1429
01:09:57,025 --> 01:09:58,928
ELISE:
There's no right or wrong.

1430
01:09:59,997 --> 01:10:03,372
♪ I wish my mom would marry
Santa Claus ♪

1431
01:10:03,372 --> 01:10:07,409
♪ Then I know
he would always stay ♪

1432
01:10:07,409 --> 01:10:11,776
♪ And we could always play
with the toys... ♪

1433
01:10:11,776 --> 01:10:13,943
Are you trying to look
down my shirt?

1434
01:10:13,943 --> 01:10:16,814
(laughs):
No.

1435
01:10:16,814 --> 01:10:18,816
Yes.

1436
01:10:22,525 --> 01:10:24,294
You know, I'm not gonna do this

1437
01:10:24,294 --> 01:10:25,889
if you're not gonna
take it seriously.

1438
01:10:25,889 --> 01:10:28,122
(laughing):
I am taking it seriously.

1439
01:10:28,122 --> 01:10:30,157
As seriously as one can take
finger painting.

1440
01:10:30,157 --> 01:10:31,763
(laughing):
You're not.

1441
01:10:31,763 --> 01:10:35,536
You missed this whole area
right here.

1442
01:10:37,672 --> 01:10:41,102
♪ And it would always be ♪

1443
01:10:41,102 --> 01:10:45,172
♪ Like Christmas
every day for me. ♪

1444
01:10:59,023 --> 01:11:00,495
(chuckles)

1445
01:11:01,498 --> 01:11:02,926
Oh. (chuckles)

1446
01:11:02,926 --> 01:11:04,796
- Well...
- Mistletoe. (laughs)

1447
01:11:04,796 --> 01:11:07,293
Oh, yes, of course,
that's-that's why. Right.

1448
01:11:07,293 --> 01:11:09,372
- Ah.
- (both laughing)

1449
01:11:09,372 --> 01:11:10,703
You know, it's interesting.

1450
01:11:10,703 --> 01:11:13,475
Aeneas, uh, carried mistletoe
with him

1451
01:11:13,475 --> 01:11:15,345
when he descended
into Hades, uh,

1452
01:11:15,345 --> 01:11:16,973
in search of his father.

1453
01:11:16,973 --> 01:11:18,975
Oh. Huh.

1454
01:11:20,044 --> 01:11:22,385
Anyway, uh, I like your tree.

1455
01:11:22,385 --> 01:11:24,277
It's very space-age.

1456
01:11:24,277 --> 01:11:27,148
Oh! I bought it to commemorate
the moon landing.

1457
01:11:27,148 --> 01:11:29,557
- Really? Oh. Oh.
- Yeah.

1458
01:11:29,557 --> 01:11:31,251
(Miss Crane sighs)

1459
01:11:32,892 --> 01:11:35,057
So, where's your family
this Christmas?

1460
01:11:35,057 --> 01:11:36,894
Nowhere. I'm an only child.

1461
01:11:36,894 --> 01:11:38,632
Uh, my mother died
when I was young.

1462
01:11:38,632 --> 01:11:39,831
Oh.

1463
01:11:39,831 --> 01:11:41,371
And your father?

1464
01:11:41,371 --> 01:11:42,834
(chuckles)

1465
01:11:42,834 --> 01:11:45,067
Let's just say I left home
when I was 15.

1466
01:11:45,067 --> 01:11:46,706
- You ran away?
- Worse.

1467
01:11:46,706 --> 01:11:49,203
- I got a scholarship to Barton.
- Oh.

1468
01:11:49,203 --> 01:11:53,042
And from there, I went to
college and never looked back.

1469
01:11:53,042 --> 01:11:55,517
- Oh, but you did a little.
- Hmm?

1470
01:11:55,517 --> 01:11:57,552
I mean, you came back here.

1471
01:11:57,552 --> 01:11:59,653
Ah.

1472
01:11:59,653 --> 01:12:02,425
Feels kind of like home. Yes.

1473
01:12:02,425 --> 01:12:05,219
And I guess I thought
I could make a difference.

1474
01:12:05,219 --> 01:12:08,156
I mean, I used to think I could
prepare them for the world

1475
01:12:08,156 --> 01:12:09,696
- even a little.
- Mm-hmm.

1476
01:12:09,696 --> 01:12:11,225
Provide standards and grounding

1477
01:12:11,225 --> 01:12:13,161
like Dr. Greene always
drilled into us.

1478
01:12:13,161 --> 01:12:15,504
But, uh, the world doesn't
make sense anymore.

1479
01:12:15,504 --> 01:12:18,606
(chuckles):
I mean, it's on fire.

1480
01:12:18,606 --> 01:12:20,773
The rich don't give a shit.

1481
01:12:20,773 --> 01:12:22,775
Poor kids are cannon fodder.

1482
01:12:22,775 --> 01:12:24,942
Integrity is a punch line.

1483
01:12:24,942 --> 01:12:27,450
Trust is just a name on a bank.

1484
01:12:27,450 --> 01:12:28,748
(Miss Crane chuckles softly)

1485
01:12:28,748 --> 01:12:30,882
Well...

1486
01:12:30,882 --> 01:12:33,588
look, if that's all true,

1487
01:12:33,588 --> 01:12:37,394
then now is when they most need
someone like you.

1488
01:12:40,795 --> 01:12:43,356
(record scratching, skipping)

1489
01:12:43,356 --> 01:12:45,699
("When Winter Comes" by Artie
Shaw & His Orchestra playing)

1490
01:12:45,699 --> 01:12:51,100
Danny, did you know that
Curtis used to love Artie Shaw?

1491
01:12:51,100 --> 01:12:53,201
You know,
we used to dance to this.

1492
01:12:53,201 --> 01:12:54,741
(chuckles)

1493
01:12:54,741 --> 01:12:57,645
What teenage kid you know
listens to Artie Shaw?

1494
01:13:00,078 --> 01:13:01,451
You're killing me.

1495
01:13:01,451 --> 01:13:02,617
Can't you play something
a little hipper?

1496
01:13:02,617 --> 01:13:04,718
Don't touch that goddamn record.

1497
01:13:04,718 --> 01:13:06,720
DANNY: Hey, wait. Hey, M-Mary,
come on, just sit down.

1498
01:13:06,720 --> 01:13:08,282
- MARY: Oh, I'm okay.
- DANNY: All right.

1499
01:13:08,282 --> 01:13:10,559
- No, Danny, I'm okay.
- I-I know. Please.

1500
01:13:10,559 --> 01:13:13,562
- Okay, but I said I'm okay.
- Okay.

1501
01:13:13,562 --> 01:13:16,499
♪ And I'll be fine
in the summer ♪

1502
01:13:16,499 --> 01:13:19,502
♪ But then I gotta have you
to cuddle up to ♪

1503
01:13:19,502 --> 01:13:21,867
♪ When winter comes. ♪

1504
01:13:25,367 --> 01:13:27,444
♪ ♪

1505
01:13:38,853 --> 01:13:40,952
Go get me another drink.

1506
01:13:42,527 --> 01:13:44,417
So, are you planning
anything special for tomorrow?

1507
01:13:44,417 --> 01:13:46,859
No. Why? Are you having, um...

1508
01:13:46,859 --> 01:13:48,960
Oh, no, no. I just...

1509
01:13:48,960 --> 01:13:51,666
I thought maybe you were doing
something special for Angus.

1510
01:13:51,666 --> 01:13:53,360
Oh.

1511
01:13:53,360 --> 01:13:54,702
("It's the Most Wonderful Time
of the Year" playing)

1512
01:13:54,702 --> 01:13:56,968
- You should.
- Oh.

1513
01:13:56,968 --> 01:13:59,300
Help preserve some of the magic.

1514
01:13:59,300 --> 01:14:02,512
I mean, he may be a little
difficult, but he's still...

1515
01:14:02,512 --> 01:14:04,514
- he's just a kid.
- Yeah.

1516
01:14:04,514 --> 01:14:08,650
Life catches up to them so fast.

1517
01:14:08,650 --> 01:14:10,817
Them. Ha.

1518
01:14:12,150 --> 01:14:14,315
- Us.
- Mm-hmm.

1519
01:14:17,188 --> 01:14:19,991
You're a very sweet person,
Miss Crane.

1520
01:14:19,991 --> 01:14:22,664
Aw.

1521
01:14:22,664 --> 01:14:24,864
- So are you.
- (chuckles)

1522
01:14:24,864 --> 01:14:26,536
- When you want to be.
- Mm.

1523
01:14:26,536 --> 01:14:27,999
And it's Lydia.

1524
01:14:27,999 --> 01:14:30,067
Lydia. (chuckles)

1525
01:14:31,070 --> 01:14:33,037
(door opens)

1526
01:14:34,612 --> 01:14:36,579
- Excuse me for a minute.
- Mm.

1527
01:14:36,579 --> 01:14:38,680
Hi.

1528
01:14:41,850 --> 01:14:44,048
♪ There'll be
much mistletoeing ♪

1529
01:14:44,048 --> 01:14:45,984
♪ And hearts will be glowing ♪

1530
01:14:45,984 --> 01:14:49,152
♪ When loved ones are near ♪

1531
01:14:49,152 --> 01:14:52,562
♪ It's the most wonderful time ♪

1532
01:14:52,562 --> 01:14:55,829
♪ Of the year... ♪

1533
01:14:55,829 --> 01:14:57,534
(sighs)

1534
01:14:58,768 --> 01:15:01,032
Mr. Hunham? Mr. Hunham,
could you come with me, please?

1535
01:15:01,032 --> 01:15:03,034
Yeah. What is it?

1536
01:15:03,034 --> 01:15:05,069
Come on. I'm serious.

1537
01:15:05,069 --> 01:15:06,906
(grunts)

1538
01:15:08,239 --> 01:15:10,371
- Come on.
- Yes.

1539
01:15:10,371 --> 01:15:12,538
♪ There'll be scary
ghost stories ♪

1540
01:15:12,538 --> 01:15:14,881
- (Mary sobbing)
- ♪ And tales of the glories ♪

1541
01:15:14,881 --> 01:15:17,950
♪ Of Christmases
long, long ago... ♪

1542
01:15:17,950 --> 01:15:20,414
Mary?

1543
01:15:20,414 --> 01:15:22,416
You all right?

1544
01:15:22,416 --> 01:15:24,660
MARY:
Just leave me alone.

1545
01:15:25,960 --> 01:15:27,630
You want me to take you home?

1546
01:15:27,630 --> 01:15:30,699
Back off! Back off.

1547
01:15:30,699 --> 01:15:32,701
♪ There'll be
much mistletoeing ♪

1548
01:15:32,701 --> 01:15:34,901
♪ And hearts
will be glowing... ♪

1549
01:15:34,901 --> 01:15:37,398
(song continues muffled
in distance)

1550
01:15:40,106 --> 01:15:42,139
(Mary sniffling, crying)

1551
01:15:45,144 --> 01:15:47,408
He's gone.

1552
01:15:54,923 --> 01:15:57,022
(sighs)

1553
01:15:58,025 --> 01:15:59,222
PAUL:
I was right.

1554
01:15:59,222 --> 01:16:00,828
This is why I hate parties.

1555
01:16:00,828 --> 01:16:02,797
That was a disaster.
Total disaster.

1556
01:16:02,797 --> 01:16:04,964
Speak for yourself.
I was having fun.

1557
01:16:04,964 --> 01:16:06,559
Let's take Mary home,

1558
01:16:06,559 --> 01:16:07,736
make sure she's okay,
and we'll come back.

1559
01:16:07,736 --> 01:16:09,298
- Out of the question.
- Come on.

1560
01:16:09,298 --> 01:16:10,970
Would you give me a break?

1561
01:16:10,970 --> 01:16:12,642
I was hitting it off with Elise.

1562
01:16:12,642 --> 01:16:13,940
Oh. (chuckles) The niece?

1563
01:16:13,940 --> 01:16:15,139
Are you kidding me?

1564
01:16:15,139 --> 01:16:16,778
This poor woman is bereft,

1565
01:16:16,778 --> 01:16:18,681
and all you can think about
is some silly girl.

1566
01:16:18,681 --> 01:16:20,683
- Unbelievable.
- I don't need
you feeling sorry for me.

1567
01:16:20,683 --> 01:16:23,917
See? I'm just saying,
this was the first good thing

1568
01:16:23,917 --> 01:16:26,348
that came with being
in this prison with you.

1569
01:16:26,348 --> 01:16:28,251
Need I remind you

1570
01:16:28,251 --> 01:16:30,583
that it is not my fault
that you are stuck here?

1571
01:16:30,583 --> 01:16:32,761
Do you think I want
to be babysitting you?

1572
01:16:32,761 --> 01:16:36,193
Oh, no, no, I was praying to
the god I don't even believe in

1573
01:16:36,193 --> 01:16:38,030
that your mother
would pick up the phone

1574
01:16:38,030 --> 01:16:41,671
or your father would arrive
in a helicopter or a submarine

1575
01:16:41,671 --> 01:16:43,805
or a flying fucking saucer
to take you...

1576
01:16:43,805 --> 01:16:46,203
My father's dead.

1577
01:16:46,203 --> 01:16:47,809
(stammering):
I thought your father...

1578
01:16:47,809 --> 01:16:51,109
That's just some rich guy
my mom married.

1579
01:16:51,109 --> 01:16:53,276
Give me your keys.

1580
01:16:53,276 --> 01:16:55,179
It's unlocked.

1581
01:17:00,758 --> 01:17:04,650
You don't tell a boy that's
been left behind at Christmas

1582
01:17:04,650 --> 01:17:06,861
that you're aching
to cut him loose.

1583
01:17:06,861 --> 01:17:08,896
That nobody wants him.

1584
01:17:08,896 --> 01:17:11,624
What the fuck is wrong with you?

1585
01:17:11,624 --> 01:17:14,165
Let's go. I'm cold.

1586
01:17:17,665 --> 01:17:19,401
(grunts softly)

1587
01:17:25,541 --> 01:17:31,017
♪ O little town of Bethlehem ♪

1588
01:17:31,017 --> 01:17:35,615
♪ How still we see thee lie ♪

1589
01:17:36,959 --> 01:17:42,391
♪ Above thy deep
and dreamless sleep ♪

1590
01:17:42,391 --> 01:17:48,067
♪ The silent stars go by ♪

1591
01:17:48,067 --> 01:17:53,534
♪ Yet in thy dark streets
shineth ♪

1592
01:17:53,534 --> 01:17:57,043
♪ The everlasting light... ♪

1593
01:17:57,043 --> 01:17:59,012
(car door closes)

1594
01:17:59,012 --> 01:18:00,882
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

1595
01:18:00,882 --> 01:18:02,378
What can I do for you, chief?

1596
01:18:02,378 --> 01:18:03,852
I'm looking for a tree.

1597
01:18:03,852 --> 01:18:05,381
Well, you came
to the right place.

1598
01:18:05,381 --> 01:18:08,318
Big fire sale on all
remaining inventory.

1599
01:18:10,960 --> 01:18:12,729
Mr. Tully.

1600
01:18:13,996 --> 01:18:15,798
Mr. Tully?

1601
01:18:17,725 --> 01:18:19,560
Mr. Tully.

1602
01:18:21,465 --> 01:18:23,872
Uh, Angus Tully!

1603
01:18:23,872 --> 01:18:25,940
(radio playing indistinctly)

1604
01:18:28,912 --> 01:18:30,208
(Paul sighs)

1605
01:18:30,208 --> 01:18:32,210
- Good morning.
- Merry Christmas.

1606
01:18:32,210 --> 01:18:34,047
Yeah.
Merry Christmas, of course.

1607
01:18:34,047 --> 01:18:35,884
How are you?

1608
01:18:35,884 --> 01:18:38,117
Well, I've got a case
of the cocktail flu.

1609
01:18:38,117 --> 01:18:40,713
- Yeah. Have you seen the boy?
- Mm-mm.

1610
01:18:40,713 --> 01:18:43,188
Goddammit,
where the hell can he be?

1611
01:18:44,752 --> 01:18:46,686
Angus!

1612
01:18:48,591 --> 01:18:50,624
Mr. Tully?

1613
01:18:50,624 --> 01:18:52,835
(piano playing)

1614
01:18:52,835 --> 01:18:55,134
(panting)

1615
01:19:05,542 --> 01:19:08,015
- (door bangs shut)
- (playing stops)

1616
01:19:09,887 --> 01:19:12,822
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

1617
01:19:12,822 --> 01:19:14,582
Where the hell have you been?

1618
01:19:14,582 --> 01:19:17,255
I don't know. Just here.

1619
01:19:17,255 --> 01:19:19,257
Come on.
I have something to show you.

1620
01:19:19,257 --> 01:19:21,325
♪ ♪

1621
01:19:25,034 --> 01:19:27,001
No ornaments?

1622
01:19:29,874 --> 01:19:33,502
Oh, I'm sure we can round up
some ornaments somewhere.

1623
01:19:33,502 --> 01:19:36,307
Uh, now...

1624
01:19:36,307 --> 01:19:39,079
this is for you.

1625
01:19:50,488 --> 01:19:53,621
<i>Meditations</i> by Marcus Aurelius.

1626
01:19:53,621 --> 01:19:55,964
For my money, it's like
the Bible, the Koran

1627
01:19:55,964 --> 01:19:58,659
and the Bhagavad Gita
all rolled up into one.

1628
01:19:58,659 --> 01:20:01,398
And the best part is
not one mention of God.

1629
01:20:01,398 --> 01:20:03,631
- Hmm.
- ANGUS: Okay.

1630
01:20:03,631 --> 01:20:05,435
Thanks.

1631
01:20:06,603 --> 01:20:09,340
And Mary.

1632
01:20:09,340 --> 01:20:11,243
This is for you.

1633
01:20:12,576 --> 01:20:14,213
Hmm.

1634
01:20:21,783 --> 01:20:23,750
So you just get this
for everybody?

1635
01:20:23,750 --> 01:20:25,851
And...

1636
01:20:25,851 --> 01:20:27,721
- Mm-hmm.
- (Paul chuckling)

1637
01:20:27,721 --> 01:20:29,723
- Now, how'd you guess?
- How indeed?

1638
01:20:29,723 --> 01:20:31,065
(chuckles)

1639
01:20:31,065 --> 01:20:33,100
Oh, and...

1640
01:20:33,100 --> 01:20:35,300
this came in the mail for you.

1641
01:20:55,619 --> 01:20:57,652
♪ ♪

1642
01:21:05,431 --> 01:21:06,969
(Paul sighs)

1643
01:21:06,969 --> 01:21:09,103
Thank you, Mary.

1644
01:21:09,103 --> 01:21:11,072
That was just lovely.

1645
01:21:11,072 --> 01:21:12,370
Oh.

1646
01:21:12,370 --> 01:21:14,438
Is that an actual compliment?

1647
01:21:14,438 --> 01:21:17,276
- Oh, come on.
- (Mary laughs)

1648
01:21:17,276 --> 01:21:19,542
You know,
I don't think I've ever had

1649
01:21:19,542 --> 01:21:22,875
a real family Christmas
like this before.

1650
01:21:22,875 --> 01:21:25,317
Christmas dinner,
I mean family-style.

1651
01:21:25,317 --> 01:21:28,155
Out of the oven
and all the trimmings.

1652
01:21:28,155 --> 01:21:30,784
My mom always just orders in
from Delmonico's.

1653
01:21:30,784 --> 01:21:32,291
(Angus and Paul chuckle)

1654
01:21:32,291 --> 01:21:34,458
MARY:
Well, she's got the right idea.

1655
01:21:34,458 --> 01:21:37,296
Next year I'm ordering in
from Delmonico's.

1656
01:21:39,135 --> 01:21:42,631
Anyway, thank you, Mary.

1657
01:21:42,631 --> 01:21:44,600
You're welcome.

1658
01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:46,602
PAUL:
I'd like to propose a toast.

1659
01:21:46,602 --> 01:21:51,310
To my two unlikely companions
on this snowy island

1660
01:21:51,310 --> 01:21:56,183
and to our absent friends
and family.

1661
01:21:58,187 --> 01:22:02,189
And I realize that none of us
is here because he wants to be.

1662
01:22:02,189 --> 01:22:05,291
So if there's any way
that I could make the holidays

1663
01:22:05,291 --> 01:22:08,030
a little cheerier
for either one of you,

1664
01:22:08,030 --> 01:22:10,791
just say the word.

1665
01:22:11,728 --> 01:22:14,267
Okay.

1666
01:22:14,267 --> 01:22:16,038
I want to go to Boston.

1667
01:22:16,038 --> 01:22:17,699
Boston? Why?

1668
01:22:17,699 --> 01:22:19,503
Why not?

1669
01:22:19,503 --> 01:22:22,176
I want a real Christmas.
I want to go ice-skating.

1670
01:22:22,176 --> 01:22:23,771
I want to see
a real Christmas tree

1671
01:22:23,771 --> 01:22:25,278
with real ornaments,
not that stupid thing.

1672
01:22:25,278 --> 01:22:27,445
- You said it was nice.
- MARY: It is nice.

1673
01:22:27,445 --> 01:22:29,348
ANGUS:
Come on, let's get out of here.

1674
01:22:29,348 --> 01:22:31,152
I want a real holiday.

1675
01:22:31,152 --> 01:22:33,352
We're not going to Boston.
It's out of the question.

1676
01:22:33,352 --> 01:22:34,848
MARY:
You told the boy "anything,"

1677
01:22:34,848 --> 01:22:36,322
so take the kid to Boston.

1678
01:22:36,322 --> 01:22:38,390
Mary, we're not allowed
to leave campus

1679
01:22:38,390 --> 01:22:40,821
or the immediate environs.

1680
01:22:45,025 --> 01:22:46,497
(sighs)

1681
01:22:51,438 --> 01:22:53,042
(sighs heavily)

1682
01:22:53,042 --> 01:22:55,770
I suppose we could call it
a field trip.

1683
01:22:56,839 --> 01:22:58,707
Uh, field trips would fall
under the ambit

1684
01:22:58,707 --> 01:23:01,215
of additional academic pursuits.

1685
01:23:01,215 --> 01:23:02,876
There's even a fund set aside

1686
01:23:02,876 --> 01:23:05,483
for additional
academic pursuits.

1687
01:23:05,483 --> 01:23:07,518
Mm-hmm.

1688
01:23:09,126 --> 01:23:11,456
I'll go pack. (laughs)

1689
01:23:13,427 --> 01:23:15,328
I'm gonna need you
to take me to Roxbury.

1690
01:23:15,328 --> 01:23:17,759
Mm-hmm. All right.

1691
01:23:19,235 --> 01:23:21,268
♪ ♪

1692
01:23:41,455 --> 01:23:44,291
- ♪ ♪
- (no dialogue)

1693
01:23:59,176 --> 01:24:01,242
♪ ♪

1694
01:24:13,751 --> 01:24:16,752
- MARY (sighs): Here we are.
- PAUL: Hmm.

1695
01:24:16,752 --> 01:24:19,953
Boy, that's an awful lot
of stairs.

1696
01:24:19,953 --> 01:24:23,132
- Probably icy too.
- Mm.

1697
01:24:24,762 --> 01:24:26,025
Mr. Tully.

1698
01:24:27,028 --> 01:24:28,632
Right. Um...

1699
01:24:28,632 --> 01:24:30,832
Mary, can I help you
with your bags?

1700
01:24:30,832 --> 01:24:32,801
MARY:
Yes, please.

1701
01:24:41,614 --> 01:24:42,811
- PAUL: Hmm.
- (trunk closes)

1702
01:24:42,811 --> 01:24:44,516
MARY:
Mm.

1703
01:24:45,684 --> 01:24:47,486
Hey, be careful with the box.

1704
01:24:47,486 --> 01:24:49,686
Yeah.

1705
01:24:49,686 --> 01:24:52,425
You know, you're more than
welcome to a room at the hotel.

1706
01:24:52,425 --> 01:24:53,822
We've got the money.

1707
01:24:53,822 --> 01:24:55,626
Are you out of your mind?

1708
01:24:55,626 --> 01:24:58,200
I need a break from you two
and all your damn bickering.

1709
01:24:58,200 --> 01:25:00,862
Besides, I'm looking forward
to visiting my little sister.

1710
01:25:00,862 --> 01:25:02,303
She's pregnant.

1711
01:25:02,303 --> 01:25:03,700
Oh, that's wonderful.

1712
01:25:03,700 --> 01:25:04,998
- Yeah.
- Oh.

1713
01:25:06,969 --> 01:25:09,134
- Mr. Hunham. Mr. Hunham.
- Oh, I'm sorry.

1714
01:25:09,134 --> 01:25:10,542
My hands sweat.

1715
01:25:10,542 --> 01:25:12,379
It's hyperhidrosis. Sorry.

1716
01:25:12,379 --> 01:25:13,809
- Oh.
- ANGUS: Hey, Mary!

1717
01:25:15,714 --> 01:25:18,077
One more flight up.

1718
01:25:19,080 --> 01:25:20,684
One more flight up.

1719
01:25:20,684 --> 01:25:22,114
Yep.

1720
01:25:22,114 --> 01:25:23,819
So, you two are
going to be all right?

1721
01:25:23,819 --> 01:25:25,458
Yes, the little monster
will be well under control.

1722
01:25:25,458 --> 01:25:27,559
- PEGGY: Mary!
- Oh.

1723
01:25:28,562 --> 01:25:30,364
Hi!

1724
01:25:33,193 --> 01:25:35,237
- Bye.
- Bye.

1725
01:25:39,705 --> 01:25:41,067
Bye, Mary.

1726
01:25:41,067 --> 01:25:42,541
Uh-uh. Where are you going?

1727
01:25:42,541 --> 01:25:43,971
- I was...
- You're not done yet.

1728
01:25:43,971 --> 01:25:46,006
You have to help me up there.

1729
01:25:46,006 --> 01:25:48,415
- Yeah, sure thing.
- Come on.

1730
01:26:02,926 --> 01:26:05,696
(kids chattering playfully
outside)

1731
01:26:16,280 --> 01:26:18,742
(opens drawer)

1732
01:26:24,046 --> 01:26:26,079
♪ ♪

1733
01:26:27,555 --> 01:26:30,050
(chuckles softly)

1734
01:26:50,105 --> 01:26:51,808
(Mary sighs softly)

1735
01:27:05,186 --> 01:27:07,263
(laughter, indistinct chatter)

1736
01:27:13,128 --> 01:27:15,095
(indistinct chatter continues)

1737
01:27:15,095 --> 01:27:17,163
♪ ♪

1738
01:27:29,782 --> 01:27:31,815
♪ ♪

1739
01:27:39,825 --> 01:27:41,858
(siren wailing in distance)

1740
01:27:48,471 --> 01:27:50,196
Hmm.

1741
01:27:54,334 --> 01:27:56,708
Hey there, handsome.
You got a cigarette?

1742
01:27:57,744 --> 01:28:00,173
Nope. Sorry, I smoke a pipe.

1743
01:28:01,880 --> 01:28:04,144
How about a date, then?
You want a date?

1744
01:28:05,147 --> 01:28:06,454
(chuckles)

1745
01:28:06,454 --> 01:28:07,686
No, thank you.

1746
01:28:07,686 --> 01:28:09,182
- Oh, come on.
- Mm-mm-mm.

1747
01:28:09,182 --> 01:28:11,019
Let's go somewhere warm.

1748
01:28:11,019 --> 01:28:12,856
Go ahead.

1749
01:28:12,856 --> 01:28:15,122
- I can wait here.
- WOMAN: See?

1750
01:28:15,122 --> 01:28:18,026
He can wait here,
read some books.

1751
01:28:18,026 --> 01:28:21,062
He doesn't mind if daddy gets
a little candy cane.

1752
01:28:21,062 --> 01:28:24,571
Thank you, but I never really
liked candy canes.

1753
01:28:24,571 --> 01:28:26,672
Plus, I'm prediabetic.

1754
01:28:34,374 --> 01:28:36,814
You know, if you do want
a little candy cane,

1755
01:28:36,814 --> 01:28:38,981
I won't tell anyone.

1756
01:28:38,981 --> 01:28:42,721
Mr. Tully, for most people,
sex is 99% friction

1757
01:28:42,721 --> 01:28:44,492
and one percent goodwill.

1758
01:28:44,492 --> 01:28:46,087
Call me old-fashioned,

1759
01:28:46,087 --> 01:28:48,188
but I place value
on physical intimacy.

1760
01:28:48,188 --> 01:28:50,355
So should you.

1761
01:28:50,355 --> 01:28:52,192
You've never had sex, have you?

1762
01:28:52,192 --> 01:28:54,029
(laughs)

1763
01:28:54,029 --> 01:28:56,163
Believe it or not, Mr. Tully,
there was a time

1764
01:28:56,163 --> 01:28:58,264
when the fire in my loins
burned white hot.

1765
01:28:58,264 --> 01:28:59,771
You're full of shit.

1766
01:28:59,771 --> 01:29:02,675
No, the details
would curl your toes.

1767
01:29:02,675 --> 01:29:04,512
Okay, we're finally getting
to the good stuff.

1768
01:29:04,512 --> 01:29:06,041
Let's hear.

1769
01:29:06,041 --> 01:29:08,208
Maybe when you're eighteen.

1770
01:29:08,208 --> 01:29:10,716
Curl your toes!

1771
01:29:10,716 --> 01:29:12,784
♪ ♪

1772
01:29:21,795 --> 01:29:23,531
ANGUS:
Are we almost done?

1773
01:29:23,531 --> 01:29:25,698
PAUL: What's your hurry?
I thought you liked antiquity.

1774
01:29:25,698 --> 01:29:27,293
(chuckles) In class, maybe,

1775
01:29:27,293 --> 01:29:29,394
but I never think about it
unless I need to.

1776
01:29:29,394 --> 01:29:32,606
Ah. Ah, well, here.

1777
01:29:32,606 --> 01:29:35,268
What do you see?

1778
01:29:35,268 --> 01:29:37,545
I don't know.
A bunch of pottery.

1779
01:29:37,545 --> 01:29:40,581
Mm. Look at that one.

1780
01:29:48,525 --> 01:29:50,217
- Candy cane.
- (laughs): Yes.

1781
01:29:50,217 --> 01:29:54,122
There's nothing new
in human experience, Mr. Tully.

1782
01:29:54,122 --> 01:29:56,762
Each generation thinks
it invented debauchery

1783
01:29:56,762 --> 01:29:58,764
or suffering or rebellion,

1784
01:29:58,764 --> 01:30:01,767
but man's every impulse
and appetite

1785
01:30:01,767 --> 01:30:04,066
from the disgusting
to the sublime

1786
01:30:04,066 --> 01:30:08,136
is on display right here
all around you.

1787
01:30:08,136 --> 01:30:09,973
So, before you dismiss something

1788
01:30:09,973 --> 01:30:11,909
as boring or irrelevant, remember,

1789
01:30:11,909 --> 01:30:15,407
if you truly want to understand
the present or yourself,

1790
01:30:15,407 --> 01:30:18,410
you must begin in the past.

1791
01:30:18,410 --> 01:30:21,182
You see, history is not simply
the study of the past.

1792
01:30:21,182 --> 01:30:24,185
It is an explanation
of the present.

1793
01:30:26,629 --> 01:30:29,960
See, when you say it that way
and throw in some pornography,

1794
01:30:29,960 --> 01:30:31,962
it's a lot easier to understand.

1795
01:30:31,962 --> 01:30:33,931
(chuckles):
Okay.

1796
01:30:33,931 --> 01:30:37,363
You should try doing more of
that in class and less yelling.

1797
01:30:37,363 --> 01:30:39,266
You know, most of the kids
dislike you.

1798
01:30:39,266 --> 01:30:41,103
Pretty much hate you.

1799
01:30:41,103 --> 01:30:43,303
Teachers too.

1800
01:30:43,303 --> 01:30:45,107
You know that, right?

1801
01:30:45,107 --> 01:30:47,846
("The Wind" by Cat Stevens
playing)

1802
01:30:47,846 --> 01:30:49,485
(chuckles softly)

1803
01:30:55,691 --> 01:31:00,353
♪ I listen to the wind,
to the wind of my soul ♪

1804
01:31:03,930 --> 01:31:08,867
♪ Where I'll end up, well,
I think only God really knows ♪

1805
01:31:12,840 --> 01:31:16,809
♪ I've sat upon
the setting sun ♪

1806
01:31:16,809 --> 01:31:21,550
♪ But never, never,
never, never ♪

1807
01:31:21,550 --> 01:31:25,554
♪ I never wanted water once ♪

1808
01:31:25,554 --> 01:31:28,953
♪ No, never, never, never ♪

1809
01:31:32,893 --> 01:31:36,829
♪ I never wanted water once ♪

1810
01:31:36,829 --> 01:31:40,030
♪ No, never, never, never. ♪

1811
01:31:43,068 --> 01:31:45,101
(quiet, indistinct chatter)

1812
01:31:46,643 --> 01:31:49,039
MAN:
Paul Hunham! Is that you?

1813
01:31:51,274 --> 01:31:52,944
It's Hugh.

1814
01:31:52,944 --> 01:31:55,540
Hugh Cavanaugh.

1815
01:31:55,540 --> 01:31:58,213
Ah, yes. Of course.

1816
01:31:58,213 --> 01:32:00,017
Wow. Hugh Cavanaugh.

1817
01:32:00,017 --> 01:32:01,590
Wow.

1818
01:32:01,590 --> 01:32:03,691
Oh, how are you, Hugh?

1819
01:32:03,691 --> 01:32:06,859
Oh, God, what's it been,
30 years? Um...

1820
01:32:06,859 --> 01:32:09,257
Um, this-this is, uh...
this is my wife Karen.

1821
01:32:09,257 --> 01:32:12,128
Honey, this is Paul Hunham.

1822
01:32:12,128 --> 01:32:14,031
- We went to Harvard together.
- Hi, Paul.

1823
01:32:14,031 --> 01:32:16,704
Yes, we did. Yes, we did.

1824
01:32:16,704 --> 01:32:18,266
Uh, wow.

1825
01:32:18,266 --> 01:32:19,938
Uh, what have you
been up to, Hugh?

1826
01:32:19,938 --> 01:32:22,039
- Uh, still in the area?
- HUGH: Oh, yes. Yes.

1827
01:32:22,039 --> 01:32:23,909
I-I'm still in Boston. Cambridge.

1828
01:32:23,909 --> 01:32:25,405
- Harvard.
- Well...

1829
01:32:25,405 --> 01:32:26,945
He just got tenure. Statistics.

1830
01:32:26,945 --> 01:32:29,079
- Oh, Karen.
- He won't blow his own horn.

1831
01:32:29,079 --> 01:32:31,147
- I have to blow it for him.
- Okay. Well, uh,

1832
01:32:31,147 --> 01:32:32,720
what about you, Paul?

1833
01:32:32,720 --> 01:32:34,381
Oh, still teaching.
We have that in common.

1834
01:32:34,381 --> 01:32:36,119
Uh, history, ancient history.

1835
01:32:36,119 --> 01:32:37,285
- That's great.
- PAUL: Yes.

1836
01:32:37,285 --> 01:32:38,550
That's great. Where?

1837
01:32:38,550 --> 01:32:41,256
Oh, um, abroad, mostly.

1838
01:32:41,256 --> 01:32:43,896
On fellowships,
privately funded fellowships.

1839
01:32:43,896 --> 01:32:45,733
Universities
and private academies.

1840
01:32:45,733 --> 01:32:47,592
Mostly fellowships, you know.

1841
01:32:47,592 --> 01:32:50,265
I'm currently posted
in, um, Antwerp.

1842
01:32:50,265 --> 01:32:52,806
Uh, just back here
for the holidays.

1843
01:32:52,806 --> 01:32:54,841
Ah. So, uh, is this your son?

1844
01:32:54,841 --> 01:32:57,976
- Well, um...
- I'm his nephew, Leonard.

1845
01:32:57,976 --> 01:32:59,780
KAREN:
Nice to meet you, Leonard.

1846
01:32:59,780 --> 01:33:01,507
And he's writing a book
right now.

1847
01:33:01,507 --> 01:33:03,146
Um, tell him about your book,
Uncle Paul.

1848
01:33:03,146 --> 01:33:04,818
(chuckles):
My book.

1849
01:33:04,818 --> 01:33:06,479
It's not a book, really.

1850
01:33:06,479 --> 01:33:08,085
Uh, more of a monograph.

1851
01:33:08,085 --> 01:33:10,186
- It's nothing special.
- Don't be so modest.

1852
01:33:10,186 --> 01:33:12,760
It's about, uh, cameras, right?
Ancient cameras?

1853
01:33:12,760 --> 01:33:14,454
- Oh.
- PAUL: Yes.

1854
01:33:14,454 --> 01:33:17,160
No, what he means, of course,
is the camera obscura.

1855
01:33:17,160 --> 01:33:19,701
You know, the optical
and astronomical tool

1856
01:33:19,701 --> 01:33:22,528
that dates back to the time
of, um, Anaxagoras.

1857
01:33:22,528 --> 01:33:24,200
Tell him the title, Uncle Paul.

1858
01:33:24,200 --> 01:33:25,806
He's not interested, Leonard.

1859
01:33:25,806 --> 01:33:27,973
Sure, I am.

1860
01:33:27,973 --> 01:33:29,843
(sighs)

1861
01:33:29,843 --> 01:33:34,540
<i>Light and Magic
in the Ancient World.</i>

1862
01:33:36,720 --> 01:33:39,281
Okay, well, um...

1863
01:33:39,281 --> 01:33:41,987
Paul, I'm just so glad
you landed on your feet.

1864
01:33:42,990 --> 01:33:44,352
You look swell.

1865
01:33:44,352 --> 01:33:46,255
You too. So swell.

1866
01:33:47,863 --> 01:33:50,160
And, uh, we'll keep an eye out
for your book.

1867
01:33:50,160 --> 01:33:51,557
- Won't we, honey?
- Yeah.

1868
01:33:51,557 --> 01:33:53,031
- Merry Christmas, Paul.
- Merry Christmas.

1869
01:33:53,031 --> 01:33:55,099
- Bye, Leonard.
- Merry Christmas.

1870
01:33:57,499 --> 01:33:59,466
What the fuck just happened?

1871
01:33:59,466 --> 01:34:02,568
I thought Barton men don't lie.

1872
01:34:02,568 --> 01:34:04,306
Don't get me wrong,
that was fun,

1873
01:34:04,306 --> 01:34:05,846
but you just lied
through your teeth.

1874
01:34:05,846 --> 01:34:07,672
What I say during
a private conversation

1875
01:34:07,672 --> 01:34:09,476
is none of your
goddamn business.

1876
01:34:09,476 --> 01:34:11,148
You are not to judge me.

1877
01:34:11,148 --> 01:34:12,886
It wasn't
a private conversation.

1878
01:34:12,886 --> 01:34:14,415
- The wife and I were there.
- (groans)

1879
01:34:14,415 --> 01:34:16,021
- And I helped you.
- (Paul laughs)

1880
01:34:16,021 --> 01:34:17,858
Why did he ask
if you landed on your feet?

1881
01:34:17,858 --> 01:34:19,519
What is this, Nuremberg?

1882
01:34:19,519 --> 01:34:21,158
- Jesus.
- You're the hard-ass

1883
01:34:21,158 --> 01:34:22,764
constantly telling everybody
not to lie

1884
01:34:22,764 --> 01:34:25,063
and going on and on
about the honor code.

1885
01:34:26,803 --> 01:34:28,836
There was an incident
when I was at Harvard

1886
01:34:28,836 --> 01:34:31,168
with my roommate.

1887
01:34:31,168 --> 01:34:33,071
And?

1888
01:34:33,071 --> 01:34:35,601
He accused me of copying
from his senior thesis.

1889
01:34:35,601 --> 01:34:36,877
Plagiarizing.

1890
01:34:36,877 --> 01:34:38,274
Ah.

1891
01:34:38,274 --> 01:34:41,948
- Well, did you?
- No, he stole from me.

1892
01:34:41,948 --> 01:34:43,576
But that blue-blooded prick's
family

1893
01:34:43,576 --> 01:34:45,446
had allies on the faculty.

1894
01:34:45,446 --> 01:34:47,580
I mean, their last name is on
a library, for Christ's sake.

1895
01:34:47,580 --> 01:34:50,891
So he accused me in order
to sanitize his treachery

1896
01:34:50,891 --> 01:34:54,092
and, uh, they threw me out.

1897
01:34:54,092 --> 01:34:56,457
Wait, so you got kicked out
of Harvard for cheating?

1898
01:34:56,457 --> 01:34:58,591
No, I got kicked out of Harvard
for hitting him.

1899
01:34:58,591 --> 01:35:00,065
- (Paul chuckles)
- You hit him?

1900
01:35:00,065 --> 01:35:01,297
What, like punched him out?

1901
01:35:01,297 --> 01:35:03,629
No, I hit him with a car. Ah.

1902
01:35:03,629 --> 01:35:06,368
You got kicked out of Harvard
for hitting a guy with a car?

1903
01:35:06,368 --> 01:35:07,875
By accident.

1904
01:35:07,875 --> 01:35:10,141
Pint of Jim Beam, please.

1905
01:35:10,141 --> 01:35:13,243
But he broke three ribs,
which was technically his fault

1906
01:35:13,243 --> 01:35:14,882
because he shouldn't have been
in the road.

1907
01:35:14,882 --> 01:35:16,576
CASHIER:
Two dollars, please.

1908
01:35:16,576 --> 01:35:18,611
- Also, he shat himself.
- (cash register bell dings)

1909
01:35:18,611 --> 01:35:20,415
Which was the greater indignity.

1910
01:35:20,415 --> 01:35:22,153
(laughs)

1911
01:35:23,156 --> 01:35:24,584
Here you go, killer.

1912
01:35:25,620 --> 01:35:27,554
(cash register drawer closes)

1913
01:35:27,554 --> 01:35:29,930
ANGUS: So Mr. Hunham
never even graduated college?

1914
01:35:29,930 --> 01:35:31,624
- PAUL: Mm.
- Holy shit.

1915
01:35:31,624 --> 01:35:33,428
You didn't finish up
somewhere else? Who else knows?

1916
01:35:33,428 --> 01:35:35,331
Well, Dr. Greene knew.

1917
01:35:35,331 --> 01:35:37,839
Only Dr. Greene.

1918
01:35:37,839 --> 01:35:40,765
He always believed in me,
so he gave me a job.

1919
01:35:40,765 --> 01:35:44,406
Adjunct faculty,
zero respect and even less pay.

1920
01:35:44,406 --> 01:35:46,243
So nobody batted an eye,

1921
01:35:46,243 --> 01:35:48,443
and I've been at the school
ever since.

1922
01:35:48,443 --> 01:35:50,280
Are you ashamed
at how things turned out?

1923
01:35:50,280 --> 01:35:53,250
Not at all.
I'm proud of my work.

1924
01:35:53,250 --> 01:35:55,450
I love history. I love Barton.

1925
01:35:55,450 --> 01:35:57,089
Barton is my life.

1926
01:35:57,089 --> 01:35:59,091
I don't know what I would do
without Barton.

1927
01:35:59,091 --> 01:36:00,862
Why'd you lie to that guy?

1928
01:36:00,862 --> 01:36:03,194
Because I knew he'd relish
the fact that I'm a washout

1929
01:36:03,194 --> 01:36:05,031
and never left
my own high school,

1930
01:36:05,031 --> 01:36:06,758
and he'd probably repeat
that story

1931
01:36:06,758 --> 01:36:08,529
to everybody we used to know,

1932
01:36:08,529 --> 01:36:11,697
so I figured he's not entitled
to my story.

1933
01:36:11,697 --> 01:36:13,138
I am.

1934
01:36:13,138 --> 01:36:15,041
Yeah. Yeah, fuck that guy.

1935
01:36:15,041 --> 01:36:18,143
Yeah, exactly. Fuck that guy.

1936
01:36:18,143 --> 01:36:20,673
"Statistics." (scoffs)

1937
01:36:20,673 --> 01:36:23,643
But, now, you'll keep
this quiet, right?

1938
01:36:23,643 --> 01:36:25,480
No one is to know.

1939
01:36:25,480 --> 01:36:28,219
I mean no one, Angus.

1940
01:36:28,219 --> 01:36:30,452
Entre nous, sir.

1941
01:36:30,452 --> 01:36:32,652
Entre nous.

1942
01:36:32,652 --> 01:36:34,192
"Ancient cameras."

1943
01:36:34,192 --> 01:36:36,029
Where the hell
did you come up with that?

1944
01:36:36,029 --> 01:36:38,031
Just trying to keep you
on your toes, sir.

1945
01:36:47,207 --> 01:36:48,877
Get up, kid.

1946
01:36:49,946 --> 01:36:51,946
It's daylight in the swamp.

1947
01:36:53,917 --> 01:36:55,851
I ordered breakfast.

1948
01:36:57,085 --> 01:36:59,415
Great. (sighs)

1949
01:37:10,626 --> 01:37:13,000
Oh, you dropped something.

1950
01:37:13,000 --> 01:37:15,035
(Paul grunts)

1951
01:37:15,035 --> 01:37:17,235
Uh, those are my vitamins.

1952
01:37:17,235 --> 01:37:19,039
Librium.

1953
01:37:19,039 --> 01:37:20,909
Yeah, it's just, uh,

1954
01:37:20,909 --> 01:37:23,175
something I'm supposed to take
for low energy.

1955
01:37:23,175 --> 01:37:25,210
You mean depression?

1956
01:37:26,444 --> 01:37:27,872
Is that rye toast?

1957
01:37:27,872 --> 01:37:30,314
How'd you know I like rye toast?

1958
01:37:39,963 --> 01:37:42,821
(sighs)

1959
01:37:51,238 --> 01:37:53,271
♪ ♪

1960
01:37:57,112 --> 01:37:59,145
(busy chatter)

1961
01:38:04,317 --> 01:38:07,021
All right. This way.

1962
01:38:17,660 --> 01:38:19,693
♪ ♪

1963
01:38:38,219 --> 01:38:39,878
(pins clatter)

1964
01:38:46,788 --> 01:38:47,963
(chuckles)

1965
01:38:49,329 --> 01:38:50,625
Let go lightly.

1966
01:38:50,625 --> 01:38:52,033
- Ah.
- You're too rigid.

1967
01:38:58,569 --> 01:39:00,206
(pins clatter)

1968
01:39:00,206 --> 01:39:01,702
- See?
- (Paul laughs)

1969
01:39:01,702 --> 01:39:03,308
- You're welcome.
- Not bad.

1970
01:39:03,308 --> 01:39:05,673
You're a pretty good
teacher, kid.

1971
01:39:05,673 --> 01:39:07,510
Too bad everybody dislikes you.

1972
01:39:07,510 --> 01:39:09,281
Pretty much hates you.

1973
01:39:09,281 --> 01:39:11,844
But you must know that, right?

1974
01:39:12,847 --> 01:39:15,254
Touché, sir. Touché.

1975
01:39:18,919 --> 01:39:20,721
- By the way...
- Yeah?

1976
01:39:20,721 --> 01:39:22,888
...what eye do you aim with, anyway?

1977
01:39:22,888 --> 01:39:24,296
Ah.

1978
01:39:24,296 --> 01:39:25,891
You know, I've been
meaning to ask.

1979
01:39:25,891 --> 01:39:27,992
When we're talking,
which one should I look at?

1980
01:39:27,992 --> 01:39:29,895
Sometimes I look at one,

1981
01:39:29,895 --> 01:39:32,469
but then I think I'm wrong,
so I look at the other.

1982
01:39:32,469 --> 01:39:34,636
Yes, everybody does that.

1983
01:39:34,636 --> 01:39:36,407
So, which eye is it?

1984
01:39:36,407 --> 01:39:38,112
(chuckles)

1985
01:39:39,742 --> 01:39:41,775
(lively chatter)

1986
01:39:54,229 --> 01:39:57,329
(scoffs)
People don't understand.

1987
01:39:57,329 --> 01:39:59,232
This isn't tenpin.

1988
01:39:59,232 --> 01:40:01,069
No, this is much harder.

1989
01:40:01,069 --> 01:40:02,565
All these tenpin assholes

1990
01:40:02,565 --> 01:40:04,204
coming in here
like they're slumming it.

1991
01:40:04,204 --> 01:40:05,568
- The hell with them.
- (grunts)

1992
01:40:05,568 --> 01:40:07,207
Yeah. Fuck 'em.

1993
01:40:10,036 --> 01:40:12,036
Excuse me.

1994
01:40:12,036 --> 01:40:14,214
Here's something
I bet you didn't know.

1995
01:40:14,214 --> 01:40:19,219
Your uniform, festive as it is,
is historically inaccurate.

1996
01:40:19,219 --> 01:40:22,420
Saint Nicholas of Myra
was actually

1997
01:40:22,420 --> 01:40:25,456
a fourth-century Greek Bishop
from what is now Turkey.

1998
01:40:25,456 --> 01:40:28,954
So, uh, a robe and sandals
would be closer to the mark.

1999
01:40:28,954 --> 01:40:32,100
Yeah, but I guess that would be
impractical given the weather

2000
01:40:32,100 --> 01:40:34,630
and all the silly but lucrative
mythology about Santa

2001
01:40:34,630 --> 01:40:38,205
and elves and reindeer
and chimneys and whatnot.

2002
01:40:38,205 --> 01:40:39,965
(chuckles) What can you do?

2003
01:40:39,965 --> 01:40:41,571
As Democritus said,

2004
01:40:41,571 --> 01:40:46,939
<i>"O kósmos alloíosis,
o víos ypólipsis."</i>

2005
01:40:46,939 --> 01:40:51,009
"World is decay.
Life is perception."

2006
01:40:57,457 --> 01:41:00,051
My son.

2007
01:41:00,051 --> 01:41:03,659
To see you again causes
my heart to soar like a hawk.

2008
01:41:03,659 --> 01:41:08,301
Grandfather,
I brought you this present.

2009
01:41:08,301 --> 01:41:10,732
Is this the hat I used to own?

2010
01:41:10,732 --> 01:41:13,273
- (Paul chuckles)
- Except grown softer...

2011
01:41:13,273 --> 01:41:15,275
You know,
this is not only amusing,

2012
01:41:15,275 --> 01:41:17,442
uh, but for a movie,
it's a fairly accurate depiction

2013
01:41:17,442 --> 01:41:19,103
of life among the Cheyenne.

2014
01:41:19,103 --> 01:41:21,281
- Shh!
- Fuck off.

2015
01:41:21,281 --> 01:41:23,415
(in movie):
I saw you in a dream.

2016
01:41:23,415 --> 01:41:25,010
- I'm gonna go use the bathroom.
- Mm-hmm.

2017
01:41:25,010 --> 01:41:26,649
(in movie):
You were drinking from a spring

2018
01:41:26,649 --> 01:41:29,355
that came from
the long nose of an animal.

2019
01:41:29,355 --> 01:41:33,425
I did not recognize the animal.

2020
01:41:33,425 --> 01:41:37,462
Alongside his nose,
he grew two horns.

2021
01:41:37,462 --> 01:41:39,530
(movie continues playing
indistinctly)

2022
01:41:51,511 --> 01:41:53,841
(in movie):
...and smoked on this matter,

2023
01:41:53,841 --> 01:41:56,448
and my decision is...

2024
01:41:56,448 --> 01:41:58,648
Little Big Man has returned.

2025
01:41:58,648 --> 01:42:00,716
(cheering, whooping in movie)

2026
01:42:04,018 --> 01:42:06,051
(quiet chatter)

2027
01:42:11,531 --> 01:42:14,433
PAUL:
Hey! Hey!

2028
01:42:15,568 --> 01:42:17,601
No. Out.

2029
01:42:19,165 --> 01:42:20,802
Get out.

2030
01:42:20,802 --> 01:42:22,705
I just need to do something.
I was going to come back.

2031
01:42:22,705 --> 01:42:24,168
Or meet you at the hotel.

2032
01:42:24,168 --> 01:42:25,840
It won't take long.
It's nothing bad.

2033
01:42:25,840 --> 01:42:29,712
Just get out,
you conniving little shit.

2034
01:42:29,712 --> 01:42:32,044
(sighs)

2035
01:42:32,044 --> 01:42:34,387
Were you planning this
the whole time?

2036
01:42:34,387 --> 01:42:37,049
Just counting the minutes
until I turned my back?

2037
01:42:37,049 --> 01:42:38,589
I wasn't running away.

2038
01:42:38,589 --> 01:42:40,019
There's just something
I need to do

2039
01:42:40,019 --> 01:42:41,229
before we go back to school.

2040
01:42:41,229 --> 01:42:42,428
Please.

2041
01:42:42,428 --> 01:42:43,726
You could come with me.

2042
01:42:43,726 --> 01:42:45,024
Just come with me, okay?

2043
01:42:45,024 --> 01:42:46,927
Come with you where?

2044
01:42:48,227 --> 01:42:50,205
To see my dad.

2045
01:42:51,637 --> 01:42:53,538
Your dad?

2046
01:42:53,538 --> 01:42:55,166
(sighs)

2047
01:42:55,166 --> 01:42:57,168
That's what this is about?

2048
01:42:57,168 --> 01:42:59,841
Why didn't you just ask me?

2049
01:42:59,841 --> 01:43:03,075
Because, of course,
we can visit a cemetery.

2050
01:43:07,653 --> 01:43:09,719
♪ ♪

2051
01:43:22,162 --> 01:43:24,239
♪ ♪

2052
01:43:28,476 --> 01:43:30,608
Excuse me. Hi.

2053
01:43:30,608 --> 01:43:32,775
I'm here to see Thomas Tully.

2054
01:43:32,775 --> 01:43:34,843
♪ ♪

2055
01:43:46,989 --> 01:43:48,857
Right in here.

2056
01:44:03,445 --> 01:44:05,104
ORDERLY:
Over here.

2057
01:44:07,779 --> 01:44:09,812
Look who's here to see you.

2058
01:44:14,555 --> 01:44:16,324
Hi, Dad.

2059
01:44:17,360 --> 01:44:19,393
Hello, sweetheart.

2060
01:44:39,140 --> 01:44:41,679
You want to go sit down
for a little?

2061
01:44:43,881 --> 01:44:46,684
Oh. Come on.

2062
01:44:46,684 --> 01:44:48,752
Be seated right here.

2063
01:44:53,220 --> 01:44:55,594
There you go. All right.

2064
01:45:06,772 --> 01:45:09,509
I missed you.

2065
01:45:09,509 --> 01:45:12,138
I've missed you a lot.

2066
01:45:12,138 --> 01:45:14,107
A whole lot.

2067
01:45:16,881 --> 01:45:19,211
You know, I'm still at school.

2068
01:45:20,214 --> 01:45:21,686
At Barton.

2069
01:45:21,686 --> 01:45:23,215
And it's, uh...
it's Christmastime now,

2070
01:45:23,215 --> 01:45:25,624
so I thought
you might like a visit.

2071
01:45:28,354 --> 01:45:30,024
Guess what. I'm...

2072
01:45:30,024 --> 01:45:32,598
I'm actually keeping
my grades up.

2073
01:45:32,598 --> 01:45:34,325
I-I consistently get

2074
01:45:34,325 --> 01:45:36,195
the highest grades in the class
in ancient civ.

2075
01:45:36,195 --> 01:45:39,704
I'm... I'm pretty much
third or fourth in precalc.

2076
01:45:43,072 --> 01:45:45,446
And I'm in the chess club too.

2077
01:45:46,878 --> 01:45:48,614
But I don't really like
the other kids.

2078
01:45:48,614 --> 01:45:50,110
(chuckles softly)

2079
01:45:51,377 --> 01:45:54,455
And in the spring,
I think I want to try tennis.

2080
01:45:54,455 --> 01:45:56,116
Just JV,
and probably only doubles,

2081
01:45:56,116 --> 01:45:58,954
if the coach could just forget
about my, uh...

2082
01:46:00,254 --> 01:46:02,287
Anyway, it's not important.

2083
01:46:10,297 --> 01:46:11,637
Listen.

2084
01:46:18,745 --> 01:46:21,647
I, uh... I have to tell you something.

2085
01:46:26,082 --> 01:46:28,852
I think they're putting
something in my food.

2086
01:46:38,534 --> 01:46:40,600
♪ ♪

2087
01:47:03,317 --> 01:47:05,790
He used to be fine.

2088
01:47:05,790 --> 01:47:08,320
He was better than fine.

2089
01:47:08,320 --> 01:47:10,157
He was great.

2090
01:47:11,534 --> 01:47:13,699
He was my dad.

2091
01:47:16,000 --> 01:47:18,671
Then about four years ago, he...

2092
01:47:18,671 --> 01:47:20,706
started acting strange.

2093
01:47:22,138 --> 01:47:24,875
Erratic, forgetful,
saying all this weird shit.

2094
01:47:27,407 --> 01:47:30,518
My mom took him
to a bunch of doctors,

2095
01:47:30,518 --> 01:47:32,146
and they put him on medication.

2096
01:47:32,146 --> 01:47:35,182
But that just made it worse.

2097
01:47:35,182 --> 01:47:37,217
He got more confused.

2098
01:47:39,320 --> 01:47:41,221
Then he got angry.

2099
01:47:43,698 --> 01:47:46,226
And then he got...

2100
01:47:46,226 --> 01:47:48,327
physical.

2101
01:47:50,364 --> 01:47:52,034
That was it.
That was the last straw.

2102
01:47:52,034 --> 01:47:53,871
They put him away.

2103
01:47:55,402 --> 01:47:58,843
And she divorced him...

2104
01:47:58,843 --> 01:48:01,043
without him even realizing it.

2105
01:48:02,717 --> 01:48:05,047
That's why she wants
a whole new life.

2106
01:48:06,622 --> 01:48:08,919
And it's easy to just stash me
away in boarding school.

2107
01:48:08,919 --> 01:48:11,592
Like half of us
are just stashed away there.

2108
01:48:14,190 --> 01:48:16,025
And I get it.

2109
01:48:17,897 --> 01:48:20,062
She never has to look at me.

2110
01:48:22,099 --> 01:48:25,232
Because maybe when
she looks at me, she...

2111
01:48:25,232 --> 01:48:28,532
- she sees him.
- No, no, no, no, no.

2112
01:48:28,532 --> 01:48:32,272
That can't be true.
She... You're her son.

2113
01:48:32,272 --> 01:48:34,714
Maybe she's right.

2114
01:48:34,714 --> 01:48:36,716
I can't keep it together.

2115
01:48:36,716 --> 01:48:38,949
I lie. I steal.

2116
01:48:40,282 --> 01:48:42,249
I piss people off.

2117
01:48:43,582 --> 01:48:45,186
I don't have any friends,
real friends.

2118
01:48:45,186 --> 01:48:46,792
I'll probably get kicked out
of Barton too.

2119
01:48:46,792 --> 01:48:49,091
And when I do,
it'll be my own fault.

2120
01:48:50,666 --> 01:48:54,965
Get sent to Fork Union
and maybe to you-know-where.

2121
01:48:56,837 --> 01:48:59,002
And nobody will care.

2122
01:49:02,469 --> 01:49:04,502
The funny thing is...

2123
01:49:06,748 --> 01:49:09,749
I wanted to see him so bad
this whole time.

2124
01:49:16,351 --> 01:49:18,450
But I also didn't, you know?

2125
01:49:21,488 --> 01:49:23,092
Because I'm afraid

2126
01:49:23,092 --> 01:49:24,390
that's what's going to happen
to me one day.

2127
01:49:24,390 --> 01:49:26,062
No, Angus, Angus.

2128
01:49:26,062 --> 01:49:27,833
Angus, listen.

2129
01:49:27,833 --> 01:49:30,099
You're not your father.

2130
01:49:31,267 --> 01:49:32,838
How do you know?

2131
01:49:32,838 --> 01:49:35,500
Because no one is
his own father.

2132
01:49:35,500 --> 01:49:37,271
I'm not my dad.

2133
01:49:37,271 --> 01:49:40,274
No matter how hard he tried
to beat that idea into me.

2134
01:49:46,315 --> 01:49:50,119
I find the world a bitter
and complicated place,

2135
01:49:50,119 --> 01:49:53,188
and it seems to feel
the same way about me.

2136
01:49:53,188 --> 01:49:55,487
I think you and I
have this in common.

2137
01:49:56,963 --> 01:49:59,865
But don't get me wrong,
you have your challenges.

2138
01:49:59,865 --> 01:50:01,592
You're erratic and belligerent

2139
01:50:01,592 --> 01:50:03,495
and a gigantic
pain in the balls,

2140
01:50:03,495 --> 01:50:05,464
but you're not your father.

2141
01:50:05,464 --> 01:50:08,005
You're your own man.

2142
01:50:10,339 --> 01:50:12,471
Man, no. You're just a kid.

2143
01:50:12,471 --> 01:50:14,209
You're just beginning.

2144
01:50:14,209 --> 01:50:16,211
And you're smart.

2145
01:50:17,412 --> 01:50:20,347
You've got time
to turn things around.

2146
01:50:22,219 --> 01:50:24,351
Yes, I know
the Greeks had the idea

2147
01:50:24,351 --> 01:50:26,694
that, uh, the steps you take
to avoid your fate

2148
01:50:26,694 --> 01:50:28,696
are the very steps
that lead you to it,

2149
01:50:28,696 --> 01:50:30,698
but that's just
a literary conceit.

2150
01:50:30,698 --> 01:50:32,700
In real life, your history

2151
01:50:32,700 --> 01:50:34,966
does not have to dictate
your destiny...

2152
01:50:34,966 --> 01:50:37,496
Oh. There's Mary.

2153
01:50:37,496 --> 01:50:39,740
Can you not tell Mary
or anybody? Uh...

2154
01:50:39,740 --> 01:50:42,501
Entre nous. This whole
goddamned trip is entre nous.

2155
01:50:42,501 --> 01:50:44,778
- Stand up.
- What?

2156
01:50:45,880 --> 01:50:47,748
Stand up for the lady, you boor.

2157
01:50:47,748 --> 01:50:49,882
You cretin.

2158
01:50:53,283 --> 01:50:54,920
- ANGUS: Mary.
- PAUL: Well, hello.

2159
01:50:54,920 --> 01:50:56,988
Hi. Sorry I'm late.

2160
01:50:56,988 --> 01:50:58,682
PAUL: Oh, we're just happy
to see you.

2161
01:50:58,682 --> 01:51:00,354
- (Mary chuckles)
- (Paul grunts)

2162
01:51:00,354 --> 01:51:01,762
Madame, the menu.

2163
01:51:01,762 --> 01:51:03,731
MARY:
Oh. Thank you.

2164
01:51:03,731 --> 01:51:05,931
Hello, ma'am. Would you like
a cocktail to start?

2165
01:51:05,931 --> 01:51:07,933
Oh, no,
I'll just take a cup of tea.

2166
01:51:07,933 --> 01:51:09,363
Oh, come on. Have a cocktail.

2167
01:51:09,363 --> 01:51:11,035
No, no, no.
A cup of tea is fine.

2168
01:51:11,035 --> 01:51:13,037
I've eaten already.

2169
01:51:13,037 --> 01:51:15,842
And you gentlemen,
did you save room for dessert?

2170
01:51:15,842 --> 01:51:18,372
- PAUL: Hmm.
- Hey, what's that?

2171
01:51:18,372 --> 01:51:20,242
WAITRESS:
That's our signature dessert.

2172
01:51:20,242 --> 01:51:21,782
- Cherries jubilee.
- PAUL: Mmm.

2173
01:51:21,782 --> 01:51:23,509
- That sounds great.
- (Paul chuckles)

2174
01:51:23,509 --> 01:51:26,017
Bring the young vandal here
cherries jubilee.

2175
01:51:26,017 --> 01:51:27,887
I'm afraid I can't.

2176
01:51:27,887 --> 01:51:29,856
The dish contains brandy.

2177
01:51:29,856 --> 01:51:32,221
Same deal with
the bananas Foster.

2178
01:51:32,221 --> 01:51:34,256
- Yeah, but doesn't the alcohol
just burn off?
- PAUL: Mm.

2179
01:51:34,256 --> 01:51:36,093
WAITRESS: It's still
against the rules, ma'am.

2180
01:51:36,093 --> 01:51:37,721
- Fine.
- Oh.

2181
01:51:37,721 --> 01:51:39,723
I'll order the cherries
jubilee. We can share it.

2182
01:51:39,723 --> 01:51:42,231
Mm. I can't allow that, either.

2183
01:51:42,231 --> 01:51:44,629
Can we say it's his birthday?

2184
01:51:44,629 --> 01:51:46,136
It's my birthday.

2185
01:51:46,136 --> 01:51:48,204
Well, happy birthday, young man.

2186
01:51:48,204 --> 01:51:49,975
Let's get you a slice of cake

2187
01:51:49,975 --> 01:51:51,779
or some other
age-appropriate dessert.

2188
01:51:51,779 --> 01:51:53,704
Christ on a crutch.

2189
01:51:53,704 --> 01:51:56,982
What kind of a fascist hash
foundry are you running here?

2190
01:51:59,822 --> 01:52:02,086
Uh, excuse me, ma'am. Do you,
by chance, have cherries?

2191
01:52:03,518 --> 01:52:05,122
Yes.

2192
01:52:05,122 --> 01:52:07,553
Great.
And do you have ice cream?

2193
01:52:07,553 --> 01:52:09,720
- Yes.
- MARY: Fantastic.

2194
01:52:09,720 --> 01:52:13,130
Can we please get cherries
and ice cream to go?

2195
01:52:13,130 --> 01:52:14,758
And the check.

2196
01:52:14,758 --> 01:52:16,837
Right away.

2197
01:52:17,840 --> 01:52:19,840
- Bitch.
- Mm.

2198
01:52:25,045 --> 01:52:27,507
PAUL:
And a little James Beam.

2199
01:52:27,507 --> 01:52:29,707
All right. Go ahead.

2200
01:52:31,986 --> 01:52:34,448
Ooh. (laughs)

2201
01:52:34,448 --> 01:52:36,087
Presto. Cherries jubilee.

2202
01:52:36,087 --> 01:52:37,781
(laughter)

2203
01:52:37,781 --> 01:52:39,420
Ooh.

2204
01:52:39,420 --> 01:52:41,587
- Shouldn't it just go out?
- Okay.

2205
01:52:41,587 --> 01:52:43,996
- (laughs)
- Oh, shit. Shit.

2206
01:52:43,996 --> 01:52:46,262
- How much alcohol
did you put on there?
- Oh!

2207
01:52:46,262 --> 01:52:47,934
It's hot. It's very hot.

2208
01:52:47,934 --> 01:52:49,463
- Oh!
- (Mary squeals)

2209
01:52:49,463 --> 01:52:51,498
(laughter)

2210
01:52:51,498 --> 01:52:53,566
♪ ♪

2211
01:53:13,555 --> 01:53:15,588
♪ ♪

2212
01:53:17,493 --> 01:53:19,295
HOST (on TV):
But now just listen to them.

2213
01:53:19,295 --> 01:53:20,824
They see the ball and...

2214
01:53:20,824 --> 01:53:22,661
MARY: Man, I sure do wish
we had some noisemakers.

2215
01:53:22,661 --> 01:53:23,838
PAUL:
Mm-hmm.

2216
01:53:25,072 --> 01:53:27,402
I've got a noisemaker.

2217
01:53:27,402 --> 01:53:29,206
Where the hell did you get that?

2218
01:53:29,206 --> 01:53:31,076
I don't know. Found it.

2219
01:53:31,076 --> 01:53:33,507
Well, you're not
deploying that in here.

2220
01:53:33,507 --> 01:53:35,344
You know, you weren't
this uptight in Boston.

2221
01:53:35,344 --> 01:53:36,840
- MARY: Oh.
- (Paul chuckles)

2222
01:53:36,840 --> 01:53:38,479
Danny, where do you stand
on indoor fireworks?

2223
01:53:38,479 --> 01:53:40,019
About as far away as I can.

2224
01:53:40,019 --> 01:53:41,515
- That's very wise.
- HOST: Ten, nine...

2225
01:53:41,515 --> 01:53:42,846
Oh, we're gonna miss it.
Come on.

2226
01:53:42,846 --> 01:53:44,089
- Up on your feet.
- ...eight, seven...

2227
01:53:44,089 --> 01:53:45,684
Up on your feet.
Up on your feet.

2228
01:53:45,684 --> 01:53:48,258
- ...six, five, four...
- Five, four...

2229
01:53:48,258 --> 01:53:51,228
PAUL, ANGUS and HOST:
Three, two, one.

2230
01:53:51,228 --> 01:53:54,495
- Happy New Year!
- Happy New Year!

2231
01:53:54,495 --> 01:53:56,068
PAUL:
Yes.

2232
01:53:56,068 --> 01:53:59,863
♪ Should old acquaintance
be forgot... ♪

2233
01:53:59,863 --> 01:54:01,865
(Paul clears throat)

2234
01:54:01,865 --> 01:54:04,769
(quiet muttering)

2235
01:54:04,769 --> 01:54:06,573
Congratulations, Mr. Tully.

2236
01:54:06,573 --> 01:54:08,245
- Congratulations, Danny.
- Thank you.

2237
01:54:08,245 --> 01:54:09,950
Mary, congratulations.

2238
01:54:09,950 --> 01:54:12,183
Now, as I say, we're not
deploying this in here.

2239
01:54:12,183 --> 01:54:14,515
No. We're going to light
this sucker off in the kitchen.

2240
01:54:14,515 --> 01:54:15,780
- What?
- What?

2241
01:54:15,780 --> 01:54:17,188
- (Angus chuckles)
- All right. Come.

2242
01:54:17,188 --> 01:54:18,519
- Come, come, come.
- Come on, man.

2243
01:54:18,519 --> 01:54:20,059
- For real?
- This is coming with me.

2244
01:54:20,059 --> 01:54:25,064
♪ For auld lang syne ♪

2245
01:54:25,064 --> 01:54:26,758
♪ My dear ♪

2246
01:54:26,758 --> 01:54:32,137
♪ For auld lang syne. ♪

2247
01:54:32,137 --> 01:54:33,974
(explosion booms)

2248
01:54:33,974 --> 01:54:36,075
♪ ♪

2249
01:54:47,253 --> 01:54:49,286
(song ends)

2250
01:54:52,126 --> 01:54:55,160
("In Memory of Elizabeth Reed"
by Allman Brothers Band plays)

2251
01:55:02,928 --> 01:55:04,972
(indistinct chatter)

2252
01:55:06,437 --> 01:55:09,372
(laughter)

2253
01:55:22,981 --> 01:55:25,091
There's too much paprika.

2254
01:55:25,091 --> 01:55:26,851
Why'd you put in
all that paprika?

2255
01:55:26,851 --> 01:55:28,490
Follow the recipe.

2256
01:55:28,490 --> 01:55:30,756
Now you have to add in
another cup of water.

2257
01:55:30,756 --> 01:55:32,626
What's wrong with you?

2258
01:55:34,564 --> 01:55:36,168
Come on, ladies!

2259
01:55:36,168 --> 01:55:38,236
(indistinct chatter)

2260
01:55:39,800 --> 01:55:41,503
STUDENT:
Hey, Kountze.

2261
01:55:41,503 --> 01:55:43,505
Does... does it hurt?

2262
01:55:43,505 --> 01:55:45,144
Fuck yeah, it hurts.

2263
01:55:45,144 --> 01:55:47,509
Glare off the slopes, man,
burned me to a crisp.

2264
01:55:47,509 --> 01:55:49,049
(Angus laughs)

2265
01:55:49,049 --> 01:55:50,710
You think that's funny, Tully?

2266
01:55:51,713 --> 01:55:52,943
No, man.

2267
01:55:52,943 --> 01:55:55,055
Just glad you had
a good vacation.

2268
01:55:55,055 --> 01:55:59,884
Welcome back,
you snarling Visigoths.

2269
01:55:59,884 --> 01:56:03,558
I trust you all enjoyed
a refreshing holiday.

2270
01:56:03,558 --> 01:56:06,165
- Oh, hello, Mr. Kountze.
- (song fades)

2271
01:56:06,165 --> 01:56:08,233
Or should I say Icarus?

2272
01:56:08,233 --> 01:56:10,367
Fly a little too close
to the sun, did we?

2273
01:56:10,367 --> 01:56:11,995
Huh?

2274
01:56:11,995 --> 01:56:13,238
Yeah.

2275
01:56:13,238 --> 01:56:14,668
Uh, all right.

2276
01:56:14,668 --> 01:56:16,670
Now, along with
your skiing and swimming,

2277
01:56:16,670 --> 01:56:18,804
I hope you found time
to enlighten yourselves

2278
01:56:18,804 --> 01:56:21,972
about the Peloponnesian War
and its implications for today.

2279
01:56:21,972 --> 01:56:24,381
Just to check, we're going
to start with a short pop quiz

2280
01:56:24,381 --> 01:56:26,053
- on the reading...
- (students groaning)

2281
01:56:26,053 --> 01:56:27,978
...before we retake the final
from last semester.

2282
01:56:27,978 --> 01:56:30,321
<i>Omnia ex scrineis
praeter stilum.</i>

2283
01:56:30,321 --> 01:56:32,257
(students groaning, murmuring)

2284
01:56:34,019 --> 01:56:36,888
♪ ♪

2285
01:56:52,114 --> 01:56:54,147
♪ ♪

2286
01:57:05,985 --> 01:57:07,655
Excuse me, Mr. Hunham?

2287
01:57:08,955 --> 01:57:11,021
Oh, Miss Crane.

2288
01:57:11,021 --> 01:57:13,892
Lydia. Uh, come in.
Happy New Year.

2289
01:57:13,892 --> 01:57:16,103
Oh, same to you. Happy New Year.

2290
01:57:16,103 --> 01:57:17,698
Forgive me. I'm a clod.

2291
01:57:17,698 --> 01:57:19,436
I never called to thank you
for inviting

2292
01:57:19,436 --> 01:57:21,031
the boy and me to your party.

2293
01:57:21,031 --> 01:57:22,109
And Mary.

2294
01:57:22,109 --> 01:57:23,308
It meant a lot.

2295
01:57:23,308 --> 01:57:24,738
Oh, you're so welcome.

2296
01:57:24,738 --> 01:57:26,278
It was fun.

2297
01:57:26,278 --> 01:57:29,281
Um, Dr. Woodrup is asking
to see you.

2298
01:57:29,281 --> 01:57:30,810
He says it's urgent.

2299
01:57:30,810 --> 01:57:32,647
Oh.

2300
01:57:35,014 --> 01:57:37,091
(quiet chatter)

2301
01:57:44,925 --> 01:57:46,793
(knocking)

2302
01:58:02,613 --> 01:58:06,109
DR. WOODRUP: <i>Mr. Hunham, meet
Judy and Stanley Clotfelter.</i>

2303
01:58:06,109 --> 01:58:08,650
Angus Tully's mother and father.

2304
01:58:08,650 --> 01:58:10,487
- Stepfather.
- Hello.

2305
01:58:10,487 --> 01:58:12,291
Good morning.

2306
01:58:12,291 --> 01:58:14,161
They've brought something
very important to my attention.

2307
01:58:14,161 --> 01:58:15,756
STANLEY:
We understand you took Angus

2308
01:58:15,756 --> 01:58:17,263
to Boston over the holidays.

2309
01:58:17,263 --> 01:58:19,089
I explained to Mr. Clotfelter

2310
01:58:19,089 --> 01:58:21,201
that you went on a field trip
for academic reasons.

2311
01:58:21,201 --> 01:58:22,433
That's right.

2312
01:58:22,433 --> 01:58:24,336
A field trip?

2313
01:58:24,336 --> 01:58:26,998
Yes. Uh, as per my instructions
in the manual,

2314
01:58:26,998 --> 01:58:29,803
it fell within the ambit
of my responsibility.

2315
01:58:29,803 --> 01:58:32,542
Well, if it was a school trip,
then how do you explain this?

2316
01:58:32,542 --> 01:58:34,181
The people at the sanitarium

2317
01:58:34,181 --> 01:58:36,612
confiscated it
from my ex-husband.

2318
01:58:36,612 --> 01:58:39,351
Apparently,
Angus had given it to him.

2319
01:58:48,087 --> 01:58:50,395
My mom and Stanley are here.

2320
01:58:50,395 --> 01:58:52,793
Lydia told me.

2321
01:58:52,793 --> 01:58:54,861
I think I'm going to get
kicked out.

2322
01:58:56,436 --> 01:58:58,601
That means military school.

2323
01:59:14,553 --> 01:59:17,356
JUDY: <i>Angus knows he's not
supposed to visit his father.</i>

2324
01:59:17,356 --> 01:59:20,524
He suffers from
debilitating mental illness.

2325
01:59:20,524 --> 01:59:23,395
Paranoid schizophrenia,
early-onset dementia.

2326
01:59:23,395 --> 01:59:26,992
And Angus's visit created
an expectation.

2327
01:59:26,992 --> 01:59:30,600
Now Tom wants to come home,
which is...

2328
01:59:30,600 --> 01:59:33,196
clearly impossible.

2329
01:59:33,196 --> 01:59:35,440
They tried to tell him,
and he just...

2330
01:59:35,440 --> 01:59:37,838
He got violent. He tried
to brain one of the orderlies

2331
01:59:37,838 --> 01:59:39,576
with this goddamned thing.

2332
01:59:39,576 --> 01:59:42,205
You people know the boy has
a discipline problem.

2333
01:59:42,205 --> 01:59:45,252
Paul, the Clotfelters want
to withdraw Angus from Barton

2334
01:59:45,252 --> 01:59:48,618
and enroll him
at Fork Union Military Academy.

2335
01:59:48,618 --> 01:59:51,049
STANLEY: Set him straight
once and for all.

2336
01:59:51,049 --> 01:59:53,458
He could do a lot worse
than a career in the military.

2337
01:59:53,458 --> 01:59:55,218
Stanley.

2338
01:59:55,218 --> 01:59:58,364
Look, Angus has defied me
lots of times

2339
01:59:58,364 --> 02:00:00,597
about a lot of things,
including this.

2340
02:00:00,597 --> 02:00:02,962
So, however he manipulated
your sympathies

2341
02:00:02,962 --> 02:00:06,933
or slipped the leash,
just tell us.

2342
02:00:21,114 --> 02:00:23,257
It was my idea.

2343
02:00:24,623 --> 02:00:27,426
♪ ♪

2344
02:00:27,426 --> 02:00:31,661
No, uh, uh, he didn't, uh,
trick me or slip the leash.

2345
02:00:31,661 --> 02:00:34,928
No, I took him
to see his father.

2346
02:00:34,928 --> 02:00:38,371
In fact, I convinced him
to do so.

2347
02:00:41,376 --> 02:00:43,673
This is a family matter,

2348
02:00:43,673 --> 02:00:45,741
and you had no right
to interfere.

2349
02:00:45,741 --> 02:00:47,479
- I don't give a shit.
- JUDY (gasping): What?

2350
02:00:47,479 --> 02:00:49,778
- DR. WOODRUP: Hunham.
- I said I don't give a shit.

2351
02:00:49,778 --> 02:00:52,110
You two were unreachable.

2352
02:00:52,110 --> 02:00:54,145
He was all alone at Christmas.

2353
02:00:54,145 --> 02:00:57,621
I thought the kid
should see his father.

2354
02:00:59,790 --> 02:01:02,626
Do you understand
what you've done?

2355
02:01:02,626 --> 02:01:04,628
I have to move Tom now.

2356
02:01:04,628 --> 02:01:07,290
It was hard even finding
a facility that would take him,

2357
02:01:07,290 --> 02:01:11,162
and now I have to move him.

2358
02:01:11,162 --> 02:01:14,099
And that is deeply unfortunate,

2359
02:01:14,099 --> 02:01:18,411
but why compound the misery
by ruining the boy?

2360
02:01:19,909 --> 02:01:22,382
I have just spent
two solid weeks with him.

2361
02:01:22,382 --> 02:01:26,485
He is a pain in the ass, sure,
but he's also very smart.

2362
02:01:26,485 --> 02:01:29,620
Brilliant, I don't know,
but very smart.

2363
02:01:29,620 --> 02:01:32,183
You must know that.

2364
02:01:32,183 --> 02:01:35,285
He's got enormous potential.

2365
02:01:35,285 --> 02:01:39,366
It would be devastating
if you pulled him out now.

2366
02:01:43,603 --> 02:01:45,537
(door opens)

2367
02:01:52,744 --> 02:01:56,240
You did this to yourself,
Hunham, not me.

2368
02:01:56,240 --> 02:01:58,748
- I want you to remember that.
- Mm.

2369
02:02:00,686 --> 02:02:03,885
Hardy, I have known you
since you were a boy,

2370
02:02:03,885 --> 02:02:06,184
so I think I have
the requisite experience

2371
02:02:06,184 --> 02:02:10,661
and insight to aver that
you are and always have been

2372
02:02:10,661 --> 02:02:13,928
penis cancer in human form.

2373
02:02:23,236 --> 02:02:25,071
(sighs)

2374
02:02:39,824 --> 02:02:42,726
It's this one.

2375
02:02:42,726 --> 02:02:45,091
This is the one
you should look at.

2376
02:02:55,576 --> 02:02:58,302
Angus, step inside, please.

2377
02:02:58,302 --> 02:03:01,415
("Ombra mai fu" from
Handel's opera <i>Serse</i> playing)

2378
02:03:17,191 --> 02:03:19,257
(knocking at door)

2379
02:03:30,204 --> 02:03:31,676
- Oh.
- Hello.

2380
02:03:31,676 --> 02:03:33,139
Hello.

2381
02:03:33,139 --> 02:03:35,240
I missed you at breakfast.

2382
02:03:35,240 --> 02:03:37,550
I was, uh... I was busy.

2383
02:03:40,984 --> 02:03:43,589
So did you decide
where you're going to go?

2384
02:03:43,589 --> 02:03:45,283
Yes and no.

2385
02:03:45,283 --> 02:03:47,758
Um, first, I'm going
to stash my stuff

2386
02:03:47,758 --> 02:03:51,256
at a friend's in Syracuse,
and then...

2387
02:03:51,256 --> 02:03:52,796
I don't know.

2388
02:03:52,796 --> 02:03:55,326
Maybe I'll start in Carthage.
(chuckles)

2389
02:03:55,326 --> 02:03:57,999
I was hoping you were
going to say that.

2390
02:03:57,999 --> 02:03:59,902
PAUL:
Mm.

2391
02:04:03,171 --> 02:04:05,545
(Paul sighs)

2392
02:04:10,717 --> 02:04:12,486
For your monograph.

2393
02:04:14,413 --> 02:04:15,984
I don't know, Mary.

2394
02:04:15,984 --> 02:04:18,558
There's a lot
of empty pages in here.

2395
02:04:18,558 --> 02:04:20,219
Yeah, well,
that's your problem, man.

2396
02:04:20,219 --> 02:04:21,693
- (chuckles)
- All you got to do

2397
02:04:21,693 --> 02:04:23,662
is write one word after another.

2398
02:04:23,662 --> 02:04:25,323
Can't be that hard, can it?

2399
02:04:25,323 --> 02:04:26,632
- Oh...
- (laughs)

2400
02:04:26,632 --> 02:04:28,535
(chuckles)

2401
02:04:31,265 --> 02:04:33,067
What about you?

2402
02:04:33,067 --> 02:04:35,234
What about me what?

2403
02:04:35,234 --> 02:04:38,303
Oh, no, I'm not going anywhere.
Mm-mm.

2404
02:04:38,303 --> 02:04:40,503
I'm not like you.
I like having a job.

2405
02:04:40,503 --> 02:04:41,878
(Paul chuckling)

2406
02:04:41,878 --> 02:04:43,880
Plus, I'm saving up for college.

2407
02:04:43,880 --> 02:04:45,849
My sister's baby.

2408
02:04:46,852 --> 02:04:48,753
Ah. (chuckles)

2409
02:04:50,218 --> 02:04:51,855
What is the word from Penny?

2410
02:04:51,855 --> 02:04:53,857
- Peggy.
- Peggy.

2411
02:04:55,355 --> 02:04:58,763
Only that if it's a boy...

2412
02:04:58,763 --> 02:05:01,260
...his middle name
is going to be Curtis.

2413
02:05:04,364 --> 02:05:06,397
♪ ♪

2414
02:05:07,939 --> 02:05:10,577
(sighs)

2415
02:05:12,306 --> 02:05:14,273
(distant chatter)

2416
02:05:14,273 --> 02:05:16,374
(whistle blowing in distance)

2417
02:05:22,085 --> 02:05:24,415
TEDDY: I heard he got booted
for eating feces.

2418
02:05:24,415 --> 02:05:25,955
What?

2419
02:05:25,955 --> 02:05:27,891
Apparently he got caught
in the locker room.

2420
02:05:27,891 --> 02:05:30,388
Hand in the commode,
burgling turds.

2421
02:05:31,633 --> 02:05:33,424
That's not what I heard.

2422
02:05:33,424 --> 02:05:35,426
What did you hear?

2423
02:05:35,426 --> 02:05:37,131
Doesn't matter.

2424
02:05:37,131 --> 02:05:38,968
Either way, he's history.

2425
02:05:38,968 --> 02:05:42,202
Fucker taught history,
now is history.

2426
02:05:42,202 --> 02:05:44,006
Right, Tully?

2427
02:05:46,945 --> 02:05:49,506
(sniffs, sighs)

2428
02:05:52,951 --> 02:05:54,115
Hi.

2429
02:05:54,115 --> 02:05:56,117
Oh, hi.

2430
02:05:58,517 --> 02:06:00,484
Look, uh...

2431
02:06:00,484 --> 02:06:03,256
I don't know what you said
to my mom and Stanley,

2432
02:06:03,256 --> 02:06:05,797
Woodrup, but...

2433
02:06:05,797 --> 02:06:08,393
all I know is
I'm not getting kicked out

2434
02:06:08,393 --> 02:06:10,670
and, uh, you got fired.

2435
02:06:10,670 --> 02:06:14,333
Well, I just told the truth.

2436
02:06:14,333 --> 02:06:16,566
Mostly.

2437
02:06:16,566 --> 02:06:17,842
Barton man.

2438
02:06:18,812 --> 02:06:20,845
Barton man.

2439
02:06:24,114 --> 02:06:26,686
(school bell ringing)

2440
02:06:26,686 --> 02:06:28,655
Fifth period.

2441
02:06:36,995 --> 02:06:39,831
You know, it's, uh...
it's only PE.

2442
02:06:39,831 --> 02:06:41,459
- (Paul chuckles)
- Maybe I could skip.

2443
02:06:41,459 --> 02:06:43,263
We could head over
to The Winning Ticket.

2444
02:06:43,263 --> 02:06:44,968
- (chuckling)
- Grab a burger and a beer.

2445
02:06:44,968 --> 02:06:48,136
Ah. Miller High Life, no doubt.

2446
02:06:48,136 --> 02:06:50,435
You never give up, do you?

2447
02:06:50,435 --> 02:06:52,140
Well, they already fired you,
so I figured

2448
02:06:52,140 --> 02:06:53,779
it was worth a shot.

2449
02:06:53,779 --> 02:06:57,508
Your logic is flawless,
but, uh, no.

2450
02:07:05,683 --> 02:07:08,222
Keep your head up, all right?

2451
02:07:09,830 --> 02:07:12,028
♪ ♪

2452
02:07:13,031 --> 02:07:15,262
You can do this.

2453
02:07:16,771 --> 02:07:18,936
Yeah, I was gonna tell you
the same thing.

2454
02:07:33,887 --> 02:07:35,348
See ya.

2455
02:07:46,229 --> 02:07:47,899
See ya.

2456
02:07:52,037 --> 02:07:54,070
♪ ♪

2457
02:08:14,059 --> 02:08:16,092
♪ ♪

2458
02:08:24,597 --> 02:08:26,630
(sighing)

2459
02:08:42,021 --> 02:08:45,088
("Crying, Laughing, Loving,
Lying" by Labi Siffre playing)

2460
02:08:52,163 --> 02:08:54,625
♪ Crying ♪

2461
02:08:56,794 --> 02:09:01,335
♪ Crying never did nobody
no good no how ♪

2462
02:09:05,847 --> 02:09:08,375
♪ That's why I ♪

2463
02:09:10,676 --> 02:09:14,183
♪ I don't cry ♪

2464
02:09:15,549 --> 02:09:18,022
♪ That's why I ♪

2465
02:09:20,389 --> 02:09:23,390
♪ I don't cry ♪

2466
02:09:30,795 --> 02:09:33,532
♪ Laughing ♪

2467
02:09:35,371 --> 02:09:40,242
♪ Laughing sometimes does
somebody some good somehow ♪

2468
02:09:44,512 --> 02:09:46,853
♪ That's why I ♪

2469
02:09:49,022 --> 02:09:52,925
♪ I'm laughing now ♪

2470
02:09:54,159 --> 02:09:56,423
♪ That's why I ♪

2471
02:09:58,361 --> 02:10:02,231
♪ I'm laughing now ♪

2472
02:10:09,240 --> 02:10:11,669
♪ Loving ♪

2473
02:10:13,838 --> 02:10:15,673
♪ Loving never did me ♪

2474
02:10:15,673 --> 02:10:18,478
♪ No good no how ♪

2475
02:10:18,478 --> 02:10:20,447
♪ No how ♪

2476
02:10:22,847 --> 02:10:25,584
♪ That's why I ♪

2477
02:10:27,291 --> 02:10:32,393
♪ Can't love you now ♪

2478
02:10:32,393 --> 02:10:35,462
♪ That's why I ♪

2479
02:10:36,762 --> 02:10:41,039
♪ Can't love you now ♪

2480
02:10:47,641 --> 02:10:49,740
♪ Lying ♪

2481
02:10:52,085 --> 02:10:56,714
♪ Lying never did nobody
no good no how ♪

2482
02:10:56,714 --> 02:10:58,925
♪ No how ♪

2483
02:11:00,885 --> 02:11:04,161
♪ So why am I ♪

2484
02:11:05,791 --> 02:11:10,200
♪ Lying now? ♪

2485
02:11:10,200 --> 02:11:13,665
♪ So why am I ♪

2486
02:11:15,438 --> 02:11:21,310
♪ Lying now? ♪

2487
02:11:26,251 --> 02:11:28,218
(song ends)

2488
02:11:28,218 --> 02:11:30,286
♪ ♪

2489
02:12:02,221 --> 02:12:04,287
♪ ♪

2490
02:12:26,905 --> 02:12:28,982
♪ ♪

2491
02:12:57,001 --> 02:12:59,045
(music ends)