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It's hard not to feel a
little lost as we begin, but...

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...let's just
take it all in and...

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...see what we can find.

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Who knows?

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Maybe what can find <i>us.</i>

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No sooner than you say it.

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Well, it's Miss Marcy.

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Miss Marcy's a beautiful,
lush blackberry bush.

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we've come across a time
or two in our travels.

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What are you going to share
with us today, old friend?

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Juicy blackberry?

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Mmm.

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When's the last time
you heard someone say something

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that interesting?

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<i>And maybe Miss Marcy drops
some more berries</i>

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<i>in the little brook.</i>

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<i>Maybe these berries
will take route</i>

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<i>on the lake shore downstream</i>

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<i>and bring Miss Marcy children
in the years to come.</i>

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I don't even know
if that's how berries work,

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but it sure sounds nice.

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<i>I bet Miss Marcy would love
a special someone</i>

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<i>to spruce the place up a bit.</i>

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<i>What should we call him?</i>

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<i>Arthur.</i>

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<i>Arthur the evergreen.</i>

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I think mighty Mount Mansfield
would approve

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of a name like that,

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because there is nothing
like having the one

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you hold dearest nearest
when the world turns cold.

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That's the picture
we all want to paint.

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Thanks for going to a special
place with me, Carl Nargle.

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Cut.
And we're clear.

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Same time tomorrow?

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I wouldn't miss it
for the world.

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Yeah.

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That's it.

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<i>This is
"The World's Strongest Person."</i>

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Almost forgot
where I was for a second.

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Almost.

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Amazing.
No other word for it.

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Awesome and amazing.

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Have we never met Arthur before.

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There's been a pond
named Arthur but never a tree.

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- Never a tree?
- Yeah.

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Breaking new ground. Mwah.

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- Oh, I forgot the milk.
- Okay.

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- Does anything hurt?
- No, I'm good.

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- Cramped or something?
- No.

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And snow this time of year?

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- Oh.
- Incredible.

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I never know
where I'm going.

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You certainly got us there.

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So much moisture in the wind.

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Is it okay if I take Miss Marcy
and her friends to Vantastic?

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I think
they would appreciate that.

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There you go.

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They're so warm.

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Sorry just going to move in
right here.

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- Tony.
- Here's coffee-- with milk.

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Great.

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Tony. Tony.

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- Katherine.
- Oh, done. Done.

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And this is
"This Afternoon in Burlington."

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Ready. We're live.

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Welcome to
"This afternoon in Burlington."

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- And camera two.
- I'm your host...

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- And camera one.
- ...Donald Moore.

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- Stay on one. Stay on one.
- It's hard to look away.

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Yeah,
yet so many people do.

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Fox News is killing us.
Weather Channel.

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- TV Guide Channel.
- Hey, T.

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- Yeah?
- Keep the faith.

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The question is whether we want
the parade blocking access

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to local
cultural establishments.

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Dr. Bradford Lenihan?

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Curator of Burlington's
Museum of Art.

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<i>The</i> Burlington Museum of Art.

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If you're a true artist
living above Pittsfield

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and below St. Albans,
that's where your paintings are.

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- Yeah.
- Well, I know one artist

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who's got the most popular
painting show in Vermont,

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- and his name is Carl Nargle.
- Yeah.

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Thanks.
It's just... frustrating.

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I feel like sometimes
being the total package

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makes it hard for people
to see the gift inside.

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- We--
- Mnh-mnh.

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I-- I have an idea
that could change that.

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Come here.

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Our budget's been slashed,
and we need your help.

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Put me to work,
and I will sign tote bags

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until my fingers turn
a rich Parisian blue.

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Tote bags only take us so far.
We need rating ratings.

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Ratings only Carl Nargle
can deliver.

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So we're going to put you on
two hours a day,

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back to back,
one painting each hour.

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So people would have
a chance

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to see twice as much
of my artwork.

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It's, uh, Katherine's idea.

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Katherine's idea?

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Well,
she wants to make sure

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that, uh, the station
is in good shape...

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So do I.

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...so she can leave.

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Of course,
as a real artist,

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If I start cranking out
255 more paintings a year,

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people could think, you know,

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that each painting
isn't precious to me, and...

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And I can't take that risk.

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- We'll make do.
- Sure.

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But just let me know if there's
anything I can do to help.

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I'll see you later.

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♪ Don't you tell me
n-n-n-no lies woman ♪

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♪ 'Cause all you know
I've told ♪

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♪ You better leave
that midnight sneaking ♪

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♪ To the one
who worked it out ♪

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♪ I don't wanna hear
no back-talk speaking ♪

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♪ Go on and shut yer mouth

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- Vantastic!
- Vantastic!

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Hi, Vantastic!

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♪ So don't try to lay
no boogie woogie ♪

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♪ On the king
of rock 'n' roll ♪

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♪ Rock 'n' roll

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This could be
in the Burlington Museum.

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- No.
- It's that good, Carl, yes.

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You get one shot at
the Burlington Museum of Art.

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Well, any building
or person

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would be just so lucky
to have you.

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I feel like I'd be lucky
to have <i>you.</i>

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Are you asking me
to be your canvas?

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I'm asking you to go
a special place with me--

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I'm back in my van.

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Come on.

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Careful.

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Uh...

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Is this a sofa bed?

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Custom made.

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- Wow. They're just the best.
- Ah.

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Easy access.

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A one, two, pop,

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and, voilà, a bed.

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I think some force of nature

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actually wants us
to make love right here maybe.

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Is this Portuguese flannel?

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Brushed three times
for added loft.

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Must be, 'cause
it sure is making me hot.

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Like a Hot Pocket.

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♪ Come let me love you

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♪ Come love me again

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♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪

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You inspire me to greatness.

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Hi. Pardon me?

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You inspire me to greatness!

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<i>Put the brush in God's hand.</i>

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I've been going to a special
place with you since I was 9!

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<i>Thanks for coming with me.</i>

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Oh, Lord.
Go, go, go, go, go.

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<i>- This is a really long light.</i>

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I'm going to Walmart.

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I said,
"I'm going to Walmart."

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<i>Go now.</i>

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Hey, number 12's here.

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♪ Ooh

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How you doing, Syd?

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Somebody's got a date.

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I do, and I am excited.

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Does she live in an A-frame
hidden away in the mountains?

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Katherine? No.

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Although, she is looking
to leave PBS Burlington...

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Mm.

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...which I'm fine with.

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You're driving a van with no
rearview mirrors and no bricks.

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Sounds dangerous,
and I like it.

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Always moving forward,
just onto the next.

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I wouldn't be sitting here
today if I lived any other way.

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Yeah,
you got the best damn seat

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in the best barber shop
in town.

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We should all be so lucky.

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Every forest needs
a tallest tree,

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and I think we found ours

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with probably the most
impressive shaft of lumber

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<i>that Mount Mansfield
has ever seen.</i>

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- Mm-hmm.
- Mm.

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Thank you for going to
a special place with me,

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Carl Nargle.

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- Cut it.
- That tree is probably too tall.

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Brace yourself. You are going to
get some calls about that.

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Sure. Let me just slide you
over here a little bit.

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And it started off
as a winged elm...

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- Uh-huh.
- ...and then it just became

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- a white oak.
- Yeah, Wendy get the painting.

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- It's so big.
- Should I put it--

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Put it in the van like you have
the other 6,000 times, yeah.

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Uh, Ambrosia?

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You gave me another 30 minutes,
and it would've been a sequoia.

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- Oh, my goodness.
- Or a redwood.

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- Yeah.
- Mr. Nargle.

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- Yeah, right over here.
- Um, hi.

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- Oh, hi.
- Hi.

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- Sorry.
- Wow.

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It-- It is an honor to--
to meet you, sir.

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- Thank you.
- You know, when I was a kid,

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my-- my parents
used your show

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to teach me
that anything is possible...

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- Did they? Oh.
- ...as long as you put

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your brushes to it, right?

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- And now here I am.
- Who-- Who is this?

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It's, uh, Ambrosia.
Isn't she great?

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00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,705
She's absolutely fantastic.

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In three, two, one.

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- Yeah.
- Okay.

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00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:50,405
- Wait, what's going on?
- No, no, no, no.

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00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:51,711
What's happening?

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00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:53,190
Nothing that
you have to worry about.

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You're Carl Nargle.

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You don't even
have to look behind you,

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and I mean that literally
and figuratively.

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Let's-- Let's--
Let's go talk.

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<i>This is
"Paint with Ambrosia."</i>

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A blank canvas.

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That's how we all begin.

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00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:10,512
Is it intimidating,
or is it an opportunity

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to create something that
the world has never seen before?

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If I'm being honest,
it's a little of both.

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But I, for one,
am thrilled to be joining you

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on this journey
of self-discovery.

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So let's paint.

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<i>A rock.
Let's paint a rock.</i>

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<i>When I think of rocks,</i>

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<i>I like to think about
what's inside first,</i>

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<i>because that's
what really matters.</i>

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Uh, w-- I--
<i>I</i> have no doubt

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that, uh,
a little friendly competition

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will bring out
the best in you, Carl.

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Obviously,
there's no competition

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between you and Ambrosia.

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What I'm trying to say
is, uh,

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the young bull is happy
to learn

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from the old bull,
though, inevitably,

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the young bull will kill
the old bull.

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More power to Ambrosia
if she can pull it... off.

242
00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:03,260
That came out wrong.

243
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:06,133
I'm sorry
if I'm interrupting.

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00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:09,745
Uh, Alexandra Moore from
the <i>Burlington Bonnet.</i>

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00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,747
Are you ready
for the interview?

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00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,401
Interview?

247
00:13:13,444 --> 00:13:15,838
The <i>Bonnet</i> series
on Vermont state treasures.

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You're number four,
tied with snow.

249
00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:20,451
I left a message for you
on your cellphone.

250
00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:22,018
I still haven't gotten
the hang of using

251
00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:23,759
the answering machine
inside of it.

252
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,631
Sorry. Used to be you had
a person take a message for you.

253
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:28,851
- Mm-hmm.
- Uh, well, is now a-a good time

254
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:31,767
to take me to a special place
where we can talk?

255
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,856
Carl's van.
I-I'm sure he's flattered,

256
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,684
but he's also
in a relationship.

257
00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:38,252
I-I-I was speaking
metaphorically. I--

258
00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:40,341
If you mean the back
of Carl's van, take a number.

259
00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:44,867
Uh... o-or we-- we could go
to your office, Carl.

260
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:48,088
Wow. Just running through
stop signs. Incredible.

261
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:51,134
Are you guys okay with me
quoting you on this?

262
00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:52,962
Yeah, anything
to help the station.

263
00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:54,355
<i>As you may have gathered...</i>

264
00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:56,226
My office
is right over here, so...

265
00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:58,663
<i>...I am a bit
of a risk-taker,</i>

266
00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:01,449
<i>and I have never painted
a stump,</i>

267
00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:04,017
<i>so I'm going to do that
for my second painting.</i>

268
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:07,324
Two paintings in one hour?

269
00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:09,849
Not that that's a big deal.

270
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,546
Why is that such a big deal?

271
00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:13,983
Nobody paints
two paintings in an hour.

272
00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:16,812
It takes paint
to a whole new place,

273
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,467
and it's been
a lot of places.

274
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:22,731
Could be our "Dancing with
the Stars," "Shark Tank" block.

275
00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:23,950
Oh, I love
"Dancing with the Stars."

276
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:26,909
It's my favorite show.

277
00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:37,224
It's been wonderful
talking to you.

278
00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:39,095
Good night, everyone.

279
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,579
Ouf.
I've never seen him that mad.

280
00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:46,189
Tonight's supposed to be
our night.

281
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:48,713
- What am I supposed to do?
- I'm headed to Price Chopper

282
00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:51,107
to hang out in the beer aisle
if you want to join.

283
00:14:51,151 --> 00:14:54,067
She just picked up a case of the
lonelies, make 'em less lonely.

284
00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:58,332
If you do it right, you don't
even have to leave the store.

285
00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:00,464
<i>Every stump has roots, right,</i>

286
00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:03,946
<i>evidence where it started.</i>

287
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,948
Is that a second painting?

288
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:08,908
It's a stump.

289
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:10,170
Incredible.

290
00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:26,229
<i>♪ Lay no boogie woogie
on the king--♪</i>

291
00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:43,203
"Dancing with the Stars"
is my favorite

292
00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:45,466
celebrity dance show!

293
00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:54,518
<i>You're entitled
to your favorite TV show.</i>

294
00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:56,564
<i>That's what makes
this country great.</i>

295
00:15:56,607 --> 00:16:02,048
But my favorite show
is "Paint with Carl Nargle."

296
00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:10,447
<i>Get in.</i>

297
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:12,580
<i>Paint is a lot like life.</i>

298
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:14,147
<i>You got to move on
from mistakes</i>

299
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:16,410
<i>if you're going to be happy,
which is why</i>

300
00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:18,542
<i>I am going to add brown.</i>

301
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:22,155
I guess Jenna's going to get
her picture tonight, huh?

302
00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:25,419
Hm. Did I ever tell you
about the time I got mine?

303
00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:26,768
Oh, God, please don't.

304
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:29,858
I mean, you have.
Many times. Too many.

305
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:33,079
It's all a blur, but I remember
it like it was yesterday.

306
00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:35,995
I know.
Just maybe don't this time.

307
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:38,301
This one time.

308
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:39,999
He'd finished
all of his chowder

309
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,348
and most of his bread bowl,

310
00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:44,090
and then he turned to me
and he said,

311
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,179
You want to touch
my sandals?

312
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:47,789
♪ Do it

313
00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:49,138
And I said...

314
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:51,488
More than
I've ever wanted anything.

315
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:58,060
♪ Do it

316
00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:00,497
His socks didn't stay on
for long, either.

317
00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:07,417
Oh, even under the sheet,
I could tell it was impressive.

318
00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:09,941
♪ Do the Hustle

319
00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:12,814
And then he mounted it
on my living room wall

320
00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:14,555
for everyone to see.

321
00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:18,776
What do you think?

322
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,604
Oh, Carl.

323
00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:23,912
A one-of-a-kind picture
just for me.

324
00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:28,264
<i>But why are the UFO
and the stump covered in blood?</i>

325
00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:30,614
Because that's art.

326
00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:33,661
This is not the kind of thing
people paint on PBS.

327
00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:36,664
<i>Until we paint again,
I'm Ambrosia.</i>

328
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:41,886
That's a lot of blood
for a UFO.

329
00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:43,975
And a stump.

330
00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:46,065
<i>How do I know when it's done?</i>

331
00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:50,547
Holy moly.

332
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,855
And... cut.

333
00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:55,509
We're clear.

334
00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:58,642
And... cut.

335
00:17:58,686 --> 00:18:00,035
We're clear.

336
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,167
That a UFO?

337
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:02,516
You know,
half the people watching

338
00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:03,952
are going to think it's--
it's real.

339
00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:06,998
- Ratings are in.
- What, for Ambrosia?

340
00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:09,784
- H-- No, last week.
- Oh.

341
00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:12,700
You know, I was just trying
to kind of paint the opposite

342
00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:14,093
- of what Carl does...
- Mm-hmm.

343
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:16,965
...and that ended up being
a UFO

344
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:19,446
- covered in blood.
- Oh, dear goodness.

345
00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:24,929
- You're Katherine.
- Uh...

346
00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:27,976
Whoa, okay,
so Carl said

347
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:30,109
that you were
his reason for painting,

348
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:32,459
living, and loving.

349
00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:34,983
<i>Burlington Bonnet,</i>
August 15, 1993.

350
00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:38,029
Wow, that was, yeah,
so long ago.

351
00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:41,903
- I practically forgot about that.
- Did you say

352
00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:43,992
- "UFO covered in blood"?
- Yeah.

353
00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:48,736
So our viewers call the station
a lot when they're upset.

354
00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:51,695
- No more blood. No more UFOs.
- Got it. Got it.

355
00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:53,654
- Understood?
- Yes.

356
00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:56,831
Geez. Ratings.

357
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:59,921
Well, you keep
shaking things up like this,

358
00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:03,968
it'll be your profile
in the <i>Burlington Bonnet.</i>

359
00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:07,102
Have you ever heard
of Cheesepot Depot?

360
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,017
Here, I'm going to load
you up a good one.

361
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,671
Here we go.

362
00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:16,024
Um, I, uh...

363
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:20,594
I've been vegan
since I was 7.

364
00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:23,727
Really?

365
00:19:23,771 --> 00:19:27,166
Shouldn't be a crime in having
another relish tray, I guess.

366
00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:33,346
Not tonight.

367
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,783
I want to taste the cheese.

368
00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:51,102
Mmm, and the meat under it--
so much.

369
00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:53,627
Veal. Or was it lamb?

370
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:56,412
No, no, the gray one
was definitely the veal.

371
00:19:56,456 --> 00:19:57,761
Are you okay?

372
00:19:57,805 --> 00:19:58,980
- Yeah.
- You want something

373
00:19:59,023 --> 00:20:00,634
- to wash it down with?
- Hurry.

374
00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:03,637
Here.
Here, have some cheddar.

375
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,029
How is everything?

376
00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:06,596
It's good.
Good, thank you.

377
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:10,121
It's great, thank you.

378
00:20:10,165 --> 00:20:16,302
I was thinking about
trying to do my own art,

379
00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:18,391
maybe pottery.

380
00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:26,137
Yeah, but so good
at the copier

381
00:20:26,181 --> 00:20:28,531
and the faxing
all the...

382
00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:30,968
Well, how many pages
can you fax at once?

383
00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:33,580
- 24.
- 24?

384
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:38,889
I don't even know where
the cover sheets are.

385
00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:42,328
Well, I could show you.

386
00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:44,939
I-I guess
what I'm trying to say

387
00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:46,897
is the station's been
so good to me,

388
00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:48,682
and it can do the same
for you.

389
00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:55,602
I think sometimes it's just
being grateful for what we have.

390
00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:58,126
Without getting stuck
in something

391
00:20:58,169 --> 00:21:00,911
that's not working, right?

392
00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:03,218
Like--
Like how you dated Katherine

393
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,741
and how you don't think
about her.

394
00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:06,700
Yeah.
Was that Katherine?

395
00:21:06,743 --> 00:21:08,876
I don't even--
it's funny how my eye

396
00:21:08,919 --> 00:21:10,356
doesn't even go to her.

397
00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:12,662
Since the day
that Wendy was hired, right?

398
00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:15,099
That's when things ended
with Katherine?

399
00:21:15,143 --> 00:21:16,753
Yeah.

400
00:21:16,797 --> 00:21:21,715
What started as an innocent
sunset shoulder massage

401
00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:26,067
in the back of a van
at the water's edge

402
00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:30,985
turned into a picture
I never expected to paint.

403
00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:45,478
I have some oils in my purse.

404
00:21:45,521 --> 00:21:47,088
Shut the curtains.

405
00:21:50,396 --> 00:21:53,181
♪ Yeah, they call me

406
00:21:53,224 --> 00:21:55,618
♪ Hot and nasty

407
00:21:55,662 --> 00:21:58,186
♪ Yeah, they call me

408
00:21:58,229 --> 00:21:59,361
♪ Unh

409
00:22:01,581 --> 00:22:05,411
It's a good thing Katherine
cheated on you first.

410
00:22:05,454 --> 00:22:06,673
- Yeah.
- So you don't have

411
00:22:06,716 --> 00:22:08,370
- to feel guilty.
- Yes.

412
00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:11,895
A real man never looks back.

413
00:22:11,939 --> 00:22:13,244
I don't.

414
00:22:15,856 --> 00:22:18,772
Thank you.
Thanks so much.

415
00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:24,604
D--
Do you want some advice?

416
00:22:24,647 --> 00:22:26,823
Always.

417
00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:28,695
Paint from <i>your</i> heart.

418
00:22:28,738 --> 00:22:30,392
Live from <i>your</i> heart.

419
00:22:30,436 --> 00:22:32,655
- Yeah.
- Etch A Sketch a dinosaur.

420
00:22:32,699 --> 00:22:36,964
Have it attack Atlantis
if that's who <i>you</i> are.

421
00:22:37,007 --> 00:22:40,663
That is exactly who I am,
actually so that's great.

422
00:22:40,707 --> 00:22:42,926
Yeah.

423
00:22:42,970 --> 00:22:47,801
You know, and don't--
don't let fame

424
00:22:47,844 --> 00:22:52,980
bring out the worst in you
or-- or anyone around you.

425
00:22:56,157 --> 00:22:58,420
Deal.

426
00:22:58,464 --> 00:23:01,380
You can help me
with that.

427
00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:04,818
Oh, I-- I, um...

428
00:23:04,861 --> 00:23:07,821
I've been offered a job
at PBS Albany.

429
00:23:07,864 --> 00:23:09,431
It's the same thing
I'm doing now.

430
00:23:09,475 --> 00:23:12,478
It's-- I'm just
the assistant to the GM.

431
00:23:12,521 --> 00:23:15,089
Katherine...

432
00:23:15,132 --> 00:23:18,788
you run PBS Burlington
without the GM title,

433
00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:24,141
which means you should run
PBS Albany <i>with</i> the title.

434
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,887
- You ready?
- Let's go.

435
00:23:32,672 --> 00:23:34,587
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

436
00:23:38,982 --> 00:23:43,726
I hope you like this painting
of Mount Mansfield

437
00:23:43,770 --> 00:23:48,862
on a cold February
late afternoon.

438
00:23:52,605 --> 00:23:55,085
Does this mean
I'm your muse?

439
00:23:55,129 --> 00:23:56,913
I've always wanted to be
one of those.

440
00:23:58,262 --> 00:24:01,048
Do you want to see
what's on TV?

441
00:24:01,091 --> 00:24:05,139
I actually, um, think
there might be another

442
00:24:05,182 --> 00:24:09,491
teal-and-desert-sand-colored TV
at the top

443
00:24:09,535 --> 00:24:13,408
of these
golden-rod-number-five stairs.

444
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:16,498
You sure know
your stair colors.

445
00:24:30,556 --> 00:24:36,475
Let's slowly
brush back his locks.

446
00:24:37,954 --> 00:24:42,785
And lightly caress
the base of this neck.

447
00:24:42,829 --> 00:24:45,571
I'm having a hard time
finding the TV.

448
00:24:45,614 --> 00:24:47,747
Oh, um, I forgot.

449
00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:52,273
I-- I moved it into the other
room when I got a bigger bed.

450
00:24:52,316 --> 00:24:53,709
Oh.

451
00:24:55,406 --> 00:25:02,065
Slide over to his clavicle.

452
00:25:02,109 --> 00:25:03,632
Maybe the kisses
are even gentler here.

453
00:25:03,676 --> 00:25:05,895
Speaking of TVs,
I don't know if you heard this,

454
00:25:05,939 --> 00:25:10,596
but they are showing "Paint"
on Channel 9 in Rutland.

455
00:25:12,598 --> 00:25:14,425
Do you know what that is?

456
00:25:14,469 --> 00:25:17,080
I don't get down to Rutland
as much as I'd like.

457
00:25:17,124 --> 00:25:19,909
Soft blowing
in your ear canal.

458
00:25:19,953 --> 00:25:21,432
There's not a highway
down there.

459
00:25:21,476 --> 00:25:23,783
Deeper than expected.

460
00:25:23,826 --> 00:25:26,350
Let's find out if the curtains
match the drapes.

461
00:25:26,394 --> 00:25:28,265
Need better gas manage.

462
00:25:28,309 --> 00:25:30,050
Are you okay?

463
00:25:30,093 --> 00:25:32,052
I think I'm going to throw up.

464
00:25:32,095 --> 00:25:34,141
Okay,
maybe the highway system

465
00:25:34,184 --> 00:25:35,621
isn't the only thing
moving too fast.

466
00:25:35,664 --> 00:25:39,973
I mean, from the--
from the meat.

467
00:25:40,016 --> 00:25:44,107
I can't stop thinking about
how I have a cow inside me.

468
00:25:44,151 --> 00:25:46,762
You mean the veal?

469
00:25:53,421 --> 00:25:54,988
I just want you to know

470
00:25:55,031 --> 00:25:58,861
that I can't imagine tonight
being any better.

471
00:26:01,385 --> 00:26:03,170
Can you?

472
00:26:03,213 --> 00:26:04,867
Same.

473
00:26:07,174 --> 00:26:09,350
Is this Portuguese flannel?

474
00:26:09,393 --> 00:26:12,396
I don't know.
I got it at the store.

475
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,094
I'm just going to brush
my teeth super fast,

476
00:26:14,137 --> 00:26:15,530
and I'll be right out.

477
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:20,100
- W-Well, t-take your time.
- Oh, no.

478
00:26:20,143 --> 00:26:22,885
<i>Overlooking Mount Mansfield
seems impossible</i>

479
00:26:22,929 --> 00:26:24,931
<i>because it's
the biggest thing in Vermont,</i>

480
00:26:24,974 --> 00:26:26,889
<i>but some people do,</i>

481
00:26:26,933 --> 00:26:29,979
and they fall in love
with Camel's Hump,

482
00:26:30,023 --> 00:26:34,157
which is barely in
the top-four tallest mountains.

483
00:26:34,201 --> 00:26:38,205
Given the choice, I guess
I'd rather be Mount Mansfield.

484
00:26:38,248 --> 00:26:42,209
Thanks for going to a special
place with me, Carl Nargle.

485
00:26:42,252 --> 00:26:45,125
And we're clear. Ambrosia.

486
00:26:45,168 --> 00:26:46,256
- Right?
- Okay.

487
00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:47,867
Right over here.
Here we go.

488
00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:50,347
Careful.

489
00:26:50,391 --> 00:26:52,698
Tony, did you hear what I said
about Camel's Hump?

490
00:26:52,741 --> 00:26:54,047
Yeah, really moving.

491
00:26:54,090 --> 00:26:55,875
It's another great one,
Mr. Nargle.

492
00:26:55,918 --> 00:26:58,051
It's amazing
how you keep doing it.

493
00:26:58,094 --> 00:26:59,095
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

494
00:26:59,139 --> 00:27:00,619
I thought that was great.

495
00:27:00,662 --> 00:27:02,577
I could take your pipe
for you.

496
00:27:04,579 --> 00:27:07,669
Good luck.

497
00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:15,677
And in three, two...

498
00:27:15,721 --> 00:27:18,114
<i>Hi, friends, and welcome to
"Paint with Ambrosia."</i>

499
00:27:18,158 --> 00:27:20,247
<i>Today's painting
is inspired by</i>

500
00:27:20,290 --> 00:27:23,859
the heart of this station, Katherine,

501
00:27:23,903 --> 00:27:26,166
and as a way of saying
thank you,

502
00:27:26,209 --> 00:27:28,516
I'm going to paint her
a bullet train,

503
00:27:28,559 --> 00:27:33,347
because once a bullet train
gets started, it's hard to stop.

504
00:27:41,790 --> 00:27:43,662
Are you--
Are you yelling at me?

505
00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:46,926
Yes. When I finished
my painting show yesterday,

506
00:27:46,969 --> 00:27:49,058
I wanted pretzels.
No one brought me any, Tony.

507
00:27:49,102 --> 00:27:51,495
Carl, I know it's a period
of adjustment with--

508
00:27:51,539 --> 00:27:54,281
with Ambrosia here, but let me
tell you what's happening.

509
00:27:54,324 --> 00:27:57,719
What's happening is people need
to start doing their jobs,

510
00:27:57,763 --> 00:27:58,981
which isn't going to happen

511
00:27:59,025 --> 00:28:00,722
if Katherine
and the rest of the staff

512
00:28:00,766 --> 00:28:03,116
are watching one too many
painting shows in a row

513
00:28:03,159 --> 00:28:06,075
instead of doing whatever it
is they're supposed to be doing.

514
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:07,903
I'm going to keep them
to an hour break, okay, but

515
00:28:07,947 --> 00:28:09,949
- that's good energy here, Carl.
- Thank you. I know.

516
00:28:09,992 --> 00:28:11,733
- I don't want to lose it.
- I don't, either.

517
00:28:11,777 --> 00:28:15,650
These are exciting times here
at the new PBS Burlington.

518
00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:19,306
- Are these the new tote bags?
- Huh.

519
00:28:19,349 --> 00:28:22,701
Yeah. It's only
because yours weren't selling.

520
00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:25,747
Let me rephrase that.
It's only because

521
00:28:25,791 --> 00:28:29,577
yours... weren't... selling.

522
00:28:31,448 --> 00:28:33,407
I have something for you.

523
00:28:35,148 --> 00:28:38,891
♪ Everybody, shake it

524
00:28:38,934 --> 00:28:41,023
Hm.

525
00:28:41,067 --> 00:28:43,504
♪ Time to be free

526
00:28:43,547 --> 00:28:46,072
This dinosaur
attacking Atlantis?

527
00:28:46,115 --> 00:28:48,596
Yeah.

528
00:28:48,639 --> 00:28:50,511
I'm, uh--
I'm having a hard time

529
00:28:50,554 --> 00:28:52,643
not making a lot of things
for you these days.

530
00:28:52,687 --> 00:28:56,125
Well, everybody's going to be
very jealous, you see.

531
00:28:56,169 --> 00:28:58,780
Then I will paint them all
pictures, but just--

532
00:28:58,824 --> 00:29:01,391
Not as awesome as this?

533
00:29:03,916 --> 00:29:06,657
♪ But your mama lied to you

534
00:29:06,701 --> 00:29:12,011
Albany has a ton to offer.

535
00:29:12,054 --> 00:29:16,798
I-90 and I-87 go right through
the middle of it.

536
00:29:19,061 --> 00:29:23,283
The New York Capital Region
could use a painting show,

537
00:29:23,326 --> 00:29:25,633
I-I would imagine.

538
00:29:25,676 --> 00:29:31,726
♪ And share your freak
with the rest of us ♪

539
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,902
♪ A beautiful thing

540
00:29:33,946 --> 00:29:35,208
Okay.

541
00:29:36,992 --> 00:29:38,820
- Okay.
- Okay.

542
00:29:40,430 --> 00:29:43,607
- Okay, um...
- Okay.

543
00:29:43,651 --> 00:29:45,435
I-I-I have to warn you
that I've never done

544
00:29:45,479 --> 00:29:48,177
what we're about to do,
I think, so...

545
00:29:48,221 --> 00:29:53,139
Okay,
what is it we're about to do?

546
00:29:53,182 --> 00:29:56,011
I've never had sex
with a woman, okay?

547
00:29:56,055 --> 00:30:01,843
Katherine?

548
00:30:01,887 --> 00:30:04,150
Oh, Hey.

549
00:30:04,193 --> 00:30:06,413
Katherine, this is my mom
and my dad.

550
00:30:06,456 --> 00:30:08,154
We actually know each other.

551
00:30:08,197 --> 00:30:10,983
I-It's Mandy.
Mandy Long.

552
00:30:11,026 --> 00:30:12,375
We went to high school together.

553
00:30:12,419 --> 00:30:14,203
You were senior
when I was a freshman.

554
00:30:14,247 --> 00:30:16,771
- Wow.
- Oh, hey.

555
00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:18,207
It's a small world.

556
00:30:18,251 --> 00:30:20,862
Hey, Mom, could you
bring us up Totino's?

557
00:30:20,906 --> 00:30:23,734
- Uh, pepperoni or plain?
- Hmm.

558
00:30:23,778 --> 00:30:25,345
Up to you.

559
00:30:27,216 --> 00:30:30,524
Um... pepperoni.

560
00:30:30,567 --> 00:30:32,395
Pepperoni it is.

561
00:30:32,439 --> 00:30:36,269
No matter which way
the wind's blowing,

562
00:30:36,312 --> 00:30:37,792
there he is.

563
00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,316
I hope everyone can appreciate
its strength.

564
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,188
Mount Mansfield.

565
00:30:42,231 --> 00:30:45,669
Thanks for going to a special
place with me, Carl Nargle.

566
00:30:45,713 --> 00:30:47,584
And... cut. We're clear.

567
00:30:47,628 --> 00:30:51,545
So that was the last time
that I ever bought a pantsuit.

568
00:30:55,375 --> 00:30:56,680
Thanks.

569
00:30:56,724 --> 00:31:00,902
Alright, Mr. Nargle,
it's another gem.

570
00:31:00,946 --> 00:31:02,904
- Thank you.
- Good job, buddy.

571
00:31:02,948 --> 00:31:06,255
- And three, two--
- Tony.

572
00:31:06,299 --> 00:31:10,172
Carl, Carl, could you
get your painting?

573
00:31:16,787 --> 00:31:19,312
- I'm on my break.
- Carl.

574
00:31:21,662 --> 00:31:23,229
Carl.

575
00:31:23,272 --> 00:31:27,363
Hi, friends, and welcome to
"Paint with Ambrosia."

576
00:31:27,407 --> 00:31:29,017
- Come on, come on.
- Staff meeting tomorrow--

577
00:31:29,061 --> 00:31:30,366
- 8:00 A.M.
- Staff-- what's it about?

578
00:31:30,410 --> 00:31:31,977
What...?

579
00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:36,329
I got each of you presents,

580
00:31:36,372 --> 00:31:38,766
and it's just a little something
just to say

581
00:31:38,809 --> 00:31:41,987
how much I appreciate
everything that you do

582
00:31:42,030 --> 00:31:44,076
for "Paint with Carl Nargle."

583
00:31:44,119 --> 00:31:46,948
I'm just your type?

584
00:31:46,992 --> 00:31:49,211
So I'm nothing more to you
than typing?

585
00:31:49,255 --> 00:31:51,300
It's from T.J. Maxx.

586
00:31:53,389 --> 00:31:56,523
Carl, do you remember
how you left me?

587
00:31:56,566 --> 00:31:59,221
<i>This is Painter
looking for Tater Hots.</i>

588
00:31:59,265 --> 00:32:01,658
<i>Come back, Tater Hots. Over.</i>

589
00:32:04,183 --> 00:32:06,707
This is Tater Hots.
What's your 20, painter?

590
00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:09,840
You coming over?
Over.

591
00:32:09,884 --> 00:32:12,974
No, Tater Hots.

592
00:32:13,018 --> 00:32:15,585
It's over. Over.

593
00:32:15,629 --> 00:32:20,503
What do you mean,
it's <i>over</i> over? Over.

594
00:32:20,547 --> 00:32:24,246
Hoping we can stay
good buddies, good buddy.

595
00:32:24,290 --> 00:32:25,987
Over.

596
00:32:26,031 --> 00:32:27,815
<i>And out.</i>

597
00:32:41,611 --> 00:32:45,093
Then it was on to Beverly,
who you dumped for Jenna.

598
00:32:45,137 --> 00:32:48,009
- Sorry.
- Water over the bridge.

599
00:32:48,053 --> 00:32:49,184
You know,
one time you said

600
00:32:49,228 --> 00:32:51,099
that I looked sexy
in my tracksuit,

601
00:32:51,143 --> 00:32:55,190
so I've been wearing
Juicy Couture ever since.

602
00:32:55,234 --> 00:32:56,887
I wear this to church,

603
00:32:56,931 --> 00:33:00,848
and there are kids there
who think that this is my name,

604
00:33:00,891 --> 00:33:04,025
Good, Christian children
who say,

605
00:33:04,069 --> 00:33:06,245
"We're praying for you,
Juicy."

606
00:33:06,288 --> 00:33:08,682
I want to go to a special place
with you, Carl Nargle,

607
00:33:08,725 --> 00:33:12,686
as long as that special place is
hell, and I can watch you burn.

608
00:33:17,647 --> 00:33:20,781
Can I say something?

609
00:33:20,824 --> 00:33:23,566
If you don't like
the coffee mugs, then, I mean,

610
00:33:23,610 --> 00:33:28,441
I have these Green Mountain
Coffee discount coupons,

611
00:33:28,484 --> 00:33:29,790
- and--
- Son of a bitch.

612
00:33:29,833 --> 00:33:32,793
I also got you guys a gift.

613
00:33:32,836 --> 00:33:36,666
I, uh, realized that I had only
made something for Katherine,

614
00:33:36,710 --> 00:33:39,669
and I wanted to make sure
that you all felt seen

615
00:33:39,713 --> 00:33:41,062
and appreciated.

616
00:33:41,106 --> 00:33:43,630
So I made you all paintings.

617
00:33:43,673 --> 00:33:46,720
- They're on the stage.
- Score.

618
00:33:46,763 --> 00:33:48,069
Yeah.

619
00:33:48,113 --> 00:33:50,376
I'm returning this
for store credit.

620
00:33:55,424 --> 00:33:58,123
I like when art
makes people happy.

621
00:34:00,777 --> 00:34:03,911
I'm not trying to make
anybody feel bad.

622
00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:20,667
I know you want
to get a painting.

623
00:34:20,710 --> 00:34:22,495
No, I don't.

624
00:34:22,538 --> 00:34:24,497
Go on. It's okay.

625
00:34:24,540 --> 00:34:25,889
Go ahead.

626
00:34:25,933 --> 00:34:27,543
Thank you.

627
00:34:56,833 --> 00:34:58,879
Oh, good,
I was just about to, uh,

628
00:34:58,922 --> 00:35:00,533
- do the crossword puzzle.
- Hold on.

629
00:35:00,576 --> 00:35:07,931
"New Artist Gives PBS
Burlington Much Needed Boost."

630
00:35:07,975 --> 00:35:09,542
I read it.

631
00:35:09,585 --> 00:35:12,197
"Vermonters, what if I told you
there was a new artist

632
00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:16,201
who can paint circles
around Carl Nargle?

633
00:35:16,244 --> 00:35:17,680
Would that make
you want to watch?

634
00:35:17,724 --> 00:35:19,465
Well, one thing's for sure.

635
00:35:19,508 --> 00:35:21,597
People are watching
PBS Burlington

636
00:35:21,641 --> 00:35:25,645
like never before
for one reason and one name

637
00:35:25,688 --> 00:35:29,039
Am-- Ambrosia."

638
00:35:30,084 --> 00:35:32,260
Yeah.

639
00:35:32,304 --> 00:35:35,176
"After years of watching
Carl Nargle's paint dry,

640
00:35:35,220 --> 00:35:39,311
the Green Mountains are alive
with the sound of creativity."

641
00:35:39,354 --> 00:35:44,707
You know, uh, how about
don't... read it... maybe?

642
00:35:46,535 --> 00:35:52,846
"Carl is one dimensional,
antiquated, very sexiest..."

643
00:35:54,978 --> 00:35:57,285
"Very sexist."

644
00:35:57,329 --> 00:35:59,896
I think I get the idea.

645
00:35:59,940 --> 00:36:02,812
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

646
00:36:02,856 --> 00:36:06,338
I think you know me well enough
to know I don't care

647
00:36:06,381 --> 00:36:10,864
what people say about me
or what they write.

648
00:36:22,267 --> 00:36:24,965
♪ Well, now me and Homer Jones
and Big John Talley ♪

649
00:36:25,008 --> 00:36:27,881
♪ Had a big crap game
goin' back in the alley ♪

650
00:36:27,924 --> 00:36:29,926
♪ And I kept rollin'
them sevens ♪

651
00:36:29,970 --> 00:36:32,364
♪ And winnin' all them pots

652
00:36:32,407 --> 00:36:34,409
♪ My luck was so good,
I could do no wrong ♪

653
00:36:34,453 --> 00:36:37,107
♪ I just kept on rollin'
and controllin' them bones ♪

654
00:36:41,808 --> 00:36:44,158
♪ When you're hot, you're hot

655
00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,029
♪ And when you're not,
you're not ♪

656
00:36:46,073 --> 00:36:48,467
♪ Put all the money in,
and let's roll 'em again ♪

657
00:36:51,513 --> 00:36:54,473
♪ I turned around,
and there was a big, old cop ♪

658
00:36:54,516 --> 00:36:56,866
♪ He said, "Hello, boys,"
then he gave us a grin, ♪

659
00:36:56,910 --> 00:36:59,347
♪ Said, "Look like I'm gon'
have to haul y'all in" ♪

660
00:36:59,391 --> 00:37:01,088
♪ "And keep all that money
for evidence" ♪

661
00:37:01,131 --> 00:37:04,178
♪ I said, "Well, son,
when you hot, you hot" ♪

662
00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:06,963
♪ He said, "Yeah,"
When you're hot, you're hot ♪

663
00:37:07,007 --> 00:37:09,052
♪ And when you're not,
you're not ♪

664
00:37:27,157 --> 00:37:28,985
Remember when you said
there was one person

665
00:37:29,029 --> 00:37:30,030
who could save this station?

666
00:37:30,073 --> 00:37:31,640
Yeah, well, ratings are up,

667
00:37:31,684 --> 00:37:33,120
but we still having a problem
balancing the books.

668
00:37:33,163 --> 00:37:34,774
Well,
now I'm going to save it--

669
00:37:34,817 --> 00:37:37,516
with something PBS Burlington
has never seen before.

670
00:37:37,559 --> 00:37:39,431
Oh, great.
Well, pitch the idea,

671
00:37:39,474 --> 00:37:41,302
and I'll run it
by Katherine and Ambrosia.

672
00:37:41,346 --> 00:37:43,739
I've already run it by me.
It's been approved.

673
00:37:50,137 --> 00:37:53,532
We are live
in five, four,

674
00:37:53,575 --> 00:37:56,186
three, two...

675
00:37:56,230 --> 00:38:00,495
<i>On today's show, this person
will become a key chain.</i>

676
00:38:00,539 --> 00:38:02,018
<i>Let's see how.</i>

677
00:38:02,062 --> 00:38:03,629
"The Whittler."

678
00:38:03,672 --> 00:38:07,937
The PBS Burlington pledge drive
has always brought you

679
00:38:07,981 --> 00:38:11,593
the very best
in Vermont public broadcasting,

680
00:38:11,637 --> 00:38:15,728
but now,
for the very first time ever,

681
00:38:15,771 --> 00:38:20,254
loyal viewers like you
and can bid on Carl Nargle

682
00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:26,826
or the white-hot Ambrosia
painting your portrait live

683
00:38:26,869 --> 00:38:30,395
while still receiving
a complimentary tote bag.

684
00:38:30,438 --> 00:38:33,920
This is the
public-broadcasting syndicate's

685
00:38:33,963 --> 00:38:36,531
<i>Super Bowl, World Series,</i>

686
00:38:36,575 --> 00:38:39,969
and "Real Housewives
of New Jersey" reunion

687
00:38:40,013 --> 00:38:42,145
all rolled into one.

688
00:38:42,189 --> 00:38:44,278
Let the bidding begin.

689
00:38:47,890 --> 00:38:51,024
- Carl is my boyfriend.
- He's not your boyfriend.

690
00:38:51,067 --> 00:38:53,896
Yes, he is.
That's what he told me.

691
00:38:53,940 --> 00:38:56,725
Thank you, Sylvia and Portia.

692
00:38:56,769 --> 00:39:00,120
They all fall for Carl.

693
00:39:00,163 --> 00:39:02,427
Another call for Carl.

694
00:39:02,470 --> 00:39:05,081
And one for Ambrosia.

695
00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:09,216
<i>Incredible.</i>

696
00:39:09,259 --> 00:39:11,087
How did you do that?

697
00:39:13,002 --> 00:39:17,398
Thank you,
Jay Fogarty from Chittenden.

698
00:39:17,442 --> 00:39:21,184
You are magic.

699
00:39:21,228 --> 00:39:26,146
If you want your portrait
painted by Ambrosia,

700
00:39:26,189 --> 00:39:31,978
you need to bid
more than $435,

701
00:39:32,021 --> 00:39:36,809
and if you want your portrait
painted by Carl Nargle,

702
00:39:36,852 --> 00:39:43,468
you need to bid
more than $875

703
00:39:43,511 --> 00:39:47,428
in the next 10, 9, 8,

704
00:39:47,472 --> 00:39:49,952
7, 6, 5,

705
00:39:49,996 --> 00:39:54,217
4, 3, 2, 1.

706
00:39:54,261 --> 00:39:55,610
- That's it.
- That's it.

707
00:39:55,654 --> 00:39:57,133
No more calls.

708
00:39:57,177 --> 00:40:01,486
PBS Burlington pledge drive.

709
00:40:01,529 --> 00:40:03,618
- Does that count?
- It's too late, isn't it?

710
00:40:03,662 --> 00:40:04,706
I think it's over, right?

711
00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:07,622
Does that count?

712
00:40:07,666 --> 00:40:09,319
Yes.

713
00:40:09,363 --> 00:40:14,412
Yes. I'm writing it down.
We're all very excited.

714
00:40:14,455 --> 00:40:17,197
It's been a great day.

715
00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:21,810
Thank you so much for everything
you've done for the station.

716
00:40:21,854 --> 00:40:28,426
Well?

717
00:40:28,469 --> 00:40:30,340
Jay Fogerty's mother
would like to pick him up

718
00:40:30,384 --> 00:40:32,517
in front of the station
in 10 minutes.

719
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:35,650
That's it.

720
00:40:35,694 --> 00:40:39,132
Thank you!
Keep those pledges coming.

721
00:40:40,916 --> 00:40:43,484
- We did it.
- It's for a good cause.

722
00:40:43,528 --> 00:40:45,791
Look at Bridget,

723
00:40:45,834 --> 00:40:49,185
lighting up the stage
with her radiant smile.

724
00:40:49,229 --> 00:40:51,361
She is a winner.

725
00:40:51,405 --> 00:40:54,060
PBS Burlington is also smiling.

726
00:40:54,103 --> 00:40:55,714
You know,
Mary is also a winner.

727
00:40:55,757 --> 00:40:57,846
It's such a joy to paint.

728
00:40:57,890 --> 00:40:59,631
They both look great.

729
00:40:59,674 --> 00:41:03,635
And another great thing
about PBS Burlington is--

730
00:41:03,678 --> 00:41:05,550
Bridget's generosity,

731
00:41:05,593 --> 00:41:08,378
which kind of
puts us all to shame.

732
00:41:08,422 --> 00:41:11,207
It's an honor
for me to be up here painting

733
00:41:11,251 --> 00:41:14,820
someone who bid
so much more than anyone else.

734
00:41:14,863 --> 00:41:16,256
Thank you, Bridget.

735
00:41:16,299 --> 00:41:19,433
And thank you to Mary.
I am so grateful.

736
00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:22,741
You know, she hasn't worked in
eight years, so her bid

737
00:41:22,784 --> 00:41:24,525
is actually a higher percentage
of net worth,

738
00:41:24,569 --> 00:41:27,354
which, you know, feels like
the true barometer.

739
00:41:27,397 --> 00:41:29,182
Bridget,
she's not going to be able

740
00:41:29,225 --> 00:41:31,358
to visit her grandkids
this year.

741
00:41:31,401 --> 00:41:32,968
Can't afford it, right?

742
00:41:33,012 --> 00:41:35,754
So it's a little scary
how much this means to her.

743
00:41:35,797 --> 00:41:37,277
That's-- That's so sad.

744
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,932
But, you know,
Mary had to turn off her heat.

745
00:41:39,975 --> 00:41:42,500
- I'll turn off <i>your</i> heat.
- You never turned it on.

746
00:41:42,543 --> 00:41:45,677
- Never tried to.
- Done.

747
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:46,939
I was already done.

748
00:41:46,982 --> 00:41:48,941
How much do we raise?

749
00:41:48,984 --> 00:41:50,725
Almost $8,000.

750
00:41:50,769 --> 00:41:52,422
How much do we need?

751
00:41:52,466 --> 00:41:56,557
- A little less than $300,000.
- Ah.

752
00:41:56,601 --> 00:42:00,343
Mary, this is for you.

753
00:42:00,387 --> 00:42:02,520
I call it "Rich in Spirit."

754
00:42:02,563 --> 00:42:05,740
I've always wanted a laser.

755
00:42:05,784 --> 00:42:08,221
Bridget, are you ready?

756
00:42:10,876 --> 00:42:12,791
This is for you.

757
00:42:12,834 --> 00:42:16,969
I call it
"Mighty Mount Mansfield."

758
00:42:17,012 --> 00:42:22,801
On an early, surprisingly
chilly April morning.

759
00:42:25,586 --> 00:42:27,806
Can you see it?

760
00:42:27,849 --> 00:42:31,157
Why was I smiling
that whole time?

761
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:33,333
That's just the same mountain
you always paint.

762
00:42:33,376 --> 00:42:35,770
That doesn't look
anything like me.

763
00:42:37,467 --> 00:42:41,515
It's the same painting
as Valentine's Day Season 8.

764
00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:45,432
- The creek is smaller.
- The creek is smaller.

765
00:42:45,475 --> 00:42:50,611
That is...
because, um...

766
00:42:50,655 --> 00:42:54,876
Carl didn't
want to ruin the surprise.

767
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:59,011
Yes, you both are actually
getting two paintings.

768
00:42:59,054 --> 00:43:06,105
Yeah, a portrait from me and one
of Carl's incredible landscapes.

769
00:43:06,148 --> 00:43:09,195
We just didn't want either
of you to not get a Nargle.

770
00:43:09,238 --> 00:43:12,633
He was supposed
to paint my portrait.

771
00:43:12,677 --> 00:43:16,332
I spent my snack allowance
for the next eight years.

772
00:43:16,376 --> 00:43:18,683
I know, Bridget, but did you
hear what Ambrosia said?

773
00:43:18,726 --> 00:43:21,642
You're going to get
a portrait by her,

774
00:43:21,686 --> 00:43:25,385
as well as this painting
of Mighty Mount Mansfield.

775
00:43:28,518 --> 00:43:30,216
And...

776
00:43:36,526 --> 00:43:38,354
...$29.

777
00:43:41,706 --> 00:43:45,666
Another $20.
Just... here you go.

778
00:43:45,710 --> 00:43:52,891
Which brings us to $74, and you
can head over to craft service

779
00:43:52,934 --> 00:43:55,458
and get anything you want.

780
00:43:55,502 --> 00:43:59,724
Sandwiches, some raisins.

781
00:43:59,767 --> 00:44:02,422
Well... shit.

782
00:44:06,513 --> 00:44:10,560
You know, I get so many
questions about my tote bag

783
00:44:10,604 --> 00:44:12,388
every time I'm in a restaurant.

784
00:44:12,432 --> 00:44:16,610
What's wrong?

785
00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:18,438
I know how to save the station.

786
00:44:21,136 --> 00:44:24,270
<i>Let's add a little smoke
to these chimneys,</i>

787
00:44:24,313 --> 00:44:28,578
<i>see if we can make them
even a little cozier.</i>

788
00:44:28,622 --> 00:44:30,972
I think Ambrosia might be
a little jealous

789
00:44:31,016 --> 00:44:36,325
if she saw you watching this.

790
00:44:36,369 --> 00:44:40,895
I'm just making sure
all your old tapes still play.

791
00:44:43,332 --> 00:44:46,379
Boy, it really takes you back,
doesn't it?

792
00:44:46,422 --> 00:44:49,338
<i>Of course, this river...</i>

793
00:44:49,382 --> 00:44:51,906
Look at that shirt.

794
00:44:51,950 --> 00:44:54,866
It's really held up.

795
00:44:54,909 --> 00:44:57,129
So it has.

796
00:44:57,172 --> 00:45:03,265
And that little hamlet is where
I took you for our first date.

797
00:45:03,309 --> 00:45:05,572
Good memory, yeah.

798
00:45:05,615 --> 00:45:07,487
Great memory.

799
00:45:07,530 --> 00:45:09,663
You know, I forgot how much
you used to paint

800
00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:12,013
all this other stuff.

801
00:45:12,057 --> 00:45:18,324
Ice cream stands and
windmills and birds in flight.

802
00:45:18,367 --> 00:45:23,155
Now it's just Mount Mansfield
in every single painting.

803
00:45:25,070 --> 00:45:29,770
Hard not to hold on
to a dream or two.

804
00:45:34,383 --> 00:45:36,734
Why did you do it?

805
00:45:41,782 --> 00:45:46,613
I dropped out of college for
us, and I was really great.

806
00:45:46,656 --> 00:45:50,660
And then I realized that "us"
was really-- really you.

807
00:45:50,704 --> 00:45:52,227
And you got famous,

808
00:45:52,271 --> 00:45:56,797
and then you started to treat me
like everybody else.

809
00:45:56,841 --> 00:45:59,844
I mean, not bad. Never bad.

810
00:45:59,887 --> 00:46:05,371
Just... not special.

811
00:46:05,414 --> 00:46:11,681
And then someone else paid
so much attention to me.

812
00:46:11,725 --> 00:46:13,509
And I made a mistake.

813
00:47:04,430 --> 00:47:09,783
I couldn't live with myself,
so I told you.

814
00:47:09,827 --> 00:47:12,133
Just begged you to forgive me.

815
00:47:15,615 --> 00:47:19,662
Then like, a minute later,
you were having sex with Wendy.

816
00:47:23,666 --> 00:47:26,321
I just spent the rest of my life
watching you make everybody else

817
00:47:26,365 --> 00:47:28,889
in my life
fall in love with you.

818
00:47:31,892 --> 00:47:34,112
I just...

819
00:47:34,155 --> 00:47:35,548
I wish I would have known

820
00:47:35,591 --> 00:47:37,898
what I should have
done differently.

821
00:47:40,901 --> 00:47:42,424
Me, too.

822
00:47:46,211 --> 00:47:47,777
Guess who gets to watch

823
00:47:47,821 --> 00:47:52,304
Seasons 2 through 8
of "Paint With Carl Nargle"?

824
00:47:52,347 --> 00:47:55,481
Sounds like a dream come true.

825
00:47:55,524 --> 00:48:00,007
There's a lot of--
a lot of good stuff in there.

826
00:48:06,796 --> 00:48:08,494
Did I do something wrong?

827
00:48:10,583 --> 00:48:12,672
You did not.

828
00:48:21,724 --> 00:48:23,378
Oh, hey. Grab a seat.

829
00:48:23,422 --> 00:48:26,381
I have some exciting news
I want to talk to you about.

830
00:48:26,425 --> 00:48:29,732
Always nice
to hear exciting news.

831
00:48:29,776 --> 00:48:31,909
Ready?

832
00:48:31,952 --> 00:48:33,867
I have found you
an incredible job.

833
00:48:33,911 --> 00:48:35,216
What?

834
00:48:35,260 --> 00:48:37,001
Teaching at
the University of Vermont,

835
00:48:37,044 --> 00:48:40,613
where you will be passing
along your incredible skills

836
00:48:40,656 --> 00:48:43,703
to students
from around the world.

837
00:48:43,746 --> 00:48:45,009
I love the idea of giving back.

838
00:48:45,052 --> 00:48:47,925
I mean,
that is a big honor, right?

839
00:48:47,968 --> 00:48:50,971
I just think with my work here,
I'm not going to have the time.

840
00:48:51,015 --> 00:48:53,887
Exactly.

841
00:48:53,931 --> 00:48:57,064
Carl, our revenues is way down

842
00:48:57,108 --> 00:48:59,675
and you're making
$46,000 a year.

843
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:03,201
Now, UVM will give you
a $4,000 raise.

844
00:49:03,244 --> 00:49:05,072
And here's the best part.

845
00:49:05,116 --> 00:49:08,032
We have 22 years of reruns
of your show.

846
00:49:08,075 --> 00:49:10,904
People will
never even know you left.

847
00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:12,384
It's the best of both worlds.

848
00:49:12,427 --> 00:49:15,256
So I'll host "Paint,"
teach at UVM.

849
00:49:15,300 --> 00:49:17,998
22 years of reruns
you're going to be showing.

850
00:49:18,042 --> 00:49:21,175
You're turning ol' Carl Nargle
into a workhorse.

851
00:49:21,219 --> 00:49:22,829
A damn Clydesdale.

852
00:49:22,872 --> 00:49:24,570
Except here's the thing.

853
00:49:24,613 --> 00:49:27,399
Ambrosia will create the new
shows that'll bring in the kids.

854
00:49:27,442 --> 00:49:32,404
Your reruns will be there
for our core 65-plus audience.

855
00:49:32,447 --> 00:49:37,322
You don't have to host a new
episode of "Paint" ever again.

856
00:49:41,108 --> 00:49:42,675
But I want to keep painting.

857
00:49:42,718 --> 00:49:45,678
You will, at UVM.

858
00:49:45,721 --> 00:49:48,420
50 students a day watching you.

859
00:49:48,463 --> 00:49:53,903
That's a 400% bump in
the 18-to-25 demo for you.

860
00:49:53,947 --> 00:49:55,470
Yeah.

861
00:49:55,514 --> 00:50:00,823
I just got a couple
of things for you to sign

862
00:50:00,867 --> 00:50:02,738
saying-- here you go.

863
00:50:02,782 --> 00:50:04,740
Right here.

864
00:50:04,784 --> 00:50:06,394
Saying we didn't--
Go ahead.

865
00:50:06,438 --> 00:50:10,659
We didn't fire you
because you're old.

866
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:15,403
Good. That's very good.

867
00:50:15,447 --> 00:50:18,363
Thank you, Carl.
That's all I got.

868
00:50:18,406 --> 00:50:20,104
I'll see you.

869
00:50:20,147 --> 00:50:22,671
Sure.

870
00:50:43,518 --> 00:50:45,259
Carl.

871
00:50:47,348 --> 00:50:49,481
Hey, Carl.

872
00:50:49,524 --> 00:50:51,222
I just...

873
00:50:53,137 --> 00:50:57,576
I wanted to say thank you,
you know, for paving the way.

874
00:50:59,795 --> 00:51:03,364
I had that plate for 30 years.

875
00:51:03,408 --> 00:51:06,933
Yeah, no, I used
to see you parked at Lums.

876
00:51:06,976 --> 00:51:08,500
"Home of the lumber."

877
00:51:08,543 --> 00:51:12,373
You added an E
to the Mona Lisa.

878
00:51:12,417 --> 00:51:13,809
But here's the deal.

879
00:51:13,853 --> 00:51:18,118
No one's waiting in line
to see the Mona E. Lisa,

880
00:51:18,162 --> 00:51:20,338
because that's
a really dumb name.

881
00:51:20,381 --> 00:51:22,340
Not very original.

882
00:51:22,383 --> 00:51:26,344
You never tried to get
P-A-I-N-T-E-R?

883
00:51:26,387 --> 00:51:28,085
No, I didn't.

884
00:51:28,128 --> 00:51:30,652
And a real artist would
never Etch-a-Sketch a dinosaur

885
00:51:30,696 --> 00:51:33,090
and then give it to someone,
because that's really dumb, too.

886
00:51:33,133 --> 00:51:35,527
Carl, you used
your brush to seduce

887
00:51:35,570 --> 00:51:37,920
and destroy people
who loved you.

888
00:51:37,964 --> 00:51:42,534
No, I opened their car doors,
picked up every check,

889
00:51:42,577 --> 00:51:44,536
and always carried
the big suitcases.

890
00:51:44,579 --> 00:51:46,407
Did you ever try
treating them as equals?

891
00:51:46,451 --> 00:51:48,322
No.
I treated them better than me.

892
00:51:48,366 --> 00:51:49,367
It's called being a gentleman.

893
00:51:49,410 --> 00:51:50,716
Until you moved on to the next.

894
00:51:50,759 --> 00:51:52,239
Because your girlfriend
made a mistake.

895
00:51:52,283 --> 00:51:54,285
<i>You're</i> a mistake.

896
00:51:58,071 --> 00:52:00,378
You're lucky I'm an artist
instead of a woman

897
00:52:00,421 --> 00:52:02,989
who says really mean
things to other women,

898
00:52:03,032 --> 00:52:05,165
'cause I would have plenty
to say to you.

899
00:52:05,209 --> 00:52:07,428
<i>Plenty.</i>

900
00:52:07,472 --> 00:52:09,865
You <i>were</i> an artist.

901
00:52:20,572 --> 00:52:22,400
Carl's the reason
I started working here.

902
00:52:22,443 --> 00:52:25,403
Him, and because Quiznos
wasn't hiring.

903
00:52:25,446 --> 00:52:27,448
The place has great hours.

904
00:52:27,492 --> 00:52:30,451
- He is such a turd.
- Come on.

905
00:52:30,495 --> 00:52:33,367
You couldn't afford
to pay his salary

906
00:52:33,411 --> 00:52:35,108
and keep the station going.

907
00:52:35,152 --> 00:52:37,197
Yeah.

908
00:52:37,241 --> 00:52:41,810
Sometimes you just have
no choice but to move on.

909
00:52:51,864 --> 00:52:58,305
♪ You fill up my senses

910
00:52:58,349 --> 00:52:59,785
If it were up to me,
you'd never

911
00:52:59,828 --> 00:53:01,961
leave the back of this van.

912
00:53:02,004 --> 00:53:04,181
God, that sounds like heaven.

913
00:53:07,271 --> 00:53:09,273
♪ Like a walk in the rain

914
00:53:09,316 --> 00:53:11,623
What are you doing?

915
00:53:11,666 --> 00:53:14,495
Just committing every inch
of you to memory

916
00:53:14,539 --> 00:53:17,194
so I can relive this moment

917
00:53:17,237 --> 00:53:21,154
every moment
for the rest of my life.

918
00:53:21,198 --> 00:53:23,287
The way you look, the way you...

919
00:53:23,330 --> 00:53:27,987
Even the texture of
this arm rest,

920
00:53:28,030 --> 00:53:31,338
the hum of the space heater.

921
00:53:31,382 --> 00:53:33,862
Do you smell that?

922
00:53:33,906 --> 00:53:35,821
- No.
- Transmission fluid,

923
00:53:35,864 --> 00:53:38,867
and there isn't much of it.

924
00:53:38,911 --> 00:53:41,653
She runs pretty clean.

925
00:53:41,696 --> 00:53:44,395
I just--
I know I'm always gonna

926
00:53:44,438 --> 00:53:48,660
remember how I feel right now,
because I just...

927
00:53:48,703 --> 00:53:51,706
I just always want
to feel this way.

928
00:53:51,750 --> 00:53:56,624
I'm ready to feel
how you feel right now.

929
00:54:03,849 --> 00:54:05,938
- Mm.
- That's the arm rest.

930
00:54:05,981 --> 00:54:07,679
- What?
- That's the--

931
00:54:07,722 --> 00:54:09,942
That's the arm rest.

932
00:54:12,901 --> 00:54:14,860
That's it. That's me.

933
00:54:14,903 --> 00:54:16,992
Oh, that's all me.

934
00:54:20,953 --> 00:54:24,173
I have to ask you something
that's really hard to ask.

935
00:54:24,217 --> 00:54:25,784
Hello.

936
00:54:25,827 --> 00:54:29,266
Why didn't you
just paint the portrait?

937
00:54:29,309 --> 00:54:34,140
You could just paint one amazing
portrait and blow Ambrosia away.

938
00:54:34,183 --> 00:54:36,055
- It's stupid.
- Decided I was going to ask you

939
00:54:36,098 --> 00:54:38,362
to drive me home if you
weren't going to answer me.

940
00:54:38,405 --> 00:54:42,322
Okay.

941
00:54:42,366 --> 00:54:45,238
19 years ago,
Dr. Bradford Lenihan

942
00:54:45,282 --> 00:54:47,806
said the
Burlington Museum of Art

943
00:54:47,849 --> 00:54:51,505
lacked a painting of Vermont's
highest peak, Mount Mansfield,

944
00:54:51,549 --> 00:54:56,423
and I really, really wanted
a painting in that museum.

945
00:55:06,868 --> 00:55:08,609
And?

946
00:55:08,653 --> 00:55:15,050
So I started painting it,
in case he was watching.

947
00:55:15,094 --> 00:55:16,835
Let me guess.

948
00:55:16,878 --> 00:55:20,839
Dr. Bradford Lenihan didn't
like the way you painted it?

949
00:55:20,882 --> 00:55:23,929
Well, it's--
it's more complicated.

950
00:55:23,972 --> 00:55:25,365
Well, then I should go

951
00:55:25,409 --> 00:55:27,062
if you don't think
I'll understand anything.

952
00:55:27,106 --> 00:55:29,326
I don't know. I don't know.

953
00:55:29,369 --> 00:55:30,762
What do you mean,
you don't know?

954
00:55:30,805 --> 00:55:33,895
I--I don't...

955
00:55:35,114 --> 00:55:38,770
I don't know if he ever
watched the show.

956
00:55:38,813 --> 00:55:43,165
You never thought to call him

957
00:55:43,209 --> 00:55:45,603
or to walk one of your
thousands of paintings

958
00:55:45,646 --> 00:55:49,389
down to him
over the last 19 years?

959
00:55:49,433 --> 00:55:51,609
What if he said no?

960
00:55:57,484 --> 00:55:59,747
A real artist
follows his heart,

961
00:55:59,791 --> 00:56:02,837
no matter what the price.

962
00:56:02,881 --> 00:56:04,622
You spent your whole life
playing it safe,

963
00:56:04,665 --> 00:56:08,887
and now you've lost everything.

964
00:56:08,930 --> 00:56:10,323
<i>Everything.</i>

965
00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:11,890
And I have
another question for you.

966
00:56:13,718 --> 00:56:15,328
How come we never have sex?
People tell me I'm attractive.

967
00:56:15,372 --> 00:56:18,592
You're very attractive.
Will you just come inside?

968
00:56:22,770 --> 00:56:25,164
The beautiful part is
we're moving on together,

969
00:56:25,207 --> 00:56:27,166
and once I began teaching...

970
00:56:29,690 --> 00:56:31,736
The only reason you care
about me now is because

971
00:56:31,779 --> 00:56:34,652
I'm the one thing you have left.

972
00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:43,008
My Uber is here.

973
00:56:43,051 --> 00:56:47,578
I don't know what that is.

974
00:56:47,621 --> 00:56:50,450
It's goodbye.

975
00:57:02,810 --> 00:57:06,074
I'm Carl Nargle, and I'm going
to be your professor.

976
00:57:09,513 --> 00:57:11,166
Thank you.

977
00:57:11,210 --> 00:57:14,039
Listen, our goal
this semester is pretty simple.

978
00:57:14,082 --> 00:57:17,216
I want to help you get
what's in here

979
00:57:17,259 --> 00:57:18,913
and just splash it on to there.

980
00:57:18,957 --> 00:57:21,742
Don't worry.
It's not rocket science.

981
00:57:21,786 --> 00:57:23,352
It's harder.

982
00:57:25,180 --> 00:57:28,096
Is it true that Ambrosia's
teaching this class with you?

983
00:57:28,140 --> 00:57:31,230
Well, I mean, she may stop
by one of these days.

984
00:57:31,273 --> 00:57:32,971
You never know
who's going to join us

985
00:57:33,014 --> 00:57:35,495
or where we might be going.

986
00:57:35,539 --> 00:57:38,237
So let's get there.

987
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:41,022
Sorry if that came out wrong.

988
00:57:41,066 --> 00:57:42,415
Um...

989
00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:45,810
we still want to see you, too.

990
00:57:45,853 --> 00:57:48,203
Thanks.
Well, should we get started?

991
00:57:48,247 --> 00:57:52,120
Because this canvas
ain't going to paint itself.

992
00:57:52,164 --> 00:57:56,951
But it would be great to know
when she was coming,

993
00:57:56,995 --> 00:57:59,519
just so we could make sure
to be in class.

994
00:58:01,739 --> 00:58:03,305
Hey, can I ask you something?

995
00:58:03,349 --> 00:58:05,482
If you were dating somebody,
like, really young

996
00:58:05,525 --> 00:58:08,876
and really beautiful...

997
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:10,748
...why wouldn't you
have sex with them?

998
00:58:10,791 --> 00:58:13,446
I was hoping you'd talk to me
about Ambrosia.

999
00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:15,404
It's such a mystery.

1000
00:58:15,448 --> 00:58:18,843
No, actually, it's not...

1001
00:58:18,886 --> 00:58:22,194
I brought Carl his painting
last night, and...

1002
00:58:22,237 --> 00:58:25,545
I imagine having sex with her
is like riding a bike,

1003
00:58:25,589 --> 00:58:28,069
except instead of pedaling,

1004
00:58:28,113 --> 00:58:33,597
you just kind of move
back and forth on the seat.

1005
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:38,123
I've ridden that kind of bike,
and I love bikes.

1006
00:58:39,733 --> 00:58:43,694
I have to be somewhere else...

1007
00:58:43,737 --> 00:58:45,130
now.

1008
00:58:48,786 --> 00:58:50,875
Hi.

1009
00:58:50,918 --> 00:58:53,051
Hey.

1010
00:58:58,404 --> 00:59:01,929
You went to Carl's house
last night?

1011
00:59:04,105 --> 00:59:07,152
He treated you like crap.

1012
00:59:07,195 --> 00:59:09,807
And I cheated on him.

1013
00:59:09,850 --> 00:59:16,422
Do you love him?

1014
00:59:16,465 --> 00:59:18,424
I just...

1015
00:59:18,467 --> 00:59:21,035
I feel like I just wasted
my whole life

1016
00:59:21,079 --> 00:59:23,211
not loving someone else.

1017
00:59:31,611 --> 00:59:34,701
I kind of set you up to say no.

1018
00:59:34,745 --> 00:59:38,444
I love you.

1019
00:59:42,927 --> 00:59:44,537
<i>What's this?</i>

1020
00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:47,366
<i>Why, it's Mount Mansfield.</i>

1021
00:59:47,409 --> 00:59:52,937
This, another Mount Mansfield.

1022
00:59:56,331 --> 01:00:00,074
<i>Sorry, just give me one minute
and I will paint you</i>

1023
01:00:00,118 --> 01:00:04,296
<i>the best Mount Mansfield
that you have ever seen.</i>

1024
01:00:04,339 --> 01:00:06,515
What a show-off.

1025
01:00:08,866 --> 01:00:11,651
Oh, no.

1026
01:00:16,787 --> 01:00:19,267
It's so good.

1027
01:00:27,493 --> 01:00:30,670
♪ If you could read
my mind, love ♪

1028
01:00:30,714 --> 01:00:34,674
♪ What a tale
my thoughts could tell ♪

1029
01:00:34,718 --> 01:00:38,678
♪ Just like an old-time movie

1030
01:00:38,722 --> 01:00:42,116
♪ About a ghost
from a wishing well ♪

1031
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:44,902
♪ In a castle dark

1032
01:00:44,945 --> 01:00:51,082
♪ Or a fortress strong
with chains upon my feet ♪

1033
01:00:51,125 --> 01:00:54,694
♪ You know that ghost is me

1034
01:00:54,738 --> 01:00:58,916
♪ And I will never be set free

1035
01:00:58,959 --> 01:01:04,008
♪ As long as I'm a ghost
you can't see ♪

1036
01:01:07,838 --> 01:01:11,537
♪ If I could read
your mind, love ♪

1037
01:01:11,580 --> 01:01:13,539
♪ What a tale your thoughts
could tell ♪

1038
01:01:29,294 --> 01:01:32,427
♪ The hero would be me

1039
01:01:32,471 --> 01:01:35,213
♪ But heroes often fail

1040
01:01:36,997 --> 01:01:39,957
♪ And you won't read
that book again ♪

1041
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:46,006
♪ Because the ending's
just too hard to take ♪

1042
01:01:53,144 --> 01:01:55,146
What's this one?

1043
01:02:01,108 --> 01:02:04,546
Mount Mansfield,

1044
01:02:04,590 --> 01:02:06,331
at night.

1045
01:02:09,290 --> 01:02:11,597
How's everything going, Carl?

1046
01:02:24,131 --> 01:02:26,046
Awesome.

1047
01:02:31,660 --> 01:02:36,491
Carl,
the faculty's been talking.

1048
01:02:36,535 --> 01:02:40,713
We think what makes
the most sense is to go ahead

1049
01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:44,021
and pay you
for the rest of the semester

1050
01:02:44,064 --> 01:02:47,851
and end your class today.

1051
01:02:47,894 --> 01:02:51,463
We've already spoken
with your remaining students,

1052
01:02:51,506 --> 01:02:55,641
and they're okay with it.

1053
01:02:55,684 --> 01:02:57,382
Both of them.

1054
01:03:02,256 --> 01:03:05,694
<i>This is "Paint with Ambrosia."</i>

1055
01:03:05,738 --> 01:03:07,392
<i>ROYGBIV.</i>

1056
01:03:07,435 --> 01:03:10,395
<i>You know, when I was a kid,</i>

1057
01:03:10,438 --> 01:03:13,877
<i>my parents told me that
that was who lived in rainbows.</i>

1058
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:15,617
<i>Today, I know better.</i>

1059
01:03:15,661 --> 01:03:18,707
<i>Because there are no rainbows.
</i>

1060
01:03:18,751 --> 01:03:21,232
What if ratings go down?

1061
01:03:21,275 --> 01:03:25,018
Tony, it is time for me to go.

1062
01:03:27,804 --> 01:03:29,588
Booth.

1063
01:03:29,631 --> 01:03:31,808
- Hey, Tony, it's Carl.
- Carl!

1064
01:03:31,851 --> 01:03:34,375
Tony, what happened to my show?

1065
01:03:36,203 --> 01:03:39,859
PBS can no longer show people
using tobacco.

1066
01:03:39,903 --> 01:03:41,121
What?

1067
01:03:41,165 --> 01:03:42,862
You smoked a pipe
in every episode.

1068
01:03:42,906 --> 01:03:46,300
We can't air
"Paint With Carl Nargle."

1069
01:03:46,344 --> 01:03:47,911
Not even a rerun.

1070
01:03:54,004 --> 01:03:55,701
Tony, I've got another call.

1071
01:03:55,744 --> 01:03:58,138
That's when you get
call waiting.

1072
01:05:17,478 --> 01:05:18,958
Excuse me, Dr. Lenihan?

1073
01:05:19,002 --> 01:05:20,525
Hello.

1074
01:05:20,568 --> 01:05:22,831
- Mr. Carl Nargle.
- Yeah.

1075
01:05:22,875 --> 01:05:24,311
To what do I owe the honor

1076
01:05:24,355 --> 01:05:27,793
of a visit from a living
Vermont state treasure?

1077
01:05:27,836 --> 01:05:28,968
Well, I don't know
if you heard,

1078
01:05:29,012 --> 01:05:31,057
but I recently retired.

1079
01:05:31,101 --> 01:05:32,929
It was in the paper.

1080
01:05:32,972 --> 01:05:40,284
Yeah, which means I have 4,274
paintings that could use a home.

1081
01:05:40,327 --> 01:05:43,461
They're mostly
of Mount Mansfield.

1082
01:05:43,504 --> 01:05:46,725
I don't know
if that would interest you.

1083
01:05:46,768 --> 01:05:50,163
We are always looking to
display the work of a master

1084
01:05:50,207 --> 01:05:52,383
here at the
Burlington Museum of Art.

1085
01:05:52,426 --> 01:05:53,993
Great.

1086
01:05:54,037 --> 01:05:57,475
Someone appreciated for
their impact on the world of art

1087
01:05:57,518 --> 01:06:00,173
or representing something
unique to Vermont.

1088
01:06:00,217 --> 01:06:02,697
Yes. Wonderful.

1089
01:06:02,741 --> 01:06:06,005
Sadly, we just had
the walls painted,

1090
01:06:06,049 --> 01:06:07,789
and that's something
we're showing off, too.

1091
01:06:07,833 --> 01:06:12,490
You know, the beauty
of the museum itself.

1092
01:06:12,533 --> 01:06:16,015
- Might I offer a suggestion?
- Sure.

1093
01:06:16,059 --> 01:06:20,977
Have you considered
donating them to a Motel 6?

1094
01:06:21,020 --> 01:06:22,891
Or perhaps a Red Roof Inn?

1095
01:06:22,935 --> 01:06:25,677
Your paintings have such warmth,

1096
01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:30,682
and that could really appeal
to a weary traveler on a budget.

1097
01:06:30,725 --> 01:06:33,772
At the very least, it would
save you quite a bit on storage.

1098
01:06:33,815 --> 01:06:37,036
Yeah, I--I have my own barn,
so that's not--

1099
01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:41,171
Anyway, uh, thank you so much
for your time.

1100
01:06:41,214 --> 01:06:42,868
Dr. Lenihan,

1101
01:06:42,911 --> 01:06:46,437
you have a magnificent museum.

1102
01:06:48,526 --> 01:06:52,834
- Carl?
- Yeah.

1103
01:06:52,878 --> 01:06:55,185
Can I ask you a question?

1104
01:06:55,228 --> 01:06:56,838
Yeah.

1105
01:06:58,927 --> 01:07:01,452
What's the image tucked away
in your brain

1106
01:07:01,495 --> 01:07:03,454
that makes your heart ache

1107
01:07:03,497 --> 01:07:07,675
and your soul feel like
it's going to burst?

1108
01:07:07,719 --> 01:07:09,721
Uh...

1109
01:07:09,764 --> 01:07:12,419
Mount Mansfield, I presume?

1110
01:07:16,380 --> 01:07:20,384
Whatever that thing is,
those are the paintings

1111
01:07:20,427 --> 01:07:22,777
that keep us from
staring at blank walls

1112
01:07:22,821 --> 01:07:25,650
here at the
Burlington Museum of Art.

1113
01:07:27,782 --> 01:07:29,741
Well, thank you for stopping by.

1114
01:07:29,784 --> 01:07:32,831
Always great to see
a Vermont legend in the flesh.

1115
01:07:38,619 --> 01:07:43,276
♪ Back through the years
I go wandering once again ♪

1116
01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:44,669
That's really good.

1117
01:07:44,712 --> 01:07:49,065
♪ Back to
the seasons of my youth ♪

1118
01:07:49,108 --> 01:07:55,027
♪ I recall a box of rags
that someone gave us ♪

1119
01:07:55,071 --> 01:08:00,250
♪ And how my mama
put the rags to use ♪

1120
01:08:00,293 --> 01:08:03,601
♪ There were rags
of many colors ♪

1121
01:08:03,644 --> 01:08:06,473
♪ And every piece was small

1122
01:08:06,517 --> 01:08:08,867
♪ And I didn't have a coat

1123
01:08:08,910 --> 01:08:11,957
♪ And it was way down
in the fall ♪

1124
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:14,481
♪ Mama sewed the rags together

1125
01:08:14,525 --> 01:08:17,136
♪ Sewing every piece with love

1126
01:08:17,180 --> 01:08:20,008
♪ She made my coat
of many colors ♪

1127
01:08:20,052 --> 01:08:24,535
Ahh!

1128
01:08:24,578 --> 01:08:27,451
♪ As she sewed,
she told a story ♪

1129
01:08:27,494 --> 01:08:29,931
♪ From the Bible she had read

1130
01:08:29,975 --> 01:08:34,197
♪ About a coat of many colors
Joseph wore ♪

1131
01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:36,373
♪ And then she said

1132
01:08:36,416 --> 01:08:41,160
♪ Perhaps this coat will bring
you good luck and happiness ♪

1133
01:08:41,204 --> 01:08:44,163
♪ And I just
couldn't wait to wear it ♪

1134
01:08:44,207 --> 01:08:47,166
♪ And Mama blessed it
with a kiss ♪

1135
01:08:50,996 --> 01:08:54,391
<i>What's the image
tucked away in your brain</i>

1136
01:08:54,434 --> 01:08:56,828
<i>that makes your heart ache</i>

1137
01:08:56,871 --> 01:09:01,093
<i>and your soul feel like
it's going to burst?</i>

1138
01:09:01,137 --> 01:09:06,577
♪ Although we had no money,
I was rich as I could be ♪

1139
01:09:06,620 --> 01:09:09,623
♪ In my coat of many colors
my mama made for me ♪

1140
01:09:09,667 --> 01:09:13,149
<i>What's the image
tucked away in your brain</i>

1141
01:09:13,192 --> 01:09:15,629
<i>that makes your heart ache</i>

1142
01:09:15,673 --> 01:09:18,589
<i>and your soul feel like
it's going to burst?</i>

1143
01:09:18,632 --> 01:09:19,851
♪ So with patches
on my britches ♪

1144
01:09:19,894 --> 01:09:22,375
♪ And holes in both my shoes

1145
01:09:22,419 --> 01:09:25,335
♪ In my coat of many colors

1146
01:09:25,378 --> 01:09:28,903
<i>What's the image
tucked away in your brain</i>

1147
01:09:28,947 --> 01:09:31,297
<i>that makes your heart ache</i>

1148
01:09:31,341 --> 01:09:34,213
<i>and your soul
feel like it's going to burst?</i>

1149
01:09:34,257 --> 01:09:40,088
♪ In my coat of many colors
my Mama made for me ♪

1150
01:09:46,007 --> 01:09:48,619
Katherine, I know this probably
isn't the best time,

1151
01:09:48,662 --> 01:09:52,362
but if I don't say this now,
I never will.

1152
01:09:52,405 --> 01:09:54,842
When we first met,

1153
01:09:54,886 --> 01:09:57,845
I painted out of love.

1154
01:09:57,889 --> 01:10:00,500
- My head got turned--
- Hey!

1155
01:10:00,544 --> 01:10:05,679
I was just on my way to the--
to the station.

1156
01:10:05,723 --> 01:10:08,726
Uh, how you-- how you been?

1157
01:10:08,769 --> 01:10:10,945
Some highs, some lows.

1158
01:10:10,989 --> 01:10:14,906
You know, I never--
I never got to say sorry

1159
01:10:14,949 --> 01:10:17,735
for painting Mount Mansfield.

1160
01:10:17,778 --> 01:10:19,650
It was all my fault.

1161
01:10:19,693 --> 01:10:22,261
Ambrosia, I just want to finish
what I was saying to Katherine.

1162
01:10:22,305 --> 01:10:24,089
Actually,
I--I do need to get going.

1163
01:10:24,132 --> 01:10:26,961
I'll be fast. Katherine...

1164
01:10:27,005 --> 01:10:31,139
as you know,
I'm better with pictures

1165
01:10:31,183 --> 01:10:32,880
than I am with words.

1166
01:10:32,924 --> 01:10:35,535
But if I could paint you one
in the form of an apology--

1167
01:10:35,579 --> 01:10:37,798
It's over.

1168
01:10:37,842 --> 01:10:39,452
Ambrosia, I thought we were
being nice to each other.

1169
01:10:39,496 --> 01:10:41,585
Now it just feels like
you're rubbing my nose in it.

1170
01:10:41,628 --> 01:10:43,456
No, I mean,

1171
01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:47,547
<i>we're</i> over.

1172
01:10:47,591 --> 01:10:53,553
She could never love me because
she never stopped loving you.

1173
01:10:56,034 --> 01:10:57,862
Hey, Carl.

1174
01:10:58,428 --> 01:11:01,561
Beverly?

1175
01:11:01,605 --> 01:11:03,607
I didn't see that coming.

1176
01:11:05,173 --> 01:11:09,526
Hold on. I'm coming.
I'm coming. Here we go.

1177
01:11:09,569 --> 01:11:11,179
Nice to see some old friends.

1178
01:11:11,223 --> 01:11:14,182
Yeah, well, we never got around
to throwing them out.

1179
01:11:14,226 --> 01:11:16,533
- There they are.
- Okay.

1180
01:11:16,576 --> 01:11:17,882
- And here.
- That's fine.

1181
01:11:17,925 --> 01:11:19,318
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!

1182
01:11:19,362 --> 01:11:21,755
We need this one to air.
Okay? Alright.

1183
01:11:21,799 --> 01:11:24,192
Let's roll the open
in three, two...

1184
01:11:24,236 --> 01:11:27,065
Hey, where's Ambrosia?

1185
01:11:27,108 --> 01:11:28,632
Well, she called
and told me to let Carl host.

1186
01:11:28,675 --> 01:11:30,111
I got something I have to say

1187
01:11:30,155 --> 01:11:32,766
and this
is my only way to say it.

1188
01:11:32,810 --> 01:11:36,161
And PBS, they need 2 new hours
of programing every day,

1189
01:11:36,204 --> 01:11:39,207
so we are airing "Paint
With Carl Nargle" in five...

1190
01:11:39,251 --> 01:11:41,819
Carl--
before you say or do anything,

1191
01:11:41,862 --> 01:11:44,343
you should know I'm the one
that got your show canceled.

1192
01:11:44,387 --> 01:11:46,476
Katherine, if you hadn't,

1193
01:11:46,519 --> 01:11:48,739
I wouldn't be here right now.

1194
01:11:52,873 --> 01:11:56,094
Hi, I'm Carl Nargle,
and this is "Paint."

1195
01:11:56,137 --> 01:11:58,705
I used to always say
you got to paint from the heart

1196
01:11:58,749 --> 01:12:01,926
to live from the heart
without doing either.

1197
01:12:01,969 --> 01:12:04,494
Which is why today,
I am starting with

1198
01:12:04,537 --> 01:12:07,584
Tangerine Orange 22.

1199
01:12:07,627 --> 01:12:13,241
Why Tangerine Orange 22?

1200
01:12:13,285 --> 01:12:15,722
Well...

1201
01:12:20,205 --> 01:12:23,687
Because we all have moments
in our lives,

1202
01:12:23,730 --> 01:12:28,474
moments we wish
we could go back to

1203
01:12:28,518 --> 01:12:31,869
and live in forever.

1204
01:12:31,912 --> 01:12:35,133
<i>Mine is in the back of my van</i>

1205
01:12:35,176 --> 01:12:41,052
<i>on a custom-made sofa bed</i>

1206
01:12:41,095 --> 01:12:43,663
<i>with a woman I barely knew.</i>

1207
01:12:43,707 --> 01:12:47,711
<i>Yo, it's Ambrosia. Why
aren't you watching my show?</i>

1208
01:12:47,754 --> 01:12:49,713
<i>Ah, just kidding.
You know what to do next--</i>

1209
01:12:49,756 --> 01:12:51,105
But you know what?

1210
01:12:51,149 --> 01:12:54,065
It's a perfect memory,

1211
01:12:54,108 --> 01:12:58,286
but what made it perfect
are the imperfections

1212
01:12:58,330 --> 01:13:00,332
- we shared together.
- PBS Burlington.

1213
01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:02,116
<i>I just want to say
it's great to have Carl back.</i>

1214
01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:03,683
Yes, it is great
to have Carl back.

1215
01:13:03,727 --> 01:13:06,425
Please hold. PBS Burlington.

1216
01:13:06,469 --> 01:13:08,427
<i>I'm no longer terrified
watching "Paint."</i>

1217
01:13:08,471 --> 01:13:10,081
I agree.

1218
01:13:10,124 --> 01:13:11,212
Carl's paintings are
less terrifying than Ambrosia's.

1219
01:13:11,256 --> 01:13:13,214
Please hold. PBS Burlington.

1220
01:13:13,258 --> 01:13:14,912
<i>- Carl stole my newspaper.</i>
- Yes.

1221
01:13:14,955 --> 01:13:16,914
We're aware that Carl
is stealing newspapers.

1222
01:13:16,957 --> 01:13:21,048
Please hold. PBS Burlington.

1223
01:13:21,092 --> 01:13:23,573
The smell of
transmission fluid,

1224
01:13:23,616 --> 01:13:25,488
though there wasn't much of it.

1225
01:13:25,531 --> 01:13:27,359
She runs pretty clean.

1226
01:13:27,403 --> 01:13:29,883
Ambrosia?

1227
01:13:29,927 --> 01:13:31,537
<i>Uh, no. Sorry.</i>

1228
01:13:31,581 --> 01:13:33,757
- <i>Katherine?</i>
- Oh.

1229
01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:36,107
<i>- It's Brian Hoffman.</i>
- Yes. H--Hi.

1230
01:13:36,150 --> 01:13:37,804
<i>From PBS Sullivan.</i>

1231
01:13:37,848 --> 01:13:39,632
Yes. Hi, Brian. How are you?

1232
01:13:39,676 --> 01:13:44,855
I--I'm just packing up
all my stuff here

1233
01:13:44,898 --> 01:13:47,074
and really looking forward
to Monday.

1234
01:13:47,118 --> 01:13:48,598
<i>We are, too. Uh...</i>

1235
01:13:48,641 --> 01:13:52,079
<i>But we went back
and looked at your resume.</i>

1236
01:13:52,123 --> 01:13:55,735
<i>Do you not have
a college degree?</i>

1237
01:13:57,258 --> 01:13:59,565
Because the truth is,
if you spend all your time

1238
01:13:59,609 --> 01:14:04,962
trying to paint
the perfect picture,

1239
01:14:05,005 --> 01:14:10,533
<i>you're just gonna miss
the best parts of life.</i>

1240
01:14:10,576 --> 01:14:15,755
<i>I know I did.</i>

1241
01:14:15,799 --> 01:14:18,454
Thanks for finally going to

1242
01:14:18,497 --> 01:14:24,503
a special place with me,
Carl Nargle.

1243
01:14:24,547 --> 01:14:26,723
Great, great, great.
You can have the show back.

1244
01:14:26,766 --> 01:14:28,072
Anything you want,
you just have to keep painting.

1245
01:14:28,115 --> 01:14:29,421
No, no. That's it.

1246
01:14:29,465 --> 01:14:30,814
I don't have anything
left to paint.

1247
01:14:30,857 --> 01:14:31,945
- Carl--
- Thanks, Tony.

1248
01:14:31,989 --> 01:14:34,905
- Goodbye. Thanks.
- Carl, Carl.

1249
01:14:34,948 --> 01:14:38,996
I'll fire Ambrosia
if you just come back!

1250
01:14:39,039 --> 01:14:41,477
Which is a joke I like to say...

1251
01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:42,869
...all the time.

1252
01:14:42,913 --> 01:14:44,567
But it's not true.

1253
01:14:44,610 --> 01:14:46,569
Hey, everybody, here's
the star of "Paint."

1254
01:14:46,612 --> 01:14:49,876
It's Ambrosia.

1255
01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:53,184
It's--

1256
01:14:53,227 --> 01:14:55,839
Hi.

1257
01:14:55,882 --> 01:14:57,754
I'm Tony.

1258
01:14:57,797 --> 01:15:01,801
I'm going to show you
a whole new way to paint

1259
01:15:01,845 --> 01:15:05,544
for the next...
1 hour and 31 minutes.

1260
01:15:05,588 --> 01:15:10,941
<i>Let's-- Let's just have some
people looking at the bears.</i>

1261
01:15:10,984 --> 01:15:13,073
<i>Well, we never did the bear...</i>

1262
01:15:13,117 --> 01:15:16,250
<i>The bears, of course, are
no color that I have here,</i>

1263
01:15:16,294 --> 01:15:17,687
<i>so I'll do it with--</i>

1264
01:15:17,730 --> 01:15:20,516
Paint from the heart,
live from the heart.

1265
01:15:20,559 --> 01:15:21,865
She took my advice.

1266
01:15:21,908 --> 01:15:23,475
<i>How's everybody
doing out there?</i>

1267
01:15:23,519 --> 01:15:27,479
You should probably
look at this.

1268
01:15:27,523 --> 01:15:29,481
<i>There, and that is--</i>

1269
01:15:32,136 --> 01:15:33,398
You okay?

1270
01:15:33,441 --> 01:15:35,879
What's going on?

1271
01:15:37,489 --> 01:15:39,622
Can I get a number four?

1272
01:15:39,665 --> 01:15:41,885
What?

1273
01:15:41,928 --> 01:15:44,104
Number four on the chart.

1274
01:15:45,715 --> 01:15:49,501
I put that up in 1979
because it came with the shaver.

1275
01:15:49,545 --> 01:15:53,723
I had no idea what a number 12
was until you picked it.

1276
01:15:53,766 --> 01:15:56,769
Or what a number four is now.

1277
01:15:56,813 --> 01:15:59,337
Neither do I.

1278
01:15:59,380 --> 01:16:02,166
But I want it.

1279
01:16:08,433 --> 01:16:11,044
♪ Whole lotta your love

1280
01:16:11,088 --> 01:16:13,743
♪ Baby, I need

1281
01:16:13,786 --> 01:16:16,267
♪ Whole lotta your love

1282
01:16:16,310 --> 01:16:20,358
♪ Ooh

1283
01:16:31,456 --> 01:16:32,936
Hi, I'm Carl Nargle.

1284
01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:38,898
I never thought I'd say this,
but you look better.

1285
01:16:38,942 --> 01:16:41,248
Somehow, you did it.

1286
01:16:43,337 --> 01:16:45,731
You're always in
my corner, Sid.

1287
01:16:45,775 --> 01:16:47,298
Thanks.

1288
01:16:47,341 --> 01:16:49,387
Ruben, what do I owe you?

1289
01:16:49,430 --> 01:16:53,783
This one's on the house.

1290
01:16:53,826 --> 01:16:55,480
Can I have it?

1291
01:16:55,523 --> 01:16:57,047
- What?
- My hair.

1292
01:16:57,090 --> 01:16:59,832
Well, I'm going to have to
charge you for that.

1293
01:17:01,355 --> 01:17:04,750
I'm kidding.
Of course you can have it.

1294
01:17:09,059 --> 01:17:11,017
Hold on.

1295
01:17:13,454 --> 01:17:16,980
You need something
to take the edge off.

1296
01:17:17,023 --> 01:17:18,285
No.

1297
01:17:18,329 --> 01:17:20,331
Painting's always been my high.

1298
01:17:20,374 --> 01:17:23,987
But it's medical marijuana,
and you need some medicine.

1299
01:17:27,512 --> 01:17:31,037
And here's some gummies,
in case you need a boost.

1300
01:17:33,474 --> 01:17:37,696
Forward, Carl.
Keep moving forward.

1301
01:17:37,740 --> 01:17:40,003
Always, Sid.

1302
01:17:40,046 --> 01:17:41,613
<i>You spend your whole
life worrying</i>

1303
01:17:41,657 --> 01:17:43,702
<i>about the tallest peaks,</i>

1304
01:17:43,746 --> 01:17:47,619
<i>the biggest successes,
the legacy you'll leave behind.</i>

1305
01:17:47,663 --> 01:17:52,058
<i>At a certain point, you
realize it's all meaningless</i>

1306
01:17:52,102 --> 01:17:54,278
<i>without a special someone
by your side.</i>

1307
01:17:54,321 --> 01:17:55,758
Why are you still here?

1308
01:17:55,801 --> 01:17:59,762
♪ I know it's over

1309
01:17:59,805 --> 01:18:02,721
♪ But life goes on

1310
01:18:02,765 --> 01:18:11,121
♪ And this old world
will keep on turning ♪

1311
01:18:11,164 --> 01:18:17,344
♪ Let's just be glad
we had some time ♪

1312
01:18:17,388 --> 01:18:22,393
♪ To spend together

1313
01:18:22,436 --> 01:18:27,354
♪ There's no need to
watch the bridges ♪

1314
01:18:27,398 --> 01:18:32,969
♪ That we're burning

1315
01:18:33,012 --> 01:18:38,670
♪ Lay your head

1316
01:18:38,714 --> 01:18:44,807
♪ Upon my pillow

1317
01:18:44,850 --> 01:18:51,857
♪ Hold your
warm and tender body ♪

1318
01:18:56,296 --> 01:18:58,472
Carl?

1319
01:19:00,997 --> 01:19:02,520
Carl?

1320
01:19:02,563 --> 01:19:06,959
Carl? Carl!

1321
01:19:07,003 --> 01:19:09,875
Burlington Museum of Art said
they wanted a painting

1322
01:19:09,919 --> 01:19:11,181
of Mount Mansfield.

1323
01:19:11,224 --> 01:19:12,835
19 years,
and I never had the guts

1324
01:19:12,878 --> 01:19:14,227
to show them one of mine.

1325
01:19:14,271 --> 01:19:15,533
You want to know why?

1326
01:19:15,576 --> 01:19:17,143
Yeah, why don't you
tell me outside?

1327
01:19:17,187 --> 01:19:19,885
Because the love of my life,
stepped out on me

1328
01:19:19,929 --> 01:19:21,931
with a
Vermont Mountain Express stud.

1329
01:19:21,974 --> 01:19:25,586
I couldn't take the idea of not
being a real artist too.

1330
01:19:25,630 --> 01:19:27,327
Carl!

1331
01:19:27,371 --> 01:19:29,068
That doesn't make
you not a man.

1332
01:19:29,112 --> 01:19:31,636
- It means--
- You got chips?

1333
01:19:31,679 --> 01:19:34,726
It-- That doesn't mean
you're not a real man.

1334
01:19:34,770 --> 01:19:37,207
It means that <i>I made a mistake.</i>

1335
01:19:37,250 --> 01:19:38,686
No, not as many as me.

1336
01:19:38,730 --> 01:19:40,123
I mean, how many--

1337
01:19:40,166 --> 01:19:42,821
how many body parts
can one man autograph?

1338
01:19:42,865 --> 01:19:44,301
And I did drugs.

1339
01:19:44,344 --> 01:19:45,824
That's never the answer.

1340
01:19:45,868 --> 01:19:47,608
Come on, Carl, let's go.

1341
01:19:47,652 --> 01:19:49,132
You have chips,
or you don't have chips?

1342
01:19:49,175 --> 01:19:51,438
Do not have chips, Carl.
The barn's on fire.

1343
01:19:51,482 --> 01:19:52,918
- We've got to go.
- You risked your life for me!

1344
01:19:52,962 --> 01:19:54,224
I'm risking my life for you.

1345
01:19:54,267 --> 01:19:57,793
- So you are.
- Mm-hmm.

1346
01:19:57,836 --> 01:19:59,359
Goodbye, my love.

1347
01:19:59,403 --> 01:20:02,449
- Goodbye, my darling.
- Let's go. Come on.

1348
01:20:02,493 --> 01:20:06,192
Tough night for Mount Mansfield.

1349
01:20:06,236 --> 01:20:09,369
What drugs did you take, Carl?

1350
01:20:09,413 --> 01:20:10,980
The big M.

1351
01:20:11,023 --> 01:20:14,157
Marijuana, but I feel fine.

1352
01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:16,681
I do. I do.
Don't worry about me.

1353
01:20:16,724 --> 01:20:19,031
I just thought you'd be able to
handle it a little bit better,

1354
01:20:19,075 --> 01:20:20,728
given the amount
of denim that you wear.

1355
01:20:20,772 --> 01:20:22,556
I didn't--

1356
01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:25,342
Sid and Ruben
kind of pushed it on me.

1357
01:20:25,385 --> 01:20:27,997
I smoked it, and then I ate
all the gummy bears.

1358
01:20:28,040 --> 01:20:31,174
And I don't even like
gummy bears, but I feel fine.

1359
01:20:31,217 --> 01:20:32,610
It's just everything's on fire.

1360
01:20:32,653 --> 01:20:34,742
Carl, where is the painting
from today?

1361
01:20:34,786 --> 01:20:38,877
You ran through
the fire to save me, you nut.

1362
01:20:38,921 --> 01:20:43,012
- Is it in Vantastic?
- You're insane.

1363
01:20:43,055 --> 01:20:46,058
100% certifiable.

1364
01:20:46,102 --> 01:20:49,366
Katherine, you're crazy!

1365
01:20:49,409 --> 01:20:51,194
See if there are any chips
in the glove compartment!

1366
01:20:51,237 --> 01:20:53,500
Ahh! Shoot.

1367
01:20:53,544 --> 01:20:55,894
I'm crazy, too.

1368
01:20:55,938 --> 01:20:59,332
This is the real Carl
you're seeing tonight.

1369
01:20:59,376 --> 01:21:03,206
Okay, alright.

1370
01:21:03,249 --> 01:21:05,382
- Okay.
- That was fantastic.

1371
01:21:05,425 --> 01:21:08,907
It's on fire. We got to go.

1372
01:21:08,951 --> 01:21:12,911
Mount Mansfield? Come on!

1373
01:21:16,088 --> 01:21:17,742
Oh, perfect.

1374
01:21:23,052 --> 01:21:26,055
Go around!

1375
01:21:26,098 --> 01:21:27,926
Go around!

1376
01:21:42,027 --> 01:21:45,074
Carl...

1377
01:22:00,002 --> 01:22:04,441
<i>...the finest dairy products
in all of the Northeast</i> Kingdom.

1378
01:22:04,484 --> 01:22:07,444
<i>Make it Gerald
Milk and Cheese.</i>

1379
01:22:07,487 --> 01:22:10,795
<i>Meeting or exceeding your
milk and cheese needs</i>

1380
01:22:10,838 --> 01:22:12,797
<i>for 46 years--</i>

1381
01:22:12,840 --> 01:22:14,973
The fire is the lead story
in the news.

1382
01:22:15,017 --> 01:22:18,237
- CNN?
- Um, Local.

1383
01:22:20,544 --> 01:22:23,721
When do you leave?

1384
01:22:23,764 --> 01:22:27,551
Um, I don't.

1385
01:22:27,594 --> 01:22:29,161
They offered me
the assistant job

1386
01:22:29,205 --> 01:22:32,469
when they found out that
I don't have a college degree.

1387
01:22:32,512 --> 01:22:36,038
- You're not going to take it?
- Mnh-mnh.

1388
01:22:36,081 --> 01:22:37,691
I'm done settling.

1389
01:22:41,521 --> 01:22:43,132
Oh, hold on.

1390
01:22:43,175 --> 01:22:46,091
<i>Here's an update
on the Carl Nargle story.</i>

1391
01:22:46,135 --> 01:22:47,875
<i>An unnamed police source</i>

1392
01:22:47,919 --> 01:22:51,923
<i>has told Channel 31 Action News
that Carl Nargle's DNA,</i>

1393
01:22:51,967 --> 01:22:54,491
<i>specifically a large portion
of his hair,</i>

1394
01:22:54,534 --> 01:22:56,710
<i>was found in the ashes.</i>

1395
01:22:56,754 --> 01:22:58,582
<i>With all of
his paintings burned,</i>

1396
01:22:58,625 --> 01:23:00,627
<i>At least we will have his locks</i>

1397
01:23:00,671 --> 01:23:04,022
<i>to remember this
Vermont state treasure by.</i>

1398
01:23:04,066 --> 01:23:08,331
<i>And speaking of treasure,
every kid treasures presents,</i>

1399
01:23:08,374 --> 01:23:12,639
<i>and for six
lucky children present--</i>

1400
01:23:12,683 --> 01:23:15,991
Carl Nargle is dead.

1401
01:23:16,034 --> 01:23:18,428
So he is.

1402
01:23:26,914 --> 01:23:28,873
Good morning.

1403
01:23:37,708 --> 01:23:40,537
How many Nargles do you have?

1404
01:23:45,933 --> 01:23:48,110
I was originally hired
to do graphics.

1405
01:23:48,153 --> 01:23:50,590
But it's more than just
the article in the paper

1406
01:23:50,634 --> 01:23:54,072
where you ask if a reporter
wants to have sex with Carl

1407
01:23:54,116 --> 01:23:57,554
and you personally hosting
two live paintings shows

1408
01:23:57,597 --> 01:23:59,164
very poorly.

1409
01:23:59,208 --> 01:24:01,645
Oh, well,
our overhead's way down.

1410
01:24:01,688 --> 01:24:03,168
So many people quitting.

1411
01:24:03,212 --> 01:24:05,214
There's some positives there.
One sec.

1412
01:24:05,257 --> 01:24:07,912
PBS Burlington.

1413
01:24:07,955 --> 01:24:12,221
Anthony, Bradford Lenihan,
calling with my condolences

1414
01:24:12,264 --> 01:24:14,397
on the passing of Carl Nargle.

1415
01:24:14,440 --> 01:24:17,965
- Yeah, it's a tough day.
<i>- I'll be brief.</i>

1416
01:24:18,009 --> 01:24:22,709
I recently spoke with Carl
about showing at Burlington.

1417
01:24:22,753 --> 01:24:24,668
Everything was burned
in the fire.

1418
01:24:24,711 --> 01:24:29,934
Which means any surviving
Nargles would be quite valuable.

1419
01:24:32,154 --> 01:24:36,027
The Burlington Museum of Art
cannot be a complete collection

1420
01:24:36,071 --> 01:24:39,161
of Vermont Beaux-Arts
without at least one Nargle,

1421
01:24:39,204 --> 01:24:41,728
and we are willing
to pay for it.

1422
01:24:53,218 --> 01:24:55,046
<i>Please tell me you have one.</i>

1423
01:24:57,004 --> 01:24:59,006
He made Jenna rich.

1424
01:24:59,050 --> 01:25:02,271
- He made you all rich.
- Yeah.

1425
01:25:02,314 --> 01:25:06,188
Should we go inside?

1426
01:25:06,231 --> 01:25:08,233
Yeah.

1427
01:25:08,277 --> 01:25:10,583
Come on.

1428
01:25:10,627 --> 01:25:14,109
- I wish I was dead.
- It's gonna be okay.

1429
01:25:15,284 --> 01:25:18,765
I say inappropriate things
when I'm uncomfortable.

1430
01:25:18,809 --> 01:25:20,854
Hey, I'm Mandy,

1431
01:25:20,898 --> 01:25:24,510
- Ambrosia's mom.
- Oh, hi.

1432
01:25:24,554 --> 01:25:25,903
Aww.

1433
01:25:25,946 --> 01:25:29,820
- This is MeeMaw.
- Beverly Brown?

1434
01:25:29,863 --> 01:25:32,083
I went to school with
your MeeMaw.

1435
01:25:34,085 --> 01:25:35,826
And roll the graphic.

1436
01:25:37,741 --> 01:25:40,352
And take camera one.

1437
01:25:40,396 --> 01:25:45,618
Our final guest this afternoon
is the new host of "Paint."

1438
01:25:45,662 --> 01:25:48,665
Please welcome
to the show, Mary.

1439
01:25:48,708 --> 01:25:51,320
One of the hosts
of "Paint," Donald.

1440
01:25:51,363 --> 01:25:54,758
I'm happy to announce that
thanks to a sizable donation

1441
01:25:54,801 --> 01:25:58,762
from our new GM, Wendy,
and some technological wizardry

1442
01:25:58,805 --> 01:26:01,417
from our new
head of graphics, Tony,

1443
01:26:01,460 --> 01:26:04,071
PBS Burlington was able to
digitally remove

1444
01:26:04,115 --> 01:26:06,639
Carl Nargle's pipe
from his shows

1445
01:26:06,683 --> 01:26:10,687
so we can all watch him take us
to his special place forever.

1446
01:26:10,730 --> 01:26:13,559
And then roll the clip.

1447
01:26:42,675 --> 01:26:45,287
<i>Put anything in my stew,
'cause I'll eat it.</i>

1448
01:26:45,330 --> 01:26:47,245
<i>I love a good stew.</i>

1449
01:26:47,289 --> 01:26:51,858
<i>Feel free to draw me a letter
with your favorite stews.</i>

1450
01:26:51,902 --> 01:26:56,515
<i>Always nice to hear
from people back home.</i>

1451
01:26:58,125 --> 01:27:02,042
The wonders...

1452
01:27:02,086 --> 01:27:03,827
of technology.

1453
01:27:31,594 --> 01:27:35,250
Do you know what that's worth?

1454
01:27:35,293 --> 01:27:36,860
Yup.

1455
01:27:36,903 --> 01:27:40,298
- Okay.
- Yes, indeed.

1456
01:27:55,313 --> 01:27:59,186
Where do you think he is, really?

1457
01:27:59,230 --> 01:28:01,014
Heaven.

1458
01:28:02,886 --> 01:28:04,801
Yeah.

1459
01:28:07,847 --> 01:28:12,504
♪ You fill up my senses

1460
01:28:12,548 --> 01:28:16,987
♪ Like a night in the forest

1461
01:28:17,030 --> 01:28:18,771
♪ Like the mountains
in springtime ♪

1462
01:28:18,815 --> 01:28:22,253
There she is, Miss Marcy.

1463
01:28:22,297 --> 01:28:26,170
♪ Like a walk in the rain

1464
01:28:26,213 --> 01:28:28,477
What are you gonna share with
us today, old friend?

1465
01:28:28,520 --> 01:28:32,742
Looks like someone's been
working overtime.

1466
01:28:34,787 --> 01:28:37,181
I got groceries.

1467
01:28:37,224 --> 01:28:39,314
You feel like grilling?

1468
01:28:39,357 --> 01:28:40,402
I already put it on.

1469
01:28:40,445 --> 01:28:42,621
♪ You fill up my senses

1470
01:28:42,665 --> 01:28:45,624
- How was school?
- Oh, it was, um...

1471
01:28:45,668 --> 01:28:49,367
confusing and awful.

1472
01:28:49,411 --> 01:28:53,153
I tried to warn you years ago.

1473
01:28:53,197 --> 01:28:55,547
Can I tell you something
really, really important?

1474
01:28:55,591 --> 01:28:56,896
Yeah.

1475
01:28:56,940 --> 01:28:58,681
If I'm never going to
leave here,

1476
01:28:58,724 --> 01:29:02,467
I think we should
probably get cable.

1477
01:29:02,511 --> 01:29:04,643
Well, you know,

1478
01:29:04,687 --> 01:29:07,907
a man who has the love of
a good blackberry bush

1479
01:29:07,951 --> 01:29:10,301
shouldn't need cable.

1480
01:29:10,345 --> 01:29:11,694
What about a VCR?

1481
01:29:11,737 --> 01:29:13,435
I think being able
to watch a movie

1482
01:29:13,478 --> 01:29:16,873
while you're away could help
make this our special place.

1483
01:29:16,916 --> 01:29:19,789
Oh, it's already
pretty great for me.

1484
01:29:19,832 --> 01:29:22,095
♪ Come let me love you

1485
01:29:38,460 --> 01:29:40,375
What do you think?

1486
01:29:42,464 --> 01:29:44,944
- Make the blue red.
- Okay.

1487
01:29:44,988 --> 01:29:48,992
And what if it was
a little girl?

1488
01:29:50,559 --> 01:29:53,997
I like it.

1489
01:29:54,040 --> 01:29:56,042
Just promise me
you won't become famous again.

1490
01:29:56,086 --> 01:29:58,436
Well, I'm not going
to sign it Carl Nargle.

1491
01:29:58,480 --> 01:30:01,396
He died in a barn.

1492
01:30:01,439 --> 01:30:03,006
Sign it "Barnsy."

1493
01:30:03,049 --> 01:30:04,442
Re-Barnsy.

1494
01:30:04,486 --> 01:30:05,965
Maybe "Barnsy."

1495
01:30:06,009 --> 01:30:07,445
- Maybe "Blanksy."
- Blanksy?

1496
01:30:07,489 --> 01:30:09,229
Blanksy.

1497
01:30:16,846 --> 01:30:18,413
♪ Meet me
in the middle of the day ♪

1498
01:30:18,456 --> 01:30:19,544
♪ Let me hear you say

1499
01:30:19,588 --> 01:30:21,546
♪ "Everything's okay"

1500
01:30:21,590 --> 01:30:26,769
♪ Come on out beneath
the shining sun ♪

1501
01:30:26,812 --> 01:30:28,466
♪ Meet me in
the middle of the night ♪

1502
01:30:28,510 --> 01:30:29,815
♪ Let me hear you say

1503
01:30:29,859 --> 01:30:31,817
♪ "Everything's alright"

1504
01:30:31,861 --> 01:30:37,127
♪ Sneak on out beneath
the stars and run, yeah ♪

1505
01:30:37,170 --> 01:30:40,826
♪ Oh, yeah, yes

1506
01:30:40,870 --> 01:30:44,569
♪ Oh, yes

1507
01:30:56,320 --> 01:30:59,149
♪ It's king and queen
and we must go down 'round ♪

1508
01:30:59,192 --> 01:31:01,499
♪ Behind the chandelier

1509
01:31:01,543 --> 01:31:03,980
♪ Where I won't have
to speak my mind ♪

1510
01:31:04,023 --> 01:31:06,548
♪ And you won't have to hear

1511
01:31:06,591 --> 01:31:08,898
♪ Shreds of news
and afterthoughts ♪

1512
01:31:08,941 --> 01:31:11,727
♪ And complicated scenes

1513
01:31:11,770 --> 01:31:14,077
♪ We'll weather down
behind the light ♪

1514
01:31:14,120 --> 01:31:18,385
♪ And fade like magazines

1515
01:31:18,429 --> 01:31:21,214
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah

1516
01:32:07,043 --> 01:32:10,481
♪ I don't believe
in superstars ♪

1517
01:32:10,525 --> 01:32:13,440
♪ Organic food
and foreign cars ♪

1518
01:32:13,484 --> 01:32:16,356
♪ I don't believe
the price of gold ♪

1519
01:32:16,400 --> 01:32:19,403
♪ The certainty of growing old

1520
01:32:19,446 --> 01:32:22,580
♪ That right is right
and left is wrong ♪

1521
01:32:22,624 --> 01:32:25,496
♪ That north and south
can't get along ♪

1522
01:32:25,540 --> 01:32:28,673
♪ That east is east
and west is west ♪

1523
01:32:28,717 --> 01:32:31,371
♪ And being first
is always best ♪

1524
01:32:31,415 --> 01:32:36,855
♪ But I believe in love

1525
01:32:36,899 --> 01:32:42,600
♪ I believe in babies

1526
01:32:42,644 --> 01:32:47,605
♪ I believe in mom and dad

1527
01:32:47,649 --> 01:32:51,261
♪ And I believe in you

1528
01:32:55,526 --> 01:32:59,095
♪ Well, I don't believe
that heaven waits ♪

1529
01:32:59,138 --> 01:33:02,185
♪ For only those
who congregate ♪

1530
01:33:02,228 --> 01:33:05,188
♪ I like to think of God
as love ♪

1531
01:33:05,231 --> 01:33:08,234
♪ He's down below,
he's up above ♪

1532
01:33:08,278 --> 01:33:11,281
♪ He's watching people
everywhere ♪

1533
01:33:11,324 --> 01:33:14,371
♪ He knows who does
and doesn't care ♪

1534
01:33:14,414 --> 01:33:17,461
♪ And I'm an ordinary man

1535
01:33:17,504 --> 01:33:20,420
♪ Sometimes I wonder who I am

1536
01:33:20,464 --> 01:33:25,817
♪ But I believe in love

1537
01:33:25,861 --> 01:33:31,997
♪ I believe in music

1538
01:33:32,041 --> 01:33:36,741
♪ I believe in magic

1539
01:33:36,785 --> 01:33:40,179
♪ And I believe in you

1540
01:33:45,184 --> 01:33:48,274
♪ I know with all my certainty

1541
01:33:48,318 --> 01:33:51,234
♪ What's going on
with you and me ♪

1542
01:33:51,277 --> 01:33:57,414
♪ Is a good thing

1543
01:33:57,457 --> 01:34:01,592
♪ It's true

1544
01:34:01,636 --> 01:34:06,510
♪ I believe in you

1545
01:34:10,079 --> 01:34:12,734
♪ I don't believe virginity

1546
01:34:12,777 --> 01:34:16,041
♪ Is as common
as it used to be ♪

1547
01:34:16,085 --> 01:34:19,175
♪ In working days
and sleeping nights ♪

1548
01:34:19,218 --> 01:34:22,091
♪ That black is black
and white is white ♪

1549
01:34:22,134 --> 01:34:24,963
♪ That Superman and Robin Hood

1550
01:34:25,007 --> 01:34:28,053
♪ Are still alive in Hollywood

1551
01:34:28,097 --> 01:34:31,143
♪ That gasoline's
in short supply ♪

1552
01:34:31,187 --> 01:34:34,103
♪ The rising cost
of getting by ♪

1553
01:34:34,146 --> 01:34:39,674
♪ But I believe in love

1554
01:34:39,717 --> 01:34:45,723
♪ I believe in old folks

1555
01:34:45,767 --> 01:34:50,336
♪ I believe in children

1556
01:34:50,380 --> 01:34:58,170
♪ I believe in you

1557
01:34:58,214 --> 01:35:04,655
♪ I believe in love

1558
01:35:04,699 --> 01:35:09,834
♪ I believe in babies

1559
01:35:09,878 --> 01:35:14,970
♪ I believe in mom and dad

1560
01:35:15,013 --> 01:35:20,758
♪ And I believe in you