1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 3 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:19,477 [Om Alec Khaoli's "Say You Love Me"] 4 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:22,480 [upbeat electronic music] 5 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:29,404 * * 6 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:36,995 - It was irresponsible. 7 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,164 - Irresponsible? - Absolutely. 8 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:40,415 They spent what? 9 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:43,251 A trillion dollars plus countless man hours, 10 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:45,003 not to mention political capital, 11 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:47,881 trying to get one dude back from Mars. 12 00:00:47,922 --> 00:00:50,175 - Political capital? It united the world. 13 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:52,844 - Yeah, for a hot second, but what if they failed? 14 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,346 Everyone would have been like, um, excuse me, 15 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:56,181 you know there are people dying here, right? 16 00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:57,349 - People are always dying on Earth. 17 00:00:57,390 --> 00:00:58,850 You can't change that. 18 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:00,685 But if you get the opportunity to bring back Matt Damon-- 19 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:02,645 - No, screw Matt Damon. 20 00:01:02,687 --> 00:01:04,105 - That's just harsh. 21 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:06,858 - Dude, it costs an average of $1,200 to save a life. 22 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,026 - 12--what? 23 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,903 - When you give money to charity-- 24 00:01:09,944 --> 00:01:11,196 the ones that are actually gonna save lives 25 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:12,697 are the ones that clean water and give out 26 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:14,032 medicine and stuff, right? 27 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,909 - Matt Damon's charity literally cleans water. 28 00:01:15,950 --> 00:01:17,577 - So when you factor in administrative costs, 29 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:20,163 and how many people would actually die without help, 30 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:22,290 that works out to 1,200 bucks per life. 31 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:24,084 - Okay, so what you're saying is, you take a trillion 32 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:26,753 and divided by 1,200 and you can save 33 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:31,966 833 million people's lives on Earth? 34 00:01:32,008 --> 00:01:33,802 - You just do that math right now? 35 00:01:33,843 --> 00:01:35,136 - I'm wicked smart. 36 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:39,557 - I know, it's just, you look like so dumb. 37 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:40,975 - Okay. 38 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:43,103 Checkmate. 39 00:01:45,146 --> 00:01:46,940 - Dang. - Boom. 40 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:49,943 - Okay. 41 00:01:55,990 --> 00:01:58,827 [pensive music] 42 00:01:58,868 --> 00:02:04,416 * * 43 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:05,500 - You really don't think 44 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:07,961 they're sending anybody to save us? 45 00:02:09,879 --> 00:02:10,922 - I mean... 46 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:13,091 [chicken clucking] 47 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,427 I'm sure they're doing what they can. 48 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:17,762 Within reason. 49 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,222 [chicken clucking] 50 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:21,391 Benson would probably take your side. 51 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:23,977 - Yeah, well, Benson went crazy. 52 00:02:29,065 --> 00:02:31,818 - Play again? - You wanna lose again? 53 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:36,823 - I just don't think we should wait around 54 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:38,366 to be saved, you know? 55 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:40,118 We gotta save ourselves. 56 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:43,747 - Or accept the inevitability of our fates. 57 00:02:43,788 --> 00:02:46,750 - One of the two. 58 00:02:46,791 --> 00:02:48,543 - Two of the three. 59 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:51,338 - Three of the four. - Comme ci, comme ça. 60 00:02:51,379 --> 00:02:53,298 - [indistinct] 61 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:59,679 - * Girl, it feels so good * 62 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:01,806 * To know you're mine * 63 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:04,309 * * 64 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:08,646 * You've got the love that keeps me going * 65 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:11,191 * Forever and ever * 66 00:03:11,232 --> 00:03:12,734 * You've got the love * 67 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:17,739 * You've got the love that keeps me going * 68 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:20,033 * Forever and ever * 69 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:25,914 [machines beeping] 70 00:03:25,955 --> 00:03:30,835 [engine roaring] 71 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:33,838 [upbeat music] 72 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:37,175 * * 73 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:40,887 - Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! 74 00:03:45,975 --> 00:03:49,270 You might as well give up now. I'm clearly dominating you. 75 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:51,022 - I'll dominate your face! 76 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:58,196 * * 77 00:04:34,774 --> 00:04:37,694 [pan sizzling] 78 00:04:48,496 --> 00:04:49,456 - Yes. 79 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:56,087 - Wait, two? 80 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,756 Don't you only have, like, ten left? 81 00:04:57,797 --> 00:05:00,175 - Yeah, I know, but... 82 00:05:00,216 --> 00:05:02,802 my blueberry and marijuana hybrid won't flower, 83 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:06,181 so blowing off some steam. 84 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:11,186 - Well, go nuts, kid. 85 00:05:11,227 --> 00:05:13,355 But don't pop and drive. 86 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:14,439 Pew. 87 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:24,908 * * 88 00:05:24,949 --> 00:05:25,950 Morning. 89 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:27,494 Your mama called! 90 00:05:27,535 --> 00:05:30,663 She said she doesn't miss you and you're gonna lose. 91 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:32,332 - Oh. Your mama called. 92 00:05:32,374 --> 00:05:34,250 And she said she's your sister, 93 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:36,628 you smell like poop, and you're gonna lose. 94 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,546 - My mom is my sister? 95 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:44,803 * * 96 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:46,221 - Come on, we gon' watch a movie. 97 00:05:46,262 --> 00:05:48,640 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 98 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:49,808 [goat bleats] 99 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:53,561 - Okay. - Oh, oh, oh, oh. 100 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:56,481 - "Die Hard." - "Casablanca." [snorts] 101 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,483 - "Die Hard." - "Casablanca." Come on. 102 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:00,068 "Casablanca" is the best love story ever. 103 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:01,695 - Blargh. 104 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:03,071 I want Hans Gruber. 105 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:04,239 - Why would you do that? 106 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:06,700 - [in German accent] Hans Gruber. 107 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:07,701 - Okay. 108 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:12,831 "Sense and Sensibility." 109 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:15,834 It's Hans Gruber in a love story. 110 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:17,585 Come on. 111 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:19,462 - Okay. - Boom. Look at that. 112 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:26,720 Get comfortable. This is kinda great. 113 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:00,754 - [clears throat] 114 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:06,718 [upbeat electronic music] 115 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:11,765 * * 116 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:16,853 Hey, girl. 117 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,735 - Error. Comms fail. 118 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:26,613 Please contact your nearest NASA representative. 119 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:32,494 - Hello. 120 00:07:32,535 --> 00:07:33,453 Earth? 121 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,416 [Frank McComb's "White Line in the Sky"] 122 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,669 It's your girl DJ J-J-Jane. 123 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:43,296 Coming to you live from outer space. 124 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:45,507 And we've got a sick lineup for you all, 125 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:49,260 so buckle up and enjoy the ride. 126 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:52,514 - Navigation failed. 127 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:53,473 - [sighs] 128 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:12,784 - * I wanna be * 129 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:17,247 * As free as that white line in the sky * 130 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:20,875 [soft sultry music] 131 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:26,589 * You can stay * 132 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:29,092 * In these last evil days if you want to * 133 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:30,635 - You ready? 134 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,053 - Dur. 135 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:34,639 Well, have you tried the raspberries or the blackberry? 136 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:36,224 - Yes, I've tried everything. 137 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:38,935 But the blueberry is the one that's most genetically in line 138 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:42,355 with the marijuana plant, so it should work. 139 00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:45,233 - Well, I believe in you. 140 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:46,234 You'll figure it out. 141 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:48,153 - Thanks, Mom. 142 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:50,321 - All right. What's the verdict? 143 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:53,450 - Oh, you're gonna see. 144 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:56,161 - [laughs] Oh, no. 145 00:08:56,202 --> 00:09:00,665 No, not the cowboy hat. 146 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,125 - [laughs] 147 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:04,586 - Can you at least play Dolly? 148 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:05,879 [lively country music playing] 149 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,172 Not gonna happen. 150 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,506 - When you played Bieber, I didn't say anything. 151 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,342 It's my turn, and I wanna two-step. 152 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,260 We can two-step, that is fine, 153 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:16,348 but could we do it to something less soul suckingly awful? 154 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,683 - No. - Please? 155 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:20,393 Come on, I'm sure you have something in there 156 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:23,021 that's actually good. 157 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,230 - Okay. 158 00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:29,652 [Stirling March's "Under Cover Lover"] 159 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:31,654 - Oh. 160 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:32,947 - Ooh. 161 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:35,367 - [laughs] Yeah. 162 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,160 Oh. - Now you go forward. 163 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:38,370 Bring it back. 164 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:41,373 Then it's one, two, three, jump rope. 165 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,792 - That's cute. - Then you turn. 166 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:46,544 - You did this lots, right? - Yeah. 167 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,672 One, two, three, then you jump. 168 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:50,090 Hey. - Okay, okay. 169 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:52,050 - Turn. Oh. - Oh. 170 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,218 - Okay. 171 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:55,011 both: Oh! 172 00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:56,513 - Uh, uh, uh, ah! - Hey. 173 00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:58,515 - Ha, ha, ha, turn. 174 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:00,100 - * An old-fashioned girl * 175 00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:02,060 * But her style was hard to beat * 176 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,104 - Hey! Oh-ho-ho-ho! 177 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:06,731 - Clap. Oh, oh, oh, bang! 178 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:09,401 [laughs] 179 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,485 Give me that snake. 180 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:12,696 both: Oh. Oh. 181 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:14,864 - Pause. Get it. Get it. - [grunting] 182 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,452 Whoo! Ah. [laughter] 183 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,791 - There it is. There it is. 184 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:27,836 Go back, go back. 185 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:29,921 - * Under cover lover, baby * 186 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,340 - Mm. Mm. 187 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,092 Oh. - Oh, we're turning. 188 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,719 - Mm. Mm. 189 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,429 - So... 190 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:41,099 I need to call you out on something. 191 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,101 - Okay. 192 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,979 - I was walking through the greenhouse this morning, 193 00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:50,525 and I stepped in some milky goop. 194 00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:54,571 - Oh. [laughs] My bad. 195 00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:56,031 - Dude. - What? 196 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:57,157 I thought I cleaned it all up. 197 00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:59,743 - That's where our food grows. 198 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,494 That's where the girls sleep. 199 00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:02,954 [chicken clucking] 200 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,998 Oh, my God, were they... [whispering] Watching you? 201 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,292 - They're chickens. 202 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,585 - Ew. - All right. 203 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:09,961 That's enough slut shaming. 204 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,296 - I am not shaming you. 205 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:13,798 Masturbation is, like, super healthy. 206 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:17,802 But I keep it in my room because I'm not a dirty ho. 207 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,888 - Dirty ho? 208 00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:26,436 Maybe we should do it. 209 00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:28,021 - Do what? 210 00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:29,314 - It. 211 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:32,192 [soft music] 212 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:34,361 - What? - What? 213 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,988 - [laughs] 214 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,406 - What? I'm serious. 215 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:40,075 - Oh, man. He's lost it. 216 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:43,661 - Look, in case you haven't noticed, 217 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,747 we're doomed to spend the rest of our miserable lives 218 00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:48,083 floating around on this ship. 219 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:50,043 So it would be crazy for us not to bang, right? 220 00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:52,420 - Well, when you put it like that. 221 00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:54,631 - [grunting] So you're in? 222 00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:56,925 - No. - Why not? [grunts] 223 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,718 Look, first of all, 224 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:01,680 I don't need a reason not to sleep with you. 225 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:05,141 I need a reason to have sex with you. 226 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:07,018 - Uh, floating through space. 227 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,395 Uh, boredom. 228 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:09,854 The fact that, other than Benson, 229 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:12,065 I'm your only viable option. 230 00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:17,529 - See, I can think of three excellent reasons 231 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,490 right off the top of my head why we shouldn't, 232 00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:23,076 as you put it so romantically, bang. 233 00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:24,369 Oh. - Okay. 234 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:27,539 Well, moment of clarification. 235 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,708 I'm not talking about romance, okay? 236 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,419 This is completely void of emotion. 237 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:33,962 All right? 238 00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:37,215 This is all about us using sex as a stress reliever. 239 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,717 - Oh, no, I get it. 240 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,844 - Okay, so what are your three great-- 241 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,721 - Ow! Oh. 242 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,055 Sorry. No, actually-- - Are you okay? 243 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,515 - It's nothing. Yeah. 244 00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:46,891 What were you saying? - What happened? 245 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:49,978 - It's really--it's just a little scratch. 246 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,062 Ah! 247 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,605 That's not a scratch. 248 00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:55,275 - It was just the freaking tool cart. 249 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,568 - Look, you need some antibiotics. 250 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,653 - No, we only have one course left. 251 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:01,072 I am not using it on this little cut. 252 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,866 - Well, what if the infection spreads? 253 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,617 - People don't die from little cuts. 254 00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:06,161 - Yeah, because they use antibiotics. 255 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:07,704 - It's fine. 256 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:15,462 [soft music] 257 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,422 - So you were saying? 258 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,923 - What? 259 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:22,260 - You were saying why we shouldn't do sex on each other. 260 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,970 - Oh. 261 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:30,268 - Well, number one, I'm not attracted to you. 262 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,437 - [laughs] 263 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:35,440 That's an argument for, not against. 264 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:36,775 - How? 265 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,735 - Because if we were attracted to each other, 266 00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:41,821 then "banging" could possibly turn into something 267 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:42,906 and it would get messy. 268 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,199 - Super messy. - Right. 269 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,950 So the fact that you're not attracted to me 270 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,161 is a benefit because we don't have to worry 271 00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:49,662 about getting messy. 272 00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:50,872 Quick pinch. 273 00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:52,165 - Ow! 274 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,503 So wait. 275 00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:59,172 You are not attracted to me, either? 276 00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:00,799 - Absolutely not. 277 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,133 [scoffs] 278 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,885 - Okay. 279 00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,470 - Do you want me to be? - No. 280 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:08,181 Obviously, not. 281 00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:10,475 I'm just surprised this is the first time 282 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:13,603 us "banging" has occurred to you. 283 00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:16,856 - I didn't say that. 284 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,983 You've never thought about it? 285 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:23,196 - I mean, you have the only penis for a million miles. 286 00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:25,323 - See? 287 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,283 There you go. 288 00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:32,789 So let's keep this dry and clean. 289 00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:37,627 And if it starts to hurt, you let me know ASAP. 290 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,630 Okay? 291 00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:41,840 - Yep. 292 00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:48,471 So was this a debate, or are you making a formal proposal? 293 00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:51,391 - Ah, it's a debate. 294 00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:52,434 - [laughs] 295 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:53,685 - Unless I'm convincing you, 296 00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:55,186 then we definitely should do it. 297 00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,024 - My point still stands. 298 00:14:59,065 --> 00:14:59,983 - How so? 299 00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:02,318 - Well, we're not attracted now, 300 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,653 but if we started having sex, 301 00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:07,032 even if we just said it was "banging," 302 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,868 our hormones would eventually take over 303 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,202 and we would emotionally attach. 304 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:14,372 - And when you say attach, you mean fall in love? 305 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,082 - Sure. 306 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:18,668 That's the whole reason why arranged marriages work. 307 00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,378 Maybe you think the other person's gross 308 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,881 when you meet them, but your brain knows you're stuck. 309 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,382 Biology takes over. 310 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,967 - You're such a romantic. 311 00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:27,719 - Dude, it's science. You are a scientist. 312 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:29,846 - Yeah, and as a scientist, I can point out 313 00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:32,349 all sorts of evolutionary benefits 314 00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:34,142 to emotional connection. 315 00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:37,312 But that doesn't mean I think love is a chemical reaction. 316 00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:39,481 No, not at all. 317 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,066 People are meant to be together. 318 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,943 And it has nothing to do with scent or a primal instinct 319 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:49,032 or unavoidable circumstances, it's just... 320 00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:53,286 I don't know, they just, like, belong together, you know? 321 00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:57,374 - Oh, sorry. Is this--is this on? 322 00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:58,583 Okay. [clears throat] 323 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,085 Lame. 324 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,211 Can I get a lame? 325 00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:04,673 Uh, yes, because we are all just robots. 326 00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:06,383 - Yeah, and by your logic, it doesn't matter 327 00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:10,261 if we have sex or not, because we're emotionally 328 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:13,723 attached anyhow, because our monkey brains will tell us 329 00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:15,433 that's our best chance at survival. 330 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:19,020 - Or one of us kills the other to gain full control 331 00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:21,398 over our limited resources. 332 00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:26,319 - What's number two? 333 00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:28,613 - Reason number two. 334 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,031 We're both married. 335 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:34,869 [bell dings] 336 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,996 - Like I was saying, I don't see what the problem is. 337 00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:39,207 - You don't think the fact that we're both married 338 00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:41,251 should have an impact on whether we sleep together? 339 00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:42,794 - I mean, granted, I haven't read 340 00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,254 my marriage license in a while, 341 00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:46,923 but I'm sure being adrift in space 342 00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:49,467 with no hope of rescue gives you a hall pass. 343 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:53,346 - Okay, first of all, there's not no possibility of rescue. 344 00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:56,975 - We literally talked about this yesterday. 345 00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:59,644 - That was two weeks ago. 346 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,730 - Really? - Yeah. 347 00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,773 - Man, time out here is whacked. 348 00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:06,317 - Look, maybe we don't get saved, 349 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,945 but I, for one, still think we can fix this. 350 00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:11,239 - Ah, how's that working out for you? 351 00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:12,782 - You know, I'm so glad you asked, 352 00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:15,368 because it would be better if someone helped. 353 00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:17,537 - There are hundreds of wires over there. 354 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:20,540 That means there's billions of possible combinations. 355 00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:23,460 It's a waste of time. 356 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:26,171 - What else am I supposed to be doing? 357 00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:30,675 Okay. You have a hall pass. 358 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,218 I don't want one. 359 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:35,180 - What, because your brain chemically reacts with Todd's? 360 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:37,891 Tom and I have been together since college 361 00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,851 and we are very committed to each other. 362 00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:43,897 - And how much of that time did you spend deployed or in space? 363 00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:46,941 - What has that got to do with anything? 364 00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,526 I had a job to do. 365 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,737 - Okay. All right. Sorry. 366 00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:56,785 - And are you seriously going to claim to love Atlanta... 367 00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,036 - Savannah. 368 00:17:58,078 --> 00:17:59,662 - More than I love Tom, while you are 369 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,331 begging me to cheat with you? 370 00:18:01,373 --> 00:18:03,458 - I'm not begging you to do anything. 371 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,835 This is a debate between friends to pass time. 372 00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:12,842 * * 373 00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:14,052 Okay, flip them. 374 00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:16,721 - Both? - Yep. 375 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,849 - [sighs] All right. 376 00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:25,772 Testing navigation. 377 00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:28,358 - Error. Navigation failed. 378 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,359 - Test fail. 379 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,740 Testing comms. 380 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,242 - Error. 381 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:40,203 Please contact your nearest NASA representative. 382 00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:41,871 - Test fail. 383 00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:43,081 - Mm. 384 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:49,421 Why didn't they just label these goddamn wires? 385 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:54,009 - How's your cut doing? - It's fine. 386 00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,430 - You know what you wanna watch tonight? 387 00:18:58,471 --> 00:18:59,639 [groans] 388 00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:02,225 - I don't know. Something upbeat? 389 00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:04,310 - "Princess Bride"? - Ugh. 390 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,770 - Huh? What? 391 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:06,938 - I've watched it, like, a thousand times. 392 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:09,107 - Well, let's watch it 1,001. It works. 393 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,693 - Plus you always spend the whole next day all... 394 00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:14,404 - Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. 395 00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:18,700 You killed my father. Prepare to die. 396 00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:20,243 [chicken clucks] 397 00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:22,495 I'm really not seeing the problem here. 398 00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:26,541 - Can we please just try something different? 399 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:29,711 I have, like, ten movies we haven't watched at all yet. 400 00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:30,962 - Okay, all right. Okay. 401 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:33,882 - Great. Thank you. 402 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,384 [clears throat] 403 00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:39,387 Ooh, "Alien"? 404 00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:40,847 - Never seen it. 405 00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:43,975 - You have never seen "Alien"? 406 00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:45,518 - I've never seen it, no. 407 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:52,067 - Bro, you are in for a serious treat. 408 00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:53,693 [chuckles] Oh, my God. 409 00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:55,487 - Sweet. Okay. 410 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,203 [whispering] Oh, Sigourney Weaver. 411 00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:04,496 - [whispering] I know. 412 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:08,500 [menacing musical sting] 413 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:12,087 - [panting] 414 00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:15,965 Why the hell did we watch that movie? 415 00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:23,306 Can you walk me to the bathroom? 416 00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:26,393 - Yeah. Okay, sure. 417 00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:30,230 [snoring] 418 00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:33,400 [suspenseful music] 419 00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:38,279 * * 420 00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:39,698 - Hey. 421 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,491 - Ha? 422 00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:43,451 - What are you doing? 423 00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:46,579 - Sleeping. - You didn't hear me call you? 424 00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:48,957 I'm scared. 425 00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:51,876 And I don't think the girls can protect me, 426 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:55,005 so I think I'ma just sleep in here? 427 00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:57,465 - Whatever. Just stop talking. 428 00:20:57,507 --> 00:20:58,967 - Okay. 429 00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:00,677 [grunts] 430 00:21:04,723 --> 00:21:06,599 Use this. 431 00:21:06,641 --> 00:21:11,229 Make a wall, your side. 432 00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:13,023 Not doing anything. 433 00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:16,651 - Oh. 434 00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:25,452 - Good morning, Jane. 435 00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:28,496 It's day 1,022. 436 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:38,590 [soft music] 437 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:43,595 * * 438 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:44,888 - Oh. 439 00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:47,057 - Hi. 440 00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:49,684 - Hi. 441 00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:52,145 - So those squishy round thingamabobs 442 00:21:52,187 --> 00:21:54,105 that were pressed against my chest, I guess-- 443 00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,107 - Yeah, yep, my boobs. 444 00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:58,109 - [chuckles] 445 00:21:58,151 --> 00:22:01,863 - Um, when you came in, I may have forgotten 446 00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:05,617 my general lack of clothing. 447 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:06,576 - Yeah. 448 00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:14,834 - Are you feeling better after-- 449 00:22:14,876 --> 00:22:17,462 [shrieks] - Oh, stop it. 450 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:19,756 I'm fine. 451 00:22:19,798 --> 00:22:21,091 - Well... 452 00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:28,848 Get out of here. - Right. Thanks. 453 00:22:28,890 --> 00:22:29,974 [chickens clucking] 454 00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:32,310 Chickies, Gertie. 455 00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:35,480 [soft exciting music] 456 00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:42,445 * * 457 00:22:46,616 --> 00:22:48,660 All right. Now sit. 458 00:22:48,702 --> 00:22:49,619 Sit. 459 00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:58,837 [upbeat electronic music] 460 00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:01,965 * * 461 00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:04,676 One, two, go get! 462 00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:07,095 Come on. 463 00:23:07,137 --> 00:23:14,227 * * 464 00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:23,778 - So I've been thinking about the other morning. 465 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:26,823 - How you squished your boobs against me. 466 00:23:26,865 --> 00:23:28,992 - Yeah. - Okay. 467 00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:31,619 - It was pretty great, right? 468 00:23:31,661 --> 00:23:32,620 - Okay. 469 00:23:32,662 --> 00:23:33,705 Come on, let me look at your leg. 470 00:23:33,747 --> 00:23:34,789 Come on. 471 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,626 Look at that. - Told you. 472 00:23:38,668 --> 00:23:39,919 - Yeah. 473 00:23:39,961 --> 00:23:42,297 It's 'cause of my mad hydrogen peroxide skills. 474 00:23:42,339 --> 00:23:45,175 - So, like, from a mental health perspective, 475 00:23:45,216 --> 00:23:48,345 skin on skin contact is crazy good for you. 476 00:23:48,386 --> 00:23:51,097 Increased serotonin and dopamine and oxytocin, 477 00:23:51,139 --> 00:23:53,099 lowered blood pressure. 478 00:23:53,141 --> 00:23:55,268 - Is this your excessively clinical way 479 00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:57,979 of telling me you wanna naked cuddle more? 480 00:23:58,021 --> 00:24:00,482 - Well, I mean-- [clears throat] 481 00:24:00,523 --> 00:24:01,858 What are your thoughts? 482 00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:04,444 - Well, I'm just surprised that you're so willing 483 00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:06,321 to cede the moral high ground. 484 00:24:06,363 --> 00:24:09,491 - Moral high ground? It's a mental health issue. 485 00:24:09,532 --> 00:24:13,119 - For you, but it's a stress relief issue for me. 486 00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:16,498 So if we get to cuddle naked, then I-- 487 00:24:16,539 --> 00:24:19,959 - So, like, cuddling is on the same sliding scale as banging? 488 00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:21,252 - I'm glad you agree. 489 00:24:21,294 --> 00:24:22,587 - So we shouldn't do either? 490 00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:25,590 - That's not where I expected that to go. 491 00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:26,591 - Sorry. 492 00:24:28,218 --> 00:24:29,719 - Shall we? 493 00:24:38,269 --> 00:24:41,189 [upbeat salsa music] 494 00:24:41,231 --> 00:24:48,363 * * 495 00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:58,206 - [singing in Spanish] 496 00:24:58,248 --> 00:25:05,380 * * 497 00:26:01,102 --> 00:26:04,064 - [gasps] We haven't discussed reason number three. 498 00:26:04,105 --> 00:26:05,857 - What's three? 499 00:26:05,899 --> 00:26:07,275 - You could knock me up. 500 00:26:07,317 --> 00:26:08,443 [gasps] 501 00:26:12,364 --> 00:26:14,199 - So you don't have birth control? 502 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:18,078 - Well, I had an IUD, but it was giving me weird cramps, 503 00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:21,331 so Benson removed it from me 504 00:26:21,373 --> 00:26:23,124 before the, you know... 505 00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:25,960 both: The crazy. - Yeah. 506 00:26:26,002 --> 00:26:28,880 There's no condoms or Plan B in Medical? 507 00:26:28,922 --> 00:26:31,299 - Amazingly, the government didn't send 508 00:26:31,341 --> 00:26:33,510 three married astronauts into space 509 00:26:33,551 --> 00:26:35,845 with a supply of condoms. 510 00:26:35,887 --> 00:26:37,305 - Bad planning. 511 00:26:37,347 --> 00:26:41,893 - No, it's like the gray wire situation all over again. 512 00:26:41,935 --> 00:26:42,894 - Totally. 513 00:26:47,107 --> 00:26:49,609 Let's just say, like, for argument's sake, 514 00:26:49,651 --> 00:26:52,320 you did get knocked up, 515 00:26:52,362 --> 00:26:54,572 would it be that bad? 516 00:26:54,614 --> 00:26:56,408 I said for argument's sake. 517 00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:03,123 - You want to raise a child adrift in space? 518 00:27:03,164 --> 00:27:05,458 - It's beautiful out here. 519 00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:07,752 All of our life support and food sources 520 00:27:07,794 --> 00:27:10,839 are self-sustainable. We have movies. 521 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,591 - [scoffs] - What kid doesn't like space? 522 00:27:13,633 --> 00:27:15,802 - So you're losing your mind. 523 00:27:18,638 --> 00:27:23,685 - I didn't wanna say it, but it should be mentioned. 524 00:27:23,727 --> 00:27:25,687 As long as we've been out here with all the radiation, 525 00:27:25,729 --> 00:27:27,939 you're probably sterile anyway. 526 00:27:31,776 --> 00:27:34,070 [object clatters] What? 527 00:27:34,112 --> 00:27:36,156 - [scoffs] 528 00:27:36,197 --> 00:27:39,617 You're such a jerk. 529 00:27:39,659 --> 00:27:41,786 - I told you I didn't wanna say it! 530 00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:44,414 - [whispering] I mean, can you believe it? 531 00:27:44,456 --> 00:27:46,416 All the man can think about is sex. 532 00:27:46,458 --> 00:27:49,127 And before you say anything, yes, obviously, 533 00:27:49,169 --> 00:27:50,962 I think about it too. 534 00:27:51,004 --> 00:27:53,840 Did I turn four different electric drills into vibrators? 535 00:27:55,342 --> 00:27:57,344 [drill whirring] 536 00:27:57,385 --> 00:27:59,304 That was more about innovation. 537 00:27:59,346 --> 00:28:02,140 [curious music] 538 00:28:02,182 --> 00:28:04,100 [sighs] 539 00:28:04,142 --> 00:28:07,145 You've gotta be rational about it, you know? 540 00:28:07,187 --> 00:28:11,483 He's like my big brother and my little sister. 541 00:28:11,524 --> 00:28:13,777 Yo, and he's kind of like my dog. 542 00:28:15,111 --> 00:28:16,571 [laughs] Am I really supposed to believe 543 00:28:16,613 --> 00:28:18,490 that he's not into this? 544 00:28:18,531 --> 00:28:20,450 Really? Come on. [laughs] 545 00:28:20,492 --> 00:28:24,204 - And all these quote, unquote, "reasons" she's throwing out 546 00:28:24,245 --> 00:28:26,998 is complete BS. 547 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,792 And even if we did make it home, 548 00:28:28,833 --> 00:28:31,753 which we're not, by the way... 549 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,758 There's no way Savannah wouldn't understand that. 550 00:28:40,053 --> 00:28:42,597 Yeah, I think about it every day. 551 00:28:42,639 --> 00:28:44,140 - Work is good. 552 00:28:44,182 --> 00:28:46,059 Not to brag, but I am kind of rocking 553 00:28:46,101 --> 00:28:47,477 this whole mayor thing. 554 00:28:47,519 --> 00:28:49,187 I got the funding for the universal lunch program, 555 00:28:49,229 --> 00:28:51,398 so yay. 556 00:28:54,150 --> 00:28:57,654 I don't like that I'm living without you, 557 00:28:57,696 --> 00:28:59,030 but I'm proud of you. 558 00:28:59,072 --> 00:29:01,116 I'm proud of you, and I'm proud of me. 559 00:29:03,243 --> 00:29:05,787 Oh, and I may have killed that fern in the kitchen, 560 00:29:05,829 --> 00:29:08,373 so you should probably get back 561 00:29:08,415 --> 00:29:09,624 because you're the only one 562 00:29:09,666 --> 00:29:12,252 with the green thumb around here. 563 00:29:12,293 --> 00:29:14,087 Even the plants miss you. 564 00:29:16,715 --> 00:29:19,843 - I'd be devastated if she waited for me. 565 00:29:21,928 --> 00:29:24,097 She deserves better than that. 566 00:29:29,102 --> 00:29:32,105 - Hi. Hey, how's it going up there? 567 00:29:32,147 --> 00:29:35,525 Are you going nuts on that tiny little shuttle? 568 00:29:35,567 --> 00:29:37,068 So many questions. 569 00:29:37,110 --> 00:29:39,612 - Tom would love it up here. [laughs] 570 00:29:39,654 --> 00:29:41,156 Are you kidding me? 571 00:29:41,197 --> 00:29:44,034 Sitting around watching movies every night, 572 00:29:44,075 --> 00:29:46,161 it's like his heaven. 573 00:29:46,202 --> 00:29:50,915 I was always like, let's go for a hike, 574 00:29:50,957 --> 00:29:54,294 let's try a new restaurant or take a road trip. 575 00:29:54,336 --> 00:29:58,173 - I did screw up the universal remote again, 576 00:29:58,214 --> 00:30:01,551 and now the sound of the TV doesn't work. 577 00:30:01,593 --> 00:30:03,094 That's gonna have to wait. 578 00:30:03,136 --> 00:30:04,846 - I think he was hoping this mission 579 00:30:04,888 --> 00:30:06,931 would be, like, my ultimate adventure, 580 00:30:06,973 --> 00:30:12,479 and then I would come home and finally be able to just... 581 00:30:14,272 --> 00:30:15,815 Be. 582 00:30:15,857 --> 00:30:18,943 - All right, I love you, and I can't wait to see you. 583 00:30:18,985 --> 00:30:21,237 Have a blast. [smooches] 584 00:30:21,279 --> 00:30:24,032 - End of message. 585 00:30:24,074 --> 00:30:26,826 - Hi. How's it going up there? 586 00:30:26,868 --> 00:30:29,454 Are you going nuts on that tiny little shuttle? 587 00:30:29,496 --> 00:30:32,999 [sentimental music] 588 00:30:33,041 --> 00:30:34,668 * * 589 00:30:34,709 --> 00:30:36,628 - My very last Pop-Tart. 590 00:30:36,670 --> 00:30:43,802 * * 591 00:30:48,556 --> 00:30:49,724 Mmm. 592 00:30:55,271 --> 00:30:59,067 We add that to the list of things I'll never do again. 593 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:10,829 - If he could see me now... [laughs] 594 00:31:18,211 --> 00:31:19,170 Shut up. 595 00:31:21,172 --> 00:31:22,757 I need some music. 596 00:31:29,723 --> 00:31:33,977 [player sputtering] 597 00:31:34,019 --> 00:31:34,978 - Uh-oh. 598 00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:40,984 Uh-oh. 599 00:31:45,864 --> 00:31:48,074 Uh-oh. Uh-oh. 600 00:31:52,078 --> 00:31:53,955 - [blowing] 601 00:31:56,291 --> 00:31:57,500 -Uh-oh. 602 00:31:57,542 --> 00:31:59,127 - No. 603 00:31:59,169 --> 00:32:00,587 [blows] 604 00:32:07,177 --> 00:32:10,221 [tense music] 605 00:32:10,263 --> 00:32:12,390 * * 606 00:32:12,432 --> 00:32:13,600 Adam! 607 00:32:13,641 --> 00:32:16,394 - You hurt yourself? - Um... 608 00:32:16,436 --> 00:32:17,562 it's just so weird. 609 00:32:17,604 --> 00:32:22,025 I can't--my music's not working. 610 00:32:22,067 --> 00:32:22,984 - Let me see it. 611 00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:32,577 Oh. 612 00:32:32,619 --> 00:32:34,287 [blows] - I tried that. 613 00:32:40,126 --> 00:32:41,419 - Oh, no. 614 00:32:41,461 --> 00:32:42,754 Don't say that. What? 615 00:32:44,631 --> 00:32:48,885 - It says the root file for your music is corrupted. 616 00:32:48,927 --> 00:32:50,220 - Okay, well, fix it. 617 00:32:50,261 --> 00:32:53,306 - Well, that was--I mean-- - [sniffs] Fix it. 618 00:32:53,348 --> 00:32:54,307 Okay. 619 00:32:59,437 --> 00:33:00,605 I'm so sorry. - [gasps] 620 00:33:00,647 --> 00:33:01,898 - No, no. Come on. 621 00:33:01,940 --> 00:33:03,149 - I don't think I can do this. 622 00:33:03,191 --> 00:33:06,277 I can't do this. I can't do this. 623 00:33:06,319 --> 00:33:09,364 - I still have my music, right? You like Sinatra, right? 624 00:33:09,406 --> 00:33:10,657 Garth Brooks? 625 00:33:10,699 --> 00:33:13,576 - [sobbing] No, I can't listen to your music. 626 00:33:13,618 --> 00:33:15,829 Your music sucks! - No. [stammering] 627 00:33:15,870 --> 00:33:17,622 I mean, you like Kenny Rogers, right? 628 00:33:17,664 --> 00:33:19,290 - What? - You like Eminem? 629 00:33:19,332 --> 00:33:22,293 - [whimpers] - Who's your favorite singer? 630 00:33:22,335 --> 00:33:23,837 - Um. 631 00:33:23,878 --> 00:33:25,171 Lionel Richie. 632 00:33:25,213 --> 00:33:26,840 - Lionel Richie. Good, good, good, good, good. 633 00:33:26,881 --> 00:33:29,092 What's your favorite Lionel Richie song? 634 00:33:29,134 --> 00:33:32,303 - "All Night Long." - "All Night Long," okay. 635 00:33:32,345 --> 00:33:33,304 Here we go. 636 00:33:36,641 --> 00:33:38,518 Whoa. 637 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:39,519 - Doesn't work. 638 00:33:39,561 --> 00:33:41,980 - * Whoa * 639 00:33:42,022 --> 00:33:44,983 * Well, my friends, the time has come * 640 00:33:46,943 --> 00:33:50,447 * To raise the roof and have some fun * 641 00:33:50,488 --> 00:33:54,117 * Throw away your work to be done * 642 00:33:54,159 --> 00:33:55,326 Come on. 643 00:33:55,368 --> 00:33:58,747 * Let the music play on, play on * 644 00:34:00,206 --> 00:34:04,002 * Everybody sing, everybody dance * 645 00:34:04,044 --> 00:34:06,921 * Lose yourself in one romance * 646 00:34:06,963 --> 00:34:10,342 * We're going to party, karamu * 647 00:34:10,383 --> 00:34:13,261 - Fiesta forever. 648 00:34:13,303 --> 00:34:16,514 - * Come on and sing along * 649 00:34:16,556 --> 00:34:18,391 both: * All night long * 650 00:34:18,433 --> 00:34:20,685 * All night, all night * 651 00:34:20,727 --> 00:34:23,688 * All night long * 652 00:34:23,730 --> 00:34:25,357 * All night * 653 00:34:25,398 --> 00:34:29,110 * All night long, all night, all night * 654 00:34:29,152 --> 00:34:31,321 - * All night long * 655 00:34:31,363 --> 00:34:34,157 - * All night, all night * 656 00:34:34,199 --> 00:34:35,492 - Yeah! 657 00:34:35,533 --> 00:34:38,912 * Once you get started, you can't sit down * 658 00:34:38,953 --> 00:34:42,874 [Lionel Richie's "All Night Long"] 659 00:34:42,916 --> 00:34:45,043 - My name is Inigo Montoya. 660 00:34:45,085 --> 00:34:47,003 You killed my father. 661 00:34:47,045 --> 00:34:50,382 Prepare to die. [chuckles] 662 00:34:50,423 --> 00:34:54,678 - * Everyone's dancing their troubles away * 663 00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:58,056 * * 664 00:34:58,098 --> 00:35:03,687 * Come join our party, see how we play * 665 00:35:03,728 --> 00:35:05,480 - You wanna hang? 666 00:35:05,522 --> 00:35:10,402 * * 667 00:35:10,443 --> 00:35:11,569 Hey! 668 00:35:11,611 --> 00:35:13,405 * * 669 00:35:13,446 --> 00:35:15,407 - You flinched and you're cheating. 670 00:35:15,448 --> 00:35:17,200 - * Tam bo li de say de moi ya * 671 00:35:17,242 --> 00:35:19,077 * Yeah, jambo, jambo * 672 00:35:19,119 --> 00:35:21,913 * Way to parti, oh, we goin' * 673 00:35:21,955 --> 00:35:23,748 * Oh, jamboli * 674 00:35:23,790 --> 00:35:25,792 * Tam bo li de say de moi ya * 675 00:35:25,834 --> 00:35:28,503 - This might be your best work yet. 676 00:35:28,545 --> 00:35:30,046 - Thank you. 677 00:35:30,088 --> 00:35:32,048 - You know what you want? 678 00:35:32,090 --> 00:35:33,299 - I don't know. [exhales] 679 00:35:33,341 --> 00:35:38,096 Just something cool right here. 680 00:35:38,138 --> 00:35:40,640 Who's your favorite, me or Adam? 681 00:35:40,682 --> 00:35:43,476 [laughs] I know what's the answer. 682 00:35:43,518 --> 00:35:45,020 [whispering] And I won't tell him. 683 00:35:45,061 --> 00:35:46,479 Okay, I won't tell him. 684 00:35:46,521 --> 00:35:48,023 Are you juggling our eggs? 685 00:35:48,064 --> 00:35:50,859 Feed the input and output for me, please. 686 00:35:52,318 --> 00:35:54,446 - Input. 687 00:35:54,487 --> 00:35:57,615 - Mm-hmm. - 000. 688 00:35:57,657 --> 00:36:00,243 - Okay. - 010. 689 00:36:02,287 --> 00:36:03,955 100. 690 00:36:21,139 --> 00:36:23,016 It's gonna flower soon. 691 00:36:23,058 --> 00:36:24,559 I can feel it. 692 00:36:24,601 --> 00:36:26,061 - I believe you. 693 00:36:26,102 --> 00:36:30,190 - And we can get high off these amazingly juicy berries. 694 00:36:30,231 --> 00:36:34,027 And when I get back to Earth, I'll be a billionaire. 695 00:36:36,946 --> 00:36:38,615 - Well, you'll still have to cook it. 696 00:36:42,327 --> 00:36:44,329 - What? 697 00:36:44,371 --> 00:36:50,335 - THC and weed needs to be heated in order to activate. 698 00:36:50,377 --> 00:36:52,629 So you're gonna have to, you know, like, 699 00:36:52,671 --> 00:36:54,923 bake it or smoke it. 700 00:36:54,964 --> 00:36:59,678 Like, you can't just eat one of these weeds and get stoned. 701 00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:01,680 But you know, maybe I'm wrong. 702 00:37:01,721 --> 00:37:06,643 Maybe you made the first raw plant ever to get you high. 703 00:37:06,685 --> 00:37:08,561 Hey, it's still gonna be great. 704 00:37:08,603 --> 00:37:10,480 [bell dings] 705 00:37:10,522 --> 00:37:11,940 Don't look. Don't look. Don't look. 706 00:37:11,981 --> 00:37:13,066 - What is it? 707 00:37:14,901 --> 00:37:16,986 - Dude, are you ready for this? 708 00:37:17,028 --> 00:37:18,196 - Yes, what is it? 709 00:37:18,238 --> 00:37:21,157 - No peeking! - Jeez! 710 00:37:21,199 --> 00:37:23,284 - Okay, it's probably thicker than the real thing 711 00:37:23,326 --> 00:37:26,162 and not as dry and crumbly, but what do you think? 712 00:37:31,167 --> 00:37:32,711 - Are you serious? 713 00:37:32,752 --> 00:37:34,254 - Yeah. 714 00:37:36,881 --> 00:37:38,591 Oh. Here. 715 00:37:38,633 --> 00:37:40,301 - [sniffles] 716 00:37:45,724 --> 00:37:49,561 - * I told the woman it was high time * 717 00:37:49,602 --> 00:37:53,565 * I picked it up and walked the line * 718 00:37:53,606 --> 00:37:57,360 * Don't want to have to look back, no, no * 719 00:37:57,402 --> 00:38:00,447 * And say that I never tried * 720 00:38:00,488 --> 00:38:04,576 - You know what, country music is not that bad. 721 00:38:08,788 --> 00:38:09,956 What? 722 00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:22,552 We should get her out of here. 723 00:38:25,138 --> 00:38:27,140 I don't want the girls to see her. 724 00:38:40,820 --> 00:38:41,946 - Do we have to? 725 00:38:41,988 --> 00:38:43,865 - It would be crazy not to. 726 00:38:43,907 --> 00:38:45,617 - But we didn't eat Benson. 727 00:38:45,658 --> 00:38:49,079 [tense music] 728 00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:51,122 - Benson was a person. 729 00:38:51,164 --> 00:38:53,166 Gertie was here for food purposes. 730 00:38:53,208 --> 00:38:56,127 - For milk purposes. 731 00:38:56,169 --> 00:38:57,712 How much do we have left, anyway? 732 00:38:57,754 --> 00:39:01,883 - I think we only have, like, 12 pints left in the freezer. 733 00:39:01,925 --> 00:39:07,305 But now we also have 50-plus meals worth of meat. 734 00:39:09,808 --> 00:39:11,059 Together. 735 00:39:11,101 --> 00:39:18,191 * * 736 00:39:23,405 --> 00:39:24,406 - One. 737 00:39:24,447 --> 00:39:25,240 - Two. 738 00:39:25,281 --> 00:39:26,366 both: Three. 739 00:39:35,375 --> 00:39:38,169 - That's so good. - Oh, my God. 740 00:39:38,211 --> 00:39:40,005 Mama mia. - Oh. 741 00:39:40,046 --> 00:39:42,007 - Oh, zut alors. 742 00:39:42,048 --> 00:39:43,341 - Come on. 743 00:39:43,383 --> 00:39:46,720 [sentimental music] 744 00:39:46,761 --> 00:39:53,727 * * 745 00:40:06,156 --> 00:40:08,533 - [gasps] 746 00:40:08,575 --> 00:40:10,702 [groans] 747 00:40:12,162 --> 00:40:15,123 [soft music] 748 00:40:15,165 --> 00:40:19,085 * * 749 00:40:19,127 --> 00:40:21,129 I'm sorry. - Don't be. 750 00:40:21,171 --> 00:40:22,547 It was a mistake. 751 00:40:24,591 --> 00:40:26,468 - Yeah, but what if you have a mistake? 752 00:40:26,509 --> 00:40:27,510 - I won't. 753 00:40:27,552 --> 00:40:28,553 - [sniffs] 754 00:40:48,782 --> 00:40:49,908 Thank you. 755 00:40:49,949 --> 00:40:51,117 - You're welcome. 756 00:41:00,669 --> 00:41:04,255 - You haven't asked to bang in while. 757 00:41:04,297 --> 00:41:07,258 - Well, technically, I never asked. 758 00:41:07,300 --> 00:41:08,760 It was more of a debate. 759 00:41:08,802 --> 00:41:11,930 Yeah. Okay. 760 00:41:11,971 --> 00:41:15,225 So for the sake of debate, 761 00:41:15,266 --> 00:41:18,978 what would your theoretical stance 762 00:41:19,020 --> 00:41:25,026 be on everything but? 763 00:41:25,068 --> 00:41:26,611 - You mean, like, hand stuff? 764 00:41:26,653 --> 00:41:28,738 - Yeah. 765 00:41:28,780 --> 00:41:30,115 - And mouth stuff? 766 00:41:30,156 --> 00:41:32,742 - Everything but. 767 00:41:32,784 --> 00:41:37,414 That you could, you know, hypothetically think of. 768 00:41:37,455 --> 00:41:40,458 - Well, hypothetically, 769 00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:43,336 I'd wanna make sure you were sure. 770 00:41:43,378 --> 00:41:47,382 - I mean, I still have my husband, 771 00:41:47,424 --> 00:41:52,137 but he's still a billion miles away. 772 00:41:52,178 --> 00:41:54,472 And it's just a matter of time before something vital 773 00:41:54,514 --> 00:41:57,434 on the ship breaks that we can't fix. 774 00:41:57,475 --> 00:42:00,061 Plus, you are hot. 775 00:42:00,103 --> 00:42:01,438 - [chuckles] 776 00:42:01,479 --> 00:42:03,440 - And I've have seen the outline of your penis 777 00:42:03,481 --> 00:42:04,899 when you wear gym shorts, 778 00:42:04,941 --> 00:42:08,361 and I feel like it wouldn't disappoint. 779 00:42:08,403 --> 00:42:10,363 - Wow, we're being honest today. 780 00:42:10,405 --> 00:42:13,658 - But it isn't just me, right? 781 00:42:13,700 --> 00:42:18,872 Like, you are attracted to me too? 782 00:42:20,749 --> 00:42:21,708 - Theoretically? 783 00:42:21,750 --> 00:42:24,878 - No, do you find me attractive? 784 00:42:27,047 --> 00:42:29,215 - Yeah. Very. 785 00:42:31,343 --> 00:42:35,180 - Okay. - Okay. 786 00:42:35,221 --> 00:42:36,931 - Yeah, okay. 787 00:42:40,727 --> 00:42:42,979 - So did you just go from pretty sure to sure? 788 00:42:43,021 --> 00:42:45,732 - There is one other thing. 789 00:42:45,774 --> 00:42:47,692 - What's that? 790 00:42:47,734 --> 00:42:50,028 - Okay, so I'm not saying this romantically, 791 00:42:50,070 --> 00:42:51,946 so please don't get it twisted. 792 00:42:51,988 --> 00:42:53,281 - Oh, boy. 793 00:42:53,323 --> 00:42:58,912 - But you are literally my entire world. 794 00:42:58,953 --> 00:43:00,330 - Oh! - Shut up. 795 00:43:00,372 --> 00:43:04,876 You are my only friend. 796 00:43:04,918 --> 00:43:07,587 You're my only coworker. 797 00:43:07,629 --> 00:43:10,006 You are the only person who can check 798 00:43:10,048 --> 00:43:13,718 that weird ass mole for me. 799 00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:17,806 So what if you're bad at sex? 800 00:43:17,847 --> 00:43:21,393 - [laughing] 801 00:43:21,434 --> 00:43:23,895 - I'm serious. 802 00:43:23,937 --> 00:43:26,147 Like, what if we do it and you can't find my clit 803 00:43:26,189 --> 00:43:29,401 and you're, like, one of those sweaty, dripping dudes 804 00:43:29,442 --> 00:43:31,027 who always has to be on top, 805 00:43:31,069 --> 00:43:33,071 and then I have to call it off, and then things get weird, 806 00:43:33,113 --> 00:43:38,618 and this awesome thing we have going on gets ruined. 807 00:43:38,660 --> 00:43:43,456 - Okay. All right. Stop. Stop. [laughs] 808 00:43:43,498 --> 00:43:48,336 First of all, I love the clit, okay? 809 00:43:48,378 --> 00:43:50,296 We're best friends. 810 00:43:50,338 --> 00:43:53,425 Second of all... 811 00:43:53,466 --> 00:43:56,302 we're still just talking about banging, right? 812 00:43:58,596 --> 00:44:00,515 - Yeah, right. - Okay. 813 00:44:00,557 --> 00:44:05,937 So if one of us wants to stop, we just stop. 814 00:44:05,979 --> 00:44:07,564 No hard feelings. 815 00:44:07,605 --> 00:44:09,399 No explanations needed. 816 00:44:09,441 --> 00:44:12,110 None asked for. 817 00:44:12,152 --> 00:44:15,071 - Yeah? - Totally. 818 00:44:15,113 --> 00:44:16,531 - Promise? 819 00:44:17,949 --> 00:44:23,455 - I promise on my delicious dead goat. 820 00:44:23,496 --> 00:44:25,707 - Our delicious dead goat. 821 00:44:27,917 --> 00:44:28,877 Okay. 822 00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:32,839 - Okay. 823 00:44:38,178 --> 00:44:39,637 So what did we just decide? 824 00:44:39,679 --> 00:44:43,475 - I think we just decided to try everything but. 825 00:44:43,516 --> 00:44:45,060 - Oh, wow. 826 00:44:45,101 --> 00:44:47,270 Just--okay. 827 00:44:47,312 --> 00:44:49,356 So, right now? 828 00:44:49,397 --> 00:44:50,523 - I guess. 829 00:44:53,610 --> 00:44:54,819 Actually, you know what? 830 00:44:54,861 --> 00:44:56,321 I haven't done any personal maintenance 831 00:44:56,363 --> 00:44:57,822 in, like, a really long time. 832 00:44:57,864 --> 00:44:59,866 Do you think we could do it tomorrow night? 833 00:45:01,451 --> 00:45:03,495 - I'll check my calendar. 834 00:45:03,536 --> 00:45:05,205 - Cool. - Dope. 835 00:45:05,246 --> 00:45:06,873 - Sick. - Looking forward to it. 836 00:45:06,915 --> 00:45:08,541 - It's a date. 837 00:45:08,583 --> 00:45:11,294 - Be there or be square. 838 00:45:11,336 --> 00:45:12,921 - Coolio. 839 00:45:12,962 --> 00:45:14,005 - Slamming. 840 00:45:19,678 --> 00:45:21,096 - Good morning, Jane. 841 00:45:21,137 --> 00:45:22,847 It's day 1,051. 842 00:45:22,889 --> 00:45:23,890 - [groans] 843 00:45:31,564 --> 00:45:33,608 [upbeat music] 844 00:45:33,650 --> 00:45:35,485 Oh. - Whoa. 845 00:45:35,527 --> 00:45:38,321 - Lieutenant. - Captain. 846 00:45:38,363 --> 00:45:39,614 [pan sizzling] 847 00:45:43,743 --> 00:45:47,664 - Okay, what about this? 848 00:45:49,249 --> 00:45:50,166 - No. 849 00:45:52,377 --> 00:45:53,461 - Ow. 850 00:45:53,503 --> 00:45:55,171 - No? 851 00:45:55,213 --> 00:45:56,214 - Nope. 852 00:45:56,256 --> 00:45:58,091 Are you sleepy? 'Cause I'm not. 853 00:45:58,133 --> 00:45:59,092 No. 854 00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:04,973 Yo, you look good tonight. 855 00:46:05,015 --> 00:46:06,016 No. 856 00:46:06,057 --> 00:46:12,981 * * 857 00:46:15,692 --> 00:46:18,445 - I'm still gonna try. 858 00:46:18,486 --> 00:46:19,946 - [sighs] 859 00:46:22,449 --> 00:46:25,076 - Comms fail. 860 00:46:25,118 --> 00:46:26,077 - Yo, Earth. 861 00:46:26,119 --> 00:46:27,662 We miss you, bruh. 862 00:46:32,792 --> 00:46:35,628 - Navigation engaged. 863 00:46:35,670 --> 00:46:38,673 [engines thrumming] 864 00:46:38,715 --> 00:46:40,258 - Oh, my God. 865 00:46:40,300 --> 00:46:43,970 [soft wondrous music] 866 00:46:44,012 --> 00:46:46,014 Oh... 867 00:46:46,056 --> 00:46:47,182 - Fuck. 868 00:46:49,351 --> 00:46:51,895 We have navigation. 869 00:46:51,936 --> 00:46:53,980 - Yeah. 870 00:46:54,022 --> 00:46:55,607 - But no comms. 871 00:46:57,984 --> 00:47:00,820 - We don't need comms to get home. 872 00:47:00,862 --> 00:47:02,697 - So you can fly us home? 873 00:47:04,491 --> 00:47:05,825 - Yeah. 874 00:47:09,704 --> 00:47:11,539 - How long would it take? 875 00:47:16,127 --> 00:47:17,545 - Three weeks. 876 00:47:24,511 --> 00:47:26,471 - So I guess... 877 00:47:26,513 --> 00:47:29,432 [soft anticipatory music] 878 00:47:29,474 --> 00:47:32,185 * * 879 00:47:32,227 --> 00:47:35,355 [sultry music] 880 00:47:35,397 --> 00:47:42,529 * * 881 00:48:29,951 --> 00:48:32,203 Ow. 882 00:48:32,245 --> 00:48:33,621 - Are you okay? 883 00:48:33,663 --> 00:48:35,081 - What's this? 884 00:48:35,123 --> 00:48:36,708 - Oh. 885 00:48:36,750 --> 00:48:39,210 Let me show you. 886 00:48:39,252 --> 00:48:43,214 [drill whirring] 887 00:48:43,256 --> 00:48:45,050 - [moaning] 888 00:48:45,091 --> 00:48:46,926 - * Looking for that good stuff * 889 00:48:46,968 --> 00:48:48,511 [The Fatback Band's "Backstrokin'"] 890 00:48:48,553 --> 00:48:50,972 * Why don't you tighten up on your back stroke? * 891 00:48:51,014 --> 00:48:53,433 [upbeat funky music] 892 00:48:53,475 --> 00:48:55,393 * Looking for that good stuff * 893 00:48:55,435 --> 00:48:57,771 * * 894 00:48:57,812 --> 00:48:59,397 - Oh, my God! 895 00:48:59,439 --> 00:49:01,358 * * 896 00:49:01,399 --> 00:49:03,443 - * Looking for that good stuff * 897 00:49:03,485 --> 00:49:05,320 * * 898 00:49:05,362 --> 00:49:07,572 * Why don't you tighten up on your back stroke? * 899 00:49:07,614 --> 00:49:09,449 * * 900 00:49:09,491 --> 00:49:11,659 * Looking for that good stuff * 901 00:49:11,701 --> 00:49:15,288 [both moaning] 902 00:49:20,418 --> 00:49:22,128 - [sighs] 903 00:49:22,170 --> 00:49:24,756 - I'm gonna have to get up and pee in, like, 30 seconds. 904 00:49:24,798 --> 00:49:26,758 - Shh. Shh, shh. 905 00:49:37,686 --> 00:49:41,606 - If this gets infected and I die before we get home, 906 00:49:41,648 --> 00:49:45,443 I'm gonna haunt you so hard. 907 00:49:45,485 --> 00:49:46,695 - Understandable. 908 00:49:50,156 --> 00:49:52,826 It's gonna be a hard one to explain to the husband. 909 00:49:57,455 --> 00:50:01,876 - Yeah, well, we'll cross that bridge when we get to it. 910 00:50:01,918 --> 00:50:04,879 [pensive music] 911 00:50:04,921 --> 00:50:11,678 * * 912 00:50:47,005 --> 00:50:48,673 It's weird, right? 913 00:50:48,715 --> 00:50:49,841 - Totally. 914 00:50:52,135 --> 00:50:56,931 Do you think there will be, like, flying cars and stuff? 915 00:50:56,973 --> 00:50:59,434 - We've only been gone for three years. 916 00:50:59,476 --> 00:51:01,978 - [chuckles] Still. 917 00:51:02,020 --> 00:51:05,899 - I think it'll be exactly the same. 918 00:51:05,940 --> 00:51:07,859 And completely different. 919 00:51:10,111 --> 00:51:12,530 - What are you looking forward to most? 920 00:51:12,572 --> 00:51:14,491 - Mm. 921 00:51:14,532 --> 00:51:16,868 Floating down Alcorn River. 922 00:51:16,910 --> 00:51:19,746 Having my music back. 923 00:51:19,788 --> 00:51:22,749 Never eating another egg for the rest of my goddamn life. 924 00:51:22,791 --> 00:51:24,751 - Preach. - You? 925 00:51:32,842 --> 00:51:34,052 - [sighs] 926 00:51:36,554 --> 00:51:39,140 I'm looking forward to hugging Savannah. 927 00:51:40,850 --> 00:51:42,686 Can I say that? 928 00:51:42,727 --> 00:51:44,396 - Yeah, of course. 929 00:51:44,437 --> 00:51:45,522 She's your wife. 930 00:51:45,563 --> 00:51:46,564 - I know, but we're-- 931 00:51:46,606 --> 00:51:49,401 - I can't wait to see Tom. 932 00:51:49,442 --> 00:51:51,736 I mean, he probably waited a dignified three months 933 00:51:51,778 --> 00:51:54,572 before marrying a nice, stable farm girl 934 00:51:54,614 --> 00:51:56,241 and filling her full of babies. 935 00:51:56,282 --> 00:51:58,284 - You think? - [chuckles] 936 00:52:02,956 --> 00:52:04,499 I don't know. 937 00:52:07,293 --> 00:52:11,339 It would just be nice to get off this dumb rocket. 938 00:52:11,381 --> 00:52:13,049 Get back to life. 939 00:52:19,055 --> 00:52:21,307 - Can we still be best friends when we get back? 940 00:52:23,184 --> 00:52:24,144 Please? 941 00:52:26,813 --> 00:52:30,900 Like you said, you've been my entire world for three years. 942 00:52:34,529 --> 00:52:36,823 - Your world's about to get a lot bigger. 943 00:52:42,287 --> 00:52:45,123 [Lael Neale's "Every Star Shivers in the Dark"] 944 00:52:45,165 --> 00:52:48,293 [upbeat contemplative music] 945 00:52:48,335 --> 00:52:55,258 * * 946 00:53:08,730 --> 00:53:13,485 - * Every star shivers in the dark * 947 00:53:13,526 --> 00:53:18,907 * I've been shooting with a heavy, heavy heart * 948 00:53:18,948 --> 00:53:26,039 * * 949 00:53:26,081 --> 00:53:30,669 * Talking to losers at the stadium * 950 00:53:30,710 --> 00:53:34,214 * Telling them it's all right, let's have some fun * 951 00:53:34,255 --> 00:53:38,343 * Why can't I have some fun? * 952 00:53:38,385 --> 00:53:42,389 * Why can't I have some fun? * 953 00:53:42,430 --> 00:53:48,269 * * 954 00:53:48,311 --> 00:53:52,607 * Shaping the clay in the dark pre-dawn * 955 00:53:52,649 --> 00:53:56,319 * God made man to love someone * 956 00:53:56,361 --> 00:54:00,407 * Why can't I love someone? * 957 00:54:00,448 --> 00:54:04,953 * Why can't I love someone? * 958 00:54:04,994 --> 00:54:08,998 * I'd like to love someone * 959 00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:10,500 * * 960 00:54:10,542 --> 00:54:13,545 * Making my way through the grocery... * 961 00:54:13,586 --> 00:54:15,005 - Hey! 962 00:54:18,174 --> 00:54:21,302 [alarm blaring] 963 00:54:23,013 --> 00:54:26,975 - * So I feel for you * 964 00:54:27,017 --> 00:54:31,104 * I work in service too * 965 00:54:31,146 --> 00:54:37,402 * * 966 00:54:37,444 --> 00:54:41,406 * Alameda street-side prison tower * 967 00:54:41,448 --> 00:54:44,993 * A man pressed his hand on the window * 968 00:54:45,035 --> 00:54:49,414 * I waved a little while * 969 00:54:49,456 --> 00:54:53,543 * I waved a little while * 970 00:54:53,585 --> 00:54:58,256 * I'm gonna love someone * 971 00:54:58,298 --> 00:55:01,051 * I'm gonna love someone * 972 00:55:01,092 --> 00:55:07,682 * * 973 00:55:22,197 --> 00:55:25,158 [engine revving] 974 00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:26,534 - Goodbye. 975 00:55:51,184 --> 00:55:53,812 [high-pitched ringing] 976 00:55:53,853 --> 00:55:57,357 [reporters clamoring] 977 00:56:15,500 --> 00:56:17,669 - The successful return of Captain Kwan 978 00:56:17,711 --> 00:56:19,504 and lead science officer Adam Gherrity 979 00:56:19,546 --> 00:56:22,674 is cause for celebration the world over. 980 00:56:22,716 --> 00:56:25,593 And perhaps none will be more elated than their spouses, 981 00:56:25,635 --> 00:56:27,971 Tom Campbell and Governor Savannah Gherrity, 982 00:56:28,013 --> 00:56:29,222 who are en route as we speak. 983 00:56:29,264 --> 00:56:30,473 - [whispering] Governor? 984 00:56:30,515 --> 00:56:32,517 - At the same time, we are saddened 985 00:56:32,559 --> 00:56:34,644 to learn of the passing of lead medical officer 986 00:56:34,686 --> 00:56:37,731 Megan Benson, who passed away early in the mission 987 00:56:37,772 --> 00:56:39,524 from as-yet-unknown causes. 988 00:56:39,566 --> 00:56:41,568 - What do you think happened? 989 00:56:45,238 --> 00:56:46,906 Uh... [gun cocks] 990 00:56:46,948 --> 00:56:48,450 - [yelling] 991 00:56:48,491 --> 00:56:50,952 - No, no, Benson, stop! Benson! 992 00:56:50,994 --> 00:56:52,412 - [yells] 993 00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:56,791 Uh, she passed in her sleep. 994 00:56:58,001 --> 00:57:00,170 And as far as we can tell, 995 00:57:00,211 --> 00:57:04,132 it was either cardiac arrest or an aneurysm. 996 00:57:04,174 --> 00:57:05,508 [reporters clamoring] 997 00:57:05,550 --> 00:57:08,011 - I'm sure you all have endless questions. 998 00:57:08,053 --> 00:57:09,179 Captain Kwan, Lieutenant Gherrity? 999 00:57:09,220 --> 00:57:11,097 - Adam? 1000 00:57:11,139 --> 00:57:15,894 - Savvie. 1001 00:57:15,935 --> 00:57:19,022 [soft music] 1002 00:57:19,064 --> 00:57:25,570 * * 1003 00:57:25,612 --> 00:57:28,156 - Hi. 1004 00:57:28,198 --> 00:57:30,575 - One more question. One question. 1005 00:57:30,617 --> 00:57:31,659 - Let's go home. 1006 00:57:34,037 --> 00:57:35,497 - What are you gonna do first? 1007 00:57:50,011 --> 00:57:51,596 [knock at door] 1008 00:57:51,638 --> 00:57:53,431 - Hi. So next up is the MRI. 1009 00:57:53,473 --> 00:57:55,684 They're just getting set up. - Okay. 1010 00:57:55,725 --> 00:57:57,268 Thank you. 1011 00:57:57,310 --> 00:57:58,561 [door closes] 1012 00:57:58,603 --> 00:58:00,230 Oh, my God. 1013 00:58:00,271 --> 00:58:03,149 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 1014 00:58:08,822 --> 00:58:10,156 [knock on door] 1015 00:58:10,198 --> 00:58:11,408 Yep. 1016 00:58:13,993 --> 00:58:15,328 - Hi. 1017 00:58:15,370 --> 00:58:18,957 * * 1018 00:58:18,998 --> 00:58:20,500 - Tom. 1019 00:58:20,542 --> 00:58:22,627 Um. 1020 00:58:22,669 --> 00:58:24,963 Hi. 1021 00:58:25,005 --> 00:58:26,840 - Oh. 1022 00:58:29,217 --> 00:58:31,553 - Wait. Wait one second. 1023 00:58:31,594 --> 00:58:35,765 Uh, if you have gone and pulled a "Castaway" on me 1024 00:58:35,807 --> 00:58:38,810 and married someone else, totally cool. 1025 00:58:38,852 --> 00:58:40,478 Just tell me now because I don't think 1026 00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:41,980 I could actually do-- - No. 1027 00:58:42,022 --> 00:58:43,690 - No? 1028 00:58:45,316 --> 00:58:46,443 - Still here. 1029 00:58:50,196 --> 00:58:52,824 - Didn't you think I was dead? 1030 00:58:56,536 --> 00:58:59,205 - Do we have to do this now? 1031 00:58:59,247 --> 00:59:01,291 - Yeah, I mean, why not? 1032 00:59:01,332 --> 00:59:03,501 What else is there to talk about? 1033 00:59:03,543 --> 00:59:06,504 I mean, I wanna know. 1034 00:59:06,546 --> 00:59:10,550 - After about a year, my sister set me up with someone. 1035 00:59:10,592 --> 00:59:11,843 - Sure. 1036 00:59:11,885 --> 00:59:14,554 - And then... 1037 00:59:14,596 --> 00:59:18,058 there were three or four other short things after that. 1038 00:59:18,099 --> 00:59:20,477 They--they--they just--they-- 1039 00:59:22,896 --> 00:59:24,731 Nothing ever took. 1040 00:59:28,860 --> 00:59:31,363 They couldn't hold a candle to you. 1041 00:59:41,748 --> 00:59:45,377 - Sorry about the whole kiss attack thing earlier. 1042 00:59:47,379 --> 00:59:49,798 I was just really excited to see you. 1043 00:59:49,839 --> 00:59:52,634 And I had my team in my head just telling me 1044 00:59:52,676 --> 00:59:54,427 what an important moment this was, 1045 00:59:54,469 --> 00:59:58,306 and everything had to go just right, and... 1046 00:59:58,348 --> 01:00:03,812 inside, I was just terrified. 1047 01:00:03,853 --> 01:00:06,815 - Of what? 1048 01:00:06,856 --> 01:00:09,401 - I don't know. 1049 01:00:09,442 --> 01:00:11,194 Three years is a long time. 1050 01:00:11,236 --> 01:00:12,612 -Yeah. 1051 01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:17,033 - I really didn't think I was ever gonna see you again. 1052 01:00:17,075 --> 01:00:18,451 - Same. 1053 01:00:21,663 --> 01:00:25,083 - God knows what you must think of all this governor stuff. 1054 01:00:25,125 --> 01:00:26,584 - [scoffs] 1055 01:00:26,626 --> 01:00:28,753 - No, because I feel like I need to explain this to you 1056 01:00:28,795 --> 01:00:31,923 because listen, when you disappeared, 1057 01:00:31,965 --> 01:00:36,636 there was suddenly this spotlight on me. 1058 01:00:36,678 --> 01:00:39,222 And I couldn't just go out and have death rebound sex 1059 01:00:39,264 --> 01:00:41,808 like a normal person. 1060 01:00:41,850 --> 01:00:43,268 [sighs] 1061 01:00:43,309 --> 01:00:47,022 I had to just play the part and meet the expectations, 1062 01:00:47,063 --> 01:00:48,732 and I was stuck. 1063 01:00:50,650 --> 01:00:55,113 All I had was my work. 1064 01:00:55,155 --> 01:00:59,367 So then this opportunity to run came up, and I just took it. 1065 01:00:59,409 --> 01:01:03,038 - Listen, babe, I'm proud of you. 1066 01:01:05,081 --> 01:01:06,666 - You are? - Yeah. 1067 01:01:10,253 --> 01:01:12,964 [mellow upbeat music] 1068 01:01:13,006 --> 01:01:16,968 * * 1069 01:01:17,010 --> 01:01:21,973 So here, you have the marijuana kush or flower. 1070 01:01:22,015 --> 01:01:24,309 Here, you have the blueberry, luscious, wholesome. 1071 01:01:24,351 --> 01:01:27,354 - She was, like, screaming at Adam... 1072 01:01:27,395 --> 01:01:29,230 coming toward, um... 1073 01:01:29,272 --> 01:01:31,608 - * Can't you see? * 1074 01:01:31,649 --> 01:01:33,777 [Ariel Days' "You Love Me In My Dreams"] 1075 01:01:33,818 --> 01:01:36,154 * And do you ever * 1076 01:01:36,196 --> 01:01:38,239 * * 1077 01:01:38,281 --> 01:01:40,450 * Dream of me? * 1078 01:01:40,492 --> 01:01:42,702 * * 1079 01:01:42,744 --> 01:01:45,080 * Please just listen * 1080 01:01:45,121 --> 01:01:47,332 * * 1081 01:01:47,374 --> 01:01:49,209 - We have one that goes like this. 1082 01:01:49,250 --> 01:01:51,002 [drill whirring] 1083 01:01:51,044 --> 01:01:52,420 Slower. 1084 01:01:52,462 --> 01:01:53,922 And it's erratic, 1085 01:01:53,963 --> 01:01:55,423 but that's what I like about it. 1086 01:01:58,593 --> 01:01:59,719 You wanna try? 1087 01:02:02,389 --> 01:02:03,473 - Yeah, I'm fine. 1088 01:02:04,933 --> 01:02:06,893 - I'm fine. 1089 01:02:06,935 --> 01:02:08,436 I'm okay. 1090 01:02:10,063 --> 01:02:12,732 Just... both: Just happy to be home. 1091 01:02:16,069 --> 01:02:17,445 - Where is this guy? 1092 01:02:17,487 --> 01:02:19,656 They run out of ink? - [laughs] 1093 01:02:19,698 --> 01:02:22,117 It's NASA, don't--don't they have printers here? 1094 01:02:22,158 --> 01:02:23,410 Sign these papers. 1095 01:02:23,451 --> 01:02:25,078 - [flatly] Sign this paper. 1096 01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:28,373 [chuckles] - It doesn't feel real. 1097 01:02:28,415 --> 01:02:30,375 - I'm here. - I know. 1098 01:02:30,417 --> 01:02:32,210 - I'm so sorry. 1099 01:02:32,252 --> 01:02:34,254 We just need a few more security guards out there 1100 01:02:34,295 --> 01:02:36,214 to help keep the press at bay. 1101 01:02:36,256 --> 01:02:39,134 - No worries. - Not a problem. 1102 01:02:39,175 --> 01:02:42,387 I promise it's gonna start feeling normal soon. 1103 01:02:42,429 --> 01:02:43,596 - Yeah. 1104 01:02:43,638 --> 01:02:45,807 - Oh, I'm so glad we didn't miss you guys. 1105 01:02:45,849 --> 01:02:47,392 - Hey, guys. - Hi. 1106 01:02:47,434 --> 01:02:48,893 It's so good to see you, Jane. 1107 01:02:48,935 --> 01:02:50,603 - You too, Savannah. - Hi. 1108 01:02:50,645 --> 01:02:52,939 That farewell dinner feels like a lifetime ago. 1109 01:02:52,981 --> 01:02:55,400 Oh, my God, yeah, two lifetimes ago. 1110 01:02:55,442 --> 01:02:56,401 - I know. - Hey. 1111 01:02:56,443 --> 01:02:57,527 Hey. How's it going? 1112 01:02:57,569 --> 01:02:58,903 - Thanks for taking care of my girl. 1113 01:02:58,945 --> 01:03:00,280 - More like she took care of me. 1114 01:03:00,321 --> 01:03:01,489 - [chuckles] 1115 01:03:03,116 --> 01:03:05,410 - I'm keeping the girls. 1116 01:03:05,452 --> 01:03:06,494 - Oh. - Yeah. 1117 01:03:06,536 --> 01:03:07,746 - The girls? - The hens. 1118 01:03:07,787 --> 01:03:09,789 That's what we call the hens. - Oh. 1119 01:03:09,831 --> 01:03:12,125 - Unless you guys want some. 1120 01:03:12,167 --> 01:03:13,918 - Oh, um-- - Why not? 1121 01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:15,920 We've got the space. - I don't know. 1122 01:03:15,962 --> 01:03:18,048 You know, if I deployed-- - Come on. 1123 01:03:18,089 --> 01:03:20,884 You guys are international space heroes now. 1124 01:03:20,925 --> 01:03:22,594 Your deployment days are behind you. 1125 01:03:22,635 --> 01:03:24,179 I mean, you're celebrities. - Okay, okay. 1126 01:03:24,220 --> 01:03:25,680 It's just they make a mess. - Wait, wait, wait. 1127 01:03:25,722 --> 01:03:27,891 How much of a mess are we talking about here? 1128 01:03:27,932 --> 01:03:29,476 - Oh, no, they're great. They're great. 1129 01:03:29,517 --> 01:03:31,144 I'm really glad you're taking them. 1130 01:03:31,186 --> 01:03:35,607 I wanted to take Benson home, but they said no, so-- 1131 01:03:35,648 --> 01:03:37,233 - [chuckles] 1132 01:03:37,275 --> 01:03:39,903 - Okay, so your discharge papers are ready now. 1133 01:03:39,944 --> 01:03:41,654 - All right. - Hey, you know what? 1134 01:03:41,696 --> 01:03:42,906 Why don't Tom and I handle this? 1135 01:03:42,947 --> 01:03:45,283 You guys just take a minute. Say goodbye. 1136 01:03:45,325 --> 01:03:46,785 - Oh. - Yeah. I got it. 1137 01:03:46,826 --> 01:03:48,286 - Are you sure? - Yeah, yeah, of course. 1138 01:03:48,328 --> 01:03:49,871 - Yeah. Yeah. - All right. 1139 01:03:54,709 --> 01:03:56,294 - Ate a Pop-Tart this morning. 1140 01:03:56,336 --> 01:03:58,213 - Oh, yeah? How was it? 1141 01:03:58,254 --> 01:04:01,383 - Well, after your homemade ones, I'm a little ruined. 1142 01:04:01,424 --> 01:04:04,135 Mm, well. [both chuckle] 1143 01:04:04,177 --> 01:04:05,804 I'll get you the recipe. 1144 01:04:05,845 --> 01:04:08,181 All you need is a steady supply of fresh, 1145 01:04:08,223 --> 01:04:10,850 unpasteurized goat's milk. 1146 01:04:12,769 --> 01:04:15,271 - So I'll hear from you. 1147 01:04:15,313 --> 01:04:16,940 - Yeah, of course. I mean, we'll see each other. 1148 01:04:16,981 --> 01:04:18,149 We've got interviews coming up-- 1149 01:04:18,191 --> 01:04:19,150 - Not like that. 1150 01:04:19,192 --> 01:04:21,486 [pensive music] 1151 01:04:21,528 --> 01:04:23,321 Will you be a part of my life? 1152 01:04:23,363 --> 01:04:30,245 * * 1153 01:04:31,204 --> 01:04:32,956 - No. 1154 01:04:32,997 --> 01:04:35,375 - Come on. 1155 01:04:35,417 --> 01:04:38,962 Just a phone call every now and then, you know? 1156 01:04:39,004 --> 01:04:41,006 Old friends checking up on each other. 1157 01:04:41,047 --> 01:04:44,676 - Adam, we were stuck in a box for three years, 1158 01:04:44,718 --> 01:04:47,512 and it messed with our heads. 1159 01:04:47,554 --> 01:04:48,888 And now we're out of that box. 1160 01:04:51,391 --> 01:04:52,767 This is real. 1161 01:04:52,809 --> 01:04:55,729 Up there, it wasn't real. 1162 01:04:57,230 --> 01:04:59,357 - You ready? 1163 01:04:59,399 --> 01:05:02,027 Huh. Yeah. 1164 01:05:03,778 --> 01:05:07,490 So, well, bye. 1165 01:05:07,532 --> 01:05:09,617 - See you guys. - Bye. 1166 01:05:09,659 --> 01:05:10,744 See you, Adam. 1167 01:05:13,496 --> 01:05:17,167 Discharged. - Discharged. 1168 01:05:17,208 --> 01:05:23,006 - We're on in five, four, three, two... 1169 01:05:23,048 --> 01:05:24,924 - Adam, the world wants to know. 1170 01:05:24,966 --> 01:05:27,677 How did you survive in space? 1171 01:05:27,719 --> 01:05:29,012 - Well, that's a loaded question. 1172 01:05:29,054 --> 01:05:30,597 - Yeah. 1173 01:05:30,638 --> 01:05:33,892 We basically had a living, breathing ecosystem 1174 01:05:33,933 --> 01:05:35,894 on the ship, so we were able 1175 01:05:35,935 --> 01:05:37,395 to sustain our own food, 1176 01:05:37,437 --> 01:05:39,564 and the ship created oxygen. 1177 01:05:39,606 --> 01:05:42,484 And we, um, 1178 01:05:42,525 --> 01:05:44,319 we made our way through it. 1179 01:05:44,361 --> 01:05:46,863 - He was just circling the grocery parking lot. 1180 01:05:46,905 --> 01:05:48,073 - Is this the parking lot story again? 1181 01:05:48,114 --> 01:05:49,366 - Over and over. - Come on. 1182 01:05:49,407 --> 01:05:51,743 - I wanna, like, close it. There we go. 1183 01:05:55,455 --> 01:05:58,083 - So what have the two of you been doing to reconnect, 1184 01:05:58,124 --> 01:06:00,627 I mean, after three years? 1185 01:06:00,669 --> 01:06:02,170 - Well, we've been trying to make up 1186 01:06:02,212 --> 01:06:04,255 for lost time, you know? 1187 01:06:04,297 --> 01:06:11,262 * * 1188 01:06:14,015 --> 01:06:16,643 - And my wife's the governor. - [chuckles] 1189 01:06:16,685 --> 01:06:19,312 - Yeah, so that's a little... different. 1190 01:06:19,354 --> 01:06:21,022 - Yeah, you know what, Frank? I don't wanna hear it. 1191 01:06:21,064 --> 01:06:23,191 This bill's gonna go through with or without you. 1192 01:06:23,233 --> 01:06:25,527 So you can either choose to be on the side of the poor kids 1193 01:06:25,568 --> 01:06:27,904 who wanna learn their colors and their goddamn ABCs 1194 01:06:27,946 --> 01:06:30,407 or you can cast a losing vote against equal access 1195 01:06:30,448 --> 01:06:33,284 to education and deal with the voters in November. 1196 01:06:35,537 --> 01:06:37,122 Good choice, Frank. 1197 01:06:37,163 --> 01:06:38,665 Hi. - You know, this isn't fair. 1198 01:06:38,707 --> 01:06:40,458 - What? - I orbit Jupiter, 1199 01:06:40,500 --> 01:06:43,128 I come home, and I'm still a schlub in this relationship. 1200 01:06:43,169 --> 01:06:45,255 - Yeah, well, you're my schlub. 1201 01:06:45,296 --> 01:06:47,882 [phone rings] - Uh, Governor. 1202 01:06:47,924 --> 01:06:51,052 [phone buzzing] 1203 01:07:01,396 --> 01:07:05,066 - You know, this one is my favorite. 1204 01:07:07,485 --> 01:07:08,820 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 1205 01:07:08,862 --> 01:07:11,156 - I thought you hated tattoos. 1206 01:07:11,197 --> 01:07:13,658 - Well, yeah, normally I do, but... 1207 01:07:13,700 --> 01:07:16,911 all of these, they're like-- 1208 01:07:16,953 --> 01:07:20,749 you know, like a map of your grand adventure up there. 1209 01:07:20,790 --> 01:07:23,001 - I like that. 1210 01:07:23,043 --> 01:07:24,878 - I can just, boop, boop. 1211 01:07:24,919 --> 01:07:26,379 - [chuckles] 1212 01:07:26,421 --> 01:07:27,380 - Hello. 1213 01:07:30,842 --> 01:07:32,385 What was your favorite part? 1214 01:07:34,763 --> 01:07:37,515 - Um... 1215 01:07:37,557 --> 01:07:41,728 I guess the dancing. 1216 01:07:41,770 --> 01:07:45,357 Adam made a surprisingly good dance partner. 1217 01:07:45,398 --> 01:07:46,733 - [chuckles] 1218 01:07:48,568 --> 01:07:50,570 That's good. 1219 01:07:50,612 --> 01:07:54,199 I'm guessing the worst part was losing Benson, right? 1220 01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:55,700 You know, I actually never asked. 1221 01:07:55,742 --> 01:07:59,120 Who found her? Was it you? 1222 01:07:59,162 --> 01:08:00,538 - No. 1223 01:08:00,580 --> 01:08:02,457 Adam found her. - Good. 1224 01:08:11,591 --> 01:08:14,094 - What do you think about going on a trip? 1225 01:08:15,845 --> 01:08:17,972 - A trip? 1226 01:08:18,014 --> 01:08:21,726 - Yeah, Iceland, to see the northern lights. 1227 01:08:21,768 --> 01:08:23,395 - Iceland, huh? 1228 01:08:23,436 --> 01:08:24,354 - Mm-hmm. 1229 01:08:26,898 --> 01:08:28,608 - Yeah, sure. 1230 01:08:28,650 --> 01:08:31,236 But, I mean, I--I-- 1231 01:08:31,277 --> 01:08:32,946 it feels like you just gone back 1232 01:08:32,987 --> 01:08:35,615 and you're ready to leave again so soon? 1233 01:08:35,657 --> 01:08:37,909 - Oh, no, I just, 1234 01:08:37,951 --> 01:08:41,955 um, thought it would be a nice way to reconnect. 1235 01:08:43,623 --> 01:08:46,418 - No, ah... 1236 01:08:46,459 --> 01:08:47,961 I'm sorry. 1237 01:08:50,463 --> 01:08:52,382 Look, of course you wanna go on a trip. 1238 01:08:52,424 --> 01:08:57,053 I keep forgetting that you were trapped 1239 01:08:57,095 --> 01:08:59,431 in a box for the last three years. 1240 01:08:59,472 --> 01:09:01,141 Yeah. 1241 01:09:01,182 --> 01:09:05,061 We can go on a trip, anywhere you want, just you and me. 1242 01:09:12,861 --> 01:09:16,072 [Jimmy Lewis' "How Long Is a Heartache Supposed to Last"] 1243 01:09:16,114 --> 01:09:22,328 - * To keep from crying, I be talking... * 1244 01:09:22,370 --> 01:09:24,831 - And how are you getting on now that you're home? 1245 01:09:24,873 --> 01:09:27,000 - Um, very well. Thank you. 1246 01:09:27,042 --> 01:09:30,420 - I'd imagine the boredom would be the worst bit. 1247 01:09:30,462 --> 01:09:32,964 - You know, we never really experienced boredom. 1248 01:09:33,006 --> 01:09:34,799 There was always things to do. 1249 01:09:34,841 --> 01:09:36,301 - For instance? 1250 01:09:36,343 --> 01:09:40,138 - Well, uh, we would bet on chicken races, 1251 01:09:40,180 --> 01:09:42,682 tried to write the next great pop song. 1252 01:09:42,724 --> 01:09:44,517 We would invent handshakes. 1253 01:09:44,559 --> 01:09:48,146 And I spent quite a bit of time trying to crossbreed 1254 01:09:48,188 --> 01:09:51,149 a marijuana blueberry plant. 1255 01:09:51,191 --> 01:09:53,777 Actually, still working on that one. 1256 01:09:53,818 --> 01:09:55,987 Marijuana's still legal, right? 1257 01:09:56,029 --> 01:09:57,322 - As long as I'm governor. 1258 01:09:57,364 --> 01:10:00,992 [laughter] 1259 01:10:01,034 --> 01:10:02,994 - * I know the feeling * 1260 01:10:03,036 --> 01:10:05,789 * When I feel like I'm dying * 1261 01:10:05,830 --> 01:10:08,166 * * 1262 01:10:08,208 --> 01:10:11,503 * I put my baby's picture in bed with me * 1263 01:10:11,544 --> 01:10:13,755 * * 1264 01:10:13,797 --> 01:10:16,091 * Then I feel fine * 1265 01:10:16,132 --> 01:10:18,218 * But I wanna know * 1266 01:10:18,259 --> 01:10:21,596 * Oh, I wanna know * 1267 01:10:21,638 --> 01:10:25,016 * Why can't she be * 1268 01:10:25,058 --> 01:10:26,810 * * 1269 01:10:26,851 --> 01:10:29,688 * Just another woman * 1270 01:10:29,729 --> 01:10:36,403 * That I've loved in my past? * 1271 01:10:36,444 --> 01:10:37,612 * * 1272 01:10:37,654 --> 01:10:40,156 * Oh, oh * 1273 01:10:40,198 --> 01:10:42,659 * Oh, oh, oh * 1274 01:10:42,701 --> 01:10:48,039 * How long is the heartache supposed... * 1275 01:10:48,081 --> 01:10:50,333 - [clears throat] 1276 01:10:50,375 --> 01:10:52,252 Excuse me, ma'am. Can you help me? 1277 01:10:52,293 --> 01:10:56,423 I think I may have dropped something. 1278 01:10:56,464 --> 01:11:00,385 Um, sure. 1279 01:11:00,427 --> 01:11:01,511 - Ew! 1280 01:11:04,514 --> 01:11:07,142 So one of them pooped on my shoe. 1281 01:11:07,183 --> 01:11:08,518 - Are you sure it was them? 1282 01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:09,561 - Was it you? 1283 01:11:09,602 --> 01:11:10,937 - Come on. Poop is a sign of love. 1284 01:11:10,979 --> 01:11:12,439 Stop it. 1285 01:11:12,480 --> 01:11:14,232 - I think we need to talk about moving the coop outside. 1286 01:11:14,274 --> 01:11:15,525 [chickens clucking] 1287 01:11:15,567 --> 01:11:17,027 - Baby, they're indoor chickens. 1288 01:11:17,068 --> 01:11:18,737 That's all they know. - They're chickens. 1289 01:11:18,778 --> 01:11:21,114 I feel like they'll adjust. 1290 01:11:28,079 --> 01:11:30,915 [Lionel Richie's "All Night Long"] 1291 01:11:30,957 --> 01:11:38,131 * * 1292 01:11:46,598 --> 01:11:48,725 - * Well, my friends, the time has-- * 1293 01:11:50,643 --> 01:11:53,063 - [panting] 1294 01:11:59,319 --> 01:12:01,696 - I'm sorry this is taking so long. 1295 01:12:01,738 --> 01:12:04,115 Just ten more minutes, okay? 1296 01:12:04,157 --> 01:12:05,283 - That's fine. 1297 01:12:07,494 --> 01:12:10,163 Do you maybe wanna take this dance class with me? 1298 01:12:13,792 --> 01:12:17,712 - [laughing] 1299 01:12:17,754 --> 01:12:19,005 You know I have two left feet. 1300 01:12:19,047 --> 01:12:21,132 Come on. I'd kill myself. 1301 01:12:23,635 --> 01:12:24,594 - All right. 1302 01:12:24,636 --> 01:12:26,388 [phone dings] 1303 01:12:30,433 --> 01:12:34,062 Who's Amber? - She's nobody. 1304 01:12:34,104 --> 01:12:36,606 - What's she wanna talk about? 1305 01:12:36,648 --> 01:12:37,565 - I don't know. 1306 01:12:48,576 --> 01:12:49,911 Okay. 1307 01:12:49,953 --> 01:12:51,996 We, um, 1308 01:12:52,038 --> 01:12:53,498 we went on a few dates. 1309 01:12:53,540 --> 01:12:55,542 - Okay. Recently? 1310 01:12:58,211 --> 01:12:59,421 How many dates? 1311 01:13:01,006 --> 01:13:02,048 - Five or six. 1312 01:13:02,090 --> 01:13:04,551 - Tom, you need to call her. 1313 01:13:06,136 --> 01:13:07,679 - Why? 1314 01:13:07,721 --> 01:13:10,432 - I mean, you had a relationship with this person. 1315 01:13:10,473 --> 01:13:12,183 She deserves to know where you are. 1316 01:13:12,225 --> 01:13:14,477 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Babe, no. No. 1317 01:13:14,519 --> 01:13:16,521 I definitely did not have a relationship with-- 1318 01:13:16,563 --> 01:13:18,940 - Maybe we should talk to her together. 1319 01:13:18,982 --> 01:13:20,108 - What are you talking about? 1320 01:13:20,150 --> 01:13:21,568 - Yeah, like, maybe that would help. 1321 01:13:21,609 --> 01:13:23,194 - Help what? 1322 01:13:23,236 --> 01:13:24,821 - I mean, it's not her fault that your wife 1323 01:13:24,863 --> 01:13:27,657 miraculously returned after three years. 1324 01:13:27,699 --> 01:13:30,326 I mean, what is she supposed to do? 1325 01:13:30,368 --> 01:13:32,871 Act like nothing happened, like you didn't have 1326 01:13:32,912 --> 01:13:35,123 a meaningful connection, 1327 01:13:35,165 --> 01:13:38,043 like it wasn't going somewhere? 1328 01:13:38,084 --> 01:13:39,252 Like-- - Jane, Jane. 1329 01:13:40,879 --> 01:13:43,131 - What? 1330 01:13:43,173 --> 01:13:44,716 - What's happening? 1331 01:13:47,927 --> 01:13:49,304 - Um... 1332 01:14:02,359 --> 01:14:04,110 I slept with Adam. 1333 01:14:14,537 --> 01:14:15,580 - Oh. 1334 01:14:25,423 --> 01:14:28,051 - Okay, so we got 15 minutes for this meet and greet, 1335 01:14:28,093 --> 01:14:30,178 and then, we head into the event. 1336 01:14:30,220 --> 01:14:31,763 Okay? 1337 01:14:31,805 --> 01:14:32,722 - Okay. 1338 01:14:35,141 --> 01:14:37,936 - Everything okay? 1339 01:14:37,977 --> 01:14:39,437 - Yeah. 1340 01:14:39,479 --> 01:14:41,564 Just been going nonstop since I got back. 1341 01:14:41,606 --> 01:14:43,608 - I know. 1342 01:14:43,650 --> 01:14:45,819 - I don't know, maybe we could pull back a little bit, 1343 01:14:45,860 --> 01:14:47,237 find some time to talk. 1344 01:14:47,278 --> 01:14:49,239 - We could talk right now. 1345 01:14:50,990 --> 01:14:52,450 Baby, I'm the governor. 1346 01:14:52,492 --> 01:14:54,411 I have responsibilities. I can't just stop. 1347 01:14:54,452 --> 01:14:57,247 Yeah, your job is meet and greets and fundraisers. 1348 01:14:57,288 --> 01:14:59,958 - Yeah, that's the job. 1349 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:01,126 What? 1350 01:15:01,167 --> 01:15:02,210 What is it that you wanna talk about 1351 01:15:02,252 --> 01:15:03,670 that we can't talk about right now? 1352 01:15:03,712 --> 01:15:06,131 - I don't know, maybe the time Benson tried to kill me 1353 01:15:06,172 --> 01:15:09,676 and Jane had to axe her in the back to save my life. 1354 01:15:09,718 --> 01:15:11,177 - [clears throat] 1355 01:15:13,555 --> 01:15:15,056 - God is that what you wanna talk about? 1356 01:15:15,098 --> 01:15:16,516 - No. 1357 01:15:23,064 --> 01:15:29,154 - See, I think I know what you wanna talk about, but... 1358 01:15:29,195 --> 01:15:32,824 I really don't wanna talk about it. 1359 01:15:32,866 --> 01:15:39,497 So if you could just tell me that it's over, 1360 01:15:39,539 --> 01:15:41,666 maybe that would be enough. 1361 01:15:41,708 --> 01:15:43,877 - It is. 1362 01:15:43,918 --> 01:15:45,211 - Good. 1363 01:15:48,381 --> 01:15:49,591 Are we good? 1364 01:15:53,678 --> 01:15:54,637 - Yeah. 1365 01:15:57,140 --> 01:16:00,769 - I'll see what I can cancel over the next few weeks, okay? 1366 01:16:00,810 --> 01:16:02,312 Thank you. 1367 01:16:04,564 --> 01:16:06,316 - There is one thing we can't avoid, though. 1368 01:16:06,358 --> 01:16:08,026 - What? - Eh. 1369 01:16:08,068 --> 01:16:11,029 [patriotic music] 1370 01:16:11,071 --> 01:16:12,405 * * 1371 01:16:12,447 --> 01:16:15,408 [reporters clamoring] 1372 01:16:25,710 --> 01:16:28,630 [applause] 1373 01:16:52,445 --> 01:16:53,947 Hi, Jane. You look lovely. 1374 01:16:53,988 --> 01:16:56,241 - Thank you. So do you. 1375 01:16:56,282 --> 01:16:57,534 - Long time. 1376 01:16:57,575 --> 01:16:59,244 - It's been nine days. 1377 01:16:59,285 --> 01:17:00,912 - Seriously? - Mm-hmm. 1378 01:17:00,954 --> 01:17:04,499 - Man, I guess time's messed up here, too, right? 1379 01:17:04,541 --> 01:17:06,418 - Where's your sweet husband? 1380 01:17:07,502 --> 01:17:09,879 - Oh, um... 1381 01:17:09,921 --> 01:17:12,924 the story for tonight is that he has the flu. 1382 01:17:12,966 --> 01:17:16,845 But we are actually splitting up. 1383 01:17:16,886 --> 01:17:19,305 - Wait, you're what? - Yeah. I know. 1384 01:17:19,347 --> 01:17:21,683 It must sound-- [laughs] 1385 01:17:21,725 --> 01:17:26,104 And Tom, he really is perfect. 1386 01:17:26,146 --> 01:17:28,940 I think when we got married, I thought that would be enough, 1387 01:17:28,982 --> 01:17:30,734 you know, the fact that we make sense 1388 01:17:30,775 --> 01:17:33,445 for each other or something. 1389 01:17:33,486 --> 01:17:37,073 But we just never really fit. 1390 01:17:37,115 --> 01:17:41,036 And as much as we wanted to, it just wasn't meant to be. 1391 01:17:42,245 --> 01:17:43,747 - Wow. 1392 01:17:43,788 --> 01:17:44,664 Poor Tom. 1393 01:17:44,706 --> 01:17:46,124 - Oh, he is better off. 1394 01:17:46,166 --> 01:17:47,334 - I'm sure. 1395 01:17:49,085 --> 01:17:50,670 Oh, I didn't mean that how it sounded. 1396 01:17:50,712 --> 01:17:53,590 I'm sorry. - That's okay. 1397 01:17:53,631 --> 01:17:57,177 - Well, don't let us keep you from mingling. 1398 01:17:57,218 --> 01:17:59,346 Yeah, right, um... 1399 01:18:00,764 --> 01:18:01,681 Okay. 1400 01:18:06,811 --> 01:18:10,440 - So what I usually do is crumble the Pop Tarts 1401 01:18:10,482 --> 01:18:12,317 into the eggs and scramble. 1402 01:18:12,359 --> 01:18:13,985 - Yeah, every Halloween. 1403 01:18:14,027 --> 01:18:15,070 Little astronaut. 1404 01:18:17,405 --> 01:18:19,491 What were you-- - [clears throat] 1405 01:18:22,577 --> 01:18:24,079 Madame President. 1406 01:18:24,120 --> 01:18:27,749 - I understand you both are excellent dancers. 1407 01:18:27,791 --> 01:18:30,001 - Oh. - Uh, um... 1408 01:18:30,043 --> 01:18:32,671 - No. - Please. 1409 01:18:32,712 --> 01:18:34,964 Won't you honor us with a dance? 1410 01:18:35,006 --> 01:18:37,384 - I don't think-- - Oh, no, I feel-- 1411 01:18:37,425 --> 01:18:38,718 - I insist. 1412 01:18:40,470 --> 01:18:41,638 - Of course. 1413 01:18:44,057 --> 01:18:46,976 [applause] 1414 01:19:05,203 --> 01:19:08,248 [Japanese Breakfast's "Head Over Heels"] 1415 01:19:08,289 --> 01:19:11,251 [soft romantic music] 1416 01:19:11,292 --> 01:19:18,425 * * 1417 01:19:25,181 --> 01:19:30,645 - * I wanted to be with you alone * 1418 01:19:30,687 --> 01:19:31,938 * * 1419 01:19:31,980 --> 01:19:36,735 * And talk about the weather * 1420 01:19:36,776 --> 01:19:39,821 * But traditions I can trace * 1421 01:19:39,863 --> 01:19:45,368 * Against the child in your face * 1422 01:19:45,410 --> 01:19:48,663 * Won't escape my attention * 1423 01:19:48,705 --> 01:19:52,000 * * 1424 01:19:52,042 --> 01:19:57,422 * You keep your distance with a system of touch * 1425 01:19:57,464 --> 01:19:59,507 * * 1426 01:19:59,549 --> 01:20:02,510 * And gentle persuasion * 1427 01:20:02,552 --> 01:20:04,596 * * 1428 01:20:04,637 --> 01:20:07,724 * I'm lost in admiration * 1429 01:20:07,766 --> 01:20:11,770 * Could I need you this much? * 1430 01:20:11,811 --> 01:20:14,606 * You're wasting my time * 1431 01:20:14,647 --> 01:20:18,568 * You're just wasting time * 1432 01:20:18,610 --> 01:20:24,574 * Something happens and I'm head over heels * 1433 01:20:24,616 --> 01:20:27,911 * I never find out * 1434 01:20:27,952 --> 01:20:32,540 * Till I'm head over heels * 1435 01:20:32,582 --> 01:20:38,088 * Something happens and I'm head over heels * 1436 01:20:38,129 --> 01:20:44,260 * Oh, don't take my, don't break my heart, don't * 1437 01:20:44,302 --> 01:20:46,429 * Don't throw it away * 1438 01:20:46,471 --> 01:20:53,228 * * 1439 01:21:21,381 --> 01:21:25,552 [applause] 1440 01:21:40,567 --> 01:21:41,901 - That was great. 1441 01:21:47,907 --> 01:21:50,201 - Well, we are so glad that you're back. 1442 01:21:50,243 --> 01:21:51,286 - It's been great. 1443 01:21:51,327 --> 01:21:53,329 - And that waltz, you were wonderful. 1444 01:21:53,371 --> 01:21:55,915 - Thank you, Madame President. - I told you you would be. 1445 01:21:55,957 --> 01:21:57,375 Happy campaigning to you. 1446 01:21:57,417 --> 01:21:59,586 I know you'll do a wonderful job for your state. 1447 01:21:59,627 --> 01:22:02,297 They're lucky to have you. - Thank you. 1448 01:22:02,339 --> 01:22:03,757 - Well, take care. 1449 01:22:03,798 --> 01:22:05,884 - Thank you. 1450 01:22:22,567 --> 01:22:24,277 - Just say it. 1451 01:22:24,319 --> 01:22:26,529 - I love you. - [sighs] 1452 01:22:26,571 --> 01:22:27,697 You're an asshole. 1453 01:22:34,621 --> 01:22:36,039 What happened up there? 1454 01:22:36,081 --> 01:22:37,374 - Nothing. 1455 01:22:41,378 --> 01:22:42,962 And everything. 1456 01:22:47,300 --> 01:22:49,761 It's okay. 1457 01:22:49,803 --> 01:22:51,638 I mean, it's not okay. 1458 01:22:57,310 --> 01:22:58,853 - Can I... 1459 01:23:10,448 --> 01:23:12,742 - Tell Jane I hate her. 1460 01:23:25,797 --> 01:23:28,758 [pensive music] 1461 01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:30,218 Thank you. 1462 01:23:30,260 --> 01:23:37,183 * * 1463 01:23:53,116 --> 01:23:54,993 - Hi. 1464 01:23:55,035 --> 01:23:56,327 Hey. 1465 01:23:59,998 --> 01:24:01,541 - Where's Savannah? 1466 01:24:01,583 --> 01:24:03,501 - She left. 1467 01:24:03,543 --> 01:24:05,128 - Oh. 1468 01:24:05,170 --> 01:24:07,339 - She wanted me to let you know that she hates you. 1469 01:24:07,380 --> 01:24:08,340 - She does? 1470 01:24:08,381 --> 01:24:10,258 - Yeah. 1471 01:24:10,300 --> 01:24:11,760 - Why is that? 1472 01:24:18,099 --> 01:24:20,393 Oh. 1473 01:24:20,435 --> 01:24:21,811 - Yeah. 1474 01:24:21,853 --> 01:24:23,772 - Okay. So... 1475 01:24:23,813 --> 01:24:30,862 * * 1476 01:24:30,904 --> 01:24:33,698 Is this just, like, an elaborate ploy 1477 01:24:33,740 --> 01:24:35,116 for my Pop-Tart recipe? 1478 01:24:35,158 --> 01:24:37,243 - Shh. 1479 01:24:39,996 --> 01:24:41,748 You wanna get a drink? 1480 01:24:44,376 --> 01:24:46,961 - You know, we should probably-- 1481 01:24:47,003 --> 01:24:48,088 - Oh, my God. Are you pregnant? 1482 01:24:48,129 --> 01:24:50,215 - No. - You touched your stomach. 1483 01:24:50,256 --> 01:24:51,174 So? 1484 01:24:51,216 --> 01:24:52,342 We had all that unprotected sex. 1485 01:24:52,384 --> 01:24:55,345 - Oh, is this why you're choosing me? 1486 01:24:55,387 --> 01:24:57,222 'Cause bro, if this is just, like, 1487 01:24:57,263 --> 01:24:59,974 your biological urge to procreate-- 1488 01:25:00,016 --> 01:25:02,352 - Oh, God, no. 1489 01:25:03,770 --> 01:25:05,146 I choose you. 1490 01:25:06,606 --> 01:25:10,360 And not because I chemically attached, which I did. 1491 01:25:10,402 --> 01:25:14,447 And not because I wanna have your babies, which I do. 1492 01:25:16,116 --> 01:25:17,992 It's because we're meant to be. 1493 01:25:19,369 --> 01:25:20,745 - Lame. 1494 01:25:20,787 --> 01:25:22,414 We're all robots. 1495 01:25:22,455 --> 01:25:23,957 - Yeah. 1496 01:25:23,998 --> 01:25:25,917 - What I was gonna say this, we should probably 1497 01:25:25,959 --> 01:25:28,294 keep this on the down-low for a little while. 1498 01:25:28,336 --> 01:25:29,587 - Right. Down low. 1499 01:25:29,629 --> 01:25:31,089 - You don't wanna cause a stir. 1500 01:25:31,131 --> 01:25:33,174 - No stir. - No stir. 1501 01:25:34,426 --> 01:25:35,301 [camera shutter snaps] 1502 01:25:45,937 --> 01:25:47,230 Do you wanna go on a trip? 1503 01:25:50,233 --> 01:25:51,609 - Yeah. 1504 01:25:51,651 --> 01:25:54,612 [upbeat electronic music] 1505 01:25:54,654 --> 01:25:56,781 * * 1506 01:25:56,823 --> 01:25:59,284 - Okay. - Okay. 1507 01:25:59,325 --> 01:26:03,288 - So this might be crazy, but... 1508 01:26:03,329 --> 01:26:08,293 what do you think about renting "Aliens"? 1509 01:26:08,335 --> 01:26:10,086 - You wanna watch "Alien" again? 1510 01:26:10,128 --> 01:26:13,381 - No, "Aliens." 1511 01:26:13,423 --> 01:26:14,632 The second one. 1512 01:26:14,674 --> 01:26:17,635 - They made anoth-- oh, hell--absolutely not. 1513 01:26:17,677 --> 01:26:20,722 No. - Come on. 1514 01:26:20,764 --> 01:26:23,141 That's, like, our movie. 1515 01:26:23,183 --> 01:26:24,976 - Let's watch "Casablanca." 1516 01:26:25,018 --> 01:26:27,103 - Okay. We can watch both. 1517 01:26:27,145 --> 01:26:29,481 You wanna make it a double feature? 1518 01:26:29,522 --> 01:26:32,317 - Perfect--the double feature will be "Casablanca" 1519 01:26:32,359 --> 01:26:33,902 and "The Princess Bride." - [laughs] 1520 01:26:33,943 --> 01:26:36,821 Okay, why don't we shut your dumb mouth 1521 01:26:36,863 --> 01:26:39,157 and we watch "Aliens"? - Okay. 1522 01:26:39,199 --> 01:26:41,576 With the double feature of "Casablanca." 1523 01:26:41,618 --> 01:26:43,495 We can talk through it. 1524 01:26:43,536 --> 01:26:45,330 And you have to press your boobs against me. 1525 01:26:45,372 --> 01:26:47,499 - Mm. 1526 01:26:47,540 --> 01:26:48,833 Deal. 1527 01:26:48,875 --> 01:26:50,669 [Barrie's "Frankie"] 1528 01:26:50,710 --> 01:26:54,506 - * Wait for the break when we get some rain * 1529 01:26:54,547 --> 01:26:58,301 * Swim in the creeks that the New Deal laid * 1530 01:26:58,343 --> 01:27:01,763 * Can't break even but can't complain * 1531 01:27:01,805 --> 01:27:04,849 * Pushed right back to try it again * 1532 01:27:04,891 --> 01:27:07,811 [vocalizing] 1533 01:27:07,852 --> 01:27:14,609 * * 1534 01:27:34,754 --> 01:27:38,383 * Born with devotion * 1535 01:27:38,425 --> 01:27:42,554 * Pushed into motion, God, don't stop * 1536 01:27:42,595 --> 01:27:49,394 * * 1537 01:27:49,436 --> 01:27:53,690 * Making it harder * 1538 01:27:53,732 --> 01:27:59,070 * Ooh, all the time * 1539 01:27:59,112 --> 01:28:04,075 * * 1540 01:28:04,117 --> 01:28:07,787 * Just wanna move to Virginia * 1541 01:28:07,829 --> 01:28:12,000 * Get a dog and a house with a human name * 1542 01:28:12,042 --> 01:28:19,007 * * 1543 01:28:19,049 --> 01:28:22,594 * Call me Linda Tomorrow * 1544 01:28:22,635 --> 01:28:26,890 * Give me something to dance to in 6/8 * 1545 01:28:26,931 --> 01:28:33,813 * * 1546 01:28:33,855 --> 01:28:37,817 * Wait for the break when we get some rain * 1547 01:28:37,859 --> 01:28:41,613 * Under the lights of the TVA * 1548 01:28:41,654 --> 01:28:45,450 * Can't break even but can't complain * 1549 01:28:45,492 --> 01:28:48,203 * Pushed right back to try it again * 1550 01:28:48,244 --> 01:28:51,206 [vocalizing] 1551 01:28:51,247 --> 01:28:58,380 * * 1552 01:29:33,498 --> 01:29:37,043 * Wait for the break when we get some rain * 1553 01:29:37,085 --> 01:29:40,714 * Swim in the creeks that the New Deal laid * 1554 01:29:40,755 --> 01:29:44,426 * Can't break even but can't complain * 1555 01:29:44,467 --> 01:29:47,595 * Pushed right back to try it again * 1556 01:29:47,637 --> 01:29:49,639 [vocalizing] 1557 01:29:49,681 --> 01:29:53,351 * They get you to give it up * 1558 01:29:53,393 --> 01:29:56,980 * They want you to give * 1559 01:29:57,022 --> 01:30:00,775 * They get you to give it up * 1560 01:30:00,817 --> 01:30:02,402 * They want you to * 1561 01:30:08,241 --> 01:30:11,161 [mellow electronic music] 1562 01:30:11,202 --> 01:30:18,335 * *