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["West Coast Poplock" playing]

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<i>♪ Now, wait a minute </i>

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<i>♪ California knows</i>
<i>How to party ♪</i>

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<i>♪ California knows</i>
<i>How to party ♪</i>

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<i>♪ In the city, of LA </i>

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<i>♪ In the city</i>
<i>Of good old Watts ♪</i>

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<i>♪ In the city</i>
<i>City of Compton ♪</i>

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<i>♪ They're Poplocking, woo </i>

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<i>♪ Poplocking</i>
<i>In Rolls-Royce... ♪</i>

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[Kevin]
<i>I know for most people,</i>

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<i>a house party</i>
<i>is just a kick-back</i>
<i>to catch up with the homies.</i>

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<i>But this is LA,</i>
<i>a city where a party</i>
<i>can change your life.</i>

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<i>A place where legends</i>
<i>are born, die,</i>
<i>and live again.</i>

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<i>And bein' rich or bein' broke</i>
<i>can be separated</i>
<i>by a mere freeway.</i>

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<i>But once in a great while,</i>
<i>the stars align,</i>

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<i>and the Fates bless</i>
<i>a few fortunate dreamers</i>
<i>with a night that will change</i>

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<i>the course</i>
<i>of their lives forever.</i>

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<i>In other words, </i>
<i>there's some crazy, beautiful,</i>

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<i>weird-ass shit</i>
<i>about to go down.</i>

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[motor whirring]

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[woman 1] One and two
and three and four.

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[woman 2] The fuck?

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[Kevin vocalizing]

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[continues vocalizing]

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Destiny, what you think?

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I know it sound weird,
but let's see
what Daddy cooked up.

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[music recorder playing]

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[vocalizing]

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[voice distortion]

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[whooping]

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This beat feel good!
It feel free!

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I'm the goat!

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Sellin' out stadiums!
Platinum records!

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Yeah, that's my baby
on the track.

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You hear that? That's you.

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[music stops]

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Yo, come on.

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[Grandpa] Look who decided
to wake up.

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Did you sign the start forms
for the IT job yet?

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I'mma get on that Monday.

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You ain't got all the time
in the world
because in three months,

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your mother and I will be
enjoyin' our retirement.

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[chuckles]

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Spoonin' each other
on the sandy beaches
of Daytona, Florida.

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And this house will be sold,
so... did you find
anywhere to live yet?

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Once I start my new job,
I'll have the money
to get a new place.

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I mean, you could just
lend me the money.

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Yeah, right. [chuckles]

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When I was raised,
you think anybody was just
goin' around giving me money?

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You don't know what
it was like in LA in the '90s.

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Don't let this house fool you.

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Half this shit we got
in the riots, right baby?

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[laughs hysterically]

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You ain't lyin'.

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I said, "lend," Pop. Dang.

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Oh, I saw Mrs. Bailey
at Vons yesterday.

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How is Venus doing?

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Good, I guess.

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I mean, I think she live near
Leimert Park, now.

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You two were like twins
in middle school.

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- Remember that?
- No, I don't remember that.

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I thought you two might
have been datin'

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until she went to prom
with that football player.

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I follow him on Facebook, too.

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He is more handsome
now than ever.

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[sighs]

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[clears throat]

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You don't ever talk
to Venus at work?

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Not really. She work
in the main office.

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I see her when I'm dropping off
keys to a house or...
picking up my check.

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That was nice of her
to help you get that job.

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But stupid of you
to help Damon get his.

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[Aunt Jean] Jesus is my friend.
Yeah, he's my friend.

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[gospel music playing]

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Damon!

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Damon, wake your lazy ass up.

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Damon! I know you
gotta work today.

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[sniffs]

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And clean up this room, too.

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It smell like ass
and onions in here.

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[snoring]

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- Damon!
- [groans]

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All right, I'm up already, man.
Damn. Jeez.

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That's what you get,
stayin' out partyin' all night.

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Mm-hmm. You think you can live
playing pick-up basketball

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and clubbing
and fucking up my house?

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See now I know why
your mama kicked your ass out.

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Aunt Jean, for the last time,
all right...

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[sighs impatiently]

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It's not clubbing.

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I'm a promoter.
I'm working, all right?

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People followin' me
on Instagram
and comin' to my parties.

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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

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- Did you make any money?
- There she go.

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Oh, I get it.
It's a non-profit.

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You're doing charity work.

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Boy, if you're in a club
and not making any money,
then it's clubbin'.

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You must think I'm stupid.

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Don't forget, you owe me rent,
plus last month's.

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'Cause next stop is gonna
be Skid Row for you.

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Talkin' about followers.

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You know who got followers?

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Jesus.

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Mm-hmm.

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Take your rude ass to work,
and clean up that room.

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Smell like somebody
fucked an onion.

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Oh, my God, Aunt Jean,
you just cursed.

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What would Jesus say?

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[Aunt Jean] Jesus would say,
"Shut the fuck up,
this is my house!"

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Man!

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[exhales sharply]

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[Damon groans softly]

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Hey, beautiful.

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[kisses]

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[chuckles]

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[Aunt Jean] Don't make me
get my gun.

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[Damon] Oh, shit.

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Let's get you
to your mom's house.

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See, what Granny and Paw-Paw
don't know is...

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Is that I'm about to make a lot
of money from this party.

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[stereo music crescendo]

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And we gonna
have everything we need.

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Have all the toys you need.

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- [engine spluttering]
- [Kyle] Hey! [shouts]

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Hey, what's going on?
What y'all doin'--

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- Where Damon at?
- I don't know.

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Y'all know
he doesn't live here.

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We gonna burn
his nigga house down.

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- Larry, chill.
- Whoa. What?

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I got my daughter with me.

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I tried to call y'all twice
this week about the party.

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Y'all ain't returning my calls.

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Y'all dickheads off the party.

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- Guile? I got this.
- Hmm.

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- Okay?
- Yeah, yeah.

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'Cause y'all dickheads
off the party.

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Yeah, I heard him. But why?

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You know exactly why!

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We're gonna make you pay.

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- First we gonna
tie you up, right?
- Mm-hmm.

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Then we'll cut your little
nappy head off

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- with a rusty machete.
- Whoa.

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- Yeah.
- Then I'm gonna sew
your booty hole up.

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I'm gonna take some
Mexican candy, the spicy kind.

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Then I'm gonna shove it
down your throat
till you're nice and plump.

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And then I'm gonna
beat your ass like a pinata.

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Larry-- Larry,
let's just calm down.

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Hey. Hey. I need you
to really work on dialing
back your threats.

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- Dial it back?
- You put too much sauce on it!

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- Too much sau--
- What you mean, too much--
A pinata?

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Y'all off the party!

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You and that little weirdo Vic,
and that's that!

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Y'all can't do that, man.
We got money invested.

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[Kyle] You can thank
your home boy, Damon.

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Never liked that
roach-face-ass nigga, anyway.

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Yeah, he tried to play
my baby cousin,
tried to get away with it?

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And steal from her?

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What you mean?
He stole from her?

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Daisy can't find
her gold necklace.

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And I know that little
crackhead-ass boy
Damon took it.

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We're gonna
fuck his ass up on sight.

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- On sight, boy.
- Yeah. That's right.

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Then we gonna grind
his dick into a juice.

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Make him drink that shit.

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[imitates gulping]

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- [Kyle] Okay, no, no.
- What's left over,
that's for you.

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We just talked about you
dialin' this back.

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- What did I do?
- We're not juicin'
no dicks today!

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You know what? I quit!

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- Oh, you quit?
- I quit! Do it yourself!

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- You did this same shit
in the third grade.
- So?

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Just get the fuck
outta here, man!

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- Guile! [shouts]
- Huh?

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I got this!

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Between the both-- Why--

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I got it.

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Get the fuck outta here.

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Get yo' ass in the back.
What you doin'?

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I thought you quit.

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[Larry] You got short legs.

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[engine starts]

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[music blaring]

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[imitates machine gun]

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[Kyle] You interrupt me
one more time,
I keep tellin' you.

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- Every time I speak,
you wanna speak.
- [tires screech]

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- Quit speakin'!
- [voice fades]

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[sighs wearily]

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Hey. What's up with it, y'all?
It's your boy, DamonThaDon.

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Just wanna hit y'all with a bit
of morning motivation.

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Lot of people trying
to stress you out.

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But don't let the bullshit
get to you, all right?

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Do whatever it is
that makes you happy.

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Smoke a little weed,
a little meditation.

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Maybe a party.

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[chuckles]

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Y'all know we got
a big one comin' up,
so, make sure y'all pull up.

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Until then... it's regular.
[chuckles]

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[man] Damon!

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Damn, man! Always hating.

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Here I come! Fuck.

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Hey, Armen.
Sorry I'm late, man.
The 405 crazy.

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Somebody famous live here?

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Jesus, I'm so glad I won't
have to deal with you anymore.

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These areas
are marked and locked.

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They are not to be
tampered with.

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Kevin will return the keys
when you're done.

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He's the responsible one.

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Man.

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I have another site to get to.

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Bye, Damon.

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It's Damon, bro.
The French way.

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Stupid.

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Shit ain't that hard.

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Damn, man, this how
the other half live, huh.

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[upbeat rap music playing]

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Hey! [shouts]

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God damn, man.
I see you late as usual.

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Yeah, you know, I got caught up
in the clubhouse,

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schoolin' niggas
on how to be successful

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and not have to work
a basic job.

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[Damon] Hey, how's my
goddaughter, Destiny?

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She fine.
She's at her mom's house.

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Man, Armen was acting
weird as hell, bro.

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Actin' hella sketchy
about who's crib this is.

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I guess you ain't heard
we got kicked off
the party tomorrow.

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What the fuck
is that supposed to mean?

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Kyle and them is pissed.

228
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They don't like you doggin'
their cousin Daisy.

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Daisy? Light-skinned Daisy?

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That's they cousin?

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Shit. I'd be pissed, too.

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But they can't kick us
off the party, though, Kev.

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We put money in! I'm the host!

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I told you,
stop messing with that girl.

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She started liking me too much.

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That shit--
It just turn me off,
you feel me?

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I'm like, "You want me? Me?"

238
00:10:39,460 --> 00:10:40,860
I'm still in my ho phase, bro.

239
00:10:41,060 --> 00:10:42,470
Man, they said
you stole her chain.

240
00:10:42,670 --> 00:10:43,640
Man, that's cap!

241
00:10:44,380 --> 00:10:45,780
That's big cap!

242
00:10:45,980 --> 00:10:48,650
That's bottle cap!
That's Colin Kap!

243
00:10:48,850 --> 00:10:50,820
- That's Cap-tain America!
- Yo!

244
00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:56,880
Nobody want that fugazi
raggedy-ass swap meet
chain, anyway.

245
00:10:57,080 --> 00:10:58,170
Chain's not worth shit.

246
00:10:58,870 --> 00:10:59,960
[swishes]

247
00:11:00,610 --> 00:11:01,840
[chuckles]

248
00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:03,970
Damn, that shit
just fluffed itself.

249
00:11:04,170 --> 00:11:06,630
Whose crib is this, man?
Steve Jobs?

250
00:11:06,830 --> 00:11:10,150
- Steve Jobs is dead, fool.
- Don't mean his house died.

251
00:11:10,350 --> 00:11:12,330
There goes
the money I invested.

252
00:11:12,530 --> 00:11:14,200
I got shit to pay for.

253
00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:16,240
Have to pick up
some extra shifts.

254
00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:17,550
That might not even be enough.

255
00:11:17,750 --> 00:11:18,860
I know, right?

256
00:11:19,060 --> 00:11:20,540
They payin' us Mexican
prices out here.

257
00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:23,340
Hey, my bad, Juan.

258
00:11:23,540 --> 00:11:24,990
- I'm Venezuelan.
- [music playing on speaker]

259
00:11:25,190 --> 00:11:26,810
Hey, nobody said
you wasn't, Juan.

260
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:29,690
Come on, let's knock
this house out.

261
00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,740
I ain't got all day.

262
00:11:31,940 --> 00:11:34,390
I gotta get home
in time to read to Destiny
and drop the keys off.

263
00:11:34,590 --> 00:11:36,130
Armen must think
you a slave, huh?

264
00:11:36,330 --> 00:11:38,090
He know better
not to try that shit with me.

265
00:11:38,290 --> 00:11:39,400
I'll knock his ass out.

266
00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,180
[imitates punches]

267
00:11:41,380 --> 00:11:42,130
[chuckles]

268
00:11:46,660 --> 00:11:49,930
Hey, V. It's crazy you called.
My mom's--

269
00:11:50,130 --> 00:11:51,580
What the hell
is wrong with you?

270
00:11:51,780 --> 00:11:53,020
Oh, nothin', I'm good.

271
00:11:53,220 --> 00:11:54,150
<i>Corporate is in there</i>
<i>right now,</i>

272
00:11:54,350 --> 00:11:56,240
watching a video
of you and Damon

273
00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:58,640
<i>smoking at the house</i>
<i>on Baylor Street.</i>

274
00:11:58,830 --> 00:12:00,590
That don't even sound like us.

275
00:12:00,790 --> 00:12:02,900
[Venus] <i>This is serious, Kevin.</i>

276
00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:05,160
They are short on staff today,
so, they're gonna let you
clean that last house,

277
00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:08,820
but you are getting
terminated officially,
first thing Monday morning.

278
00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:11,560
Maybe we can talk to 'em
and change their mind,
or somethin'.

279
00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:12,900
<i>I need this job.</i>

280
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,830
These niggas fired.

281
00:12:16,030 --> 00:12:18,090
- No, y'all "fired" fired.
- [man] Hey, Venus!

282
00:12:18,290 --> 00:12:19,780
I gotta go.

283
00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:22,830
Sorry. Sorry, Kev.

284
00:12:23,030 --> 00:12:24,910
Who was that?
Little girlfriend, Venus?

285
00:12:27,310 --> 00:12:29,310
Hey, bro, let's spark up.

286
00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:33,930
Why you standing there
like you shit yourself?

287
00:12:34,130 --> 00:12:35,620
- We fired.
- What?

288
00:12:39,970 --> 00:12:40,840
How?

289
00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:59,740
To be honest with you,
fuck this job.

290
00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:01,310
You're way too talented
for this, Kev.

291
00:13:01,510 --> 00:13:03,740
What you should do
is focus on them beats.

292
00:13:03,940 --> 00:13:06,870
The shit you sent me today,
now, that shit was hard.

293
00:13:08,650 --> 00:13:10,440
I ain't mean to mess up
your money, though, man.

294
00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:12,480
My bad, dawg.

295
00:13:14,570 --> 00:13:15,570
But you'll figure
this shit out.

296
00:13:16,490 --> 00:13:17,440
You always do.

297
00:13:19,490 --> 00:13:20,760
What if we threw a house party?

298
00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:24,420
Where? Auntie crib?

299
00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:28,070
I mean,
that shit could work, but...
she got these low-ass ceilings,

300
00:13:28,270 --> 00:13:31,120
and she got this cat
that be throwin' up
every time it smell weed, so...

301
00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:34,080
No, not like a regular house.

302
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:38,520
People are tired of us throwin'
the same party. Every time.

303
00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,820
We need something... different.

304
00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:43,170
Something bigger.

305
00:13:45,990 --> 00:13:47,220
Something like this place.

306
00:13:47,420 --> 00:13:48,090
You trying to throw
a party here?

307
00:13:48,290 --> 00:13:49,440
Not here.

308
00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:52,270
- Armen would kill us, man.
- True.

309
00:13:52,470 --> 00:13:53,790
We could rent
something out like this.

310
00:13:53,990 --> 00:13:55,360
Rent? Oh, hell, no.

311
00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,450
That would be terrible
for our margins, dawg.

312
00:13:57,650 --> 00:14:01,020
Plus, my followers? Here? Shit.

313
00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:03,410
Niggas ain't got no respect
for a nice place like this.

314
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,810
[grunts]

315
00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:07,810
[Kevin] I don't know.
I gotta figure
something out, though.

316
00:14:08,010 --> 00:14:09,940
I need ten G's by next week.

317
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,640
My parents
about to sell the house.

318
00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:14,340
If I don't pay for my
daughter's fancy preschool,

319
00:14:14,540 --> 00:14:17,250
Char could make a case
to get full custody,
and I ain't having that shit.

320
00:14:17,450 --> 00:14:18,470
Man, all right. All right.

321
00:14:18,670 --> 00:14:20,340
All right, man. Damn.

322
00:14:20,540 --> 00:14:24,430
You ain't gotta convince me.
I was in the moment you said...

323
00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:27,780
[in girls voice]
"Damon... please,
I need your help."

324
00:14:27,980 --> 00:14:29,560
[imitates girl crying]

325
00:14:30,390 --> 00:14:31,650
[laughs]

326
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,140
- I didn't even say that.
- Man!

327
00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:38,400
I could hit up my fan base,
we could make 10,000
off cover charges, easy.

328
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:41,230
All right.
Enough hypothesizing.
I'll call around.

329
00:14:41,430 --> 00:14:42,450
Let's get to work.

330
00:14:42,650 --> 00:14:45,140
Damn. This nigga love to work.

331
00:14:46,050 --> 00:14:47,280
Shit.

332
00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:50,280
Jab. Jab. Spin.

333
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:55,330
Yeah, that ain't a travel.
That's good.

334
00:14:55,530 --> 00:14:57,120
[Kevin] <i>Hey, Sabrina?</i>

335
00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:59,340
Yeah, remember we threw
that Halloween party last year?

336
00:14:59,540 --> 00:15:03,720
Oh, look... I'm throwing
another party this weekend,
and I need a venue.

337
00:15:07,510 --> 00:15:08,340
[exhales sharply]

338
00:15:09,730 --> 00:15:12,990
Damn. This dude
got his own museum.

339
00:15:25,790 --> 00:15:28,360
Damn. She thick.

340
00:15:30,790 --> 00:15:31,590
Whew!

341
00:15:31,790 --> 00:15:32,710
I would.

342
00:15:37,410 --> 00:15:40,990
Dude got Miami shit,
Cleveland shit, LA shit.

343
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,900
It's like, damn,
pick a city, bro.

344
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:46,770
Man, you could actually
fuck in here, bro. Yeah.

345
00:15:47,290 --> 00:15:49,000
Yeah!

346
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,420
[computer voice]
<i>Conforming to body.</i>

347
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:52,380
Yeah, this is nice.

348
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,470
Oh! Ewe. What the fuck?

349
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,440
Is this motherfucker a giant?

350
00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:15,630
Damn.

351
00:16:15,830 --> 00:16:17,720
Two weeks meditation?

352
00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:19,060
This dude gotta be stressed.

353
00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:20,760
Who is this bro?

354
00:16:22,930 --> 00:16:24,070
[sighs]

355
00:16:24,270 --> 00:16:24,990
[doorknob rattling]

356
00:16:25,190 --> 00:16:25,980
[door creaks]

357
00:16:37,340 --> 00:16:39,210
Buddy is on LeBron's nuts.

358
00:16:45,430 --> 00:16:47,130
[sniffs, coughs]

359
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,770
Oh, my God.

360
00:17:04,970 --> 00:17:06,990
I know it's last minute,
but you gotta have something.

361
00:17:07,190 --> 00:17:08,950
[Damon] Yes, sir!

362
00:17:09,140 --> 00:17:10,240
- [Kevin] Yeah, I understand.
- [chuckles]

363
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,210
These promoters talking
a lot of shit about us.

364
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:18,000
- We're being blackballed.
- Well, fuck all that, bro.

365
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,610
Why is you still cleaning?

366
00:17:19,810 --> 00:17:21,040
Might as well get
this last check.

367
00:17:21,860 --> 00:17:23,220
Fuck that, Kev!

368
00:17:23,420 --> 00:17:24,660
What you doing, man?
They got cameras in here!

369
00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:26,610
Don't worry
about that shit, Kev.

370
00:17:26,810 --> 00:17:28,440
I found the camera room
and I turned all them
shits off.

371
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:30,260
You forgot I worked
at Geek Squad, huh?

372
00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:32,310
Whose jacket you got on?

373
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,270
Check it out.

374
00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:37,440
It's LeBron's.

375
00:17:39,140 --> 00:17:40,050
LeBron who?

376
00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:43,850
James, nigga!

377
00:17:44,050 --> 00:17:45,500
There is only
one LeBron on earth!

378
00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:47,680
Why you got on his clothes?

379
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,990
'Cause this his house.

380
00:17:51,190 --> 00:17:54,030
Mmm. This him, Kev!
This him! This all him.

381
00:17:54,230 --> 00:17:57,250
This-- Man, look, man!
This is his candle.

382
00:17:57,450 --> 00:17:59,080
Smell like game time
in this motherfucker.

383
00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:02,520
Look, man, this is his--
This is his fridge, Kev! Look!

384
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:03,600
This his juice.

385
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:07,000
[slurps]

386
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,530
This juice is LeBron
juice, bro!

387
00:18:09,730 --> 00:18:12,050
Get some of this greatness
in your life, goddammit.

388
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:13,400
[burps]

389
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:14,650
You fucking
kidding me right now?

390
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:20,050
Shut the fuck up.

391
00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:24,150
Yep. Told you.

392
00:18:24,350 --> 00:18:26,240
- [man] <i>Hey, there.</i>
- Oh!

393
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:29,550
<i>You are one handsome,</i>
<i>philanthropic motherfucker.</i>

394
00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:31,510
- Who, me?
<i>- Your hairline is perfect.</i>

395
00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:35,030
<i>Anyone who says</i>
<i>otherwise is just jealous.</i>

396
00:18:35,230 --> 00:18:39,470
Bro, he got
a hologram of himself,
just to give him compliments?

397
00:18:39,670 --> 00:18:41,730
Yeah, that do make
sense, though.

398
00:18:41,930 --> 00:18:45,520
The only person that could
convince him he the greatest...
is the greatest.

399
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,960
<i>You handled the decision</i>
<i>to go to Miami perfectly.</i>

400
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,350
Nah!

401
00:18:49,550 --> 00:18:52,300
That's cap. [laughs] This guy.

402
00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:56,790
Damon. Stop touchin' shit, man.

403
00:18:56,990 --> 00:18:58,320
Man, what, man? Shut up, bro!

404
00:18:58,510 --> 00:18:59,580
Your scary ass, bro.

405
00:18:59,780 --> 00:19:01,350
Oh, Damn, I need a face ID.

406
00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:03,670
Shit.

407
00:19:03,870 --> 00:19:05,930
Hey, [clicks fingers]
talk, man.

408
00:19:06,130 --> 00:19:07,540
<i>You were great in</i>Trainwreck.

409
00:19:07,740 --> 00:19:09,280
<i>In fact, Ian Crouch</i>
<i>of the</i>New Yorker

410
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:11,940
<i>said you were the funniest</i>
<i>person in the movie.</i>

411
00:19:12,140 --> 00:19:13,940
[whooping triumphantly]

412
00:19:14,140 --> 00:19:16,860
Damn, we got all of LeBron's
contacts in here.

413
00:19:17,050 --> 00:19:18,600
Pretty much everybody
in the world.

414
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,210
Man, shut up, bro.

415
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,470
Even got Carole Baskin
in here, bro.

416
00:19:22,670 --> 00:19:24,560
[laughing]

417
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:26,290
Should we invite her
to our party?

418
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:32,180
Yo! Yo.

419
00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:34,830
Yo! Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo yo, Kev!

420
00:19:35,030 --> 00:19:35,740
Yo! Kev, yo!

421
00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:37,920
Yo, yo, yo. Yo! Yo!

422
00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:41,580
How about...
we throw the party... here?

423
00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:43,530
Bro, that
was a bad idea before.

424
00:19:43,730 --> 00:19:45,190
- It's a terrible idea now.
- What?

425
00:19:45,390 --> 00:19:48,540
<i>Your NBA 2K rating</i>
<i>should be 100, not 97.</i>

426
00:19:48,740 --> 00:19:50,060
Yeah.

427
00:19:50,260 --> 00:19:52,110
Come on, man.
It's the perfect idea, bro.

428
00:19:52,310 --> 00:19:54,020
Who wouldn't want to party
in the King's house?

429
00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:56,720
[LeBron] <i>To become a champion, </i>
<i>you must think like a champion.</i>

430
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,590
Listen to LeBron, man!

431
00:19:58,790 --> 00:20:00,290
Look, it's perfect, dawg. Look.

432
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:01,680
We just hit up
all his contacts.

433
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,820
As LeBron's assistants.

434
00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:06,250
We say that LeBron
throwing a secret party
on some low key shit.

435
00:20:06,450 --> 00:20:09,430
You want to trick famous people
into thinking LeBron
throwing a party?

436
00:20:09,630 --> 00:20:10,520
In his own house?

437
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:13,300
- Hell, yeah!
- Man.

438
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:14,960
We can charge
way more at the door

439
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:16,350
with these celebs
coming, all right?

440
00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:18,220
We can make
ten times the money, Kev.

441
00:20:18,420 --> 00:20:20,140
We can send
Destiny to preschool,

442
00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:23,050
high school,
college... Whatever.

443
00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:25,270
What about his family?
Somebody could show up.

444
00:20:25,470 --> 00:20:27,100
- We can go to jail.
- Your scary ass.

445
00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:29,010
You worried about
the wrong things, Kev.

446
00:20:29,210 --> 00:20:31,580
Look. Right here.
They on vacation.

447
00:20:31,780 --> 00:20:35,540
- He meditating for two weeks.
- Two weeks? Must be stressed.

448
00:20:35,740 --> 00:20:39,550
I would be, too if I was about
to hit my 30th season.

449
00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:42,200
Look, bro.
It's simple, all right?

450
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:46,470
We could throw the party,
have it cleaned,
without him even knowing.

451
00:20:46,670 --> 00:20:48,080
Man, I don't know.

452
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,950
Hey, hey, man. Hey, hey!

453
00:20:50,150 --> 00:20:51,340
This is not about us, Kev.

454
00:20:51,540 --> 00:20:54,210
It's not about you.
It's not about me.

455
00:20:54,410 --> 00:20:55,380
You know who it's about?

456
00:20:57,210 --> 00:21:00,130
Destiny. Lil' baby.

457
00:21:00,330 --> 00:21:02,610
She can't read.
She can't write.

458
00:21:02,810 --> 00:21:04,220
'Cause she can't go to school.

459
00:21:04,420 --> 00:21:06,830
- Why? Because you broke.
- Shut up.

460
00:21:07,030 --> 00:21:08,450
But you can change that, Kev.

461
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:11,130
You could make it happen.
All right?

462
00:21:12,090 --> 00:21:14,020
Yeah, you see it.

463
00:21:14,220 --> 00:21:16,140
Now... are we doing this?

464
00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:18,460
Or are we doing this?

465
00:21:18,650 --> 00:21:19,850
[laughs cunningly]

466
00:21:20,050 --> 00:21:22,760
Come on, now. Say yes.
Say yes, Kev.

467
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:25,320
- This shit gotta be spotless.
- It's gonna be sparkling, bro.

468
00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:29,890
[sighs in exasperation]

469
00:21:31,070 --> 00:21:32,250
- Yeah...
- We doin' it.

470
00:21:32,450 --> 00:21:34,250
We doin' it. Yeah, my boy!

471
00:21:34,450 --> 00:21:36,300
You know what
that means, right? [chuckles]

472
00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:39,560
Looks like we about
to throw a house par--

473
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,000
Excuse me.

474
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,350
We're done in the living room.

475
00:21:42,550 --> 00:21:44,180
Oh. Okay, for sure.

476
00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:46,480
You can leave
the cleaning supplies
by the door.

477
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,180
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

478
00:21:48,380 --> 00:21:49,530
Dawg, you about to get--

479
00:21:49,730 --> 00:21:51,230
Which door? The one over here?

480
00:21:51,430 --> 00:21:52,750
Just the one over--

481
00:21:52,950 --> 00:21:54,140
Not that one,
the one right over--

482
00:21:54,340 --> 00:21:55,580
There's so many
doors in the house.

483
00:21:55,780 --> 00:21:57,410
Yo, Juan, get the fuck out
of here, bro!

484
00:21:57,610 --> 00:21:59,630
You ruining the special moment
between me and my man, bro.

485
00:21:59,830 --> 00:22:01,280
- Sorry.
- You and Gloria can leave.

486
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:02,710
We'll lock up. Thanks, man.

487
00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:06,150
Yeah, come on, bro. [chuckles]

488
00:22:06,350 --> 00:22:09,640
Man, this is what we do, man.
We throw parties, bro.

489
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:12,030
I'm gonna make some calls.
About to get it crackin'.

490
00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:13,380
Shit, I'mma call Diddy.

491
00:22:13,580 --> 00:22:16,330
Of course, Puffy,
Diddy, Sean, Mr. Love.

492
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,560
Yeah. Ciroc only.

493
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:22,690
We put the DJ booth right here,
VIP area upstairs.

494
00:22:22,890 --> 00:22:24,780
We can get Sly and Reg
to do security.

495
00:22:24,980 --> 00:22:26,960
Hell, yeah.

496
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:28,740
We need somebody good
to clean this place
so we don't get caught.

497
00:22:28,940 --> 00:22:31,210
- We can do it.
- Naw, someone good.

498
00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:34,010
You right. You right.

499
00:22:34,210 --> 00:22:35,440
[indistinct conversation]

500
00:22:35,740 --> 00:22:36,580
[Damon] All right,
we're gonna tell
everybody no phones,

501
00:22:36,780 --> 00:22:38,350
no social media.

502
00:22:39,050 --> 00:22:41,630
The theme is for LeBron
and all the guests to play dumb
if it's ever brought up again.

503
00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:44,980
We're gonna call it,
"Off the Grid Part Two."

504
00:22:45,180 --> 00:22:46,370
"Off the Grid Part Two"?

505
00:22:46,570 --> 00:22:48,940
So, people think
they missed the first one.

506
00:22:49,140 --> 00:22:51,580
People would love
to have Dr. Dre
on the ones and twos.

507
00:22:53,370 --> 00:22:56,410
Oh! This is
Dr. Andre Liebowitz?

508
00:22:57,550 --> 00:22:58,630
Oh, my bad. My bad.

509
00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:01,990
No, I do not need
a hair transplant.

510
00:23:02,190 --> 00:23:03,290
[upbeat rap playing]

511
00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:08,210
Oh, my God.

512
00:23:17,740 --> 00:23:20,360
Then we invite
all the celebrities
and regular people too,

513
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:22,360
and charge them more.

514
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:26,190
Man, we about to be
the biggest promoters in town.

515
00:23:26,390 --> 00:23:27,440
[exhales sharply]

516
00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:29,450
Blanket.

517
00:23:43,770 --> 00:23:45,950
Popcorn.

518
00:23:46,150 --> 00:23:49,680
Bro. You really think LeBron's
installing popcorn
in his goddamn cinema--

519
00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:53,430
[rap music continues]

520
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:08,890
[laughing]

521
00:24:09,090 --> 00:24:09,830
[tapping table]

522
00:24:12,790 --> 00:24:14,760
- Hey, yo.
- Yeah?

523
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,810
I think we'll be good
if we keep the party
to the living room.

524
00:24:17,010 --> 00:24:18,680
Everything else is off limits.

525
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:20,460
Yeah, we can
just party-proof it

526
00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:22,600
like we did that Pajama Jam
we threw at my granny house.

527
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:25,120
Exactly. Plus,
all the good stuff is packed

528
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:26,640
into the restricted areas,
anyway.

529
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:30,080
Word. Nigga, this shit
about to be crackin'.

530
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:32,430
I'm talking about legendary.

531
00:24:32,630 --> 00:24:34,250
I even booked us
some performers, too.

532
00:24:35,730 --> 00:24:37,350
- Who?
- [shouts] Migos!

533
00:24:37,550 --> 00:24:38,830
[laughs whimsically]

534
00:24:39,030 --> 00:24:40,310
How the hell you do that?

535
00:24:40,510 --> 00:24:41,610
Told Quavo he can play
LeBron one on one.

536
00:24:41,810 --> 00:24:43,750
- He believed it?
- Of course not.

537
00:24:43,950 --> 00:24:45,840
But he said he coming.

538
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:49,000
Shit, I was thinking
he could freestyle
over one of your beats.

539
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:52,450
Nah, man,
I'm still uncomfortable

540
00:24:52,650 --> 00:24:54,150
playin' my shit
after what happened.

541
00:24:54,350 --> 00:24:56,710
[slow instrumental
music playing]

542
00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:02,370
This the one?

543
00:25:02,570 --> 00:25:04,590
Hey, nigga.
Turn this weak-ass shit off.

544
00:25:04,790 --> 00:25:05,850
I got a customer out here.

545
00:25:07,810 --> 00:25:09,860
Yo, this shit
really is trash, bro.

546
00:25:10,060 --> 00:25:11,470
Fuckin' weirdos.

547
00:25:11,670 --> 00:25:14,560
Can't lowride to this, nigga.
This ain't Dre.

548
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,300
[Damon]
You gotta get over that, bro.

549
00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:18,480
Dude was recording in the back
of a cell phone shop.

550
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:20,830
No, I still don't
want to do it, though.

551
00:25:21,030 --> 00:25:21,990
That shit fucked me up.

552
00:25:22,910 --> 00:25:24,880
All right, whatever, bro.

553
00:25:25,070 --> 00:25:27,920
Look... I'm gonna drop
a fake set of keys off
to the office now.

554
00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:31,010
And I'm gonna give Venus
the real set, after the party.

555
00:25:31,210 --> 00:25:34,190
Man, we about to be kings
in the King's castle, dawg.

556
00:25:34,390 --> 00:25:35,140
Poof!

557
00:25:38,310 --> 00:25:39,150
[both] Mm-hmm.

558
00:25:39,350 --> 00:25:40,370
["Klink" playing]

559
00:25:40,570 --> 00:25:41,810
We got a lot to do.

560
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,280
All right.
Focus on the important stuff.

561
00:25:45,190 --> 00:25:46,110
[grunts]

562
00:25:46,310 --> 00:25:47,900
Yo! What the fuck?

563
00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:51,030
My fault, bro. Shit. Damn.

564
00:25:51,230 --> 00:25:52,730
Keep your feet off my damn car.

565
00:25:52,930 --> 00:25:54,430
Come on, Kev.
Let's get to work.

566
00:25:54,630 --> 00:25:56,040
Start with the back yard.

567
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,300
<i>♪ Wanna do is</i>
<i>Drink, drink, drink ♪</i>

568
00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:00,820
<i>♪ I got five chains on</i>
<i>Them hoes go</i>
<i>Clink, clink, clink ♪</i>

569
00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:04,520
<i>♪ No job, big bank roll</i>
<i>She don't know what</i>
<i>To think, think, think ♪</i>

570
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:05,950
<i>♪ Oh, God... </i>

571
00:26:08,260 --> 00:26:10,180
[coughing]

572
00:26:10,380 --> 00:26:11,230
[clears throat]

573
00:26:11,430 --> 00:26:13,230
Yup. It's that rapper weed.

574
00:26:13,430 --> 00:26:14,570
[Kevin continues coughing]

575
00:26:15,260 --> 00:26:16,270
Baby lungs.

576
00:26:16,470 --> 00:26:17,410
[dog barking]

577
00:26:17,610 --> 00:26:20,280
- Oh!
- Yo!

578
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,370
- What the fuck was that?
- Looked like a koala.

579
00:26:22,570 --> 00:26:23,930
- A what?
- Yeah, a koala.

580
00:26:24,130 --> 00:26:25,540
- You never seen a koala before?
- Hell no, man.

581
00:26:25,740 --> 00:26:26,980
That looked like
a fucked-up monkey.

582
00:26:27,180 --> 00:26:27,890
[laughs smugly]

583
00:26:28,090 --> 00:26:29,060
Yo, Kev. Let's go inside.

584
00:26:29,540 --> 00:26:30,940
Because if it come over,
I'mma kick the shit out of it.

585
00:26:31,140 --> 00:26:32,420
Come on, man. Get off me.

586
00:26:32,620 --> 00:26:33,470
You're scared of a teddy bear?

587
00:26:33,670 --> 00:26:36,080
[doorbell dings]

588
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:39,040
Yo, what the fuck is that?
You leave the gate open?

589
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,720
Nigga, I don't know,
it's not my house.

590
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,260
[knock on door]

591
00:26:43,460 --> 00:26:44,820
- [whispering]
Kev, come here. Hey.
- [man] Hello?

592
00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:46,350
Come here, Kev.

593
00:26:46,550 --> 00:26:48,220
- [man] Hello?
- Wait.

594
00:26:48,420 --> 00:26:50,650
Hi! I see you there.
How are you?

595
00:26:51,870 --> 00:26:52,780
I already saw you.

596
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:54,750
- [whispering] It's a white man.
- [in normal voice] Oh, shit!

597
00:26:54,950 --> 00:26:56,440
Oh, shit!

598
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,530
We going to jail, Kev.
Oh, shit. He's a detective.

599
00:26:58,730 --> 00:27:00,100
Fuck! Get the drugs out!

600
00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:02,450
I can see you through
the tempered glass.

601
00:27:02,650 --> 00:27:04,270
[Damon panting]

602
00:27:05,050 --> 00:27:06,500
Kev, no. Kev!

603
00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:07,580
Kev! [grunts]

604
00:27:09,620 --> 00:27:11,500
Hi, I'm Peter.
I'm the neighbor.

605
00:27:11,700 --> 00:27:13,460
- How are you?
- How you doin?

606
00:27:13,660 --> 00:27:15,900
Nice to meet you.
Sorry, my pet koala
wandered over here again.

607
00:27:16,100 --> 00:27:17,290
Ugh! This keeps happening.

608
00:27:17,490 --> 00:27:18,470
I just want to grab
the little guy.

609
00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:19,770
My bad. Hi.

610
00:27:19,970 --> 00:27:21,730
So... you just--
you just got a pet koala?

611
00:27:21,930 --> 00:27:23,340
Yeah, pet koala, yeah.

612
00:27:23,540 --> 00:27:25,170
It started off as a prank
from my brother-in-law.

613
00:27:25,370 --> 00:27:26,950
But eight years
and one divorce later,

614
00:27:27,150 --> 00:27:29,480
it's the only thing I love,
so... joke's on him.

615
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:31,650
[all laughing]

616
00:27:34,740 --> 00:27:35,830
- Is LeBron here?
- Get this guy.

617
00:27:36,030 --> 00:27:36,750
- Huh?
- Uh...

618
00:27:36,950 --> 00:27:38,010
Is LeBron home?

619
00:27:38,210 --> 00:27:39,570
- Um...
- No?

620
00:27:40,130 --> 00:27:41,450
Ugh!

621
00:27:41,650 --> 00:27:43,360
I just wanted to talk
to the big guy.

622
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:46,150
Still haven't met him
and I was hoping
to chat him up a bit

623
00:27:46,350 --> 00:27:47,880
and maybe show him something.

624
00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:50,150
Yo, man. Whoa!

625
00:27:50,350 --> 00:27:52,020
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't do that anymore.

626
00:27:52,220 --> 00:27:53,630
Look at this.

627
00:27:53,830 --> 00:27:54,930
Sign my jers.

628
00:27:56,670 --> 00:27:58,250
Lake show. Big fan.

629
00:27:58,450 --> 00:28:00,470
He's actually away on vaca--

630
00:28:00,660 --> 00:28:02,380
- He not here. Yeah.
- Business.

631
00:28:02,580 --> 00:28:04,990
- Miami, Cleveland.
Whole bunch of stuff.
- Wife, kids...

632
00:28:05,190 --> 00:28:06,900
- Oh, he's gone.
- Yeah.

633
00:28:07,770 --> 00:28:09,130
Who are you guys?

634
00:28:09,330 --> 00:28:11,080
- We're his lawyers.
- We're his cousins.

635
00:28:13,210 --> 00:28:15,570
I'm his cousin, Kenton.
This is his court lawyer.

636
00:28:15,770 --> 00:28:17,660
- Nice to meet you.
What's your name?
- I'm Deez.

637
00:28:17,860 --> 00:28:18,960
Deez. Deez what?

638
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:20,270
- Deez--
- Hey, uh...

639
00:28:20,470 --> 00:28:22,440
You said
you're the... neighbor.

640
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:24,970
Yeah, I live just over those
bushes, right down the hill.

641
00:28:25,170 --> 00:28:26,970
- That's where I am.
- Got it.

642
00:28:27,170 --> 00:28:29,280
- All right,
I'm gonna skedaddle.
- Ske-what?

643
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:31,060
By the way...

644
00:28:31,260 --> 00:28:32,180
Black lives matter.

645
00:28:33,790 --> 00:28:35,540
- They do.
- Yes, they do.

646
00:28:35,740 --> 00:28:39,110
I posted two squares
on my Instagram. Respect.

647
00:28:39,310 --> 00:28:41,280
- Hell, yeah.
- All right, guys. Toodles.

648
00:28:42,150 --> 00:28:43,290
Toodle-what?

649
00:28:43,490 --> 00:28:45,210
[neighbor] Marley!
Come here, girl!

650
00:28:45,410 --> 00:28:46,510
Marley!

651
00:28:46,710 --> 00:28:48,080
Marley!

652
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:49,290
[Kevin] Fuck, that was weird.

653
00:28:50,590 --> 00:28:51,950
[sighing impatiently]

654
00:28:52,150 --> 00:28:54,210
But we still need to buy
some liquor and stuff.

655
00:28:54,410 --> 00:28:56,560
- You got some bread?
- Hell, yeah.

656
00:28:57,470 --> 00:28:58,820
[objects clattering]

657
00:29:02,690 --> 00:29:04,090
My whole life's savings.

658
00:29:04,830 --> 00:29:06,530
All 347 dollars.

659
00:29:06,730 --> 00:29:09,670
All right, with my money,
we should be good.

660
00:29:09,860 --> 00:29:12,540
I still need to let Venus know
the whole plan, though.

661
00:29:12,740 --> 00:29:14,320
She on the way
with her cousin Mika right now.

662
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:17,280
Mika? Fine Mika?

663
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:20,500
Good. Get a head start
on the competition.

664
00:29:20,700 --> 00:29:23,720
There's about to be a gang
of NBA niggas up in here.

665
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:25,410
[music playing at a distance]

666
00:29:27,110 --> 00:29:28,110
[both] Vic.

667
00:29:31,370 --> 00:29:32,370
What's up, homie?

668
00:29:33,290 --> 00:29:34,470
Hold this.

669
00:29:34,670 --> 00:29:36,170
Damn.

670
00:29:36,370 --> 00:29:38,610
It's like the Kardashians
up in this motherfucker, man.

671
00:29:38,810 --> 00:29:40,170
You bring speakers, right?

672
00:29:40,370 --> 00:29:41,430
- Yeah. They out there
on the truck.
- All right.

673
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:43,740
I almost got robbed by a gang
of crackheads on the way over.

674
00:29:43,940 --> 00:29:45,530
We're gonna put
the DJ booth over here.

675
00:29:45,730 --> 00:29:47,050
Yeah, yeah, surely.

676
00:29:47,250 --> 00:29:48,000
Whoo.

677
00:29:50,650 --> 00:29:52,010
[exhales]

678
00:29:52,210 --> 00:29:53,970
♪ <i>Tonight's gonna be</i>
<i>A good night♪</i>

679
00:29:54,170 --> 00:29:55,050
Surely.

680
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:58,320
Gimme that shit.

681
00:29:58,520 --> 00:29:59,630
Nigga, is this vodka?

682
00:29:59,830 --> 00:30:02,200
Hell, no. Never vodka.

683
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:03,590
Never vodka.

684
00:30:03,790 --> 00:30:05,160
- That's rum.
- Watch out, bro.

685
00:30:05,350 --> 00:30:07,070
- What, so you gonna
drink on the job?
- Pshh...

686
00:30:07,270 --> 00:30:09,200
Yes. It's my DJ jet fuel.

687
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,600
When I need to turn
this party up,
I'mma hit the bottle.

688
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,210
No, ain't no drinking tonight.

689
00:30:13,410 --> 00:30:15,030
Yeah, Nigga, we not payin'
if you drinkin', bro.

690
00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:16,560
I thought only while
I was DJ-ing.

691
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:18,600
We can't take no chance.

692
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:20,520
You wanna talk about
that time you was DJ-ing
at that frat party?

693
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,870
<i>♪ Fuck Donald Trump, yeah </i>

694
00:30:23,070 --> 00:30:25,390
<i>♪ Fuck Donald Trump, yeah </i>

695
00:30:25,590 --> 00:30:27,920
<i>♪ Fuck Donald Trump, yeah </i>

696
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:31,090
<i>♪ Fuck Donald Trump, yeah </i>

697
00:30:31,290 --> 00:30:34,100
<i>♪ I like white folks</i>
<i>But I don't like you ♪</i>

698
00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:36,320
- See, that wasn't--
- Or that baby shower
over in Crenshaw.

699
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:38,140
- Look what--?
- Look at this punk--

700
00:30:38,340 --> 00:30:40,060
- [romantic song playing]
- What is going on right now?

701
00:30:40,260 --> 00:30:43,190
- I'm gonna beat--
- No, no, we're not
fighting him on this.

702
00:30:43,390 --> 00:30:45,800
We're fighting right
now because,
you pay for this?

703
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,590
He's ruinin' my--

704
00:30:47,790 --> 00:30:49,770
No, Auntie, stop!

705
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:52,580
- That wasn't even his baby.
You seen that girl.
- [mouthing] Yeah.

706
00:30:54,670 --> 00:30:56,850
Do your thing. Sober.

707
00:30:58,330 --> 00:31:00,300
All right.
Come on, guys, focus.

708
00:31:00,500 --> 00:31:02,870
By this time tomorrow night,
we'll be counting stacks.

709
00:31:03,060 --> 00:31:05,080
I'll buy a big-ass bottle
of Hennessy myself.

710
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:07,160
Hennessy Privilege?

711
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,220
I mean, you never know.

712
00:31:10,420 --> 00:31:12,570
Can't you at least make it
Hennessy Black, please?

713
00:31:12,770 --> 00:31:14,140
Don't trip, man.

714
00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:15,700
You can smoke all the weed
you want to, homie.

715
00:31:15,900 --> 00:31:17,050
[sucking]

716
00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:18,400
You know that shit ain't funny.

717
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,710
You already know
how I get, all right?

718
00:31:20,910 --> 00:31:22,280
This is beautif--

719
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,100
Wait a minute.

720
00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:26,050
Is this a picture
of Chris Bosh's kids?

721
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:29,720
We'll explain later.

722
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,590
How do you even know
what Chris Bosh's kids
look like, bro?

723
00:31:31,790 --> 00:31:32,670
[doorbell dings]

724
00:31:34,190 --> 00:31:35,330
[chuckles]

725
00:31:35,530 --> 00:31:36,510
Ladies, ladies, ladies.

726
00:31:36,710 --> 00:31:37,770
Welcome.

727
00:31:37,970 --> 00:31:39,510
- Hey, Damon.
- What's up wid it.

728
00:31:39,710 --> 00:31:42,340
- This is my cousin, Mika.
- I know.

729
00:31:42,540 --> 00:31:44,910
The most beautiful angel on IG.

730
00:31:45,110 --> 00:31:46,520
I think we follow each other.

731
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:50,430
Yeah. DamonThaDon.

732
00:31:50,630 --> 00:31:52,350
- I don't follow your
broke ass.
- Oh.

733
00:31:52,550 --> 00:31:53,520
[chuckles] For sure.

734
00:31:54,820 --> 00:31:56,140
Is Kevin-- Kevin's in there?

735
00:31:56,340 --> 00:31:57,480
- Yeah.
- Okay.

736
00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:59,530
- You crazy. You crazy.
- [chuckles]

737
00:31:59,730 --> 00:32:00,910
We can fix all that, though.

738
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,540
Boy, if you don't
get the hell away from me...

739
00:32:05,740 --> 00:32:07,970
Venus in the house,
shut your mouth.

740
00:32:08,170 --> 00:32:09,580
[laughs]

741
00:32:09,780 --> 00:32:11,670
- What up, Johnny, Jr.?
- What--?

742
00:32:11,870 --> 00:32:13,330
- Huh?
- Oh, my God,

743
00:32:13,530 --> 00:32:14,890
only you and my dad
call me that.

744
00:32:15,090 --> 00:32:17,240
- You know that, right?
- I know. Good to see you.

745
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,160
- Good to see you, too.
You look good.
- I'm all right.

746
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:22,290
Nice. Colors of the rainbow.
I see you.

747
00:32:22,490 --> 00:32:24,080
Thank you for bringing
your cousin, too.

748
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,170
Damon was being
thirsty as hell.

749
00:32:26,370 --> 00:32:29,390
Yeah, she just flew
in from Houston
to promote that Tummy Tea.

750
00:32:29,590 --> 00:32:30,910
Wish me luck.

751
00:32:31,110 --> 00:32:32,350
Got one shorty in the back.

752
00:32:32,550 --> 00:32:34,220
[chuckles] You know
what I'm sayin'--

753
00:32:34,420 --> 00:32:35,350
What the fuck are you doing?

754
00:32:35,550 --> 00:32:37,220
Huh?

755
00:32:37,420 --> 00:32:40,180
- I was on the--
- Yeah, they perfect
for each other.

756
00:32:40,380 --> 00:32:43,230
Yo. This place is gorgeous.

757
00:32:43,430 --> 00:32:44,840
What is this, an Airbnb?

758
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:45,920
This is nice.

759
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:47,450
- Yeah...
- Rich.

760
00:32:47,650 --> 00:32:49,580
About that.

761
00:32:49,780 --> 00:32:51,890
- What? What's wrong?
- Everything's fine.

762
00:32:52,090 --> 00:32:53,540
Um...

763
00:32:53,740 --> 00:32:55,750
- I do need your help
with something.
- What?

764
00:32:57,620 --> 00:32:59,020
[Venus] Are you stupid?

765
00:32:59,220 --> 00:33:00,410
[Kevin] I just need you
to return the keys.

766
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:03,290
All right. Yeah, there you go.

767
00:33:03,490 --> 00:33:05,380
- Mika. Come on, let's go.
- [Kevin] Wait, wait. Wait--

768
00:33:05,580 --> 00:33:08,290
Kevin-- Mika, come on.
Let's-- Get off of me!

769
00:33:08,490 --> 00:33:10,470
Why y'all leaving, man?

770
00:33:10,670 --> 00:33:14,080
Y'all idiots are trying
to throw a party
in LeBron's house, that's why!

771
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:15,560
- This is LeBron's house?
- Wait.

772
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,260
Yeah, it's regular.

773
00:33:17,460 --> 00:33:19,350
Wait, Venus.
Don't leave! Don't--
Don't leave!

774
00:33:19,550 --> 00:33:21,440
V, I know this is crazy.

775
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:23,440
But you know me.

776
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:24,820
I wouldn't do
something like this
unless I was desperate.

777
00:33:26,700 --> 00:33:28,880
I gotta pay for my
daughter's school.

778
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:32,750
I lost this job,
the money I invested
for the party.

779
00:33:32,950 --> 00:33:34,580
I start my new job in,
like, a month.

780
00:33:34,780 --> 00:33:37,710
Look, I'm telling you,
I have a plan.

781
00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:41,280
But we can't do
this without you.

782
00:33:42,540 --> 00:33:43,680
Yeah, he can't do
this without--

783
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:45,070
- Shut up.
- All right.

784
00:33:45,270 --> 00:33:46,590
[chuckles]

785
00:33:46,790 --> 00:33:48,290
I'm not wasting my years
in college for this shit.

786
00:33:48,490 --> 00:33:49,990
And I'm about
to get a promotion.

787
00:33:50,190 --> 00:33:51,290
Mmm. No.

788
00:33:51,490 --> 00:33:52,990
Y'all can ruin y'all's lives.

789
00:33:53,190 --> 00:33:55,650
- I'm not. I'm out.
- Wait, Venus--

790
00:33:55,850 --> 00:33:57,820
Damn, we just got here.

791
00:33:58,020 --> 00:34:02,040
I just want to take
a couple cute pics
and then we can go. Please?

792
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,430
At least check out the pool.

793
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,180
["It's True" playing]

794
00:34:07,380 --> 00:34:10,180
Ooh. Slim waist, fat ass.

795
00:34:10,380 --> 00:34:11,520
Y'all wanna get this tea.

796
00:34:12,650 --> 00:34:15,000
Okay, I see you, sis.

797
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:17,970
[chuckles softly]

798
00:34:18,170 --> 00:34:22,620
Kevin, this is a really,
really bad idea.

799
00:34:24,620 --> 00:34:26,450
It's kinda dope, though, right?

800
00:34:27,930 --> 00:34:30,510
- I mean, we in LeBron's house.
- Yeah.

801
00:34:30,710 --> 00:34:35,030
He probably sat right here
and contemplated on
killing J.R. Smith.

802
00:34:35,230 --> 00:34:37,340
I'm contemplating
killing you right now.

803
00:34:37,540 --> 00:34:39,340
Come on, V. Relax.

804
00:34:39,540 --> 00:34:41,470
Why does everyone
keep telling me to relax?

805
00:34:41,670 --> 00:34:43,650
I mean, you probably should
just relax a little bit.

806
00:34:43,850 --> 00:34:45,000
I mean, you be a little tense.

807
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:46,690
[crowd laughs]

808
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:49,310
Look, but I'm serious.

809
00:34:49,510 --> 00:34:51,180
I know this is crazy,

810
00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:52,530
but a night like this
don't come around
more than once.

811
00:34:52,730 --> 00:34:54,010
Yeah, whatever.

812
00:34:54,210 --> 00:34:56,090
As soon as she's
over this shit, we leaving.

813
00:34:59,660 --> 00:35:01,020
You impressed yet?

814
00:35:01,220 --> 00:35:02,630
I'm getting there.

815
00:35:02,830 --> 00:35:04,930
My hosting shit really
starting to take off, too.

816
00:35:05,130 --> 00:35:07,500
I got all my famous friends
pullin' up tonight.

817
00:35:07,700 --> 00:35:09,070
- Famous friends?
- Yeah.

818
00:35:09,270 --> 00:35:10,590
[chuckles] And who are you?

819
00:35:10,790 --> 00:35:12,290
Their normal friend?

820
00:35:12,490 --> 00:35:14,460
Man, whatever, I'm popular.

821
00:35:15,370 --> 00:35:16,680
Hey, yo, Kev!

822
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,730
Let me borrow your car keys.

823
00:35:18,930 --> 00:35:20,080
Gonna go get some supplies.

824
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:23,130
[chuckles] Whoa!
You don't have a car?

825
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:24,390
They on the counter.

826
00:35:24,590 --> 00:35:25,690
Should I roll with you?

827
00:35:25,890 --> 00:35:27,120
No, man, one of us
should stay here.

828
00:35:30,430 --> 00:35:32,000
I can see you.

829
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,310
- Huh?
- I can see you.

830
00:35:34,510 --> 00:35:35,830
My fault.

831
00:35:36,030 --> 00:35:38,100
- Just don't fuck up my car.
- Yeah, all right.

832
00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:39,660
Look at his little-bitty booty.

833
00:35:39,860 --> 00:35:41,930
Watch out. That's why
your followers is fake.

834
00:35:42,130 --> 00:35:44,450
Yeah, whatever,
and you one of 'em.

835
00:35:44,650 --> 00:35:46,310
I'mma stunt all over
this bitch tonight.

836
00:35:54,020 --> 00:35:54,890
Motherfucker.

837
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:56,900
Talkin' about me?

838
00:35:57,100 --> 00:35:58,460
I ain't no one?

839
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:14,440
Sweet chunky Black Baby Jesus.

840
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,000
[engine roaring]

841
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:17,260
["Ungrateful" playing]

842
00:36:23,700 --> 00:36:24,930
Yeah.

843
00:36:25,130 --> 00:36:26,090
Come on, now.

844
00:36:26,700 --> 00:36:27,670
Say what?

845
00:36:27,870 --> 00:36:29,830
What I do for a living?

846
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:32,190
I make money, bitch!

847
00:36:32,390 --> 00:36:33,530
[laughs loftily]

848
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:36,940
- 'Sup, man.
- 'Sup, my man?

849
00:36:37,140 --> 00:36:39,460
Yeah. Got this party tonight.
Make sure y'all pull up.

850
00:36:39,660 --> 00:36:42,470
Follow me on the 'gram, though.
@DamonThaDon81.

851
00:36:42,660 --> 00:36:44,160
Hey, bro bro,
you pulling up tonight?

852
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:46,990
- You already know that.
- I'm gonna see you then.

853
00:36:47,190 --> 00:36:50,340
I can smell the deposit slip
on you, Big Time.

854
00:36:50,540 --> 00:36:53,260
Whoo! That ride is clean!

855
00:36:53,460 --> 00:36:55,170
All you need now
is one of these

856
00:36:55,370 --> 00:36:57,180
exclusive Louis Vuitton
t-shirts.

857
00:36:57,380 --> 00:36:59,180
Man, Virgil ain't make
that shit.

858
00:36:59,380 --> 00:37:01,700
See, that's what make
it exclusive.

859
00:37:01,900 --> 00:37:03,920
I ain't got it.
I'm broke, baby.

860
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:05,660
Don't look broke to me.

861
00:37:05,860 --> 00:37:06,610
[sighs]

862
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:11,060
- You're welcome.
- You lucky I'm parched.

863
00:37:11,260 --> 00:37:12,310
Cheap motherfucker.

864
00:37:13,660 --> 00:37:15,500
Donation, donation!

865
00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:17,110
How you put on the fuckin' AC?

866
00:37:17,310 --> 00:37:18,450
- I like your car.
- Oh.

867
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:21,370
Oh, yeah. You know.

868
00:37:21,570 --> 00:37:24,030
Just taking it out for a drive.

869
00:37:24,230 --> 00:37:26,640
I've never seen one of these
in real life. Is it fast?

870
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,340
I can show you better
than I can tell you.

871
00:37:28,540 --> 00:37:29,340
[engine revs]

872
00:37:29,540 --> 00:37:30,590
- [all chuckling]
- Yeah.

873
00:37:31,980 --> 00:37:33,780
- Right?
- Yup. Yeah.

874
00:37:33,980 --> 00:37:34,690
[piano clinks]

875
00:37:34,890 --> 00:37:36,430
[Kevin humming]

876
00:37:36,630 --> 00:37:37,950
[Venus] Yeah.
I'm doing it, right?

877
00:37:38,950 --> 00:37:41,130
Stop it! Don't lie to me.

878
00:37:41,330 --> 00:37:43,350
I swear. [chuckles]

879
00:37:43,550 --> 00:37:45,910
Music has always
been your calling.

880
00:37:47,260 --> 00:37:49,230
You still making beats?

881
00:37:49,430 --> 00:37:52,540
From time to time,
fucking around with Damon.

882
00:37:52,730 --> 00:37:55,700
To be real, making beats
is a waste of time
if I ain't making bread.

883
00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:00,200
I should focus
on something real.

884
00:38:00,390 --> 00:38:03,330
One of my uncles
in New Orleans
actually does music.

885
00:38:03,530 --> 00:38:08,680
And no matter what
life threw at him,
he never gave up.

886
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:12,810
I'm sure if he can make
his dreams come true...
you definitely can.

887
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,560
What about you?

888
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:20,690
I remember my mom made me go
to those little ballet recitals
you did for Christmas.

889
00:38:20,890 --> 00:38:22,220
[both chuckle]

890
00:38:22,420 --> 00:38:24,260
You didn't give up
on your dream, did you?

891
00:38:24,460 --> 00:38:27,180
There's this modern
dance studio in Culver City

892
00:38:27,380 --> 00:38:29,180
I've been going to
for a few months.

893
00:38:29,380 --> 00:38:30,270
Nothing major.

894
00:38:30,470 --> 00:38:33,740
But... it's a start.

895
00:38:34,700 --> 00:38:36,230
That's what's up.

896
00:38:36,430 --> 00:38:37,310
Thank you.

897
00:38:41,490 --> 00:38:42,630
[music starts]

898
00:38:42,830 --> 00:38:43,670
["Every Little Thing I Do"
playing]

899
00:38:43,870 --> 00:38:46,800
<i>♪ You are on my mind </i>

900
00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:54,330
T... E... R.

901
00:38:56,940 --> 00:38:58,430
"Do not enter." [laughs]

902
00:38:58,630 --> 00:39:01,690
<i>♪ It's driving me crazy </i>

903
00:39:01,890 --> 00:39:03,170
[Kevin] All right.
Wait, wait, wait.

904
00:39:03,370 --> 00:39:04,560
[grunts]

905
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,820
- Oh, shit. Man.
- All right. Hey, come on.

906
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:10,830
Girl, you can't wear that.

907
00:39:11,030 --> 00:39:12,220
You wearin' my clothes.

908
00:39:12,420 --> 00:39:14,230
<i>♪ And I'm mixed up </i>

909
00:39:14,430 --> 00:39:20,800
<i>♪ Feeling crazy over you</i>
<i>Let's not waste any time ♪</i>

910
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:26,110
<i>♪ Ev'ry little thing I do</i>
<i>You're on my mind ♪</i>

911
00:39:26,310 --> 00:39:30,060
<i>♪ The way I feel lately</i>
<i>It's driving me crazy ♪</i>

912
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:33,020
Damn. That shit look dangerous.

913
00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:38,420
Yeah. Yeah, we good.

914
00:39:38,620 --> 00:39:39,810
Where are you wearing this?

915
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,040
Okay, toot it and boot it.

916
00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:44,290
That what you want from me?

917
00:39:45,770 --> 00:39:47,770
No. No.

918
00:39:49,030 --> 00:39:51,310
<i>Hey, y'all. What's up!</i>

919
00:39:51,510 --> 00:39:54,740
<i>♪ Let me know</i>
<i>What you wanna do ♪</i>

920
00:39:54,940 --> 00:39:59,270
<i>♪ Baby, it's all good... </i>

921
00:39:59,470 --> 00:40:02,450
All right. That's pretty
much the layout.

922
00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:04,580
All we need is 500 people
to make our money.

923
00:40:04,780 --> 00:40:05,800
Sly, you can keep count?

924
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,320
Shit, back when
I was locked up,

925
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:09,500
keeping count
was my favorite pastime.

926
00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:12,190
Most important thing,
we need to guard the trophy
room at all times.

927
00:40:13,670 --> 00:40:14,760
Any other questions?

928
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:17,240
Don't trip. We got your back.

929
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:18,420
I talked to them.

930
00:40:18,620 --> 00:40:19,730
We ain't takin'
no shit tonight.

931
00:40:19,930 --> 00:40:21,020
All right.

932
00:40:21,850 --> 00:40:22,950
Y'all heard the man.

933
00:40:23,150 --> 00:40:24,950
Shit gotta run smooth tonight.

934
00:40:25,150 --> 00:40:28,300
So, niggas better be
locked and loaded,
ready to hold shit down.

935
00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:29,870
[gun cocking]

936
00:40:30,070 --> 00:40:31,430
Mm-hmm.

937
00:40:31,630 --> 00:40:32,700
[clicks]

938
00:40:32,890 --> 00:40:34,170
[indistinct conversation]

939
00:40:34,370 --> 00:40:37,310
I didn't hear that. Fuck, man.

940
00:40:37,510 --> 00:40:40,570
Anything else? Bathroom--

941
00:40:40,770 --> 00:40:42,790
[Damon] Damon is in the house.

942
00:40:42,990 --> 00:40:44,440
Damon is in the house.

943
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:47,140
Damon is in the house.

944
00:40:47,340 --> 00:40:48,970
[chuckles]

945
00:40:49,170 --> 00:40:52,060
LA's number one
party host has arrived.

946
00:40:52,260 --> 00:40:53,540
[imitating crowd cheering]

947
00:40:53,740 --> 00:40:55,540
Was that LeBron's suit
from yesterday?

948
00:40:55,740 --> 00:40:57,330
How the fuck is this your size?

949
00:40:57,530 --> 00:41:00,110
Man, bro, chill,
I got a tailor
for the party, man.

950
00:41:00,310 --> 00:41:01,420
Are you serious?

951
00:41:01,620 --> 00:41:02,900
Man, he ain't gonna
notice this shit.

952
00:41:03,100 --> 00:41:04,240
He got a grip of these.

953
00:41:05,020 --> 00:41:06,200
Hold that thought.

954
00:41:12,510 --> 00:41:13,740
What's that?

955
00:41:13,940 --> 00:41:15,480
Man, there was so much
extra suit...

956
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,440
I had him make you one, too.

957
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,440
Gotta look the part, superstar.

958
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:21,960
I had him use the inside
padding for yours.

959
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:25,480
Yin and yang.

960
00:41:26,390 --> 00:41:28,140
Yin and yang. [chuckles]

961
00:41:28,340 --> 00:41:29,750
Go ahead,
put that shit on, dawg.

962
00:41:29,950 --> 00:41:31,620
- Yeah, this shit
actually clean, though.
- Mm-hmm.

963
00:41:31,820 --> 00:41:33,020
How you know my size?

964
00:41:33,220 --> 00:41:34,790
I measured you one time
when you asleep.

965
00:41:36,230 --> 00:41:38,200
Tonight gonna be crazy.

966
00:41:38,390 --> 00:41:39,500
Gonna make some money.

967
00:41:39,700 --> 00:41:41,420
Send my goddaughter to school.

968
00:41:41,620 --> 00:41:43,500
Stay out of trouble. Feel me?

969
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:46,060
Might even fall in love.

970
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:49,120
Shit.

971
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:50,510
[laughs]

972
00:41:50,710 --> 00:41:52,250
Man, let me fix
my chains real quick.

973
00:41:52,450 --> 00:41:54,040
Know what I'm saying?

974
00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:57,300
I know you're all thinking
they're VVs, but they're not.

975
00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:58,870
I got this shit
from the Slauson.

976
00:41:59,070 --> 00:42:00,300
[giggles]

977
00:42:00,500 --> 00:42:01,830
- Busted!
- Shut up.

978
00:42:02,030 --> 00:42:02,960
How this look?

979
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:04,870
Damn, that boy clean, man!

980
00:42:05,070 --> 00:42:07,140
Yes, sir! Talk to 'em, Kev!

981
00:42:07,340 --> 00:42:09,050
- All right, look,
seriously, though...
- Mm-hmm.

982
00:42:09,250 --> 00:42:10,710
Keep your eyes
on the prize tonight.

983
00:42:10,910 --> 00:42:12,360
Let everybody else
have a fun time.

984
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:13,880
Tonight is about making money.

985
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:15,360
That's it.

986
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:18,060
Yeah. That, and throwin'
a dope enough party

987
00:42:18,260 --> 00:42:20,930
to set us up to be the biggest
promoters in the city.

988
00:42:21,130 --> 00:42:23,720
In the city... Man!

989
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:25,980
Are you ready
to make history, homie?

990
00:42:26,180 --> 00:42:27,200
Huh?

991
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:28,930
- Hell, yeah.
- Gimme some.

992
00:42:31,590 --> 00:42:32,410
[both] Mmm.

993
00:42:34,290 --> 00:42:35,600
This is crazy.

994
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:36,860
LeBron is the size
of two normal humans.

995
00:42:37,060 --> 00:42:38,680
Bro. Three.

996
00:42:44,380 --> 00:42:46,570
There was still
some extra suit.

997
00:42:46,770 --> 00:42:48,740
Had to make one
for my goddaughter Destiny.

998
00:42:49,470 --> 00:42:50,560
Here you go.

999
00:42:52,610 --> 00:42:54,750
Keep that shit
in the family, dawg.

1000
00:42:54,950 --> 00:42:56,260
I'mma go check on this party.

1001
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:04,720
This nigga different.

1002
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:06,580
[upbeat music playing]

1003
00:43:10,100 --> 00:43:11,770
Baby.

1004
00:43:11,970 --> 00:43:15,380
[woman 1] What took you
so long? Been waiting.

1005
00:43:15,580 --> 00:43:17,250
- [woman 2] Yeah, y'all good.
- No, they good. Yeah.

1006
00:43:17,450 --> 00:43:20,520
Stop. Turn around.
Empty your pockets, lil' homie.

1007
00:43:20,710 --> 00:43:22,040
- Want me to take
your picture?
- Yeah.

1008
00:43:22,240 --> 00:43:23,740
[indistinct chatter]

1009
00:43:23,940 --> 00:43:25,820
[Damon] Welcome, everybody.

1010
00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:27,870
Glad to have y'all.
Make sure you have
a good time, all right?

1011
00:43:28,070 --> 00:43:30,830
I see you, Black man.
Yes, sir. Do your thing, king.

1012
00:43:31,030 --> 00:43:32,220
[women tittering]

1013
00:43:32,420 --> 00:43:34,400
Damon! Oh, my God.

1014
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:35,750
What's up, Shawna?

1015
00:43:35,950 --> 00:43:38,530
Yo! You really
doin' your shit, man.

1016
00:43:38,730 --> 00:43:40,490
Look at you. This is so nice!

1017
00:43:40,690 --> 00:43:41,970
I am so proud of you.

1018
00:43:42,170 --> 00:43:44,100
I appreciate you, Shawna.
For real, for real.

1019
00:43:44,300 --> 00:43:46,580
Go get yourself a drink
and turn up, all right?

1020
00:43:46,780 --> 00:43:48,410
- Say less!
- You looking good too, girl.

1021
00:43:48,610 --> 00:43:51,240
[Shawna] Come on, y'all.
Stop all that hoodrat shit.

1022
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:53,460
Hey, Daryl, you made it
out of the office!

1023
00:43:53,660 --> 00:43:54,640
How you doin' boy?

1024
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:56,290
Man, this is big time.

1025
00:43:56,490 --> 00:43:57,990
Where did you find this?

1026
00:43:58,190 --> 00:43:59,990
Man, this probably the nicest
house I've ever seen.

1027
00:44:00,190 --> 00:44:01,600
I know, right?
But I see you, player.

1028
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,080
I'm just trying to be like you.

1029
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,080
No way, man, I need
to keep up with you now.

1030
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:06,460
[Damon chuckles]

1031
00:44:07,940 --> 00:44:10,610
Welcome to
Off the Grid Part 2, people.

1032
00:44:10,810 --> 00:44:14,050
The party that never happened
this time or the last.

1033
00:44:14,250 --> 00:44:15,130
What's up, yo?

1034
00:44:15,330 --> 00:44:17,050
Thank you all for coming.

1035
00:44:17,250 --> 00:44:19,000
I'll send that beat pack
in the morning.

1036
00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:22,100
All right, Sly, you good?

1037
00:44:22,300 --> 00:44:24,710
Shit, yeah. Copacetic.

1038
00:44:24,910 --> 00:44:27,060
Like 200 people
came through so far.

1039
00:44:27,260 --> 00:44:28,630
Already made a grip.

1040
00:44:28,830 --> 00:44:30,410
Cool. So,
how's the line moving?

1041
00:44:30,610 --> 00:44:32,410
Line's still thick
like an IG chick.

1042
00:44:32,610 --> 00:44:33,630
Keepin' it pushing.

1043
00:44:33,830 --> 00:44:34,980
[man] That's bullshit!

1044
00:44:35,180 --> 00:44:36,200
He been holding
the line all night.

1045
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:37,550
I been here two hours.

1046
00:44:37,750 --> 00:44:38,900
I told you.

1047
00:44:39,100 --> 00:44:40,290
If you don't like it,
you can leave.

1048
00:44:40,490 --> 00:44:42,990
Hey, fuck you, doorman!

1049
00:44:43,190 --> 00:44:43,940
[all gasp]

1050
00:44:46,770 --> 00:44:47,600
[shouts]

1051
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,080
[crowd gasping]

1052
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,430
Sly, what the fuck, bro?

1053
00:44:51,630 --> 00:44:53,700
You can't do that.
He gonna call the cops.

1054
00:44:53,890 --> 00:44:55,170
It's cool.

1055
00:44:55,370 --> 00:44:57,260
I'm not calling the cops.

1056
00:44:57,460 --> 00:44:59,000
I'm going home to get my gun.

1057
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,570
I'm gonna come back,
and shoot everybody!

1058
00:45:01,770 --> 00:45:03,010
[crowd screams]

1059
00:45:03,210 --> 00:45:04,920
[Kevin] Sly?

1060
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:06,880
I heard him say
he live in the IE.

1061
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:09,750
No way he getting
there and back
in time to kill nobody.

1062
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:15,400
Next.

1063
00:45:18,620 --> 00:45:19,980
[imitates chimpanzee]

1064
00:45:20,180 --> 00:45:22,030
[indistinct chatter]

1065
00:45:22,230 --> 00:45:23,670
[rap music playing]

1066
00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:29,030
Yo, man. Cudi, bro.

1067
00:45:29,230 --> 00:45:30,650
Hey, man. Thank you, bro.

1068
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:32,210
Thank you, man. For real, bro.

1069
00:45:32,410 --> 00:45:34,170
I'm like a big fan, bro.

1070
00:45:34,370 --> 00:45:36,610
I've been fuckin'
with your music
since <i>Man on the Moon.</i>

1071
00:45:36,810 --> 00:45:38,220
Appreciate it.

1072
00:45:38,420 --> 00:45:40,260
Yeah, but I'm not talkin'
about "Day 'n' Nite" shit,

1073
00:45:40,460 --> 00:45:42,740
I'm talkin' about,
like the whole album, bro.

1074
00:45:42,940 --> 00:45:44,480
My shit, what's my shit?

1075
00:45:45,650 --> 00:45:47,490
I mean, you know the shit.

1076
00:45:47,690 --> 00:45:48,710
Man, you sang that shit, man.

1077
00:45:48,910 --> 00:45:50,270
Pursuit-- Pursuit--

1078
00:45:50,470 --> 00:45:53,580
"Pursuit of Happiness," bro.
That's my shit.

1079
00:45:53,780 --> 00:45:55,370
- You go crazy, man.
- That's your shit?

1080
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:58,710
That shit get me
in my feelings
every time, bro.

1081
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:01,500
Hey, by the way. I'm Damon.

1082
00:46:01,700 --> 00:46:03,160
I'm the nigga
running this whole shit.

1083
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:05,420
This is me.
I did this. For LeBron.

1084
00:46:05,620 --> 00:46:08,110
- Word. That's what's up.
- mmm-hmm.

1085
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:10,900
- Where he at?
- Huh?

1086
00:46:11,100 --> 00:46:13,560
I had a special poem
I needed to share with him.

1087
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:15,600
Oh, shit.

1088
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,130
Like some exclusive
new verse type shit?

1089
00:46:18,330 --> 00:46:19,960
No, nigga.

1090
00:46:20,150 --> 00:46:22,700
A poem. For him only.

1091
00:46:22,900 --> 00:46:24,920
That's-- Okay. Right.

1092
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:25,960
It's cool, man.

1093
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:27,660
- Shit's on fire.
- Yeah.

1094
00:46:27,860 --> 00:46:29,700
Uh. Well,
he'll be around later.

1095
00:46:29,900 --> 00:46:34,530
So, you can just
enjoy yourself, man,
enjoy the party, bro. Yeah.

1096
00:46:35,790 --> 00:46:37,410
I don't know.

1097
00:46:37,610 --> 00:46:39,050
I never really go to parties.

1098
00:46:40,710 --> 00:46:41,790
Too much laughing.

1099
00:46:45,890 --> 00:46:47,240
Yeah, bro. I'mma go--

1100
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:49,030
I'mma go check on everybody.

1101
00:46:49,230 --> 00:46:50,290
I'm gonna go-- Yeah.

1102
00:46:50,490 --> 00:46:52,020
So... yeah. You can just...

1103
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:05,350
Hey, Cudi, man, you can just
stay right there, bro.

1104
00:47:05,550 --> 00:47:07,830
Yeah. There's a lot
of laughing out there.

1105
00:47:08,030 --> 00:47:09,220
A lot going on, man.

1106
00:47:09,420 --> 00:47:10,700
So, just, yeah.

1107
00:47:10,900 --> 00:47:12,180
You good, man.

1108
00:47:12,380 --> 00:47:13,310
[sings indistinctly]

1109
00:47:13,510 --> 00:47:14,570
That's my shit, man!

1110
00:47:18,050 --> 00:47:19,060
Okay, girl. Okay, girl.

1111
00:47:19,260 --> 00:47:21,190
Okay, girl. Oh... Listen--

1112
00:47:21,390 --> 00:47:25,980
Oh, my goodness,
you are the first real
Black superhero, man!

1113
00:47:26,180 --> 00:47:27,720
You are the Black Power Ranger!

1114
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:29,200
Thank you, I appreciate that.

1115
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:32,110
- Here we go.
- Come on. It's Morphin' time!

1116
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:36,340
Don't hurt nobody
doin' all that karate shit.

1117
00:47:36,540 --> 00:47:37,820
- Go on, now!
- We'll see.

1118
00:47:38,020 --> 00:47:38,900
[chuckles]

1119
00:47:39,100 --> 00:47:40,860
- Can we get one?
- Naw, bro.

1120
00:47:41,060 --> 00:47:42,720
Tryin' to get these bitches.

1121
00:47:43,380 --> 00:47:45,210
Oh.

1122
00:47:45,410 --> 00:47:47,000
- Guess who I just saw?
- Mya?

1123
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:50,610
No. Nick Cannon
coming out of the bathroom.

1124
00:47:50,810 --> 00:47:51,990
How many people did you call?

1125
00:47:54,430 --> 00:47:55,920
Damn, you invited Quan?

1126
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:58,880
Yeah. You gotta watch his ass.

1127
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:01,360
Man, you worried
about the wrong things, Kev.

1128
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:02,540
It's a party.

1129
00:48:02,740 --> 00:48:04,800
Shit crackin', bro.

1130
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,760
Look, we did this, all right?

1131
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:08,850
- Man, so just relax.
Have a good--
- [man] DJ!

1132
00:48:09,050 --> 00:48:10,850
Hey, man, hold that thought.

1133
00:48:11,050 --> 00:48:12,620
Why you ain't got
nothing to drink?

1134
00:48:14,230 --> 00:48:16,320
Nope. Gotta keep him fresh.

1135
00:48:30,950 --> 00:48:32,390
Hey!

1136
00:48:32,590 --> 00:48:33,910
- Hey.
- Hey.

1137
00:48:35,300 --> 00:48:37,480
Damn. My-- I'm sorry.

1138
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:40,880
I mean, you look amazing.

1139
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:43,400
- Thank you. Not too much?
- No-- You look different.

1140
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:45,490
- Like, good different.
- Oh, good.

1141
00:48:45,690 --> 00:48:47,580
["This is How We Do it"
playing]

1142
00:48:47,780 --> 00:48:49,540
Oh. This your shit!

1143
00:48:49,740 --> 00:48:50,630
It's my shit, too.

1144
00:48:50,830 --> 00:48:51,980
I need to loosen up and dance.

1145
00:48:52,180 --> 00:48:53,630
- Come on, dance with me.
- Yeah. Go ahead.

1146
00:48:53,830 --> 00:48:55,980
- Come on, dance with me.
- No. I'm not ready to dance.

1147
00:48:56,180 --> 00:48:57,720
No, they dancin',
right in here.

1148
00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:59,420
I just got down here,
Kevin, please.

1149
00:48:59,620 --> 00:49:00,770
Oh, come on.

1150
00:49:00,970 --> 00:49:02,600
[Vic] <i>You gotta dance, girl.</i>

1151
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:03,900
Yeah, everybody dance.
Let's go.

1152
00:49:04,100 --> 00:49:05,470
[Vic] <i>Put 'em up!</i>

1153
00:49:05,670 --> 00:49:07,340
- Okay, come on.
- This is embarrassing.

1154
00:49:07,540 --> 00:49:10,560
It's all right. Just like them
ballet recitals, you remember?

1155
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:11,690
You remember that?

1156
00:49:11,890 --> 00:49:13,390
We're gonna twirl like this.

1157
00:49:13,590 --> 00:49:15,640
[indistinct chatter]

1158
00:49:16,860 --> 00:49:18,000
[chuckles]

1159
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:19,400
- Okay, that's enough.
- Wait.

1160
00:49:19,590 --> 00:49:21,270
Kevin!

1161
00:49:21,470 --> 00:49:23,010
<i>♪ Honey's in the street say</i>
<i>Monty, yo we made it ♪</i>

1162
00:49:23,210 --> 00:49:26,840
<i>♪ It feels so good</i>
<i>In my hood tonight ♪</i>

1163
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:28,880
<i>♪ The summertime skirts</i>
<i>And my guys... ♪</i>

1164
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:30,670
Whatever.

1165
00:49:30,870 --> 00:49:32,670
<i>♪ All the gang bangers </i>
<i>Forgot about the drive-by... ♪</i>

1166
00:49:32,870 --> 00:49:34,980
- Okay.
- What's going on over here?

1167
00:49:35,180 --> 00:49:36,410
Tinashe?

1168
00:49:36,610 --> 00:49:37,370
Hey.

1169
00:49:37,570 --> 00:49:38,850
Yeah. Let's fuck it up.

1170
00:49:39,050 --> 00:49:41,590
Just follow my lead.
We got this.

1171
00:49:41,790 --> 00:49:43,720
[Vic] <i>Oh, shit!</i>

1172
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:45,460
<i>Damon Tha Don and Kevin</i>
<i>goin' crazy</i>
<i>on the dance floor.</i>

1173
00:49:45,660 --> 00:49:46,990
G5, Kev. Let's go.

1174
00:49:47,190 --> 00:49:48,550
All right, you ready?

1175
00:49:48,750 --> 00:49:50,030
Do what I do.

1176
00:49:50,230 --> 00:49:51,120
[Vic] <i>Let's go!</i>

1177
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:52,780
<i>♪ You got much flavor </i>

1178
00:49:52,980 --> 00:49:54,510
<i>♪ This is how we do it </i>

1179
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:57,090
[crowd cheering]

1180
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:59,610
- Let's do what we do. Yup.
- All right.

1181
00:49:59,810 --> 00:50:01,960
<i>♪ This is how we do it... </i>

1182
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:04,830
Whatever! Whatever!

1183
00:50:05,030 --> 00:50:06,530
<i>♪ And wave them</i>
<i>From here to there ♪</i>

1184
00:50:06,730 --> 00:50:09,050
<i>♪ If you're an OG mack</i>
<i>Or a wanna-be player ♪</i>

1185
00:50:09,250 --> 00:50:11,230
<i>♪ You see the hood's</i>
<i>Been good to me ♪</i>

1186
00:50:11,430 --> 00:50:13,540
<i>♪ Ever since</i>
<i>I was a lower case G... ♪</i>

1187
00:50:13,740 --> 00:50:15,890
[crowd whooping]

1188
00:50:16,090 --> 00:50:17,930
Old school.

1189
00:50:18,130 --> 00:50:19,930
<i>♪ If you were from</i>
<i>Where I'm from... ♪</i>

1190
00:50:20,130 --> 00:50:21,670
[crowd cheering]

1191
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:25,630
[grunting]

1192
00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:28,030
Ooh!

1193
00:50:28,230 --> 00:50:29,730
[all cheering]

1194
00:50:29,930 --> 00:50:31,820
<i>♪ The party's underway </i>

1195
00:50:32,010 --> 00:50:34,470
<i>♪ So, tip up your cup</i>
<i>and throw your hands up... ♪</i>

1196
00:50:34,670 --> 00:50:36,460
[crowd cheering]

1197
00:50:37,900 --> 00:50:40,340
Hey, Venus, I-- Okay.

1198
00:50:41,380 --> 00:50:42,690
Oh, my goodness.

1199
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:46,090
<i>♪ This is how we do it... </i>

1200
00:50:46,290 --> 00:50:48,010
You're coming with me.

1201
00:50:48,210 --> 00:50:51,270
Wait, wait! Venus, wait!

1202
00:50:51,470 --> 00:50:53,580
Hey, you live, boy.
You living right now.

1203
00:50:53,780 --> 00:50:55,140
I don't know. Wait.

1204
00:50:55,340 --> 00:50:56,840
All right, we gotta
stay focused.

1205
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:58,800
No, man. Fuck that,
it's a party. Turn up.

1206
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:00,060
[laughs]

1207
00:51:00,260 --> 00:51:02,320
This is crazy!

1208
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:03,890
Hey...

1209
00:51:04,090 --> 00:51:06,020
- We definitely won that.
- Oh, absolutely ate it.

1210
00:51:06,220 --> 00:51:07,810
You're amazing.
You're an amazing dancer.

1211
00:51:08,010 --> 00:51:09,160
Thank you.

1212
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:10,460
I'm looking for some
backup dancers.

1213
00:51:10,660 --> 00:51:12,120
Maybe you want to audition?

1214
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:13,470
- For the road?
- Um...

1215
00:51:13,670 --> 00:51:15,510
- Yes. Yes!
- You'd be great.

1216
00:51:15,710 --> 00:51:17,950
- Yeah. Oh, my God.
- Hit me up. DM me.

1217
00:51:18,150 --> 00:51:19,520
- I will! Bye, girl!
- Bye!

1218
00:51:19,710 --> 00:51:21,260
Thank you!

1219
00:51:21,460 --> 00:51:23,260
<i>♪ He came up to Monty</i>
<i>This is what he said ♪</i>

1220
00:51:23,460 --> 00:51:25,470
<i>♪ Sell a million records</i>
<i>And we're making the dash ♪</i>

1221
00:51:27,860 --> 00:51:30,660
<i>♪ This is how we do it </i>

1222
00:51:30,860 --> 00:51:31,920
[Kyle] Come on, man.

1223
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:34,100
Damn, they know me
up in here.

1224
00:51:34,290 --> 00:51:36,000
["On Your Feet" playing]

1225
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:40,800
Man, what the fuck?

1226
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,010
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1227
00:51:42,830 --> 00:51:44,190
What the fuck?

1228
00:51:44,390 --> 00:51:46,590
<i>♪ Off you're ass</i>
<i>On your feet ♪</i>

1229
00:51:46,790 --> 00:51:48,810
<i>♪ You can do your best</i>
<i>With the extra bit ♪</i>

1230
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,460
<i>♪ Drift to left</i>
<i>Slide to the right ♪</i>

1231
00:51:51,660 --> 00:51:53,720
<i>♪ Drift to left</i>
<i>Slide to the right ♪</i>

1232
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:55,860
<i>♪ Drift to left</i>
<i>Slide to the right ♪</i>

1233
00:51:56,060 --> 00:51:58,290
<i>♪ You can do one dance</i>
<i>All your night... ♪</i>

1234
00:51:58,490 --> 00:52:00,730
Get the fuck outta here.

1235
00:52:00,930 --> 00:52:03,250
- This shit is weak.
- Man.

1236
00:52:03,450 --> 00:52:04,730
Mansion party's still going on.

1237
00:52:04,930 --> 00:52:06,000
Mansion party?

1238
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:07,870
Yeah, this dude from Instagram.

1239
00:52:08,070 --> 00:52:09,830
That @DamonThaDon81?

1240
00:52:10,030 --> 00:52:12,130
I just got the addy.

1241
00:52:12,330 --> 00:52:13,480
Oh, let's go! That's--

1242
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:15,480
Hey, hey. Send me that addy.

1243
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:17,140
I'm supposed to meet
my homeboy there.

1244
00:52:17,340 --> 00:52:19,440
What, I look like sending
you an address to a--

1245
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:21,400
How 'bout you
send him the address,

1246
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:23,620
or I shave your eyebrows
with a lawn mower.

1247
00:52:23,820 --> 00:52:25,190
He-- he got the address.

1248
00:52:25,390 --> 00:52:26,930
Let me see that.
Shut the fuck up.

1249
00:52:27,130 --> 00:52:28,530
Hate light-skinned niggas.

1250
00:52:29,660 --> 00:52:30,750
Thank you.

1251
00:52:32,230 --> 00:52:34,070
- Hey, wait--
- You just got bullied, bro.

1252
00:52:34,270 --> 00:52:36,110
I ain't tryin' to die, bro.

1253
00:52:36,310 --> 00:52:38,860
God damn.

1254
00:52:39,050 --> 00:52:41,720
[Vic] How hard it is to find
some rum 'round
this motherfucker?

1255
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:43,630
What the fuck?

1256
00:52:44,900 --> 00:52:46,650
What is that?

1257
00:52:46,850 --> 00:52:49,120
This nigga got a house
behind the house.

1258
00:52:52,470 --> 00:52:54,180
Gotta be a drink
in here somewhere.

1259
00:52:54,370 --> 00:52:56,440
[women laughing]

1260
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:58,570
Excuse me. Am I missing
something, brother?

1261
00:52:58,770 --> 00:53:00,530
What the hell goin' on in here?

1262
00:53:00,730 --> 00:53:02,310
You missin' out on
this high-octane.

1263
00:53:02,510 --> 00:53:03,400
We getting zooted.

1264
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:05,060
This shit'll change your life.

1265
00:53:05,260 --> 00:53:07,450
Man, you need
to hit this shit, okay?

1266
00:53:07,650 --> 00:53:09,760
I just came up with this
fire-ass movie idea.

1267
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:11,840
It's <i>Roots,</i>backwards.

1268
00:53:13,050 --> 00:53:15,410
- Stoor?
- We go to Europe,

1269
00:53:15,610 --> 00:53:19,370
capture these motherfuckers,
we plant a bunch of shit,
they have to pick it.

1270
00:53:19,570 --> 00:53:21,330
And it's just,
like-- It's all flipped.

1271
00:53:21,530 --> 00:53:23,240
I get Bobby Brown
to do the whole soundtrack.

1272
00:53:24,330 --> 00:53:25,630
All right? Stay tuned.

1273
00:53:27,420 --> 00:53:29,040
You might want
to hit that, though.

1274
00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:30,990
[mellow instrumental
music playing]

1275
00:53:34,900 --> 00:53:36,600
[sucking]

1276
00:53:41,690 --> 00:53:43,260
[coughing]

1277
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:45,520
You good?

1278
00:53:48,310 --> 00:53:49,880
[grunting]

1279
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:51,790
Shit, we done
fucked up the koala.

1280
00:53:54,310 --> 00:53:55,760
["When I Come Around" playing]

1281
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:57,460
<i>♪ Niggas better quiet</i>
<i>Shit down ♪</i>

1282
00:53:57,660 --> 00:53:59,110
<i>♪You niggas ain't buying</i>
<i>Cristal... ♪</i>

1283
00:53:59,310 --> 00:54:05,330
Damn! Look at all these...
people! Damn!

1284
00:54:05,530 --> 00:54:07,940
Can't believe we spent
$300 to get in here.

1285
00:54:08,140 --> 00:54:09,550
Man, fuck this shit.

1286
00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:13,420
Damn. This is nice.

1287
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:15,250
Oh.

1288
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:18,250
But this is ugly.

1289
00:54:19,380 --> 00:54:20,390
Psst!

1290
00:54:20,590 --> 00:54:21,510
Vic.

1291
00:54:23,300 --> 00:54:24,300
Vic.

1292
00:54:25,260 --> 00:54:26,350
Victor!

1293
00:54:26,550 --> 00:54:27,620
Yes, Jesus?

1294
00:54:27,820 --> 00:54:29,440
[guard] Psst! Come here, man.

1295
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:31,390
The hell wrong with you, man?

1296
00:54:33,310 --> 00:54:34,100
Yo, I gotta piss.

1297
00:54:34,300 --> 00:54:35,310
Watch my post.

1298
00:54:39,100 --> 00:54:40,710
Nigga, why are you so high?

1299
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:43,620
Why you look like G.I. Joe?

1300
00:54:46,500 --> 00:54:48,110
Didn't give me
no gun or nothing.

1301
00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:50,600
[upbeat dance music playing]

1302
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:52,730
Hey, my man.
You gotta sit down.

1303
00:54:52,930 --> 00:54:54,560
That's for sitting,
not dancing.

1304
00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:56,780
That's not a cup, bro!

1305
00:54:56,980 --> 00:54:57,940
My bad.

1306
00:54:59,900 --> 00:55:03,220
- Bro. Come on, now.
- No, no. Stop. Get off me.

1307
00:55:03,420 --> 00:55:04,640
We having fun, man. Come on.

1308
00:55:05,690 --> 00:55:07,050
This shit getting out of hand.

1309
00:55:07,250 --> 00:55:08,560
Where the fuck is Damon?

1310
00:55:12,870 --> 00:55:14,040
Damon?

1311
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:22,450
[Damon] Damn.

1312
00:55:22,650 --> 00:55:23,630
[Kevin] What the fuck, D?

1313
00:55:23,830 --> 00:55:25,460
[girl screams]

1314
00:55:25,660 --> 00:55:27,680
Yo, you cock-blockin' like
a motherfucker right now, dawg.

1315
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:29,110
Cock-blockin'?

1316
00:55:29,310 --> 00:55:30,940
Nigga, you got these hos
in here, stealing.

1317
00:55:31,140 --> 00:55:32,940
Have you seen how
out-of-control this party is?

1318
00:55:33,140 --> 00:55:34,860
What, like in
a "go viral" type way?

1319
00:55:35,060 --> 00:55:37,380
Man, look at all this money
we done made, bro.

1320
00:55:37,580 --> 00:55:38,860
Destiny is good.

1321
00:55:39,060 --> 00:55:41,170
The last thing
we want to do is go viral.

1322
00:55:41,370 --> 00:55:43,430
Remember, we gotta pay
to clean all this shit up.

1323
00:55:43,630 --> 00:55:46,170
- The house is fucked up!
- Hey, man. Bro, chill.

1324
00:55:46,370 --> 00:55:48,040
Nigga, it's a party, bro.

1325
00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:49,120
Shit is lit.

1326
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:52,830
We been going crazy on IG, too.

1327
00:55:53,030 --> 00:55:53,780
Check the feeds.

1328
00:55:54,650 --> 00:55:56,100
What is you doing?

1329
00:55:56,300 --> 00:55:58,320
We're about to get shut
the fuck down.

1330
00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:00,100
We gotta pay for shit.

1331
00:56:00,300 --> 00:56:01,800
We ain't even made
the money we need yet!

1332
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:03,190
[chuckles]

1333
00:56:03,390 --> 00:56:04,970
Bro, I'm deleting
all this shit.

1334
00:56:05,170 --> 00:56:08,110
- It's way too much.
- Chill. All right? Relax.

1335
00:56:08,310 --> 00:56:09,930
They're gonna trace
the party back to us.

1336
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:12,020
I'm done after this.

1337
00:56:12,220 --> 00:56:13,850
All right, look, man.
We just...

1338
00:56:14,050 --> 00:56:16,810
When summer come around,
we just go hard
on the promotion,

1339
00:56:17,010 --> 00:56:18,340
switch up the strategy--

1340
00:56:18,540 --> 00:56:20,730
I don't think you heard me,
I'm done, bro.

1341
00:56:20,930 --> 00:56:22,820
I'm making the money
I need and I'm out.

1342
00:56:23,020 --> 00:56:24,560
Damn, man. Bro.

1343
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:26,390
What the fuck, man? Wait, bro.

1344
00:56:26,590 --> 00:56:29,910
Why is everything always
about you, bro, huh?

1345
00:56:30,110 --> 00:56:31,350
You ever thought
about what I'll do

1346
00:56:31,550 --> 00:56:33,520
after you dip on me
to take that IT job?

1347
00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:35,090
You're selfish as fuck, bro.

1348
00:56:35,290 --> 00:56:36,880
- I'm selfish?
- Hell, yeah.

1349
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:39,230
Everything you do is fucked up.

1350
00:56:39,430 --> 00:56:40,750
Everything has been your fault.

1351
00:56:40,950 --> 00:56:42,710
Yeah, this bangin'-ass
party I threw

1352
00:56:42,910 --> 00:56:44,670
to get you money
for your daughter is my fault?

1353
00:56:44,870 --> 00:56:47,360
Yes! We wouldn't even
be in this position

1354
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:48,790
if you hadn't got us
kicked off the other one.

1355
00:56:49,710 --> 00:56:51,590
I got a life, bro.

1356
00:56:51,790 --> 00:56:53,020
I got real responsibilities.

1357
00:56:53,220 --> 00:56:54,940
I have a daughter.
You wouldn't understand.

1358
00:56:55,140 --> 00:56:57,330
You acting like I
ain't had your back
since day one, bro.

1359
00:56:57,530 --> 00:57:00,770
Destiny is my goddaughter,
and I take that shit
very serious.

1360
00:57:00,970 --> 00:57:03,470
I keep putting you
in a position to win, nigga!

1361
00:57:03,670 --> 00:57:06,730
And all that shit you done
blame me for, bro...

1362
00:57:06,930 --> 00:57:08,990
I ain't force you to do
none of that.

1363
00:57:09,190 --> 00:57:11,080
You gotta take
responsibility for that.

1364
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:12,650
And Destiny is not
your goddaughter.

1365
00:57:12,850 --> 00:57:14,090
So, stop sayin' that.

1366
00:57:14,290 --> 00:57:15,480
You think if something
happened to me

1367
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:17,790
I'd put my child's life
in your hands?

1368
00:57:17,990 --> 00:57:19,740
I mean, you're irresponsible
as fuck.

1369
00:57:22,090 --> 00:57:23,920
[woman] Umm.

1370
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:25,130
Can I have my shirt?

1371
00:57:33,790 --> 00:57:34,750
Rude.

1372
00:57:37,930 --> 00:57:41,060
Yeah. I know you see
that big ol' booty.

1373
00:57:42,060 --> 00:57:43,190
That's because of me, nigga.

1374
00:57:43,850 --> 00:57:44,850
[scoffs]

1375
00:57:45,940 --> 00:57:47,370
Ain't no pleasing you, man.

1376
00:57:50,330 --> 00:57:51,720
I stay lookin' out for you.

1377
00:57:52,900 --> 00:57:53,950
But who lookin' out for Damon?

1378
00:57:54,150 --> 00:57:56,520
Damon is lookin' out for Damon.

1379
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:58,910
Why else would you be up here
while this party goin' to shit?

1380
00:58:00,170 --> 00:58:01,440
It's like you get me
out of shit

1381
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:02,950
just to get me
into even bigger shit.

1382
00:58:06,740 --> 00:58:07,910
Is that Daisy's chain?

1383
00:58:08,870 --> 00:58:10,450
Hmm.

1384
00:58:10,650 --> 00:58:11,920
So, you did take that shit?

1385
00:58:15,490 --> 00:58:17,010
I gotta go clean up your mess.

1386
00:58:24,370 --> 00:58:25,380
You could tell he was broke?

1387
00:58:25,580 --> 00:58:26,380
I could tell.

1388
00:58:26,580 --> 00:58:27,460
It was the corduroy?

1389
00:58:27,660 --> 00:58:29,950
[gasps] I see something.

1390
00:58:30,140 --> 00:58:31,160
[Venus] You see what?

1391
00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:32,900
[rap music playing]

1392
00:58:33,100 --> 00:58:35,550
Kamika! Girl...

1393
00:58:37,420 --> 00:58:38,470
He look broke, too.

1394
00:58:49,910 --> 00:58:51,490
Oh, Kevin, Kevin!

1395
00:58:51,690 --> 00:58:52,920
You know what's crazy?

1396
00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:54,540
Excuse me.

1397
00:58:54,730 --> 00:58:56,280
I'm actually
having a good time.

1398
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:57,540
I'm a little tipsy.

1399
00:58:57,740 --> 00:58:59,580
But I'm having a good time.

1400
00:58:59,780 --> 00:59:00,890
Are you all right? What's good?

1401
00:59:01,090 --> 00:59:02,400
No, this party's going to shit.

1402
00:59:03,060 --> 00:59:04,020
Are you serious?

1403
00:59:04,220 --> 00:59:05,620
Everything's fine, Kevin.

1404
00:59:06,630 --> 00:59:07,500
Look at it. People are--

1405
00:59:07,700 --> 00:59:09,680
White girl on a table.

1406
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:11,940
Damon has fucked up
everything, as usual.

1407
00:59:12,140 --> 00:59:13,900
I know the neighbors
done called the cops by now.

1408
00:59:14,100 --> 00:59:14,950
I need to go outside
and check it.

1409
00:59:15,150 --> 00:59:16,730
No, don't-- Look.

1410
00:59:16,930 --> 00:59:19,730
Is Damon an idiot? Sure.

1411
00:59:19,930 --> 00:59:21,130
Hell, yes, actually.

1412
00:59:21,330 --> 00:59:23,170
But you knew that.

1413
00:59:23,370 --> 00:59:25,910
So, some of this
is on you, right?

1414
00:59:27,650 --> 00:59:31,400
But it's okay, because...
because you got this, okay?

1415
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:32,960
We got this, okay?

1416
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:34,260
We're gonna figure this out.

1417
00:59:35,650 --> 00:59:38,620
Relax. Remember?

1418
00:59:38,820 --> 00:59:39,830
[Vic chuckles]

1419
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:45,020
[Venus] Oh, Vic, you all right?

1420
00:59:45,220 --> 00:59:49,290
See, it's five minutes ago,
and I was in a room
with a koala and shit.

1421
00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:53,250
And now it's
45 minutes in the future,
and now I'm eating waffles.

1422
00:59:53,450 --> 00:59:55,200
- What?
- He hit the blunt.

1423
00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:57,080
He thinks he's time traveling.

1424
00:59:57,280 --> 01:00:01,690
DJ, you need to get your ass
back in that booth, man.

1425
01:00:01,890 --> 01:00:03,600
That booth is a prison.

1426
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:06,860
And I will not be jailed
in your timeline, okay?

1427
01:00:07,690 --> 01:00:08,860
1976...

1428
01:00:10,510 --> 01:00:11,470
Weirdo.

1429
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:13,950
Where Damon at, man?

1430
01:00:20,050 --> 01:00:21,930
Weak-ass art.

1431
01:00:22,130 --> 01:00:24,100
Oh, she got some titties.

1432
01:00:24,300 --> 01:00:25,050
[chuckles]

1433
01:00:26,790 --> 01:00:27,760
Yo, Damon!

1434
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:29,410
Damon!

1435
01:00:29,610 --> 01:00:31,460
Where you at, you little bitch?

1436
01:00:31,660 --> 01:00:33,160
["Get Rich" playing]

1437
01:00:33,350 --> 01:00:34,710
<i>♪ Gang of these new niggas</i>
<i>Wanna be Pac ♪</i>

1438
01:00:35,020 --> 01:00:36,420
<i>♪ That's why a gang of these</i>
<i>Lil' niggas gone get shot ♪</i>

1439
01:00:36,620 --> 01:00:38,120
<i>♪ It's hard to grow up </i>

1440
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:40,380
<i>♪ Niggas ain't fucking</i>
<i>With you so what ♪</i>

1441
01:00:40,580 --> 01:00:42,770
<i>♪ Sit yo ass down</i>
<i>Get ya dough up ♪</i>

1442
01:00:42,970 --> 01:00:44,990
<i>♪ I don't ever judge</i>
<i>With my nose up ♪</i>

1443
01:00:45,190 --> 01:00:46,340
<i>♪ 'm a blow up... </i>

1444
01:00:46,540 --> 01:00:47,680
[music stops]

1445
01:00:49,470 --> 01:00:51,570
[whispering] This crazy.

1446
01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:52,860
[laughs mischievously]

1447
01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:55,650
What the fuck is this?

1448
01:00:56,740 --> 01:00:57,780
<i>Cocaina.</i>

1449
01:01:03,390 --> 01:01:04,220
[coughs]

1450
01:01:05,870 --> 01:01:06,830
Fine with me.

1451
01:01:07,750 --> 01:01:08,790
[coughs]

1452
01:01:11,530 --> 01:01:13,400
They throwing a party
at LeBron James's house?

1453
01:01:17,630 --> 01:01:18,940
- Do you see this?
- I see that.

1454
01:01:19,140 --> 01:01:20,460
That's Cleveland right there.

1455
01:01:20,660 --> 01:01:22,550
- Open this up. Open this up.
- I get that side.

1456
01:01:22,750 --> 01:01:23,860
Do the math.
You get that side.

1457
01:01:24,060 --> 01:01:25,510
[Kyle] There's gotta
be a lock.

1458
01:01:25,710 --> 01:01:27,030
[Guile] No, no.
It's on the top.
The angle--

1459
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:29,210
Ooh!

1460
01:01:29,410 --> 01:01:30,550
Works every time.

1461
01:01:37,780 --> 01:01:39,530
What y'all think this worth?

1462
01:01:39,730 --> 01:01:43,050
Well, shit, way more
than what we got right now.

1463
01:01:43,250 --> 01:01:45,400
Come on, y'all,
we can't steal
from the GOAT, James.

1464
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:47,140
You know what I'm saying?
That's crazy.

1465
01:01:47,340 --> 01:01:48,930
What, you a Laker fan?

1466
01:01:49,130 --> 01:01:51,090
Hell no, nigga,
I'm a gymnastics fan.

1467
01:01:52,140 --> 01:01:53,450
Well, we in business, then.

1468
01:01:53,650 --> 01:01:54,440
Let's go.

1469
01:01:55,530 --> 01:01:57,010
["Get Rich" continues playing]

1470
01:01:58,970 --> 01:01:59,980
You can do this.

1471
01:02:00,180 --> 01:02:01,150
You can do this.

1472
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:04,070
[music changes]

1473
01:02:04,270 --> 01:02:05,680
[upbeat techno music playing]

1474
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:06,990
Man, what the fuck?

1475
01:02:07,190 --> 01:02:09,080
Man, put on some
Migos or something.

1476
01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:10,910
It's 1998, bro.

1477
01:02:11,100 --> 01:02:13,120
The Migos don't exist yet.

1478
01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:15,170
[crowd booing]

1479
01:02:15,370 --> 01:02:16,820
Hey. Come on, now. Wait up.

1480
01:02:17,020 --> 01:02:18,480
I was just-- Come on, we can--

1481
01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:20,120
We can go back. Hey. Hey.

1482
01:02:20,690 --> 01:02:21,520
[grunts]

1483
01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:23,210
[groans]

1484
01:02:26,130 --> 01:02:28,230
What's up now, fuck boy?

1485
01:02:28,430 --> 01:02:31,060
We gonna beat your fucking ass!

1486
01:02:31,260 --> 01:02:32,970
[chuckles]

1487
01:02:33,170 --> 01:02:35,230
Open the door!
Hey, open the door.

1488
01:02:35,430 --> 01:02:37,150
No. You got too much
drama for us.

1489
01:02:37,350 --> 01:02:39,670
Open the door!
Open the fuckin-- No!

1490
01:02:39,870 --> 01:02:40,590
[grunts]

1491
01:02:40,790 --> 01:02:42,070
Oh, no!

1492
01:02:42,270 --> 01:02:43,980
- What's up, yo?
Yeah, come on.
- Get up!

1493
01:02:44,180 --> 01:02:44,930
[groans]

1494
01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:48,460
Go, go.

1495
01:02:48,660 --> 01:02:49,600
[engine revs]

1496
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:50,720
[Larry] Hold him up.

1497
01:02:54,850 --> 01:02:56,780
I been waiting all day
for this shit, nigga.

1498
01:02:56,980 --> 01:02:58,080
You know what I'mma do?

1499
01:02:58,280 --> 01:02:59,820
I'm gonna tie you
to a table, right?

1500
01:03:00,020 --> 01:03:02,350
I'm gonna cut a whole bunch
of holes in you.

1501
01:03:02,550 --> 01:03:05,350
And then very slowly,
and carefully,

1502
01:03:05,550 --> 01:03:08,750
I'm gonna pull your organs out
with tweezers, nigga.

1503
01:03:08,950 --> 01:03:11,620
- Like Operation?
- Exactly like Operation.

1504
01:03:11,820 --> 01:03:13,310
It's my favorite game,
you know why?

1505
01:03:14,220 --> 01:03:15,750
Requires concentration.

1506
01:03:15,950 --> 01:03:17,670
First you go steal
Daisy's chain.

1507
01:03:17,870 --> 01:03:19,150
And then you gonna
steal my crowd?

1508
01:03:19,350 --> 01:03:21,370
First of all, it was my crowd.

1509
01:03:21,570 --> 01:03:23,060
All right?

1510
01:03:23,260 --> 01:03:24,720
Y'all niggas shouldn't
even kicked us off the party.

1511
01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:28,290
Now we kicking your ass
outside your party.

1512
01:03:28,490 --> 01:03:30,670
Hold up. Hold up. Hold up.
What-- what is this?

1513
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:33,510
[groans]

1514
01:03:33,710 --> 01:03:35,550
- Hey, bro.
I'm sorry, all right? All--
- Go to work.

1515
01:03:35,750 --> 01:03:36,940
[screaming]

1516
01:03:38,460 --> 01:03:40,120
[whooping triumphantly]

1517
01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:41,210
[groans]

1518
01:03:41,410 --> 01:03:42,300
Uh-huh.

1519
01:03:42,500 --> 01:03:43,560
Ooh.

1520
01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:44,830
- You all right?
- Are you okay?

1521
01:03:45,020 --> 01:03:46,300
- Wait!
- The fuck is that?

1522
01:03:46,500 --> 01:03:47,650
What was that?

1523
01:03:47,850 --> 01:03:48,920
[screaming]

1524
01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:50,530
Whoa! Oh, hell no!

1525
01:03:50,730 --> 01:03:51,880
Who got the keys?

1526
01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:52,920
Chupacabra!

1527
01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:54,180
Y'all hurry up!

1528
01:03:54,380 --> 01:03:55,520
[sniffing]

1529
01:03:59,960 --> 01:04:01,840
Damn.

1530
01:04:02,040 --> 01:04:05,060
I'm sorry I called you
a fucked-up monkey before.

1531
01:04:05,260 --> 01:04:07,370
- You really saved me--
Get off!
- [growling]

1532
01:04:07,570 --> 01:04:09,460
Somebody help!
She's fucking
trying to kill me!

1533
01:04:09,660 --> 01:04:11,100
[koala squealing]

1534
01:04:12,450 --> 01:04:13,850
[Mya] Here, koala, koala.

1535
01:04:15,540 --> 01:04:16,940
Come here. Come here, girl.

1536
01:04:20,070 --> 01:04:22,510
Hi, buddy. [chuckles]

1537
01:04:22,710 --> 01:04:24,380
Aren't you so cute!

1538
01:04:26,210 --> 01:04:27,210
Let you go.

1539
01:04:27,950 --> 01:04:28,950
[grunting]

1540
01:04:32,990 --> 01:04:34,040
Are you okay?

1541
01:04:38,220 --> 01:04:39,790
Yeah... [chuckles]

1542
01:04:39,990 --> 01:04:41,450
Yeah, I'm good. Yeah.

1543
01:04:41,650 --> 01:04:43,190
Damon, right?

1544
01:04:43,390 --> 01:04:46,570
It's Damon, like the French...
the French way?

1545
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:49,450
Well, I'm Mya.

1546
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:52,360
Yeah, I know who you are.

1547
01:04:53,410 --> 01:04:54,550
But how do you know my name?

1548
01:04:54,750 --> 01:04:55,850
Oh, your e-mail.

1549
01:04:56,050 --> 01:04:57,800
You said you'd be
wearing a flower.

1550
01:05:00,670 --> 01:05:01,990
So, you got my letter, huh?

1551
01:05:02,190 --> 01:05:03,210
Yeah, uh...

1552
01:05:03,410 --> 01:05:04,730
[chuckles]

1553
01:05:04,930 --> 01:05:08,390
Your letter was just
so touching and poetic...

1554
01:05:08,590 --> 01:05:09,990
I had to meet
the person who wrote it.

1555
01:05:12,290 --> 01:05:13,390
What's wrong with you, bro?

1556
01:05:13,590 --> 01:05:14,910
You had one job.
Play the music.

1557
01:05:18,130 --> 01:05:20,480
[man on laptop] <i>To create</i>
<i>a quantum computer...</i>

1558
01:05:22,090 --> 01:05:24,790
- Vic!
<i>- Quantum computer...</i>

1559
01:05:24,990 --> 01:05:26,540
Man, this shit
getting fucked up.

1560
01:05:26,730 --> 01:05:28,970
- Vic, turn the music back on.
<i>- Quantum computer--</i>

1561
01:05:29,170 --> 01:05:31,450
- Music is bad, man.
<i>- Quantum com--</i>

1562
01:05:31,650 --> 01:05:35,200
Music is just waves...
that are fuckin' our ears.

1563
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:36,550
We ain't made our money yet.

1564
01:05:36,740 --> 01:05:37,630
We gotta keep the party going.

1565
01:05:37,830 --> 01:05:39,280
Plug it back up. Come on.

1566
01:05:42,500 --> 01:05:43,770
- Vic, what's--
- 'Scuse me, brother.

1567
01:05:43,970 --> 01:05:45,630
- What's wrong with you?
- Back up.

1568
01:05:46,890 --> 01:05:49,070
Vic. Vic! Vic!

1569
01:05:52,030 --> 01:05:55,040
- Uh-- Uh...
- [microphone feedback]

1570
01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:57,650
Just-- Sorry about that, folks.

1571
01:05:57,850 --> 01:06:00,350
We'll be up and running
in a second.

1572
01:06:00,550 --> 01:06:03,090
2 Chainz! We got 2 Chainz
in this motherfucker!

1573
01:06:03,290 --> 01:06:04,570
Yo, my nigga, yeah!

1574
01:06:04,770 --> 01:06:07,180
Come up here
and perform a couple songs.

1575
01:06:07,380 --> 01:06:09,870
Nigga, I am not 2 Chainz.

1576
01:06:10,700 --> 01:06:12,150
Shit weak, bro.

1577
01:06:12,350 --> 01:06:14,930
Man, fuck this ol' bullshit
weak-ass party.

1578
01:06:15,130 --> 01:06:16,410
Know what I'm saying?

1579
01:06:16,610 --> 01:06:17,850
I hit him with a karate chop
on his neck.

1580
01:06:18,050 --> 01:06:19,410
I was, like, pow,
you know what I'm saying?

1581
01:06:19,610 --> 01:06:21,940
Oh, my God, Damon,
you are so crazy.

1582
01:06:22,140 --> 01:06:24,450
Well, you know I done
forgot my pills, so, you know.

1583
01:06:25,500 --> 01:06:26,330
Off the hook.

1584
01:06:26,530 --> 01:06:27,410
[both chuckle]

1585
01:06:28,110 --> 01:06:29,500
[crowd booing]

1586
01:06:32,290 --> 01:06:33,810
Sounds pretty bad in there.

1587
01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:36,950
You want to get out of here?

1588
01:06:37,150 --> 01:06:39,260
We could grab
a drink someplace.

1589
01:06:39,460 --> 01:06:40,780
[Kevin on mic]
<i>Everybody just calm down.</i>

1590
01:06:40,980 --> 01:06:42,520
<i>We gonna figure this out.</i>

1591
01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:44,310
<i>Come on, man.</i>
<i>Don't break stuff.</i>

1592
01:06:44,510 --> 01:06:45,470
Shit.

1593
01:06:47,610 --> 01:06:48,970
[exhales sharply]

1594
01:06:49,170 --> 01:06:51,140
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry,
but that's my friend.

1595
01:06:51,340 --> 01:06:53,580
He dyin' in there.

1596
01:06:53,780 --> 01:06:55,710
You know, I just
can't leave him like that.

1597
01:06:55,910 --> 01:06:56,660
[sighing in despair]

1598
01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:01,580
You look great, by the way.

1599
01:07:04,450 --> 01:07:06,760
What the fuck, DJ?
This ain't juice.

1600
01:07:09,060 --> 01:07:11,290
All right, everybody,
calm down, calm down.

1601
01:07:11,490 --> 01:07:12,460
All right?

1602
01:07:16,290 --> 01:07:18,520
- Damon, what you doing?
- Turn me up.

1603
01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:20,030
[Kevin's vocalization playing]

1604
01:07:22,290 --> 01:07:25,000
For real, man.
Check my boy, Kev,
on the beat one time.

1605
01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:27,830
His shit goin' crazy.
All right?

1606
01:07:28,030 --> 01:07:29,750
Why is this bro playing
beats at a party?

1607
01:07:29,940 --> 01:07:31,620
[Damon] <i>Seriously, thank y'all</i>
<i>for coming out.</i>

1608
01:07:31,820 --> 01:07:34,050
<i>- Appreciate y'all so much.</i>
- I actually fuck with it.

1609
01:07:34,250 --> 01:07:35,790
So, I got some news
about the Migos.

1610
01:07:37,530 --> 01:07:39,920
Yeah... them niggas not coming.

1611
01:07:41,010 --> 01:07:42,410
But, fuck all that. All right?

1612
01:07:42,610 --> 01:07:44,980
We got stars galore,
we got sexy-ass ladies.

1613
01:07:45,180 --> 01:07:47,110
Y'all still trying
to have a good time, right?

1614
01:07:47,310 --> 01:07:49,500
I said, y'all trying to have
a good time, right?

1615
01:07:49,700 --> 01:07:51,680
[all] Yeah!

1616
01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:53,860
All right. I wanna
shout out the King,
for making this shit happen.

1617
01:07:54,060 --> 01:07:56,690
And I wanna shout out you sexy
motherfuckin' ladies
out there, man.

1618
01:07:56,880 --> 01:07:57,940
Damn, y'all look good.

1619
01:07:59,370 --> 01:08:00,690
- Yo, I got this.
- All right, cool.

1620
01:08:00,890 --> 01:08:01,640
[music starts]

1621
01:08:02,730 --> 01:08:04,260
[crowd cheering]

1622
01:08:04,460 --> 01:08:05,730
[Damon] <i>Yeah,</i>
<i>y'all feeing that, huh?</i>

1623
01:08:11,170 --> 01:08:15,230
Cash Money Records taking over
for the '99 and 2000.

1624
01:08:15,430 --> 01:08:16,140
["Back that azz up" playing]

1625
01:08:16,340 --> 01:08:17,230
[crowd cheering]

1626
01:08:17,430 --> 01:08:19,660
This is what you want! Yeah!

1627
01:08:19,860 --> 01:08:22,440
Get out the way,
this my shit! [screams]

1628
01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:26,980
Ahh!

1629
01:08:27,180 --> 01:08:28,330
Where you going?

1630
01:08:28,530 --> 01:08:29,590
Come on, coach,
"Back that azz up."

1631
01:08:29,790 --> 01:08:31,550
Man, I only got
one job tonight.

1632
01:08:31,750 --> 01:08:34,200
And that is to keep you
healthy and safe.

1633
01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:36,510
- My goodness--
- Season starts in weeks.

1634
01:08:36,710 --> 01:08:37,850
- Come on--
- Odell...

1635
01:08:38,540 --> 01:08:39,340
[groans]

1636
01:08:39,540 --> 01:08:40,370
You agreed.

1637
01:08:41,240 --> 01:08:42,110
[crashes]

1638
01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:46,860
Odell!

1639
01:08:47,810 --> 01:08:50,610
Now, you know he dead.

1640
01:08:50,810 --> 01:08:53,090
<i>♪ The nigga with the money</i>
<i>Yeah, don't act funny, yeah ♪</i>

1641
01:08:53,290 --> 01:08:55,740
<i>♪ Got birds and I'm runnin'</i>
<i>Yeah, 'bout a hundred, yeah ♪</i>

1642
01:08:55,940 --> 01:08:58,400
<i>♪ Girl, you looks good</i>
<i>Won't you back that azz up ♪</i>

1643
01:08:58,600 --> 01:09:00,870
<i>♪ You'se a fine motherfucker</i>
<i>Won't you back that azz up ♪</i>

1644
01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:03,140
Juvie, I love you!

1645
01:09:03,340 --> 01:09:05,710
Answer my DMs! Answer my DMs!

1646
01:09:05,910 --> 01:09:08,320
<i>♪ Girl, you looks good</i>
<i>Won't you back that azz up ♪</i>

1647
01:09:08,520 --> 01:09:11,060
<i>♪ You're a fine motherfucker</i>
<i>Won't you back that azz up ♪</i>

1648
01:09:11,260 --> 01:09:13,940
I wanna send
a special shout-out
to my niece, Venus,

1649
01:09:14,140 --> 01:09:16,500
for bringin' me down here
and making this shit possible.

1650
01:09:16,700 --> 01:09:18,290
Look, man,
y'all put them hands back up.

1651
01:09:18,490 --> 01:09:20,200
We in the King's mansion.

1652
01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:23,380
<i>♪ Do the ladies run</i>
<i>This motherfucker? ♪</i>

1653
01:09:23,580 --> 01:09:25,250
<i>♪ Hell, yeah! </i>

1654
01:09:25,450 --> 01:09:28,170
<i>♪ Is my dawgs</i>
<i>In this motherfucker? ♪</i>

1655
01:09:28,370 --> 01:09:29,690
<i>♪ Hell, yeah! </i>

1656
01:09:29,890 --> 01:09:33,830
You got Juvenile to perform
last minute? How?

1657
01:09:34,030 --> 01:09:37,170
That's my uncle
from New Orleans
I was telling you about.

1658
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:40,960
Wait, Juvenile's your uncle?

1659
01:09:41,160 --> 01:09:44,620
Wait, wait. How come
you never said anything?

1660
01:09:44,820 --> 01:09:45,970
I don't know.

1661
01:09:46,170 --> 01:09:48,930
He's just my Uncle Terry
that I never see.

1662
01:09:49,130 --> 01:09:51,750
He just happened to be in town
for my sister's graduation.

1663
01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:55,930
Venus, I--

1664
01:09:56,130 --> 01:09:57,410
I can't thank you enough.

1665
01:09:57,610 --> 01:09:58,550
[Damon] <i>Hey, man!</i>
<i>Give it up for Juvie...</i>

1666
01:09:58,750 --> 01:10:02,200
We're in this together. Okay?

1667
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:04,860
- Oh, hey. Kenton, right?
- Oh, my--

1668
01:10:05,060 --> 01:10:05,990
I don't know
what's going on here, pal,

1669
01:10:06,190 --> 01:10:08,470
but the party is over. O-V-E-R.

1670
01:10:08,670 --> 01:10:12,390
I found my sweet
little Marley here
higher than a giraffe's vagina,

1671
01:10:12,590 --> 01:10:14,080
and I found this in her pouch.

1672
01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:15,820
Drugs! Gummy drugs!

1673
01:10:16,020 --> 01:10:17,220
Crack, probably.

1674
01:10:17,420 --> 01:10:18,610
Makes me sick.
I'm calling the police.

1675
01:10:18,810 --> 01:10:20,050
- Peter...
- I'm calling the cops.

1676
01:10:20,250 --> 01:10:21,400
- Hey.
- Hello. I'm glad
you're here too.

1677
01:10:21,590 --> 01:10:22,700
The cops are gonna
come get you, too.

1678
01:10:22,900 --> 01:10:23,870
- Peter--
- You're all going to prison.

1679
01:10:25,090 --> 01:10:27,920
Look at this cute-ass koala!

1680
01:10:28,120 --> 01:10:29,750
- Well... Yeah.
- Aww.

1681
01:10:29,950 --> 01:10:31,840
Ooh. Let me take
a picture with it.

1682
01:10:32,040 --> 01:10:34,190
- Well, she's on drugs, but...
- My followers gonna love this!

1683
01:10:34,390 --> 01:10:36,890
Yeah... Mika. Mika.

1684
01:10:37,090 --> 01:10:39,280
Peter is super-influential.

1685
01:10:39,480 --> 01:10:43,330
I mean, he got a bunch of stuff
you could take pictures
with back at his crib.

1686
01:10:43,530 --> 01:10:45,290
He's one of LeBron's
rich neighbors.

1687
01:10:45,490 --> 01:10:47,420
Yeah, I do-- Yes. Yeah.

1688
01:10:47,620 --> 01:10:50,120
Well, I have a--
I have a private jet.

1689
01:10:50,320 --> 01:10:52,250
- Is that right?
- That is right.

1690
01:10:52,450 --> 01:10:54,210
- I would like to see it.
- I want to show it to you.

1691
01:10:54,410 --> 01:10:56,130
[both chuckle]

1692
01:10:56,330 --> 01:10:58,390
Hi. Marley. Hi, baby.

1693
01:10:58,590 --> 01:11:00,780
Damn. Shit.
That was close, bro.

1694
01:11:00,980 --> 01:11:03,350
- There you are. Hey.
- Oh, hey.

1695
01:11:03,550 --> 01:11:07,010
Oh, shit. Mya?

1696
01:11:07,210 --> 01:11:09,970
- This the friend
that was getting booed?
- Mm-hmm.

1697
01:11:10,160 --> 01:11:11,750
You know he came back
for you, right?

1698
01:11:11,950 --> 01:11:13,710
Instead of leaving with me.

1699
01:11:13,910 --> 01:11:15,440
You got a good one right here.

1700
01:11:21,880 --> 01:11:22,710
Uh...

1701
01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:25,110
Truce?

1702
01:11:25,310 --> 01:11:26,060
Huh?

1703
01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:28,760
Truce?

1704
01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:36,510
[both] Mmm.

1705
01:11:36,710 --> 01:11:37,600
[chuckles]

1706
01:11:37,800 --> 01:11:38,860
Hey, yo.

1707
01:11:39,060 --> 01:11:40,290
We got a big problem.

1708
01:11:41,030 --> 01:11:41,870
What the fuck!

1709
01:11:42,070 --> 01:11:43,740
Man, how'd this happen?

1710
01:11:43,940 --> 01:11:46,480
I asked Vic to watch the door
to take a piss, but he bailed.

1711
01:11:46,680 --> 01:11:49,870
Vic? That's the wrong person
you ask to watch anything!

1712
01:11:50,070 --> 01:11:51,950
- Oh, my bad.
- Yo, question.

1713
01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:54,310
Was it the Miami ring?

1714
01:11:55,610 --> 01:11:57,230
'Cause he didn't deserve
that shit.

1715
01:11:57,430 --> 01:11:58,930
- No.
- You think this shit funny?

1716
01:11:59,130 --> 01:12:00,450
- Sorry.
- I could lose
my daughter, bro.

1717
01:12:00,650 --> 01:12:01,760
Just trying
to lighten the mood.

1718
01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:03,190
Sly, you got to keep
the door moving.

1719
01:12:03,390 --> 01:12:04,500
We need to make sure
we got enough

1720
01:12:04,700 --> 01:12:06,060
to cover the damages
to the house.

1721
01:12:06,260 --> 01:12:07,630
How the fuck we gonna
replace the ring, though?

1722
01:12:07,830 --> 01:12:09,290
Fuck!

1723
01:12:09,490 --> 01:12:11,240
Sly, I need you
to search everybody, all right?

1724
01:12:11,440 --> 01:12:13,860
We gotta find that ring.

1725
01:12:14,050 --> 01:12:15,290
Didn't you have
more guys with you?

1726
01:12:15,490 --> 01:12:17,420
I had my cousin, Gavin.

1727
01:12:17,620 --> 01:12:18,810
But I ain't seen him in hours.

1728
01:12:20,110 --> 01:12:22,120
I've been wanting this all day.

1729
01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:23,600
Thank you, brother. Yes, sir.

1730
01:12:24,990 --> 01:12:26,560
Damn, that's all you?

1731
01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:30,310
Yes! These are my
Obama specials. Okay?

1732
01:12:30,510 --> 01:12:33,690
I voted for him... three times.

1733
01:12:34,870 --> 01:12:37,490
Yes we can. Yes we can.

1734
01:12:37,690 --> 01:12:39,920
- Everybody, hands!
- Let me see your hands.

1735
01:12:40,120 --> 01:12:42,480
Everybody. Yo, hands.

1736
01:12:45,830 --> 01:12:47,930
Got it! Here it is.

1737
01:12:48,130 --> 01:12:50,330
- Yo, where'd you
get this ring at?
- Man, I won it.

1738
01:12:50,530 --> 01:12:52,110
You win this ring, man?
Prove it!

1739
01:12:52,310 --> 01:12:54,550
Bro, I'm Tristan Thompson.

1740
01:12:54,750 --> 01:12:58,070
Oh. It is Tristan Thompson!
Yo, but your hand big!

1741
01:12:58,270 --> 01:13:01,380
God damn. I thought you had
elephantitis or some shit, man.

1742
01:13:01,580 --> 01:13:03,910
- Sly, you find it?
- Still working on it.

1743
01:13:04,100 --> 01:13:05,730
We never gonna find
LeBron's ring, bro.

1744
01:13:05,930 --> 01:13:07,170
Kev, we gotta replace it.

1745
01:13:07,370 --> 01:13:08,610
We gotta try
one of them black markets.

1746
01:13:08,810 --> 01:13:11,570
- Wait, y'all lost LeBron's--?
- [shushes]

1747
01:13:11,760 --> 01:13:12,960
No, we didn't lose it.

1748
01:13:13,160 --> 01:13:14,870
It was stolen.

1749
01:13:15,070 --> 01:13:17,050
- Are you serious?
- Somebody stole it.

1750
01:13:17,250 --> 01:13:18,620
- I can get another ring.
- Oh!

1751
01:13:18,820 --> 01:13:20,360
Damn, Cudi.
Where'd you come from?

1752
01:13:20,560 --> 01:13:22,620
Wait, wait, wait. wait.
What'd you just say?

1753
01:13:22,820 --> 01:13:24,270
I can get y'all another ring.

1754
01:13:24,470 --> 01:13:26,620
Like another one-of-a-kind
NBA Championship ring?

1755
01:13:26,820 --> 01:13:29,100
Yeah. Just let me
know the year.

1756
01:13:29,300 --> 01:13:30,630
- How?
- What?

1757
01:13:30,830 --> 01:13:33,010
Simple. The Illuminati.

1758
01:13:34,450 --> 01:13:35,980
The Illuminati. Man!

1759
01:13:36,180 --> 01:13:38,590
Man, Cudi, we ain't got time
for this bullshit.

1760
01:13:38,790 --> 01:13:41,630
All right. I was just trying
to help you little niggas.

1761
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:44,550
Hold on, wait. Cudi.

1762
01:13:44,750 --> 01:13:45,690
You serious?

1763
01:13:45,890 --> 01:13:47,300
Look at me.

1764
01:13:47,500 --> 01:13:49,520
I don't joke
about the Illuminati.

1765
01:13:49,720 --> 01:13:51,870
Come-- Come on, Kev.

1766
01:13:52,070 --> 01:13:53,520
You not buying this, are you?

1767
01:13:53,720 --> 01:13:54,740
I mean, look at this man, bro.

1768
01:13:54,940 --> 01:13:56,390
He is a crazy person.

1769
01:13:56,590 --> 01:13:59,530
Look. He eating
an apple in a party.

1770
01:13:59,730 --> 01:14:01,440
Who eats an apple
in a party, Kev?

1771
01:14:01,640 --> 01:14:03,620
- That's the sign of a madman.
- [Kevin]
Let's just hear him out.

1772
01:14:03,820 --> 01:14:05,780
Even if we get a replica,
until we find the real one.

1773
01:14:06,790 --> 01:14:07,880
All right, Kev.

1774
01:14:08,080 --> 01:14:09,540
All right. Go ahead.

1775
01:14:09,740 --> 01:14:13,150
All right, so there--
there's rings in this house?

1776
01:14:13,350 --> 01:14:15,460
The Illuminati gets a copy
of every championship trophy

1777
01:14:15,650 --> 01:14:18,680
and rings dating back
to the first
baseball and lacrosse games.

1778
01:14:18,880 --> 01:14:20,160
Lacrosse...

1779
01:14:20,350 --> 01:14:21,450
It's a prestige thing.

1780
01:14:22,760 --> 01:14:23,760
There's a party tonight.

1781
01:14:25,020 --> 01:14:27,290
I'm just gonna skip it.

1782
01:14:27,490 --> 01:14:33,040
Okay-- let's say, for the sake
of this story, I believe you,
and how do we--

1783
01:14:33,240 --> 01:14:34,340
how would we
get one of the rings?

1784
01:14:34,540 --> 01:14:36,390
- How?
- It's the Illuminati.

1785
01:14:36,590 --> 01:14:38,040
Nobody gives a fuck
about that shit.

1786
01:14:38,240 --> 01:14:40,440
We all got money.

1787
01:14:40,640 --> 01:14:43,820
I've seen better cock rings
than NBA Championship rings.

1788
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:46,180
Okay, that's-- Okay.

1789
01:14:46,380 --> 01:14:47,750
Look, I'll go.

1790
01:14:47,950 --> 01:14:48,970
And you watch the party.

1791
01:14:49,170 --> 01:14:50,880
What? You shitting me, bro?

1792
01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:52,450
The Illuminati?
Man, I gotta see this.

1793
01:14:52,650 --> 01:14:54,230
If he talkin' about something,
I gotta come...

1794
01:14:54,430 --> 01:14:56,150
Somebody got to keep
things under control!

1795
01:14:56,350 --> 01:14:57,760
I'll do it.

1796
01:14:57,960 --> 01:15:01,500
I will watch the party
while you guys... do this.

1797
01:15:01,700 --> 01:15:03,460
I can't ask you
to get involved, though.

1798
01:15:03,660 --> 01:15:04,420
You didn't ask me.

1799
01:15:04,620 --> 01:15:06,200
I'm volunteering.

1800
01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:08,500
Besides, I would've been
left by now.

1801
01:15:15,240 --> 01:15:16,430
[Damon chuckles]

1802
01:15:16,630 --> 01:15:18,430
Yeah, that's my dawg.

1803
01:15:18,630 --> 01:15:21,480
Hey, I'm sorry to mess
a good moment up,
but we got shit to do.

1804
01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:23,510
Go, go. Yeah, go. Go, go, go.

1805
01:15:26,390 --> 01:15:27,960
[Cudi] <i>Okay, so the plan</i>
<i>is simple.</i>

1806
01:15:28,160 --> 01:15:29,740
<i>I'll bring you two</i>
<i>in as my guests.</i>

1807
01:15:31,650 --> 01:15:33,750
<i>One wrong move and we're dead.</i>

1808
01:15:33,950 --> 01:15:35,970
<i>Just be cool, and don't say</i>
<i>more than you have to.</i>

1809
01:15:36,170 --> 01:15:37,530
These are my two manservants.

1810
01:15:39,530 --> 01:15:41,320
Of course, Scott.

1811
01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:43,500
[Cudi] <i>Damon, you're gonna head</i>
<i>to the trophy room.</i>

1812
01:15:43,700 --> 01:15:45,550
<i>Get in, get out.</i>

1813
01:15:45,740 --> 01:15:47,810
<i>While you do that,</i>
<i>we'll mingle</i>
<i>amongst the crowd.</i>

1814
01:15:48,010 --> 01:15:50,280
[orchestral music playing]

1815
01:15:56,590 --> 01:15:59,250
Okay. Don't embarrass me.

1816
01:15:59,450 --> 01:16:00,380
Just be cool.

1817
01:16:07,040 --> 01:16:09,300
[inaudible conversation]

1818
01:16:14,610 --> 01:16:15,700
Mr. Cuban?

1819
01:16:17,610 --> 01:16:21,490
Look, I know you
get this all the time,
but I got this idea.

1820
01:16:21,690 --> 01:16:23,280
I'll buy it.

1821
01:16:23,480 --> 01:16:25,930
But I mean, you haven't even
heard the rest of the idea.

1822
01:16:26,130 --> 01:16:27,150
We'll be in touch.

1823
01:16:27,350 --> 01:16:29,810
Wait, I got my-- a cell phone.

1824
01:16:30,010 --> 01:16:31,020
We'll be in touch.

1825
01:16:31,930 --> 01:16:33,020
Who's "we"?

1826
01:16:36,630 --> 01:16:39,250
A little wine. Okay. Thank you.

1827
01:16:39,450 --> 01:16:40,560
Thank you. All right.

1828
01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:42,210
This is the first ritual.

1829
01:16:42,410 --> 01:16:44,520
Take a sip to show solidarity.

1830
01:16:44,720 --> 01:16:47,480
What kind of wine is this?
It look a little different.

1831
01:16:47,680 --> 01:16:49,870
It's not wine. It's blood.

1832
01:16:50,070 --> 01:16:52,220
- What?
- Drink it,
or you'll blow our cover.

1833
01:16:52,420 --> 01:16:53,570
Oh, hell no.

1834
01:16:53,770 --> 01:16:55,880
Drink that shit, nigga,
right now.

1835
01:16:56,080 --> 01:16:57,230
Come on.

1836
01:16:57,420 --> 01:16:58,270
It smell funny.

1837
01:16:58,470 --> 01:16:59,790
This smell funny.

1838
01:16:59,990 --> 01:17:03,750
Dignified and esteemed
ladies and gentlemen.

1839
01:17:03,950 --> 01:17:07,580
Gather round and honor
our beloved guest,

1840
01:17:07,780 --> 01:17:12,200
Ms. Dolly Parton, who will be
performing a psychedelic rap.

1841
01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:13,150
[door squeaks]

1842
01:17:24,900 --> 01:17:25,900
[whispers] This crazy.

1843
01:17:38,610 --> 01:17:40,000
Oh, yeah. Okay.

1844
01:17:53,930 --> 01:17:57,290
Before you leave tonight,
do not forget to choose

1845
01:17:57,480 --> 01:17:59,930
which days it will rain
next year.

1846
01:18:01,110 --> 01:18:02,380
Furthermore,

1847
01:18:02,580 --> 01:18:03,510
- the blood drive...
- Right, niggas.

1848
01:18:03,710 --> 01:18:05,290
- has low numbers.
- Let's go.

1849
01:18:05,490 --> 01:18:08,640
[host] So, please donate
on the way out
or find a victim.

1850
01:18:08,840 --> 01:18:09,990
Thank you very much.

1851
01:18:10,190 --> 01:18:11,260
Enjoy the night.

1852
01:18:11,460 --> 01:18:12,610
Oh, shit, man.

1853
01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:14,080
Ain't that Kid 'n' Play?

1854
01:18:14,280 --> 01:18:15,090
[sneezes]

1855
01:18:15,290 --> 01:18:16,380
God bless you, man.

1856
01:18:20,730 --> 01:18:21,740
Oh.

1857
01:18:21,940 --> 01:18:23,780
What? Y'all trippin', man.

1858
01:18:24,780 --> 01:18:26,040
Intruders!

1859
01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:28,660
Hey, hey, hey...

1860
01:18:28,860 --> 01:18:30,270
Hey, fuck you, Cudi!

1861
01:18:30,470 --> 01:18:32,100
[Kevin] Punch me again,
see what happen, bro.

1862
01:18:32,300 --> 01:18:34,370
[man] Ladies and gentlemen.

1863
01:18:34,570 --> 01:18:37,800
We have two late additions
to tonight's entertainment.

1864
01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:38,750
[both grunts]

1865
01:18:40,580 --> 01:18:42,240
[crowd cheering]

1866
01:18:42,440 --> 01:18:43,710
[all applauding]

1867
01:18:46,670 --> 01:18:48,500
[Damon] What the fuck is this?

1868
01:18:54,160 --> 01:18:57,300
Yo, Kev. What the fuck
is they clapping for?

1869
01:18:57,500 --> 01:19:00,250
Destiny can't grow up
fatherless, bro. Fuck that.

1870
01:19:02,340 --> 01:19:04,350
Yo, check it out.
Y'all gotta snap out of it.

1871
01:19:04,550 --> 01:19:07,360
I got the perfect game plan.
Y'all just gotta follow my--

1872
01:19:07,550 --> 01:19:09,170
[all screaming]

1873
01:19:13,870 --> 01:19:15,670
[Damon] Let me get through.
I'm sorry, y'all.

1874
01:19:15,870 --> 01:19:18,150
I'm sorry.
I wanna leave, let me in!

1875
01:19:18,350 --> 01:19:19,450
Are they pointing at us?

1876
01:19:19,650 --> 01:19:20,760
Shit, Kev!
We can take 'em, Kev!

1877
01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:23,150
We can take 'em.
All right, one... two...

1878
01:19:23,350 --> 01:19:24,550
Naw, fuck that!

1879
01:19:24,750 --> 01:19:27,330
Man, let me through!
Let me through!

1880
01:19:27,530 --> 01:19:29,930
Bro, let me in.
No? Damn! Oh, shit!

1881
01:19:32,810 --> 01:19:34,820
Not today!

1882
01:19:35,020 --> 01:19:36,470
Oh, come on,
I don't wanna go out there!

1883
01:19:36,670 --> 01:19:37,650
I don't wanna get out!

1884
01:19:37,850 --> 01:19:38,900
[crowd cheering]

1885
01:19:42,080 --> 01:19:43,640
[both panting]

1886
01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:47,790
Hey, man, I love you, Kev.

1887
01:19:47,990 --> 01:19:49,000
I love you too, man.

1888
01:19:53,570 --> 01:19:54,360
[groans]

1889
01:19:54,560 --> 01:19:55,310
[grunts]

1890
01:19:56,180 --> 01:19:57,740
Cudi! Watch out.

1891
01:20:03,750 --> 01:20:04,580
[groans]

1892
01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:08,020
Yeah, motherfucker!

1893
01:20:12,630 --> 01:20:14,150
[crowd exclaims]

1894
01:20:15,630 --> 01:20:17,590
Ice, ice, baby!

1895
01:20:23,810 --> 01:20:25,350
[shouts]

1896
01:20:25,550 --> 01:20:27,740
Are you not entertained?

1897
01:20:27,940 --> 01:20:30,480
Are you motherfuckers
not entertained?

1898
01:20:30,680 --> 01:20:34,010
[chanting] Cudi! Cudi! Cudi!

1899
01:20:34,210 --> 01:20:35,570
Cudi! Cudi!

1900
01:20:35,770 --> 01:20:37,310
[laughing]

1901
01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:42,020
- [thud]
- Oh!

1902
01:20:42,210 --> 01:20:43,450
Oh, shit, get up, Cudi.

1903
01:20:43,650 --> 01:20:45,100
- Get up, Cudi!
- He gon' get up.

1904
01:20:47,790 --> 01:20:49,580
Come on, Kev,
we gotta save him.

1905
01:20:53,670 --> 01:20:54,980
[crowd exclaims]

1906
01:21:00,940 --> 01:21:03,170
- Oh, shit, Cudi!
- Oh, shit, Cudi.

1907
01:21:03,370 --> 01:21:04,990
Damn. [whispers]
They fucked him up.

1908
01:21:05,190 --> 01:21:09,260
Oh, shit. Hey, Cudi, man.
You saved our lives, man.

1909
01:21:09,460 --> 01:21:12,300
Damn. Hip-hop really
saved my life, Kev.

1910
01:21:13,650 --> 01:21:15,570
You guys won the blood trials.

1911
01:21:15,770 --> 01:21:17,050
They'll let you go now.

1912
01:21:17,250 --> 01:21:19,140
Hey, Cudi, man.
Stop talking, all right?

1913
01:21:19,340 --> 01:21:21,360
We're gonna
get you to a hospital.

1914
01:21:21,560 --> 01:21:22,930
I mean,
it's the Illuminati, right?

1915
01:21:23,130 --> 01:21:24,580
They gotta have a helicopter
or some shit, man.

1916
01:21:24,780 --> 01:21:26,230
Make sure
LeBron gets this poem.

1917
01:21:26,430 --> 01:21:27,710
Oh, shit, is this the verse?

1918
01:21:27,910 --> 01:21:30,100
- Only he can read it.
- Damn.

1919
01:21:31,970 --> 01:21:33,980
[Damon] Oh, shit.
Don't die on us, man.

1920
01:21:34,180 --> 01:21:35,680
Hey, Cudi, man.
Don't die on us, man!

1921
01:21:35,880 --> 01:21:36,980
Don't worry about me.

1922
01:21:37,180 --> 01:21:38,240
I'll be fine.

1923
01:21:39,150 --> 01:21:41,030
They'll bring me back.

1924
01:21:41,230 --> 01:21:42,900
I'm actually the fourth Cudi.

1925
01:21:43,100 --> 01:21:44,330
[laughs]

1926
01:21:45,810 --> 01:21:47,650
I knew it.

1927
01:21:47,850 --> 01:21:49,990
You both have been
the realest friends
I've had in years.

1928
01:21:51,810 --> 01:21:52,870
Wait, really?

1929
01:21:53,070 --> 01:21:54,770
- We just met you.
- Yeah.

1930
01:21:55,510 --> 01:21:56,610
Vibes.

1931
01:21:56,810 --> 01:21:58,180
[chuckles]

1932
01:21:58,380 --> 01:21:59,610
Vibes.

1933
01:21:59,810 --> 01:22:01,090
But, hey, I'm serious.

1934
01:22:02,480 --> 01:22:04,450
That's for LeBron's eyes only.

1935
01:22:04,640 --> 01:22:06,360
Oh, Shit.
Kev, give him some CPR.

1936
01:22:06,560 --> 01:22:08,320
Put your lips on him.

1937
01:22:08,520 --> 01:22:10,410
- [Kevin] Oh, shit!
- [Damon] Hey, man,
he dyin' over there!

1938
01:22:10,610 --> 01:22:12,440
Hey, come on, man! Come on!

1939
01:22:14,050 --> 01:22:16,370
What the fuck just happened?

1940
01:22:16,570 --> 01:22:18,190
I don't even know, bro.

1941
01:22:19,280 --> 01:22:20,500
But man, I need a drink.

1942
01:22:20,700 --> 01:22:21,710
[imitates chuckles]

1943
01:22:22,630 --> 01:22:23,640
Phew.

1944
01:22:23,840 --> 01:22:25,410
Oh, yeah.

1945
01:22:27,240 --> 01:22:28,070
Mmm.

1946
01:22:30,030 --> 01:22:30,850
Hey...

1947
01:22:32,900 --> 01:22:35,340
Yeah, some of that merlot!
[chuckling]

1948
01:22:45,090 --> 01:22:45,920
[exhales sharply]

1949
01:22:46,120 --> 01:22:47,920
Man. We dodged a bullet.

1950
01:22:48,120 --> 01:22:49,000
Hell, yeah.

1951
01:22:50,700 --> 01:22:52,100
Let's shut this party down.

1952
01:22:52,300 --> 01:22:53,570
We made enough money
to fix everything.

1953
01:22:54,530 --> 01:22:55,630
Hell, yeah.

1954
01:22:55,830 --> 01:22:57,880
Wait, wait. Cudi's poem.

1955
01:23:03,450 --> 01:23:05,110
["Ready..." playing]

1956
01:23:07,890 --> 01:23:09,420
[both] Mmm.

1957
01:23:09,620 --> 01:23:11,630
- All right, come on.
- I'll be serious. Let's roll.

1958
01:23:12,940 --> 01:23:16,170
<i>♪ Steady, are you ready? </i>

1959
01:23:16,370 --> 01:23:19,560
<i>♪ What's going on? </i>

1960
01:23:19,760 --> 01:23:20,960
<i>♪ However do you want me </i>

1961
01:23:21,160 --> 01:23:23,740
<i>♪ However do you need me </i>

1962
01:23:23,940 --> 01:23:26,610
<i>♪ However do you want me </i>

1963
01:23:26,810 --> 01:23:27,960
<i>♪ However do you need me </i>

1964
01:23:28,160 --> 01:23:29,140
[vocalizing]

1965
01:23:29,340 --> 01:23:31,360
<i>♪ However do you want me </i>

1966
01:23:31,560 --> 01:23:33,320
<i>♪ However do you need me </i>

1967
01:23:33,520 --> 01:23:35,140
<i>♪ However do you want me </i>

1968
01:23:35,340 --> 01:23:37,140
[vocalizing]

1969
01:23:38,180 --> 01:23:39,670
<i>♪ However do you need </i>

1970
01:23:39,870 --> 01:23:41,540
<i>♪ However do you need me </i>

1971
01:23:41,740 --> 01:23:43,490
<i>♪ However do you want me </i>

1972
01:23:44,710 --> 01:23:46,680
<i>♪ However do you need me </i>

1973
01:23:46,880 --> 01:23:48,240
<i>♪ However do you want me </i>

1974
01:23:49,500 --> 01:23:50,990
<i>♪ However do you need me </i>

1975
01:23:51,190 --> 01:23:52,340
[music stops]

1976
01:23:52,540 --> 01:23:53,940
You, get up
outta here, bro. Move.

1977
01:23:55,420 --> 01:23:58,210
Yo! Listen up!

1978
01:23:58,410 --> 01:24:01,480
You ain't gotta go home,
but you gotta--

1979
01:24:01,670 --> 01:24:03,560
Who the fuck
turned the light on?

1980
01:24:03,760 --> 01:24:04,950
What the fuck?

1981
01:24:09,600 --> 01:24:11,260
[all cheering]

1982
01:24:23,270 --> 01:24:25,460
Snoop, what'd I tell you about
smoking in the house, man?

1983
01:24:25,660 --> 01:24:27,070
My bad, King. Put that out.

1984
01:24:27,270 --> 01:24:28,420
Y'all heard him. Put it out.

1985
01:24:28,610 --> 01:24:29,940
Yo, what you doing here?

1986
01:24:30,140 --> 01:24:31,720
Came to bring you
that lowrider, the Six-Four.

1987
01:24:31,920 --> 01:24:34,900
I appreciate that, Big Dogg,
but... who invited you here?

1988
01:24:35,100 --> 01:24:37,950
Your assistants.
These two lil' niggas
right here.

1989
01:24:38,150 --> 01:24:40,560
- Hey...
- Surprise.

1990
01:24:40,760 --> 01:24:42,780
[LeBron] Hold up.

1991
01:24:42,980 --> 01:24:44,780
I know you niggas
ain't got on
my Draft Day suit.

1992
01:24:44,980 --> 01:24:46,260
Fuck, he noticed.

1993
01:24:46,460 --> 01:24:47,340
How did y'all even--

1994
01:24:48,950 --> 01:24:50,080
Who the fuck are you two?

1995
01:24:52,040 --> 01:24:55,700
We work
for the cleaning service
that cleans your house, sir.

1996
01:24:55,900 --> 01:24:57,400
Cleaning service?

1997
01:24:57,600 --> 01:24:59,100
I'm calling the police.
I'm too rich for this shit.

1998
01:24:59,300 --> 01:25:00,930
Don't call the cops, LeBron.

1999
01:25:01,130 --> 01:25:03,320
Look, we are... cleaners.

2000
01:25:03,520 --> 01:25:05,400
But I'm also a young, Black...

2001
01:25:06,750 --> 01:25:09,060
broke party promoter,
too, so...

2002
01:25:09,260 --> 01:25:12,420
We was gonna
have everything fixed
and ready to go by the time...

2003
01:25:12,620 --> 01:25:14,070
you got back, but...

2004
01:25:14,270 --> 01:25:15,020
[objects clattering]

2005
01:25:18,590 --> 01:25:19,850
- Shit.
- My fault.

2006
01:25:20,890 --> 01:25:22,020
Nigga, that's the King.

2007
01:25:24,770 --> 01:25:27,130
- We could... We could fix that.
- We gonna fix
all that shit, too.

2008
01:25:27,330 --> 01:25:28,480
- Yeah.
- Easy.

2009
01:25:28,670 --> 01:25:29,820
Ain't you supposed
to be in India,

2010
01:25:30,020 --> 01:25:31,350
meditating for two weeks
or something?

2011
01:25:31,550 --> 01:25:33,480
It only took me one week
to reach enlightenment.

2012
01:25:33,680 --> 01:25:35,260
I'm the fuckin' GOAT.

2013
01:25:35,460 --> 01:25:36,660
Yeah, he is the GOAT.

2014
01:25:36,860 --> 01:25:38,310
- Yeah, yeah. It's true.
- It's true.

2015
01:25:38,510 --> 01:25:39,960
So, let me get this straight.

2016
01:25:40,160 --> 01:25:43,930
Y'all broke into my crib...
invited all your homies,

2017
01:25:44,120 --> 01:25:46,010
and then go to tear my
shit up, too?

2018
01:25:46,210 --> 01:25:49,540
I mean, you make it bad
when you put it like that,
you know, it's--

2019
01:25:49,740 --> 01:25:52,540
- We had a key.
- Okay, let me say
it like this, then.

2020
01:25:52,740 --> 01:25:53,720
Both of you niggas
goin' to jail.

2021
01:25:53,920 --> 01:25:55,330
Oh, no, wait, man!

2022
01:25:55,530 --> 01:25:57,110
LeBron,
don't call the cops, man.

2023
01:25:57,310 --> 01:25:59,060
All right, man.
Look, man. The truth is...

2024
01:26:00,320 --> 01:26:02,120
this is my dawg, all right?

2025
01:26:02,320 --> 01:26:03,990
He ain't had nothing
to do with it.

2026
01:26:04,190 --> 01:26:06,290
This whole party,
this whole shit,
this all me, all right?

2027
01:26:07,720 --> 01:26:09,040
Okay, cool.

2028
01:26:09,240 --> 01:26:10,170
So, they could just take you.

2029
01:26:10,370 --> 01:26:12,820
Damn, man! Oh, God.

2030
01:26:13,020 --> 01:26:14,560
No! I don't wanna go to jail.

2031
01:26:14,760 --> 01:26:16,870
All right! All right, uh...

2032
01:26:17,070 --> 01:26:20,080
Let me... let me give you
a proposition, all right?

2033
01:26:21,350 --> 01:26:22,880
- Play me for it.
- What?

2034
01:26:23,080 --> 01:26:25,710
Yeah. Yeah, let's hoop.

2035
01:26:25,910 --> 01:26:27,880
All right? And then
I can finish what I started.

2036
01:26:28,080 --> 01:26:30,930
I'll get this place cleaned up
and we can put this behind us.

2037
01:26:31,130 --> 01:26:33,180
All right, if I win,
those are my terms.

2038
01:26:34,100 --> 01:26:36,270
First to 11, win by two.

2039
01:26:37,190 --> 01:26:38,490
[laughing]

2040
01:26:39,620 --> 01:26:41,500
Man, this guy funny.

2041
01:26:41,700 --> 01:26:43,250
No fucking way.

2042
01:26:43,450 --> 01:26:44,190
Let him play.

2043
01:26:47,150 --> 01:26:48,470
I mean, I think--

2044
01:26:48,670 --> 01:26:49,720
Let him play, right?

2045
01:26:51,640 --> 01:26:53,080
Let him play.

2046
01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:54,910
[all] Let him play.
Let him play.

2047
01:26:55,110 --> 01:26:56,350
[chanting]

2048
01:26:56,550 --> 01:26:57,910
Let him play.

2049
01:26:58,110 --> 01:27:01,000
Let him play. Let him play.

2050
01:27:01,200 --> 01:27:02,530
Let him play.

2051
01:27:02,730 --> 01:27:05,400
Let him play. Let him play.

2052
01:27:05,600 --> 01:27:06,790
Let him play.

2053
01:27:06,990 --> 01:27:08,530
- Fine.
- All right.

2054
01:27:08,730 --> 01:27:10,400
- Let's fucking go.
- Let's do this. Yeah.

2055
01:27:10,600 --> 01:27:11,960
[crowd cheering]

2056
01:27:28,280 --> 01:27:31,210
- You really gonna play
in my suit, dawg?
- What?

2057
01:27:31,410 --> 01:27:35,290
Man, why is he talking to me
like he know me, bro?

2058
01:27:38,250 --> 01:27:39,560
I'm different.

2059
01:27:39,760 --> 01:27:41,030
I'm different, bro.

2060
01:27:42,300 --> 01:27:44,480
Okay. All right,
so, we bought some time.

2061
01:27:44,680 --> 01:27:45,530
What's the actual plan?

2062
01:27:45,720 --> 01:27:46,790
To win, nigga.

2063
01:27:46,990 --> 01:27:48,350
What?

2064
01:27:48,550 --> 01:27:50,440
You know I could've
went to the league, right?

2065
01:27:50,640 --> 01:27:51,520
Are you fucked up?

2066
01:27:54,350 --> 01:27:56,060
- He's really--
- Yeah, I'm a little fucked up.

2067
01:27:56,260 --> 01:27:57,800
Hey, that's when
I play at my best.

2068
01:27:58,000 --> 01:27:59,060
All right, freedom on three.

2069
01:27:59,260 --> 01:28:02,230
One, two, three,
freedom! Let's go!

2070
01:28:03,580 --> 01:28:05,500
Shit, he's about
to fucking--

2071
01:28:05,700 --> 01:28:06,590
Going to jail.

2072
01:28:06,790 --> 01:28:08,900
Ramos. Powder, please.

2073
01:28:09,100 --> 01:28:10,680
["Pac Div" playing]

2074
01:28:10,880 --> 01:28:12,640
Appreciate it.

2075
01:28:12,840 --> 01:28:15,510
<i>♪ Aight, they gon' get it </i>

2076
01:28:15,710 --> 01:28:17,910
<i>♪ I ain't never been</i>
<i>No lying ass nigga ♪</i>

2077
01:28:18,100 --> 01:28:19,250
Ooh...

2078
01:28:20,510 --> 01:28:21,640
That's what it was.

2079
01:28:23,380 --> 01:28:26,130
Let's shoot for ball.
All right?

2080
01:28:26,330 --> 01:28:27,610
<i>♪ I was cool</i>
<i>With the bitches ♪</i>

2081
01:28:27,810 --> 01:28:29,000
<i>♪ You ran from the thugs </i>

2082
01:28:29,200 --> 01:28:30,000
<i>♪ You was cool</i>
<i>With some bitches ♪</i>

2083
01:28:30,200 --> 01:28:31,400
[crowd cheering]

2084
01:28:31,600 --> 01:28:34,270
It's regular, man.

2085
01:28:34,470 --> 01:28:36,530
Maybe this nigga actually
can do this if he just take
long range shots--

2086
01:28:36,730 --> 01:28:37,700
No chance in hell.

2087
01:28:38,870 --> 01:28:39,740
No chance.

2088
01:28:40,480 --> 01:28:42,150
<i>♪ Go against the squad</i>
<i>You ain't using your senses ♪</i>

2089
01:28:42,350 --> 01:28:44,580
<i>♪ I murder you on tape</i>
<i>And let the news be</i>
<i>The witness ♪</i>

2090
01:28:44,780 --> 01:28:46,330
Hurry up, man.

2091
01:28:46,520 --> 01:28:49,550
All right.
All right, man. Shit.

2092
01:28:49,750 --> 01:28:52,110
<i>♪ What is this?</i>
<i>I don't get this ♪</i>

2093
01:28:52,310 --> 01:28:54,120
<i>♪ And neither does</i>
<i>The general consensus ♪</i>

2094
01:28:54,310 --> 01:28:55,460
<i>♪ We sticking up</i>
<i>Your business ♪</i>

2095
01:28:55,660 --> 01:28:57,020
- Oh, shit.
- [crowd exclaims]

2096
01:28:58,020 --> 01:28:59,150
[indistinct shouting]

2097
01:29:01,420 --> 01:29:02,990
- All right.
- It's okay.

2098
01:29:03,190 --> 01:29:04,600
It's all right.
That's just one point.

2099
01:29:04,800 --> 01:29:06,430
<i>♪ Pac Divy</i>
<i>And that's if we ♪</i>

2100
01:29:06,630 --> 01:29:08,300
<i>♪ Allow you to address</i>
<i>You bowing to the best ♪</i>

2101
01:29:08,500 --> 01:29:09,870
<i>♪ Lay challengers to rest </i>

2102
01:29:10,070 --> 01:29:11,130
<i>♪ Hope your</i>
<i>Calendars are set ♪</i>

2103
01:29:11,330 --> 01:29:12,660
<i>♪ We making all this noise </i>

2104
01:29:12,860 --> 01:29:13,660
<i>♪ Before the albums</i>
<i>Even pressed ♪</i>

2105
01:29:13,860 --> 01:29:14,910
Ahhh.

2106
01:29:16,430 --> 01:29:17,270
[grunts]

2107
01:29:17,470 --> 01:29:19,000
Foul, foul, foul.

2108
01:29:21,570 --> 01:29:23,570
- Come on, get up.
- Let's go.

2109
01:29:27,490 --> 01:29:29,280
Yo, A.D.! Yo, A.D., man!

2110
01:29:29,480 --> 01:29:30,720
A.D.! Come on, bro.

2111
01:29:30,920 --> 01:29:32,980
Tag in, I need some help.
He's too powerful.

2112
01:29:33,180 --> 01:29:35,110
No, you got it, bro.

2113
01:29:35,310 --> 01:29:38,640
You won't even be
the best basketball player
on your prison team.

2114
01:29:38,840 --> 01:29:41,160
<i>♪ Lead a stampede</i>
<i>Of MC's here on this coast ♪</i>

2115
01:29:41,360 --> 01:29:43,730
<i>♪ So, lets Sheppard the herd</i>
<i>Professor with words ♪</i>

2116
01:29:43,930 --> 01:29:46,330
<i>♪ Stay fresh off some herb</i>
<i>No extra preserves ♪</i>

2117
01:29:47,250 --> 01:29:48,740
[crowd cheering]

2118
01:29:48,930 --> 01:29:50,610
<i>♪ King, none less is deserved </i>

2119
01:29:50,810 --> 01:29:52,990
<i>♪ Games wide open</i>
<i>Cause my games like potion ♪</i>

2120
01:29:54,040 --> 01:29:55,390
[grunts]

2121
01:29:55,590 --> 01:29:56,820
- [Damon] Shit.
- [man] Come on, bro, get up!

2122
01:29:59,350 --> 01:30:00,360
All right, LeBron, man.

2123
01:30:00,560 --> 01:30:02,400
Come on. Show some mercy.

2124
01:30:02,600 --> 01:30:04,930
You a family man. You got kids.

2125
01:30:05,120 --> 01:30:08,280
I don't know,
just treat me like I'm one
of your kids, all right?

2126
01:30:08,480 --> 01:30:09,670
You can ground me
or something, man.

2127
01:30:09,870 --> 01:30:11,540
But... don't make the shot.

2128
01:30:11,740 --> 01:30:12,850
Don't take the shot.

2129
01:30:13,050 --> 01:30:14,190
Don't take the shot. Don't--

2130
01:30:15,800 --> 01:30:16,850
[man] Damn, that's high.

2131
01:30:17,050 --> 01:30:17,890
Call the cops.

2132
01:30:18,760 --> 01:30:19,930
[crowd exclaims]

2133
01:30:22,460 --> 01:30:24,290
[siren wailing]

2134
01:30:24,490 --> 01:30:25,990
Man, I can't believe it.

2135
01:30:26,190 --> 01:30:30,080
I mean... he is the best player
in the world, so...

2136
01:30:30,280 --> 01:30:32,820
No, I can't believe
you taking the blame
and going to jail, bro.

2137
01:30:33,020 --> 01:30:34,220
Come on, man.

2138
01:30:34,410 --> 01:30:35,290
Don't worry about me,
I'll be fine.

2139
01:30:38,080 --> 01:30:40,950
I guess I kind of resented
you for trying to dip on me
or whatever.

2140
01:30:42,130 --> 01:30:44,610
But... I'm realer than that.

2141
01:30:45,960 --> 01:30:47,710
We get you out of there, man.

2142
01:30:47,910 --> 01:30:50,400
Can't have Destiny's godfather
behind bars for long.

2143
01:30:51,530 --> 01:30:52,890
This shit crazy, man.

2144
01:30:53,090 --> 01:30:54,280
You all over Instagram.
You gone viral.

2145
01:30:54,480 --> 01:30:55,580
Man, it's on Diddy's page.

2146
01:30:55,780 --> 01:30:57,190
You even trending
on Christian Mingle.

2147
01:30:57,390 --> 01:30:58,500
I don't know
how that shit happened.

2148
01:30:58,700 --> 01:31:00,450
When you gonna throw
the next one?

2149
01:31:01,840 --> 01:31:02,890
[engine starts]

2150
01:31:05,110 --> 01:31:07,680
Just make sure you get
my goddaughter
into school, all right?

2151
01:31:07,880 --> 01:31:08,850
[laughs]

2152
01:31:09,760 --> 01:31:11,510
Exclusive merch!

2153
01:31:11,710 --> 01:31:14,430
Two for five! Say your pride!

2154
01:31:14,630 --> 01:31:15,690
Okay, two for ten.

2155
01:31:15,890 --> 01:31:16,910
Come and spend!

2156
01:31:17,110 --> 01:31:18,690
You all "drunk" drunk.

2157
01:31:18,890 --> 01:31:20,780
[sighs]

2158
01:31:20,980 --> 01:31:24,960
[Venus] I mean, it was probably
the stupidest idea
you've ever had.

2159
01:31:25,160 --> 01:31:28,180
But I'd be lying
if I said it wasn't fun.

2160
01:31:28,380 --> 01:31:29,840
[both laugh]

2161
01:31:30,040 --> 01:31:32,450
Yeah. Well, thank you
for having my back, though.

2162
01:31:32,650 --> 01:31:34,140
- I got you.
- Yeah?

2163
01:31:37,010 --> 01:31:38,010
Oh, my God.

2164
01:31:38,840 --> 01:31:40,320
It's so cute.

2165
01:31:41,800 --> 01:31:42,880
What the fuck is this?

2166
01:31:44,540 --> 01:31:45,360
[Venus gasps]

2167
01:31:47,020 --> 01:31:48,190
[both chuckle]

2168
01:31:49,720 --> 01:31:50,760
Oh, my God.

2169
01:31:52,850 --> 01:31:54,290
I needed this, man.

2170
01:32:32,590 --> 01:32:33,590
Wow.

2171
01:32:36,370 --> 01:32:38,070
[piano music playing]

2172
01:32:52,910 --> 01:32:54,430
[Kevin's vocalization starts]

2173
01:32:57,830 --> 01:33:02,710
[Kevin] <i>After Off the Grid 2,</i>
<i>life changed for a whole</i>
<i>lot of people.</i>

2174
01:33:02,910 --> 01:33:06,800
<i>Damon was sentenced to a year,</i>
<i>but after LeBron</i>
<i>read Cudi's poem,</i>

2175
01:33:07,000 --> 01:33:09,150
<i>he reached a plane</i>
<i>above enlightenment,</i>

2176
01:33:09,350 --> 01:33:12,070
<i>and convinced the judge</i>
<i>to release him early.</i>

2177
01:33:12,270 --> 01:33:14,370
<i>Mya was there to pick him up</i>
<i>when he got out.</i>

2178
01:33:15,450 --> 01:33:16,670
<i>Don't know how he pulled that.</i>

2179
01:33:18,070 --> 01:33:19,160
Angel...

2180
01:33:19,360 --> 01:33:20,290
[chuckles]

2181
01:33:23,240 --> 01:33:25,560
[Kevin] <i>Those janky-ass</i>
<i>promoters got arrested</i>

2182
01:33:25,760 --> 01:33:28,520
<i>for trying to sell LeBron's</i>
<i>ring on OfferUp.</i>

2183
01:33:28,720 --> 01:33:31,610
<i>Hope somebody beat they ass.</i>

2184
01:33:31,810 --> 01:33:36,050
<i>Mika moved in with Peter,</i>
<i>and his koala started</i>
<i>liking her more than him.</i>

2185
01:33:36,250 --> 01:33:38,750
<i>She's thinking about bringing</i>
<i>Marley back to Houston.</i>

2186
01:33:38,950 --> 01:33:40,580
<i>I guess the joke's on him now.</i>

2187
01:33:40,780 --> 01:33:42,270
[chuckles]

2188
01:33:42,470 --> 01:33:44,580
<i>Venus and I took the leap</i>
<i>and moved in together.</i>

2189
01:33:44,780 --> 01:33:48,890
<i>And after the party,</i>
<i>she decided to focus</i>
<i>on dancing full-time.</i>

2190
01:33:49,090 --> 01:33:51,460
<i>And Vic finally made it</i>
<i>back to our timeline</i>

2191
01:33:51,660 --> 01:33:53,710
<i>and vowed to stick</i>
<i>to Hennessy from now on.</i>

2192
01:33:56,190 --> 01:33:59,590
<i>As far as the money we made, </i>
<i>we ended up giving it all back</i>

2193
01:33:59,790 --> 01:34:01,770
<i>to LeBron</i>
<i>for fucking up his house.</i>

2194
01:34:01,970 --> 01:34:04,770
<i>That nigga's so rich </i>
<i>he just donated it to charity.</i>

2195
01:34:04,970 --> 01:34:07,040
- You did this?
- Yeah, yeah.

2196
01:34:07,240 --> 01:34:09,080
[Kevin] <i>Thanks to Damon,</i>
<i>though, I ended up selling</i>
<i>one of my beats</i>

2197
01:34:09,280 --> 01:34:10,870
<i>to Big Sean and Hit-Boy.</i>

2198
01:34:11,070 --> 01:34:12,780
<i>That made me enough money</i>
<i>to send Destiny</i>

2199
01:34:12,980 --> 01:34:15,080
<i>to preschool,</i>
<i>high school and college.</i>

2200
01:34:17,080 --> 01:34:18,830
<i>I guess Venus was right.</i>

2201
01:34:19,030 --> 01:34:20,080
<i>Dreams are worth chasing.</i>

2202
01:34:23,260 --> 01:34:25,320
<i>And as far</i>
<i>as our new friend...</i>

2203
01:34:25,520 --> 01:34:27,050
[chanting]

2204
01:34:28,570 --> 01:34:29,760
[gasps]

2205
01:34:29,950 --> 01:34:30,960
[coughs]

2206
01:34:35,840 --> 01:34:39,020
Yeah. I'm back, baby.

2207
01:34:40,230 --> 01:34:42,060
[upbeat rap music playing]

2208
01:34:50,460 --> 01:34:52,780
Looks like we about
to throw a house...

2209
01:34:52,980 --> 01:34:53,730
[man] Excuse me?

2210
01:34:54,950 --> 01:34:56,090
[whispers] ...party.

2211
01:34:56,290 --> 01:34:57,780
What y'all think this is worth?

2212
01:34:57,980 --> 01:35:01,610
About 48,762 dollars and--

2213
01:35:01,810 --> 01:35:03,960
You been watching
<i>Antiques Roadshow,</i>huh?

2214
01:35:04,160 --> 01:35:05,260
[all laughing]

2215
01:35:06,430 --> 01:35:07,440
[farting]

2216
01:35:08,830 --> 01:35:10,190
Did you fart?

2217
01:35:10,390 --> 01:35:12,220
No, that was-- that was--
Yeah, that was me.

2218
01:35:13,350 --> 01:35:14,500
[director] Cut.

2219
01:35:14,690 --> 01:35:15,840
[laughs hysterically]

2220
01:35:16,040 --> 01:35:17,370
We've been locked
in the house all year.

2221
01:35:17,570 --> 01:35:19,070
We're trying to get
naked on a beach.

2222
01:35:19,260 --> 01:35:20,410
Smoke weed.

2223
01:35:20,610 --> 01:35:22,630
Talk to a parakeet.

2224
01:35:22,830 --> 01:35:25,900
Maybe have his kids
land on my erect penis,
I don't know.

2225
01:35:26,100 --> 01:35:27,600
They might think
it's a tree or something.

2226
01:35:27,800 --> 01:35:29,080
Got kids in here, nigga.

2227
01:35:29,270 --> 01:35:31,080
I just wanted to chat him up
and maybe get him

2228
01:35:31,280 --> 01:35:32,990
to sign something,
if you know what I mean.

2229
01:35:33,190 --> 01:35:34,430
Hey, man, come on.

2230
01:35:34,630 --> 01:35:35,950
Oh, no, no guys.

2231
01:35:36,150 --> 01:35:37,950
It's a Laker jersey.

2232
01:35:38,150 --> 01:35:39,740
- Right.
- That's my wire.

2233
01:35:39,940 --> 01:35:42,130
- Right, man. He the feds, yo!
- I'm the feds!

2234
01:35:42,330 --> 01:35:44,610
I posted two black squares
on my Instagram, by the way.

2235
01:35:44,810 --> 01:35:45,960
Just to let you know
how BLM I am.

2236
01:35:46,160 --> 01:35:47,620
One for me, one for Marley.

2237
01:35:47,820 --> 01:35:49,660
Because we are... we're down.

2238
01:35:49,860 --> 01:35:51,790
I was gonna go to the protest.

2239
01:35:51,990 --> 01:35:54,970
- But...?
- I didn't go.

2240
01:35:55,170 --> 01:35:58,930
I came up with this fire-ass
movie idea, okay?

2241
01:35:59,130 --> 01:36:01,590
It's <i>Five Heartbeats</i>
meets <i>Demolition Man.</i>

2242
01:36:01,790 --> 01:36:03,200
Same director.

2243
01:36:03,400 --> 01:36:06,070
It's <i>The Five Heartbeats</i>
meets <i>Jurassic Park.</i>

2244
01:36:06,270 --> 01:36:07,940
It's <i>Roots</i>backwards.

2245
01:36:08,140 --> 01:36:09,810
So, instead of <i>Roots,</i>
it's called <i>Trees.</i>

2246
01:36:10,010 --> 01:36:12,600
My hosting shit really
starting to take off, too.

2247
01:36:12,800 --> 01:36:14,080
I got all my famous--

2248
01:36:14,280 --> 01:36:15,370
[coughing]

2249
01:36:16,590 --> 01:36:17,820
[chuckles]

2250
01:36:18,020 --> 01:36:19,390
Yeah, my hosting shit
gonna go up, too.

2251
01:36:19,590 --> 01:36:20,650
I got all my--

2252
01:36:20,850 --> 01:36:22,560
[coughs]

2253
01:36:22,760 --> 01:36:25,090
Sorry, the water keep going
in my nose. One more time.

2254
01:36:25,290 --> 01:36:27,740
<i>You would've been a phenomenal</i>
<i>baseball player, by the way.</i>

2255
01:36:27,940 --> 01:36:30,050
<i>That headband makes you</i>
<i>look 20 years younger.</i>

2256
01:36:30,250 --> 01:36:32,310
<i>Someday, you'll be</i>
<i>the governor of Ohio.</i>

2257
01:36:32,510 --> 01:36:34,840
<i>How many teams you think </i>
<i>we can win championships with?</i>

2258
01:36:35,040 --> 01:36:37,970
<i>Drake finally asked</i>
<i>for that feature, didn't he?</i>

2259
01:36:38,170 --> 01:36:40,410
<i>It's Taco Tuesday!</i>

2260
01:36:40,610 --> 01:36:42,010
<i>You handsome devil, you.</i>

2261
01:36:43,880 --> 01:36:44,710
I don't?

2262
01:36:45,230 --> 01:36:46,190
I don't?

2263
01:36:46,490 --> 01:36:47,760
You got your balls
on camera for no reason.

2264
01:36:47,960 --> 01:36:50,030
Balls on camera. Shit.

2265
01:36:50,230 --> 01:36:51,850
I'm gonna cram
this straw up your butt

2266
01:36:52,050 --> 01:36:54,900
and slurp your brains
through your asshole!

2267
01:36:55,100 --> 01:36:58,080
I'm gonna braid your hair
then I'm gonna
scalp you, put it on my head

2268
01:36:58,280 --> 01:37:00,780
and I'm gonna play Shemar Moore
in that Tyler Perry movie!

2269
01:37:00,980 --> 01:37:03,210
I'm gonna grab your earlobes,
flip 'em inside your scalp,

2270
01:37:03,410 --> 01:37:06,000
then put my hand up your ass,
grab your earlobes,

2271
01:37:06,200 --> 01:37:08,390
pull it out your ass
till you're inside out, nigga.

2272
01:37:08,590 --> 01:37:10,180
<i>Looney Tunes!</i>

2273
01:37:10,380 --> 01:37:12,660
[laughing]

2274
01:37:12,860 --> 01:37:15,360
Damn. Get your marasupal-ass
away from me, man.

2275
01:37:15,550 --> 01:37:17,220
Marasup--
What is it, "marasupial?"

2276
01:37:18,260 --> 01:37:19,790
Yeah. Get your marasup--

2277
01:37:19,990 --> 01:37:22,280
Wait. I can't even pronounce
that word. Say it again?

2278
01:37:22,470 --> 01:37:24,580
- [man] Marsupial.
- Marsupial, all right.

2279
01:37:24,780 --> 01:37:25,930
Yeah, say the word again?

2280
01:37:26,130 --> 01:37:29,330
- [man] Marsupial.
- All right, marsupial.

2281
01:37:29,530 --> 01:37:33,060
The fuck is up
with this mara-supial--
marsupial motherfucker, man?

2282
01:37:35,060 --> 01:37:36,410
Fuck.

2283
01:37:37,590 --> 01:37:39,900
[laughing]

2284
01:37:40,100 --> 01:37:43,730
Your letter was just
so touching and poetic.

2285
01:37:43,930 --> 01:37:45,720
I had to meet
the person who wrote it.

2286
01:37:47,600 --> 01:37:50,000
Cut, I'm blushin'
too much. Shit.

2287
01:37:50,200 --> 01:37:51,780
Oh, please.

2288
01:37:51,980 --> 01:37:54,300
Hey, why is this nigga
playin' beats at a party?

2289
01:37:58,390 --> 01:38:00,040
- [man] You say--
- I forgot what I--

2290
01:38:01,570 --> 01:38:04,450
Is my dawgs
in this motherfucker?

2291
01:38:04,650 --> 01:38:06,410
Hell, yeah!

2292
01:38:06,610 --> 01:38:07,800
Everybody trying
to add a little bit

2293
01:38:08,000 --> 01:38:10,840
of bass in they voice,
ain't they? Yeah!

2294
01:38:11,580 --> 01:38:13,850
Hell, yeah!

2295
01:38:14,050 --> 01:38:15,590
Y'all niggas
don't sound like that!

2296
01:38:15,790 --> 01:38:16,850
We got a big problem.

2297
01:38:17,050 --> 01:38:18,510
What now, bro?

2298
01:38:18,700 --> 01:38:19,930
Cosby's outside.

2299
01:38:21,410 --> 01:38:22,850
[all laughing]

2300
01:38:27,850 --> 01:38:30,550
You a mess. You a mess.

2301
01:38:32,080 --> 01:38:33,470
Yo, shoot for ball.

2302
01:38:36,080 --> 01:38:37,000
Fuck. Yeah!

2303
01:38:37,200 --> 01:38:38,610
Run that shit back.

2304
01:38:38,810 --> 01:38:39,820
[giggles]

2305
01:38:46,790 --> 01:38:49,480
Motherfucking go in
the fucking net, man.

2306
01:38:53,750 --> 01:38:54,880
It's regular, man.

2307
01:38:57,540 --> 01:39:01,710
[man]
That's a wrap on LeBron James.

2308
01:39:04,460 --> 01:39:07,950
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah</i>
<i>I do this for my people ♪</i>

2309
01:39:08,150 --> 01:39:10,210
<i>♪ Our generation turn</i>
<i>Because of heroes ♪</i>

2310
01:39:10,410 --> 01:39:13,080
<i>♪ Was in love or maybe</i>
<i>It is what we smoke ♪</i>

2311
01:39:13,280 --> 01:39:16,740
<i>♪ I know everybody</i>
<i>Can't be rich but who</i>
<i>The fuck want to be broke ♪</i>

2312
01:39:16,940 --> 01:39:18,830
<i>♪ So, we do shit that</i>
<i>As illegal ♪</i>

2313
01:39:19,030 --> 01:39:21,440
<i>♪ Yeah just simple</i>
<i>Suit up a freako ♪</i>

2314
01:39:21,640 --> 01:39:24,920
<i>♪ When nipple pierces</i>
<i>And tattoo got to go roam</i>
<i>When we speed up ♪</i>

2315
01:39:25,120 --> 01:39:27,790
<i>♪ It's hard to change</i>
<i>When you stuck in your ways ♪</i>

2316
01:39:27,990 --> 01:39:30,010
<i>♪ But I do this</i>
<i>For my people ♪</i>

2317
01:39:30,210 --> 01:39:32,230
<i>♪ Just forced to make</i>
<i>A door out the people ♪</i>

2318
01:39:32,430 --> 01:39:35,930
<i>♪ Make barely enough of money</i>
<i>To keep the heat on ♪</i>

2319
01:39:36,130 --> 01:39:37,710
<i>♪ I know, it's hard</i>
<i>To keep from crying ♪</i>

2320
01:39:37,910 --> 01:39:39,760
<i>♪ I know, I know it's hard</i>
<i>But be strong ♪</i>

2321
01:39:39,960 --> 01:39:42,890
<i>♪ I don't really know</i>
<i>If I'm supposed to be here ♪</i>

2322
01:39:43,090 --> 01:39:44,460
<i>♪ That's why we're here </i>

2323
01:39:44,660 --> 01:39:47,070
<i>♪ And free beer</i>
<i>So, let's be clear ♪</i>

2324
01:39:47,270 --> 01:39:50,080
<i>♪ I'm just having a really</i>
<i>Really, really good time ♪</i>

2325
01:39:50,270 --> 01:39:51,950
<i>♪ I do this for the people </i>

2326
01:39:52,150 --> 01:39:54,780
<i>♪ Yeah, 'cause I was trying</i>
<i>To make a difference ♪</i>

2327
01:39:54,970 --> 01:39:56,170
<i>♪ A-ha a-ha </i>

2328
01:39:56,370 --> 01:39:58,000
<i>♪ Don't get it twisted</i>
<i>No! ♪</i>

2329
01:39:58,200 --> 01:40:00,090
<i>♪ 'Cause I'd still do this</i>
<i>For the bitches ♪</i>

2330
01:40:00,280 --> 01:40:04,210
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah</i>
<i>Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>