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{\an8}I'm Kev.
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{\an8}Flora.
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{\an8}I'm gonna be riding you later.
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{\an8}No, you won't.
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{\an8}- Hi, how are you?
- Flora. How are ya?
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{\an8}I'm good.
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Good girl, Flora.
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- Mornin'.
- Oh, fuck.
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Told ya.
Do you go to Shifters much, love, yeah?
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Yeah, all me life. Great club.
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Listen,
will I whip us up something for breakfast?
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A little fry maybe, you know?
Where's the fridge?
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There's nothing in it. Me son eats it all.
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There's a son?
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Yeah.
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- Where is he?
- Don't know.
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Supposed to be in school.
Could be anywhere.
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I told you all about this last night,
in the taxi?
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You said you were cool with that?
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Shut the door on the way out.
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Have you committed any antisocial behavior
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- in the last few months of your life?
- No way, Guard.
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Have you received any stolen goods
to the best of your knowledge?
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Absolutely not, Guard.
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Have you stolen any goods?
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Not that I got caught with.
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- Answer him properly, you fucking idiot.
- Fuck.
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- How did you get the black eye?
- Fighting.
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Did you never think
of joining the boxing club, Max?
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No. They only wanted me to clean up,
mop spit off the floor.
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- I'm not doing that.
- That's how Rocky started.
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They have a new cycling group
in Mount Vernon.
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Don't have a bike.
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He sold it for a secondhand laptop
so he could play video games.
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That's not all I do on it.
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Watch pornography on it too.
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The Juvenile Liaison program
is designed to keep young people
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out of the court system,
and so out of prison.
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And we all know what they do
to pretty young lads like you in prison.
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They anally rape them, Max.
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We'll leave it there, son.
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But I'm warning you now,
you're headed in that direction
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with a string of offenses
the length of me arm.
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One more offense
and you'll be behind bars.
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Flora, find him something to do.
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Something to keep
those light fingers occupied, yeah?
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Yikes. Look at you,
you big chocolate head.
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Oh, yeah, sorry.
She found some in the kitchen.
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No worries.
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- How was your workout?
- Amazing. How am I doing?
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- You look amazing.
- Yay.
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Okay, Flora, you're free to go. Thanks.
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Right. Here's your baby.
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Thanks so much, Aishling.
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See ya, Sorcha. See you Monday.
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- Bye now!
- Thanks again!
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No, thanking you!
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Come here.
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- Yeah, all right.
- You ready?
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How much to fix this guitar up?
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Let me see--
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Tighten the truss rod, a set of strings,
two new machine heads.
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- Sixty euro?
- Fuck off.
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Eighteen euro.
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Do it.
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Hiya.
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What's that?
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It's a piano.
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Whose is it?
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Wait, now, how many kids do I have?
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Well, let's see. One?
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It's yours.
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Where'd you get it?
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Who cares where it came from?
It's a guitar. It makes music.
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You used to be dead into music.
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Happy birthday.
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You fucking robbed it
from one of the houses, didn't you?
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No, I didn't rob it. Play it.
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- Don't want to play.
- Why not?
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- Since when am I a guitarist?
- Since now!
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- Jesus. You didn't even buy it for me.
- How do you know? Maybe I did.
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Well, did ya?
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No. But why does that matter?
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Me whole life, you never get me anything.
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Then you come home
with this dusty piece of shit
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the day after me birthday,
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and expect me
to turn into Ed fucking Sheeran?
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- It's a gift. Who cares?
- I don't want it.
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- It's a crock of fucking shit.
- You ungrateful prick.
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And you're a daft slag
who never gave anyone anything.
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Don't talk to me like that,
you little prick.
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Cunt.
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You came out of my cunt,
you ungrateful little animal.
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One day I'm gonna surprise you
and smash into your fucking face!
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You'll be behind bars before that!
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- Good. Away from you!
- Go on!
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Go back to your da!
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You forgot your fucking present.
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Hey, Da.
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Come here, little man.
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I'm in the Lamborghini.
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- Flora.
- Ian.
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Heard about the guitar episode.
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So you had a little Harry Styles
on your hands, was it?
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Who knows what he could be?
I mean, look at the genes.
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It's not about the genes.
It's about dreams.
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I gave up my musical dreams for him.
And you. You're welcome.
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Here we go.
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You do know we were on the same billing
as Snow Patrol the night you and I met?
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Course I did. It's why I fucked ya.
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To think where I could be now,
if things hadda been different.
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Mountjoy, Portlaoise, Cloverhill.
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Pick a prison.
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Very funny.
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Go on, you'd better go.
They'll clamp your fucking broomstick.
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Anyway, I might learn the guitar meself.
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Okay.
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Could be you're not the only genius
in this family.
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Sorry, but you playing the guitar?
That's just too funny.
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- Why?
- 'Cause it takes dedication,
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years of practice, sweat, commitment.
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It's not just an overnight transformation
on some fucking reality TV show.
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Took 20 years to build up them calluses.
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Are you really gonna talk to me
about commitment?
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Where is she?
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At a nail bar, getting a manicure?
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Or at the surgery,
getting a Brazilian arse lift?
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She doesn't need one, love.
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You're disgusting.
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And don't just sit on the couch
smoking weed and playing video games.
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And her arse isn't that amazing!
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Just FYI!
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Hey.
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- Flora.
- Juanita.
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- Awkward.
- Not for me.
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I've been there. You're welcome to him.
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Thanks. See ya.
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Hasta luego.
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Fucking hell.
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I can't go on like this.
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Okay. Let's go.
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No. I mean, in life.
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This can't be my story.
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Living in a shoebox
with a kid who hates me,
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and his da who doesn't see me.
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This can't be my narrative.
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He rejected your prezzie. So what?
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You didn't even buy it, in fairness,
and you forgot his birthday.
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But you are a great mother.
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Am I?
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I watch those news stories
about kids gone missing and police hunts,
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and I feel for those parents.
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But sometimes,
I wouldn't mind that so much.
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I wouldn't want anything bad
to happen to him, but sometimes,
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I'd love to come home
and he just wasn't there.
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Okay, I take it back.
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You are a fucking psycho. I gotta go.
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See ya in Shifters later?
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Have I ever said no to that question?
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See, there's something to look forward to.
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See ya, Flora.
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That smoky voice-- That is one heck
of a little vehicle you have there.
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You are sparkling like
the diamond we always knew you were.
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Just watching you sell
the emotion of the song
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is one of the most impressive things
I've seen since I've been judging.
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Tremendous job.
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Start your journey.
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The fuck?
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Hello, chaps. Welcome, once again.
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If you are a beginner guitarist,
there's a really high chance
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that you are making
one of these five mistakes.
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Then I had, you know, a period of time
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where I was just practicing that
for just a whole weekend, in my pajamas.
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There's only one way
to become a Jeff Beck, a Jimmy Page.
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Let me tell you.
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This is how you might
imagine a typical guitar progress curve.
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Once you've put in your 10,000 hours,
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you're officially
a professional guitarist.
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- Oh, no.
- The three P's:
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practice, practice, practice, practice.
So, let's go with the four P's.
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I'm gonna teach you music theory
in ten minutes.
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What up, YouTube?
Your boy, ZR, ready to teach you
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how to shred the gnar on guitar.
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Hi again. Miss Allison here.
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- Now it's your turn!
- What are you wearing?
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Well, let me tell you,
you are about to embark on a relationship
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that will last you a lifetime.
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One of joy and calm and peace.
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A guitar is a lot like a bicycle.
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You put a little bit into it,
and you get a hell of a lot out.
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But this is just by way of an introduction
to lessons with me.
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Let's all just sit here and think
about that for a second.
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About the potential that's already there
in the room with you right now.
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If you wanna learn to play,
just hit that button there and sign up.
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Bye.
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Twenty fucking dollars?
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Perfect.
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Got magic
Abra da Cabra
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Got magic
Abra da Cabra
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That's very nice, girls. Very nice.
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Serious charms
I got serious fuckin' charms
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Red hot girls buzz around in swarms
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Round me neck
Hangin' off me arms
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Serious guns, I got serious guns
Blap, blap, blap...
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Come on. It's dinner time.
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Got wand, got whip
Got honey, got grip
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Got money, got wow!
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Got shot, so what? No worry
Got God on me payroll...
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See ya, Samantha.
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Got girls appearing
From the North Side
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It looks brilliant.
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Fuck! This is crazy.
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Flying like eagles. And-- Shit...
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Right, I'm going out.
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To where? To that lot you were with today?
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No, just off to Rhys's house,
then over to the precinct for a bit.
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You're not going to do some BASE jumping
off some buildings or something?
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No. We don't have a GoPro anyway.
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'Cause the last thing I want
is the Guards calling here,
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telling me you've fallen off
a tower block or something.
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And you're dead. And gone.
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Be back at 9:00!
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- For what?
- Because I fucking say so.
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I can't wait for the day
I don't have to be here.
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The only reason you're here
is 'cause your da wants his days off
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for his projects.
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Otherwise you'd be with him 24-7,
trust me.
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If you don't want me here,
why do I have to be back at 9:00?
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Don't play mind games with me. Get out.
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Hey, Flora, are you my 12:00 p.m.?
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Yeah.
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How are you?
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I'm all right. How are you?
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Yeah, sun is shining in Los Angeles.
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I can smell the eucalyptus
on the breeze, so can't complain.
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Yeah, lovely here in Dublin too.
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Is it evening there?
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No, it's just permanently this grim.
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So, you wanna learn the guitar.
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Is it easy?
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Depends what you wanna do with it.
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Do you want to
just play for your own pleasure,
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or you wanna play for other people,
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you wanna write songs on it
or learn your favorite songs?
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What are you hoping to get out of this?
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I look at women playing the guitar
or the piano, and it's so sexy.
249
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Wow. I guess that is
why a lot of people take up an instrument.
250
00:17:42,521 --> 00:17:45,023
- Is that why you took it up?
- No.
251
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:47,317
No, you look pretty good.
Wouldn't say you need it.
252
00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:51,154
- Okay.
- So why'd you start then?
253
00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:54,241
Let's focus on you, all right?
254
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:55,576
Good plan.
255
00:17:55,576 --> 00:17:59,162
Okay. So, let's sit it up there.
256
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:02,875
I'll teach you some root chords.
Let's start with G.
257
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:07,421
Ready?
258
00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:10,257
- Brilliant.
- Okay.
259
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,637
So how many chords do you need to know
before you can write a song?
260
00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:20,100
It's not really
about the number of chords.
261
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:22,728
It's more, you know, how you use them.
262
00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:25,856
Like-- Here.
263
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,508
Okay. Same song.
264
00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:53,861
Jesus.
265
00:19:53,861 --> 00:19:56,446
Yeah, so the first version,
it uses all the same,
266
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:59,116
you know, paints and canvas and brushes.
267
00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:05,247
But the second version has got 20 years
of life and heartache on display.
268
00:20:05,873 --> 00:20:08,792
You can see all the brushstrokes.
269
00:20:09,877 --> 00:20:12,629
All that personality's
in the same three chords.
270
00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:15,382
And you can know a thousand chords
271
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:18,260
and never write something
as beautiful as that.
272
00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:20,679
Is that your problem?
273
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:23,557
I didn't know I had a problem.
274
00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:25,225
You're teaching guitar online, love.
275
00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:30,564
- Right. You're Irish.
- So do you know a thousand chords?
276
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:33,108
What I'm saying is,
we all know the same number of words,
277
00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:35,068
but we don't all write
a Shakespeare sonnet.
278
00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:38,197
I'm confused.
279
00:20:38,197 --> 00:20:41,700
Good. What are your goals?
Besides being sexy.
280
00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:44,578
Impress people.
281
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:46,413
- Who?
- Men.
282
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,332
- Why?
- Sex and company.
283
00:20:48,332 --> 00:20:49,499
Yeah, but what else?
284
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:51,752
To make them like me.
285
00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:55,339
- Why don't they like you already?
- I don't know.
286
00:20:56,215 --> 00:20:58,634
Maybe they can't see your brushstrokes.
287
00:21:03,764 --> 00:21:05,140
Are you coming on to me?
288
00:21:06,350 --> 00:21:08,977
- Sorry?
- So you're a songwriter too?
289
00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:11,772
- How do you know that?
- Google.
290
00:21:11,772 --> 00:21:13,524
Took about six seconds.
291
00:21:13,524 --> 00:21:15,150
Where do you live in LA?
292
00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:17,319
I live in Topanga Canyon.
293
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:21,156
I heard of that. I bet you drive
a pickup and work with horses.
294
00:21:22,241 --> 00:21:23,242
I do not work with horses.
295
00:21:23,242 --> 00:21:24,326
What's your star sign?
296
00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:26,745
- I don't know.
- You don't know your own birthday?
297
00:21:26,745 --> 00:21:28,580
Let's get back to the lesson, all right?
298
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:32,876
Let me ask you, do you consider yourself
a big music person?
299
00:21:33,377 --> 00:21:36,255
I mean,
I was always very attracted to musicians.
300
00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:40,467
I married one. He was on
the same bill as Snow Patrol once.
301
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:46,014
No, I'm asking, what are you doing here,
Flora, if music's not really your thing?
302
00:21:47,933 --> 00:21:49,393
I liked the look of ya.
303
00:21:50,394 --> 00:21:51,228
Okay.
304
00:21:51,228 --> 00:21:53,981
All the other teachers seemed
like real posers and wankers,
305
00:21:53,981 --> 00:21:55,566
you know, failed musicians.
306
00:21:55,566 --> 00:21:58,151
But you seemed sorta...
307
00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:01,113
real.
308
00:22:02,114 --> 00:22:03,365
I am real.
309
00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:07,077
You sorta calmed me down
when I saw you for the first time.
310
00:22:08,704 --> 00:22:13,208
Your voice was all soothing. Like a bath.
311
00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:17,504
Right.
312
00:22:18,130 --> 00:22:19,339
Can I ask you something?
313
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:23,302
- Sure.
- You might find it a little bit weird.
314
00:22:24,928 --> 00:22:29,099
Could you play
that same song again, but this time...
315
00:22:31,643 --> 00:22:32,895
with your shirt off?
316
00:23:11,058 --> 00:23:15,270
Dear Jeff, I'm sorry
for messing around on our last lesson.
317
00:23:16,063 --> 00:23:18,273
Suffice to say that wine had been taken.
318
00:23:19,024 --> 00:23:24,738
I do intend to learn the guitar
and take it seriously. Why? I don't know.
319
00:23:25,781 --> 00:23:28,450
I was always the one in class
making fun of the teacher.
320
00:23:28,951 --> 00:23:33,622
Because someone had to.
But I won't, if you'll keep teaching me.
321
00:23:34,665 --> 00:23:36,291
Sorry I objectified ya.
322
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,002
I can send you a picture
of my amazing tits
323
00:23:39,002 --> 00:23:43,257
to balance things out again,
if you'd like? Flora.
324
00:23:50,097 --> 00:23:52,766
Right, now, let's get
that shite off your arse.
325
00:23:56,645 --> 00:23:57,688
Ready?
326
00:24:21,211 --> 00:24:22,212
What is that?
327
00:24:27,551 --> 00:24:29,553
- What are you doing though? It's annoying.
- Shut up!
328
00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:32,347
Fucking woman.
329
00:24:36,894 --> 00:24:37,895
Fuck.
330
00:24:39,730 --> 00:24:41,857
- Right, I'm going out.
- Good.
331
00:24:42,649 --> 00:24:43,650
I mean, where?
332
00:24:44,401 --> 00:24:45,402
Just around.
333
00:24:46,111 --> 00:24:48,697
You gonna be hanging out with
that girl I've seen you with?
334
00:24:49,198 --> 00:24:51,241
The one dressed up like
a prostitute in your man's video?
335
00:24:51,241 --> 00:24:53,952
Samantha? Don't know, she could be there.
336
00:24:53,952 --> 00:24:55,037
What's she like?
337
00:24:55,621 --> 00:24:58,540
Don't know. Don't really care.
Right, back at 9:00.
338
00:24:59,124 --> 00:25:00,125
Or 10:00!
339
00:25:03,879 --> 00:25:04,880
If you like.
340
00:25:12,054 --> 00:25:13,055
Hiya.
341
00:25:13,555 --> 00:25:14,890
Can't believe you got back to me.
342
00:25:14,890 --> 00:25:18,060
Well, you're a challenge.
I like a challenge. Should we get started?
343
00:25:18,060 --> 00:25:19,311
Let's rock.
344
00:25:19,811 --> 00:25:22,564
All right.
Flora, let's get to know you a bit better.
345
00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:24,358
What is your all-time favorite song?
346
00:25:28,237 --> 00:25:30,030
I'm more into dance music.
347
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,536
"You're Beautiful" by James Blunt.
348
00:25:36,995 --> 00:25:38,747
Okay, we're gonna have a problem.
349
00:25:39,331 --> 00:25:42,167
- Why?
- That's not an acceptable song.
350
00:25:42,835 --> 00:25:43,961
It's catchy.
351
00:25:43,961 --> 00:25:45,087
So was cholera.
352
00:25:45,087 --> 00:25:46,296
I don't know that one.
353
00:25:47,256 --> 00:25:49,258
If you're gonna be learning to play songs,
354
00:25:49,258 --> 00:25:51,718
we're just gonna need
to raise the bar a little bit.
355
00:25:52,219 --> 00:25:54,513
- What have you written then?
- I'm a teacher.
356
00:25:54,513 --> 00:25:56,890
Exactly. So shut up criticizing Blunt.
357
00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:59,393
- You do it.
- Do what?
358
00:25:59,393 --> 00:26:03,981
Write a song that reaches millions
of people's hearts and makes them weep.
359
00:26:03,981 --> 00:26:07,568
Making people cry is not an achievement.
Bullies do it every day.
360
00:26:07,568 --> 00:26:09,278
Let's hear one of your songs then.
361
00:26:09,278 --> 00:26:12,406
Lyrics need to be more
than just "you're beautiful"
362
00:26:12,406 --> 00:26:15,075
or some series of platitudes
for lonely women,
363
00:26:15,075 --> 00:26:16,535
trying to make 'em feel better
about themselves.
364
00:26:16,535 --> 00:26:20,080
That's not a love song.
That's a self-help group.
365
00:26:21,081 --> 00:26:23,625
You don't know the first thing
about women if you think that.
366
00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:27,129
I know that grown-ups don't want
to be told how pretty they are
367
00:26:27,129 --> 00:26:29,089
like some creep trying
to pick 'em up at a bar.
368
00:26:29,089 --> 00:26:31,675
Jesus Christ, it's just a bloody song.
369
00:26:31,675 --> 00:26:34,136
No. It is never just a song.
370
00:26:34,136 --> 00:26:36,763
It is a three-and-a-half-minute
pause in time
371
00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:40,684
in which to do something wonderful,
something touched by God.
372
00:26:40,684 --> 00:26:43,604
Oh, no. Are you some sort
of Christian evangelist dude?
373
00:26:43,604 --> 00:26:46,940
I get along without you
374
00:26:47,524 --> 00:26:51,278
Very well
375
00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:55,699
Of course, I do
376
00:26:58,994 --> 00:27:02,748
Except when soft rains fall
377
00:27:03,832 --> 00:27:08,253
And drip from leaves, then I recall
378
00:27:08,837 --> 00:27:13,258
The thrill of being sheltered
379
00:27:13,258 --> 00:27:18,680
In your arms
380
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:24,061
Of course, I do
381
00:27:27,731 --> 00:27:32,903
But I get along without you
382
00:27:33,987 --> 00:27:39,785
Very well
383
00:27:43,872 --> 00:27:45,415
- Jesus Christ.
- Right?
384
00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:49,419
- That's unbelievable.
- So simple, so direct.
385
00:27:49,419 --> 00:27:51,213
Nothing about beauty.
386
00:27:51,213 --> 00:27:52,548
You are a genius.
387
00:27:55,759 --> 00:27:56,844
So you really like it?
388
00:27:56,844 --> 00:28:00,389
It's stunning. You've got to get
that out there in the world.
389
00:28:00,389 --> 00:28:03,267
You think that would sell as much as
"You're Beautiful"?
390
00:28:03,267 --> 00:28:06,395
Maybe not as much as that. I mean, I still
like the other song too. Is that allowed?
391
00:28:06,395 --> 00:28:08,480
No, that's Stockholm syndrome.
392
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,649
We're gonna "de-brainwash" you.
By the time we're finished here,
393
00:28:10,649 --> 00:28:14,611
you're not gonna have time
for these childish jingles and clichés.
394
00:28:15,445 --> 00:28:17,322
- I'm exhausted.
- Well, we're just getting started.
395
00:28:17,322 --> 00:28:19,241
You wanna learn the chords to that song
so you can play it?
396
00:28:19,241 --> 00:28:20,993
- Yeah.
- All right. Starts with C.
397
00:28:23,495 --> 00:28:27,249
So, your ring finger,
here on the fifth string.
398
00:28:27,249 --> 00:28:28,625
Right there at that dot. Yep.
399
00:28:28,625 --> 00:28:31,420
You have lovely long fingers.
Mine are quite stubby.
400
00:28:31,420 --> 00:28:34,131
Your fingers don't matter.
Django Reinhardt was missing two fingers.
401
00:28:34,715 --> 00:28:36,300
- Wow. I love him.
- Uh-huh.
402
00:28:37,718 --> 00:28:40,596
So, the middle finger there,
then your pointer's way up here.
403
00:28:41,180 --> 00:28:42,598
Yep.
404
00:28:42,598 --> 00:28:47,186
- There. And there?
- There you go. One up. Strum that.
405
00:28:48,770 --> 00:28:50,105
Yeah! Yeah.
406
00:28:52,608 --> 00:28:54,568
- Feels good, right?
- Yeah, baby!
407
00:28:57,446 --> 00:28:58,447
Sorry.
408
00:28:59,573 --> 00:29:02,326
- What's that?
- Nothing. I love this.
409
00:29:03,076 --> 00:29:04,161
You're a quick learner.
410
00:29:04,161 --> 00:29:05,329
I knew I'd be good at this.
411
00:29:06,079 --> 00:29:07,623
Let's move on. What else you got?
412
00:29:08,165 --> 00:29:12,628
Well, next would be G and then F,
but let's stick for a second on C.
413
00:29:13,212 --> 00:29:14,254
Okay, let's.
414
00:29:14,254 --> 00:29:18,175
You are now the proud owner of C, right?
415
00:29:18,175 --> 00:29:20,427
And you didn't own that five minutes ago.
416
00:29:21,094 --> 00:29:23,805
You're rich.
You own something Elvis owned.
417
00:29:24,306 --> 00:29:26,975
- I'd rather have his plane.
- Plus, it didn't cost you anything.
418
00:29:26,975 --> 00:29:29,686
Well, $20 for this class,
but I do know what you mean. Go on.
419
00:29:29,686 --> 00:29:33,148
You own something new,
and nobody can take it away from you.
420
00:29:33,148 --> 00:29:35,526
And this isn't just some must-have object.
421
00:29:35,526 --> 00:29:38,195
It's not a bag or a car or a phone.
422
00:29:38,195 --> 00:29:41,657
You ever seen an ad
for a guitar? No, it sells itself.
423
00:29:41,657 --> 00:29:46,036
This is a gift you can take to your grave,
and you can use it whenever you want.
424
00:29:46,036 --> 00:29:47,871
And in the right context,
425
00:29:48,455 --> 00:29:51,583
it can speak directly to your heart
in ways we don't even understand.
426
00:29:51,583 --> 00:29:54,419
More than thoughts, more than words,
more than ideas.
427
00:29:55,170 --> 00:29:57,548
Just a chord, hanging there in the air.
428
00:30:00,926 --> 00:30:02,010
C.
429
00:30:16,942 --> 00:30:19,945
Woken up by the birds
430
00:30:22,239 --> 00:30:27,578
She wonders what they think about
431
00:30:28,078 --> 00:30:29,663
If instead
432
00:30:29,663 --> 00:30:33,625
She meets a man
Who shows her magic tricks
433
00:30:33,625 --> 00:30:36,253
All sorts of magic tricks
434
00:30:36,253 --> 00:30:40,549
And he lets her live...
435
00:30:42,342 --> 00:30:46,013
- Can anyone sign up?
- For sure, yeah. That's the idea.
436
00:30:46,638 --> 00:30:48,140
Just keeping the music local.
437
00:30:48,807 --> 00:30:49,850
What's the cash prize?
438
00:30:49,850 --> 00:30:53,187
Eighty percent of the door.
There's usually about 50 punters.
439
00:30:53,770 --> 00:30:55,772
- How much a head?
- Fiver.
440
00:30:56,690 --> 00:30:59,193
Jesus, that's pricey enough.
Are they all that shit?
441
00:31:00,819 --> 00:31:04,156
It's not about that. It's about keeping
music alive in the neighborhood.
442
00:31:04,156 --> 00:31:05,240
That's all I'm about.
443
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,825
So who decides who wins?
444
00:31:07,326 --> 00:31:11,205
I do. Barry Byrne. Events promoter.
445
00:31:12,956 --> 00:31:14,166
I know who you are, Barry.
446
00:31:14,875 --> 00:31:15,876
Oh, yeah?
447
00:31:17,169 --> 00:31:19,630
Oh, Jesus. How are ya?
448
00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:22,799
Don't tell me. Fiona.
449
00:31:23,967 --> 00:31:24,968
Flora.
450
00:31:26,011 --> 00:31:27,429
Knew you were in the F's.
451
00:31:28,430 --> 00:31:30,390
Better go in. Good to see you again.
452
00:31:31,225 --> 00:31:32,226
In the daylight.
453
00:31:34,186 --> 00:31:35,187
I bet she wins!
454
00:31:43,946 --> 00:31:45,030
Singing...
455
00:31:49,368 --> 00:31:50,911
You look very young.
456
00:31:51,787 --> 00:31:52,913
I was very young.
457
00:31:56,166 --> 00:31:58,126
How much do you think that cost
to shoot that?
458
00:31:58,710 --> 00:32:00,796
- No clue.
- Two grand we got
459
00:32:00,796 --> 00:32:01,922
from the record label for it.
460
00:32:01,922 --> 00:32:05,008
We had a crane
for every shot in this. Every shot.
461
00:32:05,008 --> 00:32:08,303
- Did you have a trailer?
- No, but we had a fucking crane.
462
00:32:10,138 --> 00:32:11,723
So, did you go to America for that?
463
00:32:11,723 --> 00:32:13,433
- Looks like it, doesn't it?
- Yeah.
464
00:32:13,433 --> 00:32:15,102
No,
we fucking shot it all around Drimnagh.
465
00:32:16,770 --> 00:32:18,564
Why is there a cop in every shot?
466
00:32:18,564 --> 00:32:20,732
'Cause it's America, you know.
467
00:32:22,442 --> 00:32:24,903
- There's that same cop again.
- Fucking pay attention, will you?
468
00:32:27,155 --> 00:32:28,156
There's Ma. See ya, Da.
469
00:32:37,499 --> 00:32:38,500
What's that?
470
00:32:40,169 --> 00:32:42,421
What's what? It's just me guitar.
471
00:32:43,255 --> 00:32:45,215
I have a lesson later.
I thought I'd do it in the park.
472
00:32:45,924 --> 00:32:47,259
What's this all about, Flora?
473
00:32:48,302 --> 00:32:50,721
- What's what about?
- This whole fucking musical thing.
474
00:32:51,763 --> 00:32:55,142
Anytime I tried to get ya to listen
to new music, you just fucking tuned out.
475
00:32:55,142 --> 00:32:58,896
Yeah, my tutor says I have
"genuine appreciation of melody."
476
00:33:00,355 --> 00:33:01,398
Now.
477
00:33:01,398 --> 00:33:04,359
What do you listen to then?
Apart from club music.
478
00:33:04,359 --> 00:33:05,819
Give me five bands. Go on.
479
00:33:06,945 --> 00:33:08,280
Well, I like his songs anyway.
480
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:09,823
He's a songwriter too, is he?
481
00:33:09,823 --> 00:33:12,659
Yeah, he is. He's brilliant actually.
482
00:33:13,243 --> 00:33:14,244
What's his name?
483
00:33:14,745 --> 00:33:15,579
Jeff...
484
00:33:19,082 --> 00:33:20,083
the guitar guy.
485
00:33:20,667 --> 00:33:22,794
Sounds like some fucking clown
who never made it,
486
00:33:22,794 --> 00:33:24,588
teaching guitar lessons online.
487
00:33:25,756 --> 00:33:28,383
That's the ultimate graveyard
for failed musicians.
488
00:33:29,384 --> 00:33:31,011
Are you a little bit jealous?
489
00:33:31,011 --> 00:33:34,431
No. Just concerned.
490
00:33:35,891 --> 00:33:37,184
- How's Juanita?
- She's great.
491
00:33:38,477 --> 00:33:40,437
You do know she's not Spanish, right?
492
00:33:41,230 --> 00:33:42,731
Her nana's people were from Spain.
493
00:33:42,731 --> 00:33:45,609
My people were from Norway.
That doesn't make me a fucking Viking.
494
00:33:50,531 --> 00:33:52,157
Does she blow you like I did?
495
00:33:52,991 --> 00:33:54,952
What? Shut up.
496
00:33:55,827 --> 00:33:57,913
I'm serious. Does she?
497
00:33:59,456 --> 00:34:00,457
You're nuts.
498
00:34:02,417 --> 00:34:04,711
She doesn't blow you, does she?
499
00:34:04,711 --> 00:34:08,257
Yeah, she does. She has. Yeah.
500
00:34:09,216 --> 00:34:15,389
She doesn't. I knew it.
Her mouth's too small.
501
00:34:16,639 --> 00:34:20,018
Is she out?
Will I come up for a few minutes?
502
00:34:20,686 --> 00:34:22,478
We'll send Max off for an ice cream.
503
00:34:23,230 --> 00:34:24,481
Don't be fucking mad.
504
00:34:24,481 --> 00:34:27,775
I bet she doesn't let you come all
down her neck and tits the way I did.
505
00:34:32,572 --> 00:34:33,574
Come on, Max!
506
00:34:37,327 --> 00:34:38,704
Are you getting rid of that guitar?
507
00:34:40,455 --> 00:34:42,416
This? No, why?
508
00:34:45,710 --> 00:34:48,172
- Jesus.
- Wake up, will you!
509
00:34:48,172 --> 00:34:49,172
Fuck off!
510
00:34:49,172 --> 00:34:52,509
You stepped right in front of me.
Will you watch where you're going?
511
00:34:52,509 --> 00:34:56,013
You watch where you're going or I'll wrap
that fucking lock around your neck!
512
00:35:02,227 --> 00:35:03,687
What are you doing with it then?
513
00:35:04,188 --> 00:35:07,816
It was just sitting there. Why?
Do you want it? You can have it.
514
00:35:08,609 --> 00:35:11,320
I don't.
I don't like acoustic guitar music anyway.
515
00:35:11,820 --> 00:35:13,197
What are you into then?
516
00:35:13,780 --> 00:35:15,532
Ambient. Electronic.
517
00:35:17,201 --> 00:35:18,619
I always loved dance music.
518
00:35:19,453 --> 00:35:20,454
Like what?
519
00:35:21,038 --> 00:35:23,999
Container. Sophie is amazing.
520
00:35:25,083 --> 00:35:26,335
Orbital, back in the day.
521
00:35:26,835 --> 00:35:29,338
- Who the fuck are they?
- Dance music.
522
00:35:30,797 --> 00:35:31,924
What are you into then?
523
00:35:32,424 --> 00:35:34,176
Marconi Union. Do you know them?
524
00:35:34,676 --> 00:35:35,677
No.
525
00:35:36,512 --> 00:35:39,723
They're from Manchester, I think.
Real trance music.
526
00:35:40,432 --> 00:35:42,476
It sounds like a computer made it.
It's deadly.
527
00:35:43,977 --> 00:35:45,812
I have some on me phone
if you want to listen to them.
528
00:35:45,812 --> 00:35:46,813
What, now?
529
00:35:46,813 --> 00:35:48,482
- Whenever--
- Right, you've got your key.
530
00:35:49,024 --> 00:35:51,193
There's waffles in the fridge.
I'm heading out.
531
00:35:51,902 --> 00:35:54,279
- Bye.
- I'll be back in an hour and a half!
532
00:35:54,279 --> 00:35:55,489
I don't care.
533
00:36:12,464 --> 00:36:13,715
So, am I ready?
534
00:36:13,715 --> 00:36:14,633
For what?
535
00:36:14,633 --> 00:36:17,302
To write a female empowerment ballad
and get me husband back.
536
00:36:18,470 --> 00:36:19,680
Why did he leave?
537
00:36:21,181 --> 00:36:22,057
Anger?
538
00:36:22,641 --> 00:36:23,475
Why is he angry?
539
00:36:23,475 --> 00:36:27,604
No, me. I'm angry. I almost killed
a cyclist today with his own lock.
540
00:36:27,604 --> 00:36:28,939
What are you angry about?
541
00:36:30,023 --> 00:36:32,067
Dunno. I wake up angry.
542
00:36:33,235 --> 00:36:34,862
I'm angry at me son all the time.
543
00:36:35,654 --> 00:36:38,156
I thought this guitar lark
might make him think I'm cool.
544
00:36:38,156 --> 00:36:39,783
Hold on. You have a son?
545
00:36:40,659 --> 00:36:44,580
I had him when I was very young.
I was 17. Do you have kids?
546
00:36:45,455 --> 00:36:48,792
I do. I actually had them kinda young too,
so they're huge now.
547
00:36:50,002 --> 00:36:51,253
But they do think I'm cool.
548
00:36:51,753 --> 00:36:53,422
Play me your song again.
549
00:36:54,173 --> 00:36:56,425
Yeah, I wanted to bring that up.
550
00:36:57,718 --> 00:36:59,052
So that wasn't my song.
551
00:36:59,887 --> 00:37:01,430
What? Whose is it?
552
00:37:01,430 --> 00:37:04,099
It was written by Hoagy Carmichael.
553
00:37:04,766 --> 00:37:07,477
Oh, love.
Why'd you tell me it was your song?
554
00:37:08,103 --> 00:37:10,189
Well, I didn't. You presumed.
555
00:37:11,982 --> 00:37:14,193
But then I let you. So, sorry.
556
00:37:14,193 --> 00:37:15,277
Why?
557
00:37:16,111 --> 00:37:17,863
I guess I wanted to see how it felt.
558
00:37:17,863 --> 00:37:18,906
To what?
559
00:37:18,906 --> 00:37:21,575
To have written a song like that,
in someone else's eyes.
560
00:37:21,575 --> 00:37:25,746
Yeah, stupid.
I apologize. Let's get back to the lesson.
561
00:37:26,246 --> 00:37:27,706
Why? What normally happens?
562
00:37:30,125 --> 00:37:31,710
You wanna hear one of my songs?
563
00:37:31,710 --> 00:37:33,587
- Yeah.
- All right.
564
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:54,650
Get in my car
I'll drive you through the canyon
565
00:37:55,817 --> 00:37:59,404
Breathe in Topanga for the day
566
00:38:02,157 --> 00:38:04,743
And when we reach the ocean
567
00:38:04,743 --> 00:38:07,913
And we can't go further west
568
00:38:07,913 --> 00:38:12,793
We'll keep on driving anyway
569
00:38:16,505 --> 00:38:21,260
She's never boring
She's kind to me
570
00:38:23,512 --> 00:38:28,100
And every morning she's a mystery
571
00:38:31,270 --> 00:38:33,355
Welcome to LA
572
00:38:36,441 --> 00:38:42,531
Where everything and nothing changes
Every single day
573
00:38:45,033 --> 00:38:51,039
The sunshine on the darkness melts
The morning haze away
574
00:38:53,792 --> 00:38:57,796
And I won't let the bright lights
Bring me down
575
00:38:59,506 --> 00:39:05,012
In this angels town
Welcome to LA
576
00:39:12,311 --> 00:39:15,147
It's lovely. You're really good at songs.
577
00:39:16,940 --> 00:39:17,941
But?
578
00:39:18,859 --> 00:39:20,652
Would I wanna hear it again?
579
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:24,114
Sorry.
580
00:39:24,114 --> 00:39:27,701
No. Don't be sorry.
If everybody were as honest as you,
581
00:39:29,244 --> 00:39:31,496
I wouldn't have had to waste
a decade and a half of my life.
582
00:39:31,496 --> 00:39:34,708
We should get back to the lesson.
583
00:39:34,708 --> 00:39:36,126
Don't feel sorry for yourself.
584
00:39:36,126 --> 00:39:41,131
No. I'm not. I mean,
it's a humbling realization.
585
00:39:41,131 --> 00:39:45,093
You know, you sit down and wanna play
something for somebody, and they're ready.
586
00:39:45,093 --> 00:39:46,678
You're, like, receptive.
587
00:39:48,514 --> 00:39:50,933
And you watch as their eyes glaze over.
588
00:39:50,933 --> 00:39:53,894
And it's harder for them
than it is for you.
589
00:39:55,521 --> 00:39:58,774
It's the smiling with the mouth
but not the eyes. That's how you know.
590
00:39:59,274 --> 00:40:00,192
Know what?
591
00:40:00,692 --> 00:40:03,111
That they're unchanged.
592
00:40:05,656 --> 00:40:08,825
Anyway. A, D and E. One, four, five.
593
00:40:14,873 --> 00:40:16,166
Come on.
594
00:40:17,835 --> 00:40:20,254
You know what,
I'm gonna give you some homework tonight.
595
00:40:20,254 --> 00:40:23,257
There's a song I want you to listen to.
596
00:40:24,550 --> 00:40:25,634
I'll send you a link.
597
00:40:25,634 --> 00:40:26,802
Give it a listen.
598
00:40:27,970 --> 00:40:28,971
Play. Come on.
599
00:40:51,827 --> 00:40:55,497
Rows and floes of angel hair
600
00:40:56,373 --> 00:41:00,377
And ice cream castles in the air
601
00:41:00,961 --> 00:41:05,007
And feather canyons everywhere
602
00:41:05,716 --> 00:41:09,136
I've looked at clouds that way
603
00:41:10,429 --> 00:41:14,808
But now they only block the sun
604
00:41:14,808 --> 00:41:19,146
They rain and snow on everyone
605
00:41:19,688 --> 00:41:23,358
So many things I would have done
606
00:41:24,026 --> 00:41:27,613
But clouds got in my way
607
00:41:28,322 --> 00:41:33,076
Oh, I've looked at clouds
From both sides now
608
00:41:33,076 --> 00:41:37,748
From up and down, and still somehow
609
00:41:37,748 --> 00:41:43,128
It's cloud illusions I recall
610
00:41:43,128 --> 00:41:47,132
I really don't know clouds
611
00:41:49,968 --> 00:41:51,428
At all
612
00:41:59,853 --> 00:42:03,899
Moons and Junes and Ferris wheels
613
00:42:03,899 --> 00:42:08,403
The dizzy dancing way you feel
614
00:42:08,403 --> 00:42:12,991
As every fairy tale comes real
615
00:42:12,991 --> 00:42:16,912
Oh, I've looked at love that way
616
00:42:17,538 --> 00:42:22,376
But now it's just another show
617
00:42:22,376 --> 00:42:27,256
You leave 'em laughing when you go
618
00:42:27,256 --> 00:42:31,301
And if you care, don't let them know
619
00:42:31,301 --> 00:42:35,222
No, don't give yourself away
620
00:42:35,931 --> 00:42:40,435
I've looked at love
From both sides now
621
00:42:40,936 --> 00:42:45,232
From give and take, and still somehow
622
00:42:45,232 --> 00:42:49,778
It's love's illusions I recall
623
00:42:49,778 --> 00:42:54,283
Oh, I really don't know love
624
00:42:56,869 --> 00:42:57,953
At all
625
00:43:01,290 --> 00:43:06,003
Oh, I've looked at life
From both sides now
626
00:43:06,003 --> 00:43:10,674
From win and lose and still somehow
627
00:43:10,674 --> 00:43:15,012
It's life's illusions I recall
628
00:43:15,012 --> 00:43:18,891
Oh, I really don't know life
629
00:43:22,269 --> 00:43:23,437
At all
630
00:43:41,663 --> 00:43:43,457
Can I meet him? I mean, see him.
631
00:43:44,750 --> 00:43:45,876
- No.
- Please.
632
00:43:45,876 --> 00:43:48,754
I'll just stand in the corner of the room.
I'll be like a little mouse.
633
00:43:50,005 --> 00:43:51,215
That'd be so wrong.
634
00:43:51,215 --> 00:43:53,509
Is he good-looking?
Do you have a screen grab?
635
00:43:54,009 --> 00:43:56,053
- It's not about that.
- So he's a pig then.
636
00:43:56,553 --> 00:43:59,014
He never says what you expect him to say.
637
00:44:00,015 --> 00:44:04,019
And he's sensitive.
You can see in his eyes he's been hurt.
638
00:44:07,022 --> 00:44:08,440
What are his songs like?
639
00:44:11,485 --> 00:44:12,319
Not great.
640
00:44:12,319 --> 00:44:17,866
Oh, Jesus. You've fallen in love with
an ugly fella who lives 6,000 miles away.
641
00:44:18,951 --> 00:44:19,952
Basically.
642
00:44:29,336 --> 00:44:32,047
...and we'll fuck behind the dunes.
643
00:44:37,928 --> 00:44:42,808
Fucking hell!
Jesus Christ, it's like a club in here!
644
00:44:42,808 --> 00:44:44,226
Turn it down a second!
645
00:44:45,352 --> 00:44:47,604
Jesus, that's loud.
646
00:44:47,604 --> 00:44:49,314
Yeah, Keith lent them to me.
647
00:44:49,857 --> 00:44:51,942
Really powerful.
Have to give them back tomorrow.
648
00:44:51,942 --> 00:44:53,277
The neighbors will be complaining.
649
00:44:53,277 --> 00:44:55,487
They're junkies.
They'll be asking to turn it up.
650
00:44:56,071 --> 00:44:56,905
Who's Keith?
651
00:44:56,905 --> 00:45:00,117
He's a mate. A rapper.
He lent me these for the night.
652
00:45:00,117 --> 00:45:01,994
- For what?
- So I could mix this track.
653
00:45:01,994 --> 00:45:03,078
Was that yours?
654
00:45:05,038 --> 00:45:09,334
You're joking me. How the fuck
did you make that? It sounded epic.
655
00:45:09,334 --> 00:45:10,419
GarageBand. It's simple.
656
00:45:11,295 --> 00:45:12,129
Explain.
657
00:45:13,130 --> 00:45:15,632
You get all your sounds from here,
like, instruments and all.
658
00:45:16,300 --> 00:45:18,719
- And you can get loops from here.
- What are loops?
659
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:21,096
Drum patterns and stuff.
I mean, you can make your own.
660
00:45:21,096 --> 00:45:22,723
But you need a proper sequencer for that.
661
00:45:22,723 --> 00:45:25,809
And how do you control them?
Like, how do you get that mad piano sound?
662
00:45:27,019 --> 00:45:29,062
Well, you open
the "Keyboard typing," you know,
663
00:45:29,062 --> 00:45:30,272
use the laptop keys.
664
00:45:32,107 --> 00:45:33,192
No way.
665
00:45:36,236 --> 00:45:37,279
Sounds like a piano.
666
00:45:38,697 --> 00:45:39,698
Oh, shit.
667
00:45:43,869 --> 00:45:45,204
Not on me track. Turn it off.
668
00:45:45,204 --> 00:45:47,539
Jesus, it sounds very professional.
669
00:45:47,539 --> 00:45:51,627
It is. It's what loads of people start on.
It's shit doing it like this though.
670
00:45:52,127 --> 00:45:55,047
You need a proper synth.
Takes forever doing one note at a time.
671
00:45:56,173 --> 00:45:59,593
I've been at this for three hours today.
I'm fucking starving.
672
00:45:59,593 --> 00:46:00,928
Play it again.
673
00:46:00,928 --> 00:46:02,596
Please just make me a cheese toastie.
674
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:07,601
Please.
675
00:46:08,143 --> 00:46:09,144
After.
676
00:46:16,485 --> 00:46:17,569
Do you have a lyric?
677
00:46:17,569 --> 00:46:19,905
- Got these, but they're not finished yet.
- Come on.
678
00:46:25,452 --> 00:46:27,371
Come on, girl
You know how much I want you
679
00:46:27,371 --> 00:46:30,499
Like a ghost, I'm going to haunt you
Meet me at me crib
680
00:46:30,499 --> 00:46:33,460
Bring your friends
Maybe we can drive a Mercedes-Benz
681
00:46:33,460 --> 00:46:35,838
We'll hang out poolside
Have a drink
682
00:46:35,838 --> 00:46:38,090
Swimming against the tide
Not gonna sink
683
00:46:38,090 --> 00:46:40,259
Come on, girl
Let's get in trouble
684
00:46:40,259 --> 00:46:42,344
Shaken, not stirred
A James Bond from Dublin
685
00:46:44,972 --> 00:46:46,098
What's it called?
686
00:46:46,098 --> 00:46:48,892
"Dublin 07." Like James Bond, but Dublin.
687
00:46:49,685 --> 00:46:53,689
Nah. You need a better title.
Let me try something here.
688
00:46:55,774 --> 00:46:58,235
We got something real
689
00:46:58,235 --> 00:47:01,905
From the Joker with the Glasgow smile
Ready to die for you, I go in style
690
00:47:01,905 --> 00:47:06,743
Dressed from head to toe in Italian
In the bed, I'm like a stallion
691
00:47:06,743 --> 00:47:10,539
I'm the king of the MMA
Like Conor McGregor, only not as gay
692
00:47:10,539 --> 00:47:13,125
Living the dream
In a bed full of bitches
693
00:47:13,125 --> 00:47:15,335
The Midas touch, I got the riches
694
00:47:15,335 --> 00:47:19,590
And when they come and stitch me up
They better use Gucci stitches
695
00:47:22,426 --> 00:47:23,510
It's fucking class, isn't it?
696
00:47:26,597 --> 00:47:27,931
Fucking hell, Son.
697
00:47:28,807 --> 00:47:30,767
Is this what you've been doing
on those headphones?
698
00:47:31,852 --> 00:47:32,853
Don't move.
699
00:47:38,150 --> 00:47:40,194
Come over here
and hear what your son made.
700
00:47:40,194 --> 00:47:42,905
Come on, girl
You know how much I want you
701
00:47:42,905 --> 00:47:45,908
Like a ghost, I'm going to haunt you
Meet me at me crib
702
00:47:45,908 --> 00:47:49,077
Bring your friends
Maybe you can drive a Mercedes-Benz
703
00:47:49,077 --> 00:47:51,330
We'll hang out poolside
Have a drink
704
00:47:51,330 --> 00:47:53,582
Swimming against the tide
Not gonna sink
705
00:47:53,582 --> 00:47:55,584
Come on, girl
Let's get in trouble
706
00:47:55,584 --> 00:47:57,920
Shaken, not stirred
A James Bond from Dublin
707
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:00,464
We got something real
708
00:48:00,464 --> 00:48:02,299
From the Joker with
The Glasgow smile
709
00:48:02,299 --> 00:48:04,927
- Ready to die for ya, I go in style
- I love this.
710
00:48:05,469 --> 00:48:08,680
- That's me singing!
- In the bed, I'm like a stallion
711
00:48:09,181 --> 00:48:12,976
I'm the king of the MMA
Like Conor McGregor, only not as gay
712
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:15,395
Living the dream
In a bed full of bitches
713
00:48:15,395 --> 00:48:17,356
The Midas touch, I got the riches
714
00:48:17,940 --> 00:48:21,610
And when they snip me and stitch me up
They better use Gucci stitches
715
00:48:21,610 --> 00:48:24,530
- Yeah
- We got something real
716
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:28,617
Come and get me, guys
Come and get me, boys
717
00:48:29,117 --> 00:48:29,952
Come and kill me--
718
00:48:31,286 --> 00:48:32,621
Can you fucking play or what?
719
00:48:32,621 --> 00:48:33,705
I'm not playing for you.
720
00:48:34,331 --> 00:48:35,874
Go on, give us a tune on that guitar.
721
00:48:38,293 --> 00:48:39,628
- Come on.
- No.
722
00:48:39,628 --> 00:48:42,548
It's not that big of a fucking deal.
Would you just play one song?
723
00:48:46,718 --> 00:48:47,719
Okay.
724
00:48:52,266 --> 00:48:55,102
Ian. Why are you doing this to me?
725
00:48:55,102 --> 00:48:56,436
Come on, you'll be great.
726
00:49:01,149 --> 00:49:02,943
I can play you a song I wrote.
727
00:49:04,653 --> 00:49:06,238
- Okay, yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah?
728
00:49:08,615 --> 00:49:10,659
Oh, my God. Okay.
729
00:49:26,508 --> 00:49:27,509
Yeah.
730
00:49:30,512 --> 00:49:35,684
She goes by the name
731
00:49:36,852 --> 00:49:40,063
Sweet Juanita
732
00:49:43,108 --> 00:49:47,946
She hails from the town
733
00:49:47,946 --> 00:49:50,616
Of Dublin
734
00:49:52,993 --> 00:49:57,414
Her mother was from--
735
00:49:57,414 --> 00:49:59,374
- Blanchardstown?
- Yeah. Blanch--
736
00:49:59,374 --> 00:50:01,793
Blanchardstown
737
00:50:03,587 --> 00:50:07,090
Her father was from...
738
00:50:10,135 --> 00:50:11,136
Come on, Max!
739
00:50:18,185 --> 00:50:21,188
Juanita, Juanita, Juanita, Juanita
740
00:50:30,781 --> 00:50:31,823
They're fabulous.
741
00:50:40,207 --> 00:50:41,208
Can I try that on?
742
00:50:43,335 --> 00:50:44,586
Yeah.
743
00:50:46,588 --> 00:50:47,589
Can we get it?
744
00:50:52,010 --> 00:50:53,011
What's it made of?
745
00:50:54,054 --> 00:50:56,849
It's full of feathers. Goose feathers.
746
00:50:56,849 --> 00:51:00,310
From a golden goose? Anyway, it's too big.
747
00:51:00,310 --> 00:51:01,353
That's the look.
748
00:51:01,353 --> 00:51:03,939
Yeah, for turtles. Come on, let's go!
749
00:51:09,778 --> 00:51:11,780
- Yeah. See that?
- Oh, yeah?
750
00:51:12,698 --> 00:51:15,409
You're making progress.
Your left hand's getting stronger.
751
00:51:15,409 --> 00:51:16,493
Thank you.
752
00:51:16,994 --> 00:51:18,662
I've been thinking about your song.
753
00:51:19,997 --> 00:51:20,831
Okay.
754
00:51:20,831 --> 00:51:22,165
I think it's salvageable.
755
00:51:22,165 --> 00:51:23,625
Good to know.
756
00:51:23,625 --> 00:51:26,420
The problem is that you have
a great opening verse.
757
00:51:26,420 --> 00:51:28,338
But the chorus isn't a lot better.
758
00:51:29,631 --> 00:51:34,178
Now, in my research, I find that choruses
used to be the big deal in a song.
759
00:51:34,761 --> 00:51:36,555
You know, what everyone was waiting for.
760
00:51:37,139 --> 00:51:41,476
But, nowadays, it's not like,
"Here comes the chorus, everyone."
761
00:51:41,476 --> 00:51:44,062
You know, 'cause unless you have
a killer chorus, which you don't,
762
00:51:44,062 --> 00:51:45,522
it's an anticlimax.
763
00:51:45,522 --> 00:51:47,900
So, what you're saying is,
my verse is too good?
764
00:51:48,734 --> 00:51:50,903
Wow.
You are a glass-half-full kind of guy.
765
00:51:51,486 --> 00:51:52,988
I guess that's one way of looking at it.
766
00:51:54,031 --> 00:51:55,699
You play the first verse and sing it,
767
00:51:55,699 --> 00:51:59,536
and then play it again,
and I'll hum what I mean. Ready?
768
00:52:00,621 --> 00:52:01,914
- What, now?
- Yeah.
769
00:52:02,664 --> 00:52:03,874
What about the lesson?
770
00:52:03,874 --> 00:52:06,710
This is the lesson. Go.
771
00:52:06,710 --> 00:52:10,506
Okay. So, you want me to play...
772
00:52:11,590 --> 00:52:17,012
Get in my car
I'll drive you through the canyon
773
00:52:18,597 --> 00:52:21,517
Breathe in Topanga for the day
774
00:52:24,228 --> 00:52:26,605
And when we reach the ocean
775
00:52:26,605 --> 00:52:29,775
And we can't go further west
776
00:52:29,775 --> 00:52:34,112
We'll keep on driving anyway
777
00:52:41,078 --> 00:52:46,792
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la
778
00:52:46,792 --> 00:52:48,210
Do you know what I mean?
779
00:52:48,210 --> 00:52:50,838
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
780
00:52:50,838 --> 00:52:52,422
Up.
781
00:52:52,422 --> 00:52:53,549
La, la
782
00:52:55,425 --> 00:52:57,052
No. It's, like-- That's not it.
783
00:52:57,803 --> 00:53:02,558
- La, la
- La, la, la, la
784
00:53:02,558 --> 00:53:03,642
La
785
00:53:05,310 --> 00:53:06,353
Like...
786
00:53:06,353 --> 00:53:08,689
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
787
00:53:13,777 --> 00:53:15,529
And have a better lyric?
788
00:53:16,113 --> 00:53:17,531
Okay. I'll get right on that.
789
00:53:17,531 --> 00:53:19,283
No, I have a better lyric.
790
00:53:19,992 --> 00:53:20,951
You do?
791
00:53:20,951 --> 00:53:24,496
Yeah, I'll email them.
You can take 'em or leave 'em.
792
00:53:25,789 --> 00:53:29,209
I'll give 'em a shot.
793
00:53:29,209 --> 00:53:31,461
I'll try to fold them in.
I can't promise it'll work.
794
00:53:32,337 --> 00:53:34,840
Okay. Whatever. Can I get 10%?
795
00:53:35,924 --> 00:53:39,845
You can get 100%. I stopped trying
to make money with my music.
796
00:53:39,845 --> 00:53:42,472
I tried that for years.
It almost killed the thing I love.
797
00:53:44,224 --> 00:53:45,225
This is fun.
798
00:53:47,769 --> 00:53:48,770
Yeah.
799
00:53:49,605 --> 00:53:50,981
All right, Flora, see you next week.
800
00:53:51,815 --> 00:53:52,733
Okay.
801
00:53:58,947 --> 00:54:00,532
He's very cute.
802
00:54:00,532 --> 00:54:01,617
Right?
803
00:54:03,410 --> 00:54:06,288
- Shiny new wheels
- You are absolute naturals.
804
00:54:06,288 --> 00:54:07,998
Drop top roof so your man can run
805
00:54:07,998 --> 00:54:10,584
- Gone like poof! when the Garda come
- That's it, girls. Keep it going.
806
00:54:10,584 --> 00:54:13,253
Got wand, got whip, got honey
Got grip, got money, got style
807
00:54:13,921 --> 00:54:15,088
Got caught, so what?
No worry
808
00:54:15,088 --> 00:54:16,757
- Them Guards can't resist my smile
- Sell it.
809
00:54:16,757 --> 00:54:19,801
Got girls appearing
From the North Side
810
00:54:19,801 --> 00:54:21,720
- That's brillo.
- Got girls appearing
811
00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:23,430
From the South Side
812
00:54:23,430 --> 00:54:26,850
Like that
Girls in the back o' my ride
813
00:54:26,850 --> 00:54:30,354
Goin' back to me flat in my Hyundai
814
00:54:31,772 --> 00:54:33,106
Lovely. That's enough.
815
00:54:35,317 --> 00:54:37,402
Right. Now, I say we...
816
00:54:37,402 --> 00:54:38,737
Hey, Samantha.
817
00:54:39,905 --> 00:54:41,073
How are you, Matt?
818
00:54:41,615 --> 00:54:43,700
Why don't you just ask her out,
for waffles?
819
00:54:43,700 --> 00:54:44,785
No way.
820
00:54:47,371 --> 00:54:48,872
- Hiya, Samantha?
- Jesus Christ.
821
00:54:48,872 --> 00:54:50,165
Are you Cheryl's daughter?
822
00:54:50,165 --> 00:54:51,834
Hiya, Flora.
823
00:54:52,459 --> 00:54:53,627
Jesus, you've shot up.
824
00:54:53,627 --> 00:54:55,212
Stop, I know.
Taller than me mother now.
825
00:54:55,212 --> 00:54:57,422
- How's your ma?
- She's grand.
826
00:54:57,422 --> 00:55:00,050
Talks about you all the time.
The crack youse had.
827
00:55:00,717 --> 00:55:02,135
Don't talk to me!
828
00:55:03,053 --> 00:55:05,639
Do you wanna come up
for a bit of dinner with me and Max?
829
00:55:05,639 --> 00:55:06,932
When you wrap?
830
00:55:07,474 --> 00:55:08,392
No, you're grand.
831
00:55:08,392 --> 00:55:10,853
Come on.
Come up for some garlic bread.
832
00:55:11,937 --> 00:55:13,689
Nah. No, thanks.
833
00:55:15,524 --> 00:55:17,860
Right. Okay. See ya.
834
00:55:17,860 --> 00:55:18,944
See ya.
835
00:55:27,119 --> 00:55:28,537
What are you doing right now?
836
00:55:28,537 --> 00:55:29,913
You don't want to know.
837
00:55:29,913 --> 00:55:31,832
Tell me what you feel about her.
838
00:55:32,332 --> 00:55:33,750
I can't stop thinking of her.
839
00:55:33,750 --> 00:55:36,628
Good. Obsession. You're obsessed.
840
00:55:37,129 --> 00:55:38,130
I suppose.
841
00:55:38,630 --> 00:55:40,549
I was obsessed with your da.
842
00:55:41,508 --> 00:55:42,801
I don't care.
843
00:55:42,801 --> 00:55:43,886
So go on.
844
00:55:44,636 --> 00:55:45,888
She's totally out of me league.
845
00:55:45,888 --> 00:55:47,097
No, she's not.
846
00:55:47,097 --> 00:55:49,183
Yeah, she is. She gets off with Keith.
847
00:55:49,766 --> 00:55:51,768
She thinks
that Keith can offer her something.
848
00:55:52,352 --> 00:55:56,023
He's all glamorous and dangerous
with the 1,000-euro jackets.
849
00:55:56,023 --> 00:56:00,319
She needs to know that when she's done
with her gangster, you'll be there.
850
00:56:01,278 --> 00:56:02,821
That's you. The red.
851
00:56:04,740 --> 00:56:06,074
If we had an external microphone,
852
00:56:06,074 --> 00:56:07,993
- the quality would be much better.
- Yeah.
853
00:56:07,993 --> 00:56:10,495
- Do you want me to put reverb on?
- Yeah, can you?
854
00:56:10,495 --> 00:56:11,580
Yeah.
855
00:56:26,512 --> 00:56:28,597
That's cool.
Do it better and I'll loop it.
856
00:56:43,153 --> 00:56:44,404
Right. Write these down.
857
00:56:47,741 --> 00:56:48,659
- Go.
- You ready?
858
00:56:48,659 --> 00:56:49,576
Yeah.
859
00:56:49,576 --> 00:56:51,411
And when you're done getting knocked down.
860
00:56:52,746 --> 00:56:54,665
And when you're done getting up again.
861
00:56:57,876 --> 00:57:01,755
And when you're down on the canvas, baby...
862
00:57:03,257 --> 00:57:04,216
I'll-- Come on.
863
00:57:04,216 --> 00:57:07,302
"And when you're down on the canvas...
864
00:57:07,302 --> 00:57:08,387
- ...baby...
- ...baby."
865
00:57:08,887 --> 00:57:11,932
I'll be the one that
never counts your heart out.
866
00:57:11,932 --> 00:57:13,433
I'll be the one in your corner.
867
00:57:13,934 --> 00:57:15,602
I like that boxing metaphor.
868
00:57:21,191 --> 00:57:25,362
I'll be the one
I'll be the one
869
00:57:25,362 --> 00:57:26,864
I'll be the one
870
00:57:31,493 --> 00:57:32,828
Now send that to her.
871
00:57:32,828 --> 00:57:34,121
What?
872
00:57:34,121 --> 00:57:37,332
Well, that's the idea.
She has to hear your passion.
873
00:57:37,332 --> 00:57:40,669
It'll knock her off her feet.
Do you have her email?
874
00:57:40,669 --> 00:57:41,753
Are you serious?
875
00:57:43,922 --> 00:57:47,342
In fact, why stop there?
876
00:57:50,679 --> 00:57:52,222
Right, lads,
youse have 20 minutes.
877
00:57:53,307 --> 00:57:56,185
And when you're done
With your boyfriend
878
00:57:57,352 --> 00:58:00,522
And when you're done
With the Tallaght girls
879
00:58:01,773 --> 00:58:04,693
I'll be the one who's waiting
880
00:58:04,693 --> 00:58:07,196
- Come on, sing it to her.
- And when you're done
881
00:58:07,196 --> 00:58:10,073
- With your baby sister
- Sing it to her! She's in the camera,
882
00:58:10,073 --> 00:58:13,410
- in the lens. Think about that.
- Banging the wall of your bedroom
883
00:58:13,410 --> 00:58:15,787
- Look at her.
- And when you're done
884
00:58:15,787 --> 00:58:17,789
- With the street drugs
- Get angry.
885
00:58:17,789 --> 00:58:20,000
- You know what I mean? Think about Keith.
- And when you're done
886
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:21,084
With the stolen cars
887
00:58:21,084 --> 00:58:22,753
That's it. Move your shoulders.
888
00:58:22,753 --> 00:58:24,046
And when you've run
889
00:58:24,046 --> 00:58:25,672
- All your red lights
- That's it.
890
00:58:25,672 --> 00:58:28,300
- Move your face. Express yourself.
- I'll be the one
891
00:58:28,300 --> 00:58:30,677
Who would run through
The night for you
892
00:58:30,677 --> 00:58:33,680
- Get angry! Come on. Think about it.
- I'll be the ghost in your headlights
893
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:36,517
- I'll slap that phone out of your hand.
- And when you're done
894
00:58:36,517 --> 00:58:38,310
- With your college
- Okay.
895
00:58:38,310 --> 00:58:40,979
- Okay, I want you to think about her now.
- And when you're done
896
00:58:40,979 --> 00:58:43,732
- With the college boys
- I want you to think about her with Keith.
897
00:58:43,732 --> 00:58:47,569
When you think you know
What the world is, darlin'
898
00:58:48,153 --> 00:58:51,907
- I'll be the one getting educated
- How does that make you feel in here?
899
00:58:51,907 --> 00:58:54,826
'Cause I wanna know everything
About you
900
00:58:56,495 --> 00:59:00,207
I'll be the one
I'll be the one
901
00:59:00,791 --> 00:59:04,294
I'll be the one
I'll be the one
902
00:59:04,878 --> 00:59:08,674
I'll be the one
I'll be the one
903
00:59:08,674 --> 00:59:12,261
And when you're done
Getting knocked down
904
00:59:12,261 --> 00:59:16,557
- That's it. Now I like it. Now I'm happy.
- And when you're done getting up again
905
00:59:17,599 --> 00:59:21,603
And when you're down
On the canvas, baby
906
00:59:21,603 --> 00:59:24,231
I'll be the one that never counts
907
00:59:24,231 --> 00:59:26,066
- Your heart out
- What about "Flora and her Son"?
908
00:59:27,317 --> 00:59:28,569
"Flora and her Son"?
909
00:59:29,069 --> 00:59:30,612
What about "Max and his Ma"?
910
00:59:30,612 --> 00:59:34,116
I'll be the one
I'll be the one
911
00:59:34,825 --> 00:59:37,786
I'll be the one
I'll be the one
912
00:59:38,704 --> 00:59:46,503
I'll be the one
I'll be the one
913
00:59:47,129 --> 00:59:51,258
I'll be the one
I'll be the one
914
00:59:51,258 --> 00:59:52,759
I'll be the one
I'll--
915
00:59:55,345 --> 00:59:56,597
Now send that to her.
916
00:59:59,766 --> 01:00:03,979
Fuck! I need the room.
I'm late for my lesson.
917
01:00:04,646 --> 01:00:06,064
I can't. I'm editing the video.
918
01:00:06,648 --> 01:00:08,275
What about my lesson, Max?
919
01:00:08,275 --> 01:00:09,443
I can't help you.
920
01:00:28,629 --> 01:00:32,799
I worked on that idea of yours.
For my song.
921
01:00:32,799 --> 01:00:34,384
- You wanna hear it?
- Yeah.
922
01:00:35,052 --> 01:00:36,595
You got your lyrics handy?
923
01:00:49,608 --> 01:00:55,531
Get in my car
I'll drive you through the canyon
924
01:00:56,782 --> 01:00:59,993
Breathe in Topanga for the day
925
01:01:02,704 --> 01:01:05,207
And when we reach the ocean
926
01:01:05,207 --> 01:01:07,960
And we can't go further west
927
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:12,631
We'll keep on driving anyway
928
01:01:13,715 --> 01:01:14,716
Now you go ahead.
929
01:01:15,467 --> 01:01:20,931
I'll take you down to Dollymount
930
01:01:23,183 --> 01:01:25,811
And we'll fuck behind the dunes
931
01:01:27,980 --> 01:01:33,360
I'll kiss your mouth
All whiskey breath
932
01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:38,323
And then I'll leave
Your heart in ruins
933
01:01:38,323 --> 01:01:39,283
Sing with me.
934
01:01:39,283 --> 01:01:41,827
Maybe we should meet
In the middle
935
01:01:44,913 --> 01:01:51,211
Maybe we could find
A little city no one knows
936
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:57,759
And if they just gave us
A minute on our own
937
01:01:58,510 --> 01:02:00,929
Maybe we could call it home
938
01:02:06,018 --> 01:02:11,690
Forget the stars of Hollywood
939
01:02:13,609 --> 01:02:16,695
Or big old houses in Bel Air
940
01:02:19,364 --> 01:02:24,786
I can introduce you
To the angels of my city
941
01:02:24,786 --> 01:02:29,124
But we'll find them anywhere
942
01:02:31,502 --> 01:02:37,090
I'll drag you around town by your ear
943
01:02:39,218 --> 01:02:41,803
Still wringing from the rain
944
01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:49,728
I'll buy you chips and tea and beer
945
01:02:49,728 --> 01:02:54,608
And then I'll crush your heart again
946
01:02:55,692 --> 01:02:58,111
Maybe we should meet
In the middle
947
01:03:01,156 --> 01:03:07,287
Maybe we could find
A little city no one knows
948
01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:13,585
And if we just gave us
A minute on our own
949
01:03:16,129 --> 01:03:20,509
A minute on our own
950
01:03:21,260 --> 01:03:23,846
Maybe we could call it home
951
01:03:27,599 --> 01:03:32,813
Maybe we could call it home
952
01:03:38,193 --> 01:03:39,862
So now it just needs a killer bridge.
953
01:03:41,154 --> 01:03:42,030
What's a bridge?
954
01:03:42,948 --> 01:03:47,828
A bridge is a change for eight bars
after the second chorus.
955
01:03:49,246 --> 01:03:50,247
Okay.
956
01:03:51,748 --> 01:03:53,709
- It sounds amazing.
- It's better, right?
957
01:03:53,709 --> 01:03:55,669
Yeah. It actually works.
958
01:03:56,712 --> 01:03:58,463
I really struggled with that song.
959
01:03:59,756 --> 01:04:03,677
It's very intimate, isn't it?
Singing together like that.
960
01:04:05,804 --> 01:04:06,805
It's a bit like...
961
01:04:09,266 --> 01:04:10,809
we've just made love or something.
962
01:04:11,310 --> 01:04:13,979
- No, it's not like that.
- In a way though.
963
01:04:15,063 --> 01:04:17,816
I do feel a little bit naked right now.
964
01:04:19,193 --> 01:04:21,028
I think music is all about romance.
965
01:04:21,945 --> 01:04:24,489
I mean, look at A Star is Born.
966
01:04:25,657 --> 01:04:26,950
Not if I don't have to.
967
01:04:28,368 --> 01:04:32,206
How come the way things are
are never enough for you?
968
01:04:33,207 --> 01:04:37,461
They never were.
I was always pushing things.
969
01:04:37,461 --> 01:04:40,130
- Finding ways of getting outside meself.
- Like how?
970
01:04:42,132 --> 01:04:42,966
Like...
971
01:04:45,135 --> 01:04:47,012
leaving school before everyone else.
972
01:04:49,181 --> 01:04:52,434
And then getting pregnant
and not getting an abortion
973
01:04:52,434 --> 01:04:54,394
when everyone was telling me to.
974
01:04:55,687 --> 01:04:58,941
I thought getting pregnant
might make me feel different.
975
01:05:00,692 --> 01:05:04,112
I thought giving birth, I'd be reborn.
976
01:05:06,448 --> 01:05:08,534
Then I was stoned during most
of his childhood.
977
01:05:09,952 --> 01:05:12,412
I was drunk for the birth of both my kids.
978
01:05:12,412 --> 01:05:13,705
Like in a bar?
979
01:05:13,705 --> 01:05:16,333
- Like in the delivery room.
- Wow.
980
01:05:17,876 --> 01:05:20,170
That's hard-core.
Bet your wife loved that.
981
01:05:20,170 --> 01:05:24,132
Right? She's the one pushing
a nine-pound human through her vagina,
982
01:05:24,132 --> 01:05:26,510
and I'm the one that's breaking.
983
01:05:30,472 --> 01:05:32,391
Never admitted that to anybody before.
984
01:05:34,142 --> 01:05:38,272
I was drunk
the whole first ten years of their lives.
985
01:05:39,690 --> 01:05:41,024
What got you clean?
986
01:05:41,024 --> 01:05:44,903
Well, having kids started it,
and AA kept me off.
987
01:05:44,903 --> 01:05:48,240
And really just learning
to put them first.
988
01:05:53,787 --> 01:05:56,790
- Is that the dawn behind you?
- Christ, it is.
989
01:05:57,916 --> 01:06:00,544
- Is that the sunset behind you?
- Uh-huh.
990
01:06:01,044 --> 01:06:02,379
We've been up all night.
991
01:06:03,922 --> 01:06:07,092
So, this is like pillow talk?
992
01:06:07,092 --> 01:06:09,094
No, you owe me for six hours.
993
01:06:10,262 --> 01:06:11,263
I do not.
994
01:06:11,763 --> 01:06:13,307
No, I like talking to you.
995
01:06:13,307 --> 01:06:16,727
I don't know why,
'cause nothing you say makes any sense.
996
01:06:21,398 --> 01:06:22,399
Is that all?
997
01:06:23,859 --> 01:06:25,611
Nothing's ever enough for you, is it?
998
01:06:26,987 --> 01:06:29,823
Are you saying you don't
find me a teeny bit attractive
999
01:06:29,823 --> 01:06:32,159
- when I'm singing that song with you?
- You're my student.
1000
01:06:32,159 --> 01:06:33,785
- So?
- It's inappropriate.
1001
01:06:33,785 --> 01:06:36,705
Who's going to cancel you?
You're already no one.
1002
01:06:42,503 --> 01:06:44,505
I don't think I could
start something with somebody
1003
01:06:44,505 --> 01:06:46,298
halfway across the planet,
through a screen.
1004
01:06:46,298 --> 01:06:49,343
My heart couldn't take it.
1005
01:06:51,261 --> 01:06:52,429
I'm not 19.
1006
01:06:53,764 --> 01:06:55,265
Life's lonely enough as it is.
1007
01:07:01,438 --> 01:07:02,439
I could get a plane.
1008
01:07:05,734 --> 01:07:06,735
So could I.
1009
01:07:07,611 --> 01:07:08,862
Well, then we'd miss each other.
1010
01:07:10,572 --> 01:07:11,740
You're not coming here.
1011
01:07:12,241 --> 01:07:14,535
It would be like walking
into a live soap opera.
1012
01:07:16,078 --> 01:07:19,373
Plus, I wanna see LA.
This isn't all about you.
1013
01:07:25,838 --> 01:07:28,090
I could play our song
for some friends in the business.
1014
01:07:30,008 --> 01:07:31,093
Ten percent.
1015
01:07:34,429 --> 01:07:36,014
I'd pick you up at the airport.
1016
01:07:38,100 --> 01:07:39,101
You'd better.
1017
01:07:40,185 --> 01:07:41,562
Get yourself over here then.
1018
01:08:15,971 --> 01:08:19,933
So, what's so important it couldn't wait
till we swap him over?
1019
01:08:20,434 --> 01:08:21,768
Sit down. Relax.
1020
01:08:29,067 --> 01:08:31,862
- Want a glass of wine?
- Wine, Flora?
1021
01:08:31,862 --> 01:08:34,238
At ten o'clock in the morning? No.
1022
01:08:41,580 --> 01:08:43,122
Few gurgles during the day.
1023
01:08:46,417 --> 01:08:48,337
How would you feel
about looking after Max for a bit?
1024
01:08:49,004 --> 01:08:51,298
While I sorta found meself.
1025
01:08:52,131 --> 01:08:53,550
I didn't know you were lost.
1026
01:08:54,593 --> 01:08:57,970
Yeah, well, I haven't left Dublin in,
like, ten years.
1027
01:08:58,639 --> 01:09:00,765
Where you thinking of going? Cork? Galway?
1028
01:09:01,892 --> 01:09:04,978
Yeah. Or LA, or--
1029
01:09:04,978 --> 01:09:08,982
What? Could you pick
somewhere further away?
1030
01:09:08,982 --> 01:09:10,484
That's sort of the point.
1031
01:09:12,319 --> 01:09:13,319
I see.
1032
01:09:14,112 --> 01:09:17,491
This is about
the fucking guitar guy, is it? Jeff.
1033
01:09:18,158 --> 01:09:20,661
I don't even know if he lives in LA.
This is about me.
1034
01:09:21,578 --> 01:09:22,787
Look, it doesn't matter.
1035
01:09:23,705 --> 01:09:25,374
Can't be looking after Max.
1036
01:09:25,374 --> 01:09:27,584
You couldn't have picked
a worse fucking time.
1037
01:09:27,584 --> 01:09:28,794
Why?
1038
01:09:29,377 --> 01:09:32,464
I'm starting up a wedding band
with the lads outta Indigo Void.
1039
01:09:34,258 --> 01:09:38,470
Imagine this now, all right,
me and the lads all in tuxes, shades on.
1040
01:09:39,429 --> 01:09:45,060
A whole fucking Rat Pack, Tarantino vibe.
Fucking savage.
1041
01:09:45,060 --> 01:09:47,229
The beach is down the road from his house.
1042
01:09:48,772 --> 01:09:50,064
And it's constantly sunny.
1043
01:09:50,941 --> 01:09:54,278
And he has a pool in his yard
that he put in himself.
1044
01:09:55,028 --> 01:09:57,865
Imagine Ian doing that.
He'd fucking drown.
1045
01:09:57,865 --> 01:10:00,868
Do you know it's been 12 years
since I had a bathing suit on?
1046
01:10:00,868 --> 01:10:02,911
You lucky bitch. Can I come?
1047
01:10:02,911 --> 01:10:04,746
And if things don't work out, that's fine.
1048
01:10:05,247 --> 01:10:06,456
I just come home, right?
1049
01:10:07,249 --> 01:10:09,710
But I get to say I did something brave.
1050
01:10:09,710 --> 01:10:13,797
For once in me life. Something about me.
1051
01:10:14,756 --> 01:10:17,301
Hasn't most of your life
been a little bit about you?
1052
01:10:17,801 --> 01:10:19,970
- What are you talking about?
- Nothing.
1053
01:10:19,970 --> 01:10:23,223
I'm just saying, like,
you've always followed your own thing.
1054
01:10:23,807 --> 01:10:25,434
Are you for me or against me?
1055
01:10:25,434 --> 01:10:28,395
Look, I'm totally into you going
to LA to fuck this guy.
1056
01:10:29,146 --> 01:10:31,815
Maybe get your song heard
by a couple of friends of his.
1057
01:10:32,900 --> 01:10:34,026
Totally into that story.
1058
01:10:34,526 --> 01:10:37,821
But last time I checked,
miners and frontline workers were brave.
1059
01:10:39,865 --> 01:10:41,033
Speaking of brave...
1060
01:10:43,285 --> 01:10:44,995
would you look after Max for a bit?
1061
01:10:45,495 --> 01:10:46,496
Excuse me?
1062
01:10:47,414 --> 01:10:49,750
You've known him his whole life.
He trusts you.
1063
01:10:51,043 --> 01:10:53,921
Plus, you have that spare room
since your brother moved out.
1064
01:10:55,297 --> 01:10:57,674
- It's only for a month or so.
- No, I can't.
1065
01:10:58,634 --> 01:11:00,719
- I wouldn't ask just anyone.
- Yeah, you would.
1066
01:11:00,719 --> 01:11:02,012
What do you mean by that?
1067
01:11:03,889 --> 01:11:08,060
I have a job. I live with me mam.
I have Shania.
1068
01:11:08,060 --> 01:11:09,561
Much and all as I love you,
1069
01:11:09,561 --> 01:11:11,146
I can't be looking after
your nutter son as well.
1070
01:11:11,146 --> 01:11:13,315
I've never asked you
to do anything with Max.
1071
01:11:13,315 --> 01:11:15,609
Yeah, but I was there
for if you needed me to.
1072
01:11:15,609 --> 01:11:18,904
That's not good enough. You never offered.
1073
01:11:20,113 --> 01:11:21,782
Everyone says they care.
1074
01:11:22,491 --> 01:11:25,452
Every bloke I've met is all,
"You have a kid.
1075
01:11:25,452 --> 01:11:28,497
Deadly. Let's give it a go.
I'll rise to the occasion."
1076
01:11:28,497 --> 01:11:30,040
And then they fucking disappear.
1077
01:11:31,041 --> 01:11:34,002
And all me so-called mates are like,
"You and Max are so cute."
1078
01:11:34,002 --> 01:11:35,963
But then they're off to Spain
on their holidays,
1079
01:11:35,963 --> 01:11:37,840
and "they don't take kids at this resort."
1080
01:11:38,340 --> 01:11:40,133
Or ask them
to fucking do something for you,
1081
01:11:40,133 --> 01:11:41,802
and they're nowhere to be found.
1082
01:11:41,802 --> 01:11:44,847
They never babysat.
They never picked him up from school.
1083
01:11:44,847 --> 01:11:47,850
They never asked me what I might want
or what my needs are.
1084
01:11:48,350 --> 01:11:50,978
Since I was 17,
with a screaming child on me lap,
1085
01:11:50,978 --> 01:11:54,106
doing me head in, while youse were all
living your fucking lives.
1086
01:11:55,107 --> 01:11:56,525
Now I want to live my life!
1087
01:11:56,525 --> 01:11:59,069
Should have thought about that
14 years ago, shouldn't you?
1088
01:11:59,069 --> 01:12:00,612
Do you think I wanted that child?
1089
01:12:00,612 --> 01:12:02,573
We were all fucking like rabbits.
So I don't know.
1090
01:12:02,573 --> 01:12:04,199
Maybe you did. Maybe you didn't.
1091
01:12:04,199 --> 01:12:06,451
But you didn't get the boat
to London, did you?
1092
01:12:06,952 --> 01:12:10,080
That was your call. Now don't be asking
other people to pick up the pieces.
1093
01:12:27,389 --> 01:12:28,432
Hey!
1094
01:12:28,432 --> 01:12:29,474
Stop him!
1095
01:12:44,781 --> 01:12:46,742
- Hello?
- Flora, it's Guard O'Connelly here.
1096
01:12:46,742 --> 01:12:48,827
We have Max again at the station.
Can you come down?
1097
01:12:49,328 --> 01:12:50,537
For fuck's sake.
1098
01:12:58,003 --> 01:12:58,837
Right.
1099
01:12:58,837 --> 01:13:02,549
So young Max here stole
an expensive piece of studio equipment
1100
01:13:02,549 --> 01:13:05,427
from a shop on Wicklow Street,
causing the shop owner to give chase.
1101
01:13:05,427 --> 01:13:08,138
- How expensive was it?
- That's not the point.
1102
01:13:08,889 --> 01:13:10,891
He's way past the number
of thefts and charges
1103
01:13:10,891 --> 01:13:13,977
where we can keep him out of court
and very likely a correctional facility.
1104
01:13:13,977 --> 01:13:15,979
- Are you joking me?
- No.
1105
01:13:17,523 --> 01:13:19,441
Guard,
there's gotta be some way to fix this.
1106
01:13:19,441 --> 01:13:21,610
- You're all he's got.
- No, Flora, I'm done with him.
1107
01:13:21,610 --> 01:13:23,820
He's been robbing
since he's been in short trousers.
1108
01:13:23,820 --> 01:13:24,905
He's a waste of space.
1109
01:13:24,905 --> 01:13:28,242
There's a time when you run out of road,
and it's that time.
1110
01:13:28,951 --> 01:13:31,161
Like I said, I've tried everything.
1111
01:13:34,039 --> 01:13:35,374
And so have you, Flora.
1112
01:13:35,374 --> 01:13:36,458
Good luck, kid.
1113
01:13:38,752 --> 01:13:40,838
Lads, get that fella up
from the cell there.
1114
01:13:40,838 --> 01:13:42,714
I want him in Interview Two, yeah?
1115
01:13:45,884 --> 01:13:48,387
A fucking 400-euro synthesizer?
1116
01:13:48,387 --> 01:13:50,681
- I told you I needed the right gear.
- For what?
1117
01:13:51,181 --> 01:13:53,684
To rerecord that song. It sounded rubbish.
1118
01:13:54,434 --> 01:13:58,689
Who are you, fucking Drake?
It's just a bleeding song on your laptop.
1119
01:13:59,815 --> 01:14:01,358
Did you not send her your video?
1120
01:14:01,358 --> 01:14:05,195
Yeah, I did. She hated it.
She thought it was real creepy.
1121
01:14:05,904 --> 01:14:06,905
Well, fuck her then.
1122
01:14:07,698 --> 01:14:08,949
It's all your fault.
1123
01:14:08,949 --> 01:14:11,410
Getting me to stare
into the camera all intense.
1124
01:14:11,410 --> 01:14:14,621
In me shorts, like a weirdo.
She doesn't want to see that.
1125
01:14:14,621 --> 01:14:16,248
What does she want to see then?
1126
01:14:16,248 --> 01:14:17,499
You wouldn't understand.
1127
01:14:19,251 --> 01:14:20,377
I want to do it right.
1128
01:14:21,128 --> 01:14:24,882
Well, I'm sure she'll give you loads
of attention when you're behind bars.
1129
01:14:24,882 --> 01:14:26,216
Women love criminals.
1130
01:14:26,717 --> 01:14:30,262
Oh, for fuck's sake.
What movie are you in?
1131
01:14:30,762 --> 01:14:33,599
One without you in it.
I mean, what do you care?
1132
01:14:33,599 --> 01:14:35,267
You'll be in LA with your boyfriend.
1133
01:14:35,267 --> 01:14:36,685
He's not my boyfriend.
1134
01:14:37,853 --> 01:14:39,354
Anyway, how do you know about that?
1135
01:14:39,354 --> 01:14:40,939
We live in a fucking shoebox.
1136
01:14:41,648 --> 01:14:42,858
I'll be grand with that.
1137
01:14:42,858 --> 01:14:44,693
You know, just get out of me way, woman.
1138
01:14:45,986 --> 01:14:46,987
Gladly!
1139
01:14:51,992 --> 01:14:54,369
I've just come
from his free legal aid lawyer.
1140
01:14:55,078 --> 01:14:57,539
They say he's defo gonna serve some time.
1141
01:14:57,539 --> 01:15:00,792
Little fucking bollocks.
He's been given so many chances.
1142
01:15:00,792 --> 01:15:03,962
I know.
Do you wanna let on we're still together?
1143
01:15:05,464 --> 01:15:08,342
When we stand up in court.
Judges like that.
1144
01:15:09,760 --> 01:15:10,761
Yeah.
1145
01:15:12,721 --> 01:15:16,683
Flora, look-- Those places get a bad rep,
1146
01:15:16,683 --> 01:15:19,728
but they're not what they used to be,
you know.
1147
01:15:19,728 --> 01:15:22,189
They're more like a school now
than a detention center.
1148
01:15:23,732 --> 01:15:28,403
They've got football pitches in them.
Art shit. Wi-Fi.
1149
01:15:29,279 --> 01:15:32,366
They're very fucking progressive,
you know.
1150
01:15:33,283 --> 01:15:34,785
It might be the best thing for him.
1151
01:15:35,285 --> 01:15:39,665
Just having to man up,
you know, look out for himself.
1152
01:15:40,415 --> 01:15:43,210
Make friends. Negotiate. People skills.
1153
01:15:43,210 --> 01:15:46,046
He's just been sitting around
on his hole doing nothing.
1154
01:15:46,672 --> 01:15:49,508
But this would give us
the time we were talking about.
1155
01:15:50,592 --> 01:15:54,304
For your dreams and my various projects.
1156
01:15:55,556 --> 01:15:58,350
We've been doing nothing
but parenting him for the last 14 years.
1157
01:15:59,268 --> 01:16:01,019
How's he gonna have any respect for us
1158
01:16:01,019 --> 01:16:02,855
if we're just waiting around on him
all the time?
1159
01:16:03,647 --> 01:16:04,982
He needs to know who I am.
1160
01:16:06,942 --> 01:16:08,777
And he needs to know who you are, Flora.
1161
01:16:10,279 --> 01:16:11,947
I'll see you in court on Tuesday.
1162
01:16:15,826 --> 01:16:16,827
This way.
1163
01:16:22,124 --> 01:16:24,126
Can you see me?
I don't think you fucking care.
1164
01:16:24,126 --> 01:16:25,502
Could you hurry up, please?
1165
01:16:25,502 --> 01:16:27,546
Thank you very fucking much for your time.
1166
01:16:27,546 --> 01:16:29,965
Treating us like criminals.
Following us out. Do you mind?
1167
01:16:29,965 --> 01:16:31,925
I'll tell you something.
She better not come in here...
1168
01:16:33,677 --> 01:16:36,221
- Did you text him?
- Yeah, twice.
1169
01:16:37,389 --> 01:16:38,557
I'll text him again.
1170
01:16:38,557 --> 01:16:41,059
Pick up your phone, you fucking asshole.
1171
01:16:41,059 --> 01:16:42,644
This is the one thing you need to be at,
1172
01:16:42,644 --> 01:16:45,230
and you're sitting
on your arse playing video games.
1173
01:16:45,230 --> 01:16:47,482
I've been texting you all morning,
you fucking asshole.
1174
01:16:47,482 --> 01:16:48,567
Get over here.
1175
01:16:51,528 --> 01:16:53,363
This case is now adjourned.
1176
01:16:56,825 --> 01:16:59,536
Next case on the ballot
is the state versus...
1177
01:17:00,329 --> 01:17:02,289
Can the defendant please step forward?
1178
01:17:36,198 --> 01:17:39,243
Next case on the ballot is Max Mulvey.
1179
01:17:42,579 --> 01:17:44,456
Any previous offenses?
1180
01:17:44,456 --> 01:17:45,916
Six.
1181
01:17:48,836 --> 01:17:52,256
Max is an excellent student
when he applies himself.
1182
01:17:53,465 --> 01:17:55,467
There's been drug use
with both his parents.
1183
01:17:55,467 --> 01:17:59,596
His father is a musician,
but the band split up
1184
01:17:59,596 --> 01:18:01,515
and he's struggled ever since.
1185
01:18:01,515 --> 01:18:06,270
His mother
has been holding down various jobs as a--
1186
01:18:06,270 --> 01:18:09,314
a mother's helper.
Commutes an hour a day.
1187
01:18:10,274 --> 01:18:12,693
He excels in music--
1188
01:18:12,693 --> 01:18:14,611
I presume you're the defendant's mother?
1189
01:18:14,611 --> 01:18:16,071
Yes, Judge.
1190
01:18:16,947 --> 01:18:18,532
His father was supposed
to be here as well,
1191
01:18:18,532 --> 01:18:20,284
but he couldn't get out of work.
1192
01:18:20,284 --> 01:18:21,743
He lives with you both?
1193
01:18:21,743 --> 01:18:24,454
Yes, we both live with him. At two houses.
1194
01:18:24,454 --> 01:18:27,332
- We both take care of him.
- I asked where Max lived.
1195
01:18:28,250 --> 01:18:30,544
Yes, Judge, he lives with both of us.
1196
01:18:30,544 --> 01:18:33,881
But at two houses, mine and me husband's.
1197
01:18:35,549 --> 01:18:38,594
It seems to me a couple of months
in a strict supervision environment
1198
01:18:38,594 --> 01:18:41,889
might teach you to respect
the efforts your parents have made.
1199
01:18:43,223 --> 01:18:47,019
I'm going to impose
an eight-week sentence on you, Mr. Mulvey,
1200
01:18:47,019 --> 01:18:51,148
in a juvenile correctional facility,
and one year's probation.
1201
01:18:52,399 --> 01:18:53,901
I hope you learn your lesson in there,
1202
01:18:53,901 --> 01:18:56,320
and that I won't be seeing you again
in my courtroom.
1203
01:18:57,779 --> 01:18:59,573
- I don't care.
- Good man.
1204
01:18:59,573 --> 01:19:01,033
That's very harsh.
1205
01:19:02,910 --> 01:19:05,204
- Can I ask you a question?
- Go ahead.
1206
01:19:05,704 --> 01:19:06,872
Are you a mother?
1207
01:19:06,872 --> 01:19:09,166
- Completely irrelevant.
- Right.
1208
01:19:09,166 --> 01:19:12,377
But I believe if I weren't,
I would have imposed a harsher sentence.
1209
01:19:12,878 --> 01:19:14,463
If the shop owner has his gear back,
1210
01:19:14,463 --> 01:19:16,423
- what's the point in sending him in there?
- Madam--
1211
01:19:16,423 --> 01:19:18,509
I'll do whatever it takes
to figure this out.
1212
01:19:18,509 --> 01:19:19,885
And what would that be?
1213
01:19:20,802 --> 01:19:23,722
I have 500 euros put away.
I can give it to the shop owner.
1214
01:19:24,389 --> 01:19:27,267
And if he's satisfied with that,
then he might drop the charges.
1215
01:19:27,267 --> 01:19:31,104
Otherwise, what's the point in sending him
in there and breaking up me family?
1216
01:19:33,023 --> 01:19:34,358
Without him, I have nothing.
1217
01:19:35,150 --> 01:19:36,443
The owner isn't here.
1218
01:19:36,443 --> 01:19:38,820
And this is a legal matter,
not a financial one.
1219
01:19:39,404 --> 01:19:42,366
Max has been on the liaison program
for half his life.
1220
01:19:42,366 --> 01:19:45,994
I'd be making a mockery of it
if I didn't impose a custodial sentence.
1221
01:19:46,495 --> 01:19:49,248
But in the light of your efforts,
I'll reduce it.
1222
01:19:50,249 --> 01:19:52,751
Four weeks and a year's probation.
1223
01:20:00,801 --> 01:20:03,136
- You did brilliant.
- No, I didn't.
1224
01:20:04,763 --> 01:20:07,599
- I'll be grand in there.
- No, you won't.
1225
01:20:08,392 --> 01:20:09,810
I will now, Ma.
1226
01:20:15,691 --> 01:20:16,859
Thanks, Ma.
1227
01:20:19,987 --> 01:20:21,071
Okay, Son.
1228
01:20:23,866 --> 01:20:25,033
You're okay.
1229
01:20:39,256 --> 01:20:41,466
So, I'm not coming to visit you.
1230
01:20:42,634 --> 01:20:45,387
When he gets out I might come,
but I'd have to bring him.
1231
01:20:47,055 --> 01:20:47,931
How annoying is he?
1232
01:20:49,057 --> 01:20:50,100
Very annoying.
1233
01:20:50,100 --> 01:20:51,185
Yeah.
1234
01:20:53,353 --> 01:20:55,898
Oh, shit. I'm not gonna be able
to play you my song.
1235
01:20:55,898 --> 01:20:57,232
Which song?
1236
01:20:57,232 --> 01:20:58,567
The song I wrote about you.
1237
01:20:59,193 --> 01:21:01,445
- You wrote a song about me?
- Yeah.
1238
01:21:02,529 --> 01:21:03,906
It's about, you know,
1239
01:21:03,906 --> 01:21:06,867
your soul and the time we've spent
and who you are.
1240
01:21:07,701 --> 01:21:08,702
What's it called?
1241
01:21:09,661 --> 01:21:10,954
"Crazy Irish Bitch."
1242
01:21:15,167 --> 01:21:17,336
I haven't written a new song
in a long time.
1243
01:21:17,961 --> 01:21:20,589
I just didn't feel like I had much
to write about in life,
1244
01:21:20,589 --> 01:21:24,134
but I did, I guess. So thanks.
1245
01:21:24,718 --> 01:21:25,719
You're welcome.
1246
01:21:27,012 --> 01:21:28,222
So I'm your muse?
1247
01:21:28,847 --> 01:21:29,848
Yeah.
1248
01:21:30,516 --> 01:21:33,101
Although nowadays you're supposed
to be offended by that, right?
1249
01:21:33,101 --> 01:21:36,063
Fuck that. Feels great. I wanna hear it.
1250
01:21:37,523 --> 01:21:38,732
I'll record it for you.
1251
01:22:01,547 --> 01:22:03,549
Hi, Judge. Do you have a second?
1252
01:22:04,049 --> 01:22:06,343
I'm the mad one from court the other week.
1253
01:22:06,343 --> 01:22:08,136
I know who you are. What is it?
1254
01:22:08,136 --> 01:22:11,265
Would you just make one small change
to your sentence?
1255
01:22:11,849 --> 01:22:14,518
It's just a detail,
but you could help make it happen.
1256
01:22:14,518 --> 01:22:15,435
What is it?
1257
01:22:16,061 --> 01:22:18,063
Would you let him
bring his music stuff with him?
1258
01:22:18,564 --> 01:22:21,400
The info pack says
there's no personal items,
1259
01:22:21,400 --> 01:22:23,735
but he has his headphones
and a microphone.
1260
01:22:24,653 --> 01:22:27,531
I think it will be very good for him
to continue with his music,
1261
01:22:28,031 --> 01:22:30,075
especially with all this time
on his hands.
1262
01:22:30,576 --> 01:22:32,619
I don't see why I couldn't look into that.
1263
01:22:42,337 --> 01:22:44,590
- That's the one you want?
- Yeah.
1264
01:22:44,590 --> 01:22:47,426
That's the one Keith has. It's class.
1265
01:22:47,426 --> 01:22:49,136
And that's a good microphone?
1266
01:22:50,137 --> 01:22:52,848
Yeah, it's very good
for GarageBand and that.
1267
01:22:53,390 --> 01:22:54,766
It's an all-round good mic.
1268
01:23:05,402 --> 01:23:06,403
Thanks very much.
1269
01:23:09,990 --> 01:23:10,991
Little prick.
1270
01:24:10,425 --> 01:24:13,846
Here, Ma. Check this out
It's just a rough vocal.
1271
01:24:13,846 --> 01:24:15,764
Living in my life
1272
01:24:17,599 --> 01:24:20,018
Living in my hard life
1273
01:24:21,186 --> 01:24:23,522
Living in my life
1274
01:24:36,660 --> 01:24:39,746
...ready to take your order
whenever you're ready.
1275
01:24:56,638 --> 01:24:59,850
Sorry, you're telling me
that the day you did the very thing
1276
01:25:00,350 --> 01:25:01,685
that you got locked up for
1277
01:25:02,603 --> 01:25:04,771
- was the best day of your life?
- Yeah, hands down.
1278
01:25:05,272 --> 01:25:08,483
I felt like I was on fire meself.
I felt alive that day.
1279
01:25:09,359 --> 01:25:12,738
Well, the best day of my life
is the day I get out of this kip.
1280
01:25:12,738 --> 01:25:14,531
Yeah, but that's in the future.
1281
01:25:14,531 --> 01:25:15,908
I'm talking about up to now.
1282
01:25:16,491 --> 01:25:18,452
Well, I haven't had a good day, have I?
1283
01:25:20,996 --> 01:25:22,164
What about you, Max?
1284
01:25:22,664 --> 01:25:26,460
Best day of my life was the day
I made a video with me ma.
1285
01:25:27,002 --> 01:25:28,629
You made a video with your mother?
1286
01:25:28,629 --> 01:25:30,506
- Yeah.
- Well, can we see it?
1287
01:25:30,506 --> 01:25:31,590
No.
1288
01:25:32,090 --> 01:25:33,800
All right, but that's your day?
1289
01:25:34,843 --> 01:25:37,262
Yeah, that was a good day.
1290
01:26:52,337 --> 01:26:54,339
Okay, I'm gonna have
to park this thing properly.
1291
01:26:54,339 --> 01:26:57,134
So I'll see youse inside, all right?
Good luck.
1292
01:26:57,759 --> 01:26:59,720
- Get up with us.
- No.
1293
01:26:59,720 --> 01:27:00,721
- I'll be at the bar.
- Come on.
1294
01:27:00,721 --> 01:27:02,014
Come on. It'll be great.
1295
01:27:02,014 --> 01:27:04,683
Look, no offense, but I'm actually
a professional bass player,
1296
01:27:04,683 --> 01:27:07,936
so I'm not gonna be playing
some random amateur night. Thanks.
1297
01:27:07,936 --> 01:27:11,607
Hey, Da. You weren't at the court.
You have to do this.
1298
01:27:14,109 --> 01:27:15,110
I don't even have me bass.
1299
01:27:15,110 --> 01:27:17,279
I packed it. It's in the back seat.
1300
01:27:17,779 --> 01:27:19,489
Oh, for fuck's sake.
1301
01:27:19,489 --> 01:27:21,783
You're not getting out of this one, Ian.
1302
01:27:21,783 --> 01:27:24,328
Strawberry moon
1303
01:27:24,328 --> 01:27:28,749
Oh, you shine down
You shine down on me
1304
01:27:30,250 --> 01:27:34,004
Another strawberry moon
1305
01:27:52,105 --> 01:27:54,191
- Give it up for Heart.
- Yeah!
1306
01:27:54,900 --> 01:27:58,028
Amazing, isn't she?
Long career ahead of her.
1307
01:27:58,028 --> 01:28:01,907
Now, next up we have "Flora and Son."
1308
01:28:01,907 --> 01:28:03,909
Is that the name of the band? Yeah.
1309
01:28:03,909 --> 01:28:05,285
Flora and Son.
1310
01:28:09,289 --> 01:28:11,667
That's a lot of gear.
Yeah, man, all right.
1311
01:28:16,672 --> 01:28:18,507
- Hey, Jeff.
- Watch this.
1312
01:28:25,222 --> 01:28:28,058
- Are you not gonna be roasting in that?
- Shut up, no. I'll be grand.
1313
01:28:30,269 --> 01:28:34,147
Hiya. This is Jeff.
1314
01:28:34,147 --> 01:28:36,608
He's in LA. Say hello, Jeff.
1315
01:28:36,608 --> 01:28:37,860
Hello, Dublin.
1316
01:28:39,820 --> 01:28:41,446
Always wanted to say that.
1317
01:28:41,446 --> 01:28:44,283
And this is Ian on bass.
1318
01:28:45,033 --> 01:28:47,703
And Max, me son, on keyboards.
1319
01:28:48,620 --> 01:28:52,374
We wrote this song together.
Jeff helped. And Ian, sorta.
1320
01:28:53,834 --> 01:28:57,212
But we thought we'd try it
live for you, if that's all right.
1321
01:28:58,505 --> 01:29:00,966
Okay. I've never done this before.
1322
01:29:00,966 --> 01:29:03,177
I've had diarrhea all week
leading up to this.
1323
01:29:03,177 --> 01:29:04,511
Don't be nervous.
1324
01:29:04,511 --> 01:29:06,430
It's easy for you to say.
This is a Dublin crowd.
1325
01:29:06,430 --> 01:29:07,890
They'll savage me if I fuck it up.
1326
01:29:08,891 --> 01:29:10,017
Okay, you ready?
1327
01:29:11,059 --> 01:29:13,145
One, two, three, four.
1328
01:29:27,868 --> 01:29:34,249
I've been bruised and broken
I've been torn in fucking two
1329
01:29:35,542 --> 01:29:38,670
I've been working and running
1330
01:29:39,630 --> 01:29:42,174
Then I have to run home to you
1331
01:29:43,383 --> 01:29:47,095
And I'm not living in your life
1332
01:29:47,638 --> 01:29:50,140
And you're not living in mine
1333
01:29:50,849 --> 01:29:54,269
We've been getting it wrong forever
1334
01:29:55,229 --> 01:29:57,898
We'll get it right this time
1335
01:29:57,898 --> 01:30:00,651
And live in the high life
1336
01:30:10,327 --> 01:30:13,330
Absolutely not.
1337
01:30:13,956 --> 01:30:17,626
You're a thief
You're a shit thief
1338
01:30:18,335 --> 01:30:20,671
You're always getting caught
1339
01:30:21,630 --> 01:30:25,092
I'm a bitch
But I'm your bitch
1340
01:30:25,968 --> 01:30:28,053
And I'm all you've fucking got
1341
01:30:29,513 --> 01:30:33,058
And I'm not living in your life
1342
01:30:33,684 --> 01:30:36,186
And you're not living in mine
1343
01:30:37,062 --> 01:30:40,524
We all get what we've been given
1344
01:30:41,149 --> 01:30:43,569
But we're not gonna give up tryin'
1345
01:30:44,236 --> 01:30:46,363
To live in the high life
1346
01:30:48,282 --> 01:30:51,159
Living in our high life
1347
01:30:51,869 --> 01:30:54,371
We're up on the high life
1348
01:30:56,081 --> 01:30:59,126
And it's a fine night to feel alive
1349
01:30:59,835 --> 01:31:01,879
Living the high life
1350
01:31:03,714 --> 01:31:06,425
Living in our high life
1351
01:31:07,342 --> 01:31:09,720
We're up on the high life
1352
01:31:11,346 --> 01:31:14,725
And it's a fine night to feel alive
1353
01:31:19,563 --> 01:31:23,025
This song's a love song
1354
01:31:23,817 --> 01:31:24,943
It's not an apology.
1355
01:31:26,904 --> 01:31:30,324
But sometimes I hate you
1356
01:31:31,283 --> 01:31:33,744
Reminding me of me
1357
01:31:35,370 --> 01:31:37,497
Woman, guess we're cut
From the same cloth
1358
01:31:37,497 --> 01:31:39,625
Fourteen years in the same block
1359
01:31:39,625 --> 01:31:41,001
Nine long months in your belly
1360
01:31:41,001 --> 01:31:43,253
Down to the Coombe
And I still wasn't ready
1361
01:31:43,253 --> 01:31:45,047
Three days late I arrived at the party
1362
01:31:45,047 --> 01:31:47,132
Smile on me face
You're welcome, me hearty
1363
01:31:47,132 --> 01:31:48,884
Back to the gaff in the Liberties
1364
01:31:48,884 --> 01:31:50,761
Christening party
Up with the knees
1365
01:31:50,761 --> 01:31:53,138
Girl, we are cut from the same cloth
1366
01:31:53,138 --> 01:31:55,098
All you feel, I feel the same loss
1367
01:31:55,098 --> 01:31:58,227
I see your eyes in the mirror
Saint, angel, devil, sinner
1368
01:31:58,810 --> 01:32:00,479
Still laughin' at life
With our fists up
1369
01:32:00,479 --> 01:32:02,439
Still getting our tea
Down the chip shop
1370
01:32:02,439 --> 01:32:04,650
Still tough
Tongues sharp as a flick-knife
1371
01:32:04,650 --> 01:32:06,443
Still here, still living the high life
1372
01:32:06,443 --> 01:32:09,446
And I'm not living in your life
1373
01:32:09,446 --> 01:32:12,074
And you're not living in mine
1374
01:32:13,158 --> 01:32:16,787
And this song's for all you mothers
1375
01:32:17,538 --> 01:32:19,873
We're all gonna be just fine
1376
01:32:24,294 --> 01:32:26,421
We're living the high life
1377
01:32:27,965 --> 01:32:30,926
Living in our high life
1378
01:32:32,010 --> 01:32:34,096
We're up on the high life
1379
01:32:35,973 --> 01:32:39,726
And it's a fine night to feel alive
1380
01:32:39,726 --> 01:32:43,689
- We're living the high life
- Living the high life
1381
01:32:43,689 --> 01:32:47,568
- Living in our high life
- Living in our...
1382
01:32:47,568 --> 01:32:51,363
- We're up on the high life
- We're up on the high life
1383
01:32:51,363 --> 01:32:54,366
And it's a fine night to feel alive
1384
01:32:55,242 --> 01:32:57,244
Living the high life
1385
01:32:57,244 --> 01:32:58,495
Living the high life!
1386
01:32:59,079 --> 01:33:01,456
Living in our high life
1387
01:33:02,666 --> 01:33:05,127
- We're up on the high life
- Max!
1388
01:33:06,712 --> 01:33:08,881
And it's a fine night to feel alive
1389
01:33:08,881 --> 01:33:10,716
And it's a fine night to feel alive!
1390
01:33:10,716 --> 01:33:13,385
- Living the high life
- Top of the world, Ma.
1391
01:33:14,386 --> 01:33:16,847
Living in our high life
1392
01:33:18,056 --> 01:33:20,142
We're up on the high life
1393
01:33:22,102 --> 01:33:25,189
And it's a fine night to feel alive
1394
01:33:26,023 --> 01:33:27,941
Living the high life
1395
01:33:29,902 --> 01:33:31,778
Living the high life
1396
01:33:33,405 --> 01:33:35,657
We're up on the high life
1397
01:33:41,038 --> 01:33:43,081
You're fucking shite.
1398
01:33:56,178 --> 01:34:00,682
{\an8}Hey. So here's
that song I was telling you about,
1399
01:34:00,682 --> 01:34:04,603
{\an8}that I wanted to play for you
when you got here.
1400
01:34:06,021 --> 01:34:07,481
But I guess I'll play it now.
1401
01:34:17,574 --> 01:34:20,118
If I said purple
1402
01:34:21,119 --> 01:34:23,288
You'd say red
1403
01:34:24,414 --> 01:34:30,379
With your brown hair tumbling
Like an unmade bed
1404
01:34:31,338 --> 01:34:34,341
Then we'd both die laughing
1405
01:34:34,341 --> 01:34:38,011
At something I said
1406
01:34:39,763 --> 01:34:43,308
Talking to you
1407
01:34:45,978 --> 01:34:48,397
I find my point
1408
01:34:49,314 --> 01:34:51,692
And you lose your shit
1409
01:34:52,651 --> 01:34:55,737
There's just so much broken
1410
01:34:55,737 --> 01:34:58,991
That the words can't fix
1411
01:34:59,783 --> 01:35:02,578
And the dawn is breaking
1412
01:35:02,578 --> 01:35:05,914
But I just can't quit
1413
01:35:07,916 --> 01:35:11,003
Talking to you
1414
01:35:13,338 --> 01:35:15,841
I've seen a Jesus
1415
01:35:15,841 --> 01:35:20,429
Roller skating down Sunset
1416
01:35:20,929 --> 01:35:24,391
Watched a ballet of sprinklers
1417
01:35:24,391 --> 01:35:25,726
In the rain
1418
01:35:27,769 --> 01:35:31,315
But I know I'd go crazy
1419
01:35:31,315 --> 01:35:34,610
If I couldn't get
1420
01:35:36,153 --> 01:35:39,823
To talk to you again
1421
01:35:42,075 --> 01:35:44,328
So if God takes me
1422
01:35:45,829 --> 01:35:48,248
And leaves you here
1423
01:35:49,124 --> 01:35:52,669
I want no black limousines
1424
01:35:52,669 --> 01:35:55,255
And no sad tears
1425
01:35:56,465 --> 01:35:59,676
'Cause I'll still be hanging around
1426
01:35:59,676 --> 01:36:02,346
The atmosphere
1427
01:36:04,556 --> 01:36:08,018
Talking to you
1428
01:36:10,103 --> 01:36:13,273
And no words or music
1429
01:36:13,273 --> 01:36:17,069
Can come even near
1430
01:36:18,487 --> 01:36:22,324
To talking to you