[laughs]
[grunting]
Oh.
Oh, bella.
-[electricity buzzing] -[exclaiming]
[groaning]
-[all groaning] -[minion] Illumination.
[birds chirping]
[singing in Minionese]
-[puppy barking] -Huh?
[exclaims softly]
-[gasps] -[dogs barking]
Aww.
-[gnarling] -[speaking Minionese]
[growls]
[grunts]
-[speaking Minionese] -[chirping]
-[bird chirping] -[whistling]
[sighs, speaking Minionese]
-[fly buzzing] -Oh.
[laughs, speaking Minionese]
[grunting]
[groans]
Huh? [yells]
[electronic humming]
Huh? [laughs] Puppy? Puppy?
-[speaking Minionese] -[beeping]
-[beeps] -Sí, sí.
[sniffs]
[chewing]
[speaking Minionese]
[exclaims, gasps]
[cheering]
["MMMBop" playing]
Hello!
-[speaking Minionese] -[beeping]
-[barking] -Sí!
[speaking Minionese]
Whoa!
♪ Yeah, yeah, mmmbop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop ♪
♪ Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du, yeah yeah ♪
♪ Mmmbop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba du dop ♪
♪ Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du, yeah yeah ♪
[robot growling]
-[glass shattering] -[music stops]
[minions cheering]
[giggles nervously]
[exclaims, speaks Minionese]
[chuckles] Butt?
Butt, butt. Butt, butt, butt, butt, butt. Butt!
-[laughing] -[beeping]
Huh? Hmm.
[speaking Minionese]
Oh.
Huh. Hmm.
Hmm.
-[keyboard clacking] -[computer beeping]
[zapping]
-[birds chirping] -[speaking Minionese]
-[sad whirring] -[speaking Minionese]
[minions murmuring]
[beeping]
[speaking Minionese]
[beeping excitedly]
[minions cheering]
-[beeping excitedly] -[laughs]
[robot purring]
[robot chimes]
[speaking Minionese]
[sighs]
-[whirring] -Huh?
[gasps]
[gasping]
Puppy? [whooping]
[laughing] Puppy!
Thank you!
[minions cheering]
-[wind blowing] -[all shuddering]
-[rumbling] -[exclaims]
-[rumbling] -[Bob screaming]
-[rumbling] -[all screaming]
[screaming continues]
[wind howling]
[Grinch coughing]
[coughing continues]
[groaning]
[blows nose]
[groans]
[sighs]
[barks]
[whines]
[sniffing, whines]
[wind howling]
-[whining] -[Grinch coughs]
[grunts]
[wind howling]
[whimpers]
[barking]
-[squawks] -[barks]
[squawks]
[both yelling]
[squawks]
Huh?
[barks]
Hmm? [groans]
[whimpers]
[whines]
[scoffs] Tsk, tsk, tsk.
[whines]
[humming]
Adjust this.
Pressure's good.
[exhales]
Ah, beautiful.
-[inhales deeply] -[rattling]
Hmm?
[wind blowing]
[man humming]
[humming]
[panting]
[can clatters]
Hmm?
Oh.
[clattering]
[gasps]
Oh! Hey! Oh, no!
[straining]
-Hey! You little… Ow! -[clattering]
[man gasping]
[straining]
You…
-[man groaning] -[crashing]
Oh, no! [sobbing]
[whines]
[slurps]
[sighs]
Huh?
[barking]
[yawns]
[sighs]
[sneezes]
[whines]
[excited giggling]
[all exclaiming]
[speaks Minionese] Mm.
[Bob grunts]
[laughs excitedly]
Illumination!
[speaks Minionese]
-[kissing] -[minions cackling]
-Whoo! -That was awesome!
Badger Scouts are the best!
We earned so many badges.
-[minions gasp] -Badge?
[Agnes] Pretty sweet, right?
-[minions] Ah! -[fanfare playing]
Ten-hut.
-[scouts] Hut! -[minions burbling]
At ease, you weaselly wimps!
Welcome to Badger Scouts!
You think you got what it takes to earn my badges?
-[minions] Si! -[chuckles, blows whistle]
Well, show me what you got.
-[kid 1] Here we go. -[kid 2] Gimme that tent pole.
You got it!
-[speaking Minionese] -[both grunting]
-[screams] -[grunts]
[straining]
-[bird shrieks] -Ooh! [chuckles nervously]
Now that's what I call a tent. Here's your badge!
What? What the…
[all burbling]
[bird squawks]
[groans]
-Aw. -[whistle blows]
Mm-hmm. Good work, scouts.
[all giggling]
[calling]
-Good job. -Yes!
[imitates animal call]
[bear growls]
[minions grunting]
[whimpers]
[screaming]
[whistle blows]
-Oh, uh, right there. -Well done.
[mumbling]
-C'est la! -[giggles]
[distorted gibbering]
Magic.
[minions singing]
[shudders]
-[whistle blows] -[minions whimpering]
[screaming]
[shrieking]
[grunting]
-Hmm? -[grunts in frustration]
[speaking Minionese]
-No, no, no! -[both blowing]
[minions] Yeah!
Huh! Looks like you finally earned these.
[minions exclaiming]
[minions] Huh? Oh?
[all screaming]
[screaming continues]
[minions shivering]
So, how'd it go?
[minions sobbing]
Aw. Here. You can have my Sharing badge.
[minions] Ah!
-C'est le me! -[chattering]
[Edith] Guys! Here.
[both giggle]
Whoa!
-♪ Gangster, gangster, hey! ♪ -♪ Yeah, that's me ♪
♪ Chillin' out ridin' dirty Comin' down yo' street ♪
[all gasping]
[scout master] All right, you weaselly wimps.
Ten-hut!
[all burbling]
[gasping]
[scout master] No!
-Whoa! -[growls]
[yelling in Minionese]
[grunting]
[straining]
[clattering]
[scoffs]
It's showtime.
Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Here we go.
Oh, come on, baby, I promise you, she meant nothing.
Liar!
Trust me, you won't see a penny from my father's estate.
[sobbing] How could you?
Oh, Marilyn, you should have seen this coming.
Please, let's just talk about this.
-Can't we just-- -[sobbing]
[breathes deeply]
Huh, I wonder what else is on.
What kind of a moron goes out in public in his underpants?
Hello!
[Norman laughing]
Oh! Wacky neighbor, you're so crazy.
Ooh! Time for my cooking show.
Pinch of nutmeg, hmm.
Oh, that looks delicious.
Ah. Little bit of that.
Oh!
[retching]
A-ha!
Stand back, Orcs of Mordor!
Behold, Gandorf the Great. A-hah!
You shall not pass!
A-ha!
En garde. Take that!
Huh?
[Harold chuckles deviously]
What the…
A little sweet tea for my sweetie?
[yells]
[grunts softly]
Harold, what are you doing?
Nothing. So sorry. I seem to have spilled the tea.
Clumsy of me.
[Harold grunts]
Poison?
[gasps] Harold, don't come any closer!
Honey, this is just a misunderstanding.
You just stay away from me!
I don't think so.
[gasps]
[electricity buzzing]
Leave me alone.
-[cat yowls] -Not the eyes!
Yes!
[sobbing]
[sizzling]
[screaming]
Where are you?
Ha!
-[yells] -[giggles]
[grunts]
I'm gonna get you.
[gas hissing]
You shall not pass!
[Harold] Mommy!
[both exclaim]
Behold my wrath!
[all] Whoa!
[siren wailing]
All right, pal. Move it along.
You're lucky I don't smite you with my powers, vile fiend.
-So I guess that means you're single now? -[gasps]
-Yowzer! -[all laughing]
[laughs] Oh, wacky neighbor.
Where are your pants?
[sighs]
[knuckles crack]
[grunting]
-[electricity cackling] -[panting]
[all exclaiming]
Illumination.
[ice cream truck music playing]
[children yelling excitedly]
Ice cream!
-I'm getting a double dip. -I'm getting a chocolate cone.
Come on, let's go.
I'm getting two scoops of…
-[minions chattering] -[yelling]
Stupid bike. [sniffles]
[grunting angrily]
[sniffles]
[speaking Minionese]
-["Gonna Fly Now" playing] -[speaking Minionese]
Ah…
-Okay? -Okay.
[whistle blowing]
[Agnes grunting]
-[speaking Minionese] -[whirring]
[screaming]
[laughs]
-[speaking Minionese] -Must get ice cream!
[both speaking Minionese]
Oh… [screaming]
[minions singing]
[garage door whirring]
Let's do this.
Agnes?
Wow.
Awesome!
[giggles]
-[speaking Minionese] -[blows kiss]
[chattering in Minionese]
-[ice cream truck music playing] -[humming]
Come on, guys.
I can almost taste it. [laughing]
-[alarm ringing] -[gasps]
-Get out, man. -[ice cream man] Hey.
-Hey! That's my truck! -[tires screeching]
You good-for-nothing hoodlum!
My ice cream.
My ice cream!
-[beeps] -[whirring]
[engine revving]
[all gasp]
-Oh, gosh, Agnes, wait! -Whoa!
-Hmm? -I want my ice cream!
Hey!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
-No! Look out! -[gasps]
[shrieks]
Whoa!
[groans] Hey!
[yelling]
[explosion]
[screaming]
-[siren wails] -[groans]
-[ice cream truck music playing] -[laughs]
[giggles]
-[Edith] Yeah, Agnes! -Ah!
This is the best day ever!
[camera shutter clicking]
[all chuckling]
Sorry your bike blew up, Agnes.
Oh, that's okay. I think I like this bike better anyways.
[beeps]
Whoo-hoo!
Whoa.
[grunting, straining]
There you go. There we go.
[straining]
[pants, groans]
Okay. We're all set now. Mm.
[piano music playing]
-[exclaims] -[grunts] Always mess that part up.
Whoa! Are you all right?
Oh, it's that song, Johnny.
Takes me back to dancing and romancing.
Oh, to be young again.
Oh! Come on, Miss Crawly, it's never too late for romance.
Have you heard of online dating?
Online… No, what's that?
[keyboard clacking]
[Johnny] First, we've got to make your profile.
-What are your hobbies? -Oh, let's see now.
-I look after the plants and… -Mm-hmm.
-Uh, I like bowling. -Cool.
-I like sandwiches and… -Okay.
Oh! Moonbathing.
"Moonbathing"?
Oh, yes, it's like sunbathing, but at night.
Wonderful for the skin.
-Mmm. -Hmm…
Okay. We're gonna need a profile photo.
-[camera shutter clicks] -[computer beeps]
[Johnny] Okay.
Don't worry if it takes, you know, a little while for someone to respond.
-[computer chimes] -What?
-Wow! Look. -Oh, my!
-Looks like the old gal's still got it. -[thuds]
[lively jazz music playing]
[slow piano music playing]
-[blows] -Mmm…
-[thuds] -[gasps] Oh!
[Miss Crawly groans] Wha…
[grunts]
I… I think this belongs to you.
Oh, yes, thank you. [groans]
Beautiful night for moonbathing, don't you think?
Oh. Yes.
It's wonderful.
[speaking Minionese]
[groans]
[gasps, chuckles]
[reading phonetically]
Illumination! [giggles]
[toy squeaks]
[snoring]
[Abner whimpering]
[gasps]
[growling]
[whimpering]
[Margo] Come on. We're late.
Good boy.
-I'm gonna miss you, fuzzy-face. -[barks]
Don't eat anybody.
[minions snoring]
[toy squeaks]
[toy squeaking]
[heart thumping]
[toy squeaks]
[barks]
["True" playing]
[exclaims]
♪ I know this much is true ♪
-[growls softly] -[toy squeaks]
[gulps]
[toy squeaking]
[whines]
[exhales, sniffs] Hmm.
-Oh, hello, Miriam. -[gasps]
Hello, Abner.
-Urn, I've come to, you know… -Ooh!
I didn't know you had a dog.
-[gasps] -He's adorable.
[chuckles nervously] Yeah! I love this crazy little guy.
-[toy squeaks] -[growls]
I have the perfect thing for him.
So, are you doing anything on Friday?
[Abner grunts]
Yes! I mean…
I mean, no. I'm available.
[minions snoring]
[gasps, whimpers]
[laughing]
[both scream]
[toy squeaking]
[barks]
[toy squeaking]
[sniffing]
[woman] Bella, dinner time.
[toy squeaking]
[barking]
[whooping]
♪ This is the sound of my soul ♪
♪ This is the sound ♪
[speaking Minionese]
[grunts]
[exclaim excitedly]
[yawning]
[tuning guitar]
Ow! Ooh.
[laughing, yelps]
Ah. There you are.
[grunts, shudders]
That's much better. [exclaims softly]
[all groaning]
Whoo-hoo!
Geronimo!
Cannonball!
[shuddering]
-Come on, Timmy. -Hurry up!
I can't… I can't do it.
Ah, Timmy, don't be such a weenie.
Yeah, what a weenie.
[sniffles, sighs]
I blew it.
Oh. Hey there, Timmy.
Why so sad?
Hey, Mr. Mayor.
[sighs] They called me a weenie.
Why, you're acting like that's a bad thing.
Isn't it?
[laughs]
Oh, Timmy.
♪ Now, some may say that "weenie" ♪
♪ Is a bad thing to be called ♪
♪ When they hear someone say it ♪
♪ They are terribly appalled ♪
♪ But I'm of the opinion One hundred percent ♪
♪ That being called a weenie Is the greatest compliment ♪
♪ 'Cause every one of us is a weenie ♪
A weenie!
♪ A weenie is an awesome thing to be ♪
♪ Some of us are big some are teeny ♪
Teeny!
♪ If you're feeling flustered Just add a little mustard ♪
Oh, yeah!
♪ You can call us hot dogs Or you can call us franks ♪
♪ You can call us anything As long as you give thanks ♪
♪ That every one of us is a weenie ♪
♪ A weenie is an awesome thing to be ♪
Wait a minute, so you mean…
♪ Every one of us is a weenie ♪
That's right!
♪ A weenie is an awesome thing to be ♪
♪ What about the girl in the bikini? ♪
Ooh. [giggles]
♪ You may think I'm jestin' But her skin is pig intestine ♪
♪ Weenies can be broiled or fried Or if you're really brave ♪
Wow!
♪ You could spend a couple minutes In a microwave ♪
Too long? [coughs]
♪ Every one of us is a weenie ♪
A weenie!
[both] ♪ A weenie Is an awesome thing to be ♪
[train horn toots]
♪ Oh, sure, maybe some of us are kosher ♪
[greeting in Hebrew]
♪ The British have their bangers ♪
[both] Hello!
♪ The Germans have their brats ♪
[all speaking in German]
♪ The Poles have their kielbasa Always boiling in their pots ♪
[speaking Polish]
♪ The Spanish have chorizo ♪
[speaking Spanish]
♪ The Italians have salami ♪
-Ciao! -But where do we all come from?
♪ Ask your daddy or your mommy ♪
[all] ♪ Every one of us is a weenie ♪
A weenie!
♪ A weenie is an awesome thing to be ♪
♪ This one over here is a genie ♪
♪ I can grant your wishes Because I'm so delicious ♪
♪ Each of us is different It doesn't really matter ♪
♪ If we're sliced up in a can ♪
♪ Or on a stick and dipped in batter ♪
[inhales deeply]
[all] ♪ Every one of us is a weenie ♪
A weenie!
♪ A weenie is an awesome thing to be ♪
Yeah!
♪ It's a thrill on a grill ♪
♪ So much fun in a bun ♪
♪ When you're a weenie You are number one ♪
♪ Yes, every one of us is a weenie ♪
A weenie!
♪ A weenie is an awesome thing to be ♪
Is that Timmy?
Whoo-hoo!
I'm a weenie!
[laughing]
Hmm.
[sighs]
[yawning]
Hmm.
-Hmm. -[exclaims]
-[laughs] -Shh!
-[chuckles]
So, kid, how'd you like to be an honorary Lorax?
-[laughs] -Come on. Follow me.
Ah! [exclaims]
Seriously! [sighs]
[chuckles]
It's time to release the kraken!
[eerie moaning]
Once-ler! You are doomed.
[exclaiming eerily]
Oooh…
Oh!
[screams, sputtering]
Okay! Now he's really on my bad side.
You know what? You're all right, kid.
I bet when you grow up, you'll turn out just like me.
[screaming]
You just lost your honorary Lorax status.
There it goes, kiss it goodbye!
Pip!
[speaking Minionese]
[grunting]
[speaks Minionese]
[both grunt]
[grunts]
[Bob whimpering]
[grunts]
[both grunt]
[speaks Minionese]
[all gasping]
[wind blowing]
[driver whimpering]
Oh!
Oh, no!
[all cheering]
[all] Oh.
-[wind howling] -[teeth chattering]
[speaking Minionese]
-Phew! -[grunts]
[speaking Minionese]
[indistinct chattering]
[laughter]
[exclaiming]
Hyah, hyah! Whoo!
Okay, everybody, time to start.
[speaking Minionese]
[muttering indistinctly]
[all giggling]
-Come a little closer. -[laughing]
-Wow. -[speaking Minionese]
Who's ready for Elf training?
-Me! -Me, me!
Hit it, boys!
[all whooping]
[singing] ♪ So, stomp your feet and give a twerk ♪
♪ When the music plays, we get to work ♪
♪ We work all night, we work all day ♪
♪ We put the toys in Santa's sleigh ♪
-[laughing] -[train whistle tooting]
[minions laughing]
[gasps and grunts]
-[cackling] -[speaking Minionese]
[straining]
[yells]
That's not… [groaning]
[speaking Minionese]
-[laughs] -[sighs]
All right, let's train you for something else.
Huh?
-[gasps] -[laughing]
[yelling]
[gasping]
-[elves gasping] -[spits]
I know the perfect job for you guys.
[straining]
[groans]
[sighs]
Oh! Aw…
[speaks Minionese]
-[whimpering] -Oh.
-[speaks Minionese] -[laughs menacingly]
-[whistles] -[reindeer grunting]
No, no, no, no!
[screaming]
-Huh? [laughs] -[speaks Minionese]
[grunts]
[all cheering]
[all yelling]
[laughing]
Oh, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
[yelling]
You've ruined everything!
-You'll never be elves! -[gasps]
-Huh? -Ow!
-[minion groans] -[Santa] Ho-ho-ho!
[gasps] Santa's coming!
[minions yelling]
[electricity buzzing]
[all grunting]
[gasps]
[minions screaming]
Huh.
[minions groaning]
[giggling]
-[Santa] Ho-ho-ho! -[chuckles]
Ahem, your sleigh is all ready, Santa!
-[all cheering] -[crashing]
[all neighing]
Wait! [grunts]
[laughing]
Trainees, am I right? [groans]
[minions laughing]
-[reins whipping] -[all whooping]
[minions singing "Jingle Bells" in Minionese]
[song ends]
[upbeat music playing]
[pleasant music playing]
[minions singing in Minionese]
[minion giggles]
[up-tempo music playing]
[pleasant music playing]
[soothing music playing]
[sweeping music playing]
[pleasant music playing]
[up-beat music playing]
[guitar music playing]