1 00:00:35,708 --> 00:00:42,583 Okay, this is it, everyone. We're here to have some fun! Come on! 2 00:00:42,708 --> 00:00:45,458 LANDO: Welcome aboard the Halcyon, 3 00:00:45,541 --> 00:00:49,208 the most luxurious star cruiser in the galaxy. 4 00:00:49,541 --> 00:00:55,250 I'm Lando Calrissian, newly-appointed ambassador of the Chandrila Star Line, 5 00:00:55,333 --> 00:00:58,333 where your journey is our privilege. 6 00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:02,000 Hey, look, guys! It's Lando! Hey, Lando! 7 00:01:02,083 --> 00:01:03,500 That's a holo-vid, Finn. 8 00:01:03,583 --> 00:01:07,375 Isn't it great? No Stormtroopers. No TIE Fighters. 9 00:01:07,458 --> 00:01:09,291 No threat of galactic annihilation. 10 00:01:09,375 --> 00:01:12,708 It'll be an adventure. A vacation adventure! 11 00:01:12,791 --> 00:01:15,166 It's a nice idea, buddy, but... 12 00:01:15,250 --> 00:01:16,791 Do heroes even take vacations? 13 00:01:16,875 --> 00:01:20,291 Just look at all these activities. (LAUGHS) 14 00:01:20,375 --> 00:01:23,583 Poe, you love your activities, buddy. 15 00:01:23,666 --> 00:01:27,041 I do. I do love activities. 16 00:01:27,125 --> 00:01:30,583 Okay, first we take a private bridge tour, followed by a holo-sabacc tournament, 17 00:01:30,666 --> 00:01:33,083 then a quick bite in the Crown of Corellia Dining Room. 18 00:01:33,166 --> 00:01:36,875 But eat fast, because after that, it's a brisk walk around the sun deck. 19 00:01:36,958 --> 00:01:40,916 Poe, it's a vacation. When do we, you know, relax? 20 00:01:41,125 --> 00:01:43,250 I can schedule five minutes of relaxing time 21 00:01:43,333 --> 00:01:47,000 in between shuffleboard and the engineering room experience. 22 00:01:47,083 --> 00:01:49,583 -"Engineering room experience"? -(GRUNTS) 23 00:01:49,666 --> 00:01:54,541 That's the spirit, Poe. And here, to catch some rays, Rey. 24 00:01:54,666 --> 00:01:56,000 Hmm. 25 00:01:56,083 --> 00:02:01,125 I could use a little R and R and R. Rest, relaxation, and reading. 26 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:03,625 Relaxing. With a Jedi text? 27 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:06,458 You relax your way, I relax mine. 28 00:02:07,208 --> 00:02:08,208 (SLURPING) 29 00:02:08,458 --> 00:02:12,625 -Mmm. This is pretty nice. -They even have a spa. 30 00:02:12,708 --> 00:02:18,125 Oil baths for everyone. Finally, we are on holiday. 31 00:02:18,208 --> 00:02:20,958 -It's not that kind of holiday. -Let it go. 32 00:02:21,041 --> 00:02:23,375 Yeah, but it's... Letting it go. 33 00:02:23,458 --> 00:02:27,583 See? It's gonna be great. We need this. 34 00:02:28,333 --> 00:02:31,125 Especially since it's the last time we'll all be together. 35 00:02:32,458 --> 00:02:34,333 Anyway, uh, I'll go check us in. 36 00:02:34,416 --> 00:02:37,208 Okay, people, time's wasting. Let's get a move on. 37 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:38,291 Where are you going? 38 00:02:38,375 --> 00:02:39,375 REY: To the sun deck. 39 00:02:39,458 --> 00:02:42,416 I'd try to talk you out of it, but we're already behind schedule. 40 00:02:44,791 --> 00:02:48,625 Okay, Rose and Rey, you're on deck seven, room three-o-one... 41 00:02:48,708 --> 00:02:54,833 Rey? Rose? Where'd everyone go? Whole point was to do this all together. 42 00:02:56,250 --> 00:03:01,166 Attention, passengers. The Halcyon is now departing Chandrila. 43 00:03:01,250 --> 00:03:05,791 You're about to go on a vacation unlike any you've experienced. 44 00:03:06,416 --> 00:03:07,916 Strap in, baby. 45 00:03:23,166 --> 00:03:27,791 Hello, I am BV-RJ, human-cyborg libations. 46 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:29,291 May I offer you a beverage? 47 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:31,875 What do you recommend for someone whose friends ditched him? 48 00:03:31,958 --> 00:03:33,208 BV-RJ: Better friends? 49 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:37,916 I have just the drink. The Yerdua drop. 50 00:03:40,416 --> 00:03:42,458 This trip sure isn't going like I'd hoped. 51 00:03:42,541 --> 00:03:44,208 MAN: They rarely do. 52 00:03:44,291 --> 00:03:49,875 Right? I, uh... Whoa! What is in this? 53 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:52,583 Who are you? 54 00:03:52,666 --> 00:03:55,250 Obi-Wan Kenobi. Hello, there. 55 00:03:55,375 --> 00:03:58,291 Obi-Wan Kenobi? From the Battle of Geonosis? 56 00:03:58,375 --> 00:04:00,583 And the attack on Felucia? And the Siege of Ryloth? 57 00:04:00,666 --> 00:04:03,083 And... I'm kind of a Clone Wars expert. 58 00:04:03,166 --> 00:04:07,500 It is an honor, sir. General. Sir General. General Kenobi. 59 00:04:07,583 --> 00:04:10,375 No need to stand on ceremony, young Finn. 60 00:04:10,458 --> 00:04:14,500 Call me Obi-Wan. We're on vacation after all. 61 00:04:16,875 --> 00:04:20,291 Rey once told me that past Jedi may appear to help guide us in times of need. 62 00:04:20,375 --> 00:04:24,250 Is that why you're here? What is it? Is it another Death Star? 63 00:04:24,333 --> 00:04:28,083 A Second Order? Is the Emperor coming back again... again? 64 00:04:28,166 --> 00:04:32,083 No, I sensed a Jedi in need of counsel. 65 00:04:32,208 --> 00:04:33,916 Oh. Uh... 66 00:04:34,125 --> 00:04:37,250 Rey's somewhere on the ship. But I'm not sure where. 67 00:04:37,333 --> 00:04:39,250 I'm talking about you. 68 00:04:39,333 --> 00:04:42,833 Me? Oh, I'm good. Ha! 69 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:46,375 My friends are gone, but I'm hanging out in an empty lounge with a Jedi ghost. 70 00:04:46,458 --> 00:04:47,708 Finn. 71 00:04:47,791 --> 00:04:48,833 Okay, I'm not good. 72 00:04:48,916 --> 00:04:52,458 My friends are gone and I'm hanging out in an empty lounge with a Jedi ghost. 73 00:04:52,541 --> 00:04:56,500 It is a vacation, Finn. They're enjoying themselves. 74 00:04:56,583 --> 00:05:00,083 You must learn to enjoy yourself. 75 00:05:00,166 --> 00:05:02,833 Wait, wait, wait. What do you know about vacations? 76 00:05:02,916 --> 00:05:08,041 You're telling me the great Obi-Wan Kenobi took a vacation? Ha! 77 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:13,416 Well, from a certain point of view. It was back on Tatooine. 78 00:05:16,291 --> 00:05:17,958 (JAWAS LAUGHING) 79 00:05:18,875 --> 00:05:21,541 (UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 80 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:23,916 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 81 00:05:29,333 --> 00:05:30,666 (CHATTER STOPS) 82 00:05:35,583 --> 00:05:37,083 (CHATTER CONTINUES) 83 00:05:37,708 --> 00:05:42,041 Ooh! You look like you came out on the losing end of a Bantha-milking contest. 84 00:05:42,125 --> 00:05:43,750 You don't know the half of it. 85 00:05:43,833 --> 00:05:45,083 Cup of caf? 86 00:05:47,666 --> 00:05:49,125 -(SPITS) -(GASPS) 87 00:05:49,208 --> 00:05:51,166 Jawa Juice. Lots of ice. And if anyone asks, 88 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:52,375 I've been here all day. 89 00:05:52,458 --> 00:05:53,833 STORMTROOPER: There she is. 90 00:05:57,208 --> 00:05:59,541 Show us your identification, Rebel spy. 91 00:05:59,625 --> 00:06:05,083 Me? Oh, I'm no spy. I'm on vacation with my husband. 92 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:09,333 STORMTROOPER 1: Vacation? In Mos Eisley? 93 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:11,333 Mos definitely. 94 00:06:11,708 --> 00:06:13,791 STORMTROOPER 1: Hmm. Identification. 95 00:06:13,875 --> 00:06:17,000 Oh. Identification. Where would I... Dank farrik. 96 00:06:17,083 --> 00:06:20,416 Honey, did I leave our identification at the Great Pit of Carkoon? 97 00:06:20,875 --> 00:06:23,333 Which, by the way, is at best just an okay pit. 98 00:06:25,541 --> 00:06:27,333 I'd stay out of it. 99 00:06:28,333 --> 00:06:31,375 She'd forget her own head if it weren't already snapped on. 100 00:06:31,458 --> 00:06:33,291 STORMTROOPER 1: Identification. Now. 101 00:06:33,791 --> 00:06:36,166 You don't need to see her identification. 102 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:38,625 STORMTROOPER 1: We don't need to see her identification. 103 00:06:38,708 --> 00:06:40,875 She's not the spy you're looking for. 104 00:06:40,958 --> 00:06:43,208 STORMTROOPER 2: She's not the spy we're looking for. 105 00:06:43,291 --> 00:06:45,208 She will enjoy her trip. 106 00:06:45,458 --> 00:06:47,083 STORMTROOPER 1: Enjoy your trip. 107 00:06:48,666 --> 00:06:53,000 -Whoa. Thank you. -Ben. My pleasure. 108 00:06:53,750 --> 00:06:56,500 Sorry I can't stay and chat, Ben. I'm kind of in a rush. 109 00:06:57,416 --> 00:07:00,083 Seriously, don't get involved. 110 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:02,750 Wait, uh, Miss... 111 00:07:03,750 --> 00:07:06,208 Valeria. Colvett Valeria. 112 00:07:06,458 --> 00:07:10,125 Perhaps you could use some assistance on your spy mission. 113 00:07:10,458 --> 00:07:13,000 Don't worry, your secret is safe with me. 114 00:07:13,083 --> 00:07:16,916 And your secret is safe with me, Jedi. 115 00:07:18,791 --> 00:07:20,375 So, are you coming or what? 116 00:07:22,875 --> 00:07:25,625 My Rebel cell intercepted a shipment of coaxium, 117 00:07:25,708 --> 00:07:27,583 but we were ambushed in Hutt Space. 118 00:07:27,666 --> 00:07:30,500 Now Jabba is selling it back to the Empire. 119 00:07:32,375 --> 00:07:35,583 It's all going down at Jabba's annual birthday barbecue, 120 00:07:35,666 --> 00:07:39,166 the one day a year he opens his palace to everyone. 121 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:41,833 Clever. Doing the deal in plain sight 122 00:07:41,916 --> 00:07:45,125 eliminates the fear of a double-cross by either side. 123 00:07:45,250 --> 00:07:47,500 Hmm. They won't feel so clever after we steal it back. 124 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:49,250 What's your plan? 125 00:07:51,375 --> 00:07:54,083 -Play it cool. -(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING) 126 00:07:54,166 --> 00:07:58,583 Just a married couple on vacation having fun at a birthday barbecue. 127 00:07:58,666 --> 00:08:00,083 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 128 00:08:08,375 --> 00:08:12,708 I'll look for the coaxium, you keep watch. And try to blend in. 129 00:08:13,208 --> 00:08:18,875 Right. (CLEARS THROAT) Okay. Here I am, blending in. 130 00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:24,958 Ben, haven't you ever been to a party? Or just relaxed? 131 00:08:26,416 --> 00:08:30,291 Have some food. Mingle. Maybe you'll overhear something useful. 132 00:08:30,708 --> 00:08:33,041 Hmm, that's a... Mingle. 133 00:08:35,666 --> 00:08:36,750 (CACKLING) 134 00:08:38,250 --> 00:08:39,666 How'd the mingling go? 135 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,583 I moved on to eating. 136 00:08:42,166 --> 00:08:43,791 Have you located the coaxium? 137 00:08:43,875 --> 00:08:47,833 I think so. But it's surrounded by those Imperials and Jabba's goons. 138 00:08:47,916 --> 00:08:50,625 Somehow, I have to get to it without them noticing. 139 00:08:50,708 --> 00:08:53,916 -Well, that sounds rather difficult. -You don't know the half of it. 140 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,916 Turns out, I've had run-ins with some of these folks in the past. 141 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:00,625 Them, and them, and them. 142 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:04,791 So, pretty much everyone but that Jawa. 143 00:09:04,875 --> 00:09:08,208 Oh, no, him too. I need to create a diversion. 144 00:09:08,291 --> 00:09:11,208 And how exactly are you going to do that? 145 00:09:11,291 --> 00:09:13,583 Oh, I'm not. You are. 146 00:09:14,375 --> 00:09:16,708 Gamorrean Girls in the key of D. 147 00:09:17,375 --> 00:09:18,916 You're going to sing. 148 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,625 -Me? Sing? -Uh-huh. 149 00:09:21,708 --> 00:09:24,458 -(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) -No, no, no. I don't sing. Sing? 150 00:09:25,166 --> 00:09:27,708 (SINGING) Gamorrean girls dance all night 151 00:09:27,791 --> 00:09:29,125 -Uh... -(FEEDBACK OVER MIC) 152 00:09:29,541 --> 00:09:33,125 (SINGING) From the sands of Tatooine 153 00:09:33,208 --> 00:09:36,958 To the hills of Canto Bight? 154 00:09:37,041 --> 00:09:43,375 Come on, Ben. You gotta sell it. Use the Force... of your personality. 155 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:45,166 Yes, um... 156 00:09:45,250 --> 00:09:47,000 (SINGING) Gamorrean guys get out on the floor 157 00:09:47,083 --> 00:09:52,166 It's time to get down And go wild like a boar 158 00:09:52,708 --> 00:09:57,666 Gamorrean girls and Gamorrean guys Move... 159 00:09:57,750 --> 00:09:59,833 There you go. Keep it up. 160 00:10:00,791 --> 00:10:03,000 Gamorrean girls and Gamorrean guys 161 00:10:03,083 --> 00:10:05,041 Fly like a ship through the star-filled skies 162 00:10:05,125 --> 00:10:06,958 Gamorrean guys and Gamorrean girls 163 00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:09,583 Moving like you're grooving Till you're out of this world 164 00:10:09,666 --> 00:10:12,916 OBI-WAN: (LAUGHS) Yes! 165 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:17,500 Rodians to the floor! Come on, Rodians! 166 00:10:18,458 --> 00:10:21,125 Now the Jawas to the floor! 167 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:22,791 JAWA: Utini! 168 00:10:22,875 --> 00:10:24,916 Gamorrean girls and Gamorrean guys 169 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,833 Utini indeedy. 170 00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:36,458 Stormtroopers, report to your post. 171 00:10:38,125 --> 00:10:40,791 STORMTROOPER 1: Hey. It's the guy from the cantina. 172 00:10:40,875 --> 00:10:42,833 The dance floor is now your post What, what 173 00:10:42,916 --> 00:10:46,250 The dance floor is now your post Ha, ha! 174 00:10:46,333 --> 00:10:51,375 Yeah! Let me hear the Outer Rim scream! 175 00:10:51,458 --> 00:10:54,000 -(CROWD CHEERS) -A twin sun scream! 176 00:10:56,083 --> 00:10:58,041 Shall we proceed with the exchange? 177 00:10:58,166 --> 00:11:00,916 The Empire is willing to compensate you for this coaxium 178 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,583 in a way that will make a fine birthday gift. 179 00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:10,166 Oh, Bounty hunters, Imperials, you can't hide either! 180 00:11:10,583 --> 00:11:14,791 He's right. I can't hide... my moves! 181 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,458 (LAUGHS) 182 00:11:16,625 --> 00:11:17,916 (SPEAKING HUTTESE) 183 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,166 -I don't dance. -(SPEAKING HUTTESE) 184 00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:22,458 Fine. But only because it's your birthday. 185 00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:32,750 (SINGING) Go, Jabba! Go, Jabba! 186 00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:37,500 To the dance floor! Shake that tail! 187 00:11:37,875 --> 00:11:39,666 Whoo-hoo! 188 00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:40,916 (ROARS) 189 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,125 When I say, "Nee Jabba," you say, "Nobata." 190 00:11:43,208 --> 00:11:44,750 -Nee Jabba. -Nobata! 191 00:11:44,833 --> 00:11:46,333 -Nee Jabba! -Nobata! 192 00:11:47,125 --> 00:11:52,916 Psst! Ben! Ben! I got it! Let's get out of here! 193 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:57,166 What? (LAUGHS) My wife, everyone. Yes! 194 00:11:57,250 --> 00:12:00,208 We're a married couple having fun on vacation! 195 00:12:00,291 --> 00:12:02,708 -(ALL WHOOPING) -MAN: They make a lovely couple. 196 00:12:03,166 --> 00:12:05,791 -MAN 2: Yeah, you are! -Wrap it up. 197 00:12:05,916 --> 00:12:07,000 (LAUGHS) 198 00:12:07,916 --> 00:12:10,000 -Thank you! Thank you, all! -(CROWD GASPS) 199 00:12:14,208 --> 00:12:15,833 (SPEAKING HUTTESE) 200 00:12:15,916 --> 00:12:17,833 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Uh-oh. 201 00:12:18,291 --> 00:12:20,000 (SPEAKING HUTTESE) 202 00:12:21,083 --> 00:12:22,666 We need to go right now. 203 00:12:24,041 --> 00:12:25,416 (JABBA YELLS IN HUTTESE) 204 00:12:25,916 --> 00:12:28,666 -Huh? (CACKLES) -(ALARM BLARING) 205 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:30,916 (GRUNTS) 206 00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:32,750 (ROARS) 207 00:12:32,958 --> 00:12:34,083 (GASPS) 208 00:12:35,708 --> 00:12:37,333 Halt, you Rebel scu... 209 00:12:37,416 --> 00:12:40,458 -(SCREAMS) -(ROARING) 210 00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:46,500 (BOTH GROAN) 211 00:12:54,166 --> 00:12:55,291 (STORMTROOPERS GASP) 212 00:12:55,666 --> 00:12:56,666 Thanks, Ben. 213 00:12:56,750 --> 00:12:59,250 It appears we'll need a new form of transport. 214 00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:01,625 There! Jabba's birthday skiff! 215 00:13:05,291 --> 00:13:08,000 Next stop, Mos Eisley Spaceport. 216 00:13:08,083 --> 00:13:11,458 -A wretched hive of scum and villainy! -(LASERS FIRING) 217 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:13,666 Go! Go! Go! 218 00:13:18,208 --> 00:13:20,000 Faster! Faster! 219 00:13:20,083 --> 00:13:22,875 VALERIA: It's maxed out! Some birthday present. 220 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:28,083 If he hits that coaxium, we're cooked. Take him out. 221 00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:36,083 We've lost the cannon. 222 00:13:38,125 --> 00:13:39,541 (BEEPING) 223 00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:40,833 VALERIA: Do something, Ben! 224 00:13:49,666 --> 00:13:51,041 (OBI-WAN GROANS) 225 00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:54,583 (SNIFFS AND GRUNTS) 226 00:13:54,791 --> 00:13:58,666 (BOBA GRUMBLING) 227 00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:02,583 BOBA: They got away. I'm coming back. 228 00:14:02,666 --> 00:14:03,916 (JABBA SPEAKS HUTTESE) 229 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,041 BOBA: Yes, fine, I'll pick up more ice! 230 00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:10,250 (SIGHS IN RELIEF) 231 00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:13,666 Well, that's all of it. You sure you won't come with me? 232 00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:15,833 The Rebellion needs all the help we can get. 233 00:14:15,916 --> 00:14:19,208 Oh, I'm getting too old for that sort of thing. 234 00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:21,291 You still got moves, old man. 235 00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:23,541 And I'm not just talking about the Jedi stuff. 236 00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:26,833 Admit it, you had fun back there, singing and dancing. 237 00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:29,666 Indeed, I did. 238 00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:36,166 But I have duties here. 239 00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:41,416 Thank you for being such a great fake husband, Ben. 240 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,958 May the Force be with you, Colvett. 241 00:14:49,791 --> 00:14:51,791 Beggar's Canyon, here I come! 242 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,958 Whoo-hoo! 243 00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:03,625 (SINGING) Gamorrean girls dance all night 244 00:15:03,708 --> 00:15:07,750 From the sands of Tatooine to the hills of Canto Bight 245 00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:11,375 So, even on your time off you just ended up doing Jedi stuff? 246 00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:14,416 I hate to break it to you, but that was not a vacation. 247 00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:18,958 It was for me. I had fun in the moment, Finn. 248 00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:21,416 And I advise you to do the same. 249 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:27,041 Because in my experience, one never knows how long a moment will last. 250 00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:33,541 "Fun in the moment." 251 00:15:33,625 --> 00:15:36,250 Well, that's not gonna happen if I'm just sitting here. 252 00:15:38,958 --> 00:15:41,125 LANDO: Welcome to our climate simulator, 253 00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:45,333 where you can bask in that warm artificial sun. 254 00:15:45,666 --> 00:15:50,541 But bring plenty of lotion, because the burn is real. 255 00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:55,583 Rey! I finally found you! You'll never guess what happened! 256 00:15:55,791 --> 00:15:57,541 I was in the lounge by myself, 257 00:15:57,625 --> 00:16:00,666 and then Obi-Wan Kenobi, like, appeared to me and... 258 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:07,875 Hey. Does that mean I'm now an official Jedi or... Rey? Rey? 259 00:16:08,041 --> 00:16:14,875 Porgs. So many porgs looking at me with their big porgy eyes. 260 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,416 (SNORING) 261 00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:18,625 We'll catch up later. It's cool. 262 00:16:24,208 --> 00:16:28,958 We are now approaching Scarif, our first port of call. 263 00:16:29,041 --> 00:16:32,083 The newly restored beaches are the perfect place 264 00:16:32,166 --> 00:16:35,541 for your friends and family to hang out and hang ten. 265 00:16:35,625 --> 00:16:37,791 Complimentary shuttles depart in two minutes. 266 00:16:37,875 --> 00:16:39,125 C-3PO: Master Finn! 267 00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:41,750 Threepio! Where you been? 268 00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:44,666 C-3PO: Receiving the most glorious oil bath. 269 00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:48,666 I had carbon scoring in ports I didn't even know I had. 270 00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:49,958 Have you seen the others? 271 00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:54,125 -Finn! There you are. -Hey! I was just looking for everyone. 272 00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:56,750 -Where's Poe? -We had to ditch him. 273 00:16:56,833 --> 00:16:58,125 (GRUNTS) 274 00:16:58,708 --> 00:17:01,125 He's been running us ragged with his nonstop activities. 275 00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:04,666 He even booked a tour of the trash compactor. The trash compactor! 276 00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:07,000 Hurry. Yeah, we gotta hide, before he... 277 00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:08,416 POE: There you all are! 278 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,125 ... He finds us. 279 00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:12,291 POE: Pardon me, excuse me. Sorry about that. 280 00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:13,916 Make way for the general, right? 281 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,500 Seriously, please move. Excuse me. 282 00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:19,750 Guys, you bailed on the Taste Around the Galaxy dining experience. 283 00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:22,916 Rose, Chewie, you're gonna love these galactic cream puffs. 284 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,083 Scatter! He can't get us all. 285 00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:27,083 C-3PO: Wait for us! 286 00:17:27,541 --> 00:17:29,041 LANDO: Shuttles are now departing. 287 00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:30,458 Go have more fun! 288 00:17:30,541 --> 00:17:34,125 Hey, hey! Whoa! It's okay. I don't care what we do, 289 00:17:34,208 --> 00:17:36,750 I just want to do it together. 290 00:17:40,833 --> 00:17:42,083 Let's get out of here. 291 00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:43,291 (GRUNTS) 292 00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:51,500 (SIGHS) "Have fun in the moment, Finn." 293 00:17:58,333 --> 00:18:04,625 And here I am, in the moment, having fun. Alone. 294 00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:07,000 (SIGHS) 295 00:18:10,666 --> 00:18:12,458 (MAN BREATHING DEEPLY) 296 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,375 Who are you? 297 00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:21,083 Anakin Skywalker. 298 00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:25,375 Anakin Skywalker. This day just gets weirder and weirder. 299 00:18:25,708 --> 00:18:28,541 Let me guess, you sensed a Jedi in trouble and wanna help. 300 00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:30,958 That's why the SkyGuy is here, to get in with Finn. 301 00:18:31,041 --> 00:18:32,750 So, what's up? 302 00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:35,208 I planned a trip to hang out with my friends, 303 00:18:35,291 --> 00:18:38,500 but from the moment we took off, everything went wrong. 304 00:18:38,583 --> 00:18:41,750 First, I lose them, then I find them, then I lose them again, 305 00:18:41,833 --> 00:18:45,583 and Obi-Wan Kenobi says I have to have fun in the moment, 306 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:47,833 but here I am alone. Again. 307 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,333 Uh, hold up. Obi-Wan said, "Have fun"? 308 00:18:51,416 --> 00:18:53,083 (LAUGHS) 309 00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:57,708 Really? Obi-Wan? Kenobi? 310 00:18:57,791 --> 00:19:00,166 Uh-huh. But I can't even do that. 311 00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:01,583 (GROANS) 312 00:19:01,666 --> 00:19:04,041 Sand, right? It gets everywhere. 313 00:19:04,291 --> 00:19:07,166 (SIGHS) What was I thinking? Maybe Rose was right. 314 00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:09,875 Heroes don't take vacations. Evil sure doesn't. 315 00:19:09,958 --> 00:19:11,333 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 316 00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:12,625 You sure about that? 317 00:19:12,708 --> 00:19:15,500 Right now, I'm not sure about anything, okay? 318 00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:19,083 Except I have sand in places sand shouldn't be. 319 00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:23,000 All right. Finn, we gotta put those emotions in carbonite and chill, man. 320 00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:25,541 What if I told you evil does take a vacation. 321 00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:29,666 In fact, I knew this guy who was, like, the worst of the worst. 322 00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:31,583 And even he took one. 323 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:38,166 -(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) -(ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY) 324 00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:41,708 (FIREWORKS EXPLODING) 325 00:19:42,416 --> 00:19:46,375 -DARTH VADER: Happy Empire Day! -Meh. 326 00:19:46,458 --> 00:19:49,916 But this is a celebration of the order we brought to the galaxy. 327 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,458 -Uh, "We"? -(SIGHS) You. 328 00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:58,000 Sure, it's a celebration. For them. Down there having fun, 329 00:19:58,083 --> 00:20:02,750 shaking their stupid sparklers, stuffing their faces with ronto wraps. 330 00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:07,875 (YELLS) I want to zap each and every last one of you! 331 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,416 (ALL CHEERING) 332 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:16,166 (SIGHS) But what do I get? The same thing every day. 333 00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:19,750 Wake up, have a light breakfast, and then, nothing. 334 00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:23,583 No Jedi, nothing left to conquer, nothing to do. 335 00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:29,750 Just endless bureaucratic nonsense. I'm lucky if I even get my zaps in. 336 00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:35,083 (GASPS) Oh, look, the Senate is squabbling over taxation of outlying trade routes. 337 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,708 -What else is new? -(MAN GROANS) 338 00:20:37,791 --> 00:20:40,958 You know the drill. Smash it, squash it, crush it. 339 00:20:41,041 --> 00:20:43,541 Now, off you go, Tommy Two-Horns. 340 00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:44,625 (SCREAMS) 341 00:20:44,708 --> 00:20:48,708 You know, sometimes, I wish I could just leave all of this behind. 342 00:20:48,791 --> 00:20:52,833 No one to bother you. Not a care in the galaxy. 343 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,500 DARTH VADER: Not a care in the galaxy. 344 00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:58,625 That's it! We're going to get you away from it all. 345 00:20:58,708 --> 00:21:00,416 And I know just the place. 346 00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:08,583 (HUMMING EMPIRE THEME) 347 00:21:08,708 --> 00:21:13,458 What did I tell you? Scarif has the nicest beaches in the galaxy. 348 00:21:13,541 --> 00:21:14,541 Meh. 349 00:21:14,791 --> 00:21:18,375 DARTH VADER: Ah. Perfect spot to enjoy paradise. 350 00:21:18,791 --> 00:21:22,500 Yeah, the helmet and armor really scream "paradise." 351 00:21:24,666 --> 00:21:29,416 Get rubbing. Rubbity, rubbity. And don't forget my shoulders. They really burn. 352 00:21:30,166 --> 00:21:31,750 (SIGHS) 353 00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,500 (LOTION SQUELCHES) 354 00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:39,666 Look, nothing but empty beach. No one to bother you, no demands on your time. 355 00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:41,750 -It's so... -Boring. 356 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,708 (DISTANT MUSIC PLAYING) 357 00:21:43,791 --> 00:21:47,375 Hey, that sounds... not boring. 358 00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:50,208 VIC: All right, put down those lightsabers, it's time to 359 00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:54,250 Force your way onto the dance floor! 'Cause of, you know, the Force. 360 00:21:54,333 --> 00:21:55,416 Here we go! 361 00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:59,708 (SINGING) Come on out in the sun now Come on out and have fun now 362 00:22:00,458 --> 00:22:03,083 Fly over to a place In space 363 00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:05,500 So far, far away 364 00:22:05,666 --> 00:22:08,333 Ugh. Out of my way. You! Gah! 365 00:22:08,583 --> 00:22:11,750 Get out. Ow! Do you have any idea who I am? 366 00:22:12,375 --> 00:22:15,333 I ought to zippity-zap that smile right off their face. 367 00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:23,333 You know, I thought you said the beach was empty. It's fully operational. 368 00:22:23,916 --> 00:22:27,000 Ugh. Good thing we got away from crowded Coruscant. 369 00:22:27,916 --> 00:22:28,916 (CONTINUES SINGING) 370 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,916 Oh, look, even more singing and dancing. 371 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,666 Some Empire Day this turned out to be. 372 00:22:34,750 --> 00:22:37,583 We traveled halfway across the galaxy for this? 373 00:22:37,666 --> 00:22:39,291 Well, I blame myself, really. 374 00:22:39,375 --> 00:22:42,125 You think I'd learn not to put you in charge of anything. 375 00:22:42,208 --> 00:22:45,791 Ugh. Smells like a beached Mon Calamari out here. 376 00:22:45,875 --> 00:22:48,708 That does it! I did this for you! 377 00:22:48,791 --> 00:22:53,625 You think I want to be out in this sun? It's like a swamp in this armor! 378 00:22:53,708 --> 00:22:57,333 -You were right. Let's go home. -Fine. 379 00:22:58,458 --> 00:23:02,125 -Gonna be a long trip. -Especially the way you fly. 380 00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:04,583 -Gonna blow up the beach -(CROWD CHEERING) 381 00:23:04,666 --> 00:23:06,875 We're Vic Vankoh and the Bith Boys. 382 00:23:06,958 --> 00:23:11,541 Now, who's ready for the big beach game competition? 383 00:23:11,625 --> 00:23:13,333 (SCOFFS) Not me. 384 00:23:13,416 --> 00:23:18,708 The winners receive two passes to our All-You-Can-Scarif-Down buffet! 385 00:23:18,791 --> 00:23:21,750 -DARTH VADER: Ooh! -Oh, big deal. 386 00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:26,500 -And will be declared Rulers Of The Beach! -(GASPS) 387 00:23:26,583 --> 00:23:33,541 Ruler? Lord Vader, prepare for battle. 388 00:23:34,750 --> 00:23:35,916 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 389 00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:42,000 I'm open, I'm open. Over here. Oh, oh, oh! Pass it to me. 390 00:23:44,833 --> 00:23:48,041 Ha! Up top. Down low. On the flip side. (FARTS) 391 00:23:48,416 --> 00:23:49,416 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 392 00:23:53,875 --> 00:23:55,708 (HUMMING INCREDULOUSLY) Hmm? 393 00:23:56,750 --> 00:23:57,750 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 394 00:23:59,291 --> 00:24:01,416 (LAUGHS AND EXCLAIMS) 395 00:24:02,375 --> 00:24:04,416 Everybody, limbo! 396 00:24:07,875 --> 00:24:10,333 (GASPS) It burns. 397 00:24:10,416 --> 00:24:11,958 Who's next? 398 00:24:12,666 --> 00:24:17,375 (BLOWING WHISTLE) 399 00:24:18,125 --> 00:24:24,583 The winners of every single contest and Rulers of the Beach are... 400 00:24:25,250 --> 00:24:26,708 I never got your names. 401 00:24:26,791 --> 00:24:32,958 It's Sheev. Sheev Palpa... Palpa... Sky... Welker... Junior? 402 00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:36,458 And your friend looks awfully familiar. 403 00:24:36,583 --> 00:24:38,000 (BREATHS HEAVILY) 404 00:24:38,083 --> 00:24:39,875 Who? Him? He's no one. 405 00:24:39,958 --> 00:24:41,916 The Rulers of the Beach! 406 00:24:42,541 --> 00:24:49,500 That's right! Ruler of the Beach! Me! Unlimited power! 407 00:24:49,750 --> 00:24:51,750 (CROWD GRUMBLING) 408 00:24:54,958 --> 00:24:56,625 (AIR HORN BLOWS) 409 00:24:58,375 --> 00:25:01,458 -What is this abomination? -A participation trophy. 410 00:25:01,541 --> 00:25:03,958 You know, we were going for, you know, a laidback vibe, 411 00:25:04,041 --> 00:25:07,083 'cause here on Scarif, everyone's a ruler. 412 00:25:07,166 --> 00:25:12,250 Vic, Vic, Vic, Vic, Vic, Vic. If everyone is a ruler, then no one is. 413 00:25:12,333 --> 00:25:17,250 And if no one is a ruler, then you have chaos! Zappity-zappity! 414 00:25:17,333 --> 00:25:19,208 Hey! It's the Emperor! 415 00:25:19,291 --> 00:25:20,666 -(CROWD SCREAMING) -DARTH VADER: Hey! 416 00:25:20,750 --> 00:25:22,958 Hey! It's Darth Vader! 417 00:25:23,083 --> 00:25:26,583 No time for buffets. You've got work to do. Lots of work. 418 00:25:26,916 --> 00:25:29,583 Work? But we're on vacation. 419 00:25:29,666 --> 00:25:33,666 Ah, that's the thing. This little trip has made me realize something. 420 00:25:33,750 --> 00:25:37,625 When you do what you love, every day is a vacation. 421 00:25:37,708 --> 00:25:41,250 Now, you're going to build an Imperial base right here on Scarif. 422 00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:44,500 What's left of this stage is a perfect place for barracks. 423 00:25:44,583 --> 00:25:47,083 The data vault will fill in that lovely dune. 424 00:25:47,166 --> 00:25:50,541 Oh, and, of course, we'll put a shield gate over here, 425 00:25:50,625 --> 00:25:53,875 but the master switch way over there. 426 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:02,375 So, Scarif just went from resort to Imperial base back to resort. 427 00:26:02,458 --> 00:26:05,458 That's a bit of an up-and-back. But there's an important lesson. 428 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,583 The Emperor was impossible to please? 429 00:26:07,791 --> 00:26:10,958 -Well, yeah, but, no. -Sand and armor don't mix? 430 00:26:11,041 --> 00:26:12,833 -Close. -Don't give in to the dark side? 431 00:26:12,916 --> 00:26:17,583 Eventually. But most importantly, you gotta find your bliss. 432 00:26:17,666 --> 00:26:18,833 Do what you love. 433 00:26:18,916 --> 00:26:20,541 What do you love to do, Finn? 434 00:26:20,625 --> 00:26:21,916 What do I love? 435 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,125 Figure that out, and you'll be made in the shade. 436 00:26:25,541 --> 00:26:31,291 "Do what you love." Wait. Did you just give me a life lesson from the Emperor? 437 00:26:31,875 --> 00:26:33,000 (MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY) 438 00:26:45,541 --> 00:26:49,875 "Enjoy your vacation while you can." "Do what you'd love." 439 00:26:53,166 --> 00:26:54,541 Where are they? 440 00:26:55,291 --> 00:26:56,291 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 441 00:26:59,750 --> 00:27:04,166 At Chandrila Star Line, we want your experience to be like my cape collection, 442 00:27:04,250 --> 00:27:08,458 ultra-luxurious and always in style. 443 00:27:08,541 --> 00:27:13,250 We hope you and yours are enjoying your vacation together. 444 00:27:13,333 --> 00:27:14,583 Zip it, Lando. 445 00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:17,666 Vacation... Cation together. Ation together. 446 00:27:19,958 --> 00:27:22,375 LEIA: Surprising how hard that can be sometimes. 447 00:27:22,458 --> 00:27:23,458 FINN: Leia? 448 00:27:23,541 --> 00:27:26,083 That's General Organa to you. 449 00:27:26,166 --> 00:27:28,166 Right, sorry, General. 450 00:27:28,791 --> 00:27:31,750 Finn, I'm teasing. You seem a little lost. 451 00:27:31,916 --> 00:27:33,250 I'm working through some stuff. 452 00:27:33,333 --> 00:27:36,250 Like how to have fun in the moment like Master Kenobi told me. 453 00:27:36,333 --> 00:27:39,541 Obi-Wan Kenobi said to have fun? 454 00:27:39,625 --> 00:27:41,750 (LAUGHS) 455 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,708 Really? Obi-Wan? Kenobi? 456 00:27:44,791 --> 00:27:48,375 And then, Anakin Skywalker told me to do what I love. 457 00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:52,208 I've spent more time today with ghosts than my friends. 458 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,791 No offense, General. And I'm starting to regret even taking this trip. 459 00:27:57,333 --> 00:28:01,875 Finn, we all need to get away every now and then. I certainly did. 460 00:28:01,958 --> 00:28:06,708 You? The war hero? The Resistance General? 461 00:28:07,208 --> 00:28:08,625 You're those things, too. 462 00:28:08,708 --> 00:28:10,375 Then why am I having such a hard time? 463 00:28:10,458 --> 00:28:15,833 Because sometimes a vacation is about more than just having fun. A lot more. 464 00:28:15,916 --> 00:28:19,000 Let me tell you about a trip Han and I once took. 465 00:28:19,166 --> 00:28:21,250 We had planned a final family trip 466 00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:24,958 on our way to take our son to begin his Jedi training. 467 00:28:25,041 --> 00:28:27,750 TOUR DROID: Once a mining colony during the Imperial era, 468 00:28:27,833 --> 00:28:32,000 Mimban is now home to many historical attractions, including this. 469 00:28:32,083 --> 00:28:35,000 The galaxy's fourth largest ball of mud. 470 00:28:35,291 --> 00:28:38,916 This is where Chewie and I first met. Isn't this great, Ben? 471 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:43,291 Great? When a bunch of Stormtroopers threw you in a pit for him to eat you? 472 00:28:43,375 --> 00:28:46,166 -(BELLOWS) -Yeah. Good times. 473 00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:47,458 (SIGHS) 474 00:28:47,791 --> 00:28:52,125 TOUR DROID: Now, please, follow me to see the galaxy's third largest ball of mud. 475 00:28:53,541 --> 00:28:55,875 Hey, what do you think, pal? Pretty cool, huh? 476 00:28:55,958 --> 00:28:56,958 You want a T-shirt? 477 00:29:00,083 --> 00:29:03,958 (SIGHS) No offense, Dad, but when you said we were gonna make a "fun stop," 478 00:29:04,041 --> 00:29:06,750 I assumed it would actually be fun. 479 00:29:07,458 --> 00:29:09,416 Who doesn't think this is fun? 480 00:29:09,541 --> 00:29:14,041 C-3PO: (GASPING) I'm... I'm stuck! 481 00:29:14,166 --> 00:29:16,000 (R2-D2 BEEPING) 482 00:29:16,208 --> 00:29:18,875 Does Ben realize how lucky he is? 483 00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:22,666 I never had family vacations growing up. Or a family. 484 00:29:22,750 --> 00:29:25,166 Oh, he's getting older, Han. 485 00:29:25,250 --> 00:29:28,166 He doesn't wanna slosh around in his father's memories. 486 00:29:28,250 --> 00:29:30,458 He wants his own adventures. 487 00:29:30,541 --> 00:29:31,750 His own adventures. 488 00:29:32,833 --> 00:29:35,791 (C-3PO EXCLAIMS AND SCREAMS) 489 00:29:36,125 --> 00:29:37,875 (R2-D2 SCREAMS) 490 00:29:41,250 --> 00:29:43,541 Chewie, set a course for Endor. 491 00:29:43,625 --> 00:29:44,958 (BELLOWS) 492 00:29:45,041 --> 00:29:49,000 Han, what did I say about not making Ben slosh around in your memories? 493 00:29:49,458 --> 00:29:52,708 I'm not. It's this fancy new resort. 494 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:57,166 It'll be fun family bonding. What do you say, Son? 495 00:29:57,666 --> 00:29:59,791 Dad! You know what would be really fun? 496 00:29:59,875 --> 00:30:01,708 If I flew us there. 497 00:30:03,125 --> 00:30:07,250 Fly the Falcon? Uh, maybe someday when you're older. 498 00:30:07,333 --> 00:30:09,583 Oh, you never let me do anything. 499 00:30:13,458 --> 00:30:15,250 You flew at his age. 500 00:30:15,333 --> 00:30:20,583 Speeders and swoops. And I crashed. A lot. He isn't ready. 501 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,416 Is it possible that you're not ready? 502 00:30:23,916 --> 00:30:28,083 I'm ready. I'm so ready. Not ready for what? 503 00:30:28,666 --> 00:30:30,625 To let him go. 504 00:30:31,666 --> 00:30:33,625 (BELLOWS) 505 00:30:34,041 --> 00:30:36,375 All right. Endor, here we come. 506 00:30:39,416 --> 00:30:41,916 Not quite what I had in mind. 507 00:30:45,625 --> 00:30:47,166 But we'll make the best of it. 508 00:30:48,083 --> 00:30:49,083 (SIGHS) 509 00:30:49,166 --> 00:30:52,291 Hey, maybe we can take a ride together, buddy. 510 00:30:52,958 --> 00:30:53,958 (GRUNTS) 511 00:30:54,041 --> 00:30:56,708 (SCOFFS) Can't we just go to Uncle Luke's? 512 00:30:56,791 --> 00:31:00,375 Ben's right, Han. This place is seriously rundown. 513 00:31:00,666 --> 00:31:04,583 We prefer the term "Ewok rustic," Your Highness. 514 00:31:04,916 --> 00:31:07,791 Welcome to the Lake Villages of Endor. 515 00:31:07,875 --> 00:31:12,791 I'm Wick Cooper. Intergalactic bon vivant and proprietor. 516 00:31:12,875 --> 00:31:15,666 But, please, call me Mr. Cooper. 517 00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:18,583 And let me say how thrilled we are 518 00:31:18,666 --> 00:31:24,250 to have the esteemed Organa-Solos as our guests. Luxury awaits. 519 00:31:24,333 --> 00:31:26,125 C-3PO: Oh, my! 520 00:31:26,208 --> 00:31:28,458 -And I see you've found Lake Ewok. -(C-3PO SCREAMS) 521 00:31:37,833 --> 00:31:39,625 -Your eyes okay, kid? -(GASPS) 522 00:31:39,708 --> 00:31:42,833 You look like you've been staring into a twin sun solar eclipse. 523 00:31:42,916 --> 00:31:43,916 I... Um... 524 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:49,708 This is my daughter, Sidero. Say hello to our guests, princess. 525 00:31:49,791 --> 00:31:54,375 Dad, don't call me... Princess Leia Organa! What an honor. 526 00:31:54,458 --> 00:31:57,458 Hi, Sidero. This is Han, and Chewbacca. 527 00:31:57,541 --> 00:32:00,083 -(R2-D2 BEEPS) -Whoa! R2-D2? 528 00:32:01,541 --> 00:32:03,458 And I am C-3PO, human... 529 00:32:03,541 --> 00:32:05,708 You didn't tell me they were staying with us. 530 00:32:05,791 --> 00:32:08,958 This is so cool! Oh, and can I have some credits? 531 00:32:09,041 --> 00:32:11,125 I'm meeting Mahlnor at the Admiral Snack Bar. 532 00:32:11,541 --> 00:32:14,625 -It's a... It's a... -I'm not saying it. 533 00:32:14,708 --> 00:32:16,458 It's a snack! (LAUGHS) 534 00:32:16,541 --> 00:32:22,250 Of course, my little porgie-pie. Hey, why don't you show Ben the beach? 535 00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:24,958 Uh, me? Go with her? 536 00:32:25,041 --> 00:32:27,750 Whoa! He speaks. Come on, kid. 537 00:32:28,916 --> 00:32:30,583 What about the speeder-bike? 538 00:32:32,958 --> 00:32:35,375 He may have other interests. 539 00:32:36,375 --> 00:32:38,708 Maybe later. Have fun. 540 00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:45,291 Now, to the reception desk, milady. And, my guy. 541 00:32:47,583 --> 00:32:50,125 I can't believe your mom is the Leia Organa. 542 00:32:50,416 --> 00:32:54,375 She is so wizard! Your life must be so exciting. 543 00:32:54,458 --> 00:32:56,083 Have you flown the Millennium Falcon? 544 00:32:56,166 --> 00:32:58,625 Of course he has. Haven't you, Ben? 545 00:32:58,708 --> 00:33:00,041 Uh, actually... 546 00:33:00,125 --> 00:33:04,375 You ladies see me out there? I just set a new Lake Ewok speed record. 547 00:33:04,791 --> 00:33:06,416 (SCOFFS) Who's the mouse droid? 548 00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:09,541 Lay off, Rad. This is Ben Solo. 549 00:33:09,625 --> 00:33:12,666 He was just about to tell us what it's like to fly the Millennium Falcon. 550 00:33:12,750 --> 00:33:14,875 Pff! This little womp rat? 551 00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:16,875 (GLUGS) 552 00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:20,958 He couldn't even reach the controls, much less fly. 553 00:33:21,041 --> 00:33:23,208 I fly the Falcon all the time. 554 00:33:23,291 --> 00:33:26,958 Just because your last name is Solo, it doesn't mean you're a pilot. 555 00:33:27,041 --> 00:33:29,208 Oh, yeah? I'll prove it. 556 00:33:31,416 --> 00:33:34,666 Solo? More like "so low." 557 00:33:34,750 --> 00:33:40,041 Get it? "So low." Low. 'Cause he's short. 558 00:33:40,125 --> 00:33:41,833 (LAUGHS OBNOXIOUSLY) 559 00:33:41,916 --> 00:33:44,500 So low. So good. 560 00:33:46,583 --> 00:33:50,500 And this the nav computer. Hyperdrive systems status... 561 00:33:50,583 --> 00:33:52,583 Please, don't sit in my dad's seat. 562 00:33:52,666 --> 00:33:54,375 And you can't touch his dice. 563 00:33:54,458 --> 00:33:56,000 (POWERING UP) 564 00:33:56,375 --> 00:33:58,208 And you definitely can't touch the... 565 00:33:58,625 --> 00:34:01,708 -Strap in, moof-milkers! -...controls! 566 00:34:01,791 --> 00:34:03,666 Oh, yeah! 567 00:34:08,541 --> 00:34:12,083 This is an awfully long walk to get to the reception desk. 568 00:34:13,291 --> 00:34:14,916 Oh, it's not much further. 569 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:20,083 I have to say, when I saw your names on the guest list, I was intrigued. 570 00:34:20,708 --> 00:34:22,041 (GRUNTS SOFTLY) 571 00:34:22,125 --> 00:34:26,250 You're right, Chewie. We haven't seen one Ewok since we got here. 572 00:34:26,333 --> 00:34:29,125 Count your blessings. Ewoks, ugh! 573 00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:30,666 They may seem cute and cuddly, 574 00:34:30,750 --> 00:34:33,875 but they're actually vicious little monsters. 575 00:34:33,958 --> 00:34:38,416 In fact, that's what I wanted to talk to you about! (YELPS) 576 00:34:38,833 --> 00:34:42,083 Blast it! Oh, you see? Monsters. 577 00:34:42,166 --> 00:34:44,833 But you're not gonna push me around anymore, you little creeps. 578 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:46,666 Look who's on my side now. 579 00:34:46,791 --> 00:34:48,041 (LAUGHS) 580 00:34:48,125 --> 00:34:49,875 (EWOK GRUNTS) 581 00:34:51,666 --> 00:34:57,125 Yeah-huh. That's right. Leia Organa and Han Solo. Heroes of the Rebellion. 582 00:34:57,208 --> 00:34:59,000 Besties with Wick Cooper. 583 00:34:59,375 --> 00:35:02,041 -(CHATTERING EXCITEDLY) -Hey, we know these fuzzballs. 584 00:35:02,750 --> 00:35:03,750 (WHOOPING EXCITEDLY) 585 00:35:03,833 --> 00:35:05,375 Wicket? Wicket! 586 00:35:09,041 --> 00:35:10,583 C-3PO: Whoa, whoa! 587 00:35:10,833 --> 00:35:17,666 I am once again a golden god. You may proceed with the worshipping. 588 00:35:18,458 --> 00:35:20,000 What's going on, Wick? 589 00:35:20,083 --> 00:35:23,666 Yeah. I'm starting to think this isn't the reception desk. 590 00:35:24,625 --> 00:35:28,625 I might have had an ulterior motive bringing you out here. 591 00:35:28,708 --> 00:35:32,166 You know, it seems the locals haven't been exactly quote-unquote thrilled 592 00:35:32,250 --> 00:35:35,333 with my resort, and, you know, they're trying to muscle me out. 593 00:35:35,416 --> 00:35:38,291 You know, the ush, throwing rocks, 594 00:35:38,375 --> 00:35:41,541 log-rolling the tents, threatening to eat my guests. 595 00:35:41,625 --> 00:35:44,125 So, I thought if someone of your stature talked to them, 596 00:35:44,208 --> 00:35:45,708 that maybe they would back off. 597 00:35:45,791 --> 00:35:49,500 And now that I see you are all friends... 598 00:35:50,833 --> 00:35:55,166 I don't know. Real estate disputes aren't exactly our area of expertise. 599 00:35:55,250 --> 00:35:57,333 Besides, it was their moon first. 600 00:35:57,416 --> 00:36:01,291 I know, but a guy gets a little unlucky, makes a bad deal? 601 00:36:01,375 --> 00:36:03,166 Gets out over his skiffs? 602 00:36:03,250 --> 00:36:05,791 -I kind of relate. -(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Uh... 603 00:36:05,875 --> 00:36:09,750 Your Highness? I hate to be pushy, but could we move this along? 604 00:36:10,083 --> 00:36:12,541 I hope Ben's vacation is going better than ours. 605 00:36:12,791 --> 00:36:15,208 (BEN SCREAMING) 606 00:36:18,208 --> 00:36:20,166 Oh, yeah! 607 00:36:20,250 --> 00:36:23,375 Oh, this isn't wizard at all. I wanna go home. 608 00:36:23,458 --> 00:36:25,041 Do something, Ben. 609 00:36:26,708 --> 00:36:28,208 (SPEAKING EWOKESE) 610 00:36:28,291 --> 00:36:30,958 WICK: What did he say? Sorry, I'm not fluent in varmint. 611 00:36:31,041 --> 00:36:33,500 C-3PO: I'm a little rusty in their dialect, 612 00:36:33,583 --> 00:36:37,833 but I believe he called you a "slimy, sludge-swilling scoundrel." 613 00:36:37,958 --> 00:36:38,958 (GASPS) 614 00:36:39,041 --> 00:36:45,458 How dare you, sir? You're the ones who invite people to a barbecue to eat them. 615 00:36:45,583 --> 00:36:47,250 (SPEAKS EWOKESE) 616 00:36:48,833 --> 00:36:50,500 You're only proving my point! 617 00:36:52,291 --> 00:36:57,833 Good news. Problem solved. The Ewoks agree to back off on one condition. 618 00:36:58,083 --> 00:37:02,083 -Absolutely anything. -If you go into business together. 619 00:37:02,166 --> 00:37:05,291 I would be happy to bring them on. 620 00:37:05,375 --> 00:37:07,666 Wick and Wicket's. It has a nice ring to it. 621 00:37:07,750 --> 00:37:10,250 Aah! Fine, yeah, yeah. Wicket and Wick's. 622 00:37:12,541 --> 00:37:13,541 Ben. 623 00:37:13,625 --> 00:37:16,375 -What? What's the matter? -Our son is in trouble. 624 00:37:16,458 --> 00:37:18,083 How do you know? 625 00:37:18,166 --> 00:37:19,500 (RUMBLING) 626 00:37:22,458 --> 00:37:23,458 I know. 627 00:37:23,708 --> 00:37:25,333 Bring it down, Rad! 628 00:37:25,416 --> 00:37:28,583 I think you said, "Bring it up." Engaging. 629 00:37:28,666 --> 00:37:30,625 Whoo! 630 00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:35,208 -Hello? -Put my son on! 631 00:37:35,291 --> 00:37:40,583 -It's for you. -Ben, are you okay? What was that? 632 00:37:40,666 --> 00:37:43,708 Why did you fly us into an asteroid field? 633 00:37:43,791 --> 00:37:45,000 I didn't mean to! 634 00:37:45,083 --> 00:37:46,958 C-3PO: Asteroid field? 635 00:37:47,041 --> 00:37:50,500 There are no known asteroid fields around Endor. Must be... 636 00:37:50,583 --> 00:37:51,958 BOTH: Death Star debris. 637 00:37:52,041 --> 00:37:54,208 HAN: Don't worry. We're gonna get you home safe. 638 00:37:54,291 --> 00:37:57,625 -How? -I don't know. 639 00:37:58,708 --> 00:38:01,916 Han, it's time to let go. 640 00:38:03,083 --> 00:38:05,958 Ben, you're going to fly the Falcon. 641 00:38:06,041 --> 00:38:07,125 I am? 642 00:38:07,375 --> 00:38:11,291 C-3PO: Sir, the chances of a child successfully navigating a debris field 643 00:38:11,375 --> 00:38:15,333 are approximately 5,738,000 to... 644 00:38:15,416 --> 00:38:18,291 Never tell my son the odds. You got this, Ben. 645 00:38:19,833 --> 00:38:22,291 -Out of my way, mouse droid. -(SHRIEKS) 646 00:38:22,916 --> 00:38:26,375 Okay, first, put all power to the front deflector shields. 647 00:38:26,458 --> 00:38:27,916 Those switches up there. 648 00:38:28,750 --> 00:38:31,541 And next, you might be able to blast some of the debris away. 649 00:38:31,625 --> 00:38:33,708 Can you get someone on the laser cannons? 650 00:38:34,791 --> 00:38:35,875 On it. 651 00:38:36,708 --> 00:38:38,250 Okay. Now what? 652 00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:40,708 You're a Solo. Now, you fly. 653 00:38:43,208 --> 00:38:44,375 Mahlnor, you're up! 654 00:38:47,250 --> 00:38:48,291 MAHLNOR: I got it! 655 00:38:48,375 --> 00:38:50,583 Great, kid. Don't get cocky. 656 00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:54,791 SIDERO: Look out, Ben! 657 00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:57,166 (ALL SCREAMING) 658 00:39:08,625 --> 00:39:09,875 Yahoo! 659 00:39:10,041 --> 00:39:12,166 HAN: I couldn't have done it any better myself. 660 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,791 Are they, uh, definitely okay? 661 00:39:17,875 --> 00:39:19,625 (SIGHS IN RELIEF) Absolutely. 662 00:39:19,708 --> 00:39:22,041 Then, could somebody cut me down? 663 00:39:22,125 --> 00:39:24,583 Because the blood is rushing to my head. 664 00:39:29,541 --> 00:39:31,541 (GRUNTS) 665 00:39:32,791 --> 00:39:36,083 C-3PO: Artoo, thank the stars you are safe. 666 00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:38,458 Oh, cool, a barbecue! 667 00:39:42,166 --> 00:39:45,291 Oh, my sweet little girl. (KISSING) 668 00:39:45,833 --> 00:39:51,666 Oh, Daddy is so glad his brave little porgie-worgie pie is okay. 669 00:39:51,750 --> 00:39:56,083 -Dad, everyone's watching. -I don't care. 670 00:39:56,375 --> 00:39:58,375 (CHEWBACCA BELLOWS) 671 00:39:58,458 --> 00:40:00,625 Thanks, Chewie. (LAUGHS) 672 00:40:04,291 --> 00:40:08,250 Ben! You were amazing up there with the lasers, and the blasting. 673 00:40:08,333 --> 00:40:10,500 And the turning in the... Oh, my gosh. 674 00:40:10,583 --> 00:40:12,250 Oh, it was nothing. 675 00:40:13,250 --> 00:40:14,458 See you around, Ben. 676 00:40:14,541 --> 00:40:17,041 -(LAUGHING) -(R2-D2 WHISTLES) 677 00:40:18,375 --> 00:40:21,833 -Best vacation ever! -(R2-D2 BEEPS) 678 00:40:39,708 --> 00:40:41,166 (BELLOWS) 679 00:40:41,250 --> 00:40:43,416 I'll miss you, too, Chewie. 680 00:40:45,875 --> 00:40:48,000 You're going to love lightsaber training. 681 00:40:48,083 --> 00:40:51,375 Try not to lose a hand. It's kind of a thing in our family. 682 00:40:51,458 --> 00:40:54,500 -Okay, Mom. -We love you so much. 683 00:40:55,041 --> 00:40:57,208 You flew the Falcon through a debris field, 684 00:40:57,291 --> 00:40:59,416 saved the day, and got your first kiss. 685 00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:00,500 Dad. 686 00:41:00,583 --> 00:41:03,666 I'm just saying, the trip wasn't all bad, right? 687 00:41:04,041 --> 00:41:07,666 -I guess not. -Well, I guess this is it. 688 00:41:08,041 --> 00:41:10,500 -Yeah. -You listen to your Uncle Luke. 689 00:41:10,791 --> 00:41:11,791 I will. 690 00:41:14,916 --> 00:41:18,458 Son? I love you. 691 00:41:19,750 --> 00:41:20,750 I know. 692 00:41:31,833 --> 00:41:33,791 -FINN: Was it hard? -Was what hard? 693 00:41:33,875 --> 00:41:34,916 Saying goodbye. 694 00:41:35,375 --> 00:41:40,250 It was the hardest. But it was also time. Why do you ask? 695 00:41:40,333 --> 00:41:43,333 'Cause I'm starting to realize that I don't know if I can do it. 696 00:41:43,416 --> 00:41:45,416 We're all about to go our separate ways. 697 00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:48,333 Rey is headed to the Unknown Regions to search for Jedi temples. 698 00:41:48,416 --> 00:41:51,666 Poe's training new X-Wing pilots. Rose is off to lead relief missions, 699 00:41:51,750 --> 00:41:54,625 and I'm gonna scour the galaxy for others like me. 700 00:41:54,708 --> 00:41:56,625 Others who are strong in the Force. 701 00:41:56,708 --> 00:41:58,666 Who knows when we'll all be together again? 702 00:41:58,750 --> 00:42:01,458 Perhaps that's why this trip has been so difficult. 703 00:42:01,541 --> 00:42:03,458 -For all of you. -All of us? 704 00:42:03,541 --> 00:42:07,291 Is it possible that none of you are ready to say goodbye? 705 00:42:08,583 --> 00:42:13,416 Finn, a wise Jedi once told me, "No one's ever really gone." 706 00:42:15,041 --> 00:42:16,250 Thank you, General. 707 00:42:18,083 --> 00:42:21,791 -C-3PO: Oh, there is Master Finn. -We've been looking all over for you. 708 00:42:21,875 --> 00:42:24,583 -FINN: And I've been looking for you. -We're sorry, buddy. 709 00:42:24,666 --> 00:42:25,791 For what? 710 00:42:25,875 --> 00:42:28,458 You arranged this amazing vacation for us to be together, 711 00:42:28,541 --> 00:42:31,625 but we all went off and did our own things. 712 00:42:32,125 --> 00:42:36,625 That's okay. I realized I planned this trip because I was avoiding something. 713 00:42:36,708 --> 00:42:38,000 Saying goodbye. 714 00:42:38,083 --> 00:42:39,083 He's right. 715 00:42:39,166 --> 00:42:41,666 -I've been feeling it, too. -This trip is the end. 716 00:42:41,750 --> 00:42:44,583 Exactly. But a trip isn't about the destination. 717 00:42:44,666 --> 00:42:48,583 It's about the journey. Enjoying the moments for as long as they last. 718 00:42:48,666 --> 00:42:51,416 Oh, no. Don't you do it. Don't go mushy on me. 719 00:42:51,500 --> 00:42:53,000 Remember how we first met? 720 00:42:53,083 --> 00:42:55,750 FN-2187. That's the only name they ever gave me. 721 00:42:55,833 --> 00:42:58,750 Well, I ain't using it. I'm gonna call you Finn. Is that all right? 722 00:42:59,166 --> 00:43:00,708 You gave me a name, Poe. 723 00:43:00,791 --> 00:43:03,708 Oh, you did it. You went mushy on me. 724 00:43:04,416 --> 00:43:06,125 (BLOWS NOSE) 725 00:43:08,375 --> 00:43:10,708 And, Rey, remember the marketplace on Jakku? 726 00:43:11,583 --> 00:43:13,291 -(GRUNTS) -(COUGHS) 727 00:43:15,583 --> 00:43:16,583 Follow me. 728 00:43:17,708 --> 00:43:23,458 You gave me purpose, Rey. And, Rose, you gave me hope. 729 00:43:23,541 --> 00:43:24,666 Why would you stop me? 730 00:43:24,750 --> 00:43:28,708 I saved you. That's how we win. Saving what we love. 731 00:43:31,375 --> 00:43:34,625 I've been told that you have to do what you love. 732 00:43:34,708 --> 00:43:38,708 Well, I've loved fighting alongside all of you. I'm gonna miss that. 733 00:43:38,791 --> 00:43:42,166 I didn't want to admit it to myself, but I never wanted those feelings to end. 734 00:43:42,250 --> 00:43:44,041 That's why I planned this trip. 735 00:43:44,125 --> 00:43:48,125 But with the memories we've shared, well, no one's ever really gone. 736 00:43:50,416 --> 00:43:56,291 Hey! The trip's just getting started. Oh! I know what we should do now. 737 00:43:56,375 --> 00:44:01,250 -Better not be a trash compactor. -Group hug? Come on. 738 00:44:01,333 --> 00:44:05,791 C-3PO: This is really quite pleasant. Chewbacca! 739 00:44:05,875 --> 00:44:08,291 -(CHEWBACCA BELLOWS) -No, Chewie. That hug's perfect. 740 00:44:08,875 --> 00:44:13,458 We hope you are enjoying your adventure aboard the Halcyon. 741 00:44:13,541 --> 00:44:19,458 Although every trip must eventually end, the memories never do. 742 00:44:19,541 --> 00:44:25,916 So, we thank you, for joining us, and may the Force be with you. 743 00:44:31,291 --> 00:44:33,291 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING)