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[radio broadcaster]
<i>The Red Sox are taking on</i>
<i>the Yankees at Fenway Park.</i>

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[passenger] Five stars.

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-[broadcast continues]
-[car door closes]

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[vehicle departing]

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[passenger whistling]

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[footsteps approaching]

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[door opens]

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-[door closes]
-[lock clicks]

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[passenger humming]

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[imitates popping]

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[passenger clears throat]

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[passenger] Hmm.

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[passenger whistling]

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[whistling stops]

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Oh.

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[officer on phone]
<i>Boston police.</i>

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Hi, this is I. M. Fletcher
calling from 5 Union Park.

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-[officer]<i> Yeah, and?</i>
-There's a murdered
woman downstairs.

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<i>-There's a what woman?</i>
-Murdered.

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[officer]<i> Well, uh,</i>
<i>this is just</i>
<i>a general precinct line.</i>

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<i>If you're scheduling a meeting</i>
<i>or something like that.</i>

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Yeah, well,
this is just a courtesy call.

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[officer]<i> A courtesy call?</i>
<i>You got a murder, you call 911.</i>

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Well... [sighs]
...the emergency part's
kind of over, you know?

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[officer]<i> Well, this isn't</i>
<i>the murder department.</i>

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Can you just tell homicide?
It's 5 Union Park.

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They like murders.
They'll be interested.

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[police radio chatter]

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[hums]

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Uh, whoops.

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[door opens, closes]

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-You Fletcher?
-Yes.

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I'm Sergeant Inspector Monroe.

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Inspector?
Like in Scotland Yard?

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-This is Griz.
-Hello, Mr. Fletcher.

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Please,
my mother calls me Mr. Fletcher.

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-You can call me Fletch.
-Did you have a piece of fruit?

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I had a pear. How did you know?

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There's obviously
a piece missing.

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Griz, check the front door.

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Okay.

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-What's your full name?
-I. M. Fletcher.

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Hmm. I am Monroe.

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Full name, please.

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Irwin Maurice Fletcher.

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They caught me
in the middle of a yawn.

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They wouldn't let me retake it.
Can you imagine that?

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What'd you hit her with?

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I didn't hit her with anything.

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This your place?

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Well, I'm renting it
for a couple of weeks.

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-It's owned by a guy
named Owen Tasserly.
-[yawns]

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Rather opulent
for just one person.

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Well, before you get the idea
that I'm some rich asshole,
I'm not.

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My girlfriend has the money.
She arranged this.

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Where is she?
Rome.

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Where I just flew back in from.

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Um,
I checked the front entrance.

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There's a key deadlock
and there's a sliding bolt

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and no footprints
and no forced entry.

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Nice job, Griz. Take five.

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What's your girlfriend's name?

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Andy. Angela.

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Andy Angela.
Write that down, Griz.

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It's Angela de Grassi.
You kill her too?

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May I remind you
that I reported this murder

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and waited
for you all to arrive?

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You been drinking long?
Oh, geez,

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I had my first beer
when I was 12.

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Mmm.

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Here you go, Griz.

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I'm not your waitress.

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No, I understand that,
but I thought maybe
you'd like my fingerprints.

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-See? Cooperating.
-Mmm.

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[Griz] Hey, um, guy--
Sorry, I don't know your name.
Evidence?

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[yawns]

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Do you need a blanket?

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You know what, Griz?

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Why don't you ask
Mr. Fletcher some questions.

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You're gonna have
the trainee interrogate me?

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Go ahead, Griz.

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Go ahead, Griz.

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Okay. Um...

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Um... [clears throat]
...Mr. Fletcher,

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did you know the victim,
Laurel Goodwin?

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Mm-mmm.
We never offer up
the victim's name.

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[shushes] It's Griz's turn.

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Never met her. At least
not while she was alive.

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What flight were you on?
[Fletch] Alitalia.

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I landed at 8:46 p.m.

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But you didn't call
the police until 11:09.

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Well, I stopped and had dinner
at the Warren Tavern
on the way in.

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Can you produce proof of that?
A receipt, perhaps?

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-I paid cash.
-[sighs]

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-[Griz]
What do you do for a living?
-I'm a freelance journalist.

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I've spent the last two years
traveling Europe
writing about art.

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Quite the art collection
Mr. Tasserly has.

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Yeah.

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Paul Klee out there.
A Degas horse.

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I saw a Warhol over there
by the fish tank.

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See, this is my theory.

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I think the victim
interrupted an art theft.

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The thief got spooked,
bonked her over the head
and then ran.

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No amateur sleuthing,
please.

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Listen, I used to be
a investigative reporter
of some repute.

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I could be very helpful
in this whole matter.

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I used to play the trumpet
in high school.

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I never offered advice
to Miles Davis.

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Shut up and talk.

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That's a very confusing
combination of commands.

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Mr. Fletcher,
why are you in Boston?

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I'm researching a book.
The definitive biography
of Edgar Arthur Tharp Jr.

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The cowboy painter.

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-You've heard of him.
-I prefer Remington.

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You would.

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Go on, Griz.
Okay. Where was I?

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Sorry, I'm so distracted
by Mr. Fletcher's feet.
[scoffs]

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Come on, Griz.
Feet want to be free.

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I see you two
have been brainwashed
by the shoe lobby.

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My Go--
Okay, look, Mr. Fletcher.

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If you did kill
this young woman, a confession
would be appreciated.

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I have a baby at the house.
Do you have a baby
at your house?

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I really could use some sleep.

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Okay, Inspector,
you know there's such a thing
as paternity leave, right?

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[scoffs]

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So, you're a journalist,
traipsing all over Europe?

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-You really make a living
doing that?
-Yeah, I make a decent one.

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No secondary forms of income
from more unsavory lines
of work?

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Writing for in-flight magazines
is about as unsavory as it gets.

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You got some place you can stay?
We're gonna need 24 hours
to do a full sweep.

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I don't know. Right here's okay.

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Are you sure there's nothing
you're hiding from me,
Mr. Fletcher?

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Come on, Inspector.
I'm an open book.

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["Nessuno" playing]

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Mr. Fletcher?
Yes.

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Thank you for meeting me,
Miss de Grassi.

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[in Italian]
Would you like something, sir?

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[in English]
Uh, are you paying?

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[in Italian]
A negroni, please.

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-Madame, another one?
-No, thank you.

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[in English] So, how is
the Count Clementi
Arbogastes de Grassi?

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My father is fine.

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But I don't understand
why he hired you to find
his stolen paintings.

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Who are you?
I'm a freelance journalist.

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Uh, your father liked a piece
I wrote about an art theft
at the Royal Museum in Brussels.

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My story helped the police
crack the case.

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Good for you,
but you're not a detective.

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No, but I was
an investigative reporter
of some repute.

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I don't do much
of that anymore.
Why?

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It's an occupation that's been
cheapened by the digital age,
like president.

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Well, I wasn't
at my father's villa
when the paintings were stolen,

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so I don't have
any new information.

153
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Well, that's okay. I do.

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You do? Tell me.

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There's an art dealer
in Boston named Ronald Horan.

156
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He's already sold
two of your father's
Renaissance paintings.

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-The Bellini and the Perugino.
-Are you serious?
H-How would he have them?

158
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Well, I have no idea.

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He might not even know
that they were stolen.

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Do you think he has
the other paintings?
All nine were taken.

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He very well might.

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The Picasso was appraised
at 20 million dollars.

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Well, that hardly
seems worth stealing.
<i>Grazia.</i>

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[in Italian]
Excuse me, I changed my mind.
I'll have another.

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-[speaks Italian]
-[speaks Italian]

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[in English] So,
what are you going to do now?

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Well, I'd thought I'd visit
Mr. Horan in Boston

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and see if he had any ties
to Rome or the black market
in the art world.

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How can I help,
Mr. Fletcher?

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You don't need to be so formal.

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00:10:02,975 --> 00:10:04,304
What should I call you?

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All of my friends call me...

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Fletch!

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00:10:09,608 --> 00:10:12,279
[moaning, panting]

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[in Italian]
I want to swim in your eyes.

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Like a...

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00:10:28,165 --> 00:10:30,968
...piss.

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00:10:32,939 --> 00:10:34,334
[in English] Like a piss?

179
00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:38,140
No, like a<i> pisciata,</i>
like a pool.

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00:10:38,175 --> 00:10:40,912
[stammers, speaks Italian]

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[in Italian]
My Italian is very good.

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-[in English] No. No. No.
[laughing]
-[speaks Italian]

183
00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:56,257
[Angela, in English]
So what do you know
about this Ronald Horan?

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[Fletch] On his Facebook page,
I found out he teaches
an art history class at Harvard.

185
00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:02,296
He's a member
of the Mayflower Yacht Club

186
00:11:02,331 --> 00:11:06,333
and he's really into EDM,
electronic dance music.

187
00:11:07,402 --> 00:11:09,435
Had his gallery broken into
in 2015.

188
00:11:09,470 --> 00:11:12,911
They stole
some Impressionist paintings,
um...

189
00:11:12,946 --> 00:11:14,880
I really haven't found
anything incriminating.

190
00:11:14,915 --> 00:11:18,213
Sometimes I wonder
i-if my father's new wife,

191
00:11:18,248 --> 00:11:20,644
the Countess de Grassi,
as she loves to call herself,

192
00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:23,680
if somehow she's involved.

193
00:11:23,715 --> 00:11:28,091
I don't trust her, Fletch,
and I know she married papa
for his money.

194
00:11:28,126 --> 00:11:30,225
Well, Andy,
that's pretty cynical.

195
00:11:31,459 --> 00:11:33,261
Well, maybe she married him
for love...

196
00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:35,065
of money.

197
00:11:39,841 --> 00:11:41,665
[Angela]
<i>How did you end up in Europe?</i>

198
00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:43,469
<i>Was it because of a woman?</i>

199
00:11:43,504 --> 00:11:47,176
[chuckles] Two actually.
My ex-wives said
they needed space,

200
00:11:47,211 --> 00:11:49,508
so I figured
6,000 miles is about right.

201
00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:53,380
[chuckles] Wow, how is it
that you were married twice?

202
00:11:54,284 --> 00:11:57,318
I am very easy
to fall in love with.

203
00:11:57,353 --> 00:12:01,751
[chuckles] I'm very good
at falling in love.
Not so good at choosing.

204
00:12:01,786 --> 00:12:05,799
How so?
Well, I've fallen in love
with married men,

205
00:12:05,834 --> 00:12:09,297
pathological liars,
two drug dealers

206
00:12:10,003 --> 00:12:12,399
and a pyromaniac.

207
00:12:12,434 --> 00:12:14,973
Well, now, see,
I'm only one or two
of those things.

208
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:16,777
[chuckles]

209
00:12:19,540 --> 00:12:21,881
[in Italian] Your famine
creates traffic jams.

210
00:12:21,916 --> 00:12:23,542
[in English]
Please, no more Italian.

211
00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:24,708
[door buzzes]

212
00:12:24,743 --> 00:12:27,018
-[moans] Ignore it.
-Mm-hmm.

213
00:12:27,053 --> 00:12:28,921
[buzzing continues]

214
00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:32,683
[sighs] Okay.

215
00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:34,487
[buzzing continues]

216
00:12:34,522 --> 00:12:35,587
[knocking]

217
00:12:38,295 --> 00:12:41,967
[in Italian] We need to speak
to Madam Angela de Grassi.

218
00:12:42,002 --> 00:12:43,430
[Angela]
Has something happened
to my father?

219
00:12:43,465 --> 00:12:45,069
[detective] I'm afraid so.

220
00:12:45,104 --> 00:12:46,697
He has been kidnapped.

221
00:12:46,732 --> 00:12:49,568
All we know is that
it was three men with guns.

222
00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:52,912
They put your father into a car
and drove off.

223
00:12:52,947 --> 00:12:55,079
[in English] They put the priest
in the machine?

224
00:12:55,114 --> 00:12:57,576
Did they hurt him?
We don't think so.

225
00:12:57,611 --> 00:13:00,282
[in Italian] You don't
have to speak in English.

226
00:13:00,317 --> 00:13:02,119
My Italian is very good.

227
00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:05,386
[in English]
We've kept it quiet so far.

228
00:13:05,421 --> 00:13:07,058
Was the Countess de Grassi
there?

229
00:13:07,093 --> 00:13:09,819
No, she's visiting her brother
in Milan.

230
00:13:09,854 --> 00:13:11,491
The kidnappers have already
named a ransom.

231
00:13:11,526 --> 00:13:13,130
I'll pay them
whatever they want.

232
00:13:13,165 --> 00:13:15,132
They don't want money.

233
00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:17,695
They want a painting
your father owns.

234
00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:20,698
A Picasso.

235
00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:24,207
That's very Italian.

236
00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:30,983
[Angela]<i> Fletch, I can't sleep.</i>

237
00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:33,348
<i>-I miss you.</i>
-I miss you too.
I wish you were here.

238
00:13:33,383 --> 00:13:35,152
[Angela]
Do I hear people talking?

239
00:13:35,187 --> 00:13:37,319
[Fletch]<i> Uh, listen, Andy,</i>
<i>I need you to contact that site</i>

240
00:13:37,354 --> 00:13:39,618
<i>where you found</i>
<i>Tasserly's townhouse.</i>

241
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:41,752
Is there
something wrong with it?
Well, kinda.

242
00:13:41,787 --> 00:13:45,195
Uh,
I found a dead woman downstairs.

243
00:13:46,330 --> 00:13:48,935
What?<i> Oddio santo!</i>

244
00:13:48,970 --> 00:13:51,905
Who-Who-Who was she?
Who killed her?

245
00:13:51,940 --> 00:13:54,171
[Fletch] Apparently,
her name is Laurel Goodwin.

246
00:13:54,206 --> 00:13:57,009
I have no idea who killed her,
but there is a detective here

247
00:13:57,044 --> 00:14:00,012
who seems very keen on the idea
of it being me.

248
00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:01,409
How could he think that?

249
00:14:01,444 --> 00:14:02,740
[Fletch]<i> I'm looking into it.</i>

250
00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:05,116
Please don't get involved, okay?

251
00:14:05,151 --> 00:14:08,152
[Angela]<i> We have to focus</i>
<i>on finding out</i>
<i>if Horan has the Picasso.</i>

252
00:14:08,187 --> 00:14:09,516
<i>Okay?</i>
<i>We have to save my father.</i>

253
00:14:09,551 --> 00:14:11,023
No, we will. We will.

254
00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:12,992
Did you get the line of credit
set up at Lloyds?

255
00:14:13,027 --> 00:14:14,686
[Angela, in Italian]
<i>Of course I did.</i>

256
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,688
[in English]
Fletch, the Countess is
going around Rome

257
00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:18,789
telling anyone who will listen

258
00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:22,199
that my father's
left her everything,
as if he's already dead.

259
00:14:22,234 --> 00:14:24,135
[Fletch]<i> Andy,</i>
<i>why don't you just come here?</i>

260
00:14:24,170 --> 00:14:28,040
That way, we can be together
while I sort out
this Horan situation

261
00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:30,108
and all this other stuff.

262
00:14:30,143 --> 00:14:34,178
I want to be with you, Fletch,
but not with my father
still missing.

263
00:14:34,213 --> 00:14:36,741
<i>And now this horrible thing</i>
<i>has happened to you.</i>

264
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:39,920
Yeah, I think the horrible thing
happened to Laurel Goodwin.
[sighs]

265
00:14:44,916 --> 00:14:47,488
-[Fletch] Yeah, is this Julio?
-[door closes]

266
00:14:47,523 --> 00:14:52,064
Hi, it's Mr. Fletcher.
I was calling about the used van
you had listed on Only Vans.

267
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:54,561
Morris.
[Fletch] Oh, that's great, yeah.

268
00:14:54,596 --> 00:14:57,927
I will--
I'll see you this afternoon.
Excellent. Thanks.

269
00:14:57,962 --> 00:14:59,335
-[Monroe snores]
-[engine starts]

270
00:15:04,012 --> 00:15:05,077
You sleep.

271
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,491
You know what?
Right here's fine.

272
00:15:23,526 --> 00:15:25,757
What? I can't stop here.

273
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:28,034
Understood.
Maybe you have something
up there I can vomit into?

274
00:15:28,069 --> 00:15:29,959
[tires screeching]

275
00:15:29,994 --> 00:15:32,302
[cars hooting]

276
00:15:34,504 --> 00:15:35,833
-Five stars.
-Bye.

277
00:15:44,008 --> 00:15:46,283
[snoring continues]

278
00:15:49,057 --> 00:15:50,122
Oh, my...

279
00:15:52,324 --> 00:15:53,521
Where the fuck are we?

280
00:15:54,227 --> 00:15:55,292
Um...

281
00:15:57,197 --> 00:15:58,229
Five stars.

282
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:07,799
[doorbell beeps]

283
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,603
[resident]<i> Hello?</i>
Ralph Locke for Mr.--

284
00:16:09,638 --> 00:16:11,341
[door buzzing]

285
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:15,444
[electronic dance music playing]

286
00:16:18,977 --> 00:16:21,285
-[music stops]
-[resident clears throat]
In here.

287
00:16:24,048 --> 00:16:25,784
Mr. Horan.

288
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:28,523
Well, wonderful
to finally meet you, Mr. Locke.

289
00:16:28,558 --> 00:16:29,920
Please, call me Ralph.

290
00:16:29,955 --> 00:16:31,955
Ah, I'm sorry,
I don't shake hands.

291
00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:33,396
Uh, since the pandemic?

292
00:16:33,431 --> 00:16:34,958
Since touch screens.

293
00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:37,730
Haven't had a cold in 20 years.
Please.

294
00:16:37,765 --> 00:16:39,270
There you have it.
Mm-hmm.

295
00:16:39,305 --> 00:16:40,898
Some interesting music
you were listening to.

296
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:44,539
Yes, it gets the blood pumping
and the pulse pounding.

297
00:16:44,574 --> 00:16:46,673
I guess that's why
it sounds like a heart monitor.

298
00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:49,643
I apologize, Ralph,
I'm a little pressed for time.

299
00:16:49,678 --> 00:16:51,348
I teach
a summer school class
at Harvard.

300
00:16:51,383 --> 00:16:52,778
Oh, please, no worries.

301
00:16:53,418 --> 00:16:57,123
[speaking Italian]

302
00:16:58,423 --> 00:17:01,259
[in English]<i> Portrait of a Woman</i>
<i>With an Ermine Collar.</i>

303
00:17:01,294 --> 00:17:04,262
In this case,
Picasso's wife, Olga.

304
00:17:04,297 --> 00:17:06,627
He made several portraits
of Olga,

305
00:17:06,662 --> 00:17:10,862
but when you emailed me
about this one, I didn't
really believe it existed.

306
00:17:11,832 --> 00:17:14,734
But it does.
And I found the owner.

307
00:17:14,769 --> 00:17:16,208
Is he willing to sell?

308
00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:18,573
Uh, he's willing
to entertain an offer.

309
00:17:18,608 --> 00:17:21,378
What's his name?
Oh, he prefers
to remain anonymous,

310
00:17:21,413 --> 00:17:23,413
but he lives in New York City

311
00:17:23,448 --> 00:17:26,548
and I think I can get
the Picasso here by Saturday,
maybe even Friday.

312
00:17:26,583 --> 00:17:28,044
Well, that is terrific.

313
00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:31,586
There is also the question
of credit, Mr. Locke.

314
00:17:31,621 --> 00:17:33,951
Most of the people I deal with
I've known for years.

315
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:38,021
Lloyds Bank of Canary Islands
should be able to establish
whatever credit you require.

316
00:17:38,056 --> 00:17:41,266
It's like I've known you
for years.
[chuckling]

317
00:17:41,301 --> 00:17:45,798
Here is a simple boilerplate
contract for my services.

318
00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:47,734
-'Kay.
-Oh, please.

319
00:17:56,074 --> 00:17:59,548
-Okay.
-[stammers, clears throat]
That one goes here.

320
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,189
Of course.

321
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:07,226
Quite the collection
of impressionists
you have here.

322
00:18:07,261 --> 00:18:12,396
Mmm.
Pre-, post-, neo-.
All the best prefixes.

323
00:18:12,431 --> 00:18:15,630
I was robbed a few years ago,
so I don't keep anything
of value in the building.

324
00:18:15,665 --> 00:18:17,962
Those are reproductions.
That's how I introduce
my children.

325
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:19,128
[chuckles]

326
00:18:19,163 --> 00:18:21,339
Oh, do you sail?
I do not.

327
00:18:21,374 --> 00:18:23,737
I have an aversion
to boat shoes.
Well, shoes in general,

328
00:18:23,772 --> 00:18:26,608
but boat shoes in particular.
I mean, is it a slipper
or is it a shoe?

329
00:18:26,643 --> 00:18:28,313
Come on. Pick a lane.
[chuckles]

330
00:18:29,415 --> 00:18:31,074
Is this a model of your boat?

331
00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:33,186
Well, yes,
I'm embarrassed to admit it is.

332
00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:36,255
Well, she's beautiful.
Thank you.

333
00:18:36,290 --> 00:18:38,257
I hope to see you soon,
Mr. Horan.
Indeed.

334
00:18:43,924 --> 00:18:49,499
-[door closes]
-Always fondling my boat.
[huffs]

335
00:18:52,669 --> 00:18:54,471
[Fletch]
All right. Well, here we go.

336
00:18:55,639 --> 00:18:58,442
$1200.
[sighs] All right, cool.

337
00:18:58,477 --> 00:19:01,280
Just be mindful of the bees
in the back. You feel me?

338
00:19:02,316 --> 00:19:03,843
That honey's all yours, baby.

339
00:19:05,209 --> 00:19:07,187
[phone ringing]

340
00:19:10,687 --> 00:19:12,654
[Fletch]
Hi, Andy. Still miss me?

341
00:19:12,689 --> 00:19:16,856
Yes, my love, so much.
But you know what I found out?

342
00:19:16,891 --> 00:19:19,661
The Countess's brother,
he's been to prison.

343
00:19:19,696 --> 00:19:22,334
<i>He's a thief.</i>
<i>I bet you he stole</i>
<i>all the paintings for her.</i>

344
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:24,897
[Fletch] You know, Andy,
I know you don't like
the Countess very much,

345
00:19:24,932 --> 00:19:26,635
but she was very charming
when I met her.

346
00:19:26,670 --> 00:19:28,032
Where are you?

347
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:29,803
[Fletch]
<i>I'm in a Ford Econoline van</i>

348
00:19:29,838 --> 00:19:32,135
that I'm about
to go get painted.

349
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:34,643
Oh, Andy, Horan says
he could get the Picasso.

350
00:19:34,678 --> 00:19:37,877
[sighs] Oh, Fletch.
You must get it.
It's my father's only hope.

351
00:19:37,912 --> 00:19:41,518
Well, I'm sure
the Italian police are working
around the clock on this case.

352
00:19:41,553 --> 00:19:44,686
-Or at least near a clock.
-Do you know
where the painting is?

353
00:19:44,721 --> 00:19:47,392
[Fletch]<i> Horan says</i>
<i>he doesn't keep any art</i>
<i>at his building,</i>

354
00:19:47,427 --> 00:19:50,120
so I'm gonna stake out his house
the next couple of nights.

355
00:19:50,155 --> 00:19:52,595
See if he goes anywhere
to get the Picasso.

356
00:19:52,630 --> 00:19:54,696
[Angela]<i> You need to steal</i>
<i>that painting back, Fletch.</i>

357
00:19:54,731 --> 00:19:57,963
A-All of them, if you can.

358
00:19:57,998 --> 00:20:00,229
Maybe you should get a gun,
just in case.

359
00:20:00,264 --> 00:20:01,934
<i>You must know</i>
<i>a lot of criminals.</i>

360
00:20:01,969 --> 00:20:04,409
-Yeah. Andy,
I have to call you back.
<i>-What? Fletch!</i>

361
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,290
Whatcha doing?

362
00:20:18,887 --> 00:20:20,689
Um...
Nothing. [chuckles]

363
00:20:20,724 --> 00:20:22,053
Where's your permit?

364
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:28,730
[groans] Geez. Of course.
I knew it. Unreal.

365
00:20:28,765 --> 00:20:30,897
I'm gonna get out of here.
Unless I'm under arrest,

366
00:20:30,932 --> 00:20:33,306
in which case,
I'm listening very carefully
to your instructions,

367
00:20:33,341 --> 00:20:35,066
because we all know
how that shit goes.

368
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:37,574
Oh, no, no, no.
Look, I may have
come across wrong here.

369
00:20:37,609 --> 00:20:39,235
I'm Mike Wahlberg. Mikey Mike.

370
00:20:39,270 --> 00:20:42,414
I'm with
the City League Arts Project,
the CLAP.

371
00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:43,877
-The Clap?
-[Fletch] I know.

372
00:20:43,912 --> 00:20:45,912
Trust me.
We're workshopping the name,

373
00:20:45,947 --> 00:20:50,081
but our mission is
to discover and celebrate
some of the young artists

374
00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:51,951
here on the streets of Boston.

375
00:20:51,986 --> 00:20:53,986
But who's gonna
see your work here?

376
00:20:54,923 --> 00:20:56,461
My aunt takes this way
to work, so...

377
00:20:56,496 --> 00:20:58,188
Right,
here's what I can do for you.

378
00:20:58,223 --> 00:21:01,125
See that van?
You can paint the whole van.

379
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:04,898
-Then, when I drive it around,
people can see your creation.
-Sounds sketchy.

380
00:21:04,933 --> 00:21:06,834
Well, look,
I understand
you might not want to trust

381
00:21:06,869 --> 00:21:09,001
a white guy driving
in an unmarked van

382
00:21:09,036 --> 00:21:12,202
who likes to have
conversations with young people,
but I tell you what.

383
00:21:12,237 --> 00:21:15,480
I can give you $300 cash.

384
00:21:15,515 --> 00:21:17,878
You're not making this sound
any less sketchy, bro.

385
00:21:17,913 --> 00:21:19,649
It's for supplies and labor.

386
00:21:19,684 --> 00:21:20,947
You trust us?

387
00:21:20,982 --> 00:21:23,312
You're artists, right?

388
00:21:23,347 --> 00:21:27,756
If you don't use that van
as your mobile canvas,
you're just cheating yourself.

389
00:21:30,398 --> 00:21:32,992
I don't know what all that
white man nonsense was,
but you got a deal.

390
00:21:33,027 --> 00:21:35,665
Fantastic.
All right, I will be back here,
right here.

391
00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:37,634
Two days. The whole van painted.

392
00:21:37,669 --> 00:21:40,703
Make sure you sign it,
so the world knows who did it.

393
00:21:40,738 --> 00:21:43,442
Okay. What was your name again?

394
00:21:43,477 --> 00:21:45,807
What did I say?
You're asking us
what your name is?

395
00:21:45,842 --> 00:21:47,303
Be inspired.

396
00:21:51,848 --> 00:21:53,518
Five stars, my friend.

397
00:22:18,743 --> 00:22:19,775
[neighbor] Hey!

398
00:22:22,142 --> 00:22:25,682
Oh, fuck! Fuck me.

399
00:22:25,717 --> 00:22:27,717
Oh, sorry. Oh my-- Oh!

400
00:22:27,752 --> 00:22:31,182
[chuckles]
It's not cracked.
Good for you.

401
00:22:31,217 --> 00:22:35,351
-I just got it fixed. Hi.
-Hi.

402
00:22:35,386 --> 00:22:37,221
Are you the guy
staying in Owen's townhouse?

403
00:22:37,256 --> 00:22:39,696
Yes, uh, Fletch.

404
00:22:39,731 --> 00:22:40,862
Eve.

405
00:22:40,897 --> 00:22:42,259
Hello, Eve.

406
00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:43,832
Did you murder that girl?
No, I didn't.

407
00:22:43,867 --> 00:22:44,866
Did you?
No.

408
00:22:44,901 --> 00:22:47,737
Did Owen?
Who knows?

409
00:22:47,772 --> 00:22:49,871
He has a lot of ladies up there,
but they usually leave alive.

410
00:22:49,906 --> 00:22:52,368
[chuckles]
So what else can you tell me
about Owen?

411
00:22:52,403 --> 00:22:54,271
Oh, you want to know more
about Owen?

412
00:22:54,911 --> 00:22:56,042
-[chuckles]
-Sure.

413
00:22:56,077 --> 00:23:00,211
Do you, uh...
[whoops] ...smoke?

414
00:23:00,246 --> 00:23:02,818
-Every now and again, sure.
-Okay, well,
you should come over.

415
00:23:02,853 --> 00:23:06,052
-I live right next door.
-Eve, I am under suspicion
of committing murder.

416
00:23:06,087 --> 00:23:08,527
-How do you know
I'm not just gonna strangle you?
-[scoffs]

417
00:23:08,562 --> 00:23:11,057
Fletch, you're so naughty.

418
00:23:11,092 --> 00:23:14,863
Okay, let's go,
Mr. Boston Strangler.

419
00:23:14,898 --> 00:23:17,668
[Eve] My-- [chuckles]
My contacts are in
the wrong eyes.

420
00:23:17,703 --> 00:23:18,735
[sighs] Here we go.

421
00:23:19,936 --> 00:23:22,871
-Okay, we are home.
-[dog barking]

422
00:23:22,906 --> 00:23:25,808
Oh, the power's back on.
[chuckles]

423
00:23:25,843 --> 00:23:29,273
I guess my check didn't bounce.
That's good.

424
00:23:29,308 --> 00:23:32,650
Mignon, are you ready?
It's time for dinner.
We have a guest.

425
00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:35,719
Glad I tidied up earlier.

426
00:23:37,052 --> 00:23:38,953
I hope you like music, Fletch.
Mmm.

427
00:23:38,988 --> 00:23:41,758
[rock music playing on speakers]

428
00:23:41,793 --> 00:23:43,694
[Fletch] Did you want your keys?

429
00:23:43,729 --> 00:23:46,730
I'm starving.
I'm gonna heat something up.

430
00:23:46,765 --> 00:23:49,095
Are you hungry?
Oh, no, I ate yesterday.

431
00:23:49,999 --> 00:23:51,295
Matzo ball soup.

432
00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:53,099
So what's Owen's story?

433
00:23:53,134 --> 00:23:55,299
[groans]
What's he do for a living?

434
00:23:55,334 --> 00:23:58,434
He's from a very wealthy family,
so he doesn't really have a job,

435
00:23:58,469 --> 00:24:01,272
but he's tried his hand
at a lot of different things.

436
00:24:02,242 --> 00:24:04,814
[dog barking]

437
00:24:07,082 --> 00:24:10,083
Um, yeah, for a while
he wanted to be an actor,

438
00:24:10,118 --> 00:24:12,250
but he didn't really know
how to act,

439
00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:17,090
so he started a restaurant
that went out of business
before it even opened.

440
00:24:17,125 --> 00:24:19,631
Then he invested in a hotel
that never opened,

441
00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:22,095
and now he's an art broker.

442
00:24:22,130 --> 00:24:23,701
You seem to know a lot
about Owen.

443
00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:25,395
-Yeah.
-[dog barks]

444
00:24:25,430 --> 00:24:26,605
Mignon!

445
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,167
-[Fletch] Oh, geez.
-[Eve groans]

446
00:24:28,202 --> 00:24:30,774
Wow. That is a lot
for a little dog.

447
00:24:30,809 --> 00:24:33,678
She pees when she's hungry.
[chuckles]
I do the same thing.

448
00:24:33,713 --> 00:24:37,341
Owen goes to Europe a lot,
and I feed his fish
when he's gone.

449
00:24:38,311 --> 00:24:40,311
They're all named after artists.

450
00:24:41,281 --> 00:24:44,480
Picasso, Rothko, Frida Kahlo.

451
00:24:46,187 --> 00:24:48,792
Owen and I are friends.
I never want to say
anything bad about him,

452
00:24:48,827 --> 00:24:50,761
but he is very pretentious.

453
00:24:50,796 --> 00:24:52,422
Hmm.

454
00:24:52,457 --> 00:24:54,633
-Mignon, you want some chicken?
-[barks]

455
00:24:54,668 --> 00:24:56,129
-You want chicken?
-[Mignon barks]

456
00:24:56,164 --> 00:24:59,264
[groans] This townhouse
is broken up into condos

457
00:24:59,299 --> 00:25:00,606
and I've lived here the longest,

458
00:25:00,641 --> 00:25:02,300
before the rich people
moved in upstairs

459
00:25:02,335 --> 00:25:04,533
and started the "no pets" rule.

460
00:25:04,568 --> 00:25:08,042
They said I could keep Mignon,
but when she died,
I couldn't get another dog,

461
00:25:08,077 --> 00:25:13,652
but the joke's on them,
because this is my third Mignon.

462
00:25:13,687 --> 00:25:17,018
When one dies,
I just get another one
that looks exactly the same.

463
00:25:17,053 --> 00:25:19,383
And they think
I have a 25-year-old dog,

464
00:25:19,418 --> 00:25:23,255
because rich people
are so oblivious.

465
00:25:23,290 --> 00:25:24,960
Like,
I don't know what it is.

466
00:25:24,995 --> 00:25:27,358
People get a bunch of money
and-- Oops.

467
00:25:27,393 --> 00:25:30,328
-Your scarf was on fire.
-Oh, thank you. [chuckles]

468
00:25:30,363 --> 00:25:33,903
Yeah, I hung out with Owen
a lot this last year,

469
00:25:33,938 --> 00:25:35,839
when his wife left him.

470
00:25:35,874 --> 00:25:38,743
I kind of became
his quasi-shrink.
We talked a lot.

471
00:25:38,778 --> 00:25:41,306
He'd come down here.
We'd smoke. He'd cry.

472
00:25:42,507 --> 00:25:44,243
I've been through divorce.
Yeah.

473
00:25:44,278 --> 00:25:46,751
That's how
I got this apartment.
Oh.

474
00:25:46,786 --> 00:25:50,183
Well, it wasn't really divorce.

475
00:25:50,218 --> 00:25:53,483
He died on the toilet,
but nobody wants to hear
that story.

476
00:25:53,518 --> 00:25:54,792
No, we sure don't.

477
00:25:55,487 --> 00:25:57,190
But Owen is divorced?

478
00:25:57,225 --> 00:25:59,555
Um, not officially.
Whoa. Okay.

479
00:26:00,624 --> 00:26:04,098
His ex Tatiana,
she's making it complicated.

480
00:26:04,133 --> 00:26:06,166
I don't want to say
anything bad about Tatiana,

481
00:26:07,136 --> 00:26:10,500
but she's a detestable person.

482
00:26:10,535 --> 00:26:12,909
She calls herself
a lifestyle curator,
a thought leader.

483
00:26:12,944 --> 00:26:13,976
What is that?

484
00:26:15,111 --> 00:26:16,209
Not familiar with it.

485
00:26:16,244 --> 00:26:17,606
Owen financed her company,

486
00:26:17,641 --> 00:26:18,981
now she wants to cut him out

487
00:26:19,016 --> 00:26:20,752
and she wants full custody
of their child.

488
00:26:20,787 --> 00:26:23,018
Huh.
Owen is a good dad.

489
00:26:23,053 --> 00:26:25,152
Tatiana really,
really, really...

490
00:26:25,187 --> 00:26:26,890
Just-- Just be careful.

491
00:26:26,925 --> 00:26:28,122
...really sucks. Oh.

492
00:26:28,157 --> 00:26:29,519
Yeah, you got it.

493
00:26:29,554 --> 00:26:31,323
You got it right
in the thing there. Oops.

494
00:26:31,358 --> 00:26:33,391
[Eve] I mean,
Tatiana is hot if you like
that sort of thing.

495
00:26:33,426 --> 00:26:34,799
That's-- That's gonna-- Ooh.

496
00:26:34,834 --> 00:26:36,702
But she is so mean to Owen.

497
00:26:36,737 --> 00:26:38,770
People are weird.
They like being treated
like shit--

498
00:26:38,805 --> 00:26:40,101
-Please, just-- Good Lord.
-Oh.

499
00:26:40,136 --> 00:26:42,301
-I really cut myself.
-Yeah, you did.

500
00:26:42,336 --> 00:26:44,402
Put some pressure on that.
The knife was so sharp,
I didn't even feel it.

501
00:26:44,437 --> 00:26:46,074
-Put-- Wrap it up.
-[chuckles]

502
00:26:46,109 --> 00:26:47,537
Anyway, that's Owen's story.

503
00:26:47,572 --> 00:26:48,879
And there's more stuff,

504
00:26:48,914 --> 00:26:50,408
but I don't wanna
betray his trust.

505
00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:51,915
Please, I totally understand.

506
00:26:51,950 --> 00:26:52,982
Drinking a lot.

507
00:26:53,853 --> 00:26:55,413
-Hard drugs.
-Ooh.

508
00:26:55,448 --> 00:26:57,613
I don't want to say which ones.

509
00:27:00,189 --> 00:27:04,356
It's like Percocet, Oxy, Molly.

510
00:27:05,524 --> 00:27:07,898
Drugs are no way
to deal with your problems.
No.

511
00:27:07,933 --> 00:27:09,801
It sounds like
you really care for Owen.

512
00:27:09,836 --> 00:27:13,739
What? That is personal.
Just a habit.
I ask a lot of questions.

513
00:27:13,774 --> 00:27:16,940
I used to be
an investigative reporter.
I am not in love with Owen.

514
00:27:16,975 --> 00:27:18,469
[both chuckling]

515
00:27:18,504 --> 00:27:20,339
I never said you were.
You didn't?

516
00:27:20,374 --> 00:27:22,143
-No.
-Oh. Well, I...

517
00:27:22,178 --> 00:27:24,310
Okay. I thought maybe
that's what you said.
[chuckles]

518
00:27:24,345 --> 00:27:26,477
Mignon,
get your foot out of this pan.

519
00:27:26,512 --> 00:27:28,281
Yeah, that's the pan.
That's the one.

520
00:27:29,548 --> 00:27:32,956
Really? You're gonna--
You're gonna eat that?
Yeah.

521
00:27:32,991 --> 00:27:35,156
Maybe not that piece.
Yeah, well, not this one.

522
00:27:35,191 --> 00:27:36,190
This one's bloody.
Mm-hmm.

523
00:27:36,830 --> 00:27:38,687
Yup.
Sorry.

524
00:27:38,722 --> 00:27:42,361
So Owen didn't kill that girl,
but they are gonna suspect him.

525
00:27:42,396 --> 00:27:44,429
-[Fletch]
Why are they gonna suspect him?
-[Eve sighs]

526
00:27:44,464 --> 00:27:46,464
[Eve] Well, he got arrested
a few months ago.

527
00:27:46,499 --> 00:27:47,740
[Fletch] Oh, no.

528
00:27:47,775 --> 00:27:49,005
I probably
shouldn't tell you that.

529
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:52,206
Well, what, uh-- What happened?

530
00:27:52,241 --> 00:27:54,637
Well, okay.

531
00:27:54,672 --> 00:27:56,474
Whoa. More fire. More fire.

532
00:27:56,509 --> 00:27:58,949
Oh, it'll burn off.
[chuckles]

533
00:27:58,984 --> 00:28:03,019
Um, so there's this banker
that lives on the fourth floor,
he's kind of a dick.

534
00:28:03,054 --> 00:28:04,713
He and Owen
got in a little fight.

535
00:28:04,748 --> 00:28:07,386
Really?
And why was only Owen arrested?

536
00:28:07,421 --> 00:28:10,829
What is this?
Woodbird and Bernstein?

537
00:28:10,864 --> 00:28:12,721
Almost.
Owen is a good guy.

538
00:28:12,756 --> 00:28:14,426
I'm not in love with him.

539
00:28:14,461 --> 00:28:15,900
Matzo ball soup?

540
00:28:15,935 --> 00:28:17,770
You know what,
as much as I would love to eat,

541
00:28:17,805 --> 00:28:19,838
-I-- I really have to be going.
-Oh.

542
00:28:19,873 --> 00:28:24,403
But if you hear anything else
about the murder,
you let me know, okay?

543
00:28:24,438 --> 00:28:26,779
Sure, Fletch.
Okay.

544
00:28:26,814 --> 00:28:28,737
-Bye-bye, Mignon.
-[whines]

545
00:28:28,772 --> 00:28:30,882
-[smoke alarm beeping]
-[Mignon barking]

546
00:28:32,050 --> 00:28:35,755
God, again?
What is this? The battery?
[groans]

547
00:28:36,681 --> 00:28:38,186
-[barking continues]
-Mignon, shush.

548
00:28:38,221 --> 00:28:40,155
[thudding]

549
00:28:40,190 --> 00:28:41,255
I got it, Fletch.

550
00:28:42,456 --> 00:28:43,488
Mignon!

551
00:28:44,260 --> 00:28:46,029
See ya, Fletch.

552
00:28:46,064 --> 00:28:48,031
[podcaster 1]
<i>PETA is not a big fan</i>
<i>of this idea.</i>

553
00:28:48,066 --> 00:28:50,561
<i>They balance</i>
<i>their body temperatures</i>
<i>through their skin.</i>

554
00:28:50,596 --> 00:28:52,761
<i>That's why pigs</i>
<i>like to roll around</i>
<i>in mud or puddles</i>

555
00:28:52,796 --> 00:28:54,103
<i>to cool off on warm days.</i>

556
00:28:54,138 --> 00:28:56,072
<i>They have very few sweat glands</i>

557
00:28:56,107 --> 00:28:58,305
<i>and they don't release</i>
<i>body heat</i>
<i>through sweating like we do.</i>

558
00:28:58,340 --> 00:29:00,604
[podcaster 2]<i> So, the saying</i>
<i>"sweating like a pig"</i>
<i>is, like, total bullshit?</i>

559
00:29:00,639 --> 00:29:04,014
[podcaster 1]<i> Well,</i>
<i>that phrase actually comes from</i>
<i>smelting of iron ore to...</i>

560
00:29:04,049 --> 00:29:05,741
[electronic dance music playing]

561
00:29:14,125 --> 00:29:15,157
Okay.

562
00:29:25,268 --> 00:29:27,136
Good evening, Inspector.

563
00:29:27,171 --> 00:29:29,666
What brings you to Back Bay,
Mr. Fletcher?

564
00:29:29,701 --> 00:29:32,471
You know,
I just love listening
to podcasts in my car.

565
00:29:33,408 --> 00:29:34,946
Particularly interesting one
on pigs.

566
00:29:34,981 --> 00:29:36,541
Did you know they don't sweat?

567
00:29:36,576 --> 00:29:39,445
And they have
the longest orgasms
of any mammal.

568
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:41,513
Would you mind stepping
out of the car please,
Mr. Fletcher?

569
00:29:41,548 --> 00:29:44,648
Okay,
but I'll only stay
for two or three insults.

570
00:29:44,683 --> 00:29:45,781
Four, max.

571
00:29:47,257 --> 00:29:51,094
This is a nice car
for a broke asshole.
That's one.

572
00:29:51,129 --> 00:29:55,296
No one seems to remember you
from the Warren Tavern
last night.

573
00:29:55,331 --> 00:29:56,660
I don't remember
any of them either.

574
00:29:56,695 --> 00:29:58,101
Come back with me
to police headquarters.

575
00:29:58,136 --> 00:29:59,300
I still have
a few more questions.

576
00:29:59,335 --> 00:30:01,401
You know, I would love to, uh,

577
00:30:01,436 --> 00:30:04,074
but I'm meeting
the head of the Tharp Foundation
for dinner tonight.

578
00:30:04,109 --> 00:30:06,879
You can either come voluntarily
or I can arrest you.

579
00:30:07,838 --> 00:30:09,607
[clicks tongue] I get it.

580
00:30:09,642 --> 00:30:12,808
You want my help.
Okay. How'd you find me?

581
00:30:12,843 --> 00:30:14,810
We police
get to keep some secrets,
Mr. Fletch.

582
00:30:14,845 --> 00:30:17,153
And those civil liberties
are so pesky.

583
00:30:17,188 --> 00:30:18,616
Hi, Griz.
Hello.

584
00:30:18,651 --> 00:30:19,683
Did you miss me?

585
00:30:19,718 --> 00:30:20,783
No.

586
00:30:21,555 --> 00:30:23,291
[grunts]

587
00:30:23,326 --> 00:30:25,029
Hey, guys,
is there a way we can
call in a coffee order?

588
00:30:25,064 --> 00:30:27,427
I'd kill for a macchiato.
Not literally.

589
00:30:37,901 --> 00:30:40,913
[Fletch] Nice job, Griz.
Four stars.
Your back seat's filthy.

590
00:30:42,015 --> 00:30:43,608
Anybody up there watching live?

591
00:30:44,985 --> 00:30:47,513
They gotta hear
about pig orgasms.
Pig what?

592
00:30:47,548 --> 00:30:49,779
Don't-- Don't--
Don't encourage him.

593
00:30:49,814 --> 00:30:52,089
You should Google it, Griz.
You would not be disappointed.

594
00:30:53,521 --> 00:30:56,522
So what do we know
about this victim?
Like we're gonna tell you.

595
00:30:56,557 --> 00:30:57,886
Laurel Goodwin's
from Worcester.

596
00:30:57,921 --> 00:30:59,888
Was living in Allston
with two roommates.

597
00:30:59,923 --> 00:31:02,594
Worked at a Cambridge Café
as a barista.

598
00:31:02,629 --> 00:31:04,299
W-We're telling you.

599
00:31:04,334 --> 00:31:08,941
Ms. Goodwin was pursuing
a career in the art world.

600
00:31:08,976 --> 00:31:10,569
-Hmm.
-[Monroe]
Interesting connection.

601
00:31:10,604 --> 00:31:13,979
Well,
I either just walked
into a frame up

602
00:31:14,014 --> 00:31:16,872
or, uh, somebody from my past
is trying to get revenge on me.

603
00:31:16,907 --> 00:31:19,149
-Who hates you?
-[Fletch scoffs]

604
00:31:19,184 --> 00:31:20,876
Besides Griz.

605
00:31:20,911 --> 00:31:23,219
Well, I did put quite a few
prominent people away

606
00:31:23,254 --> 00:31:25,584
when I was
a very famous reporter

607
00:31:25,619 --> 00:31:27,190
at the<i> News Tribune</i>
in Los Angeles.

608
00:31:27,225 --> 00:31:29,093
I looked into
your criminal record.

609
00:31:29,128 --> 00:31:30,193
And?

610
00:31:30,228 --> 00:31:31,359
Bad check charge.

611
00:31:31,394 --> 00:31:32,998
[scoffs]

612
00:31:33,033 --> 00:31:34,428
-[Monroe]
Two contempt of court charges.
-[scoffs]

613
00:31:34,463 --> 00:31:37,563
A number
of non-payment
of alimony charges.

614
00:31:37,598 --> 00:31:40,665
100 percent of most of those
were dismissed.

615
00:31:42,108 --> 00:31:44,108
You're a bit
of a shady character,
Mr. Fletcher.

616
00:31:44,143 --> 00:31:46,341
[scoffs] But I am adorable.

617
00:31:46,376 --> 00:31:50,114
Come on, guys. Look,
all of the pertinent information
isn't even in yet.

618
00:31:50,149 --> 00:31:54,019
Did you even talk to
or interview this--
this next-door neighbor, Eve?

619
00:31:54,054 --> 00:31:56,252
I mean, she had some very
interesting thoughts
about Mr. Tasserly.

620
00:31:56,287 --> 00:31:58,254
When I showed Eve a picture
of Laurel Goodwin,

621
00:31:58,289 --> 00:32:01,158
she said that she remembered
seeing her
the night of the murder.

622
00:32:02,524 --> 00:32:04,491
With a man
who fits your description.

623
00:32:04,526 --> 00:32:07,197
Well, Eve is a stoner.
I wouldn't trust anything
she has to say.

624
00:32:07,232 --> 00:32:10,695
-We found your fingerprints
on the wine bottle.
-So?

625
00:32:11,830 --> 00:32:13,632
It's the murder weapon.

626
00:32:13,667 --> 00:32:17,537
-Huh.
-Minute traces of hair
and blood from that young woman.

627
00:32:17,572 --> 00:32:21,112
You guys, look,
that bottle was left
on top of a welcome note

628
00:32:21,147 --> 00:32:22,938
for me as a gift.

629
00:32:22,973 --> 00:32:25,446
It was set up that way
so I would have to pick it up.

630
00:32:25,481 --> 00:32:27,283
What note?

631
00:32:27,318 --> 00:32:29,945
Oh, God,
I forgot to give you it.
Here. I still have it.

632
00:32:29,980 --> 00:32:32,519
Withholding evidence.
Not suspicious at all.

633
00:32:34,688 --> 00:32:35,753
"Mr. Locke"?

634
00:32:35,788 --> 00:32:37,425
My pen name. Ralph Locke.

635
00:32:37,460 --> 00:32:38,855
Sounds made up.

636
00:32:39,594 --> 00:32:40,791
It's a pen name.

637
00:32:42,465 --> 00:32:44,432
"Enjoy your stay."

638
00:32:44,467 --> 00:32:47,666
Yeah, Griz,
you better run that down
to forensics,<i> tout de suite.</i>

639
00:32:48,339 --> 00:32:49,932
[yawns]

640
00:32:49,967 --> 00:32:53,111
Oh, are you Ferberizing?
Is that why you're tired?

641
00:32:53,146 --> 00:32:56,180
Yeah, yeah,
we are actually.
We're Ferberizing him.

642
00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:00,745
I never knew any creature
on earth could just cry so much.

643
00:33:00,780 --> 00:33:04,980
But it's gonna be so worth it
when Charlie can self soothe.
Cute!

644
00:33:05,015 --> 00:33:08,291
She's not wrong,
but you have to stick with it.

645
00:33:10,526 --> 00:33:13,164
You shook a police tail today.
You rented a fast car.

646
00:33:13,199 --> 00:33:15,265
Your fingerprints
are on the murder weapon,

647
00:33:15,300 --> 00:33:18,400
and someone matching
your description was seen
with the victim.

648
00:33:19,271 --> 00:33:20,534
I could arrest you.

649
00:33:20,569 --> 00:33:21,964
And we're not
going to arrest him?

650
00:33:21,999 --> 00:33:23,834
Who wants to do that paperwork?
Am I right?

651
00:33:25,442 --> 00:33:29,213
If you did it, Irwin,
I will catch you.

652
00:33:30,216 --> 00:33:32,040
I don't like people
calling me Irwin.

653
00:33:32,075 --> 00:33:34,746
Dang! Pigs have
crazy long orgasms!

654
00:34:02,105 --> 00:34:03,379
[clattering]

655
00:34:12,291 --> 00:34:13,323
[Fletch] Hey!

656
00:34:21,564 --> 00:34:22,761
Hey!

657
00:34:22,796 --> 00:34:23,861
Fuck!

658
00:34:24,402 --> 00:34:25,665
Hey!

659
00:34:26,404 --> 00:34:28,470
[grunting]

660
00:34:33,477 --> 00:34:35,642
[panting] Ow.

661
00:34:37,250 --> 00:34:38,942
[Fletch whistling]

662
00:34:49,053 --> 00:34:50,591
-I'm here to--
-No.

663
00:34:51,264 --> 00:34:52,296
Yes.

664
00:34:53,497 --> 00:34:54,529
Okay.

665
00:34:55,059 --> 00:34:56,267
Bye.

666
00:34:56,302 --> 00:34:58,236
I'm here to see Frank Jaffe.

667
00:34:58,271 --> 00:35:00,931
Do you have a meeting?
No, just tell him
Fletch is here.

668
00:35:00,966 --> 00:35:02,768
Is that a first name
or a last name?

669
00:35:02,803 --> 00:35:04,176
Just Fletch.

670
00:35:04,211 --> 00:35:05,342
Just Fletch?

671
00:35:06,477 --> 00:35:07,608
Cool.

672
00:35:08,446 --> 00:35:11,282
Larry,
you let this prick in?

673
00:35:11,317 --> 00:35:13,152
Hi, Frank. Thank you.

674
00:35:14,815 --> 00:35:17,486
"Brown Out."
Septic tank explosion.

675
00:35:17,521 --> 00:35:18,751
I get it. Very clever.

676
00:35:18,786 --> 00:35:20,423
Did the Pulitzer committee
see this?

677
00:35:20,458 --> 00:35:21,952
Fuck you.
You still owe me money.

678
00:35:21,987 --> 00:35:23,294
What? No, I don't.

679
00:35:23,329 --> 00:35:25,230
Yes, you do.
For what?

680
00:35:25,265 --> 00:35:27,265
For charging a fuckload
of ridiculous shit
to the<i> News Tribune</i>

681
00:35:27,300 --> 00:35:28,992
and leaving town.
I had to pay for it.

682
00:35:29,027 --> 00:35:31,566
You rented
a fucking carriage horse.
[employee] Language.

683
00:35:31,601 --> 00:35:33,095
[sighs]

684
00:35:33,130 --> 00:35:34,668
I paid you back.
No, you didn't.

685
00:35:34,703 --> 00:35:36,241
I apologized for
not paying you back.

686
00:35:36,276 --> 00:35:38,375
No, you didn't.
Well, I meant to.

687
00:35:38,410 --> 00:35:41,444
Listen, where is everybody?
They're still working
from home.

688
00:35:41,479 --> 00:35:43,446
Can you believe it?
The fucking babies.

689
00:35:43,481 --> 00:35:45,283
The place is like
a silent retreat.

690
00:35:45,318 --> 00:35:47,978
And these goddamn millennials,
they're so respectful.

691
00:35:48,013 --> 00:35:49,782
I can't tell you
how much I fucking hate
this place.

692
00:35:49,817 --> 00:35:51,322
You didn't bring anybody
from LA?

693
00:35:51,357 --> 00:35:53,115
Just Pete
who does The Jumble.

694
00:35:53,150 --> 00:35:54,325
Hey, Pete!

695
00:35:55,394 --> 00:35:56,525
Hey, Fletch.

696
00:35:57,088 --> 00:35:58,626
Jesus.

697
00:35:58,661 --> 00:36:00,694
I hate Pete too.
Mr. Excitement.

698
00:36:00,729 --> 00:36:02,025
[sighs]
What do you want,
Fletch?

699
00:36:02,060 --> 00:36:03,466
Can I talk to you
in your office?

700
00:36:03,501 --> 00:36:05,160
My office is
a fucking goldfish bowl.

701
00:36:05,195 --> 00:36:06,964
I can't even scratch
my nuts in there.

702
00:36:06,999 --> 00:36:09,032
Let's go to my real office.

703
00:36:09,067 --> 00:36:11,342
But you can't wear that hat.
They'll chop
your fucking head off.

704
00:36:14,677 --> 00:36:17,040
[Frank]
What brings you to Boston?

705
00:36:17,075 --> 00:36:18,976
'Cause if you're looking
for a job at a newspaper,
you're a fucking idiot,

706
00:36:19,011 --> 00:36:20,549
but I could use you.

707
00:36:20,584 --> 00:36:23,486
I have retired
from reporting.
Oh, good for you.

708
00:36:23,521 --> 00:36:29,723
Mmm. Do you happen to know
if luxury rental cars have
hidden GPS trackers in them?

709
00:36:29,758 --> 00:36:32,220
They do.
In case people steal them.
Why?

710
00:36:32,255 --> 00:36:35,564
Well, the police are
following me around.

711
00:36:35,599 --> 00:36:38,402
Oh, good. I hope
it's for something serious.
I need a pick me up.

712
00:36:38,437 --> 00:36:41,702
First night I'm here,
I get accused of murder.

713
00:36:43,068 --> 00:36:45,200
What?
Wait, the girl on the south end?

714
00:36:45,235 --> 00:36:47,202
That's the one, yes.

715
00:36:47,237 --> 00:36:50,238
Uh, you ever come across
this Detective Morris Monroe?

716
00:36:50,273 --> 00:36:52,009
He seems to think
that I'm the culprit.

717
00:36:52,044 --> 00:36:55,320
[chuckles]
Really? Yeah, he's a smart guy.

718
00:36:56,389 --> 00:36:58,213
His father was a cop.
He's from Dorchester.

719
00:36:58,248 --> 00:37:00,017
Uh-- They call him
"Slow Mo Monroe",

720
00:37:00,052 --> 00:37:02,294
because he, uh, takes so long
to solve cases,

721
00:37:02,329 --> 00:37:04,725
but he solves a lot of cases.

722
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:06,298
You think you could
pull some strings

723
00:37:06,333 --> 00:37:09,092
and, uh, find
a police report
on someone for me?

724
00:37:09,127 --> 00:37:12,194
No, Fletch. No way.
Way too big an ask.

725
00:37:13,263 --> 00:37:15,868
Oh. Just be a real shame
if Daphne found out

726
00:37:15,903 --> 00:37:19,773
that you defiled Clara Snow
in the supply closet
all those years ago.

727
00:37:19,808 --> 00:37:21,709
I mean, especially
in today's climate.

728
00:37:21,744 --> 00:37:24,107
-Mmm.
-You were her boss.

729
00:37:24,142 --> 00:37:27,946
First of all,
it wasn't the supply closet.
It was the copy room.

730
00:37:27,981 --> 00:37:30,388
And it was
a bilateral defiling.

731
00:37:31,820 --> 00:37:33,248
Are you really trying
to blackmail me?

732
00:37:34,119 --> 00:37:35,756
Kinda.

733
00:37:35,791 --> 00:37:37,923
-You wouldn't.
-No, you're probably right.

734
00:37:37,958 --> 00:37:41,124
On the other hand,
I am still under suspicion
for murder.

735
00:37:41,159 --> 00:37:42,994
[groans]

736
00:37:43,029 --> 00:37:46,371
[sighs] Whose police report?
Owen Tasserly.

737
00:37:46,406 --> 00:37:47,471
Write it down,
you old lush.

738
00:37:49,002 --> 00:37:51,409
He was arrested a while back
for something.
I don't know what.

739
00:37:51,444 --> 00:37:53,774
But I think he might be
the actual murderer.

740
00:37:53,809 --> 00:37:55,204
I'll see what I can do.

741
00:37:55,976 --> 00:37:57,008
Thank you.

742
00:37:58,418 --> 00:38:01,683
But hey,
if you did kill that girl,
do the right thing.

743
00:38:02,620 --> 00:38:04,389
And give me an exclusive.
[chuckles]

744
00:38:05,656 --> 00:38:07,282
Almost great seeing you again,
Frank.

745
00:38:08,285 --> 00:38:10,153
Just glad you kept
your fucking shoes on.

746
00:38:11,288 --> 00:38:13,530
[Fletch] Uh, hi,
is this Tatiana Tasserly?

747
00:38:14,566 --> 00:38:16,225
Yes, uh, it's Frank Jaffe.

748
00:38:16,260 --> 00:38:18,535
I'm the style editor
over at the<i> Boston Sentinel.</i>

749
00:38:18,570 --> 00:38:21,032
Listen, we were thinking
of doing a little piece

750
00:38:21,067 --> 00:38:23,408
on Boston's top
lifestyle curators

751
00:38:23,443 --> 00:38:25,872
and your name was
on the top of our list.

752
00:38:26,512 --> 00:38:27,544
I know.

753
00:38:29,009 --> 00:38:31,416
Well, that's just wonderful.
I would love to do that.

754
00:38:32,177 --> 00:38:34,815
I want a room to tell a story

755
00:38:34,850 --> 00:38:38,247
and all the pieces
are the characters.

756
00:38:38,282 --> 00:38:40,986
I wanna feel like
I'm in the middle
of a conversation.

757
00:38:41,021 --> 00:38:42,526
Between inanimate objects.
Right.

758
00:38:42,561 --> 00:38:45,122
Genius.
Oh, my gosh,
and this thing?

759
00:38:45,157 --> 00:38:48,730
Oh--
This idea of the branch
in the vase?

760
00:38:48,765 --> 00:38:50,930
I have-- [stammers]
How do you come up with this?

761
00:38:50,965 --> 00:38:53,603
-I-- I've only seen branches
on trees!
-Right. I know.

762
00:38:53,638 --> 00:38:55,000
I'm really giving it a moment,

763
00:38:55,035 --> 00:38:58,839
which lures the eye
to this gorgeous table.

764
00:38:58,874 --> 00:39:02,909
And I got this, Frank,
from a convent in Cuba.

765
00:39:02,944 --> 00:39:06,715
Wow. Those Cuban nuns
must be very proud.

766
00:39:06,750 --> 00:39:10,279
-Right?
-Even if they don't have
anywhere to eat anymore. Huh?

767
00:39:10,314 --> 00:39:13,183
Every single piece I curate
is bespoke.

768
00:39:13,218 --> 00:39:16,560
Ooh. Bespoke.
I love that word.

769
00:39:16,595 --> 00:39:17,660
What does it mean again?

770
00:39:17,695 --> 00:39:19,321
Bespoke?
Bespoke.

771
00:39:19,356 --> 00:39:24,568
-Uh, it's when
an object bespeaks. It...
-Right.

772
00:39:24,603 --> 00:39:25,998
...be-talks.

773
00:39:26,033 --> 00:39:27,571
It-- No, wait.

774
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:29,232
[sighs]

775
00:39:30,334 --> 00:39:35,513
It be-teaches us
something about ourselves.

776
00:39:37,407 --> 00:39:39,011
Wow. Thank you.
Yeah.

777
00:39:39,046 --> 00:39:40,947
I think I have my pull quote.

778
00:39:40,982 --> 00:39:44,720
I mean, so many people, Frank,
are trapped
in a world of sameness.

779
00:39:44,755 --> 00:39:49,384
I just want to surround them
with beautiful things.

780
00:39:49,419 --> 00:39:52,387
Beautiful clothes.
Beautiful food.

781
00:39:52,422 --> 00:39:55,126
Don't you just hate people
who are too poor
to afford beauty?

782
00:39:56,965 --> 00:39:58,833
[chuckles] Um...

783
00:39:58,868 --> 00:40:01,099
The worst.

784
00:40:02,267 --> 00:40:04,267
[chuckles] Well...

785
00:40:04,302 --> 00:40:07,237
Anyway, you're currently
separated from your husband,
Owen Tasserly.

786
00:40:07,272 --> 00:40:09,547
Yes. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay.

787
00:40:09,582 --> 00:40:12,209
Uh, now, is he still co-owner
of Chez Aesthetica?

788
00:40:13,751 --> 00:40:15,718
We had an evolved
and harmonious disuniting.

789
00:40:15,753 --> 00:40:17,918
And he decided
to leave the company.
Hmm.

790
00:40:17,953 --> 00:40:22,186
Now, I-- I'm sure you heard
of the unfortunate incident
at his townhouse.

791
00:40:22,221 --> 00:40:24,694
The-- The murdered woman.
Yikes.

792
00:40:24,729 --> 00:40:26,762
We've been reporting on it
in the paper.

793
00:40:27,765 --> 00:40:30,931
We were totally shocked,
of course, um...

794
00:40:30,966 --> 00:40:33,934
Well, Owen's been away
traveling in Europe.

795
00:40:33,969 --> 00:40:35,507
Right.
So...

796
00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:41,106
I'm always looking for ways
to actuate the senses, so--

797
00:40:41,141 --> 00:40:44,582
[chuckles] Yeah, of course,
but if I could just follow up.

798
00:40:44,617 --> 00:40:47,244
You would make me
kind of a hero
back at the office,

799
00:40:47,279 --> 00:40:49,213
if you could give me
any kind of clue

800
00:40:49,248 --> 00:40:51,787
as to who
might have committed
that murder.

801
00:40:51,822 --> 00:40:53,756
Frank, sorry,
I can't help you there.

802
00:40:53,791 --> 00:40:55,153
[Fletch sighs]
Um...

803
00:40:57,289 --> 00:40:58,728
But Owen can be
so irresponsible.

804
00:40:58,763 --> 00:41:00,488
So many people have keys
to that house.

805
00:41:00,523 --> 00:41:02,424
His housekeeper,
his trainer,

806
00:41:02,459 --> 00:41:06,032
his pothead neighbor
who feeds his fish,
and God knows who else.

807
00:41:07,431 --> 00:41:09,233
Why doesn't he
just change the lock?
[chuckles]

808
00:41:09,268 --> 00:41:12,467
Frank, I have told him
a million times. [scoffs]

809
00:41:13,371 --> 00:41:14,777
-[fettered scream]
-[Fletch chuckles]

810
00:41:14,812 --> 00:41:17,208
Owen can be
such a fucking idiot sometimes.

811
00:41:17,243 --> 00:41:18,979
Hmm. [chuckles]

812
00:41:19,014 --> 00:41:21,982
I'm so happy you're here,
Frank. Such a fan.

813
00:41:27,594 --> 00:41:28,659
[phone chimes]

814
00:41:40,365 --> 00:41:41,969
[waiter 1] More water.
[waiter 2] Your Negroni.

815
00:41:42,004 --> 00:41:44,235
<i>Oh, grazie. Grazie.</i>
[waiter 2] Some olives.

816
00:41:49,682 --> 00:41:50,912
Ah, thank you.

817
00:41:51,409 --> 00:41:52,815
It's so nice.

818
00:41:52,850 --> 00:41:56,313
Ah, Fletch, you're late.

819
00:41:57,217 --> 00:41:58,722
[sighs]

820
00:41:58,757 --> 00:42:00,053
Can I get you a drink?
Yes, please.

821
00:42:00,088 --> 00:42:02,022
A vodka gimlet.
Thank you very much.

822
00:42:02,057 --> 00:42:03,958
The staff seems
very smitten with you.

823
00:42:03,993 --> 00:42:07,896
Fletch, I am not going
to have any of your
American double-talk.

824
00:42:07,931 --> 00:42:10,701
I want truth.
Where are my paintings?

825
00:42:10,736 --> 00:42:13,462
Well, see,
here I thought they were
the Count's paintings.

826
00:42:13,497 --> 00:42:16,201
Oh, the Count is dead.

827
00:42:16,841 --> 00:42:18,203
How do you know this?

828
00:42:18,238 --> 00:42:21,140
I know in my heart.
The pain I feel.

829
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:24,649
You and Angela think

830
00:42:24,684 --> 00:42:29,214
I was only with my Menti,
my<i> pequeno javali,</i>
for money,

831
00:42:29,249 --> 00:42:31,282
but this is lies.

832
00:42:31,317 --> 00:42:32,690
[stammers]<i> Pequeno javali?</i>

833
00:42:32,725 --> 00:42:37,486
Mmm.
"Little boar" in Portuguese.

834
00:42:37,521 --> 00:42:41,699
I am half Brazilian,
also half Italian
and half French.

835
00:42:41,734 --> 00:42:43,998
That's, uh-- Huh.

836
00:42:44,033 --> 00:42:48,673
Uh-- And what is the Countess
doing here in Boston
in this very expensive hotel?

837
00:42:48,708 --> 00:42:49,740
Thank you very much.

838
00:42:49,775 --> 00:42:51,401
I come to stop you.

839
00:42:51,436 --> 00:42:56,109
I know that you
and Angela plan
to rob my paintings.

840
00:42:56,144 --> 00:42:58,210
Confess, Fletch.

841
00:42:58,245 --> 00:43:01,543
I'm sorry, how do I know
that, uh, you didn't take
the paintings?

842
00:43:01,578 --> 00:43:04,986
Or have the Count kidnapped
or murdered?
[gasps]

843
00:43:05,021 --> 00:43:09,056
I loved my Menti.
I would do nothing
to harm him.

844
00:43:09,091 --> 00:43:12,092
I did not steal
the paintings.

845
00:43:12,127 --> 00:43:15,095
Fletch, if I murder anyone,
I will murder you.

846
00:43:16,736 --> 00:43:20,529
Now, Fletch,
come up to my room.

847
00:43:20,564 --> 00:43:22,333
I have something to show you.

848
00:43:22,368 --> 00:43:24,335
Well, that's not gonna happen,
Your Highness.

849
00:43:24,370 --> 00:43:26,843
Fine. I go up
and come back to show you.

850
00:43:26,878 --> 00:43:28,977
Order me another drink.

851
00:43:29,012 --> 00:43:30,044
<i>Grazie.</i>

852
00:43:36,822 --> 00:43:37,854
Okay.

853
00:43:39,990 --> 00:43:42,287
Morris, I thought I'd stop by.

854
00:43:43,686 --> 00:43:46,654
I couldn't--
He just came here.

855
00:43:46,689 --> 00:43:49,129
You're enjoying this,
aren't you?
Very much so.

856
00:43:49,164 --> 00:43:51,835
It's quite satisfying.
What? No day care today?

857
00:43:51,870 --> 00:43:54,970
My wife had
a doctor's appointment.
My nanny is, um, indisposed.

858
00:43:55,005 --> 00:43:56,840
It's her support dog's birthday.

859
00:43:56,875 --> 00:43:59,238
Is that dog registered anywhere?
I'd love to send it something.

860
00:43:59,273 --> 00:44:00,668
Okay, look,
are you here to confess?

861
00:44:00,703 --> 00:44:02,846
No, but I did have some ideas
about the case.

862
00:44:02,881 --> 00:44:05,475
Goddamn it! We are not
working on this case together,
Irwin.

863
00:44:05,510 --> 00:44:06,784
[shushes]

864
00:44:08,513 --> 00:44:11,547
Come on, just hear me out.
What is happening?

865
00:44:12,154 --> 00:44:14,352
[Fletch sighs] What?

866
00:44:14,387 --> 00:44:16,024
Hands can parade around naked
all day,

867
00:44:16,059 --> 00:44:17,894
but God forbid
you show a few toes?

868
00:44:17,929 --> 00:44:19,588
Now, come on.
Let's talk about
the suspects here.

869
00:44:19,623 --> 00:44:22,690
Number one.
Tatiana Tasserly,
Owen's ex-wife.

870
00:44:22,725 --> 00:44:25,132
-Who you dropped in on today.
-Yes, I did.

871
00:44:25,167 --> 00:44:28,168
Maybe she didn't know
Owen was out of town,
and she wanted to frame him.

872
00:44:28,203 --> 00:44:30,434
-Why?
-[Fletch] Acrimonious divorce.

873
00:44:30,469 --> 00:44:32,744
She wants control
over the company
that they share

874
00:44:32,779 --> 00:44:34,207
and custody of their daughter.

875
00:44:34,242 --> 00:44:36,781
Tatiana Tasserly
was in yoga class that night.

876
00:44:36,816 --> 00:44:38,211
Vinyasa or Bikram?

877
00:44:39,544 --> 00:44:41,016
We'll get back to that.

878
00:44:41,051 --> 00:44:43,282
She could have hired somebody
to do the job.

879
00:44:43,317 --> 00:44:45,515
Second, Eve, the neighbor.

880
00:44:45,550 --> 00:44:47,616
She has a key
to Owen's townhouse,

881
00:44:47,651 --> 00:44:49,684
she feeds his fish
while he's out of town

882
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:53,061
and just happens
to be in love with him.
She admitted it to me.

883
00:44:53,096 --> 00:44:57,032
O-Okay. Okay.
W-What you're doing right now,
that's called witness tampering.

884
00:44:57,067 --> 00:44:59,067
You're just begging me
to arrest you.

885
00:44:59,102 --> 00:45:02,400
Come on, Morris.
You want me on the outside,
so I can solve this thing,

886
00:45:02,435 --> 00:45:04,138
-and then you can take
the credit.
-[scoffs]

887
00:45:04,173 --> 00:45:06,503
[baby coos]
[shushes]

888
00:45:06,538 --> 00:45:09,946
[Monroe] It's okay,
look at the cow.
Look at Mr. Moo. Mr. Moo.

889
00:45:09,981 --> 00:45:12,674
Daddy's got to talk
to the murderer right now.

890
00:45:12,709 --> 00:45:14,544
The only reason
I haven't arrested you yet

891
00:45:14,579 --> 00:45:17,789
is because I enjoy
watching you dig a deeper hole
for yourself.

892
00:45:17,824 --> 00:45:20,957
Eve has a motive.
Rejection, jealousy.

893
00:45:20,992 --> 00:45:23,190
I hope it's not Eve though.
I really like her.

894
00:45:23,225 --> 00:45:24,488
Such compassion.

895
00:45:24,523 --> 00:45:27,458
And then, of course,
Tasserly himself.

896
00:45:27,493 --> 00:45:29,768
I mean, it is his townhouse.

897
00:45:30,595 --> 00:45:32,364
[sighs]

898
00:45:32,399 --> 00:45:35,532
Tasserly was on a flight
to Paris at 5:27 p.m.
that night.

899
00:45:35,567 --> 00:45:38,172
Plenty of time to do a murder
before you get on that plane.

900
00:45:38,207 --> 00:45:39,943
Coroner has time of death
at 9:00 p.m.

901
00:45:39,978 --> 00:45:41,571
You're gonna trust a coroner?
They're weirdos.

902
00:45:41,606 --> 00:45:43,243
Tasserly's motive?

903
00:45:43,278 --> 00:45:44,816
[Fletch] He's been a lunatic
since his wife left him.

904
00:45:44,851 --> 00:45:47,379
Oh, and someone
broke into his house
last night.

905
00:45:47,414 --> 00:45:49,986
I don't know who it was.
Couldn't get a good look,
but he had a beard.

906
00:45:50,021 --> 00:45:52,615
Might have been Tasserly.
He might be back in town.

907
00:45:52,650 --> 00:45:54,485
Owen Tasserly broke into
his own house?

908
00:45:56,489 --> 00:45:58,093
-Criminal mastermind.
-[chuckles]

909
00:45:58,128 --> 00:46:00,557
Whoever it was
did not want to get caught.

910
00:46:00,592 --> 00:46:03,131
He take anything?
Not that I could tell.

911
00:46:03,166 --> 00:46:04,198
Lakers fan?

912
00:46:05,102 --> 00:46:06,937
What do you think?
What about you?

913
00:46:08,204 --> 00:46:10,237
-What do you think?
-[baby fussing]

914
00:46:10,272 --> 00:46:12,470
[Monroe] Charlie, Charlie--
Charlie, I get it.

915
00:46:12,505 --> 00:46:14,670
I'd be crying too
if I was a Celtics fan.

916
00:46:15,673 --> 00:46:17,178
Person of interest
leaving the building.

917
00:46:18,181 --> 00:46:20,049
[detective]
Slow Mo, he's getting away!

918
00:46:20,084 --> 00:46:22,315
Watch it, pal.
He'll arrest you
at your retirement dinner.

919
00:46:22,350 --> 00:46:25,219
Hey, guy, don't worry.
Monroe's not even sure
who shot Lincoln.

920
00:46:25,254 --> 00:46:26,286
[detectives laughing]

921
00:46:27,355 --> 00:46:29,586
Somebody solve a crime.
How about that?

922
00:46:31,964 --> 00:46:33,326
[Fletch] Can you just--

923
00:46:33,361 --> 00:46:35,163
Oh, thank you. Go ahead.
After you.
Okay.

924
00:46:37,530 --> 00:46:38,661
[Griz] Are you--

925
00:46:39,796 --> 00:46:41,367
Uh-- Uh, are we going up?

926
00:46:42,007 --> 00:46:43,039
God bless her.

927
00:46:44,372 --> 00:46:46,471
["Portuguese Washerwoman"
playing]

928
00:47:04,557 --> 00:47:05,589
Hmm.

929
00:47:07,593 --> 00:47:08,966
[sighs]

930
00:47:12,334 --> 00:47:14,466
[song continues]

931
00:47:27,514 --> 00:47:28,744
[song ends]

932
00:47:32,519 --> 00:47:34,189
Oh, he's on the move.

933
00:47:34,224 --> 00:47:36,389
If he crosses the state line,
I want to see where he goes.

934
00:47:36,424 --> 00:47:37,720
Hey, you coming?
No.

935
00:47:37,755 --> 00:47:39,854
"No." Love that.

936
00:47:39,889 --> 00:47:44,265
[podcaster 1]
<i>Hummingbirds have a metabolism</i>
<i>77 times faster than ours.</i>

937
00:47:44,300 --> 00:47:47,433
[podcaster 2]
<i>I got a hybrid diet craze</i>
<i>that's just around the corner.</i>

938
00:48:31,875 --> 00:48:33,545
Mr. Horan. How are you?

939
00:48:33,580 --> 00:48:35,349
-[Horan] I'm well, thank you.
-Here for the clambake?

940
00:48:35,384 --> 00:48:37,351
No, I'm just here
to pick up some things
from the boat.

941
00:48:37,386 --> 00:48:40,189
I actually--
I can't have anything.
I'm allergic to shellfish.

942
00:48:40,224 --> 00:48:41,619
Are you?
Good to see you, Marv.

943
00:48:41,654 --> 00:48:43,918
But I can have corn--
Okay, bye.
Thank you.

944
00:48:49,134 --> 00:48:52,201
I'm allergic to shellfish,
so I can't really have--
Yeah, no.

945
00:48:52,236 --> 00:48:53,928
Okay. Well, see you.

946
00:48:53,963 --> 00:48:56,271
Come on in, Jack.
Save me some corn.

947
00:48:57,406 --> 00:48:59,406
And potato salad.
That's all I can eat.

948
00:48:59,441 --> 00:49:02,508
[singer] ♪<i> It's time</i>
<i>We bought ourselves</i> ♪

949
00:49:03,709 --> 00:49:07,018
♪<i> Some tickets</i>
<i>Out of Frownsville</i> ♪

950
00:49:08,351 --> 00:49:12,155
♪<i> I see us by a lake</i>
<i>In a cabin</i> ♪

951
00:49:12,190 --> 00:49:13,783
♪<i> That just so happens</i> ♪

952
00:49:13,818 --> 00:49:19,921
♪<i> To come with a boat for two</i> ♪

953
00:49:21,067 --> 00:49:24,893
♪<i> Paddle ourselves</i>
<i>A rendezvous</i> ♪

954
00:49:40,383 --> 00:49:42,152
[alarm blaring]

955
00:49:48,050 --> 00:49:49,192
[alarm chirps]

956
00:49:49,227 --> 00:49:51,623
Sorry. It's just me, Ronald.

957
00:49:51,658 --> 00:49:53,856
-[Horan] Everything's okay.
-[guest] Hey, Ron.

958
00:50:05,177 --> 00:50:07,837
[Griz] ♪<i> You can run</i>
<i>But you can't hide</i> ♪

959
00:50:07,872 --> 00:50:10,840
Actually, you can hide,
but I will find you.

960
00:50:17,123 --> 00:50:20,718
[singer]
♪<i> Some of these days</i> ♪

961
00:50:20,753 --> 00:50:24,018
♪<i> You're gonna feel so lonely</i> ♪

962
00:50:24,053 --> 00:50:25,723
[groans]

963
00:50:25,758 --> 00:50:26,955
[singer] ♪<i> When you</i>
<i>Miss my huggin'</i> ♪

964
00:50:26,990 --> 00:50:29,023
[Horan] Thank you.

965
00:50:29,058 --> 00:50:32,169
[singer]
♪<i> And you'll miss my kissin'</i> ♪

966
00:50:33,304 --> 00:50:34,897
♪<i> You'll miss me, baby</i> ♪

967
00:50:36,406 --> 00:50:39,275
♪<i> When I've gone away</i> ♪

968
00:50:40,410 --> 00:50:44,643
♪<i> You'll feel so lonely</i> ♪

969
00:50:44,678 --> 00:50:46,843
[singer]<i> Thank you so much.</i>
<i>We're The Hot Sardines.</i>

970
00:50:46,878 --> 00:50:49,252
<i>Wow,</i>
<i>what a perfectly beautiful day.</i>

971
00:50:49,287 --> 00:50:53,916
<i>The twin smells</i>
<i>of the ocean and money</i>
<i>carried on the summer breeze.</i>

972
00:50:53,951 --> 00:50:56,556
<i>Here's one we call</i>
<i>"Meet Me at the Bottom</i>
<i>of the Bottle."</i>

973
00:50:56,591 --> 00:50:58,591
<i>It's about drinking.</i>

974
00:50:58,626 --> 00:51:00,230
<i>Something perhaps</i>
<i>some of you might</i>
<i>know something about.</i>

975
00:51:00,265 --> 00:51:02,232
You have, uh,
permission to board?

976
00:51:03,928 --> 00:51:06,533
I do. Uh, in fact,
the owner of the boat
just texted me

977
00:51:06,568 --> 00:51:08,733
and asked if I could check.

978
00:51:08,768 --> 00:51:10,537
He might have left something
on board.

979
00:51:11,210 --> 00:51:13,540
[guest] Uh-huh?
Yeah.

980
00:51:13,575 --> 00:51:16,345
And what's the name
of the owner the boat?

981
00:51:16,380 --> 00:51:18,105
Oh, Ronald Horan.
Ah.

982
00:51:18,140 --> 00:51:20,514
Yeah, he said
he might have left
his lesson plan on board.

983
00:51:20,549 --> 00:51:23,748
Did you know
he's a professor?
[chuckles] No, shit.

984
00:51:23,783 --> 00:51:27,455
Ronnie, uh-- He brags
about it to everyone.

985
00:51:27,490 --> 00:51:28,654
Yeah.
What's your name?

986
00:51:28,689 --> 00:51:30,590
Uh, Sydney Blake.
Ah.

987
00:51:30,625 --> 00:51:32,086
I'm, uh, Kenton Alfred.

988
00:51:32,121 --> 00:51:35,562
I'm the commodore here
of the club.

989
00:51:35,597 --> 00:51:40,567
Hey, your old man
isn't Jefferson Blake,
is he?

990
00:51:41,471 --> 00:51:42,635
My uncle.

991
00:51:42,670 --> 00:51:44,802
Ah! [chuckles]
Yeah. That's--

992
00:51:44,837 --> 00:51:48,245
Well, your uncle
and I got into
a little mischief...

993
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:50,071
Oh.
...back at Exeter.

994
00:51:50,106 --> 00:51:53,910
[chuckling] We once stole
a homecoming float

995
00:51:53,945 --> 00:51:58,882
and-- and crashed it
right into a goal post.

996
00:51:58,917 --> 00:52:02,358
-We were a little, uh, stewed.
-Oh, yeah. Sure, sure.

997
00:52:02,393 --> 00:52:04,591
Nothing like a little
consequence-free fun
for the rich, huh?

998
00:52:04,626 --> 00:52:07,462
[chuckles]
How is the old the guy doing
these days?

999
00:52:07,497 --> 00:52:10,993
Oh, you didn't hear?
No, uh-- We lost uncle Jeff.

1000
00:52:11,028 --> 00:52:14,634
No, no. [stammers]
I'm sorry,
what happened?

1001
00:52:14,669 --> 00:52:17,868
Yeah, he swam right into
a-- a boat propeller. Yeah.

1002
00:52:17,903 --> 00:52:19,309
Oh, no.
Yeah.

1003
00:52:19,344 --> 00:52:21,245
Uh, just basically,
you know, pureed him.

1004
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:23,445
Oh, good Lord!
Just a mess.

1005
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:26,107
-He just looked like sauce.
It was not great.
-Oh.

1006
00:52:26,142 --> 00:52:27,416
[chuckles]

1007
00:52:28,848 --> 00:52:32,223
Well, see you around.
[sighing]

1008
00:52:47,064 --> 00:52:48,371
Mr. Fletcher.

1009
00:52:49,935 --> 00:52:51,000
Morris.

1010
00:52:52,410 --> 00:52:53,838
Are you really an inspector?

1011
00:52:53,873 --> 00:52:56,313
The mayor bestowed
that special rank on me

1012
00:52:56,348 --> 00:52:59,448
after I solved the murder
of a city council woman.

1013
00:52:59,483 --> 00:53:03,716
She got stabbed multiple times
with an ice pick
in her own bathtub.

1014
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:06,081
I mean, I guess if you work
in politics,

1015
00:53:06,116 --> 00:53:08,017
you probably do have to take
a lot of baths.

1016
00:53:08,052 --> 00:53:11,625
We obtained
surveillance footage
from a store around the corner.

1017
00:53:11,660 --> 00:53:13,330
Where the fudge is made?

1018
00:53:13,365 --> 00:53:16,399
And the footage shows
Laurel Goodwin
walking with a man

1019
00:53:16,434 --> 00:53:20,161
whose height and build
is very similar to yours.

1020
00:53:20,196 --> 00:53:23,032
Well, that doesn't rule out
Tatianna or Eve,

1021
00:53:23,067 --> 00:53:26,035
or anybody really
hiring someone
to do their dirty work.

1022
00:53:26,070 --> 00:53:27,542
Did you see his face?

1023
00:53:27,577 --> 00:53:30,105
He was wearing a purple hat
with a yellow logo.

1024
00:53:31,515 --> 00:53:33,515
Exactly like
the one on your head.

1025
00:53:33,550 --> 00:53:35,583
You fucking with me?
Come on.

1026
00:53:35,618 --> 00:53:37,552
Be honest, Morris.
Are you fucking with me?

1027
00:53:37,587 --> 00:53:41,182
Mr. Fletcher,
when have you ever known me
to fuck with you?

1028
00:53:48,730 --> 00:53:50,862
Okay. Well, I--
I see that, sure,

1029
00:53:50,897 --> 00:53:54,470
but it's probably
a Minnesota Vikings hat,
you know?

1030
00:53:55,473 --> 00:53:57,473
Any theories?
Yes.

1031
00:53:58,300 --> 00:54:00,036
Irwin Maurice Fletcher,

1032
00:54:00,071 --> 00:54:02,445
you're under arrest
for the murder
of Laurel Goodwin.

1033
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:05,877
Come on now! That's--
You're not playing fair.
[groans]

1034
00:54:05,912 --> 00:54:08,275
Can you do me a favor?
Read me my rights in Italian.

1035
00:54:08,310 --> 00:54:09,551
I've been working
really hard on it.

1036
00:54:09,586 --> 00:54:11,421
Let's go.
Okay, ow. [groans]

1037
00:54:11,456 --> 00:54:13,621
[buzzer sounds]

1038
00:54:13,656 --> 00:54:15,216
[Fletch] Andy, it's me.

1039
00:54:15,251 --> 00:54:17,460
Oh, I'm glad you're awake.
Listen, I need--

1040
00:54:19,123 --> 00:54:21,090
You're what?

1041
00:54:21,125 --> 00:54:23,664
Oh. Well, in that case,
I'm really glad you're awake.

1042
00:54:24,568 --> 00:54:26,799
Yes, what aren't you wearing?

1043
00:54:28,506 --> 00:54:31,001
Oh, goodness.
You woke up
in a very naughty mood.

1044
00:54:32,609 --> 00:54:34,774
What?
No, I don't need
a reason to call you.

1045
00:54:34,809 --> 00:54:38,547
I was just calling.
I happen to be calling you,
you know, to hear your voice.

1046
00:54:39,979 --> 00:54:43,486
And I need you
to bail me out of jail.

1047
00:54:48,053 --> 00:54:50,790
Come on, Griz.
Is this about the bus?

1048
00:54:51,628 --> 00:54:52,924
It was nothing personal.

1049
00:54:55,665 --> 00:54:56,796
You're free to go.

1050
00:54:57,898 --> 00:54:59,260
How can I
make it up to you?

1051
00:54:59,295 --> 00:55:00,602
Are you set for luggage?

1052
00:55:01,869 --> 00:55:03,374
I'll let you
take me to dinner?

1053
00:55:05,037 --> 00:55:07,411
I'd rather throw myself
into Boston Harbor.

1054
00:55:10,207 --> 00:55:11,239
Seems extreme.

1055
00:55:14,486 --> 00:55:15,815
Go, Lakers.

1056
00:55:15,850 --> 00:55:17,553
[phone ringing]

1057
00:55:19,854 --> 00:55:22,085
-Hey.
-[Frank]<i> I got that</i>
<i>police report you wanted.</i>

1058
00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:24,153
<i>I just emailed it to you.</i>
<i>It's encrypted.</i>

1059
00:55:24,188 --> 00:55:27,123
-Oh, good.
Uh, what's the password?
-[Frank]<i> Go fuck yourself.</i>

1060
00:55:27,158 --> 00:55:28,960
-Frank, don't be an asshole.
-[phone disconnects]

1061
00:55:34,396 --> 00:55:35,472
[chuckles]

1062
00:55:36,574 --> 00:55:38,376
Okay. [sighs]

1063
00:55:50,918 --> 00:55:52,852
[doorbell dings]

1064
00:55:52,887 --> 00:55:57,725
[scoffs] Fletch,
how dare you abandon me
at the hotel yesterday?

1065
00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:02,158
The Countess de Grassi
has never been left alone
at the table.

1066
00:56:02,193 --> 00:56:06,536
-Countess, what are you doing?
-Ah, you were right.
The hotel is too expensive.

1067
00:56:06,571 --> 00:56:09,737
I can't get Menti's money.

1068
00:56:09,772 --> 00:56:12,366
Everything is all freezed.

1069
00:56:12,401 --> 00:56:14,544
Uh, why did you come here?

1070
00:56:14,579 --> 00:56:18,339
Why should
the Countess de Grassi
stay in a too expensive hotel

1071
00:56:18,374 --> 00:56:21,683
when her almost son is here

1072
00:56:21,718 --> 00:56:25,654
in this nice big townhouse

1073
00:56:25,689 --> 00:56:26,787
near very good shopping--

1074
00:56:26,822 --> 00:56:28,217
You can't stay here.

1075
00:56:28,252 --> 00:56:30,560
What would
poor dead Menti say

1076
00:56:30,595 --> 00:56:34,388
if he know the Countess
is in some fleabag hotel?

1077
00:56:34,423 --> 00:56:35,862
Hmm?

1078
00:56:35,897 --> 00:56:37,600
No. No happy.

1079
00:56:37,635 --> 00:56:42,033
Now, Fletch,
where is my room? [sighs]
I'm sorry. I--

1080
00:56:42,068 --> 00:56:44,574
You know, I came here to work.
You're just gonna be
in the way.

1081
00:56:44,609 --> 00:56:46,741
Oh, you bet your big cock
I'm going to be in the way.

1082
00:56:46,776 --> 00:56:49,040
I am going
to keep an eye on you.

1083
00:56:49,075 --> 00:56:51,042
Okay, you can stay one night,

1084
00:56:51,077 --> 00:56:53,110
and then we're gonna look
for a nice mid-range hotel
for you.

1085
00:56:53,145 --> 00:56:55,915
What is this "mid-range"?

1086
00:56:55,950 --> 00:56:57,983
Now come, Fletch. Come. Sit.

1087
00:56:59,184 --> 00:57:02,790
I now show you
what I want to show you
at the hotel

1088
00:57:02,825 --> 00:57:05,188
when you leave me
with<i> il conto.</i>

1089
00:57:05,223 --> 00:57:06,992
I found this at the villa.

1090
00:57:07,797 --> 00:57:10,831
Photos. Angela's photos.
Hmm.

1091
00:57:11,966 --> 00:57:15,231
Did you know Angela
went to university

1092
00:57:15,266 --> 00:57:17,640
here in Boston for a year?

1093
00:57:17,675 --> 00:57:18,971
No, it never came up.

1094
00:57:19,908 --> 00:57:22,612
Hmm.
Do you know who that is?

1095
00:57:22,647 --> 00:57:24,372
Turn it over.

1096
00:57:24,407 --> 00:57:27,914
Owen Tasserly.
Did you know they were friends?

1097
00:57:27,949 --> 00:57:30,246
She might have mentioned it.
Oh.

1098
00:57:30,281 --> 00:57:31,951
Andy made all the arrangements.

1099
00:57:31,986 --> 00:57:34,987
Fletch,
listen to the Contessa.

1100
00:57:35,022 --> 00:57:39,090
Angela cannot be trusted.
Why is she not here?

1101
00:57:39,125 --> 00:57:41,092
She's trying to find
her father, your husband.

1102
00:57:41,127 --> 00:57:44,260
Oh, Fletch. Fletch.

1103
00:57:44,295 --> 00:57:46,933
I know this is
so bad news for you.

1104
00:57:46,968 --> 00:57:48,770
Now, where is the shower?

1105
00:57:48,805 --> 00:57:50,134
You want to take a shower?

1106
00:57:50,169 --> 00:57:53,335
No, I want you to take a shower.
You stink.

1107
00:57:53,370 --> 00:57:54,677
I make drinks.

1108
00:57:56,879 --> 00:57:58,175
[shower water running]

1109
00:57:58,210 --> 00:57:59,682
[door opens]

1110
00:58:00,883 --> 00:58:02,212
[Fletch] Countess, do you mind?

1111
00:58:02,247 --> 00:58:05,182
Fletch, I found
a dead fish in your tank.

1112
00:58:05,217 --> 00:58:06,656
[running stops]

1113
00:58:06,691 --> 00:58:10,484
Okay, well,
we'll light a candle for it.

1114
00:58:10,519 --> 00:58:15,357
-Now, could you please--
-Oh, Fletch, I am so sad.

1115
00:58:15,392 --> 00:58:17,425
My Menti is dead.

1116
00:58:17,460 --> 00:58:20,901
My<i> chiromante</i> tell me
the kidnappers
have killed him.

1117
00:58:20,936 --> 00:58:24,333
Where did all your clothes go?
What is the<i> chiromante?</i>

1118
00:58:24,368 --> 00:58:28,777
How do you say?
Uh, is a fortune teller.

1119
00:58:30,176 --> 00:58:33,749
She tell me
they take my Menti,
they put him in a coffin,

1120
00:58:33,784 --> 00:58:36,719
they fill it with cats,
and they bury him alive.

1121
00:58:36,754 --> 00:58:39,051
Is horrible, no?
Well,
it sounds very implausible.

1122
00:58:39,086 --> 00:58:41,350
Fletch, is no time
for a wisecrack.

1123
00:58:41,385 --> 00:58:42,890
My Menti is allergic.

1124
00:58:42,925 --> 00:58:44,760
Now, shall I make us negronis?

1125
00:58:44,795 --> 00:58:46,597
Sure.
Okay.

1126
00:58:46,632 --> 00:58:49,127
Go buy gin, vermouth,
Campari and oranges.

1127
00:58:49,162 --> 00:58:51,899
[sighs] Can I please have
the bathroom to myself?

1128
00:58:51,934 --> 00:58:55,232
Fletch,
you parade around me naked,

1129
00:58:55,267 --> 00:58:56,640
but I am not going
to sleep with you.

1130
00:58:56,675 --> 00:58:57,872
You came in here.

1131
00:58:57,907 --> 00:58:59,302
Please do not put
too much vermouth

1132
00:58:59,337 --> 00:59:00,567
in my Negroni.

1133
00:59:00,602 --> 00:59:01,645
Hurry up.

1134
00:59:17,223 --> 00:59:19,256
[officer]
<i>I got eyes on Fletcher.</i>

1135
00:59:19,291 --> 00:59:21,929
<i>In the alleyway,</i>
<i>headed towards your end</i>
<i>of the street. Over.</i>

1136
00:59:23,064 --> 00:59:24,525
Copy that. Roger.

1137
00:59:26,397 --> 00:59:28,001
Oh, no! Oh, no!

1138
00:59:40,147 --> 00:59:42,444
-[driver] You Irwin?
-[Fletch] Call me Fletch.

1139
01:00:05,238 --> 01:00:09,174
[Horan]
Really quite extraordinary.
[Fletch] Yes, it is.

1140
01:00:09,209 --> 01:00:13,145
He's asking 25 million.
My advice is to counter at 20.

1141
01:00:14,753 --> 01:00:17,281
Well, okay.
Make that counter.

1142
01:00:17,954 --> 01:00:19,118
Fantastic.

1143
01:00:24,653 --> 01:00:26,455
Hey, uh, excuse me,

1144
01:00:26,490 --> 01:00:28,996
do you happen to know
where I can maybe buy
some fireworks?

1145
01:00:29,031 --> 01:00:31,064
Yeah, New Hampshire.

1146
01:00:31,099 --> 01:00:33,594
[Angela on phone]
<i>Where are you, Fletch?</i>
<i>I called a few times.</i>

1147
01:00:33,629 --> 01:00:36,498
<i>My lawyer told me</i>
<i>that the fucking Countess</i>
<i>has gone to Boston.</i>

1148
01:00:37,237 --> 01:00:38,500
<i>Has she tried to contact you?</i>

1149
01:00:39,844 --> 01:00:43,813
<i>I'm coming to Boston tomorrow.</i>
<i>My flight arrives at 5:32 p.m.</i>

1150
01:00:43,848 --> 01:00:47,014
<i>Can you pick me up?</i>
<i>I miss you.</i>

1151
01:00:47,049 --> 01:00:48,543
Ciao, amore. [kisses]

1152
01:01:43,842 --> 01:01:44,940
[fireworks whistling]

1153
01:01:44,975 --> 01:01:46,106
[popping]

1154
01:01:46,141 --> 01:01:47,206
What the--

1155
01:01:48,638 --> 01:01:50,341
The fuck?

1156
01:02:01,123 --> 01:02:02,683
[explosion]

1157
01:02:13,333 --> 01:02:15,300
-[boat alarm beeping]
-[popping continues]

1158
01:02:16,941 --> 01:02:18,732
[sirens wailing]

1159
01:02:23,805 --> 01:02:26,883
[Marv]
It was the teenagers.
They were drinking.

1160
01:02:26,918 --> 01:02:28,742
So sorry about your window.

1161
01:02:28,777 --> 01:02:30,579
[Horan]
This boat is private property.

1162
01:02:30,614 --> 01:02:34,088
-Yeah, I know.
-No one is allowed on
but me. [clears throat]

1163
01:02:34,123 --> 01:02:36,057
And I am bringing in
my own private security.

1164
01:02:36,092 --> 01:02:38,961
[Marv] Oh, hey. I know the guys
who used to guard Peter Wolf.

1165
01:02:38,996 --> 01:02:40,292
[sighs] Shit.

1166
01:02:40,327 --> 01:02:42,063
-[Marv] The J. Geils Band?
-[Horan] No.

1167
01:02:42,098 --> 01:02:45,099
My security team will be here
within the hour. Thank you.

1168
01:02:45,134 --> 01:02:47,497
[Marv] Come on.
Angel is a centerfold?

1169
01:02:47,532 --> 01:02:50,808
[Horan]
I don't know what that is
and I hope that I never do.

1170
01:02:56,607 --> 01:02:58,343
How long have you guys
done security?

1171
01:02:59,016 --> 01:03:00,081
[guard] About eight years.

1172
01:03:11,028 --> 01:03:12,830
[motor whirring]

1173
01:03:15,857 --> 01:03:17,901
I've never felt the need
to have a gun,

1174
01:03:17,936 --> 01:03:19,903
because I have sort of
an inner calm.

1175
01:03:19,938 --> 01:03:21,267
[yelps]

1176
01:03:23,172 --> 01:03:25,370
[Marv] Oh, for--
Let's go check that out.

1177
01:03:25,405 --> 01:03:27,339
[guard] Let's go.

1178
01:03:27,374 --> 01:03:31,079
[Marv] Uh, I'm coming. I'll--
[stammers] Sorry. I'll help.

1179
01:03:31,114 --> 01:03:34,610
Pretty dark,
so be careful, guys.
It's really dark.

1180
01:03:34,645 --> 01:03:36,645
-Okay, Marv.
-Thanks, bud.

1181
01:04:27,599 --> 01:04:30,006
[Marv] It's just
those same inebriated kids.

1182
01:04:30,041 --> 01:04:33,768
Probably just doing pranks,
and, you know, just trying
to get hits online.

1183
01:04:33,803 --> 01:04:35,077
Trying to go viral.

1184
01:04:35,112 --> 01:04:37,079
I've been doing this 21 years.

1185
01:04:37,114 --> 01:04:40,709
When I, uh-- When I was 17,
I stopped a burglary at Caldor,

1186
01:04:40,744 --> 01:04:44,020
and I kind of was like,
"You know, I think
this is the thing for me."

1187
01:04:44,055 --> 01:04:45,846
I-- I tripped the guy,
but still.

1188
01:04:45,881 --> 01:04:51,225
Hey, you guys like J. Geils?
"Freeze-Frame"? "Love Stinks"?

1189
01:04:51,260 --> 01:04:53,029
I think Horan's
never even heard of them.

1190
01:04:53,064 --> 01:04:54,921
I mean, I get you don't know
"Whammer Jammer".

1191
01:04:54,956 --> 01:04:56,824
First record.
Who's gonna hear that?

1192
01:04:56,859 --> 01:04:59,431
Harmonic instrumental.
I mean, whoa.

1193
01:05:00,071 --> 01:05:01,565
But "Centerfold"?

1194
01:05:09,179 --> 01:05:11,047
[knocks]
[car horn honks]

1195
01:05:11,082 --> 01:05:12,840
You really need
to get some sleep.

1196
01:05:12,875 --> 01:05:17,350
Oh, my God.
No, I don't, actually.

1197
01:05:17,385 --> 01:05:18,483
[chuckles]

1198
01:05:20,487 --> 01:05:21,783
[groans]

1199
01:05:21,818 --> 01:05:25,193
Fletch, I told you
I not sleep with you.

1200
01:05:25,228 --> 01:05:29,956
Countess, this is my bed.
There are three other rooms.
[sighs]

1201
01:05:29,991 --> 01:05:31,727
Have you found my paintings?

1202
01:05:31,762 --> 01:05:33,564
I wasn't looking for your--
for the-- for the paintings.

1203
01:05:33,599 --> 01:05:36,501
[groans]
I think the wicked Angela
has you under a spell.

1204
01:05:36,536 --> 01:05:40,439
For your information,
I'm crazy about Angela.

1205
01:05:40,474 --> 01:05:43,079
I'm actually thinking
of asking her to marry me.
Oh, no.

1206
01:05:43,114 --> 01:05:45,345
Don't waste
your third marriage on her.

1207
01:05:45,380 --> 01:05:50,614
Menti was my third marriage,
and, oh,
he was my best one yet.

1208
01:05:50,649 --> 01:05:52,880
You know,
I wish you and Angela
could get to know one another.

1209
01:05:52,915 --> 01:05:54,420
I think
you would actually be friends.

1210
01:05:54,455 --> 01:05:56,488
She hate the Countess.

1211
01:05:56,523 --> 01:05:58,952
I think
she just doesn't know
the Countess.

1212
01:05:58,987 --> 01:06:02,593
Fletch,
are you trying to seduce me?

1213
01:06:02,628 --> 01:06:05,794
-That is not at all
what's happening right now.
-Okay, Fletch. Okay.

1214
01:06:05,829 --> 01:06:08,104
-Maybe only this once.
Come. Come.
-Okay.

1215
01:06:08,139 --> 01:06:10,073
I'm gonna go
to one of the spare rooms.

1216
01:06:12,374 --> 01:06:15,672
Hmm. Bravo, Fletch.
Bravo, bravo.

1217
01:06:15,707 --> 01:06:20,380
You have passed my test.
Now you can be my son-in-law.

1218
01:06:20,415 --> 01:06:23,911
-[Fletch sighs]
-It's a nice big hairy chest,
I see.

1219
01:06:23,946 --> 01:06:26,551
You have a nice chest,
Fletch.
Thank you.

1220
01:06:26,586 --> 01:06:29,389
[snoring]

1221
01:06:30,161 --> 01:06:31,985
Morris! Morris! Morris!

1222
01:06:32,020 --> 01:06:33,723
Jesus, Griz.
Sorry.

1223
01:06:33,758 --> 01:06:35,560
Oh, my God.
I have something for you.

1224
01:06:35,595 --> 01:06:37,694
There was an incident
last night
at the Mayflower Yacht Club

1225
01:06:37,729 --> 01:06:39,663
and these kids,
they were shooting out
some fireworks.

1226
01:06:39,698 --> 01:06:42,369
And I think
that they went astray
onto this one yacht.

1227
01:06:42,932 --> 01:06:43,964
Yeah?

1228
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:47,341
The yacht belongs
to Ronald Horan.

1229
01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:52,115
We found Fletcher
parked in front
of the Horan Gallery.

1230
01:06:52,150 --> 01:06:53,710
Right.
So do you think that--

1231
01:06:53,745 --> 01:06:56,911
This stupid idiot moron
has something to do with this.

1232
01:06:57,485 --> 01:06:58,550
Fuck, yes.

1233
01:06:58,585 --> 01:07:00,090
Yeah. Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah!

1234
01:07:00,125 --> 01:07:01,421
Ow! Oh, ow.

1235
01:07:02,490 --> 01:07:05,161
Well, he told me
his name was Ralph Locke.

1236
01:07:05,196 --> 01:07:07,196
And that's why
I wanted to see you.

1237
01:07:07,231 --> 01:07:09,429
Be very careful doing business
with Mr. Fletcher.

1238
01:07:09,464 --> 01:07:12,025
Thank you, Inspector.
I appreciate that very much.

1239
01:07:13,798 --> 01:07:14,863
[clears throat]

1240
01:07:16,966 --> 01:07:18,174
[Horan grunts]

1241
01:07:26,745 --> 01:07:28,514
I missed you, Fletch. Mmm.
Oh.

1242
01:07:28,549 --> 01:07:30,582
I missed you, too.
I missed you so much.

1243
01:07:30,617 --> 01:07:31,748
Mmm.

1244
01:07:31,783 --> 01:07:33,519
[speaking Italian]

1245
01:07:34,621 --> 01:07:36,357
[in English] Okay. Okay. Sure.

1246
01:07:36,392 --> 01:07:40,130
-So, has the Countess
tried to contact you?
-Yes.

1247
01:07:40,165 --> 01:07:42,396
Shit. What is she up to?

1248
01:07:42,431 --> 01:07:44,398
Well, spying on me.

1249
01:07:44,433 --> 01:07:46,697
[sighs] Where is she staying?

1250
01:07:46,732 --> 01:07:48,732
At the townhouse with me.

1251
01:07:49,471 --> 01:07:50,767
Are you kidding me?

1252
01:07:50,802 --> 01:07:52,604
How could you let her
stay with you?

1253
01:07:52,639 --> 01:07:55,068
She showed up with suitcases.
I can't get her to leave.

1254
01:07:56,038 --> 01:07:57,279
Did you have sex with her?

1255
01:07:57,314 --> 01:07:58,610
No. I slept in the other room.

1256
01:07:59,514 --> 01:08:00,645
I don't believe you.

1257
01:08:01,747 --> 01:08:03,285
Andy, why did you lie to me
about Tasserly?

1258
01:08:03,320 --> 01:08:05,320
What?
What are you talking about?

1259
01:08:05,355 --> 01:08:08,191
You didn't tell me
you did a year of college
in Boston

1260
01:08:08,226 --> 01:08:10,050
and that you knew Owen Tasserly.

1261
01:08:10,085 --> 01:08:11,755
Of course I did.
No.

1262
01:08:11,790 --> 01:08:14,791
You said you got the townhouse
off a luxury rental website.

1263
01:08:14,826 --> 01:08:16,991
Fletch,
you're becoming paranoid.

1264
01:08:17,026 --> 01:08:20,632
-Listen, I think Owen Tasserly
killed Laurel Goodwin.
-[laughs]

1265
01:08:20,667 --> 01:08:22,634
He was arrested
for bonking his neighbor
over the head

1266
01:08:22,669 --> 01:08:24,372
with a very heavy object.
He's violent.

1267
01:08:24,407 --> 01:08:26,572
He could have easily
bonked Laurel
over the head too.

1268
01:08:26,607 --> 01:08:29,003
Owen's not a serial "bonker".

1269
01:08:29,038 --> 01:08:31,104
Well, look, he's going through
a hellish divorce.

1270
01:08:31,139 --> 01:08:33,106
He's abusing drugs.
He's-- He's a mess.

1271
01:08:33,141 --> 01:08:34,382
Yeah. [sighs]

1272
01:08:34,417 --> 01:08:36,747
He told me all about that.
<i>Poverino.</i>

1273
01:08:36,782 --> 01:08:39,079
-What? You talk to him?
-Yes, we talk.

1274
01:08:39,114 --> 01:08:40,586
He's an old friend.

1275
01:08:40,621 --> 01:08:43,325
Does Owen know
any martial arts?
What? No.

1276
01:08:43,360 --> 01:08:45,426
-Does he have a beard now?
-How should I know?

1277
01:08:45,461 --> 01:08:47,120
You just said you talk to him
all the time.

1278
01:08:47,155 --> 01:08:49,089
You can't hear a beard
over the phone.

1279
01:08:49,124 --> 01:08:51,498
I don't know.
Maybe you Facetime
or send each other texts.

1280
01:08:51,533 --> 01:08:53,665
I just got off
a very long flight.
I'm very tired.

1281
01:08:53,700 --> 01:08:55,601
-You're attacking me
with all these questions.
-Okay.

1282
01:08:55,636 --> 01:08:58,131
Okay. I'm sorry.
[sighs]

1283
01:09:04,315 --> 01:09:06,546
<i>Grazie.</i> [sighs]

1284
01:09:06,581 --> 01:09:10,011
-Angela! [exclaims]
-Sylvia! [laughs]

1285
01:09:10,046 --> 01:09:11,980
[both speaking Italian]

1286
01:09:19,088 --> 01:09:20,758
Fletch,
we're gonna cook you dinner.

1287
01:09:20,793 --> 01:09:22,826
[both speaking Italian]

1288
01:09:24,027 --> 01:09:26,159
["Señor Blues" playing]

1289
01:09:35,907 --> 01:09:36,972
[sighs]

1290
01:09:39,009 --> 01:09:40,679
Okay, listen to this.

1291
01:09:40,714 --> 01:09:42,648
Our Ronald Horan
is under investigation

1292
01:09:42,683 --> 01:09:44,848
for a possible
false insurance claim

1293
01:09:44,883 --> 01:09:46,212
about a robbery at his gallery.

1294
01:09:46,247 --> 01:09:47,818
What is Irwin up to
with this guy?

1295
01:09:47,853 --> 01:09:50,293
Also, you asked me to search
the Italian papers.

1296
01:09:50,328 --> 01:09:51,690
Check that out.

1297
01:09:53,155 --> 01:09:54,330
[Monroe] What's it say?

1298
01:09:54,365 --> 01:09:56,629
[speaking Italian]

1299
01:09:56,664 --> 01:09:58,862
[in English] Oh, in English.

1300
01:09:58,897 --> 01:10:02,129
Fletcher's at a press conference
about a kidnapping
of the Count de Grassi,

1301
01:10:02,164 --> 01:10:04,032
father of Angela de Grassi.

1302
01:10:04,540 --> 01:10:06,034
Andy Angela.

1303
01:10:06,069 --> 01:10:08,036
And the kidnappers are demanding
a Picasso painting

1304
01:10:08,071 --> 01:10:09,840
from the Count's collection
as ransom.

1305
01:10:09,875 --> 01:10:12,414
But Angela's saying
that the painting's been stolen.

1306
01:10:12,449 --> 01:10:14,141
Hmm.

1307
01:10:14,176 --> 01:10:15,912
So, are we gonna
bring Fletcher in?

1308
01:10:18,587 --> 01:10:21,115
Not yet. Keep looking.

1309
01:10:21,755 --> 01:10:22,787
Okay.

1310
01:10:24,824 --> 01:10:26,219
[sighs]

1311
01:10:30,665 --> 01:10:32,225
-Wait a minute.
-[mouse clicks]

1312
01:10:38,343 --> 01:10:41,168
Just like family,
we are together.
[Fletch] Mmm.

1313
01:10:41,203 --> 01:10:42,609
If only Menti were here.

1314
01:10:42,644 --> 01:10:44,270
[sighs] Dear papa.

1315
01:10:44,305 --> 01:10:45,381
[mutters]

1316
01:10:46,912 --> 01:10:49,275
<i>Oh, grazie.</i> [laughs]
Mm-hmm.

1317
01:10:49,310 --> 01:10:52,212
-[doorbell rings]
-Mmm. I'll get it.

1318
01:10:52,247 --> 01:10:54,390
[Countess] Who is it?
No one you know.

1319
01:10:54,425 --> 01:10:57,118
-Is it someone I know?
-Fletch, set another place.

1320
01:10:57,153 --> 01:10:59,252
[door buzzing]

1321
01:11:00,695 --> 01:11:02,464
-Owen! [laughs]
-Angela.

1322
01:11:02,499 --> 01:11:05,258
[Angela]
Come into your own house.
<i>Ciao, amore.</i>

1323
01:11:05,293 --> 01:11:07,700
-[Angela kisses]
-[both chuckle]

1324
01:11:07,735 --> 01:11:10,164
This is my boyfriend
who's been staying here.

1325
01:11:10,837 --> 01:11:13,772
And Sylvia, my stepmother.

1326
01:11:13,807 --> 01:11:17,270
I know. I know.
We look like<i> sorelle.</i>
Sisters.

1327
01:11:17,305 --> 01:11:18,612
Uh-huh.

1328
01:11:20,011 --> 01:11:22,847
-Quite an art collection
you have, Mr. Tasserly.
-Thank you.

1329
01:11:24,081 --> 01:11:26,851
-That my shirt?
-No. Maybe.

1330
01:11:26,886 --> 01:11:31,724
-Owen,
you are an art dealer, no?
-I'm an art broker.

1331
01:11:31,759 --> 01:11:34,793
-You study any martial arts
by any chance?
-Muay Thai.

1332
01:11:35,961 --> 01:11:37,697
-Muay Thai.
-[chuckles]

1333
01:11:37,732 --> 01:11:40,436
Look, I owe you
a big apology
about the other night.

1334
01:11:40,471 --> 01:11:42,295
What? What happened?

1335
01:11:42,330 --> 01:11:45,837
I let myself in
because I needed something
urgently.

1336
01:11:45,872 --> 01:11:49,445
I honestly assumed
nobody would be staying here
after there was a murder.

1337
01:11:49,480 --> 01:11:53,515
I didn't know it was you,
or I wouldn't have done that.

1338
01:11:53,550 --> 01:11:56,111
-What did you do?
-Oh, he kicked my ass.

1339
01:11:56,146 --> 01:11:57,244
[Owen] Uh...

1340
01:11:57,279 --> 01:11:58,718
What did you need so urgently?

1341
01:11:59,523 --> 01:12:01,182
Some medication.

1342
01:12:01,217 --> 01:12:03,855
Medication? For what?

1343
01:12:03,890 --> 01:12:10,191
Um... It's a rare disorder.
Segegenisis.

1344
01:12:10,226 --> 01:12:12,633
It's-- It's--
It's a stom-- stomach thing.

1345
01:12:12,668 --> 01:12:15,064
It's a-- You get it
from eating too much...

1346
01:12:17,035 --> 01:12:18,067
porridge.

1347
01:12:19,301 --> 01:12:21,675
Owen, come on.
Tell us the truth.

1348
01:12:21,710 --> 01:12:25,008
Fine. I snuck in
to get a bottle of Oxy
I had in the drawer.

1349
01:12:25,043 --> 01:12:26,878
[Fletch] Oh.

1350
01:12:26,913 --> 01:12:30,618
I flew back from Paris early
because I know
I need to get help.

1351
01:12:30,653 --> 01:12:31,850
But I was weak, okay?

1352
01:12:31,885 --> 01:12:34,523
Did you come here tonight
to see me

1353
01:12:34,558 --> 01:12:35,887
or to look for more Oxy?

1354
01:12:38,859 --> 01:12:40,463
Can't it be both?

1355
01:12:40,498 --> 01:12:42,993
[sighs]<i> Ay.</i>
Owen, you're going to rehab.

1356
01:12:43,028 --> 01:12:45,226
Anything else you want
to tell us about, Owen?

1357
01:12:45,261 --> 01:12:47,327
-Where are my paintings?
-What is she talking about?

1358
01:12:47,362 --> 01:12:48,999
Is the Picasso here?

1359
01:12:49,034 --> 01:12:50,473
-[Angela] Sylvia.
-What?

1360
01:12:50,508 --> 01:12:51,738
-Come on,
you're being ridiculous.
-No.

1361
01:12:51,773 --> 01:12:53,971
Owen knows nothing
about the paintings

1362
01:12:54,006 --> 01:12:57,205
that you
and your criminal brothers
stole.

1363
01:12:57,240 --> 01:12:58,976
[Countess, Angela
speaking Italian]

1364
01:12:59,011 --> 01:13:00,373
[in English] There it is.

1365
01:13:00,408 --> 01:13:02,584
[both arguing in Italian]

1366
01:13:03,521 --> 01:13:05,620
[in English] Ladies. Ladies.

1367
01:13:07,888 --> 01:13:11,890
Ah, Rothko.
Oh, Lee Krasner. Miró...

1368
01:13:14,059 --> 01:13:15,696
[arguing continues]

1369
01:13:16,259 --> 01:13:17,291
[Fletch] Ladies.

1370
01:13:18,096 --> 01:13:19,425
[Countess screams]

1371
01:13:19,460 --> 01:13:20,932
[exclaiming]

1372
01:13:20,967 --> 01:13:22,967
[arguing continues]

1373
01:13:23,002 --> 01:13:24,771
-[Fletch] Ladies.
-Where's Frida Kahlo?

1374
01:13:26,203 --> 01:13:28,610
Owen,
who are these loud Italians?

1375
01:13:28,645 --> 01:13:29,875
[arguing stops]

1376
01:13:29,910 --> 01:13:31,745
Tatiana, thanks for coming.

1377
01:13:31,780 --> 01:13:32,812
Oh, shit.

1378
01:13:32,847 --> 01:13:36,376
[laughs] What? Frank!

1379
01:13:36,411 --> 01:13:37,916
Frank? That's Ralph.

1380
01:13:37,951 --> 01:13:39,555
He's the guy
who's been renting my place.

1381
01:13:39,590 --> 01:13:41,249
He told me he's Frank Jaffe
from the<i> Sentinel.</i>

1382
01:13:41,284 --> 01:13:43,526
Then he came over
and interviewed me.

1383
01:13:43,561 --> 01:13:45,418
So there is an explanation.
[Tatiana] Uh-huh.

1384
01:13:45,453 --> 01:13:47,893
You came over to my wife's house
pretending to be a journalist?

1385
01:13:47,928 --> 01:13:50,324
Well, I was a reporter
of some repute.

1386
01:13:50,359 --> 01:13:52,535
-What are you playing at, bro?
-What is going on here?

1387
01:13:52,570 --> 01:13:54,130
Okay. A lot of balls
in the air right now.

1388
01:13:54,165 --> 01:13:56,363
-Fletch, what did you do now?
-He killed Frida Kahlo.

1389
01:13:56,398 --> 01:13:57,606
I knew you were a phony.

1390
01:13:58,169 --> 01:13:59,707
A style editor?

1391
01:13:59,742 --> 01:14:01,467
He doesn't even know
what bespoke means.

1392
01:14:01,502 --> 01:14:03,711
-Doesn't even know
what bespoke-- The fuck, dude!
-No.

1393
01:14:03,746 --> 01:14:05,614
You better be able
to explain yourself.

1394
01:14:05,649 --> 01:14:07,308
-Okay. Well, it's not
a short explain--
-[Countess screams]

1395
01:14:07,343 --> 01:14:08,782
[Owen] Jesus! Fuck!

1396
01:14:08,817 --> 01:14:10,586
All right.
You have got to stop
hitting me!

1397
01:14:10,621 --> 01:14:12,753
I'm calling the cops
on this piece of shit right now.

1398
01:14:12,788 --> 01:14:16,119
Call the cops. Please.
Ask for Inspector Morris Monroe.
He's a smart guy.

1399
01:14:16,154 --> 01:14:18,484
-You can use my name.
-Which one? Fletch?
Frank? Ralph?

1400
01:14:18,519 --> 01:14:21,091
-Owen, stop! Stop!
Everybody calm down!
-Ow. [babbling]

1401
01:14:21,126 --> 01:14:22,158
Hey, hey,<i> basta.</i>

1402
01:14:22,193 --> 01:14:24,325
You! Yes.

1403
01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:26,767
Put your phone down. Yes.

1404
01:14:26,802 --> 01:14:29,330
[sighs]
Let's all take a breath.
Listen to me.

1405
01:14:29,365 --> 01:14:32,839
Fletch has been investigating
the murder.

1406
01:14:32,874 --> 01:14:37,437
I'm sure that's why
he was at your house, Tatiana.

1407
01:14:37,472 --> 01:14:40,341
Oh, wow. What smells so good?

1408
01:14:40,376 --> 01:14:42,651
Wow. Are you guys doing a seder?

1409
01:14:42,686 --> 01:14:44,015
Eve, you're here.

1410
01:14:44,050 --> 01:14:45,511
-Who is this?
-Of course you're here.

1411
01:14:45,546 --> 01:14:48,316
-Why are you here?
And who is this?
-[grunts]

1412
01:14:48,351 --> 01:14:50,021
I don't know.

1413
01:14:50,056 --> 01:14:52,122
We met on the street.
He asked to come up
and see you.

1414
01:14:52,157 --> 01:14:54,124
-I let him in. [chuckles]
-[Fletch] Cool.

1415
01:14:54,159 --> 01:14:55,323
Are you Irwin Fletcher?

1416
01:14:55,358 --> 01:14:56,599
Yes, I am.

1417
01:14:58,394 --> 01:14:59,866
Whoa!
[screams]

1418
01:14:59,901 --> 01:15:01,901
I mean, no, I'm not.
I always get that wrong.

1419
01:15:01,936 --> 01:15:03,540
My name is Bart Robinson.

1420
01:15:04,675 --> 01:15:06,609
I was engaged
to marry Laurel Goodwin.

1421
01:15:06,644 --> 01:15:08,171
[barks, yips]

1422
01:15:08,206 --> 01:15:10,173
Okay. Hey, buddy.
No one's getting shot today.

1423
01:15:10,208 --> 01:15:12,175
Let's get you sobered up, huh?

1424
01:15:12,210 --> 01:15:14,375
-Get some coffee in you.
This is Sylvia.
-Please. You come to Sylvia.

1425
01:15:14,410 --> 01:15:16,718
-She's gonna get you
some nice food.
-I'll make you a plate of food.

1426
01:15:16,753 --> 01:15:18,588
-[Fletch] We'll be okay.
-[Bart] What kind of food?

1427
01:15:18,623 --> 01:15:21,151
[Fletch] Get you a bite to eat.
We're gonna take care of ya.

1428
01:15:21,186 --> 01:15:24,385
What is that?
Owen, is that Oxy?

1429
01:15:24,420 --> 01:15:26,189
I have a prescription.
Right now? Really?

1430
01:15:26,224 --> 01:15:29,698
Owen, I told you.
Booze and pills,
it's a bad road.

1431
01:15:29,733 --> 01:15:32,195
-People love you, Owen.
-Oh, Eve.

1432
01:15:33,033 --> 01:15:35,968
-[Angela] Oh!
-[Tatiana] Owen!

1433
01:15:36,003 --> 01:15:37,838
Owen, you didn't sign
the fucking paper!

1434
01:15:37,873 --> 01:15:39,466
[speaks Italian]

1435
01:15:39,501 --> 01:15:41,501
[in English]
That dog is make<i> pipí</i>
on the carpet.

1436
01:15:41,536 --> 01:15:44,746
-[dog whines]
-Oh, yeah. She's hungry.

1437
01:15:44,781 --> 01:15:47,276
-[phone chimes]
-[exhales]

1438
01:15:48,081 --> 01:15:51,247
Um, I have to go.

1439
01:15:51,282 --> 01:15:53,513
-Wait, what? Why?
-[Countess] Ah,<i> bravo.</i>

1440
01:15:53,548 --> 01:15:56,791
Fletch, this is something
I need to do right now.

1441
01:15:56,826 --> 01:15:58,485
And I will not
be cross-examined.

1442
01:15:58,520 --> 01:15:59,893
-Let it out, buddy.
-Yes.

1443
01:15:59,928 --> 01:16:02,159
-[cries, moans]
-Let it out. Let it out.

1444
01:16:02,194 --> 01:16:03,996
[Angela]
You are being impossible.

1445
01:16:04,031 --> 01:16:05,602
[moans] This is delicious.

1446
01:16:06,627 --> 01:16:08,770
Are you really not gonna
tell me anything?

1447
01:16:10,532 --> 01:16:13,038
Andy, don't do this.
You're on thin ice, Fletch.

1448
01:16:13,942 --> 01:16:15,073
[driver] Angela, right?

1449
01:16:15,603 --> 01:16:16,679
I'm on thin ice?

1450
01:16:47,668 --> 01:16:50,240
[chattering]

1451
01:17:17,005 --> 01:17:18,708
[thunder rumbling]

1452
01:17:51,732 --> 01:17:53,237
[grunts] God.

1453
01:17:56,473 --> 01:17:58,638
Mr. Horan, lovely to see you.

1454
01:17:58,673 --> 01:18:00,673
So, uh-- It's last call
at the clubhouse.

1455
01:18:00,708 --> 01:18:03,181
Oh, well. Better hurry.
Yeah, you gotta--
better get in there.

1456
01:18:03,216 --> 01:18:06,646
You know, if they're closed,
there's-- must be Scuppers--
[laughs] Cheers. Thank you.

1457
01:18:46,787 --> 01:18:48,325
-Hey, Commodore.
-Hey, Ron.

1458
01:18:57,567 --> 01:18:59,105
[chattering]

1459
01:19:00,240 --> 01:19:02,174
Shit.

1460
01:19:02,209 --> 01:19:04,770
[Angela]
You still haven't explained
why you were avoiding me.

1461
01:19:04,805 --> 01:19:08,675
[Horan] I was not avoiding you.
I was trying to protect you.

1462
01:19:08,710 --> 01:19:10,512
[Angela]
You lie some fucking bullshit!

1463
01:19:10,547 --> 01:19:12,250
Do you really expect me
to believe that?

1464
01:19:12,285 --> 01:19:15,286
[Horan] Angela, I told you.
I am under investigation.

1465
01:19:15,321 --> 01:19:18,388
People are watching
my every move.

1466
01:19:18,423 --> 01:19:20,423
[Angela] Oh, come on, Ronald!

1467
01:19:20,458 --> 01:19:24,163
You could have found a way
to let me know you sold
two of my paintings!

1468
01:19:26,431 --> 01:19:28,596
-[Fletch] Oops.
-[Horan] What on earth is...

1469
01:19:29,698 --> 01:19:31,401
[gasps] Mr. Locke.

1470
01:19:32,305 --> 01:19:34,404
Fletch?
Hi. [sighs]

1471
01:19:34,439 --> 01:19:36,010
What are you doing here?

1472
01:19:36,045 --> 01:19:38,441
You know, I was worried.
I'm a-- I'm a worrier.

1473
01:19:38,476 --> 01:19:41,444
You don't need to worry.
The paintings are here.

1474
01:19:41,479 --> 01:19:42,610
We can save Menti.

1475
01:19:42,645 --> 01:19:44,414
Come on. You're like a wet dog.

1476
01:19:45,780 --> 01:19:47,483
[sighs] Stupid shoes.

1477
01:19:47,518 --> 01:19:49,287
[Angela]<i> Ronald was my professor</i>
<i>in Harvard.</i>

1478
01:19:49,927 --> 01:19:51,190
He was also my lover.

1479
01:19:53,194 --> 01:19:54,930
[Fletch] Okay. You know what?
Don't look so proud.

1480
01:19:54,965 --> 01:19:56,998
She doesn't have the best record
at picking guys.

1481
01:19:57,033 --> 01:20:00,166
So, you stole the paintings
and gave them to him to sell?

1482
01:20:00,201 --> 01:20:01,233
They're rightfully mine.

1483
01:20:01,972 --> 01:20:03,400
But before I met you,

1484
01:20:03,435 --> 01:20:05,468
Ronald stopped returning
my calls or my emails.

1485
01:20:05,503 --> 01:20:08,471
So I was surprised
when you told me
he had sold two paintings.

1486
01:20:08,506 --> 01:20:10,803
I always intended
to keep my bargain with you.

1487
01:20:10,838 --> 01:20:13,949
I was just very concerned
that I was being surveilled.

1488
01:20:13,984 --> 01:20:16,050
I'll take your word for it,
Ronald.

1489
01:20:16,085 --> 01:20:17,678
I did a little digging,
you know.

1490
01:20:17,713 --> 01:20:20,021
It would appear that
your father's art collection

1491
01:20:20,056 --> 01:20:22,584
was all looted
during World War Two.

1492
01:20:22,619 --> 01:20:25,323
If they belong to anyone,
it's probably
the Italian Republic.

1493
01:20:25,358 --> 01:20:27,721
Okay, wait.
Was Owen Tasserly in your class?

1494
01:20:27,756 --> 01:20:29,624
Yes.
We were both in Ronald's class.

1495
01:20:29,659 --> 01:20:31,197
Why does that matter?

1496
01:20:31,232 --> 01:20:34,002
What is your obsession
with Owen Tasserly?

1497
01:20:34,037 --> 01:20:36,972
You lied to me about Tasserly,
and I think I know why.

1498
01:20:37,007 --> 01:20:39,909
-What are you talking about?
-Owen goes to Europe
all the time.

1499
01:20:39,944 --> 01:20:42,978
So he clearly helped you
steal the paintings
from your father's villa.

1500
01:20:43,013 --> 01:20:45,607
Then Laurel Goodwin found out
and he killed her.

1501
01:20:45,642 --> 01:20:47,477
But instead of turning
Tasserly in for that,

1502
01:20:47,512 --> 01:20:49,644
you decided to let me
take the fall.

1503
01:20:49,679 --> 01:20:52,218
Because all you care about
is your paintings.

1504
01:20:52,253 --> 01:20:54,957
There's video of Owen and Laurel
on the night of the murder.

1505
01:20:54,992 --> 01:20:57,223
The cops thought it was me
because of my Lakers hat.

1506
01:20:57,258 --> 01:20:59,126
You're the only one that knows
about my Lakers hat.

1507
01:20:59,161 --> 01:21:03,262
So you are an accessory
to murder and a liar, Andy!

1508
01:21:03,297 --> 01:21:06,166
And a cold-hearted snake.

1509
01:21:06,201 --> 01:21:07,563
[Horan clears throat]
What?

1510
01:21:08,401 --> 01:21:09,862
Okay.
[gasps]

1511
01:21:11,536 --> 01:21:14,702
Uh... Okay, I was wrong.

1512
01:21:14,737 --> 01:21:18,244
-Um, you're not the bad guy.
He's the bad guy.
-[sighs]

1513
01:21:18,279 --> 01:21:20,741
Shit. Can I take this back?
Can I take any of that back?

1514
01:21:20,776 --> 01:21:21,709
Put these on.

1515
01:21:21,744 --> 01:21:22,710
I--
Okay. Can you--

1516
01:21:22,745 --> 01:21:24,547
One second.

1517
01:21:24,582 --> 01:21:26,549
Okay, I'm very sorry.
Uh, I was wrong.

1518
01:21:26,584 --> 01:21:28,914
And-- But you have to admit
it was a pretty good theory.

1519
01:21:28,949 --> 01:21:30,883
-I just missed a couple of--
-Shut up!

1520
01:21:31,556 --> 01:21:33,127
Really! [groans]

1521
01:21:34,361 --> 01:21:37,329
Ronald, what are you doing?

1522
01:21:37,364 --> 01:21:39,925
I was in a bad spot.

1523
01:21:39,960 --> 01:21:42,598
You shouldn't have sent Fletch
to shake the tree.

1524
01:21:43,403 --> 01:21:44,600
Why did you kill Laurel Goodwin?

1525
01:21:44,635 --> 01:21:46,833
I researched you, Fletch.

1526
01:21:46,868 --> 01:21:49,209
You're a decent
investigative reporter.

1527
01:21:49,244 --> 01:21:52,080
I couldn't run the risk
of you nosing around
in my business.

1528
01:21:52,115 --> 01:21:54,082
I needed you out of the picture.

1529
01:21:54,942 --> 01:21:56,381
I guess I'm flattered.

1530
01:21:56,416 --> 01:21:58,416
[Horan] Inspector Monroe
came to see me today.

1531
01:21:58,451 --> 01:22:01,386
That's when I decided
I had to leave the country
with the paintings

1532
01:22:01,421 --> 01:22:03,421
and tie up the loose ends.

1533
01:22:04,391 --> 01:22:05,720
How did you know
about my Lakers hat?

1534
01:22:05,755 --> 01:22:08,822
Mmm. Murderers get to keep
some secrets.

1535
01:22:10,232 --> 01:22:13,926
Now, put on the handcuffs.

1536
01:22:13,961 --> 01:22:17,303
You weren't planning
to take us out to sea
and tie us up together

1537
01:22:17,338 --> 01:22:18,898
and push us overboard, were you?

1538
01:22:18,933 --> 01:22:20,570
I was already prepared
to commit one murder tonight.

1539
01:22:20,605 --> 01:22:22,011
What makes you think
I won't commit two?

1540
01:22:22,772 --> 01:22:24,211
Oops.

1541
01:22:24,246 --> 01:22:25,806
[breathes heavily]
Ronald, stop this bullshit!

1542
01:22:25,841 --> 01:22:27,610
[shouts in Italian]
[in English] Yeah!

1543
01:22:27,645 --> 01:22:29,810
Shh, shh, shh.
You raise your voice again,

1544
01:22:29,845 --> 01:22:31,746
I'll just put on
some very loud music.

1545
01:22:31,781 --> 01:22:34,617
Can I pick it, please?
'Cause the EDM...
Just anything else.

1546
01:22:34,652 --> 01:22:36,751
Dixieland, jazz...
[stammers] ...bluegrass.

1547
01:22:36,786 --> 01:22:38,126
Put on the handcuffs, asshole.

1548
01:22:38,161 --> 01:22:39,490
You're sick!

1549
01:22:39,525 --> 01:22:41,228
He hasn't had a cold
in over 20 years.

1550
01:22:41,263 --> 01:22:42,955
-I should shoot you now.
-[Kenton] Ronnie!

1551
01:22:42,990 --> 01:22:44,330
-Help!
-Help! He's got a gun!

1552
01:22:44,365 --> 01:22:45,925
[LATHI (RayRay Remix)
playing on speakers]

1553
01:22:45,960 --> 01:22:48,763
Ronnie!
What the hell are you doing
down there?

1554
01:22:48,798 --> 01:22:50,303
-Ah!
-[Angela screams]

1555
01:22:55,343 --> 01:22:57,442
[screams] Oh, no!

1556
01:22:57,477 --> 01:23:00,346
-[gunshot]
-[Angela screams, pants]

1557
01:23:00,381 --> 01:23:02,678
[fast beat drops]

1558
01:23:12,690 --> 01:23:14,360
[music stops]

1559
01:23:17,629 --> 01:23:18,661
Hi, Fletch.

1560
01:23:18,696 --> 01:23:19,794
[breathes shakily]

1561
01:23:19,829 --> 01:23:20,861
Uh, hi.

1562
01:23:23,899 --> 01:23:29,034
Uh, so, the Scotch
should be a fine single malt.

1563
01:23:29,069 --> 01:23:31,839
Again, it's a hospital,
but we'll see what we can do.

1564
01:23:31,874 --> 01:23:33,280
What about beer?

1565
01:23:34,382 --> 01:23:36,052
Edibles make me gassy.

1566
01:23:37,352 --> 01:23:38,549
Horan's boat is
that big green...

1567
01:23:38,584 --> 01:23:40,188
Turned into a pretty nice night.

1568
01:23:41,752 --> 01:23:42,850
From a weather standpoint.

1569
01:23:44,722 --> 01:23:46,458
Sorry. No paintings.

1570
01:23:46,493 --> 01:23:48,493
What? No, no, no. That can't be.

1571
01:23:48,528 --> 01:23:50,055
We checked everywhere.

1572
01:23:50,090 --> 01:23:51,826
We cut open the mattresses,
ripped out the paneling.

1573
01:23:51,861 --> 01:23:53,498
There are no paintings
on that boat.

1574
01:23:53,533 --> 01:23:54,862
That is impossible.

1575
01:23:54,897 --> 01:23:57,029
Wait.
Uh, how did you find me here?

1576
01:23:57,064 --> 01:23:59,768
Well, when there was
the incident here last night,

1577
01:23:59,803 --> 01:24:01,935
I put together
that Horan owned the boat

1578
01:24:01,970 --> 01:24:05,180
and that we found you
parked in front of his gallery.

1579
01:24:05,215 --> 01:24:07,215
Well, I put that together.

1580
01:24:07,250 --> 01:24:09,250
Well, yes, I--
I know that, Griz,

1581
01:24:09,285 --> 01:24:13,386
but when I say I, I mean--
Griz-- Griz put that together.

1582
01:24:13,421 --> 01:24:15,322
So I went to see Horan

1583
01:24:15,357 --> 01:24:17,720
and there was something
about him that just
made me suspicious.

1584
01:24:17,755 --> 01:24:21,196
So we did some digging
and found out
that he was heavily in debt

1585
01:24:21,231 --> 01:24:24,364
and being investigated
for a false insurance claim.

1586
01:24:24,399 --> 01:24:26,300
-[Fletch] Mmm.
-Mm-hmm. I also found that.

1587
01:24:26,335 --> 01:24:29,028
[stammers]
Griz put that together.
Just saying.

1588
01:24:29,063 --> 01:24:30,469
And that's when it hit me.

1589
01:24:32,132 --> 01:24:33,406
Us.
Us.

1590
01:24:33,441 --> 01:24:35,573
Horan killed Laurel Goodwin.

1591
01:24:36,543 --> 01:24:38,070
Went to go arrest him.
He wasn't there.

1592
01:24:38,105 --> 01:24:40,281
And we had a hunch
that he might be here.

1593
01:24:41,614 --> 01:24:43,416
How did you connect him
to Laurel's murder?

1594
01:24:43,451 --> 01:24:45,715
He's always sanitizing
his hands.
[Griz] Mmm.

1595
01:24:45,750 --> 01:24:50,423
He had the cups
for the ink pens,
clean and dirty.

1596
01:24:50,458 --> 01:24:52,117
Germophobe.
Germophobe.

1597
01:24:52,152 --> 01:24:54,053
So take a look at this
right here.
Look at this video.

1598
01:24:54,088 --> 01:24:55,131
Look at the very end.

1599
01:25:01,469 --> 01:25:04,503
-Oh, look there.
-Uh, what? I don't s--

1600
01:25:04,538 --> 01:25:07,099
He jerks his hand back
because she touches
his bare skin.

1601
01:25:08,278 --> 01:25:09,508
Germaphobe.
Germaphobe.

1602
01:25:09,543 --> 01:25:12,071
But that man has black hair.

1603
01:25:12,106 --> 01:25:14,106
Found this cheap black hair dye.

1604
01:25:14,141 --> 01:25:17,879
So, how did he know
who I really was?
That I wear a Lakers hat?

1605
01:25:17,914 --> 01:25:21,190
Do you remember a picture of you
from an article
from<i> La Republica?</i>

1606
01:25:22,457 --> 01:25:23,489
Sure.

1607
01:25:25,361 --> 01:25:26,855
Oh...

1608
01:25:27,957 --> 01:25:29,561
-I was wearing my lucky hat.
-Mm-hmm.

1609
01:25:29,596 --> 01:25:32,333
And I Zoomed with Horan.
Wow, I am an idiot.

1610
01:25:32,368 --> 01:25:34,599
Thank you.
Yup. Finally, a consensus.

1611
01:25:34,634 --> 01:25:37,569
Okay, but why Laurel Goodwin?
Why her?

1612
01:25:37,604 --> 01:25:40,770
Laurel Goodwin was auditing
Horan's class at Harvard.

1613
01:25:40,805 --> 01:25:45,247
Horan had installed some art
in Tasserly's townhouse.
So, he had a key.

1614
01:25:45,282 --> 01:25:47,843
He feigned interest
in Miss Goodwin's career
to lure her there.

1615
01:25:47,878 --> 01:25:50,252
She was just
a convenient victim.
[Angela gasps]

1616
01:25:50,287 --> 01:25:52,815
He wanted to frame Fletch.
Oh, God. Poor woman.

1617
01:25:53,686 --> 01:25:54,883
That bastard!

1618
01:25:57,624 --> 01:25:59,657
He was going to kill me, too.
[gasps]

1619
01:26:03,531 --> 01:26:05,531
I'm gonna head back
to the station.
Yup.

1620
01:26:07,733 --> 01:26:11,471
Well, let me just say
I'm glad that we finally
solved this case.

1621
01:26:14,201 --> 01:26:15,871
Together. [exhales deeply]

1622
01:26:16,478 --> 01:26:18,038
We?
[Fletch] We.

1623
01:26:18,678 --> 01:26:19,776
We three.

1624
01:26:20,746 --> 01:26:22,009
No.

1625
01:26:22,044 --> 01:26:25,815
-Mmm.
-[grunts] We solved the case.

1626
01:26:25,850 --> 01:26:27,883
Well, we.
[Monroe] No, no, no, no.

1627
01:26:27,918 --> 01:26:30,215
You came barefoot into my office

1628
01:26:30,250 --> 01:26:33,625
and woke up my child
with a list of suspects
that Horan wasn't even on!

1629
01:26:33,660 --> 01:26:36,122
-I don't know about that.
-You got your ass kicked
on the boat

1630
01:26:36,157 --> 01:26:38,399
and almost got shot in the face.
That's what you did.

1631
01:26:39,699 --> 01:26:41,402
I'm gonna go to the car.

1632
01:26:42,196 --> 01:26:43,998
I'm gonna miss us.

1633
01:26:44,033 --> 01:26:46,506
But you know,
only you could have snuck in
a place like this

1634
01:26:46,541 --> 01:26:48,134
and been able to just blend in.

1635
01:26:49,170 --> 01:26:51,038
They'd never let me in
a place like this.

1636
01:26:51,645 --> 01:26:52,710
And I'm an inspector.

1637
01:26:52,745 --> 01:26:54,481
Yeah, I know.

1638
01:26:55,451 --> 01:26:56,516
'Cause you're Jewish.

1639
01:26:57,354 --> 01:26:58,386
It's not right.

1640
01:26:59,884 --> 01:27:00,916
<i>L'chaim.</i>

1641
01:27:03,921 --> 01:27:06,119
Okay, Andy, why didn't you just
come clean with me?

1642
01:27:06,154 --> 01:27:09,529
This all would have gone
so much easier had I known
the whole story.

1643
01:27:11,093 --> 01:27:13,368
I couldn't trust you
with all the information.

1644
01:27:13,403 --> 01:27:14,435
Why?

1645
01:27:14,470 --> 01:27:16,404
Because, like you said...

1646
01:27:17,770 --> 01:27:19,099
you're an idiot.

1647
01:27:19,134 --> 01:27:20,771
So you were just using me
this whole time?

1648
01:27:20,806 --> 01:27:22,311
No, Fletch.

1649
01:27:22,346 --> 01:27:25,908
It's just that I fall in love
with idiots.

1650
01:27:25,943 --> 01:27:28,812
I may be an idiot,
but I saved your life.

1651
01:27:29,485 --> 01:27:31,045
You didn't.

1652
01:27:31,080 --> 01:27:33,487
That girl,
she saved both of our lives.

1653
01:27:33,522 --> 01:27:34,950
Well--
What was her name?

1654
01:27:36,151 --> 01:27:37,590
Grizzly.

1655
01:27:37,625 --> 01:27:40,219
Actually, you know what?
I never did get her...

1656
01:27:40,254 --> 01:27:41,627
Hold on one second.

1657
01:27:41,662 --> 01:27:43,695
-[grunts]
-["Moanin'" playing on sterio]

1658
01:27:43,730 --> 01:27:44,894
[scoffs]

1659
01:27:44,929 --> 01:27:46,731
Oh, this is fun song.

1660
01:27:47,327 --> 01:27:49,063
Griz, one last thing.

1661
01:27:49,098 --> 01:27:52,000
I never got your real name.
I-- I gotta know.

1662
01:27:53,443 --> 01:27:56,235
It's Griselda.
And I'm not ashamed
of my name, Fletch.

1663
01:27:56,270 --> 01:27:57,841
You shouldn't be ashamed
of yours either.

1664
01:27:57,876 --> 01:27:59,579
Thanks.

1665
01:27:59,614 --> 01:28:01,240
There's a lot of other things
you could be ashamed of.

1666
01:28:01,275 --> 01:28:03,748
Like your arrogance,
your white privilege, your feet.

1667
01:28:03,783 --> 01:28:07,422
Okay, well, um, thank you
for saving my ass, Griselda.

1668
01:28:07,457 --> 01:28:08,918
-Mmm.
-And if I could just say--

1669
01:28:08,953 --> 01:28:10,359
Hands off the car, Fletch.

1670
01:28:23,869 --> 01:28:25,836
[line ringing]

1671
01:28:27,510 --> 01:28:28,872
[Frank]<i> The fuck do you want?</i>

1672
01:28:28,907 --> 01:28:30,170
Hi, Frank.

1673
01:28:30,205 --> 01:28:31,941
You still want that exclusive?

1674
01:28:44,725 --> 01:28:47,319
[doorbell rings]

1675
01:28:50,093 --> 01:28:52,126
[door buzzing]

1676
01:28:53,734 --> 01:28:54,799
[door opens]

1677
01:28:54,834 --> 01:28:56,163
[sighs]

1678
01:28:56,198 --> 01:28:57,230
[door closes]

1679
01:28:57,265 --> 01:28:58,836
Menti, how are you, my friend?

1680
01:28:58,871 --> 01:29:00,233
<i>Buongiorno,</i> Fletch.

1681
01:29:01,742 --> 01:29:03,038
How were the Canary Islands?

1682
01:29:03,073 --> 01:29:06,140
Ah. You arranged everything
splendidly.

1683
01:29:06,175 --> 01:29:08,076
Hmm.

1684
01:29:08,111 --> 01:29:11,981
Well, it turns out...
[sighs] ...the Countess
actually loves you.

1685
01:29:12,016 --> 01:29:13,884
She was even able
to forgive Angela.

1686
01:29:13,919 --> 01:29:16,458
-She's a remarkable woman.
-That she is.

1687
01:29:16,493 --> 01:29:19,659
And in Angela's defense,
she didn't know
about the murder.

1688
01:29:19,694 --> 01:29:22,794
I think she stole the paintings
so the Countess
couldn't have them.

1689
01:29:22,829 --> 01:29:24,763
I think she resents
sharing your love.

1690
01:29:24,798 --> 01:29:26,358
Where are the ladies now?

1691
01:29:26,393 --> 01:29:28,063
They are spending your money.

1692
01:29:28,098 --> 01:29:30,395
-Ha!
-[chuckles]

1693
01:29:30,430 --> 01:29:34,366
So I have your paintings
in a van in a garage
very near here.

1694
01:29:34,401 --> 01:29:37,105
I had a thought.
Why don't you keep them?

1695
01:29:38,438 --> 01:29:40,042
You can't be serious.

1696
01:29:40,077 --> 01:29:42,880
It is better for my family
if the paintings stay away.

1697
01:29:42,915 --> 01:29:45,014
Are you absolutely sure
about that?

1698
01:29:45,049 --> 01:29:49,920
The paintings are worth
roughly... a shitload.

1699
01:29:51,187 --> 01:29:53,759
They were stolen by the<i> fascisti</i>
in the first place.

1700
01:29:53,794 --> 01:29:55,959
They always made me feel guilty.

1701
01:29:57,061 --> 01:29:59,897
<i>-Grazie.</i>
<i>-Grazie</i> right back to you.

1702
01:30:00,867 --> 01:30:02,702
Angela is my daughter.

1703
01:30:02,737 --> 01:30:05,034
I can forgive her.
Can you?

1704
01:30:05,069 --> 01:30:09,071
Well, I would have,
but she, uh, dumped me.

1705
01:30:10,140 --> 01:30:12,712
She dumped you. [laughs]

1706
01:30:12,747 --> 01:30:14,780
[in Italian] Maybe someday
I will understand...

1707
01:30:14,815 --> 01:30:16,441
...the sex from behind.

1708
01:30:16,476 --> 01:30:17,981
-[chuckles]
<i>-Che cosa?</i>

1709
01:30:19,380 --> 01:30:21,754
[in Italian]
My Italian is very good.

1710
01:30:21,789 --> 01:30:22,953
-Ah.
-[Angela, Countess laugh]

1711
01:30:22,988 --> 01:30:24,691
[both speak Italian]

1712
01:30:24,726 --> 01:30:26,385
[screams]

1713
01:30:26,420 --> 01:30:28,255
<i>-Mio dio!</i>
-Papa?

1714
01:30:28,290 --> 01:30:29,762
<i>Sei un visione?</i>

1715
01:30:29,797 --> 01:30:31,423
[in English]
I'm not a ghost, my darling.

1716
01:30:31,458 --> 01:30:32,798
[Angela] Papa!
Ang.

1717
01:30:32,833 --> 01:30:34,459
[speaks Italian]

1718
01:30:34,494 --> 01:30:35,900
[in English]
I'm fine. I am fine.

1719
01:30:35,935 --> 01:30:37,770
I-- I have a confession
for you both.

1720
01:30:37,805 --> 01:30:39,299
[speaks in Italian]

1721
01:30:39,334 --> 01:30:41,037
[Count, in English]
We make believe my kidnapping,

1722
01:30:41,072 --> 01:30:42,467
-so that we--
-[Countess] Why you do that?

1723
01:30:42,502 --> 01:30:44,579
[Count] To discover
who take the paintings.

1724
01:30:44,614 --> 01:30:46,405
-[Countess] Oh.
-[Count] We decide
it's best to...

1725
01:30:53,018 --> 01:30:55,150
Slo Mo Monroe.

1726
01:30:57,825 --> 01:30:59,154
Don't you have any other cases?

1727
01:30:59,189 --> 01:31:01,794
-No, I solved them all.
-Yeah? Mazel.

1728
01:31:01,829 --> 01:31:03,389
Oh, I got something
for your son.

1729
01:31:03,424 --> 01:31:04,797
I was gonna send it
to your office.

1730
01:31:05,998 --> 01:31:07,129
Huh.

1731
01:31:10,574 --> 01:31:12,970
[Fletch]
I mean, is that adorable?

1732
01:31:13,775 --> 01:31:15,467
My wife will love it.

1733
01:31:15,502 --> 01:31:16,776
Did you find the paintings yet?

1734
01:31:16,811 --> 01:31:18,745
No, but city and highway cops

1735
01:31:18,780 --> 01:31:22,111
are on the lookout
for a '98 turquoise
Ford Econoline van.

1736
01:31:22,883 --> 01:31:25,345
Plates Victor-Gary-2-7-0-Sam.

1737
01:31:25,380 --> 01:31:27,985
Apparently registered
to an I. M. Fletcher.

1738
01:31:28,020 --> 01:31:30,592
I gave that van away, so...

1739
01:31:30,627 --> 01:31:32,319
So you're telling me
if we stop that van,

1740
01:31:32,354 --> 01:31:34,321
we're not gonna find
the Count's stolen paintings?

1741
01:31:34,356 --> 01:31:36,290
You are one relentless guy,
Morris.

1742
01:31:36,325 --> 01:31:37,896
You would have made
a good reporter.

1743
01:31:37,931 --> 01:31:40,635
Mm-mmm, no.
I don't know
who people hate more.

1744
01:31:40,670 --> 01:31:42,835
Cops or reporters.

1745
01:31:44,366 --> 01:31:45,673
It's cops.

1746
01:31:45,708 --> 01:31:47,400
["Halfway Right, Halfway Wrong"
playing]

1747
01:31:47,435 --> 01:31:49,138
Bye.

1748
01:31:49,173 --> 01:31:51,272
[car rental worker on phone]
<i>Enterprise Exotic Car Rental.</i>

1749
01:31:51,307 --> 01:31:53,846
[Fletch]<i> Hi. Yeah.</i>
<i>Listen, uh, I had</i>
<i>a family emergency come up</i>

1750
01:31:53,881 --> 01:31:55,881
<i>and I can't return the car</i>
<i>in person.</i>

1751
01:31:55,916 --> 01:31:58,950
<i>So I parked it in an alleyway</i>
<i>right off of Utica there</i>

1752
01:31:58,985 --> 01:32:01,315
and, uh, you wouldn't
believe it, somebody stole
the license plates.

1753
01:32:01,350 --> 01:32:02,547
[car rental worker]
<i>Oh, my goodness.</i>

1754
01:32:02,582 --> 01:32:04,824
So someone can just
pick that up.

1755
01:32:04,859 --> 01:32:06,892
[car rental worker]<i> Well, sir,</i>
<i>you're gonna have to file</i>
<i>a police report.</i>

1756
01:32:06,927 --> 01:32:09,455
Yeah. I'm sorry.
You're breaking--
You're breaking up there.

1757
01:32:17,333 --> 01:32:18,530
[car horn honks]

1758
01:32:19,269 --> 01:32:21,577
[song continues]

1759
01:32:28,949 --> 01:32:32,379
[chuckles] Menti.

1760
01:32:32,414 --> 01:32:34,821
-Countess de Grassi.
<i>-Si?</i>

1761
01:32:34,856 --> 01:32:37,318
[in Italian] This came for you.

1762
01:32:37,793 --> 01:32:39,826
Only one?

1763
01:32:39,861 --> 01:32:44,094
[in English] Fletch.
You're a piece of shit.

1764
01:32:48,562 --> 01:32:50,738
I-- I think that's, uh, Munch.

1765
01:32:52,874 --> 01:32:54,302
No way this shit's real.

1766
01:33:14,764 --> 01:33:16,489
That's gorgeous, Mignon.

1767
01:33:17,558 --> 01:33:19,932
[song continues]

1768
01:33:33,915 --> 01:33:35,816
[song ends]

1769
01:33:35,851 --> 01:33:38,511
[podcaster]<i> As a boy,</i>
<i>Edgar Arthur Tharpe Jr.</i>

1770
01:33:38,546 --> 01:33:42,581
<i>covered his walls with pictures</i>
<i>he'd torn out of books</i>
<i>and magazines</i>

1771
01:33:42,616 --> 01:33:44,825
<i>of cowboys, Indians, buffalo...</i>

1772
01:33:44,860 --> 01:33:46,926
[phone ringing]

1773
01:33:47,555 --> 01:33:48,620
[sighs]

1774
01:33:51,328 --> 01:33:53,328
-Hi, Frank.
-[Frank]<i> Why the fuck</i>
<i>did you send me</i>

1775
01:33:53,363 --> 01:33:54,967
<i>that ugly fucking painting?</i>

1776
01:33:55,002 --> 01:33:56,166
<i>I just threw it in the trash.</i>

1777
01:33:56,201 --> 01:33:57,805
You're welcome.

1778
01:33:57,840 --> 01:33:59,136
-[Frank]<i> Where are you now?</i>
-None of your business.

1779
01:33:59,171 --> 01:34:00,808
[Frank]<i> I need you for a story.</i>

1780
01:34:00,843 --> 01:34:02,975
There's a shit show going on
over at March News Corp.

1781
01:34:03,010 --> 01:34:05,109
Old man March
is retiring abruptly

1782
01:34:05,144 --> 01:34:06,979
and he's putting
his idiot son in charge.

1783
01:34:07,014 --> 01:34:09,113
<i>I need you to go to Chicago</i>
<i>as soon as poss--</i>

1784
01:34:09,148 --> 01:34:10,818
Let me just stop you
right there, Frank.

1785
01:34:10,853 --> 01:34:13,447
I am still officially retired
from investigative reporting

1786
01:34:13,482 --> 01:34:15,680
and there's no amount of money
that could change my mind.

1787
01:34:15,715 --> 01:34:18,485
Well, that's perfect,
because this pays
roughly no amount of money.

1788
01:34:18,520 --> 01:34:20,960
Come on, Fletch.
Aren't you bored?

1789
01:34:20,995 --> 01:34:22,962
Not yet. Bye-bye.

1790
01:34:22,997 --> 01:34:24,590
[Frank]<i> Wait, wait, wait.</i>
<i>Don't hang up.</i>

1791
01:34:24,625 --> 01:34:26,427
Oh, and that
ugly fucking painting,

1792
01:34:26,462 --> 01:34:28,363
have it appraised
before you throw it away.

1793
01:34:28,398 --> 01:34:29,595
[Frank]<i> What? What?</i>

1794
01:34:29,630 --> 01:34:31,036
<i>-Tay!</i>
-[Tay]<i> What?</i>

1795
01:34:31,071 --> 01:34:32,598
[Frank]
<i>Where's the trash? Give me--</i>

1796
01:34:34,734 --> 01:34:37,009
[blows]

1797
01:34:59,231 --> 01:35:01,396
[upbeat music playing]

1798
01:38:27,373 --> 01:38:28,537
[Fletch]<i> Five stars.</i>